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Aus 2/166 vs Eng 384
BBL on now
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YFO
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>v-x
moar of an inline fella ngl
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>>152833384
I was cooking dinner what was Stokes molesting Marn for?
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>>152833394
based crossflow enthusiast
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>>152833395
thought he made some homophobic statement
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GET READY FOR A BROKEN FUCKEN COCK
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>>152833406
every single one of these people look fucked
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>>152833397
x
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>>152833412
well it is melbourne
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>>152833412
>>152833406
it's the knock off 2001 spec Slim Shady top left for me
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>>152833412
right hand side middle looks pretty normal
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why is he sitting on old mates lap
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>>152833412
KEK
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>>152833425
DEAR LYNN
I WROTE BUT YOU STILL AINT CALLIN
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wish sun tan beds were still legal, want a tan but can't be fucking going outside for hours
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>>152833439
kek
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>>152833447
soime soime x
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>>152833447
just get 15-20 mins a day
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brb yh¿ x
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>>152833447
>those pretend sunbed spy cams that used to be on ph
haha
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>>152833425
>he doesn't know that is homage to 2026 peter siddle
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>>152833447
theyre legal to own, just cant commercialise it into a business
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>>152833456
i wasn't talking about sleep toilberg
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>>152833462
>pretend

what's the point? I want real spycams
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>>152833463
kek he really does look fucked
what is he, 45 now?
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>>152833447
my right arm is about 5 shades darker than the rest of my body
way of the road
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pretty sure I saw a dude putting a usb cam in the female toilets at a park once.
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sebbo surely you're running a pretty solid natural tan already iykwim haha
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>>152833481
You should be disgusted with yourself with not reporting it
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>>152833462
reckon a lot of porn is presented as pretend or roleplay but actually real
like the czechcasting (czechav) network had one with toilet spycams and some of them were women that didn't even take panties off in the casting but then will supposedly agree to squat over a cam and piss or take a shit
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>aaron finch
>mike sussey
>that other bloke that looks like hes dying of aids
sexpest commentary supergroup tonight
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>>152833406
he got to perth for the scorchies game!
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queem QUEEM
x
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>>152833486
I only caught it out of the corner of my eye in the mirror
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Why is this ugly faggot not in gaol for manslaughter?
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fucking love seb's elephants lads
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>>152833503
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>>152833502
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fickung liv sub's uliphunts luds
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>coffs harbour bbl game a couple years back
>flooding rain
>game cancelled

>heat vs sixers tonight
>will get half a game due to heat being shit at cricket
bit of a cursed place aye
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if you cant handle the heat then get the fuck out the kitchen!
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>>152833493
based
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>>152833515
https://strokefoundation.org.au/
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>>152833493
so much more merch being worn in perth
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>>152833525
DONE ME
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better a 1 in 100 mil chance of being a multimillionaire than a 0 in 0
the way I see it, if I win it would be divine intervention.
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just found out seether is a saffa band
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>>152833540

would rather die on my feet than live on my knees
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https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/Sunshine-Coast/Independent/Largeman/
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just checked my ticket
I won the lottery
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>>152833556
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rain everywhere except coffs, something in that i reckonn
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>>152833559
can you shout me a beer?
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my motto; fuck lotto
I'll get seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow
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>>152833516
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>>152833570
based stars v renegades attendee
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if you won the lotto would you still post here?
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>>152833581
of course you'd still be my only friends
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>>152833576
A R T I S A N A L
R
T
I
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A
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A
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>>152833581
yes. i would literally lead the exact same life but i would drive an r34 gtr v-spec to the bottleo
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>>152833581
probably
I'd buy all you fully sick cunts a pizza too
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>>152833592
>>152833595
The humble plebocrats
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>>152833581
would go to one of those fancypants rehab places for 6 months and never drink again
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>>152833598
be a simple kind of man mate
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>>152833581
the only thing that would change would be the quality of my prozzies
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my heaties sucking tonight
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>>152833493
>>152833406
This cunt has the cold dead eyes of a killer
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>>152833606
based silver class ginza customer
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stars should swap colours with strikers
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>>152335086
>cunt

>LE FUCK OFF WANKER CUNT XDXD ALL US AUSSIES ARE BOGANS WHO SWEAR AND SAY CUNT AND WANKER A LOT XDXD LOOK AT ME AMERICANS LOOKS AT HOW TOUGH AND ABRASIVE I AM YEAH FUCK CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER FUCK WE'RE FULL CUNT GRAB A VB MOYT XDXD LE CUNT HAVE A VB MOYT WANKER CUNT FUCKEN ASIAN SLOPE EYE CUNTS SHOULD FCUK OFF AND HAVE A VB WHILE FUCKING OFF CUNT AY AY LE CHEEKY XDXD CHEEKY CUNT JUST DID SOMETHING FUCKEN CHEEKY CUNT AY AY CUNT FUCK ME DEAD CUNT WANKERS NEED TO GET DRUNK 24/7 TO BE AN AUSSIE MOYT FUCK I WORK HARD AS A BRICKY NOW I GOT A HARD EARNED THIRST FOR GLASSING CUNTS XDXD
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>92/9
>beating the stars to this
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100 would win here
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sex with ruby fields
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>>152833581
Would in fact shitpost even more since I wouldn't have to work
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Business idea: TV show called 'Different Stokes' a play on the name of a 70s/80s sitcom as a fly on the wall sports documentary following the ups and downs of the England captain as he struggles to dig his side out of what was called the 'bazball' era.
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ONE HUNDREAD we ded it bros
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wtf is going on with this chris lynn pic?
did they photoshop the fuck out of the one on the right?
is there a third version of it out there?
i think there might be a hidden message in it
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>>152833644
current headshot put on an old pic?? wtf lol
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wait the scorchies won that last night?
lmao strikers
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reckon we need to take a chance on Patterson being the next Cummins
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>>152833644
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crazy how the indian gov keeps their currency deliberately weak as an economic weapon with emmigration
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>that asian girl on genius game
corr
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>>152833667
post it
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>>152833551
kek
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what is this bullshit it's fucking almost 9 and it's still daylight
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>>152833551
>5'10
Manlets, when will they learn
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>>152833678
watching on telly and she's a her not an it
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>>152833551
fap FAP FAP FAP FAP
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>>152833686
Hate daylight saving me, I want daylight at 5am
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>>152833700
daylight savis should be in winter
keep a rough 6pm sunset year round
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my exes hate me and my friends all miss me
i wanna drown in rotgut whiskey
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>>152833717
applied for a bottleo job yet mate
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plan here is to bowl the sixers out I'm thinking
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One hour back in toil and I want to neck myself already
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I'm worried about my heaties ability to win this game
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i tried lads
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>>152833747
based artisan
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Bought new undies today, lads.
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>>152833747
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>>152833758
based non zachy fella
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>>152833747
jesus Christ, frightening
well done
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>>152833772
many are saying this
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>>152833772
back in my day, everyone was scared of getting out to the pie bowling part timer
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might watch the rest in bed
toil really took it out of me today
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MY HEATIES
YOUR HEATIES
BASED HEATIES
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>>152833658
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button press webm?
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>>152833833
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I remember when Gordon Greenidge had had enough of Healy's constant verbaling and offered to meet him behind the grandstand after the game. Healy shut up after that. Labuschagne would be advised to do the same, especially after Stokes had the last laugh.
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>>152833840
flip the switch tard
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>>152833848
>Healy made Greenidge seethe so hard he wanted to belt the cunt
Healy won
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>'the' button press is now lost to time
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give balkin the ball, fuck old man bartlett we need the youth to save us
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>>152833840
i can't fap to this
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTFBLTykmYm/
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simply will not be clicking that
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winviz?
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>>152833912
I got you :)
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>>152833881
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
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>>152833920
lmao how have i not seen that before
how does anyone take him seriously?
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>>152833931
I posted a link to it 5mins ago
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>>152833920
hahaha peewee weakmind
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>>152833936
this is an image board champ
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>>152833936
ok but im not a linkclicker
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>>152833943
and what if it needs sound champ?
commentators gave him a good bollocking which isnt in that webm
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>>152833840
absolute focus from this lad
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never send me a link and ask for sound to be on ever again
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>>152833969
/wsg/ buddy
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>>152833973
keking at your living situation if you cant play things with sound
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don't call me champ
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>>152833955
what does fox know that we dont?
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all i'm gonna finna say is that they don't really care about us
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why is every team choosing to bowl first?
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>>152833985
I live alone. This is all about autism, and /cric/ is built on autism
Also don't believe you that it would be funny enough
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>>152834009
chasing is easier, gives you a goal and something to strive for, going first is unknown and everyone hates the unknown
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just knocked an entire beam and coke over on my desk lads
room gonna be infested with ants for weeks now
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BOWLED THE CUNT
SMOOTH AS SILK NOW START WALKING
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>>152834009
Having a defined target is easier in that it allows you to match your run rate
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im gonna stan Patterson now
he looked like a proper batsperson with the bat, moves in the field like a gifted natural athlete and bowls pretty well for a kid that still hasn't filled out
reckon hes going places
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>>152834027
put it in a bowl of rice asap
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heaties desu
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>>152834054
will agree with this, I hope they don't break his spirit by making him open for Australia before he's ready
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>>152833987
ok champ
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>>152834062
ok chimp
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beautiful 3rd umpiring this evening
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CHANCES THROOOWN
NOTHINGS FREE
LONGING FOR, USED TO BEEEE
STILL ITS HARD, HARD TO SEE
FRAGILE LIVES
SHATTERED DREEEEAMS
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>>152834073
Claire Polosak has a lovely voice
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my sexers better not fucking throw this
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>>152834070
Forgot all about that, how did she escape cancellation?
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>>152833576
qisp x
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Heaties, keep the streak alive plz
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>>152834123
she just won presenter of the year as well lol
powers at be probably realised if the kick her then they'd have to elevate one of the grire other woman commentators
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anyone got a stream innit?
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>>152834140
streamed dot pk
but it will be delayed 30secs
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BASED BASED BASED
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time moves slow when youre 17
and then it picks up speed at 21
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>posted 115
No fucking shit they're going to lose
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KIIIIIINNOOOOOOOO
I LOVE MY HEATIES
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reminder that my sexers have THE harjas singh just sitting in the dugout
dont deserve to win tbqh
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>>152834140
Use 7+, or better get the Slyguy Aussie IPTV add-on for Kodi.
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>>152834152
pretty soon youll remember when
you could remember when you loved someone
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>>152834164
The guy that made 300 in a one dayer?
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>>152834149
>>152834170
thanks gents
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BBL trying to make split over hattricks a thing is one of the worst things in the game right now
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>>152834211
Anon, they were hyping up a split innings hattrick in the last test match
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Why do they never show the streakers?
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when will we get our first split series hattrick?
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why the no ball?
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>>152834243
adelaide play all the time mate
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>>152834255
just stop oil esse
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The guy who caught that looks like he hasn't showered, or changed clothes, in a fortnight.
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>>152834268
yeah solid bloke
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>>152834255
need to shoulder charge this nerd
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hit streakers for six
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what did he mean by this
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I hope you're ready for breakfast tomorrow
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its over for the heaties they're going to be desperate and start throwing shit balls that get hit for six
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>>152834296
i best most blokes here have shit breakfasts if they have it
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>>152834303
Coffee and a bagel with peanut butter, or coffee and a croissant if I'm out and about
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>>152834303
15 weetbix
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>>152834303
2 minute noodles for me
>>152834311
shalom
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For me, it's often some porridge with cinnamon and berries
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>>152834303
16 weetbix
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COME ON PATTY BOY
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>>152834324
fuck up cunt
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>>152834321
I'm a dago m9
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>>152834303
vegemite toast every morning for decades
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>>152834321
>2 minute noodles
You are going to have bowel cancer at 40
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>>152834342
whys that mate
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>>152834342
and im going to have a bowel of noodles in 2 minutes
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>>152834332
peanut butter's probably the least dago thing possible mate
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i try not to eat until at least midday
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>>152834303
I usually just have coffee and a vape
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I don't eat.
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I have to go to bed now
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>>152834356
Australian-born with dago heritage innit
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>>152834366
night m8 sleep well xoxo
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>>152834366
>toiler
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>you know what? We should get the stadium announcer to get the crowd to do a retarded howl every 5 minutes, that'd be a good gag
Brilliant
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>>152834351
Low fibre mate
Can't be living like that forever
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why is Fox wasting Huddo on this BBL garbage?
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YOU JUST LET THE BBL MACE SLIP AWAY
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>she fell for the fiber meme
kek
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>>152834384
yeah id prefer he didn't 'tate
bit of a poofter voice and doesnt know anything about cricket
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>fiber
foy
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>>152834381
the booze will get me first mate but thanks for the concern
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Melbourne derby plays for the mace
What would the Sydney derby play for?
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>>152834403
anal beads
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>13 from 13
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>>152834131
How tight is your arse right now?
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heaties are carrying this comp for kino matches
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>>152834154
>>posted 115
>No fucking shit they're going to lose
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kid is feeling the heat
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lmao surely both of those weren't that wide?
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>>152834435
based MFF chubby chaser chad
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mother do you think shes good enough
for me?
mother do you think shes dangerous
to me?
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chatgpt on suicide watch
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>>152834431
Yes? The team that posted a 115 total is about to lose.
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So what's the beef with stokes and marny?
Clickbaiters on fagbook reckon stokes called him a gimp
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lmao, that kid sucks shit
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rip heatos
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Based kerr
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>>152834449
choon
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>>152834462
nothing too much, marnie suggested going off for bad light and stokes wanted to play
not a fan of the arm around the shoulder intimidation tactic but pretty minor interaction overall
play on
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>>152833918
Hes only 35, the sone of a bitch is going to do it
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>>152834462
lab wanted to call it cos of low light
stokes said he was batting well so why call it off now
bit of banter but nothing crazy
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>>152834462
>head hit him for a chemist warehouse 4 twice in a row
>stokes was melodramatic about it like some girl who has NPD
>marn probably called him out on it "grow up mart huhh I'm frum sith afrikkah"
>stokes had a even bigger tantrum and physically assaulted marn
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Wooo lets go sixxies
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>>152834488
this is an incredibly victorian image
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>>152834481
Won't get there, he'll cop a career-ending injury after a crazed Indian mob cuts his arm off in order to protect Saar Sachin's legacy
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>>152834488
DID SOMEONE SAY QUEEEEENNSSSLLAAANNDDDAAAHHHH???!!!
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>>152834491
hallo dutchie hope you are well brother
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>>152834488
>meme
>meme but with exaggerated jpeg compression artifacting
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>>152834462
marnus told him his hair transplant didn't make him look like gyllenhall in prisoners
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>>152833384
Marnus is such a cat.. Couldn't even stand up to the ginger cunt
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awlhh dah pepow
so maneh pepow
an dey awll go and in and
and in and fru vere
parkloife
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was baz just getting the answers from the back of the sudoku book as well?
can't even put any effort into a brain teaser
what a spastic kek
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>>152834522
>>152834470
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>>152834525
yeah mate, I posted a link to it earlier if you want to see it again
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>>152834525
shame there isnt a test cricket book he could check the answers for
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>>152834530
yeah its called drop archer cause he's a slow bowler and they've won every test he's not been a part of
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when ive turned the telly off and the lights and my phone is the last light in the room before i go to bed i say 'going dark' like captain price off modern warfare then go to bed
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>>152834473
>>152834484
Damn I thought this was some new /cric/ meme where you pretend any sledging was just a friendly discussion about low light but that really does seem to be all it was about
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never realised how many fuckable pokemon there were, jesus
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>>152834502
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>>152834546
storms brewin up
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>>152834554
sunday night ginza lineup
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was just about to gaypost about machoke but decided against it
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>>152834552
diglett been getting you going lad?
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>>152834546
I hope if you ever have to get up in the middle of the night and turn a light on you mimic NODs turning on "pchweeeeen"
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Shouldn't it be called Kingsland now?
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>>152834554
>KWEENSRANDAH
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>>152834586
and chucktoria?
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>MCC Law 42.3.1
>Deliberate touch during argument
>5 runs (immediately).
>Official Report & likely Fine.
marn got his half cenno, stokes should.be in jail
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>>152834503
Getting snowed in at work
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>>152834648
do all of yous have to drive subarus or something? how tf do you live with that weather
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>>152834627
not cricket
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t20 is not cricket, but it is a dire sport
bazball isn't a sport, it's a dire variety of cricket (which is a sport)
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>>152834488
sooochu
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>>152834070
kekkkkKkk
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>>152834648
lgm
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>>152834660
Well, we don't. Snow is very rare here so there have been crashes, airport is closed, trains are delayed or not going at all.
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Taking an englel bowling attack. Need to use the strong bleach
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>>152834648
canals frozen over? fan of the speedskating me
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the shivnarine scranderpaul
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>bowling attack
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>>152835189
Nah it's barely freezing and speed skating is gayer than buttfucking on ice.
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>>152835252
that's a shame mate i'm looking forward to it at the winter lymps in a few weeks
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>>152835220
lgm
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>>152835220
if I was a cricketer I would eat these fancy nuggies for lunch
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>>152835653
based mark cosgrove
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Just watched the highlights. Holy shit! our bowling was shocking.
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might need to get archer back in
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>7 0 58 0
Where's the eng shitter who's been shilling for Potts the whole series?
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my 20mm max hang has just gone up after like an 8 month plateau
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>>152837210
nice, well done mate
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was worried it was just never going to go up again
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Maybe if you didn't waste so much time pretending to be Indian you'd get better gains
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The draw looms
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how was your 1st day back lads
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good films on channel 4 on demand
way better than any of the main streaming services
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>>152837908
I worked between Christmas day and new year
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Aus will get ~600. Eng will collapse and struggle to get 250 in response.
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decided to take today off because I hate my job and want to watch the cricket
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>>152838112
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>>152838242
Kek spitting image
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>>152838169
yea, 'working' from home me
just couldn't be arsed going to the office on such a nice day
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>>152838242
he's spent the last few years taking roids and working out constantly, and he's still got those tiny little spaghetti arms? lmao kwab
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how was the chase tonight ol bingo wings
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>>152837908
exhausting and I barely worked properly
a lot of thinking makes my head tired
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business idea: the whole world works in 6 month shifts so we can all take half a year off
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>>152838606
not good she ran away and called the bobbies iykwim haha
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morning lads
diabolical hangover for me
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>>152838673
>theres a kiwi in the pub, standing at the bar
>a little fag sidles up to him and says 'i just think you are wonderful, how about i take you into the bathrooms and give you the best blowjob youve ever had?'
>the kiwi pick the fag up by the collar and starts punching him in the face over and over again
>the bartender runs over and starts yelling 'mate stop! put him down! what the fuck is going on!?!?'
>kiwi looks over to the bartender "this cunt tried to offer me a job!"
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heh
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>>152838886
sensible_chuckle.gif
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Might watch some cricket tonight if that's ok with everybody?
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if head hangs around to an equivalent of root's score, >we will have at least equaled england's score with guys batting at the other end
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>>152838946
that should be no issue, have you got a good joke to share with the group? you have till the start of play to gather one
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>jane mcgrath day
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>>152839189
Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?
>Under his buckin hat.
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>>152837908
I worked from home yesterday which was good because I got to watch the cricket.

I am heading into the office now however
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>>152839189
What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs
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morning neet chads, cricket should be good today reckon its pretty even but tab has a draw at 5 dollars and an england win at 5 could.be worth a cheeky pineapple
just heading to the beach for a swim before it gets too hot then back here and settle in for HeadGODs cenno
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that take away joke that lad posted yesterday was a goodie
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>>152839210
kind of proves wfh is a meme when you spent the day watching the cricket
better not be late wagie beep beep honk honk
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>>152839294
>kind of proves wfh is a meme
no shit, everyones known this since covid
ive got a job thats always wfh since they dont want to rent an office and im always watching the cricket
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>>152839294
wfh is based
bossbergs are like women that seethe when they see you are happy, even if you do the work required by your position
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ayo dis nibba live in his office cubicle lmao
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>>152839210
>>152839210
>office
get a real job
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don't you get cabin fever from being at home all the time? wfh just doesn't sound for me
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crisp comment on cricinfo that australia's nightwatchbeing has 5 more first class hundreds than england's number 3
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>citycunts proving once again how useless their 'jobs' are and how this country would thrive if all cities were nuked
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>>152838242
Father Time never loses
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there he goes again, again, unprovoked
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>>152839346
shouldnt you be sending some emails by now, maggot?
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citycunt, wfh, wagie whatever man just keep dem neet bux rolling in bros good job
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>>152839334
It's true that you know longer get to leer at the amply-bosomed Venezuelan receptionists in the office anymore
But saving the time and indignity of the commute, and getting to work in peace, is tough to beat
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*sends an email*
did some Great Work™ today lads
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>>152839378
kek
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Final match of the on pitch sesh, 0-0 in the snow that's 4 clean sheets on the trot for yours truly. Were down a man for 5 minutes and we missed some golden chances off the counters. Calling out /cric/ shitters like twiglet legs, 128kbps and bnob, i dare you to challenge me on pitch you pussies ain't got what it takes
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>>152839334
yes.
optimal situation is an office within 10mins of my house that I can go to a few days a week but not be forced to go to on any day (unless theres an important in person meeting (max two a month))
I often go work at a cafe nearby just to get out the house a bit
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NO longer ffs
I'm mentally fatigued, don't blame me
4chan needs an edit button!
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>>152839416
>I often go work at a cafe
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you need to unlock a gold account
edit: so you can do this
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>>152839438
posting in /cric/ when there is nothing going on champion
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>>152839456
I'll stop posting when the play starts
Not really into cricket
A sport for nerds and poofters
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was going to post an inflammatory comment but decided against it
looking forward to a good day of cricketeering
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handball's a great sport
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Twiglet legs always goes quiet when on pitch seshes get mentioned because he was that kid who'd get bullied for not being able to kick a ball
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I don't even know what phonging is! haha
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>>152839570
what yeh wear on yer feet unna
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listening to Kid A for the umpteenth time
what an incredible album
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>>152839570
How fat are you convict?
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chances on australia batting all day? or at least until a late declaration
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>>152839655
50 50
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>>152839559
you will never be indian
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>>152839655
50/50
feels like the pitch had a bit of spice to it near the end of yday
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>>152839570
Soon enough you will have posted enougg uber drivers for me to know where you live
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>>152839678
You will never have a matrubhoomi, convict
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>>152839732
where's yours?
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How many rhino killing safaris is this pink test going to afford McChucker?
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you can tell zachy has mum and dad issues because he is always yearning for attention through antagonism
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eating an apple
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>>152839709
im in sydney not far from the ground
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>>152839814
red delicious: consumed
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>>152839828
For me, it's the Jazz variety.
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>>152839859
corrr looking 'risp mate, nice choice
I like the humble braeburn too, little bit of tartness to them
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wow it really do be pink out there
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only fruit i buy, occasionally, is bananas
for banana bread
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is neser cooked or was he genuinely stalling yesterday?
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yea I much prefer veggies to fruit
berries are yum, but it's usually just apples and bananas for me
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>>152839895
Have you ever considered eating a banana on its own, they're pretty good
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>>152839903
Stalling
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Dear Straya,
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WOKE GARBAGE.
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i've never liked bananas
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>>152839913
sure mate, cut them up and pile them on pancakes sometimes too
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never liked pancakes either
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I have banana on my 17 weetbix every morning
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>>152839927
good lad
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zachy's on the aus vpn againlads
note he's always the faggot contrarian
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LET'S MAKE THIS MENS EVENT ENTIRELY ABOUT STUPID FUCKING WOMEN.
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>>152839919
And a good morning to you too Dr. Peterson
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fuck this pink shit is gay
just play the fucking cricket
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Cheeky Isa gonna wear a pink dress and cut a slit for her slit so she can be naughty all day
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>>152839918
it did look like it glanced off the fleshy part which would suck but not like hitting bone
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sorry boys you don't mind if I just clean up this thread a bit
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Alyssa Healy will talk about a pap smear or breast check today
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>jane mcchucker stand
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>>152839979
need big haydos to come in and talk about what percentage of beaver his hat is
always a riot and alyssa loves it
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>>152839959
It's disgusting. Absolutely fucking disgusting.
(((Feminism))) is a cancer on the universe.
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>>152839979
you dont want people to catch cancer early?
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The only based people there today are those who deliberately refused to wear McChucker pink
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>>152840008
why would I want people to get cancer you sicko
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>>152840011
So true
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hit cancer for 6
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*crashes*
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Everyone in that stadium is dressed up like a massive faggot. Jews must be thrilled.
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>>152839294
more like that work is a meme
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>>152840028
take my $40 I mean $45 :^) please use it to improve your product and install more DRM please
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What would a mens day at the cricket look like?
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>>152840034
being inclusive of women
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Even the fucking TV graphic are pink. What a fucking joke they made of the world's greatest sporting event.
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>>152840034
women are people too chud
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Lovely colour pink
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>>152840044
the Rugby World Cup isn't till 2027 lad and the World Series won't be on until late September
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My favourite apple variety: pink lady
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i think ill have an early morning pooview thanks cheers
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>>152840034
camo everywhere
cheap beers
hot and female cheerleaders in skimpy clothing
ACDC play the halftime show
John Cena does the welcome to country
drinks cart replaced by a gang of harleys
isa and kath bare foot all day
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weird ball that, it was slower and way too full
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POOTVIEW
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Todays objective- spend less than 4 hours jerking off
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Please give us your after tax money so we can subsidise the government that already gets 2% of your pre tax income for medicare to provide nurses and also blast 10 mil on fundraising and 2 mil on computers for some reason
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NOT GONE
NOT GOTTEM
DON'T FUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILION CUNT
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>>152840085
sounds stupid, but that's ausfailian "men" for you
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Arguing with the proto-gf about capitalism
Explaining Adam Smith's "invisible hand" justification to her
Probably not a sensible thing to do
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>big noises 3 frames before the ball passes the bat
kek snicko is on the juice early
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Thought I went back to work tomorrow, don’t go back until Thursday actually lads
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>>152840032
Does DRM even work? I thought if you use a capture card you should be able to record no problem
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>>152840098
It’s profitable
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>>152840098
R O R T
O
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T
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>>152840105
capitalism doesn't need to be defended. it really doesn't matter
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>>152840105
Trying to talk sense to a woman, eh?
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>>152840108
It was da ball hitting da groun surely
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>>152840113
Enforces HDCP for 1080p+ so you need to buy a cheap dongle splitter from China that fakes HDCP in order to capture it first

The fact there's 420 illegal streams still up goes to show they should really just give up
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>>152840113
I can screen record kayo without a capture card
dont think it works by default but I made like one change for it to work, maybe turned of widevine drm in firefox - cant remember
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>>152840124
"The floor" - Jeet Pajeet
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>>152840131
>Enforces HDCP
nonce
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I would suck Head's head if you know what I mean.....
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>>152840130
finally getting not required
based me
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>>152840118
Just don't want to be one of those limp-wristed fags who just nods their head meekly to whatever nonsense women come up with
I think our proto-relationship is strong enough to handle a bit of healthy disagreement, and I think she could be converted to a rorkean position eventually (already making headway on the immigration issue)

>>152840119
It's a recipe for disaster but I'll self-sabotage somehow anyway, so may as well be like this
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>>152840034
free mochas on arrival
booths around the ground for taking a quick video call with a client
charging ports under every seat
birkenstock discount stores in the concourse
moisturiser dispensers in every bay
Rory McIlroy and Bryson Dechambeau do a chip off for the half time show
brett lee and bj bare foot all day
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none of you actually work in an office right? that was just a joke wasnt it?
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Morning lads, anyone in the mood for an insightful cricket discussion?
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Last time I had a mocha I was 15
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>>152840185
im still hungover
maybe a bit lateer
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>proto-gf
>proto-relationship
fuck is wrong with you
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>>152840098
>fundraising costs
does fundraising exist outside of the pink test? do they seriously give 10 million in kickbacks to the scg, cricket australia, foxtel, etc to promote this shit every year?
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>>152840162
reckon if anyone can sway her it would be the keen witted tongue of a civil servant
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>>152840182
If you mean like in a cubicle in a room with other people also in cubicles or at desks as in being an office worker then no. That’s not the same as having an office and utilising that space in some way or other for some kind of work
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Is 1 (28) good?
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>>152840131
Seems like the encrpytion doesnt work. Im assuming that you can still record HDCP protected stuff easily, but actually getting the raw highest quality data is more difficult as you need to overcome the DRM
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>>152840227
>getting them tired without doing anything
I'd say so
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>>152840227
For the nightswatch it’s very good
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My heady :)
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Hunneds
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Onya Trav

>>152840227
Yes. He was nightwatching, and then losing his wicket before the Trav century would have been a disaster.
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HEADGOD
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HEADGOD
>HEADGOD
HEADGOD
>HEADGOD
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H E A D
E
A
D
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>>152840222
Latest comments

"I get what you're saying, and I also sort of agree with it"

Progress being made, she'll be an Austrian school advocate in no time
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>something happening
>travis comes through
many such cases
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Khawaja seething rn
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it's time for anybody that said head should go back down to 5 to apologise
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>>152840200
>>152840238
t. zionist ethnofascists promoting anti Islamic sentiment so people dehumanise the suffering of Gaza
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Head has such a sexy wife, imagine her giving Head head haha
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Head MOTS surely
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howling at the fucking retards losing their minds over le 6mm of grass (never mentioned before the mcg test) thinking a 2 layer was looming
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>>152840266
nah, he's been great but 2 cennos were in dead rubbers
starc won the series
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>>152840266
if starc takes 5 in the second innings id give it to him but its very close
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Can easily see aus being 5 down at lunch
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Tounge looks like such a limp wristed fag, especially during his run up
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>>152840262
ZUTTED MICK
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>>152840262
Nobody earnestly gives a fuck what happens in gaza.
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>>152840277
His second century was in the 3rd test lad
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>>152840277
Holy fuck what a cazzie you are
His Perth and Adelaide centuries were not dead rubber ones also his Perth one was where everyone fucked up with the bat
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Shitting on India in that world cup final was such a treat
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>neser injured
>starc and boland likely to do majority of the bowling second innings
>already been overbowled this series
>day 3
>australia batting last on a notoriously finicky pitch
>draw paying 5 dollars, england win paying 5 dollars
get onto it neets, best each way bet I've seen for ages
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>>152840098
>70% going towards the cause
That's actually rather good I believe.

>>152840202
Probably a bunch promoting/buying the pink test stuff, but if they use chuggers or similar during the year, the first ~year of donations towards them would go towards the company doing the signing up before the charity starts getting the money in the second year.
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is the light too low? should we stop play?
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>>152840277
bizzare post tbqhwy
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>>152840325
trip on Glenn
most of that shit is donated including advertising
massive rort simple as
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>>152840264
>Jessica Davies
>Internet personality ‧ Travis Head's wife
GRIM
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If Trav can hang around and get into Potts again things will start looking very good.
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>>152840291
>>152840298
https://mustafa-apologist.blogspot.com/2025/06/the-night-of-jinns-lies-of-christians.html?m=1
Educate yourselves, I’ll be watching the cricket.
https://palestinecry.blogspot.com/2012/05/traditional-catholic-prayers-culture.html?m=1
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>>152840312
yeah, i just checked that after posting
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reckon its time we retire neser hurt
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Shitting on convicts was sweeter
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Could do without all the pomp and circumstance for the charity nonsense
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Is 2 (38) good?
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>>152840357
Smith you know you can tell Neser to do that right? You are the captain
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I'm an internet personality
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Head is so good he’d be opener in the World XI
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>>152840349
>d-d-dey were ghost
Ahahahaha outed as a zutted pooslime mick
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>>152840372
based josh
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>>152840377
When was the last time the World XI played?
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>24 balls hitting the stumps this entire innings
fucking hell
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>>152840385
They aren’t ghosts. Learn to read
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>england v australia
>browns arguing
take it to pol
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really don't get this cancer nurse thing
most people with a cancer diagnosis will have family offering to help them out and lonely pensioners, disability, etc can get a carer from the gov
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shut the fuck up alyssa
everytime someone says something serious she pipes up with some retard remark trying to be funny
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>>152840393
>8 of the wickets came from those 24 balls
Bit in this.
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>>152840404
they are literally just nurses in hospitals that are paid for by this charity instead of the government
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>>152840372
*meant poosonality
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Personally hope Glenn Mcgrath gets prostate cancer and dies
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>>152840387
Without looking it up idk but I have an idea. I’d be interested to see the winner of the wtc play even a off test against the world xi, even better would be a regular match between the linear champion and a world xi
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>>152840407
huh?
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>>152840406
she has a firm grasp on the obvious, which she insists on sharing continuously
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Can’t stand Healy aye
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>>152840412
why doesn't the hospital pay them?
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Should go study and come back to watch smith autism
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>>152840406
but she's one of the lads mate
always funny, quick witted and knows how to skull a beer!
just let her cook lad she's very worthwhile in comms
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Every ball Neser misses makes Stokes seethe.
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>>152840432
Just study with the cricket on in the background
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Might have a big drive on the up
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Business idea: another natural disatser kills 250,000 brown people so I get to watch a world xi play a game
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>>152840321
You sound worried.
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>Nightwatchman still batting
>Stokes still bowling
Is the light bad?
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>>152840426
they effectively do, or they're employed by labour hire firms or whatever and McGrath pays the bill, bit of a farce really
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>>152840444
Its a bit hard to focus no?
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>>152840461
>>152840461
>>152840461
>>152840461
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>>152840432
Studying in early Jan?
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>>152840445
t. Travis Head.
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>>152840457
always bet on the opp mate, aussies win im happy, aussies lose i win
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>>152840458
he'll hook himself either when the nightwatchperson gets out or he's out of gas
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>>152840467
Studying by my lonesome
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>>152840443
You’re retarded. Go read the article I gave you it explains the hadith well enough. If you can’t understand then stfu and don’t be annoying just forget about it for now
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I need a poopeelian collapse like I need oxygen



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