Aus 1/92 vs Eng 384Day 2
YFO
I don't like cricket, I LOVE IT
is stokes unwell or just english?
>>152831174imagine the over rate
enjoying the test but do you guys find you keep unconsciously opening your phone and start scrolling? but im enjoying the test for sure
Joe Poot
>>152831194don't knock it till you try it ladreckon it's a winning formula
>>152831198but are you enjoying the test?
>>152831198no. i dont have any social media
>>152831192needs to moisturise more
>virtual seatsSounds like a scam desu
I'm an alcoholic
>>152831224on the bundy again tonight mate?
>>152831213i am i'm enjoying the test for sure
no i will not buy a 'virtual pink seat'
>>152831239id buy an irl pink seat lol
The only pink seat i'm buying is a prossy iykwim
>>152831223$25 a virtual seattarget of 480k seats soldquick maf, thats $12mil which would support 8k familiesquick maf, thats $1,500 per family or $500 after costs
>Marnus averaged 65 5 years agoFucking hell, I forgot how elite he was
Just feel a Marnus knick coming
how much more play is there, 45min? or will it go over?
Can a poor widow’s son get a century?
>>152831273>just remembered i saw that guy perform that song at field day fucking hell
>>152831285he's african after all, some well known nickers from there
>>152831231Na
>>152831282Remember he used to get dropped like twice a match. He had insane luck early on, even routine catches would be put down. Suddenly he isnt getting dropped all the time and his average drops hard
>>152831120Can't count anything from tests 4 & 5, so:Head:>21 & 123 in Perth>33 & 22 in Brisbane>10 & 170 in AdelaideRuns: 379No wickets, no fielding dismissal involvements (unless I've missed a run-out).Starc:Batting>12 in Perth>77 in Brisbane>54 & 7 in AdelaideRuns: 150Bowling>7 & 3 in Perth>3 & 6 in Brisbane>1 & 4 in AdelaideTotal: 24Got the catch for one of his wickets as well.379 runs vs 150 runs + 24 wickets + a catch..
Potts looks like a rapist
Why are they bowling potts? He's trash
>>152831339He plays for England anon, we already know this
>>152831339>tfw copped the potts point
>>152831355secret weapon la
stands are going to be empty for the first hour on day 5
>>152831290it's still starc, because of how important the runs were as wellhe was on track to warne/johnson wicket tallies of mid to high 30's for the series after 3 tests but is only chipping in a bit in the last 2 tests
Kek hows the gut on trav reckon hes been hitting the piss hard over summer
>>152831374thats 11pm not am kekwonder if they'll realise before the day
>>152831374>not on sale to the general public>nooo we're losing money how do we get more people to watch
if you grow up in nsw and want to go play some footy in the park or the backyard do you actually just pick a ball up and throw it to each other
The streak of White delivery drivers has ended. It's OVER.
>>152831417>1 star review
Hmm that’s a shame I thought Potts would bowl well on this wicket, maybe it is very flat
>>152831403>maybe sign exclusive rights with foxtel. it's not about the viewership, it's about revenue.>what? why is no one interested in cricket any more?!
i miss when uber was new (like 10 years ago) and actually good had some good drivers back in the day
i'm not wrong
micksperg is based and funny
im gay
>>152831417>Harmanav that's pure bulgarian mate
>>152831416Nah, we start piling on top of the ball accidentally touching privates like in victoria
POOVIEWOOVIEW
Worth a review got a long way across
GONE GONE GONE
gooooone
looks pretty adjacent
surprised that wasn't umps call on wicket
*throws ball backwards**runs into opposition**does it again*
Nice one stokes, however
>>152831467>playing touch footy >pass ball to the geek >someone yells 'were playing tackle now'>everyone from both teams stacks on the nerd i miss high school
Wow no way
corr travs in the mood
crazy how they call rugby, "footy"
>>152831417The only time I ever get a white delivery driver where I live is both times I've got delivery from Pizza Hut.He's the guy who told me that my car had been broken into. That was nice. Also had a flat tyre and had to spend a week waiting to get new tyres installed, and then spent most of last week having to stay home for the glass guy and then a mechanic, because in addition to emptying the glovebox (even though there was nothing in there but the car manual and a notepad), they ripped apart the steering column, broke the ignition lock and then shredded all the wires trying to hotwire it.Which didn't work because it has an immobiliser so it won't start without the key fob. Mechanic was able to get a new column and install it & wire it up enough so I can touch some wires together to start it, just have to wait for him to get the proper ignition switch part and the plastic shrouds.
>>152831496
>>152831514crazy how they call whatever australian rules is "footy"
heads average is creeping up towards 67
more like modified gallic handegg
>>152831514>>152831530can you take your gay code war elsewhere we're trying to watch the cricket
>>152831516sounds like a heap of shit just sell it
>plays game with hands>yep lets call this footy
>>152831417Is 47 (1695) a good score?
>>152831530You mean the sport where they kick the ball with their foot?
>>152831514So true. Never understood this.
business idea: call cricket 'footy'
OOOH SHIT
The surface is turning bros. I'm feeling a poolapse.
>>152831514they steal everything, the finals system too
I got a half chubb from isa gasping just then
>>152831579they've only got jacks mate don't worry
>>152831552A real man's sport, makes me hard just thinking about it
>>152831587based noporn chad
>>152831569lot to this
>>152831589>no argument>immediately resorts to something gayyep, it's an nrl poster alright
>>152831514
>>152831587I'd make her gasp if you know what I mean
>>152831616phwoar, proper slampig
>>152831569This Is The Post
>>152831616me in the doggies jersey
>>152831616me dancing in the background
>>152831613I'm gay tho, islanders don't really do it for me
wogball will never be a mainstream supported sport herethis participation rate shit is parents who put their kids in because its safe until theyre old enough to play contact sports or old cunts who dont want to fuck their already fucked knees up just accept it you dumb wog cunt, the rest are the queer cunts who play pretend premier league and are almost all exlusively diaspora wogs and browns
>>152831616ah yes, "dating" appsthis is a walking slampig billboard
>>152831616imagine those flappers bouncing as you rail her from behind haha
My footy teams are the scorchers, Wildcats, glory and iggs
>you don't send a ute to do a hilux job>they send a hilux which is a ute to do the job??????
Fuck those toyota ads holy shit theyre obnoxious
>>152831011>Captains Italy to the maiden T20WC appearance>Is told to fuck off 6 weeks before the tournamentSorry Joe, you trusted a wog
>>152831643wogball's already mainstream but fans only care about the epl and cl not the gayleague. there's a million plastic liverpool or united fans here
>>152831655dont send a hilux to do a falcon job
>>152831616Corrr
I prefer the Aus lamb ad, with an Asian lady lecturing me on Australian culture
I've seen soccer people call it footy too, I'm pretty sure they stole it from us.
>>152831645Apps are where almost everyone meets their partner these days mate. Just went to a wedding in November for a couple who met on dating apps, and have another in March, another in April and another in September.
>>152831689based 31 year old
>>152831683Who's is us, you and Steve Smith?
>partner
>>152831672Wait, does she mean real footy?
>>152831689righto Mr. Popular
heard an uncle of mine was a good soccer player decades ago and prospect for rep duty but gave it up to be...a jehovah's witness
>>152831682>we may not be the happiest but we earn more than new zealandersbizarre line that one, also pay ten times more than any cunt for anything
>>152831700Close im 33
>>152831707yeah footsies
>>152831714my uncles a concreter
2026 year of regaine
>>152831704Yes, me and Steve Smith.
>>152831707yeah, the game where you throw it
>>152831714my uncles in gaol
>>152831723unc
>>152831741*goal
Legit think that nrlspergs don't realise that "footy" is short for "football" and that's where the confusion comes from.
>1-119 lol @ englol
>>152831689everyone i know who's tried them has just become more miserable afterwardsif you're a woman maybe it's worth it, not as a man
>>152831754You jinxed it spastic
>>152831746lel
>>152831761theyre grim ill stick to picking up drunken sluts at the pub in weekdays
anyone know which country currently holds the ashes
This shit is looking like a draw
>>152831616WHO
parents have suggested dating apps to me a few times i think i'd find them suicide inducing though
>>152831714Jehovah’s Witness people are really fucking weird
>>152831787dont know but id like to shee it
Gonna finna ask grok to do an ai summary of the thread
>that troon in the barmy armyYuck
potts looks like a propah fookin geezer def been on the ket in some shit night club
>>152831801Dating apps feels gay. Acting like a performative monkey.
>>152831794England are gonna have to bowl out Australia tomorrow or it's nailed on draw.
>>152831794pitch will start to spin more last two days so both sides can use their frontline spinners they picked to clean up a few wickets
>>152831794Winnable with this run rate, if we bowl spectacularly mayhaps?
>>152831820
>there are people in this very thread that think marnus is out of form
>potts 0 - 46 (6) mogging green here lads
Why isn't gazza retiring too?
>>152831820>>152831838yeah have to put on some big act and dance for something that's unlikely to succeed at the best of times
Will Potts make a century?
mari army
>>152831804They''re relentless too. I think the higher ups in that religion use gullible old ladies as foot soldiers to get rich.
>>152831845needs the money for his child support payments
>out of the nervous thirties into the nervous forties
>>152831845wants to statpad to at least 600 wickets, bangladesh up next
>>152831804a lot of my mum's family have been in and out of it my whole lifemakes them seethe when i remind them they all got vaxed
tradie over the road just got home from work looking miserable and defeated stood there next to the letterbox just looking at him with socks thongs and a pair of shorts on eating pre dinner (bowl of cornflakes)
How many pink seats have yous bought?
>>152831794I would WELCOME a draw after all the 2 day tests
>light meter should be ignored whilst Australia is batting ???
>>152831820no different than going on any date these days
>>152831834Get to 600 get 3 quick wickets in the last half hour, bowl them out for an innings win by lunch on day 4. Simple.
>>152831845Need to pay his current supermodel wife so she doesn't leave him for another rich bald athlete.
>>152831865based me in 7 years
Travis head being a good player is a mockery of test cricket
WE ARE THE ARMY*HONK*THE BENDER ARMY *HONK*WE ARE POOFTERS*HONK*AND WE ARE FAGS*HONK*WE ARE THE GAYEST *HONK*CRICKET SUPPORTERS*HONK*THE 'WORKS HAS EVER HAD *HONK*
best place to meet women is unironically toil
>>152831794last home ashes englel looked like they were gonna win at the scg then it got rained out right? thinking this will be similar
>>152831891it is just england cheating like usual m8
>>152831891actually its called a lux metre
>>152831888The tradie who lives next door to me with a smoking hot wife just had their first kid. Some tradies are doing ok
>>152831838It do be like that. Haha
>>152831909no its not. fucked 2 girls from work and it was (and still is with one of them) a disaster
>>152831909dont shit where you eat m8
>>152831909Grim
best place to meet women is the bowling club on thursdays if you dont mind a bit of old gold
>>152831888he just made 47000 dollars hanging doors mate i think hes doing ok
Can somebody make a miscarriage joke with Carey?
>>152831926im the guy who posted the hr stories a couple years ago and I still stand by this message hr is a joke, just keep fucking like a rabbit
>>152831908kek popped me
>head 69 hahahahahahahaahahhahaha GET IT????
>>152831964do you mean 6 7?
>>152831958*be's on the news in 15 years time when standards are revised*
>>152831964i don't get it>>152831969now THIS is fuckin funny
>>152831969SIX SEVEN!!! SIXSXX# SEVEEN!!!
>The Richies will no longer be a thing at the scg testgrim times
Stick with Weathers or replace him? Give Renshaw the spot back I reckon
based headthink he and the light can survive to a cenno?
>>152831988renshaw is pretty quality at the moment, and didnt do too bad in the ODIs in 2025
>>152831958got nothing to do with hr mate they havent even been involved. its more about the social aspect of partly other people knowing/suspecting it and the girls getting the shits with me and trying to cause me problems at work you fucked clients too, i fucked coworkers which is a very different dynamic
bitchy renault
>>152831987Why?
>>152832002disbanding
>>152832002too white innitdoesn't reflect modern australia
>>152831964Haha sex number
cause every time we touch I get this feeling, and every time we kiss I swear I could fly
Potts economy is 8.2
fuck travvy is fully gunted now aye
finna fall asleep tell me this day is ending soon
>hrimagine being answerable to a woman
Smith probably seething right now that Marn hasnt gotten out yet
Bookies heavily backing aus for a win
>>152832030He's in Boony areas
>>152832021what's the gdp per capita
>>152831987>>152832002They were saying on ABC grandstand earlier that the guy who runs The Richies doesnt want to do it anymore as its too much work for him. And the rules state that you MUST leave your jacket and wig on at all times and its a bit uncomfortable in the Summer to wear a suit jacket all day long. And it seems relaxing the rules isnt an option. But the main thing is the guy in charge is done with it
>>152832045girlsdoporn doesn't exist anymore i'm afraid
>>152832020Choon
>>152831999ive fucked colleagues as wellbest time was when one of them asked to stay with me when she was coming up from Melbourne for workthe Sydney GM was on the phone to her the week beforehand on speaker in the office (just him, I and one other in) and she told him she didnt need a hotel room because she was going to stay with me the whole timehe just looked over and mouthed "what the fuck"had to explain to him that I told her to stay with one of the girls in the office but she refused because apparently I lived a minute away from her brothers houseshe didnt go see her brother
love fucking coworkers lads
>>152832076based smudge
love leaving my wife and children, lads
>>152832030he's got a rig but is also wearing side padding that makes him look fatter when batting
Couldn't stand Richie Benaud. Dad would always mute the cunt
>>152832062peak citycunt
>>152832078Bonnie Blue has nothing on him
>>152832062getting the boss involved is wild what was she thinking lol
>>152832088Based
>>152832098she shouldve just taken the hotel room and not stayed there but she wasnt the sharpest screw in the doorhinge
>>152832088based me
>>152832091fuck really? im an old cunt and watched him heaps i reckon he was unreal particularly when warne was bowling
>fucking a colleague Would never. Just feels like a can of worms that shouldn't be opened. Should things go sour id hate to be in that situation. But pretty much everyone I work with is 40/50+ and married so its not something I have to worry about. In fact in my 10 years ive only worked with a girl in her once and only got about 6 months. t. Public servant
>>152832088Same
>>152832108Yeah had a real weird pedo vibe about him and was apparently really full of himself
>oh nuu its Richie, quick, turn the tellee din
>>152832110yea but if theyre hot and youre with them 40 hours a week and you get along with them its pretty much bound to happen why i dont go to work parties anymore, everyone gets on the piss and it cant be stopped the next time u rock up to work is rough too
>>152832110>Not corrupting your lonely OL boss
>>152832129You're sick in the head mate
Has anyone else's dad abandoned them and their mum?
>>152832130if youre going to steal my gimmick at least do it properly
>>152832135this reallyits an inevitable outcome of having men and women working in the same spacejust look at that coldplay ceo
>>152832002People old enough to remember him are dying off. Younger fans have no idea who he is.>>152832046>too much workI'm guessing he books the tickets for everyone to get them in a block?
Australia's best athlete is a fat cunt with a shit lid
What's going on with Stokes
stokes the fake tough guy
Ben Stokes having a sook lmao
>>152832056For me, it's e157
Ben Sooks
>>152832129there a video of an aussie woman probably still on youtube claiming she was a victim of satanic elites and saw ritual child sacrifice, and i think she said richie benaud was one of the people she saw in there
>le fake tough guy I'm actually a good bloke arm around the shoulder tacticwhat a cunt
>>152831794>Draw was $6 at start of playShould have realised SCG staff would be told to produce an absolute road + shitty Sydney weather
Spirit of cricket oozing from stokes
Met Ben Stokes outside a bar in Bristol one time. He was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny
stokes more like melty
That tuff kunt act doesn't work with Marnus, his autism stops him for reading social cues
>>152832212>Met Ben Stokes outside a public toilet in Bristol one time. He was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny
>>152832203Think that was Pauline Hanson.
>>152832212that was because you weren't gay
kek stokes telling Marn to STFU
>>152832135>>152832169Well as I said ive worked in my job for 10 years and not once have heard of anyone sleeping with a colleague and pretty much everyone is gen x and older. There are a few cute younger girls in different areas but im in finance so everyone is old, Chinese or indian. And most legit dont even drink, at the Christmas party i was one of the few who had a beer.
I like it. I like it
>>152832219hes also wearing the armour of the lord at all times
kek marnus telling him to behave like a captain instead of being all emotional sook stokes blows up and tries to big brother marnus
>eez my gimmick, do eet roight en doughn steel
>>152832002There's rumours that Benaud is in the epstein files and people have started distancing themselves
England might want to think about taking some wickets soon
MELTYELTY
be a bit of a laugh if usman doesn't get a bat
what in the spirit of crickets name is Ben stokes upset about?
Stokes strong arming Marnus is not cricket and is cheating
>>152832228>10 years and not once have heard of anyone sleeping with a colleaguethis is becuase they dont like/trust you enough to talk to you>im in financekill yourself
>>152832235>Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes. For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place, and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace. In addition to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one. Take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God.Based Marnus standing firm against The Evil Stokes
>>152832268a lot of the time you just pick up on workplace relationships by how they interact with each other
Stokes got hair transplants lol
let's go boys
>>152832286Lgm
Stokes weakmind
More like sooks
>>152832286Me as the balding guy in the back
>>152832286looking good mate
stokes wishing he let them go off for low light lol
waugh is so critical of the poms lol
Stokes begging the ump to call the game off for bad light
Is head going to have a kino last ball century moment?
if Ben Stokes was any more of a performative hardman faggot he'd be Ben Stokes iykwim haha
Speaking of colleagues, girl at work asked me if I want kids and keeps talking about being single with me. Quite frankly I think it's a stupid idea but she's sweet.
just shitted out literal goo lads
>le shakes his head man
>>152832286Ugly bastard
STOP THE GAME
unfair delivery
WHAT THE FUCK ITS TOO DARK OUT THERE UMPGET THEM OFF THE PITCH
OHNONONONONONO
fucks sake
Fucking hell Marnus, the sound off the bat
>>152832286save some pussy for the rest of us slayer
>Umpires had been checking the lightYeah, give me the ballt. Stokes
WOW MARNUS KNICKS ONE WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING
GONEGOTTENFUCK OFF LE REDDIT BUS CHANGE
Based coward tactics from Smith here
le low light merchant strikes again
im ready for the next generation of players desu
OOHHHHHH CLOSE, BUT SORRY GODBOY, JESUS FUCKING HATES YOUR CLOSETED GUTS
BAD LIGHT THIS IS ENDAGERING THE PLAYERS. PLAY MUST BE STOPPED!!!
Kellaway wouldve got a 50 there
autism-man 1 departs
GET THE FUCK OFF
Apologise to Ben Stokes
>>152832338and he and his family HATES nicks
business idea: make the ball a lighter colour perhpas pink so its easier to see and they can play in low light
>>152832338who would have thought that knickers come from africa
POOLAPSE LOOMS
>>152832336He's unironically bowled 7 on the trot since the light level faded
TURN THE CRICKET MACHINES OFF
>>152832332bit of a metaphor for bazball really, when you think about it
>>152832315its sounds great in this phase but unless you marry them and stay together its probably a bad idea
>>152832343VghKonstasKellawayMcSweeneyJ.LehmannSalzmannEdwardsHarper (wk)ManentiO'NeillBeardmanVidler
Starc should have come out. Get through 10 minutes then score a century on this road.
stokes is based
bros how good is test footy?
>Stokes got a wicket because Marus made him angry!!!lol noMarnus got out because he's Marnus
>send out a nightwatchman preventing head from taking singles if they comeWould be really fucking funny if smith's cowardly move costs head is wicket because he can't bat properly because of the handicap and then they lose the match by a few hundred runs.
>>152832385you arent supposed to have a phone on you while you are on the field ben
>>152832380Happy with that
Neser has got a handful of first class tons, he'll rate himself tomorrow.
>>152832381Weibgen and Peake will arrive
Based head exposing the night watchperson asap
the scgsoulless cricket ground
>>152832398Think it would be way funnier if a dog wearing sunglasses was driving a car
>>152832381i know this is memeing ut cooper connolly will likely be in the team for a long while
>>152832315life's too short to think twice matego for it
>>152832406 not as simple as it sounds lol
>>152832409not sure about weibgen but peake is definitely going places
>bowl huge bouncer to a nightwatchman who isn't going to ever try to hit one, that should have been given a widewhat are these tactics>>152832413>soulless cricket groundwhat is the gabba
>>152832413SO true
the good thing about fucking colleagues is that one of the girls i fucked got promoted to being my manager but i have a picture of her face covered with my cum on my phone and im very smug when i talk to her now
>"dont get Stokes fired up, or you'll be sorry"business idea: bowl well ALL the time, not just when someone causes you to have a melty
>>152832445i don't believe you
>>152832445>his boss is a woman>thinks he has any right to smugness
>>152832459that is your personal problem
>>152832332>England has had two star all-rounders this century>Flintoff and Stokes>Both had cosmetic graftsBit in this. Need to send Green down to the plastic surgeons.
I fuck all my hot young coworkers and live on a yacht in space
stokes is going to be fined for putting his arm around marn
Has it been considered to use a yellow ball like AFL does to help with visibility? Or is it leaning too heavily in the batsmen's favour? (or is it some muh spirit of the game nonsense)
>>152832419Nah, definitely think it'd be funnier to see cowardly nightwatchman plays get punished.
>>152832460managerial jobs are fucked mate she makes $6 an hour more than me for way more stress and work. i just fuck around all day while shes panicking constantly
>>152832467based peter thiel and his rentboys
>>152832461not really you posted it for attention and validation and i gave you neither
>>152832467I believe you
you guys gonna stick around for the BBL?my sexers play the heaties tonight
>khawaja has back spasms>entire cricket world slams him>root has back spasms>silence?
the cowardly joe poot
>>152832519one was a result of golf the other cricket
>>152832519lets see roots golf schedule
>>152832490bozo you don't make big money with technical skillsstaff managerial and project management roles are where the money is at
>>152832492youre giving him attention now
>>152832527Poms have been doing golf days the entire tour rather than actual cricket practice
>>152832534money is gay and a scam just dont be fully povo and ur set
>>152832519one is white the other is brown, how hard is it to understand?
>>152832540but Root actually played some cricket before the spasms
>>152832519root just scored a big hundredkhawaja hid in the field for a while and then on a massage table, and compromised the batting lineup
>>152832482I think so yeah. We used to do yellow tape balls for night backyard games
the real cushy jobs are when youre one of 5 people in the entire country who knows how to use some incredibly archaic tech system that would cost millions of dollars for a business to replace
>ashes nearly over :(
>Everyone makes a song and dance about the MCG pitch having 10mm of grass>Sydney doesn't want the same thing to happen, cuts it down to 6mm>It's a fucking roadWould kill for 4 more mm of grass. The MCG curator deserves an apology.
>get ready for a broken fucken arm
ow
>>152832562bro I know :(going to get super into the mlb this year as recompense for an empty cricket schedule
OH NONONO NESER BROS
>>152832559Based COBOL coder. Didn't know we had boomers in here.
>>152832519It's okay though he got his while drinking in Noosa, so it's not bad.Also, he's white.
England cheating with bodyline tactics yet again
GET READY FOR A BROKEN FUCKEN ARM
>>152832573business idea: 8mm of grass
>>152832573No, a dead rubber needs to go through at least a full 13 sessions for monetary concerns
toodaloo chaps
master stroke by neserreal indian time wasting tactics
>Going off because the night watchman is too shit to hit the ball>>152832562Don't be sad. Twenty20 games are only just heating up.
Based tactics from Neser that
>>152832502bump
>>152832608ta'da
Remember when bowlers didn’t try to injure each other
>>152832611They go off when the light meter says the light equals what they did when they went off the day before.
the lord sent rain down because stokes put his hands on a man of god
trouble in tummy town
You guys sticking around to watch the lacrosse?
>>152832622Yeah it was gay
>>152832622neser barely got tickled that was 100% a time waste act
It's raining anyway.
so whos winning lads?seems pretty close rn
>>152832634You mean the footy?
Neser has just DIED.
Oscar worthy performance from Neser there
>>152832644and in case anyone asks, it's going from bottom left to top right so it will be blowing over the groundAlso it was the last over of the day anyway.
>>152832630Hey thats my phrase
>>152832655kek you see travis laughing at him when they were walking off
hope neser survives that hittrump like assassination
>>152832671is this the bunnings gf?
Dadza is cleadly unwell but wont accept any help?How do i get him to go to a doctor? He looks like he could cark it at any moment desu
>>152832671>knows french bro is about to be itchy
>>152832671warm her up with some google translate french lad
>>152832679Ask if he wants to go for a walk in the park.
>>152832671looks like an arrogant bitch desu
>>152832679Ask him if his will is in order? If Mumza is still around, if things have been sorted out for when she's by herself?
>>152832679let him die like a man. dad specifically asked me when i was about 15 to just let him go out at home instead of prolonging the inevitable in some fucked nursing home
bros i think somethings wrong with metwo days in a row that i've wanted to get all up in alyssas pink test
>>152832676ingurland taking big losses on the moral victory score
>>152832708Hes not even retirement age though. He could have a few more years left if he gets some help but covid made him such a stubborn bastard he is so full of hate and anger at the world now
>>152832671Give her a tip iykwim
>>152832679can I have his steam account?
>>152832679>>152832679You'll understand when you get to his age. Self neglect is the quiet quitting of suicide.
>>152832709a 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2 mate
>>152832709Do you think she moisturises her hands or has big callouses from all the keeping?
>>152832721he sounds based desu
>>152832735im mid 30s and have had a pretty decent social lad life and never heard this saying until now
>>152832743based on what?
>>152832755A saying like that doesn't get a lot of use during games of pathfinder, faggot.
>>152832755thankyou for sharing tonight
>>152832721>Hes not even retirement age thoughLooks like you'll be receiving a life insurance payout from super. Lucky.
>>152832671lowkey might be a slampig
>>152832770
these days turned out nothing like i had planned
>>152832793kek
>>152832671she looks like she has a stinky pussy. I can tell from some of the pixels and from smelling quite a few pussies in my time.
>>152832793every generation must have a shane watson
>>152832671this is the kind of immigration our politicians don't want
>>152832803so true
see you when the bbl starts CUNTS
>>152832803Now he just needs to gain 30kg
>>152832803Watson was better than Green thoughhis only downfall was his incessant need to review event he most plumb of lbw calls when he was batting
>>152832803andrew symonds was shane watson before shane watson set the formulahe eventually broke through though and had a good few years at the end
>>152832802kind of a cruel cosmic joke that even the purest angel of a woman hides a smelly pussy between her legs
>>152832886>purest angel of a woman >french
>>152832893is it normal for it to sting down there afterward
>>152832893lel i wasn't referring to her specifically
>>152832782she was in fact a slampig
any of yous going to see turnstile tomorrow
>yousis that french?
Just bought a New Era 59Fifty MLB 96 World Series New York Yankees Scarlet cap lads.
Where's pomnonce who gets bent out of shape when french words aren't pronounced exaggeratedly? >It's Em-meh, EM-MEH
new york wankees
a hat isnt a poosonality sweaty
>>152832671type of girl to do the deliveries on a honda rebel (wants to be cool but too scared to ride a harley (even though harleys arent cool))
>>152832941name one yankee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTyjQ72tvBs&list=RDxTyjQ72tvBs&start_radio=1drinking beer and listening to this
never understood wearing merch from a team thats from overseas
>>152832966Yankee Doodle
>>152832963more of a GSX 1300R man myself
>>152832982why the geographical delineation? supporting a team is supporting a team
>>152832991just seems weird supporting a team you have no connection to
>>152832991t.seething wogball 'fan'
>>152832856fucking truth peachewho was before symonds? the perennial whipping boy
Good morning
>>152832782>>152832917?
hit 100kg for first time ever
>>152832988the mk4 supra of the bike world (not a compliment)
>>152833035Nice lift, m8.
>>152833010think >we pretty much only had specialist batsmen and bowlers for a long while (in test matches at least) before symonds, and you have to go back to like the tom moody days for a real all-rounderthe waugh brothers, ponting, damien martyn, etc all had a bowl occasionally so i guess they made do with that
>>152833035hallo emma
>>152833048jej
>>152833010>>152833046Australia only started trying to find an all rounder after Flintoff tore them to shreds in 2005.
Just bought some Adidas Superstars, the classic white leather pair with black three stripes and the rubber shell toe, lads.
for me, it was boof lehmann rolling the left arm over
>>152833057Tell me you're a tasteless faggot without telling me
can you trust emma to bring your food to you or will she chow down in the car and claim the restaurant never had it
was shane watson even an all rounder tho
>>152831616Me on the left at the beginning. She didn't even look at me. Fucking bitch.
What does the future of cricket look like?
>>152832937one letter off, unironically and legitimately>vous
>>152833069yeah, but he got too fat and lazy to bowl
>>152833065tip her an extra hundo and shed chow down in the car for sure
>>152833072rape her, mate
Thought I was feeling better, but I had two glasses of red and feel shit againMight drink peppermint tea & sip rum and pass out as soon as the big bash game ends
>>152833004who says you have no connection to it? who says you can't make one?
>>152833073
>>152833038t.ninja 650 freshie
>>152833078wow hes literally me
>>152833073As many innings as englel need to make it to 5 days
>>152832803Watto was better than Greenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65qHHc6iN-w
>>152832770sooOoCHU
>>152832917crisp
>>152833096many such cases ngl
Notice Zachy is still bumping his own thread like the utter saddo he is
keKkk
Watto isnt a great 'tator
heaties on deck
wow munro dropped
just see oscar isaac when i look at babar
suffering with a severe case of yank fatigue. fuck i'm sick to death of them
>>152833187moar liek draggo innit
ynr that sydney chunder team with mr cricket, watto and kallis
I can’t fucking do it I physically can’t be doing toil today
>>152833097i only ride dirt bikes on account of im not a citycunt
>>152833214chisp x
he's piping up again, unprovoked
>>152833221sebbor fella hows the heavy industrial equipment going
>>152833219be grateful you have a job mate
>>152833219mentally weak just like your cricket team
>>152833219Tried pretending to be Indian? That's what you usually do when you're bored
pipin' in yer mum moite eyequeem >>152833229it's sitting all wrapped up doing nothing rn ngl...finna put it to good use in the spring. plan to dig up a nice size pond x
WALLOPwhat happened to ben cutting?
>>152833219chuck a sickie mate
>>152833251he got psych help with that issue
just drink on the job m8
why is everyone seething today
>>152833270based bricky
case of the Mondays ya¿
i WILL win the lotteryI will manifest it. it's my destiny
up and at 'em fella x
>>152833276not for me mate im a neet will be getting very drunk tonight with 0 consequnces tomorrow
sometimes I watch the news just to get a taste for the matrix that wagies are plugged into
>>152833272>neet hours during the day>chilled funny thread >seething wagies get home >angry poststake from that what you will
>>152833289jelly ngl
business idea: replace big bash with baseball
>>152833290its a fine, fine line between pleasure and pain
>>152833297>oddball australians: pleasant calm people>normal everyday australians: bitter argumentative wankerspretty much
>>152833221>pichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYSN8z0x7m0&list=RDiYSN8z0x7m0&start_radio=1
>>152833305t. my penis
>>152833290>I am smart because I don't workl and not a wagie xd xdYou're plugged into the "matrix" the same as anyone else
>>152833281That implies you haven't got it, you need to feel the feeling of the wish fulfilled. Read Neville Goddard. Law of attraction = fakeLaw of assumption = trvth
>>152833281crisp me every Wednesday and Saturdaystay the course brother
>>152833311https://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmssx
>>152833318my dole comes in 2 days thanks for paying it wagie
I'm a fat fucking worthless slob cunt
'nh'
>>152833326back to work anthony
>>152833318I am the smartest man to ever live
>>152833326get a project going mate
no more screens. no more technology. no more zog. just beers, bbqs, wide open spaces and v8 cars
>>152833326Based forkie
>>152833341351CLEVELAND351CLEVELAND
>>152833341>bbqs>v8 carsnpc detected
>>152833354t. byd driving faggot
is BYD not the fucking dumbest name for a car brand ever or what
getting a Rivian next ngl
>>152833361build your dreams cuzzie *runs out of battery* *catches fire*
heaties season falling apart
not cricket
>>152833370quite literally, many such cases kek
>sold my 351c dentside for 13k 6 months before post malone release f1trillion >similar ones for sale now for 40k if i see that cunt im gonna murder him
>>152833384>>152833384>>152833384
Heaties?More like the Shitties kek
>>152833281>>152833320https://lotteryeverysecond.lffl.me/
