>Saturday 3rd January 2026FT AFC Bournemouth 2 3 Arsenal Evanilson (11'), Junior Kroupi (77') Gabriel (16'), Rice (54', 71')FT Aston Villa 3 1 Nottingham Forest Watkins (45+2'), McGinn (49', 73') Gibbs-White (61')FT Brighton & Hove Albion 2 0 Burnley Rutter (30'), Ayari (47') FT Wolverhampton Wanderers 3 0 West Ham United Arias (4'), Hwang (31' pen), Mané (41') >Sunday 4th January 20263pm Everton v Brentford3pm Fulham v Liverpool12.30pm Leeds United v Manchester United5.30pm Manchester City v Chelsea3pm Newcastle United v Crystal Palace3pm Tottenham Hotspur v Sunderland
GO ACE
corrr
>>152808882Hope he gets sacked tonight
>>152808882gwan palhinha son get a tackle in and then give the ball away with a pass
>>152808905don't fink danish pasties talk like dat
>>152808882SIDEWAYS AND BACKWARDS EVERYWHERE WE GOSIDEWAYS AND BACKWARDS EVERYWHERE WE GOEVERYWHERE WE GOOOOO
>2 “”””””trophies””””””
>>152808926Is that Sarr and Udogie in midfield
>>152808929fat cunt
>>152808882Pray for Frank
>>152808838Both look like sleazy bar staff trying to rape teenage daughters in a budget Mallorca all inclusive
MO SALAHMO SALAHRUNNING DOWN THE WING
>>152808838>2 "trophies"
dirty rat manc cunts always diving
>play shit>win>media masturbates for the next 3 days
>>152809461The mark of champions
OH NO NO NO NO
>>152808969Don’t sign your posts :^>
are united finished?
>>152809992They were finished the day Fergie died
Leeds will win their next league title before Man U.
transfield?
>transfield
Man, you shited
Wayne Trooney was infinitely funnier than Transfield and no amount of coping will ever change that.
>>152810282>Wayne Trooney
>>152810282It would be if Rooney was synonymous with trannies but he isn't, unlike Anfield.Mantrooney has to be the most dire gimmick I've heard in some years too.
Fuck off Eddie Howe
>>152810359Adding the s means that you have to fundamentally change the structure of the word. If you just said "Transfield" with no context, most people wouldn't know what you're talking about. Wayne Trooney is a much cleaner rhyme without needing any context.On a related note, Transchester Dilated was also funnier. Transchester on its own is nothing special (on par with Transfield), but when combined with Dilated it becomes a powerful double act.
The thought of my club Liverpool FC signing a player who isn't completely safe for LGBTQ+ people makes me drop to my knees and scream at the sky
>>152810433Still none of them are close to Scousaar so it doesn't really matter.
Sub on Woltemade
>>152810258KEK another banger
>>152810493>t. my transgirlfriend is called Sky
Troonchester Poonited
>>152810282>>152810433I came up with both of them so I appreciate the kind words
>Shitpool
this is a bad everton performance
Troonchester Transnited
>TNT sports loss of sound was because of Leeds fans chanting ‘Jimmy Savile, he’ll rape your dead Mum’.
Shitchester PooshitedLiverstool Pooball Club
Brentford just scored their first corner kick goal of the season against everton
everton played awful in the first half and now in the 2nd half they've conceded 2 goals in as many minutes
>>152811221fucking hell, Igor Thiago is gonna catch up Haaland at this rate
>"I came here to be the manager of Manchester United, not to be the coach.>"Every department, the scouting department, the sports director, needs to do their job. I will do my mine for 18 months and then we move on."Hmm
>>152811309Jokes.
>>152811309ZESTY
Beto scores
Goal given
>>152811309brazil bantz
>>152811471They'll do anything to make it seem like Wirtz isn't a flop (he is). Looking forward to another dozen articles about him now.
>Liverpool being allowed to score offside goals to scrape a draw vs FulhamGrim little club. Wirtz is the most babied protected player in the league
>only Burnley, Forest and Wolves have scored fewer goals than Sunderland>only Arsenal and Man City have conceded fewer goals than SunderlandQuite incredible stuff
>>152811598Shit club just like Newcastle. Get them relegated and then bomb the north east into glass.
>>152811598unsustainable mid table run into relegation next year truly incredible
Who's been worse for far, Teshko or Yockeresh?HARD MODE: No bias, no shitposting, only genuine objective answers no matter who you support.
>>152811630Both shit. Liverpool tier players.
IGOR FUCKING THIAGO
>>152811613Mackem Bastard isn’t going to like this one
Everton back to their best (shit)
>>152811673He's gonna catch Haaland
>lewis miley with one hundred percent pass accuracy as a makeshift rbget him in the england squad.
How much did Shitsko cost again?
Liverpool back to playing shit and getting lucky I see
Commentator actually said “Surely Liverpool can’t let this one slip”
/LUG/God is with us today <3
>LiverstoolHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Liverpoo
Sneederpool can’t even win vs Fulham after being gifted an offside goal
Liverpool larping as a big club is even funnier than when Tottenham do it
>>152812028>>152812028>>152812028NEW
actually in awe of the sheer fraudulence of arne slotits like something from a comedy
They didn't count on a Harrison Reed worldie
Liverpool could feasibly finish below Man United this season
>>152812132https://twitter.com/i/status/2007862484062048386What a fucking rocket
> Virgin Van Dyke
>Comeback = complete.
>>152812132I was in the kitchen and overheard someone on Sky saying Reed hadn't scored a goal in 3 years kek
liverpool fucking stinkslot is a fraud sending the team backwards
Kind of mad how scary Liverpoo were under Klopp and now they're like bournemouth tier
>>152812275Imagine Bournemouth with an unlimited budget and 12th man...
>>152812140Fookin hell wow
>>152812140Fucking hell the sound of that blooter
He's gonna be fewmin all week now.
>>152812549kwabberpool
>>152812180I think I heard them say he had only played eight minutes total this season before getting subbed on
mental how boring football is in 2026
>>152812776may be more of an internal problem
>>152812795bodied that dull freak
>>152813220wdsoph
>>152813298I thought we all came to the mutual understanding that when someone is bodied and exception is made, apparently not
>>1528117812 Watkins
>WE'RE GONNA WIN THE QUADRUPLE L- ACK!
>>152813408Plus DCL tip
When I saw "transfield" I thought you were talking about Mansfield town
>>152813411>search for reed>jobs in my area>search for reed fulham>jobs in fulhamthis ginger cunt is actually incognito
imagine being as deluded as a liverpool fan who thinks the refsa re out to get them
3 points between 14th and 6thfunny season
>Ruben Amorim:>"I just want to say that I came here to be the manager of Man Utd, NOT the head coach.>"That's going to FINISH in 18 months and then everyone is going to move on. That's the deal, that's my job."https://x.com/BeanymanSports/status/2007832036862476442what did he mean by this
>>152813411bloody 'ell that's a nice goal.who's worth salvaging from that liverpewl team?szobozlai is decent i think, bradely is decent but he seems like a scouser so i don't think he fancies leaving, and ekitike is probably their best player going forward(he's also an henry fan).maybe these guys decide to abandon ship come this summah?
Marescabros how are we coping
>>152814776am doin a massive fink on the klenk
>poop
Really could have done with Semenyo today...
The most effective goalscorers in the premier league
>>152813411What a fucking goal. God didn't want Liverpool to win today.
>>152812163
>Barry AND Beto scored>still losefeel bad for moyes and grealishcould be in european positions if KDH hadn't got injured
>>152813411puskas nominee
>>152813654its over
THE BIG SIX remains unchanged at the end of GW20Starting to think Arsenal will do it
>>152812163>mfw 2-2
>>152815531Liverpool's next game>ArsenalChelsea's next game >Fulham (derby)United's next game>Burnley The league heats up on Wednesday
1-1 loss for city. Psychologically ass raped.
>>152815552
The dreaded No Manager Bounce
>>152812549klenkerpoo
we're 1 /mug/ away from an amorim sacking
>>152815720*10
>>152815862How is it even possible that he gets balder each time I see him?
>>152815862WE NEED ANOTHER 450 MILLION
>>152815862>>152815895>>152815903Look at the 1st image that appears when you search his name lel
>>152815920>his real name is arsendHow the fuck did this escape scrutiny till now?
>>152815961>arsend slutNamed his daughter>is a slut
https://x.com/footballontnt/status/2007875131448700942Gwan Miley son. (Jordan Hendermong will still be in the England squad over himbtw)
>>152815720Looks like he's related to Harry Redknapp
Arsenal fans have Liverpool customers on the ropes rn
the head to head kek
>>152810282Yup
>>152810579This was the one that broke him.
THE TOP 4
>>152815612City have Brighton, who they lose to fairly often
>>152816282>8 points behind third>14 points behind the leadersIn reality this is a top 3
>>1528105791st time I saw scousaar my sides were in orbit
Ruben with another masterclass
>>152816345This is fitting because Man United is the main character :^)
>Wolves have won more games in 2026 than Man United Grim
>>152816358main character of the transgender diaries yes they are :)
just got this book for christmas, looks really informative x
>we rely the whole season on luck and its not good enough- Arne SlotLooks like hes getting sacked
Villa, only you can stop them now, the fate of the Premier League is in your hands, John McGinn
>hire guy who plays meme formation>give him £200m to spend on three No.10's despite having like four already>still sucks>fire him>new guy comes in>"Yeah I don't want seven No.10s, sorry lol">give him £250m>rinse repeatAs usal, Brent is saying until the Glazers and Ineos are gone, the debt is completely cleared, the players are all kicked out and a new manager is given at least £1bn and time... It'd still take three years after that to see anything positive.He has also drunk the 'we sign players who are good and they turn to shit, we sell players who are shit and they turn good'. cool aid.
>>152816282Surely Arsenal won’t bottle it this time will they? The only weakness I can even see is that their striker is shit but they get goals without him anyway
>>152816282>Liverpool either slow down Arsenal or go 11 points behind next week
Absolutely zero talk about City and Chelsea with an embarrassing draw
Liversissy crawling out of his cave after that embarrassing draw
>>152811630Why not ask who has been best? Worst has such a negative sound about it.Gyökeres has most likely been the best since he started every game he has been available for the team that is 1st in the league.
>>152816661What about if city bottle it more? I’m really scared
>>152816780Disgusting little cretin he is
>>152816377wolves are top of the 2026 Premier League (3 points, +3 gd)
>>152816282>SIX points ahead>still anxious as fuckwhat a shit feelingthe quad is ON though. may god guides us towards these cheeky 4 trophies that have eluded us for so long.
>amorim ready to go scorched earth as the board isn't giving him any transfers or full control of tactics and scouting>pep confirms both dias and gvardiol will be out a few weeks minimum and knows ake is made of glassPrice of guehi just went up.
>needing an offside goal to draw with fulham
sorry mantroony not everyone lives on 4chan and stays in on nye because he's a friendless dilating troon
>>152817057We dont sign our posts here
>>152817034true ball knowers know that if the premier league started November 1st that Fulham would currently be in a CL spot
>>152817034>>15281713512 man Liverpool mind you
>sissypool pretending he hasn't been here all along
really despise howeneed this loathsome cunt out of my club
>>152817452>filename Kek
he's got bags of pace, he's quick, he's fast, and he can run all day
>>152818444sounds like he's got a motor on him
>>152817452Liversissy... How will he ever recover from this blunder or, dare I say it, slip?
contemplating posting that anfield wrap videothis is what it's come to
Thomas Frank has got to go
I’m rooting for wulverumpton after that win lads I just have to. Bless em
United and Chelsea will both go above Liverpool in GW21
>>152816793Because they've both been bad overall. So asking which oen has been even bad-er than the other is more appropriate than asking which has been good-er than the other.
>>152818548>that anfield wrap videomy name is Craig and I'm here to saymake sure you gamble in a responsible way
6 point deficit in January...and this is the best form city have been in this season. It only gets worse.
>Fair to say that pretty much every big signing this season was a flop>For some reason it flies under the radar>Can't understand why>Oh yeah, because if you call players like Sesko and Gyokeres flops then you have to also call league records like Isak and Wirtz flops and the media are *never* going to call out Liverpool's dogshitSad really.
>>152818876My name's Craig, massive fatty.
>>152818997Mbeumo and Woltemade have been good
>>152818992they have lost 4 players through injury in these past two games, three of them were first team starters too, they will now revert back to last season form
>>152818997no one knows who the fuck sesko is lad he's had about three paragraphs written about him all season
>>152818997I think it’s partially because what Liverpool have done is so unbelievably, mind-bendingly bad that it enters the realm of science fiction. They signed the worst, most expensive flop in the history of the league. And they did it TWICE in one season. Twilight Zone. You literally cannot make this up.
wirtz is a quality player, just a victim of a lot of regressive trends in english football right now. it's getting god awful to watch.
not much movementerino in the old january transfer marketerinos if i do say so myself
What’s this Pep thinking about?
>>152819439No point really. Theres a premium in January because clubs dont wanna lose their best players half way through a season.
>>152819651lel hes so dramaticman was made for theatre not football
>>152819651Just noticed, kek.
>>152819651Mfw Haaland blanks again on FPL
Liverpool are dreadfully boring to watch. Uninspired and basic in movement. Every pass is backwards or sideways. If they dont score from a cross into the box they struggle.
>>152819651He knows it’s over and they have lost momentum. Twice in a row. Psychologically that’s very damaging. Lmao even.
>>152819946but enough about arsenal
Do you think there will come a point where teams can make 10 subs in a match, effectively pretty much changing their whole team throughout the game to protect players from injuries as the seasons have got much harder regarding fixture pile up?
>>152820104nah
Reminder that football journalists said with a straight face that Spurs were the dark horses for the title because they now had a generational manager And the Yid Army believed it LOL!
>>152820104no but I would like for them to change on the fly instead of needing all the pomp and circumstance
what do you think will happen to aw when they win absolutely nothing again this seasonscary stuff imo
>>152820104No because it would've heavily favour the richest teams
>>152820187none of that happened, this is misinformationhey everybody this guys spreading misinformation!
>>152820233But enough about Liversissy
>>152819348I always felt he's been held back by salah and gakpo. The former wasting passes or not passing back. The latter being shit and blocking wirtz from being at LW where he can link up with kerkez. Hopefully both can be sold in the summer and Liverpool builds around wirtz Ekitike and szobozali
>>152820233he will probably just get angry and post about spurs day in and day outso no real change
>>152817092we don't post pictures of our rapist here
>>152820233hope aw/mt kills himself when his clubs bottle
>>152820285
the Greatest Defence in World Football played all match and they still conceded at home against little Sunderland?
>>152820187I remember the American and Australian here who were convinced spurs would challenge this season
>>152820307you good aw? high blood pressure? heard thats a big problem among africans
>>152819946Liverpool are just all out attack with no intelligence. It's like they've stopped defensive drills in training.
>>152820408But their attacking patterns are painfully simple
>>152820518we don't sign our posts here
>>152820551very good
>Jamie Carragher tears into Ruben Amorim: Man United boss is labelled 'barely competent Premier League manager' Could say the same about Slot
>>152820586Cute >>152820784Fag
>>152820784our boy is mailing it in now
>>152820784I thought the liversissy thing was a joke
>>152820892SIDEWAYS AND BACKWARDS EVERYWHERE WE GOSIDEWAYS AND BACKWARDS EVERYWHERE WE GOEVERYWHERE WE GOOOOO
>>152816849Forget about CL
>>152820233he's got plenty of "best player in this position" trophies, he'll be fine
>>152820892XHAKA XHAKA, XHAKA-KA-KA-KA (feel good)XHAKA XHAKA, XHAKA-KA-KA-KA (feel good
>Amorim asked the club for Ollie Watkins in the summer and was given Sesko - Ben Jacobs
>>152820586you set the ngubu off with this one
A third of Wolves’ points this season have come against Manchester United Football Club
>>152821316they took another 3 from wet spam but the point still stands
Leeds have scored 3x more goals against Liverpool this season than they have Man United
Grimsby have scored more goals against Man United this season than they have Liverpool or Arsenal
>>152821593
fuck you amorim
Frank (a cowardly manager at a shit club) was holding Brentford back
Slot is shit
>>152822317>>152822290>>152822020Which managers are the good guys?
>>152822787they should try swapping managers to each other until it finally clicks, maybe frank can work at united.
>>152822787Sir Alex Ferguson
>>152822819Great idea>>152822317>>152822290>>152822020None of these are as bad as Lionel Ritchie at Celtic. Are we in the worst period of football management in living memory?
Which manager in the Premier League could get this Man United squad higher than 6th? I think Amorim gets a bad rap.
will villel return back my boy to united? they barely use him
>>152823491>In their 1st season in charge:Pep, Emery, Glasner and Moyes>In year 2 like Amorim:Arteta, Maresca, Eddie Howe and Marco Silva.
>>152823738You know this isnt true. Most of them are chequebook managers and Eddie Howe is English.
Speaking of managers, who has managed the most Premier League clubs? I was thinking about it yesterday after the Wolves game that Nuno had managed Wolves, Spurs, Forest, and now West Ham. So I was wondering if anyone else has more clubs under their belt. Big Sam maybe?
>>152823771You don’t think they could get 1 more point than Amorim who is intentionally playing a system he doesn’t have the players for?
>>152823864I think Amorim is tard wrangling tbqh
Amorim is the tard that needs wrangling>>152812956>>152812956>>152812956
>>152823697He has 1500 minutes and started playing more recently. I think they gave him time to get up his fitness. Emery likes him so they might sign him for free this summer on a lower wage.
>>152823994where do you get 1500 minutes from>also 0 goals 0 assistsheh
>>152824086My bad I was looking at this and didn’t realise it was annual. He did need a few months to get back in physical shape. He progresses the ball well but doesn’t like shooting. I think he’s improved a lot since he arrived. Needs to shoot more.
Good morning
>>152824214is that sean dyche's son?
accidental handjob
It’s over, bros. Arsenal is going to sign the Polish Lamine Yamal. Premier League is now a farmer’s league.
must admit i haven't watched that many United matches lately, i'm tired of draws all the time. i now am wasting my time playing games like shin megami tensei nocturne featuring dante from devil may cry series.picrel is current day United.
>>152824586>Saka and Trossard contracted to 2027>Rice, Odegaard, Timber, Havertz, Raya, White and Merino expire 2028Balance will be restored when half the squad signs Da Ting.
>>152824670>jf is literally a glory supporterkek
Taking your shirt off and then not winning is the funniest shit
Fuck just ball Frank
Going strictly off of W-L-D in the first 19 matches, I'm pretty sure 2025-26 Wolves were at least as bad or worse than EPL eternal KWAB Derby County, whatever season that was. Can Wolves wrest that title away from them?
Man United would score 4 goals a game if they had a proper striker like Kane. I watched their most recent games and they actually create a lot of chances. Then Sesko twats it into row Z.
>>152828080> they actually create a lot of chancesNo they don't
Why does every striker fail at United? Why do they all look like their spirit has been shattered?
>>152826326>Taking your shirt off and then not winning is the funniest shitThe Richarlison we call that
>>152831033Mad to think that every poster in this general would do a better job of this than Deeney. Even the severely mentally ill or foreign ones.
>>152827516Going strictly off of the last two matches Wolves have secured twice as many points as either Liverpool, Manchester United, Manchester City, Chelsea or Tottenham.
>>152820784Definitely a pedophile
It's very clear from Chelsea game that Frank has lost the dressing room. Why do they still keep him? There's literally no turning back from that.
>>152832861Transitioning is a hard process
>>152824488Klenk is this real?
>>152833459This was Arsenal's form during Arteta's first full season. Now they're a decent team. When a manager loses the dressing room, you can either sack them and start from square one again, or you can back them, get rid of any players that refuse to step in line (even if they are the most talented players in the squad) and allow the manager to take back control of the dressing room.
>>152833563>you can back them, get rid of any players that refuse to step in line (even if they are the most talented players in the squad) and allow the manager to take back control of the dressing roomThat takes too much time to achieve for certain clubs.
>>152824586Welcome to Newcastle
>>152833003>Surely when Garth Crooks gets replaced it will be with someone who knows what they're talking about>Get Deeney
Can we forgive - or even talk about - Chelsea celebrating a draw?
>>152833709If you think about it carefully, a draw with Arsenal and City is really a win.
>amorim sacked
>Manchester United sack Ruben Amorim as head coach. 40yo Portuguese informed of decision & goes with immediate effect after 14 months following breakdown in relations. Darren Fletcher expected to take over MUFC on interim basis https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/2008115668223394276
>>152833745>>152833751He finally slagged off the people who for some reason still wanted to keep him
>>152833751What I find bizarre is how Amorim's sacking has been coming for about 6 months and they still couldn't identify someone suitable to step in at the drop of a hat.
>>152833632BBC Sport is ran by a homosexual who doesn't like football. Deeny on TV is revenge act by the homosexual who runs BBC Sport against all the lads in his PE class who liked football. deeney scored that goal to promote/save Watford or whoever but that doesn't give him enough status to be on the bbc.deeny is an act of pure subversion.
Amorimbros... please tell me it isn't real
>both ole and ruud are jobless atmRUN IT BACK
>>152808926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoAfb3f04mo
OLE BALLOLE AT THE WHEEL
>>152833751this is the age of rppney
>>152833766Almost as if Sir Jim Ratcliffe is a clueless retard or something.
>>152833751nooo this exclusive news should've been posted using the paywalled link noooo
>>152833766What I find is bizarre is that Jim publicly backed Amorim for the next 3 years about 4 months ago.
Obviously United were bad but you did see a semblance of something which worked under Amorim, just he didn't have the players for the system he wanted.
>>152833836His latest outburst must of rattled them
>>152833776Based schizo
>>152833847Didn't Jim say ages ago that he liked Amorim because he wasn't just a yes man and would tell him the truth?All I know from what I've seen since he (Jim) joined is a that he doesn't know his arse from his elbow and Shitizen has more footballing knowledge.
>>152833842>just he didn't have the players for the system he wanted.why did he sign them then?
They used the picture! >>152833847He directly mentioned Jason the director of football (Jason Wilcox) several times, tacitly suggesting he was the one leaking stories to the press and also saying he needed to do his job properly.
>>152833847Blatantly obvious that's what got him the chop
they could’ve sacked this guy when he lost a cup final to angeball and finished 15th and was clearly a stubborn asshole but instead they decided to waste more time
>de light's manager change streak is still alive>amad, mbeumo and mazraoui will come back from afcon when amorim already left
>>152833751INJUSTICA amorIN was still competing for champions league spots, he needed more time and signings
End of an era. Goldbridge will be fuming.
>>152833870He had no say on signings
>>152833908>Goldbridge will be fumingHe already is, live now
>>152833900I remember looking into that streak a while ago, genuinely remarkable
>>152833900>>152833937qrd?
Amorim was the best manager Utd had since ten Hag left. Who can they even get now?
>>152833751This is a moral victory for Amorim
Thread theme:https://youtu.be/I0xUl_VRCmM
>>152833951I wouldn’t go that far. Ruud had a better win percentage
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>>152833950De Ligt has never played a domestic season under a single manager.
>>152833951Not sure there's any really obvious choice but these are the bookies odds, decending from most-likely
>>152833966https://youtu.be/Wv3Ey_pPlXk?si=SwiWV8EwpEi99n_jUnited and its consumption of managers has become a well oiled machine.
Heh
>>152834002where's ange???
>>152834002Can't see it being Glasner he has enough credit to get a good job when one becomes available. Soufgate would be too funny so unfortunately not. No idea really, too much of a poisoned chalice.
>>152833783wanted to keep his hair, he made the correct choice
its going to be eddie howe screenshot this
>>152834002If it is Maresca then we could be seeing Pep coaxing United into YET ANOTHER disaster signing
Just after Ratcliffe promised him 3 year of support.
>>152834002Flechter's the commentator BT Sports?
>>152834076Nah, different one Former United player
Just make the announcement already, M8ball at UTD just werks
HAHAHAHAHAH AMORIM SACKED HAHAHAHAHA MANTROONY SLITTING XER WRISTS
>>152834076Yep that's the guy
>>152834050Maresca left Chelsea for the exact same reason that Amorim left United (directors trying to meddle too much with stuff that happens on the pitch). Maresca to United would be an utterly stupid decision by both parties.
>>152834002Didn’t Xavi say that he would take the Utd job after refusing Chelsea or was that just Xitter misinfo? Has to be him, no? I doubt they can get RDZ out of Marseille with them still in the CL
>>152834035Bizarrely he isn't on there at all, it gets down to even Klopp 50/1 and Big Sam at 200/1 then cuts off
mantroony crying all season about slut being sacked but his untouchable wogmorim got sacked first KEK
Southgate would probably work at united right as a lowblock merchant?
>>152834002How is Michael Carrick getting a look in lmao
>>152834002Southgate would unironically be the best choice. The rebuild that Man United have to go through right now is comparable to the one England had to go through after the Iceland defeat.
>>152834125Ratcliffe does love him so it could happen but the leading assumption is that Southgate will go to Palace when Glasner leaves It's a more sensible job to take
>>152808838>Both managers are sackedHoly OP
Btw if you tune in to the goldbridge livestream and rewind it to the beginning you can see his reaction as the news dropped. Literally one minute into his daily show.
SACKED AT TEA TIME
hahahaha united are shit
wallahi bro ma sis did the ariana grande bombing akhi never like amorim anyway
>>152834142He was fine until he saw the fateful words..
>>152833908>Goldbridge will be fuming.brent? the forest fan? why would he care so much
i find it particularly funny that amorim started cucking in the last few weeks and playing 4 at the backcouldnt even keep his word or principals
Honestly it's pretty impressive how David Ornstein is more reputable and knowledgeable than the rest of the football media combined.
manure are such a jew clubnow watch their sheep brown skinned fans back their jew rat overlords that sacked the manager they were simping for just for calling out their jewness
>>152834201he has contacts, money and editors at the new york times that wont publish information without due diligence bit different to "indykala" trying to get clickbait ad money on x.com (formerly twitter)
KWABOTY already?
>The decision to sack Ruben Amorim was made ahead of the Leeds United game after a meeting between the now former Manchester United manager and director of football Jason Wilcox on Friday signalled to the club's hierarchy that the relationship was unsustainable. >Wilcox had intended the meeting to be a positive look at the evolution of the team but when the system was raised - Amorim's go-to 3-4-3 - the Portuguese coach "blew up" according to sources.
>Transchester Dilateds man in charge is called CocksFitting
>>152834142wow what are the odds?
>>152834231UNITED WILL PLAY 3-4-3>slams door
SACKED IN THE MORNINGYOUVE BEEN SACKED IN THE MORNINGSACKED IN THE MOOOOORNING
>>152834231>hire dogmatic manager>dont like it when he is dogmatic
>>152834231The fact that we have this much insight into what went on during a presumably private meeting at Man United shows just how many rats there are at that club.
>>152834231Makes sense why he started mentioning him all of a sudden then
Ratchester United
An absolute Cabbage of a club.
okay ive watched rio ferdinand, simon jordan, goldbridge and saeed reactanyone else im missing?
>nooooooo stop talking about my jewish corporation sacking the mana- i mean head coach
>>152834283someone senior probably had it briefed
>>152834293Ste Howson the little shitehawk
>>152834129He already had a stint there as an interim manager, didn't he? I think between Ole and Rangnick maybe?
>>152808838cursed op pic
Predictably, Dave nowhere to be seen
>>152834283In defence of Jim Rat, I think he knew this and identified the rot. The hangers on, gossips, do nothings infest that place and have done for decades. Janet on the front desk was straight on the phone to the papers and Alex Ferguson every time something happened. It wasn’t about saving money by sacking the wagies, it was about plugging leaks and removing freeloadersHe’s still an oligarch and Transchester Dilated are still an awful club but he was correct to fire those wagies
>>152834359Telling Fergie about his players isn't a 'leak' and it was something Fergie implemented to get the best from his players. This isn't the same thing as a meeting between Amorim and one other person popping up in the papers with details that only those 2 could know about.
>>152834322Yeah his managerial experience is that plus an overhyped and ultimately failed stint and Middlesbrough. Which is about as good as Solksjaer's resume when they hired him tbf.
>>152834386It is when he is no longer the manager of the club, and still has hordes of followers inside it desperate to please him
just had a scroll through the grimsby match threadswe had it good lads
Dave won.
>>152834420Are you under the impression the dinner ladies were ringing up 90 year old Fergie to tell him when someone he has never managed ate something fatty instead of healthy? And that firing those dinner ladies was the right move to prevent leaks from the club? The club that we are literally reading leaks about this very morning from a 2 person meeting where one of the two was fired?
>>152834138Sir Gareth Southgate isn't going to Palace after managing England. He's going to United.
>>152834486Moyes getting the "I don't recall saying good luck" treatment is still the funniest fucking thing
>>152834486>>152834506A sacking so brutal they deleted it from the site>https://web.archive.org/web/20140422201330/http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2014/Apr/club-statement-on-david-moyes.aspx>Manchester United has announced that David Moyes has left the Club.>The Club would like to place on record its thanks for the hard work, honesty and integrity he brought to the role.
>>152834486LvG looks pretty good in hindsight
>A FUCKING WEST HAM REJECT
>>152834406Was it a failed stint? I thought he had a 100% win record. Or was that Nistelrooy? I've no idea how his Middlesbrough stint is going though.
>>152834589Glad this meme is dead. Much like Wet Spam.
>>152834452Yes
>>152834486This doesn't mention that they also made an entire video interviewing Ole and basically tone-policing their fanbase to kiss his ass as he leaves.
Lmao Ratcliffe wants Manure to be Chelsea so bad he sacked Amorim just because they sacked Maresca
>>152834611Meant failed stint at boro, sorry
>>152834002Poch is good value there imo
>>152834002Delusional Glasner is waiting for the Liverpool job
All of us had City drawing that match didn't we Saw many a post after Maresca got sacked predicting it
has the ineos sports consortium done anything right at manchester united?
>>152834776Ahh, I get you. A 46% win rate after 136 games apparently so yeah, definitely a failed stint. And now they're 2nd in the Championships so the right call as well seemingly. I didn't know he was there for that long though.
>>152834862The new stadium looks like a circus, which is very appropriate
>Chelsea are putting together a package worth £130m in an attempt to convince Real Madrid into selling 25-year-old Brazil winger Vinicius Jr.Watching him flop in the PL would be kino
>>152834878pls make it happen
>>152834878MORE DARKIES
>october manager of the month
ruben amorim been sacked lads
>>152834920>november manager of the month
>>152834920>>152834927who will be december manager of the month?
>>152834937
>>152834945uh oh
>>152834937>who will be december manager of the month?
>Call out the management >gets sackedevery time. why do managers try and challenge their masters?
>>152834965
>>152834983>Say some words>Get paid 20million to leave England
>>152834983ready for a pay day and a holiday i reckon
>>152834920>>152834927>>152834952OH NO NO NO
Xavi has SNUBBED Man Utd
Man United about to get their traditional new manager bounce. 5 wins in a row followed by 18 months of shit results.
The league is total chaos this year I don't think I've seen anything like it ever
>>152835052pretty clear top 3 and bottom 3 at this point and some pretty boring football in vogue thoughbeit
Sir Jim Ratcliffe thinks Man United should be higher in the table with the squad they have. Here are the available substitutes:>zirkzee>bayindir (gk)>malacia>fredricson (youth)>fletcher (youth)>fletcher (youth)>lacey (youth)>mantato (youth)>kukonki (youth)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbzS_cigD0s
the ADL (amorim defence loonies) out in force i see
>>152835052The league has been shite since this travestyhttps://www.bbc.com/sport/football/39070927
>>152835052Literally everyone sucks. It's quite extraordinary.
>>152835074>fletcher (youth)>fletcher (youth)Hmm, I wonder who >fletcher (interim manager)will favour
>>152834984Livercucks have no shame
>>152835100Arsecucks have no trophies
>>152835101kek done him
>>152833751>Darren Fletcher expected to take over MUFC on interim basis Oh great this cunt is still here and will now force his nepo kids into the team
>>152835074feel sorry for amorim after seeing this
>>152834984Course the bizarre thing about this banner is how it directly means Slot is the bride (in a wedding dress) walking down the aisle
>>152835074It's not even that Amorim just got too uppity
>>152835120Leave your twisted fantasties outside of this thread please, it means Slot won the prize.
appointing a caretaker for the rest of the season??? In a world cup year?? lol that team is done for
>>152835131You are WRONG and it directly means as I said because they have an image of Arteta there [bridesmaid] wearing a dress [not the bride] [bride being Slot]. Nice try though Livercunt you unintelligent twat!
>>152835131The prize being a groomCock up his anus
Why does Liversimp so love the idea of Arne Slot being gay? Is it because Klopp was also gay?
>>152835144Keep your homosexual desires to yourself please>>152835141We don't sign our posts here
Saving the fact that Liverpool got inarguable refball to eke out a draw for a rainy day Their flop signing Wirtz admitted he was offside but I'm saving this for a rainy day
>>152835129He was hired to be manager to be fair. I'd get uppity if I was him too. Worse case scenario they pay you 20M to leave.
So how many managers has Luke Shaw cycled through now?
>>152835180Leeds should have been down to ten men on new year's day after about 15 minutes. Saving that for a rainy day too?
>>152835137They did the exact same thing in 2014.Presumably Ancelotti will have a decent run with Brazil then they'll move heaven and earth to get him.
Amorim outplayed a Slot who had his own (extremely expensive) signings at the Anfield library Never forget this
>wake up at midday>start seething at Liverpool to distract everyone from United being an utter shitshowEmbarrassing
Congrats to set mantroony off
>15 wins in 47 games
Hey gang can you wind it down and praise Liverpool drawing against Fulham please?
>>152835234That did happen
>>152834952>Anal Slut about to get fucked
>>152835234lmfaoooo so true
>>152835239I genuinely believe I could do better than that.
>>152835234Factual stuff in this post
>>152819696every time i read about speculation if he'll continue at City or not i see shit like thishe loves being the main man and all the attention
>>152835234Did you not watch that game? Liverpool totally dominated it, and I'm fully Slot out btw, not to mention the Mbuemo goal shouldn't have stood.
Semenyo SNUBBED manure
>>152835239Reminder: Amorim never got more than 1 league win per month. Everyone thought he would finally break it in December due to playing Wolves twice, however they failed to beat Wolves the second time
14 wins in 14 months
>>152835259Bride Slot lost against Manchester United at Transfield is the actual fact of the matter And if you want to talk about goals not counting, Wirtz, who is dog shit, literally said his against Fulham didn't count yet PGMO took 20 minutes to make it count NEXT!
Mantroony trying his hardest to make it about Slut meanwhile his manager got BTFO
>gets sackedWarra win that is
Slot IN!!! Long may he reign!
Man United is a fucking clown club KEK
It's not like they don't have the funds either. They get £250m+ every summer and they're still this bad.
SACKED IN THE MORNING
>Slot might be next after Amorim and MarescaWhat an absolute clown show this season
>be named Horny Slut>name your daughter Is a SlutNot sure exactly what's going on there but I'm sure it has something to do with Liverpool.
>>152835234facts
>The >Feltcher era has begunFucking hilarious football club
Dilated have spent £2billion since Rangnick just to lose in the Europa League final against Spurs (the team that never wins trophies) and not sack their manager, finish 15th and not sack their manager and then get 6th but sack their manager
watch Aresnal walk the league now and then get the "well it was a shit season, nobody was at their best"
UNITED GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOO
>>152835321It's what you lot said to your obsessive mancrush liverpoop Should apply to you wogs as well
>>152835321I mean...
finkin about Manchester United Football Club losing to Grimsby (League Two)
>wogchesterdey bin finna sack di pumpum Amorim bumbaclaaat man tek too much time seen
>>152835334How did he survive that?
>>152835321Liverpool needed time to settle in Isak, he didn't know the league a-a-a-and the price tag isn't his fa-
>>152835334>Ynr him cowering in fear because he couldn't stand to watch pens in a 2nd round league cup gameWhat a mental midget lmao
United sacked their manager kek shit club
>>152835258I'D BE WORRIED IF I WAS ARNE
>>152835100No self awareness neither apparently after declaring themselves the biggest club in England and one of the biggest in Europe after going 30 years without a title and then finally winning two that no one takes seriously
>>152835327let's be real for a second, the covid league title doesn't count
(this one's for mantroony)smoking that amorim spliff
BREAKING NEWS>Crystal Palace manager Oliver Glasner expected to become new Manchester United manager for the 26/27 season
>>152835388Surely Glasner is smarter than that
smoking on dat amorim pack
MANCHESTER IS FUCKING SHIT
>>15283540420m payout if he fails
>>152808838Heh my two boys just needed more time...
Ruben Amorim SackedSky Sports' Gary Neville at Old Trafford:"I never call for a United manager to sacked, but one thing I'll always say about the position is I really enjoyed sniffing the bog after Fergie had been in there"
>>152835388Would ruin his career, crystal palace unironically have a better future
>>152835388Makes sense because he's Premier League proven and also plays a 3-4-3. Can see them going to a 4-3-3 after buying Cunha and Mbeumo.
>hire a manager rejected by west ham due to lack of experience >be surprised when he's your worst performing manager ever
>>152835388Its funny, he also complained about lack of support in the transfer window.
New>>152835455>>152835455>>152835455>>152835455
>>152835457Yeah but Poonited can give him 200m in the summer
>>152835406>Man City (2016-present)>manager(s): Pep>Premier League titles: 6>FA Cups: 2>League Cups: 4>Champions League: 1>Man United (2016-present)>manager(s): Mourinho, Ole, Carrick, Rangnick, ETH, Ruud, Rube, Fletcher>Premier League titles: 0>FA Cups: 1 (one)>League Cups: 2>Champions League: 0
>>152808838Lol this Amorim fraud thought he could start yapping like Maresca and got fired the same day.
>>152835409ECONOMIC MIRICALE THE REAL SECOND CITYMAN REICH
>>152835101We do have accountability.So we can’t be that black.
>>1528351946. Shaw has sacked 6 managers now
Wolves have won as many PL points in 2026 as the entire city of Manchester or the entire city of Liverpool.
>>152834050>Baleba is exceptional player. Incredible. I would pay whatever was needed for him. I would pay double
>>152835167jej, what a fookin poofter
>>152834142He already knew it was coming, just like most of the press and anyone with connections knew more than 12 hours before it happened
>>152835487>Antony, Sancho, Hojlund, Casemiro, Mount and Onana cost a combined £380mWhats their value these days i wonder
>>152837135substantially less klenk
>>152833951>Amorim was the best manager Utd had since ten Hag leftKEK
Sneed
Why do Arsenal fans act like no other club has injured players?
>>152842622you have to understand their backup whoever has missed a couple of games your team would crumble
>>152843861they really do be like this doe
