Day 3Aus 2/186 vs Eng 384Head 106*
first for Trav's double cenno
3th
much like isa, i am very hungover
Poor Potts
I fucking love Travis Head
i like cricketbut only when it's test cricketand also only when it's played between australia and england
>potts
stokes is seethe incarnate
>Bringing a guy on averaging 9 per overLabuschagne getting a wicket yesterday changed the meta. Shit gets wickets is BACK.
potts is like the green of england
One thing you guys always fail to do is give new commentators time to learn the jobIts a skill like everything, and you expect new commentators to be the next Benaud from day oneThey do get better too, I often see you guys say "Used to not be a fan of ______, but he/shes not bad"Alyssa will be a good commentator
Ben Seethes
The poms will be praying for a Mott's concussion at this point
Kek based head
Friendly reminder that the English media said Potts and Neser would have the same impact in the series should both play.
trav made his cenny now is back to shitposting kek
>waiting for the cenno>blink>head on 118
>0/72 (8)POTTSIES
>>152840496Did she spend some time commentating the Shield cricket to get used to it?
>>152840496Sometimes they do radio for awhile before tv and those ones are usually better from the get go at tv than the absolute noobs
mickspergs a nonce
>>152840522GOTEEM
>>152840496probably shouldn't be blooding new (shit) commentators during the Arshes thoughbeitespecially ones that really don't seem to have a feel for the roll (Healy)
>>152840496no she wont. she is incapable of it becuase she is a vapid braindead personailityless cunt
Voting one nation now
enjoyed ed cowan and stuart clark in the abc comm box 2bh
>>152840535Cowan is a good 'tator
>>152840496Stuart Broad was pretty good from day 1. No excuses.
We've settled on a consensus that the invisible hand guiding the market ultimately supports human progress but also needs regulatory constraintWe've also converged on our critiques of neoliberalism, both adopting a firmly Nietschzean understanding of the situationWith order restored, I can FINALLY watch the cricket in peace
Is Neser a better opener than Weatherald?
Phil Jacques is pretty good on the radio
Is 4 (52) good?
>Neser strike rate of 7.69Absolute giga brained innings here
Keep Cam Green, drop Slug, bring in Rocchicioli
>>152840535The ABC Grandstand lineup has been quality for every rotation. Haven't had a dud.TV feels the need to get high profile former players regardless of how good they are at commentating but radio will get the also-rans who are better quality.
>On the TNT coverage Swann implies Neser is a hopeless tailenderHey wino, I hear meowing under the floorboards again
it's weird because if you've played the game you would expect to have some sort of foundational insight an knowledge to draw onmost 'tators seem to able to do this at least some of the timeHealy has never said anything of value and parrots whatever someone else has said, whereas I doubt she's had an original thought in her life
>>152840565he's our pujara
>>152840522never been proven in a court of law by my felloe peers champstill, i can't argue with dubs
>>152840585fellow*
Why do poms have such shit haircuts as well as being really fucking ugly
so far today i have eaten a pizza, a hot dog and nachos now im having some 2 minute noodles
>>152840578I want to punch Swann in the stomach
stfu alyssa you know fuck all about cricket
Good commentators:Bowlers, captainsBad commentators:Batsmen, wicketkeepers
would you be interested in listening to an audio stream of my commentary?I played state age group cricket and have a disdain for bazball
>>152840575yeah, good not great players tend to be more interesting than the ones you know are given gigs as part of their australian contract towards the endmichael hussey for example is distilled boredom in commentary
>>152840597the first convicts sent to Australia were because they had haircuts that were too cool for england
>>152840585Of course other nonces will look out for their brethren
Is 0/74 (9) good?
Is Phil Jacques relayed to Will Jacks?
>>152840603Starc should've put a baby in her
Potts is fucking shit!I can't believe there was someone shilling him earlier in the series.
>>152840599'risp forkie
>>152840605*batspeople
>>152840579In all sports there are people who play on natural instinct and lack the language skills to express their thoughts via vocal articulation
>>152840615he could have any woman in the world and he picks slime from ghostbusters
>>152840609jailbaited this exact response
>>152840605wrongSmith was a wicky and he's greatit's probably just Healy tbhwyl
>5(55)The spirit of the Raja of da gabba, the great slayer of convicts, Cheteshwar Pujars is invoked
>>152840615he's gay (and she's lesbian)
*batshe/her
7's commentary is better than Fox this year. Usually the other way around.
>>152840638whats wrong with his face?
>>152840632then they shouldn't be in the fucking comms box right?
>>152840597Because this team is particularly low IQ.
LMFAO>English fielding
>>152840637haddin is based tooa sledger, a niggler, unapologetically australian
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH THATS JACKED UP
>>152840597Sorry
OH NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOWONT JACKSKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ENGLEL ON POOICIDE WATCH
>>152840637>Healyx2>DROPPEDKEKEKWas worried about the rope.
OH NO NO NO
Its pathetic honestly
>>152840647hit it for six champ
FUCK SAKE.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOKES IS GONNA LOSE HIS HEAD HAHAHAHAHAHA
wheres the english bulldog fighting spirit, this is limp wristed
>EngshitMake these private school cunts walk home
Need a drunk Steve O'Keefe, Barry Hall, and Michael Slater in comms
>>152840656reckon Matthew Wade could be good in the boxbit of a meathead, but one of the last true sledgers
JACKS THE WAY I DROP I DROP I DROP IT UH HUH UH HUH
will jacks?
the absolute state of english cricket
Just dropped the dead rubber cup, champ
>>152840607yet Warne was excellent, it’s not a rule in that way but it is true that a great player isn’t necessarily a good commentator D R O P P E D
Holy shit might cost them the game
>>152840605Wrong, Gilchrist is almost singlehandedly keeping Fox afloat
>>152840676Since WW2 they've been content with whinging
Sorry, is Neser hurt? Badly?
more like SPILL jacks
>Dropped on 99>Dropped on 120Head has been extremely lucky this series.
head confirmed for pentacenny
>>152840648Exactly. The problem is with whoever is selecting the talent, they need to do a better job
>>152840704yeah hes elitearguably the best in the biz right now
That's 3 (THREE) dropped catches this innings.
HE DID WHAT
>head dropped by jacks off carse
>>152840647Too much time spent slaying convict shitters not enough time mostuirising
more like DROPland kekseriously how many fucking chances have these shitters put down
>>152840605Considered this and I don't find it reliable at all
NESER GOD
you guys prepared for usman to 'tate?hes already got a fox contract for this summer
>that boundary doubled Nesers strike rateElite
Neser is the hero today he might get 50 (798)
>>152840734Holy fuck his skin is disgusting
>>152840743hmmm on second thought it might be better to keep Healy on
>>152840732KEK
Fun/sad fact /cric/A distant uncle of mine who was a Wisden cricketer of the year, died last year, and neither his County or England or Wikipedia know yet.
>>152840743Holy fuck that will be so grim. Will probably talk about brown people problems every 5th over
potts seething too
>>152840762smooth skin cumdog was thrown off by this,
>>152840743But Fox said "no more anti-Semitism".
Get Tongue on ffs, let's skittle these shithouses
>>152840753neser is based when he tees offthink the first domestic ton he got was a rearguard bazfest
>>152840772was he a based SOMERSET chad?my condolences
Love the walk for a single.
switching over to the super smash, can’t watch this trash anymore
>>152840785that swarthy chick with the hair can get it, corr
Should I move to Sydney or Melbourne lads
Move to canberra lad
>>152840810if these are your only options i think would be better off by simply killing yourself
>>152840804>trashWe say rubbish here, yank.
>>152840810shitneysmellbin is unironically gayer
>>152840810melbourne if you are gay adjacentsydney if you are a bottom
>>152840696Warne was a bowler though. They need to think things through on how to get batsmen out so even if they still have innate talent, they still need to think about the game.Batsmen can survive on great hand eye co-ordination and a 'see ball, hit ball' mindset.There was a story on ABC radio yesterday about how when the West Indies were touring Chanderpaul was getting the better of Warne. Would just randomly charge him every now and then and hit him for a boundary which was messing up the pressure.So Warne sat down and watched the tapes trying to find out if there was any tell. Turns out he didn't tap his bat when he was going to charge the ball, would just hover it near his toes.So he went to Healy and told him that the next time Chanderpaul doesn't tap his bat he was going to toss it up *slower and wider so get prepared for a stumping.*Would've assumed faster, but the story said slower.
Would have said filth myself
>>152840810neither of them have anything going for them but sydney has ginza so i guess its better
Classy shot that.
>>152840810Melbourne lad, Sydney's square
>>152840810Brisbane. Melbourne is gay and full of junkies and Sydney is too expensive you’ll have some dodgy cunt neighbours unless you’re proper moneyed
Was that another drop?
Smith absolutely boiling right nowBet he regrets sending Nesgod out there
englans
>>152840849I think so but it was a fair drop.
kek based Trav out here just memeing now
'KIN HELL
>>152840845geometrically Melbourne is square, Sydney winds and curves
not my boy potts
Reckon if I was english I would kill myself out of shame
>>152840735Apart from the chasm in cricket IQ between convicts and eng shitters the catching has been the pivotal difference
WE ARE THE ARMY*HONK*THE BENDER ARMY*HONK*WE ARE POOFTERS*HONK*AND WE ARE FAGS*HONK*WE ARE THE GAYEST*HONK*CRICKET SUPPORTERS*HONK*THE 'WORKS HAS EVER HAD*HONK*
>>152840868>Melbourne straight, Sydney notbit in this
>>152840873you hired a kiwi for a coach, should not be a surprise that your tactics are now retarded
>>152840828Warney was a cricketing genius in a dumb bogan degenerate body. He would have been a better captain than even Ponting but he was too much of a degen
>>152840828slower draws the batsmen out of the crease and spins further to beat the batelite story
>>152840891cris'
What do you think this England team's punishment should be when they return to England?
poor potts
>>152840898not only that, he can't even do a fucking sudoku without looking at the answers kektruly a fucking sleeper agent NesGOD
>>152840828Geniuses both of them. Slower makes sense because it’s more difficult to adjust to slower timing it’s why change ups in baseball work, if you goes a bit quicker it the batsperson can also pick that up easier seeing the bowlers effort whereas a slower ball you can hide it be letting it float out
The difference between Potts and Green is that Pott is a third drop injury sub and Green is a mainstay.
Neser unironically looks better than Weatherald
>18(74)Disappointed in Neser. The great Pujara was something like 10(100) at da gabba
Melbourne is widely known as the culturally 'gayest' city in Australia.>but muh mardi grasNot an argument. Only in Sydney because of historical significance and does not reflect current reality (ie that Melbourne is much 'gayer' than Sydney).
Head simply doesn't have the mental fortitude to score a double ton. He just gets bored and doesn't give a fuck if he gets out
>>152840927Melbourne is a little rural town with no gays or diversity
>>152840927sydney is still very gay mate
>>152840912Vampire Survivors type situation outside a Bristol nightclub
>>152840927Your entire stadium is pink bro.
Adelaide and Perth seem the straightest, Brisbane they'll fuck anything
>>152840927true, but sydney's gays are throat goats
it was so based that time warne was mic'd up on the field of a bbl game while bowling against baz and said something like "i reckon he might sweep so i'll try to tuck it in behind his legs fast" and bowled him exactly that way
sydney is a city full of people who send emails for a living
>>152840902>slower draws the batsmen out of the creaseBut the guy is going to charge regardless. Beating the bat is all that's required.
>>152840944>women are now a gay thingthe Melbourne mind everyone
People were friendlier in pubs is Melbourne also I saw this geezer and all his mates near the MCG
>>152840927Sydney is more compartmentalised too, the different areas can have vastly different cultures and there are plenty of places in Sydney you’ll live your life and never see any gays unless you’re in a gay suburb
>>152840851He does need to start scoring or get out. This is the best time for convicts to get in the lead they are batting last after all
fucking hell Neser looking breddy gud
>>152840941Not as gay as Melbourne
>>152840828Miss when pro sports were more player driven and people like warne could thrive and you get stories like this, now its just a billion analysts telling the players exactly how the other team plays.
We are so fucking shit.
>>152840944Pink isn’t a gay colour. Vaginas are pink, arseholes are brown
>>152840963not sure if it was that time but i remember warne bowling off the pitch for stampings if he saw the guy charging him early
Question for the Kiwis, is Wellington more homosexual than Melbourne?
>>152840981its alright mateour bowlers are going to look very average in your second inningstime for brook and bethell to ton up :)
Neser could play at 6 better than that shitter Green
>>152840951 there;s nothing gay with some action between the boys
Need a fox sports onlyfans where Merv and Boof smash roast dinners shirtless and all messy like amongst other things
neser has better technique than marnus weatherlad and green kek
>>152840989nah, its not - Melbourne assmogs Wellingtont. went to uni in Wellington
what do aus declare at here?try to get a lead up and send the bongs out to bat for the last 2 hours of today?
>>152840989haven't been to Welly for a few years, going down there again in a couple months for a Gay League match so can report back laterbut I literally got hit on by a gay dude at fucking Coles when I was in Smellbin last year, so I would say Smellbin
>Castlemaine is the gayest place in Australia
>>152841039> humble brag
>>152840951Brisbane has gays sprinkled about the place but the gay scene is mostly contained within specific gay zones. All of Melbourne is mainstream gay
> humble fag
>>152841050kek
>>152841050I'm a good looking fella mate what can I say
>>152841034depends how many wickets down and how quickly they scoredmore than a few wickets in hand and i'm tipping they go into tomorrow and try not to need a 2nd batting innings
>>152841034>still 159 behind>talking about declarationsSeen far to many poolapses to still think like this
you guys sure love talking about gays
>>152840944Addendum: Sydney's experts have informed me that wearing pink in a pink decorated stadium at a men's sporting event is, in fact, not gay.
>>152841034Nah just keep batting forever
>>152840917Not even the peewee coach once you listen to the convict expros talk they at least analyse the game a bit, the eng shitter media and expros are just so braindead or just attention seeking. This series has to be the lowest IQ i've ever seen and i've watched p*kis play cricket
might go make a 'end 43
Trams are gay that’s why Melbourne has lots of them
>>152840927Does Melbourne have anyone famous for lying down in the men's piss trough?
Think it's a bit harsh to call Jacks' drop an "absolute dolly" (front page of BBC Sport right now)Definitely should have been caught, but I wouldn't call a backpedalling boundary catch an absolute dolly desu
>>152841034Potentially bat until tomorrow morning/lunch if they can to only bat once, then send out engshitters and bowl at them for the last day and a half
Business idea: Timeless Tests with 3 innings each
>>152841096trams is a hard job
will australia take a lead?
>>152841107kek
sydney and melbourne are filled with homoseven the 'straight' blokes talk and act like womencityfaggots
>>152841103Your idea is terrible for business
>>152841126shameless
>>152841126check baz' chapgpt prompts and you'll find "how to bowl to travis head"
>>152841127country folk are some the gayest people in existence
Business idea: year long test pink ball so it can be played 24/7 at a statium with a roof. 100 innings per side, with players able to be subbed out every 24 hours
>ReviewLOL
Lads, if this partnership continues and Head gets a double and Neser gets his 50 we’ll be talking about this in years to come. This could be an historic event to be remembered throughout the ages. Soak it in boys, enjoy it
This could be the dumbest review ever
you cannot give that lmao
>using a review on the night-watchman Absolute desperation that
All this for outside the line.
what the fuck is this review
Kek absolute state
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNvjrEoVoH0&list=RDbNvjrEoVoH0BURN MY POOVIEW
>wasnt even pitching ahahaha
JUSTUST
always reviewing when there's nothing going on champion
LMAO ENGLAND LOL
>smash the ball with the full face of the bat>it touched your shoelace on the way past>"Yep that's a Leg Before Wicket m8"These semen slurping sport is not for me
eng shitter review status: lost (just like the ashes kek)
>yeah ill have a pooview thanks >denied? ok >i will now bowl a wide
Always thought that situations where the ball brushes the pads when it would have hit the bat anyway being technically out LBW to be silly
>>152841206>championrunner-up*
>All the blue balling over if it was foot or bat first for it to be outside impactLMAOOOOOOO
Really hate how they immediately stop the ball tracking as soon as it's a not-out. Want to see if it would've hit the stumps.>>152841182He's batted for 84 balls. That's like the 8th highest of the series.
>all these cunts go to £10,000 a term boarding schools>all egotistical retards????
Carse seems upset
>burning your last pooview on a nightwatchlad>didn't even pitch or hit in line
For me, it's number 2
GUYS TIME TO UNMUTE YOUR BROADCAST HEALY IS ON SOAK IT IN!
Zero reviews
Do you reckon McGrath is sick to death of the day? He says the same shit every year
>>152841237Middle one has a leaky arse
>>152841249Reckon his new wife is even more sick of it. Absolute humiliation ritual.
>>152841237Is 4 sagging?
>TNT coverage schizo'ing over the point of impact being the bat and not the foot on the ball trackingAmazing
>>152841249>>152841266Don't think he even remembers the first wife anymore desu.
>>152841237would rather not have curry on my bellend
Sister's at the game today & I'm not
>>152841290You don’t like curry?
>>152841249it's a job (grift) innitwould be heaven to swallow doing the same shit for only 3 days a year
>>152841301she get a new bf yet?
>>152841249Even if he was boo fucking hoo. It's one day of the year, fuck that, one morning. Probably has to organise some lunches in the lead up where he invites some breast cancer survivors to have a talk, get some good publicity and load up on good food and free piss all paid for by attendants. I'd love to have these "problems".
>>152841228They should do the ball-tracking first before they check for any bat involvement. Half the time they spend forever checking to see if there's an edge and then they go to ball-tracking which takes 0.5 seconds to show that it was pitching outside leg stump or something anyway.
>still have a 150 run lead>completely give up trying to take a wicketThis english squad is most mentally fragile team I have every seen
*marches on*
have england given up now?
Just had sex, lads
>>152841347pics?
>>152841347
>>152841336Is he the child rapist from Once Were Warriors?
>they're singing their little bootlicker anthem
Nesser bros.....
Goodnight, sweet nightwatchman neser
>>152841347oh yeah whats his name?
Good knock for a nightwatchman
>>152841347What was his name?
HIS NAME IS CARSE
good knock from Neser
Word around the ground is Stokes is readying up to bowl now that a new batsman is at the crease
>>152841330>Ball shows it's hitting the stumps>Umpire then needs to spend time trying to decide if there was a feathered edge as it's going to be out 100%Feel like that would cause a lot more pressure for the umpire.
I have really odd smelling body odour at the moment, it's not my usual scent
At the ground lads, covers coming on
>>152841357Wonder if she cooks him breakfast.
Steve Smith score a century?
Bec's Unhinged Peninsula Reviews
>>152841393been eating something strange? whenever i have frozen 4n20 pies my armpits smell like the mince
Yeah
What’s for lunch lads
>>152841393Most soap has fragrance in it. Give it a few hours and you'll stink again.
Potts is going to ton up soon.
kek did the photgrapher get heemed?
>>152841415Cheese and biscuits, perhaps some cabanossi on the side
whens the golfer coming out?
>>152841415pork
Carse foot getting sore isnt a good sign
am i misremembering or does the mcgrath foundation always reach their "target" at the final session of the final day of play, whether it is 3 days or 5almost as if the current donations and graphic are bullshit and they will just grift for the entire length of the test irrespective of how much was already raised
>>152841479grim
>>152841479cool it with the antisemitism mate
>Head has scored as many runs this innings as Smith has for the entire series
Now Indias team has good bowlers
>>152841479“British cuisine”
What should I jerk off to in the lunch break lads
>>152841494Happens with all these televised donation drives. A mystery donation or taxpayer money gets dumped in at the last half hour to get over any target.
>>152841479Fucking hell mate what is that
>>152841560have a glass of water instead lad
I'm literally only attracted to average women about 15-20 years older than I am.
>>152841591corrr that crackle looks gr9 m8
>>152841591corr now thats some propah crackling there
>>152841573i remember a recent match that might've finished in 3 days and they kept showing the graph with donations creeping up slowly and were maybe up to 40% or something and then the match ends and they're like we reached the target everybody, see you next summer
>>152841609oh hi mark
>>152841479I could literally destroy you with one hand, you little twink bitch
>>152841614They do this so you dont think the charity is dead
We will have a revi- oh wait.
Having a lot of chest pain right now
>>152841630then their financial statements are a lie
Smith doesn't look like he's going to score big. Damn shame.
I'm an alcoholic
has a woman ever looked at you like this?
>>152841479Bleak
>>152841660on the bundy again mate?
>>152841653dunno mate, he just did an autistic bat pointing at the bowler
Reckon they should stop interviewing player's wives. It's already a chore for them to be there to begin with.
>>152841662My wife most days, and some others when I was a bachelor
Travis head will divorce this woman at some point
>>152841653Washed up fraud
She's trying so hard not to say that they banged last night
>>152841415chicken fajitas
>White people showed bindians how to operate sewerage systems and they still can't do it
WHACK
What a way to bring up the century for Potts!
a 6 from potts to bring up his century very classy
What's even England's tests this summer?New Zealand and Pakistan or something fucking hell
>>152841719kek
YALLOP
this broke the queerlanders
>>152841675Only the Very Best for me mate
S I X
I sense a bright future for potts, a great up and coming batsmen
POTTS BRINGS UP HIS TON WITH A DLF MAXIMUM
Hopefully Potts will never play again.
>7 showing Potts' wagon wheelkek
Absolutely brutal.
>>152841728There's a reason why it's called Queensland lol
fucking hell these meme graphics are so fucking pointless and retarded
You now realise some /cric/ eng shitter was shilling for >potts all series that's the level of eng shitter cricket IQ no wonder they see convicts as cricket geniuses
if I got hit for 6 like that I'd probably start crying
>>152841765based government employee
>loosebuschange bowled a faster delivery than pottsKekkaroo
>>152841766yea he's not been good
LIECHTENSTEIN LIECHTENSTEIN
I'm 33 and pretty fit Could I play village C team cricket with no experience
onya Trav
Love Head
you could say potts is england's cameron green
>you now realise cricket Australia requested a road for the SCG so that the terrorist sympathiser could go out on a high to further the leftist agendaI'm tired boss
TRAVBALL
They should not worry about getting a wicket and concern themselves with the rotation of bowlsmen
>>152841782He's a fast strike bowler, obviously he's faster than some English shitter.
Mrs. Head can get it
>>152841789proper geezer and slag combo
>>152841794He won't anyway, don't worry about it.
How many beers you reckon Head will sink tonight?
>>152841789deano
100 for potts 50 for tongue match winning partnership
>>152841789state of those jeans and socks
quite an interesting shot regularly cutting bouncers aimed at the neck over 1st slip
>>152840605Ravi Shastri is based and he was a batindian.
poots nog award in tatters
>>152840743>only gets used for pakistan series
>>152841806none he will still be batting tomorrow
>Smoth taking a single to protect the opener>took singles to put the number 10 and 11 on strike in Melbourne
>>152841807
>>152841849filtered
>>152841728>queerslanderCunt queen is already a gay slur. Reduntant fuck.
But don't you remember guys. Usman is the people's champion guys. He's the people's champion. He dances while fielding and shit. Isn't he so likeable and relatable? What? You like Trav more? You find his low IQ Aussie bloke antics endearing? You like that he loves a beer? Fuck you racist scum, Australia has no place for you.
nice throw ben
>Trav outscoring Root
sitting on my virtual pink seat wearing my pink baggy cap proud to be from sydney
Ben "weeman" Duckett wins fielder of the series
morning lads for me it was them struggling to get neser of bbl fame out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSM25ijdDL4
>>152841876>love sloths me always gets me kek
>>152841034Declare? England still have an entire batting innings to come and Australia is still 115 runs behind. They are gonna bat all day tomorrow if they can.>misses stumps by a milelazy poms.
>>152841888these 2 fellas would have a cry if you yelled at them too loud
>>152841823Shastri is a horrendous 'tator
If Smith gets out he should declare.
>>152841932bit racist mate
records made in test matches that draw should not count
>>152841932no i want to see khawaja get a duck
5 dropped catch this innings
Reckon the english should try catching the ball
>Dropped againBit in this 'catches win matches' saying.
dropped the mashes
simply not interested in catching balls
bad lighting, can't see the ball, suspend play
pakistan tier
>simon kerrigan>mason crane>scott borthwick
aren't the fieldpersons meant to catch the ball on the full?
6 dropped catches this innings.
>>152841957kekbaz on the phone to kevin pieterson for fielding coach
>>152841921>t. Cucked by Shastri's middle stump
>Can't bat, can't bowl, can't catchDROPPED
Should I cop
I'm not really paying attention. I just assume Australia will win.
umpire murdered kek
Business idea: a fielding coach
>[deleted]Wh*tey subbies didn't like the black pepper nuketruth
THE GREAT TRAVIS HEAD
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
UMP DOWN
Dropped the Glenn McGraths Wifes Championship Cup.
My boomer dad is seething about the batsmen swinging in the over before lunch. How do I shut him up and tell him that it's just modern cricket
jacks saved ump's life
How come the English players don't say NICE GAZZA ONYA GAZ?
>>152841989wont be investing
>>152841984>3.5 inches>MicroFuck off. That's just slightly below average.
I need a poopeelian collapse like I need oxygen
anything less than 8 inches is micro
>>152842013do the 6 7 gesture warner taught us
jane mcgrath's tits day
The coward Joe Root scoring 160 runs from 242 ballsvsThe brave Travis Head scoring 162 runs from 160 balls
asussies making these bongshitters look very poorbased
>>152842033The brave (and handsome) Travis Head
Cam Green drank all of Trav's beers in the esky
>Alyssa isn't on the big breakthank fuck
>>152842039based travis murdering umpires
>>152842033Trvthnuk3
>>152842033A 100 SR is not test cricket
>>152841347Is your arsehole recovering nicely?
>>152842039Umpire was well clear of that before Jacks' attempt to """"catch"""" the ball sent it towards the umpire again.
>>152842039Phoar, he almost got Hughes'ied
the draw looms
>>152842059>convict put in his place by a Hindu /strongmind/An eternal tale
>>152842059Can't handle the bants.
>>152841876This meme feels like it could have been made yesterday but the mention of FIfa 17 makes it a decade old.
>>152842054Get off /cric/ and cook me lunch dad
>>152842073i dont get it
When is Glenn Mcgraths mistress day?
>>152841984>buried penis
>>152842073Is a cashie a bet?
Virgin Mark Waugh fucks hags, Chad Tugga fucks your daughter
it loomsit fucking looms
>>152842039>smith being a lazy cunt and wandering out of the crease, leaving him open to being run-out
Reckon they should call the "women's ashes" The Gashes haha
Nathon lyons abandoned fat wife day
>>152842097the draw? yes, the draw looms
>>152842106kek
im a hungry hungry hippo
>>152842068have a crack mate
>>152842076kek
>>152842109nah
>>152842120We're way too short here
>>152842120I cant bet against Starc-sama.. no matter what i do
>With an investigation being led in 2004 by the International Cricket Council into most of the world's international-class bowlers, Sarwan was found to be the only bowler tested who did not transgress the Laws of Cricket regarding the straightening of the arm during delivery.
>>152842127just gotta get through this week
>>152842136capitalise mate, locked in a 20 on an england victory and 50 on the draw
Why are Gayfl players on my cric
>>152842157Woah you just reminded me we are all going to be blessed with watching Nick Daicos play footy this year. What a treat!
why are the englel's body tape this weird grey camo shit
*house lights dim for no reason**taps mic*mic check...hello? halo? WHO said echo??and a one, and a two, and a three...to the tune cats in the cradle...alri...gimme liek a low G…fellasno...lower…yeah, that one.…that’s an A minor situation innit¿here we go..Cats in the Cradle..bazball cut..slow downstroke… pause…Potts and Stokes and Duckett and Root,Carse bangs short, Jamie stood at fine leg confused,Baz in the box like “nah that’s class,”47 all out but the vibes still pass.Little Ben said, “Dad I’m gonna bat like you,”Stokes said, “Son, just swing hard, don’t think it through,”....Root pads up again, it’s year fourteen,Still carrying blokes who’ve never seen red-ball seam....And the lads grew up with no forward defense,No leave outside off, no patience, no sense,And as the urn slipped quietly out of sight…England said, ‘...yh but the vibes were right.’!!!
hmm.
>>1528420876 months after (officially)6 months before (unoffocially)
>>152842157Alex Carey played aflAfl was created to keep cricketers fit in the off seasonEx captain of Australia also played top level afl and a lot of shield players come from afl like wade, warned played for the saints in his youthRugby league has that bloke who 'accidentally' did gay porn and the brave Ian Roberts, child murderer, paedophile ring enforcer, groomed of underage boys and openly homosexual Frankenstein. Dont get me started on rugby leagues affiliation with beastiality iver the years or hopoate and his penchant for fingering arseholes.afl is cricket mate, I know thats a hard pill to swallow but being a rugby league man swallowing shouldnt be too hard for you, just pretend youre in one of those weird scrums with your face up an islanders arse.cheers for reading mate, hope you learnt something
>>152842221Stfu AFL cuck
Don't you cramp me styleDon't you queer me pitchDon't you walk through my words'Cause you ain't heard me out yet
>>152842254simple reply from a simple mind
>>152842221You didn't have to do em like that
>>152842254Rugby is a town in England and an absolute shitholego back
The penis of the Zutt never weakens
just like a chocolate milkshake... only crunchy
MENTALLY ZUTTED BY POOING IN MY PANTS. CONVICTS BTFO. COW PISS DRINKING STRONGMIND.
already sick of this year bring on 2027 already
>>152842073kek
going to pray at the rat temple to strengthen my /hindu/ mind
What's for lunch??
Might go laze about in the pool with a beer and listen to the radio for the next session...
>>152842358chicken, lettuce, tomato and cheese sammich me
>>152842326honestly sick of le aussie summerreckon nz have the perfect weather looks nice and cool all the time, wouldnt want to live there though with the median tectonic line, the alpine fault and the san andreas fault showing major activity in the last 6 months, more than in its entire recorded history.maybe tassie would be alright
>chicken and tomato on a sandwich>chicken and cheese on a sandwich gnarly
Theres a small bit of dried grass in my pants chaffing against my leg and i cant find the little cunt
>>152842429fillings typically go in a sandwich mateno wonder you're confused
>>152842429terrible take one of your worst
Ham, cheese, and beetrootThe best sandwich you will ever have
>>152842454tomato and cheese have no place on a chicken sammy mate I dont know what else to tell you
Steve Smith looks done aye his reactions are shit now
>>152842358Just had 2 ham, cheese, lettuce and Mayo sandwiches. Didn't eat breakfast so was hungry and they are small slices of bread
>sandwichnpc pleb food
>>152842481Done with your shit. Kek. Gottem
Will Head score a double century?
>>152842495no hell get out cheaply so he can go get on the piss with isa
fuck up zach
>>152842468poo your preferred filling then mate?
Cause salt is the only seasoning you need
>>152842495No, but Steven May
>>152842495yes but steven wont
>>152842503>>152842504>18:15:13Basado
>>152842482not bad mate, mayos a bit gnarly with ham and cheese would have went with pickles myself but I suppose the beetroot adds a bit of tang and sweetness
Saltburn is kino
>>152842495History tells us no he won't. He will try to slog one for 6 just after lunch and get caught on the boundary.
>>152842512I actually had pickles in the fridge and forgot about them until after I was done.Will add tomorrow (if I remember)
>>152842495he played some stupid shots just before lunch reckon he's getting a bit sick of being in the middlewould like him to get there but he's been looking a little impatient
might call him steven smith because it makes me feel special
Should I make burgers or fry up some fish and veggies for lunch fellas>t. WA
I don't think this one cunt has ever had a sandwich before to be honest
Filling the crowd with pink so the English players cant see the ball in the air is diabolical
>>152842533>burgersFOY
>How'd you know I'm english
>>152842549mum found the piss welt
Business idea: /cric/ but only Kiwilanders
where's the fuckin newy
>>152842549>someone, somewhere has masturbated to this
GONE BANGOFF WITH YOUR HEAD
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152842572Aston Martin
no no no we CANNOT let our best player get out to the zoomer bros!!!!!!!!
Let Head get 200 c'mon
Goodnight sweet Trav ;_;
SEE YAA
Just did my proof of concept for my frozen ham, cheese & tomato toasties idea. Gonna drive down the cost and make it less annoying.He hit that first surely.
beat root by 2 runs NOG already achieved
kek pozzies love their poosman fartwaja
Time for Koala to get out for a duck
might switch it off now tbphwy
why the fuck would you review that if you didn't know you hit it lol
*boo's quite racistly*
>commentators starting on the ussmanwankshall be muting
>>152842618snicko is meant to be rigged for us
BOOOOOOOOOOO
Did khawaja's wife convert to Islam?
>>152842638still dresses whorishly, so probably not
business idea, there should be some kind of metal or wooden strip stuck into the pitch on the crease so batters don't need to ask the umpire where the stump is.
>>152842638she wasn't wearing any headgear when she was next to his mum so reckon nah. wonder about their kids but
let's threadmax, just this once
>>152842638yes unironically
wonder if uzzy's parents hate rachel and consider her a filthy white piggu slut
daughter looks like a jewish science experiment gone wrong
>>152842655Or you would think they would know its behind them lololol
We still in this thread?
>>152842660I like it
Literally Bethall.Ridiculous.
>>152842643>>152842657A simple google search would prove you guys wrong. Remember though, Australia is heckin racist to the poor Muslims who impose their culture on those around them.
I wonder how many in the team genuinely think uzzie's a cuntwould have to be at least half
I'll bake.
>>152842695This post would get you banned from Reddit.
wonder if rachel cheered when those blokes opened fire at bondi
Duck ruined >:(
>>152842694absolutely haram
smoth smiles sometimes when the bowler runs in
Wife: There's a smudge on the tellyHusband: Yep, Smith is batting
>>152842726>>152842726>>152842726>>152842726
>>152842695Reckon the team will finally be glad to be done with him
>>152842729LOL
