Ashes day 3.
reminder that england will lose this because they used 2 reviews on neser
YFI
YFO
be's in thread
>>152842740>>152842742
>english fielding
>>152842739Pretty hilarious thisBut I know that the umps will cave into more louder appeals by the english team and australia will get cucked by umpires call
>>152842748
>>152842759They're more likely to give Aus people of bat out, since they've got the reviews left.
>>152842756
full bush girl boss gr
Basically what I said m8Can you please never reply to me again if you are just gonna say the same thing i did in response
>>152842739>Getting buckbroken by a tailender who faced over 50 ballsMy king
>Smiths Hand status>FOUND
B O R I N GORING
bring back trav
If I was English, I would have the poshest accent imaginable.
bowling like a bet out of hell
>every pair of shorts nowadays is above the kneeswhat's a fat guy to do?
>>152842888lose weight you cunt
I am so incredibly attracted to Alyssa Healy
>>152842902
>>152842888nah zoomers still wear those long shorts
>>152842888wegovy
WE ARE THE ARMY*HONK*THE BENDER ARMY*HONK*WE ARE POOFTERS*HONK*AND WE ARE FAGS*HONK*WE ARE THE GAYEST*HONK*CRICKET SUPPORTERS*HONK*THE 'WORKS HAS EVER HAD*HONK*
CAM ON MUSLIMMAN SCORE SAM FAKIN RUNS
>last test match of the australian summer>barely 1/3 of the way into itdying sport.
when oozemann plays against paki stan does he leave the ball on his stumps?
>First Ashes wicket for Bethell. In walks Usman Khawaja, the retiring hero on his formative home groundThis match is in Islamabad?
getting his eye in 7 overs from the new ball at which point it starts over again. he's never scoring a run ever again
>>152842888bath robe
>>152842926Its the last Australian match of the Australian summer
>>152842929Ironically his best performances have been against the pakis kek
Crisp
>>152842953Well if they give the new ball to Potts again he will.
>>152842926Isn't Ireland coming out for 5 tests in Jan/Feb?
>>152842888zoomers wear jean shorts below the knee
Ima bowl some rippers rn fr fr no cap
>>152842970will be carse and tongue
>>152842926>>152842959Did the Australian summer used to have two countries come down for test series? That seems familiar.
>>152842982yet he outshags the entire general
If the UK bowlsman gets Khawaja out for less than 100 is it a hate crime?
Tongue and Arse are the successors of the great Broad and Anderson
>>152842998ODIs (remember them) wasn't it?
>>152842998reckon we'd have a test series and an odi series iirc
>>152843001Reckon smith should declare while he is on 3
Once upon a time, the Australian summer actually had one day matches
>>152843015Don't you mean my boy potts?
>>152843017There was the tri-series, but I also thought two test series.
>>152842926summer basically lasts until the end of march here in any case
>>152842998short form seriestest series short form series footy starts footy ends (dosn hip)short form seriesetc.
>>152843025It would still increase his average.
Can't wait for another season of gayfl and islanderball
mad how we're playing a 6th ashes test in march. IF england had managed a win here it could be an unofficial 3-3 draw
>>152843001Just another form of racism that the brave and heroic Khawaja has to face
>And he bowled a wide
Opinions on New Gabba?
>>152842926>next test is in fucking 7 monthsAbsolute STATE
>>152843070in the ashes final??
>>152843059Confiscate their passports and don't let them leave until they win 3 in a row.
>>152843074fine i guesswas this the one that had the giant walkway thing around it that looked like you were going to fall into it like a black hole?
>>152843077see >>152843059
>>152843090
>>152843074arent they moving it? wont be the gabba naymore
Neser-esque batting from Uzzie so far
Is Khawaja the teawatchman?
>>152843103Lame architectural crap, where's the hill?
>>152843121Is tea kosher for muslims?
Carey would have 15 by now
>>152843121Nah he's the twatman iykwim haha
>>152843133Only if Aisha's breastmilk is poured into it
>>152843133yes AI OverviewYes, pure tea (black, green, herbal) is naturally halal because it comes from plants, but additives, flavorings, processing aids, or cross-contamination with haram (forbidden) ingredients like alcohol or animal-derived emulsifiers can make it non-halal, requiring careful checking of labels or seeking Halal certification for complex teas like bubble tea. m8
Calling it "Brisvegas" unironically is cringe af
Do Aussies really say G'day or is it a meme?
>>152843080>They bringing urns and sandwiches onto the pitch. They think it's tea! It is now.
>>152843168more of a scarnon nation these days
>>152843168They do.
>>152843168yep but it ranges between forced and natural depending who's saying it
>>152843074will ashcroft?
>>152843168when I do it it's natural. When literally everyone else does it it's forced
>Australia end up declaring 4 or 5 down>Green and Webster don't get a batThis was meant to be a big comparison game.
>>152843168more a 'doin doin lad' me
Ooh ah glen mcgrathScam the victims of cancer
jacks is only 185cm? looks way taller, got that lanky build like me
bit too much pink
>>152843168We mostly yell oi mate at each other
really want usman to get out here
Fat people disgust me.
Just heard a tradie working on the house next to me ask if Khawaja was out yet. Someone else said nah. Tradie 1 said it was only a matter of time.
ALERT! ALERT! ALYSSA HEALY IS ALLERGIC TO PRAWNS ALERT! PLEASE KEEP THIS IN MIND FOR FUTURE CRICKET MATCHES, IT IS EXTREMELY PERTINENT ALERT!
poms just look so dejected
Halal eaters disgust meBased brooks
why are aussie women all horrifying hags?is it skin damage from the sun?
Why even select bowlers. Just a solid 11 pure batsmen and play for the draw
feel lahk ah mahght jus wach the ball roon on bah lads
Why even play cricket? Bit pointless really
look, a pizza
No, Glenn, Noooo
wicket looms
waugh is so critical of any opposition
>>152843230yes
>>152843248he was euthanising poor breast cancer-affected elephants
>>152843168If it takes longer than 0.2 seconds to say then it's fake as fuck.
>>152843251Green and yellow blooded Aussie
I open the batting for the cricket side I play for and I never mark centre. I've never understood it. I can see it. I know where it is. The umpire always shouts down, "you want centre?" and I say "no thanks" and he looks at me like i'm some sort of retard. Happens every single weekend.
is tennis a game or a sport?
>>152843251so's hayden. gets himself in a tizzy anytime he's been in the box for more than 15 minutes
Gay day to you, sir!
>>152843261*gold (it's not gold actually though it's piss yellow)
>>152843260gday isnt even one syllable when said properly
tennis more like pennis
>>152843168I unironically and naturally say it all the time. Had some young seppo lady walking her kid to the beach say it to me on the weekend as we walked past each other and it was a bit cringey desu. I did appreciate her trying to fit in though.
I love celebrities reminding me not to be racist, I always seem to forgot
>*leaves a ball on off stump because he doesn't know where his stumps are*
>>152843230Yeah. There's a reason hsgf is a bit of a meme here. By 25 women have cooked their skin.They might apply sun protection to the face, but the neck and especially the chest, are less likely.
has women's sexual market value plateaued or will it keep increasing?
we should meet up and kiss and fuck each other
There Will Be Cricket
>>152843251To be fair, he shits on the Australian team in equal fashion. Absolutely spergs out when he sees a field he doesn't like
>>152843305i've only been bowled leaving the ball once in my careerguy was bowling huge outswingers and then he magically bowled a huge inswinger that cleaned me up. He said after the game he didn't mean to bowl an inswinger and he doesn't know how. Was just a fluke.
This, the gay market place is where it's at
i googled "australian woman" on google and this came up
>>152843336He's just a whiny cunt tbqh, I don't enjoy listening to him at all
>>152843332I told you I would beat you England
>>152843074a heavenly shining toilet bowl
>i googled on google
>pitch has 1 (one) cm of grass>NOOO YAMERO GROUNDSMAN-SAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS IS TERRIBLE AHHH>next pitch is a boring dead piece of shit>wow cricket is saved, no this definitely wasn't about the shekels so stop askingtest cricket can't die soon enough
>>152843346that's boland's mum
>Gave Potts the new ball again
i exclusively goon with bing videos
>>152843337What about knocking off because you thought a ball was gonna hit the stumps when it was more likely to miss?
nooooooooooooooo stokes must take le heckin new ball nooooooooooo not pots noooooooooo
>10mm spicy, 5mm deadjust shows 7 is the perfect length. don't fix what ain't broke
Potts finna boutta get carted round the groundhe hasn't looked like taking a wicket all match what the fuck is this decision making
>>152843379bing has definitely a more coomer friendly search engineGoogle is very puritan nowadays
Whining Muslim cunt using his likely last innings as a tribute to all of his boring knocks
Potts seems like he's improving
>>152843392he looks more like getting muslimman tbqh. he's struggling out there
>>152843406In fairness you look a lot worse bowling to Travis Head.
>>152843230yes, women are obsessed with tanning themselves to make them look brown by their early 20s but then they look depraved by 30
i googled "british woman" on google and this came up
reckon a nick wont carry here
Great shot from the Pakistani lad
tan lines look so hot on girls
>>152843371i like tests but CA are clearly interfering with some shit
>>152843421post an example of a typical aussie hag in her late twentiesand you can't say this >>152843346
Why would you give the new ball to the guy who's already 0-100 though? It's a fair point.
>>152843422probably cooks a mean jollof thoughwould
Travis Head averages 55 at home and 31 awayAustralia have found their new David Warner
>>152843444>>152843346
>>152843260I think I can pronounce that based on this description and if I've got it right that doesn't even have a G in it, it's more like a guttural gd'ay
>>152843435corrrrr
Based
>>152843445only way he's going to bring his economy down
>>152843422And here I was thinking they couldn’t get any uglier
>>152843445It's a lack of flexibility on the part of the captain.
they'd be taking the lead by now if trav were still there
OUR BOWLERS ARE SO FUCKING SHIT CRAZY BAD
>>152843310Plateaued, they're losing out to gooning now
>>152843251Good
are you guys happy now that we are getting some real test cricket?
Smyth
Onya Steve
>c. Arse
>>152843346Googled "bunnings gf" and this came up.
time for a nana nap methinks
>>152843514hey thats MY bipolar e-girl bunnings gf, cunt
smudge should get a 25% cheat tax. every fourth run doesn't count
>>152843514could imagine her on that couchyou know the one
>>152843514it's an oddly captivating webm
>>152843514why don't my local bunnings workers look like this
>>152843524>he didn't roll down the eyes the moment the lunch break started
>>152843514question for my mate: does tributing catch you a 3dayer on /sp/?
Kino
>>152843563>no dickmeh
For me, it's Ricky Paintings 2003 CWC final innings.Do yourself a treat and watch it if you haven't seen it. Absolute beast mode hitting.
>>152843563bet those feel like bags of sand
>>152843563Would
>>152843573i wish social media didn't exist
no bushno thanks
>>152843563is that your missus???
>>152843581god i hate phoneposting
Reminder that we used to have commentary like this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT3NkLzk7aU
>>152843573She hasn't seen me yet
>>152843563Brazillian-esque tanlinesyum
>>152843606Sorry lad, you've got me. On the couch watching the crickie
yeah nice one uzzy what a knock really gonna miss you mate
GONE GOTTEMSEEYA LATER
nice one ussman you fucker
GONE GOTTEM NOW FUCK OFF FOR GOOD
A bit racist from england
>Khawaja blowing a review because it's his last testSELFISH TO THE VERY END
RACIST
Have Aussies grown tanner with generation or is evolution fake?
yeah burn a plumb review on the way out you selfish cunt
yeah waste a review as well as everyone's time
POOVIEW
>>152843614>ynr nathan hauritz
USELESSSMAN
and he wastes a review fucks sake
looks pretty plum uzzie you cunt
Racist DRS.What a fitting send off for the most self absorbed player in recent times.
Carse you fucking legend my son.
Clap that loser off kek
bit of a lazy review, wasnt it?
I'll have a review, thanks.
a standing ovation for 17 fucking runs lmao
A white man did this
legside
>>152843695They'll win by an innings and 17 runs.
>standing ovation>17 (49)do Shitneysiders really?
>>15284369517 mortal blows to racism
usman firing up the race card as we speak
>make 14 >burn a pooview>dont even acknowledge the crowd in your way off the ground reckon his mizzos getting beheaded tonight
>>152843725as he said in that hour long presser, hes now "unleashed"
What a review
potts nearly took a wicket
>>152843563>Small areola>Big nails
take an inch off your height and add it to your cock or take an inch off your cock and add it to your height?
Reckon he should’ve just hit racism for 6
smith you fucking sperg
Is he joining the greens or labour test side after this?
smith's so autistic it's unbelievable
>>152843563Corrr
the digits mason
bros my skin feels so nice after ~two weeks of daily moisturising
>Advertisement for Melbourne in SydneyI have had just about enough of this "Australia"
>>152843748>Baby dick that will get used a lot (because tall)>Thundercock that will never get used (because short)Women will put up with a smaller dick if you're a tall chad she can show off to other women.
>>152843748I'm currently 6'2" and 6.5" so I'd probably add an inch to the peen and be 6'1" and 7.5".
>ynr usman khawaja
>>1528437486'7" with a 5 inch cock sounds good to me
>>152843819Also, you get kicked out of strip clubs if you're too big
>>152843655in modern times pale people live longer in all climates there's zero evolutionary benefit to being dark
>>152843748no woman has ever knocked back a bloke for having a small dick or being uncircumcisedthey're just mythsonce you're in, you're in
I'll say sorry but I'm not taking off my glasses.
I would like an extra inch of width
>britpak baiting cockposting to cockblock pure Aussie racistposting
bit intolerant of carey to be making the batting look this easy
>>152843833>>152843844>6'2" and 6.5">6'6" with a 6 inch (corrected)They look tiny on the body, yeah?
I would like to request a /cric/ review of this pitch please
>>152843644It really do be like that.
>>152843893im 6'8 with a 4" mate
>>152843908spicy as fuck my mouth is on fire
its pretty crazy that ALL of our cocks are 6 inches...what are the odds!
how did khawaja get memory holed so quickly
>>152843893Nah, I get concern about it looking too big from women at 6'5" 6"
>>152843925put together?
Who's khawaja?
>>152843927Who?
khawaja? i barely know her!
i'm 6'1" and my cock is only 5" and my girth is atrocious
>>152843925I'd imagine that 6 inches is the true average once you remove the micro penis' from the data.
>>152843871mate if you're less than 6 inches it's impossible for you to ever be inlike physically impossible to go in and out
>>152843933Honestly, completely unbiased bc I know some fkn HOGS exist and mine ain't one, but based on the reactions I get from my sample size, I think true real average has gotta be something like 4-4.5", even if net claims 5.5"
>>152843893Yes
Crawley is a tall cunt. Why can't he bowl?
>>152843961that's fucking brutalwould kms
>>152844000Thank god, I was a little worried
don't like the new cockmick
I wonder how many English supporters are getting skin cancer today
>>152844000LOL noit's more like 7 inches average
>>152844023I know right!stop it guys! youre making me imagine all of your cocks!
How do you actually know when you have skin cancer? could you have it for years without even realising?
>125km/h
Kekiramus at people thinking Khawaja will be memory-holed.Cunt will be in every commentary box to fill the brown person quota and will never miss an opportunity to wail about racism wherever possible. Strap in, we're just getting started
>>152844023i started it :)
This is career ending for Potts.
>>152844000>I think true real average has gotta be something like 4-4.5"Lots of Indians and Koreans bringing the average down.
potts approaches double century on ashes debut
>>152844060Bet you have a pea sized lump in your nutsack and joke about having a 3rd ball. Oblivious
potts just needs more time
Potts is that close to a wicket
oh fug the poolapse
>>152844049Bruh mine is 6", maybe 6.5" if I was gonna cope jam the ruler into a Dr. Evil freshly shorn scrote and I straight up don't fit into like 1 in 4 women, so that's just not plausible
Declare now you cowards
Fuck my chungus life
T O N G U E
>>152844142My mate found a lump and he offered to check mine out so he gave me a quick little examination- i am all good down there
Can you stop talking about cocks
Leg gully is such a cheap wicket. That shot is automatic and you need to play it else it's LBW.
interesting how catching the ball helps the english team
Unironically how is Carey meant to play that? What's a counter to a leg slip when a ball is full on leg stump?
>Green batting
Cameron Green will save us, he's an all rounder!
>green Literal walking wicket
Green is 26 wtf. I thought he was like 22 max.
seeing a lot of dick length claims but not much proof fellas
>>152844030>Jane McGrath day>Get cancerPottery
>>152844183>maybe 6.5" if I was gonna cope jam the ruler into a Dr. Evil freshly shorn scroteYou're literally meant to jam the ruler into the flesh/fat to reach the bone.The measurement is for how long the penis is, not how fat the person is.>Penis is 8">4" at 250kg>7.8" at 50kgSize of the penis never changed, just how much is visible.
>>152844267he's the same age as brook with a similar amount of test matches and inningsbrook has twice as many runs though
>>152844311Im sure the misso appreciates all your hidden dick mate :)
>no guard of honour for UsmanWow, Brexit Britain is disgusting
how is it possible for Potts to bowl so badly with no pace? shouldn't you have one or the other
Is it game on here?
why does this retard keep screaming fuck when he bowls
NICKDAICOS
Australia don't play any more tests after this for 8 months??? They just said that on comms.
>>152844378King
>>152844311>7" is averaget. bone pressed copium hufferDraw your own conclusions
>>152844348Lots of potential :^)But that is how it's properly measured. Bone pressed.
green 10 (40)webster 112*(95)kino incoming
>>152844379Sounds right. I think next is Bangladesh at home, then South Africa away.
>>152844379Wouldn't be heckin appropriate to interrupt the players IPL time
>>152844405isnt bangladesh in august or smth?
>>152844379then we have the most packed test schedule in wtc history
The lunch.
>>152844416the wtc hasn't hosted any tests for almost 25 years champ
>>152844426Post BMI
Lads let's get some virtual seats and all sit next to each other lol
>>152844435Idk what that is, but I'm 136kg and South Sea Islander
did she go to a rugby game
didnt even notice lyon wasnt playinghas he thrown his toys in a presser yet?
>>152844426fuck is a mykonos mojito? ouzo instead of white rum?
>>152844426I'm guessing a you have a solid 4.5"
>>152844414Wikipedia says it is.
Prefer the 2 day tests tbeh
>>152844426Where's the tip?>>152844453How tall?
greens face looks like it's been ai swapped on my shitty stream
Travis head has a big fat gut
Misso has a tight vag and I have a girthy cock, sex is too painful for her most of the time. Would be nice if I had a smaller penis.
>>152844458
>>152844484>girthy cockWhat's the girth measurement?
>painful for herpart of the enjoyment innit
this is why they didn't bowl a spinnerfucking retards this is flat as fuck it's gonna be a drawscg slopfest
>>152844484Based 6.3" lad
>Asking about the size of another mans penisBit gay m8
You guys love discussing cocks but we talk about anime
>>152844473200cm. I am fat. But I play a bit of Aussie rules recreationally and go alright for one quarter, so I think I'm fine
>>152844484Well then fuck her arsehole
>>152844522New frieren season soon pog
>>152844545this looks like wakfu/dofus
>>152844517>Not wanting to know how you measure upAlways thought I was a pin dick until trying condoms.
Carse induced melty
>>152844486>Cuban liquor>call it a Greek nameBaffling decision this
>>152844545Frieren and jjk we finna eat good
>>152844541Been getting her comfortable with eating her ass, shall be escelating things when I feel the time is right
End of day 3 and the first innings isn't even done. These shitty roads where batsman can statpad to a draw are fucking lame. MCG pitch was awesome.
>>152844533200cmBMI: 34 (Obese - Class I)Kinda breaks down at taller humans, but yeah.
is there a single recorded case of a real professional cricketer watching anime?
>>152844486>>152844565the absolute state of this heresy
>>152844582Test cricket should evolve that a batting average of 25 is equivalent to averaging 50
>>152844517it's not at all gayit would be gay to ask to suck itfucking poofta
>>152844592Marnus surely
>>152844616hes christian
>>152844592the SA team is sponsored by crunchyroll
Bed time for me. See y'all tomorrow.
>>152844662short nap mate, bbl starts in under 4 hours
Pretty funny that konstas instagram is still constantly spammed by seething Indians
Work in a hospital, shall be providing poor care to the next patient with cancer I get out of spite because the endless shilling has annoyed me today
>>152844679Surely not?
>>152844582>be Englel>get the Aussies out>behind by a few hundred runs>how long do you bat for>how long do you need to knock Australia over>do you give up and stat pad (non-baz style)>its a trap either wayTest cricket aye
Think /cric/ might be the tallest general. Lots of big lads here.
>>152844706im 5'10
>>152844700Realistically:>Collapse>Lose
>>152844719A tale as old as time
>>152844690Yeah, besides his last couple posts about cancer they’re still just spamming garbage, pretty funny
>>152844718t. specialist batsman
>>152844706for you
>>152844729Kek based sheep
>>152844729Lgm
>>152844729Jeremy Cameron?
>>152844592This guy 100%
>>152844734was told to switch to batting when I was a 13 year old fast bowler by some state coach :(and yeah ended up being an opening batsman
>>152844760Forgot pic
Why is the commentary shilling green so much
>>152844729Not tru bitch bastarf they paki scum all INDIA lov sammy
>>152844753>>152844751That’s me mate
>>152844786How's the arm healing?
>>152844729>don't play the cricket bitch you should leave the cricketNew sledge for the season
my yardstick for greens success is if he outscores khawaja
>>152844800She’s getting better, nearly healed
>>152844751you look like channing tatum
Smith looks like a tailender at times
Ahh, the stokes special, bowl short if the batsmen scores any runs. Suspect his IQ is less than his batting average
L E V E LEVEL
I wanna fuck a woman up the arse
SCORESARELEVELnvm
WOLLOP
It's coming home
3pm: /cric/ goes quiet as all the doorhangers drive home from their hard day standing around on their phones
>>152844875Just enthralled by the captivating scenes unfolding at the SCG lad
>>1528448756pm: /cric/ turns to shit as all the citycunt email senders get home from their hard day thumbing laptops
>>152844857men have cleaner arses imowomen can only wipe one way (so they don't get shit in their vag)us gents can polish that thangthat was my Ted Talk
7:15pm: /cric/ transcends into the best genny on the board as the first ball of the BBL is bowled
>>152844875I usually finish at 2:30 actually
>>152844875kek, close. I'm a concreter. I'm also the 136kg South Sea Islander who posted my lunch order earlier. I knew from a young age I'm not smart enough to go to university. So why waste my time and a tax payer funded HECS place on me, instead of someone who deserves the spot. I'm pretty happy doing what I do. Concreting during the week, footy on weekends.
Unemployed myself
england would have done better this series if they didnt have so many kiwis in their leadership
>>152844875Sir, I am a laptop thumber
>>152844887I never stop posting matethe glories of wfh
>>152844901>fob>concreter MANY such cases
England would have done better this series if the could bat, bowl, field and otherwise perform on the cricket field.
>>152844812G R E E N
*bangs hammer*
>>152844901how often do you beat the misso mate?
concreatures have an easy life, rock up for a few hours make a mess of my doors then fuck off home before lunch
>>152844895this but i usually finish in 2:30 iykwim haha
>>152844915I was born here, but yeah most my cuzzies are concreting, tiling or scaffolding kek. I got one second cousin who went to uni to become an accountant. Good on her
>>152844918Good analysis, could be a commentator easy
Waiting for Green to get out doing something stupid which breaks Smiths concentration which causes a collapse
>>152844931nah good on ya lad. i wish id have gone the tradie route
>>152844931>heris she hot
>>152844926Only had to do it once, and now she knows what's expected of her, so never had to do it again so far haha. The boys though, omg, deck those little cunts at least a couple times a week and they STILL play up
All the time in the world to denounce racism, but very little tolerance from the commentators for Smith's autism. Not very progressive, that.
Australia need to be bald and declare here
Choccy status?
im too retarded to do office jobs or tradeswhat do i do?
>>152844932Thanks mate, its actually me, Justin Langer, glad you could recognise my obvious talent. I hope Usman Khawaja dies.
>cricket nearly over pooicidal ideation looms
How many of you got bullied by Cam Green in school
>>152844958One of those big moro bars some places sell.
>>152844967I don't wanna discuss this right now
>>152844967I did, but then I started do the bugs bunny defence.
>>152844961it's management for you lad
>>152844968you ever had a deep fried moro?
>>152844968i reckon they don't have any moro them in stock iykwim haha
>>152844949ThisDefeating racism is as easy as hitting it for sixAutism awarness and acceptance though is a hard fight and these commentators should be hanged for making fun of Smith
>>152844968Cadbury fucking hates money the way they hide these
yeah lets all just stand around for a while doing nothing
>>152844976I will now.
Lmao play stopped for an obaasan getting her choc tops
>>152844961you're never too retarded for the trades trust me
>>152844891>He wipes his arse from back to front>Smears any excess on his taint/sackBut why?
Gotta say, Head has been pretty devilish this series
how many ice creams you need you dumb old cunt
England already playing for the draw.
Based Smithy making the commentators seethe
Hahahahaha
HE SAID ARSE ON TV !!!!
Kek why does he just fall over
If england players werent pussies they'd call smith a fucking cunt and tell him to quit complaining and watch the fucking bowler not people in the crowd, then they'd bounce the fuck out of the cunt and try and hit him
>>152844996Everything, and nothing.
Would let her give me a choc top iykwim haha
Smith autism hitting incredible heights
this is goldglad isa is in the box for it
>>152844978lol
If Smudge wasn't good at cricket he'd be posting here while wanking to filthy cartoon porn on his second monitor
>>152845008He ducks and then the balls moves more than he thought so he still needs to move to avoid it.
>>152845020So you are saying that im basically steve smith except I'm not good at cricket?
Can someone screenshot him trying to suck his own dick
>>152845020Nah, he doesn't have enough degenerate in him, I reckon he's a 'ride the Metro trains for 8 hours straight and write down the station routes and times' operator
Marnus should get a megaphone and be the teams dedicated run caller.
>>152845033Yes sweetie
>>152844991I wipe multi directional so not pushing shit into my sphincter foldsyou don't have shit lodged in your sphincter folds do you anon?
>>152844985that's the essence of cricket
Head with the devils average
Business idea: get a bigger megaphone and give bad advise to the players
Does anyone know who sings that version of help me get my feet back on the ground?
>>152845037Love a productive tard
>>152844985you can go home matethe doorhanger workday is over
P I EC H U C K E R
>>152845060no but steven aid iykwim haha
How many Thai prozzies was Warnie fucking when he carked it
does smudge get more or less autistic as his innings develops
>>152844804Me to Harry Brook
STEVE SMITH SMACKS SLOGGING SIX
>>152845038i send mine telepathicallyif my batting partner doesn't hear it, it's his imperfection
>>152845020I'm playing fire emblem atm actually
Jacob Bethell is one of many white Barbadians
>>1528450692 ladyboys for sure
>>152845082based FEF addict
that big fucking dirt stain on the back of smoth lmao
2027 Ashes?HeadKellawayLabuschagne SmudgeConnollyGreenCareyStarcCumminsRocchicioliVidler
Vidler?
bradman only had an 89.8 average in the ashes. what a statpadding fraud
whose winning the cunting cricket
I remember when Steve Smith first came in the ODI team and I though I don't like the looks of this goofy cunt he wont last long haha
>>152845100He's definitely tried to suck his own willy before
>>152845102This, most of his runs were against Zimbabwe and Afghanistan.
>>152845097who the fuck is vidler
>>152845100Bro is just vibing out there
>>152845111who amongst us has not
>>152845100kek what an endearing fuckwit
>>152845060this? https://youtu.be/8W4OJWD7sIk
>England slowing the game down so opposition dont have as much time to score>on their second warning for being slow between overscant wait for those extra 5 runs
>>152844961open the batting with head
>>152845097Where's Mitch marsh
>>152845097Add Patterson, hes quality and the next Cummins
>>152845100>that smile at the endhe just loves the game
>>152845115next CumGOD cazzie
>>152845127>Batting average: 144.00
>>152845125
Who are your favourite non Aussie comms? Big fan of the Windies ones me
>>152845135im talking about oli patterson
>>152845131Another leftie green warrior?
>>152845138Isha, living proof I don't hate women commentators I just hate shit ones
>>152845150Yeah most of the women comms are shit
>>152845138Ian SmithMark RichardsonStuart BroadMichael VaughanIsha Guha
Steve Smith now only trails the great Sir Donald Bradman as leading run scorer in the Ashes.
>>152845138Vaughan seems pretty good
>>152845149dont give a fuck about what he does outside of cricket thas for women and news media to worry about. blokes a legend
New Zealand used to have a good commentary team but now they're absolutely awful
Might send a ute to do a Hilux job
I hate my twin and I'm happy Warnie is dead
>>152845138Wasim Akram has been really good on the couple stints I've heard of him
asian tradies mog all other ethnic tradie group
>>152845168>>152845168>>152845168>>152845168
>>152845155good list
>>152845089Got a really good Leo this run
>>152843748>8.5" at 5'10.5" or>6.5" at 6'0.5recon i'm not playing
>>152842976x
>>152844479wish i was only that fat
