Day 3Aus 6/413 lead Eng 384Draw looms
fuckin hell jacks is a spastic
Isa Guha's IRL pink seat
thanks for making the new thread you fucking flaming faggot
>>152845181ease up turbo
Green now only showing up so Webster doesnt take his spot
not sure smoth will make it to the next ashesseems like the kind of player who will retire suddenly after losing his hands againhead, carey and marnus if he can maintain form have half a decade but the rest will be shuffling out
hit a 6 when it doesnt matter anymore champion
pierced nipples bogan gf
>>152845168/cric/bros, is Green actually about to do something?
Bradman would have just let that one go through the boring cunt
graeme swann really been irritating me in the comms lads
>>152845197Well said
>>152845190whether you like it or not, im gonna send you my jrpg to play when it goes into alpha
Given how Starc has basically had the command of the bowling attack all to himself through the series and his numbers this series still don't look great comparatively to what Johnson did in 2013/14 makes me think I could live to 100 and I'll never see a better Ashes bowling performance than Johnson in that series.
>>152845200>1 wicket and a 50 when you're halfway out the doorthe watson method
>>152845202has he been doing accents again?
>>152845214christ that sounds worse than Healy
>>152844558I bought condoms for the first time a few months ago and they're all tight as fuck, even the supposed large ones. I'm not huge either, only a bit over 6in, but they actually make my dick smaller due to reducing the blood flow
Now when you hear Bondi all you can think of is muzzies shooting up a bunch of jews
it's a new thread mate no more cock talk
>>152845204its not a jrpgits australian weeb jrpg rpg maker poor mans copy to add to the other 50,000 jrpg copy sloppas shitting up steam make something different, your game is shit and you will never be japanese
>>152845218you can get large condoms lad but even then they usually only go to 60mm width
>>152845214Not that poster but he's just talking rubbish, TNT could be paying him minimum wage and still be getting thieved.
>>152845218mate condoms are all sized inaccurately so dudes feel amazing for buying the "giga large" size
>>152845225ausfag hours chud
Hung like a tin of tuna and it smells like it too
>>152845226i-its different okay!
chode is a funny word
>>152845227Yeah, not enough list the actual sizes on the box either annoyingly>>152845229I'm aware, just makes it annoying trying to get something that actually fitsI guess I can just go for some giga massive size next time I see it since that might in reality only be for a bit above average
>>152845235They think its hilarious to pretend to be gay. Thats homophobic.
Bethel looks like a real rockstar
>>152845205yeah, you think about how significant a bowler getting 5 wickets in an innings or even rarer 10 wickets in a match is for their career stats and then johnson averaged 7/8 wickets per test for a 5 test seriesit's elite and starc needed to maintain that for the whole series to come close
>>152845253Big chains saar
>>152845252>pretend
>>152845226what about e33
Don't you walk through my wordsYou got to show some respectDon't you walk through my words'Cause you ain't heard me out yet
>>152845205bumrah does it most series
post the pic of zampa in that gay outfit
>>152845270a bit overrated imohate the visual design of the overworldcombat is just a rhythm game
playing dead island 2
>>152845274
>>152845281good jrpg clone tho innit
>>152845288KEK i forgot about the doorknob
>>152845288what's the doorknob on the waist for
Reckon I could outscore Khawaja; easily
>>152845288unconventional fleshlight
>>152845259Johnson's lower average on the fairer pitches too is another thing. Any potential difference in batting attacks doesn't make up for it.>>152845272>bumrah>AshesNice reading comprehension Ajit, back to work, someone's slop is getting cold.
>>152845296It was the style at the time
>>152845296it was the style at the time
>>152845296roleplaying as a doorhanger
>>152845288
If Smith knocked over his wicket when rolling on the ground, he would've been out.
>>152845296he just thinks you can walk into any door if you have a doorknob handy
>>152845288unironically what is the thing on his belt
>>152845313kek
reckon singing the barmy army's songs out of time and off key when they try to sing would stir them right up
>>152845319i wonder what the ratio of men to women who get those many stupid small tattoos is feels like more women get them but i could be wrong
>>152845332its a fingerbox
>>152845333Checked
>>152845332a doorknob, it was the style at the time
shant be giving you the reply you want
>>152845337trvke: all tattoos are stupid tattoos
>>152845348
rugba league coach in the box lads
Anyone else think Duckett will redeem himself and post a monster innings tomorrow?
>>152845348I only ever say i like peoples tattoos because its the correct social move to makeI dislike them all
>>152845354you'll never catch me thinking about a manlet in my spare time
Soon...
>>152845354hmmmm no
>>152845356I always say "oh wow, bet you feel stupid for getting that now"
Why did he >>152845332 get 2 (You)s and I >>152845312 got none? Explain why...
>>152845296that's probably his coffee grounds
>>152845356I went through a phase of saying tattoos are linked to racism and gave a bunch of dubious examples of slavery and aryan prison gangs, a lot of people caved, only a few told me to fuck off
>>152845365Fuck I quoted the wrong post, I meant this one >>152845312. Made an absolute idiot of myself fucking hell
>>152845354will they ever learn?
You’re just not what we’re looking for mate, but we wish you all the best moving forward
Favorite Uzzie moment?
alright theyre milking the Smudge autism a bit too much nowin doses people, doses!
>absolute throwdownFucking hell kek, that autism is coming right in
>>152845360are you the lad that was posting in /mlb/ with me last year?
>bethell trying to sledge Smithlmao
>>152845373put the phone away, usman
look at him fuckin prick, I hope he gets raped by a pack of feral roody-poos
>>152845379still to come
>Le score when there's no pressure on man
>>152845360>flatbrimBased 27 year old divorced dad with three kids
Will Smith?
>>152845348pussy
nice shot fuckhead
>>152845393*proves you wrong*
won't green
>>152845384nah that was meI dont own any merch, still havent decided on what team im supportingleaning red sox tbqh
>>152845395No but Chris Rock
seething brook's average is nearly 40 for the seriesneeds a duck playing a retard shot in the 2nd innings
Its over
How do people even get jetlagged? You're literally just sitting down lol
holy fuck knew that was comingwhat stupid shit shot wast that?fuck me can they kill Green already
>>152845393>le scoreHOWEVER
>>152845365>>152845375the yank must have quoted the wrong posthave 2 (you)''s
should've scored at least double what he got, green you berk
>>152845406>Its over>When Green managed 37Nah going pretty well
/cric/eteer's curse
Rather have Green than Usman desu
>Green on track to get a solid score and secure his spot>throws away his wicket yet again
Why does he always do the hard work to then throw it away
Might be worse than the Jamie Smith dismissal
I compliment the hot brazillian girl's tattoos at the office cause then she shows me pics of her back tatts and I get to see her huge naked bunda
>>152845411Thanks mate
Its BBW (Big Beau Webster) time babyTassie rise up
>>152845343bro why do kiwis look like that, is it maori genes that give em eyes like that?
Webster ton to banish green to Sheffield shield
>>152845421Zoomer mentality
>>152845421he is a literal mental midget in that regardst20 brain rot has truly ended him
>>152845433Sounds like the modern indian cricket team
>>152845402Boston's a good choice I reckon ladneed to get myself a cap soon I reckon
if this test doesnt end in a draw ill do a zachy cum tribute
>>152845430begging for thiswould even sell my soul to ensure this
If Michael Neser had Cameron Green PR he would’ve played 100 tests
stokes is such a performative faggot
Big Buckets would've won Australia the Melbourne test
>>152845439seen and remembered
>>152845429yea that's definitely a part Maori lad
>green has potential>green has talent!>green is a potential future captain!!!Sure, and I'm the future ruler of planet earth.
You can only get the cinema experience of Avatar for a limited time only, just saying, you don't wanna have any regrets.
Coward bowling from England here
Why can't we have a proper young all-rounder like Jack Edwards
bethell is slop
>>152845442don't think he built the batting side of his game until halfway through his career
Embrace the Mid™
seeing a film at the cinemas does not make it better
Bethel looks like a lesbian.
Bumrah would have 5 wickets hereEven 7 is possible
>>152845447Anglo-Saxon nepotism
Why does Hussey have the voice of a jockey
>>152845465meth mostly
Australia should declare now.
>>152845438when are your mets going to fill the holes that alonso, diaz, nimmo and mcneil have left?
>>152845447all-rounder privilege m8a lot of the same stuff was said about konstas but he is in the bin until he scores a dozen shield cennos
How the fuck did cARSe get 3 wickets, Potts deserved at least one. Feels bad
You guys really prefer these boring flat wickets?
hey lads>poottslol
Green bowls 130's Webster bowls 120'sGreen is youngerThey want Green because of these two things
>>152845360I hope you don't wear this outside, people will think you are one of those MAGA retards.
>>152845446good to know, adding this to my racial physiognomy codex
>>152845482I'm pretty sure I can bowl fater than 120
>>152845483I'll be wearing it once, indoors, at a party where I'm dressed as Fred Durst from the Rollin' era, then it's off to Vinnies.
>>152845482green has just spent a long stint at 4 as a specialist bat and bowled maybe 4 overs a test match
>>152845473I've not even wanted to go on /mlb/ cause losing Pete and Edwin really fucked me offdunno what Stearns is planning, but it doesn't bode well for this seasonnot hanging on to two lifetime Mets in Pete and Nimmo seems like a very short sighted decision
S M O T HMOTHC H O C C YHOCCYS E C U R E DECURED
Onya Smithy
CHOCCY BROS WE FUCKING DID IT
did smith?
for me, it's the padres
onya smudge
that's my KING
>>152845505Who is this man?
love it when poot gets le ebin innings then the AusGODs come out and delete any memory of it with cennos lmao
nice one Smith proper test innings that
We're so back
>straffGOD posted
>>152845509that's straff m80
>>152845505crisp poodres enthusiast x
Poor Khawaja
>>152845509zach hedel
I like this Steve Smith fella.
>that lad that said smith didn't have it todaythe autismic ticks tell the tale
>>152845521LOL
>>152845493Yes but if his injury days are behind him and he can actually play as an all rounder they'll have him and fuck Webster off, they want Green not Webster, younger and faster
>security here sucks
>>152845521heh
>>152845521Kek
>>152845532so truethey always take the beer snakes awaysad times
>>152845521hah
core CRISP drive
why do normies go out for breakfast when they are hungover?
was Bradman the original statpadder?
>>152845536Never understood the reason for this.Is it because people are having fun?
What a wanker, complaining about people in the crowd all the timeWhy wont anyone tell this cocksucker to shut the fuck up, stop complaining and just bat?
punished smith desu
name my band lads
>>152845549>106 (170) I think that's what he's doing mate
>>152845546dunno mate theres a few spottingworths and cumberbunson types from the 1800s englel team with some sketch 'records'
>>152845551
>>152845547yesthe SCG is anti fun
>>152845552enemies of the state
Steve Smith rolls around in strange mud which he believes gives him sexual powers
>>152845552imagine the parties in there
it's funny because I can see this english bowling line up terrorising >us in the near future
>>152845552new arkham asylum just dropped
>>152845552Luigi and maduro linked up? It's going to be a bad day for capitalists when they break out
>>152845552juicy sex taco
how long till we reclaim this test match from glenn mcgrath? fuck this gay pink shit off
How was Rome, a regional power that only controlled approx 40% of the Italian peninsula, able to conquer Greece, the Selucid Empire, and Ptolemaic Egypt so quickly and easily?
>>152845552Bankman will be free’d soon I suspect.
>>152845569looks more like an elite bunker in there than prisondrumpf is probably funneling jailbait in there by the truckloads
>>152845552i miss shkrelis streams they were so comfy
Why isn't Root one of the all time ashes scorers like Smith?
>>152845552I could fix her
>>152845574They wanted it more.
>>152845562only half true mate
>>152845488>Fred Durst from the Rollin' erachecked, and incredibly based.
>>152845574The emperor was practicing no fap
>>152845580because cricket is an old man's game and he was young while cook took all the runs in his twilight.
>>152845580Are these /elite/ stats for a person of bat?
webster is fucking hideous as fuck what state is he from?
>england cheating by getting the crowd to be moving and what not when he bats
I went to borders last game at the scg when I was a kid and sat in bay 13.people were bringing in full boxes of peaches and other projectiles to launch around the crowd, full beer cans getting launched later in the night dudes punching on it was hectic but they always made sure to not hit kids or women. Remember a young jap business dude dived in front of a kid and took a peach to the face protecting him the crowd was passing him around like a beach ball cheering and a beer always went up to him when he ran out was pretty hectic lol
>>152845595the answer will not surprise you
JUST SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU RICH SPASTICS
>>152845552I had assumed that Shkreli and Sam had already bribed Trump to get out.
>>152845595Same as Weatherald
>>152845552>>152845575if he wasn't locked up behind bars he'd be sam bankman-freed iykwim haha
>>152845589home bully
>>152845589>no century in UAEfaud confirmed
>>152845599not beating the allegations
>>152845589sri lanka specialist
>>152845589yeah, pretty consistentonly real weakness is here and he's improved it with 2 hundreds this series
>>152845561if he could use the right of return he'd be shlomortin shekeli iykwim haha
>>152845589>never scored a century in the UAEunfortunately not
Declare and bowl England out as the late fades
>>152845582tfw no foot massage from ghislaine
>>152845617thissmash to 100 ahead then start bowling at them with half an hour to go
>>152845617this. baz to 100 lead thsdn call it
>>152845614>>152845606UAE really is the ultimate test
>>152845599>>152845602So Victoria?
>>152845617Smith is at peak autism right now, declaring would be robbing us of kino
A draw here is HUGE story win for England.
>>152845624agreed that's why they need to declare and start bowling these shitters out
>starcGOD and hisland had a full day to restdestruction looms
make 700 and then declare
my surname is unironically smith
Someone should have taught Khawaja about topspin.
>>152845636stop phoneposting from the pitch go score a double century champ
>>152845636that's not hard to believe
A quick quadruple century from Webster then declare.
my last name is Papadopoulos
>>152845636i don't believe you
>>152845648made me think of Ada Nicodemou who I used to absolutely adore
>>152845650I look like this :)
>>152845636what type? bronze? silver?
>>152845650They have no idea how to handball
>>152845197luv chicks like this
tipping catastrophic bushfires tomorrow
>>152845650>$1460 per yearCould get a decent hooker every 3 weeks for that much.
Its over...
>>152845663crisp arsonist
veerat coal-lee
ORANGE FOOL
>0/130 (24)KEKEK
bat like nobody's watching
genuinely feel bad for the lad, Potts
I hate when the commentators suck in air through their lips with the mic up to their mouthBJ does it all the time, fucking mouthbreather
>>152845668carseonist
all must suffer under stokes captaincy
>>152845636Same here but my first name is unironically Steve
>>152845684
do you think the Potts has ever called the Bethell black?
worked with a girl named jessica rabbit
phwoar that's a big strike
H E A T W A V E EATWAVE
bet hellor beth ell
>>152845691attractiveness status?
Potts more like Leaksruns kek gottern
kayo is actually such dogshit i cant belive cunts pay for this
>>152845439Australia is winning this lad
>>152845618did they ever release the many nudes of her or did they withhold them for bs reasons
Will be seeing this lovely lady later tonight. Wish me luck lads.https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/Brisbane/Independent/XXXMARISSAMINX/
based smith directing the umpire's calls
GET POTTS OFF
>>152845699wasn't badwas a bar girl before i worked with her s no doubt had a mileage on her
Webster is Greens uncle
potts looked ok to start but has just fallen apart
humiliation ritual
>>152845709It's Stokes fault. He is telling him to bowl short, wide, trash.
new ball looms
havent watched for 15 is the merchant bowling yet or too much light?
Hate toiling lads. Absolutely soulcrushing having middle management yanking the chain on bullshit for their ego. Feels like managing management is my other full time job.
>>15284570680% chin
>>152845705theyre prob on the web if you know where to lookthe video from inside their house will have been posted uncensored somewhere
>>152845709We'll need to call up Jacks, if that doesn't work, go for the Root ;)
>>152845717Where do you work lad
youre in an office doing womens work mate thats just your primal urges and testosterone being replaced by estrogen and onions frappucinos
what happens if you go to the cricket and dont drink?
>>152845717common email sender L
>>152845718based melbourne cbd phone book
>>152845728nonce
>>152845728meth mostly
>>152845728
Matthew Potts may just be the worst bowler of all time
>>152845714Stokes is a proper fuckwit, but grinding bowlers into the dirt is an english tradition
Is smith and webster related to temple & webster
>>152845724Thanks for reading my blog
>>152845741no but smith and wesson
>Coxlmao absolute chassis blow out
>>152845728A scorecard and pencil spontaneously appear in your hand and you have to score the game while being heckled as a paedo
stokes going to keep potts going rather than play himself and ruin his average>>152845728nothing
FAAARK BIG COXXXY SMASHED
Potts is only young, stokes is a dog for getting him to do the majority of the bowling looks exhaustedHope he gets SmothGOD eventually keep his chin up
nice to see big cox smashing shandies
big coxy was fucking hammered
Fat cunt coaches never succeed
how many has cox had to be that hammered considering his size you're looking at 10+ surely
just tuned in, been in the deep congo junglewho has more wickets this test?marnus or potts?
>>152845728>"Can yoy grab me a beer while you're at it love?"
>>152845753see him holding onto the railing for supportfella is cooked
>>152845755
wish i was deep in some congo jungle
I'm an alcoholic
England were all chirpy and happy with their totallol
are these good econ rates?
>>152845765after a full day at the cricket I'm usually tipsy off the midstrength they force on you at optus, I'd be trollied at a stadium that serves full strength
>>152845769yummo
Wait there’s other alfbros who post in /cric/??
>>152845772reckon this would've broke them if it was an earlier test
>>152845772who gives a fuck the series is shite
Are we on for another "every batsman makes double digits in an innings?". Two in one series after only happening twice before ever for Australia would be something
>>152845772They put all the bad juju onto Potts.
who's winning
>>152845783for that to happen australia would have to lose more wickets
will potts get a double cenny before smith
will potts or smith get to 150 first?
>>152845777male cock was discussed for over an hour earlier, what do you think?
>>152845789Webster should retire out
>>152845793I missed that conversation. what conclusion did you come to?
>>152845783If they don't declare first. Probably one of the deepest test batting lineups ever with Starc at 10
Why do lots of blokes shave their body hair?
engalnd should have reviewd that
15 runs for the webster narrative victory
>>152845793more into female cock?
>male cock
>>152845801feels nice to rub your own hairless body
>>152845801I'm a hairy man but I just shave pubes and crack for comfort and cleanliness. Chicks dig the rug on my chest
Does Australia scoring runs this easily take away from Joe Roots cenno fiddy?
>>152845796cant remember
>>152845813be funny if it ended up the third highest score of this test
>>152845813whose what?
>>152845813in 2 years it will be a number and no one will remember how easy it was to score runs
>>152845813not for the english media
ive got two vapesone sweetone savoury
i know everything about cricket
>>152845805Greens high score for the series is 45 so hopefully he surpasses that
>>152845813Australian batters don't have to face Australian bowlers
Is 11 runs off the first over with the new ball good for the bowling team?
>>152845830You are not Zerogoose
>>152845808
>>152845813it is funny how both his cennos this series has been over shadowed by an aussie win and better aussie batting
>>152845833yeah definitely
>>1528457967" is closer to the average
>>152845828find the autism endearing when he scores runs for >us and then have to listen to bong commentators and it makes them seethe hard
Business idea:Bowlers who can take wickets
>>152845825which one has the most formaldehyde?
Cooking a butter chicken tonight lads
granny shitting a cricket ballsorry just messing around with AI
this is pathetic
>>152845849>Vaughan audibly seething at him asking Carse to move his sunniesi mean, I agree with him, but stillkek
>>152845852not allowed to announce cooking without posting a pic of the result
Why do they chant all day long, I’d be sick of it after 15 minutes
>>152845832True but HazelGOD Lyon and CumGOD are all out of the test and pumping runs against blokes like travis and marnus bowling statpadding
the dinner
>convict hours
>>152845862Marnus is a better bowler than half these England bowlers
in the Hundred, yes.
>>152845863yum lgm
Might shave my balls
Strikers loom, get ready to post your Lynns
>>152845863wrong pic? you posted a light snack
>>152845806you more into male cock?
i hate those fucking blue plates so fucking much
>>152845877shuttlecock for mine
Usman has contributed more to the teams culture than anyone. If it wasn't for his bravery it would just be a bunch of bland aussies.
why don't the bowlers just bowl line and lenght
sick of cricketgonna watch some cardoons
Holy shit the barmy army is low iq
>>152845799You're batting last, pile as many on 1st innings
>>152845863Next time get a bag of soft burrito wraps as well. It's a game changer for avoiding them breaking apart, and you can add some extra sauce to make it stick and provide additional deliciousness.
webster has now eclipsed green in this innings
cease at once with the cuss words
>>152845885Fucking this
>>152845859I fear it’s not very aesthetic, does smell nice though
feel like some chips
>>152845890a total eclipse of the shart
>>152845891scum sucking mother fucking whore
>alyssa healy say it wont be fair to make the comparsion between Webster and Greenholy fuck can they get rid of her
>>152845895got any naan for that lad?
>>152845895Looking good mate
>>152845899Green is better at sucking (male) cock
>>152845863No it isn't I'm making pad grapao.
the second dinner
>>152845895Yummo
deano- ''he gets stuff done that trump''
Thai food is elite
>>152845895HEY BOZO... WHERES THE FUCKING SALT
>>152845908>thin friesgay
>>152845902I do but it might be out of date unfortunately, might just have with coconut rice and cheese>>152845905Thanks mate
The Barmy Army is symptomatic of English cricket in general.Blind acceptance of low-effort performances by >their team, under the eternal cope of "bUt wE arE havInG fUn"Then the next series comes around and they once again wonder why Australians are so much better at cricket.
I'm going to swallow a champagne ham whole like a snake.
>>152845793kek this is the post
BUY THE VIRTUAL SEAT
>>152845913yes much better than Viet '''''food''''
Steeve shyte has to beat fraud poot's score for convicts to win the narrative
>>152845908snag ingredients look good but I worry the snag bread may be too crispy and thus make it a bit difficult to eat
>>152845919usman would be a folk hero in their teamdisgusting
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love the ground level shots late in the day with the shadows creeping across the players faces and the fielding team giving it one last crackpure kino
Stick around fellas, BBL on later!
REMIND THEMREMIND THEM THE NEWS FOLLOWS THE CRICKET JBREMIND THEM!
>>152845919Just ban the trumpet cunt. Ruins the atmosphere. More repetitive than vuvuzelas
Jacking it to traps follows the cricket.
I need a personal enemy to be able to lock in
>>152845929a few of the late rugby league games last year went into extra time and golden point and you just know the newslets and boomers waiting to watch it were absolutely malding at 10 minutes cut from their zogbox
>>152845919Their chants are shit and low quality and so is the english cricket team so that checks out
hate game shows with a passion
I love the phrase "get into my work" for sportsball players.
>>152845933KEK
will head ever get a double cennoalways looks bored around 150
>>152845953probably should work on catching them lol
when I tell boomers I don't watch any news they react like I've just committed some crime
>>15284595317 dropped catches so far!
Old Etonian afternoon
>>152845960constantly have to remind mumza to take news and any shit she watches on tv with a grain of salt because they're always shilling some ideology or emotion like fear
>>152845895looking good matemay have inspired me to finally do something with the split chook in the freezer
https://youtu.be/LJ2t4jfVTiU
>>152845960Wtf bro you need to watch the """news""" that is totally impartial and definitely not corrupted by money
>>152845974it's genuinely incredible how boomers will just hear any story and believe whatever the angle is wholeheartedly without thinking that there might be some kind of narrative angleone of my uncles recently called me a "sovereign citizen" because I suggested the news was all a show
>>152845953Maybe if they still had a fielding coach oh wait
>>152845960>im oblivious to the state of local, national and international affairs and i vote accordingly.>Oh and I dont care for any of that eithert.boomer
>>152845983>one of my uncles recently called me a "sovereign citizen" because I suggested the news was all a showkekand you know that term was something he only heard for the first time in the last 6 months on tv
>>152845983Asked a boomer if I could look up channel 9 news on imdb and what season are they upto. Melted his brain lol
>>152845953this doesn't count just fielding errors toounderrated is australia's fielding, all of them and carey very rarely make mistakes, on top of occasionally getting freak catches like marn/smith
>>152845960i used to watch it with my family most nights but stopped after i moved out due to time, but also because 90% of the news was really depressing shit i didn't want or need to know about
>>152845960>but how do you know what to think about current issues???theyre retards, tried explaining to dad that any news with ads cant be impartial because they are contractually bound to not run stories that could damage a sponsors business dadza watches fox news now and tlaking to him now is literally like just putting fox on, all he talks about is le woke mindvirus and snowflakes and how great israel is because they dont hurt kids like hamas does
>MUH GRASS, 10mm ZOMGBetter serve up a fucking road. zzzz
Is 0/141 (25 overs) good bowling figures?
>Gilchrist saying Green has contributed with the ball>Waugh saying that Green is a better all-rounder than WebsterWHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING, I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING CRAZY
Munted
want a shane warne 99 remaster so badly
>>152846024SydGODs having to bail out pozztorians out yet again
>>152846034it's all based on potentialgreen could be better at both but as it stands webster is more mature in batting and his bowling shield stats are good and better than green in recent times too, though green has been "injured" and rarely bowling forever
>>152845960saw some story on the news today (never watch it but there was nothing else on) and blamed le hecking upcoming bushfire season pn climate changeit's like they just tried to pretend they never tried to force us to call it global boiling
>>152846035>do not stand
Made curry mince for dinner a classic proud aboriginal first nations indigenous dish
>still 30 min till BBLfuck sake
Time to play some Rome Total War on easiest difficulty, lads.
Thoughts on cultural cringe?
>>152845251Condom size is based on girth. They all say the width somewhere on the side saying how wide they are.Pop a boner, get a fabric tapemeasure and measure your girth (in mm) and then divide it by 2 so it's the same language that condoms talk it.10cm girth = 100mm / 2 = 50mm12cm girth = 120mm / 2 = 60mm14cm girth = 140mm / 2 = 70mm15cm girth = 150mm / 2 = 75mmYou're after a condom with ~8-18% compression.So 10cm girth, 42-46mm.12cm girth, 50-55mm14cm girth, 58-64mm15cm girth, 64+ mmNormal sizes in supermarkets are from like 48mm - 60mm. You'll need to go speciality shops or online for the smaller sizes (maybe even Asian) or the bigger ones. I think the biggest ones made are 64mm.
>not watching Zombie Breasts until BBL
>>152846140>Not watching speedruns against cancer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzylNJUIGwc
>>152846147>pooe2hard passhow can they speed run a game still in alpha lmaoabsolute con job that game
>>152846123Ironically it itself is cringe
my strikies will beat the shitney chunder
fish n chips for dinner then its into the bed to watch south park on the lappy
>>152846162>short and lynn both lay eggs again>bouled out for 80such is life for the croweater man
The 2030's will be as bad or wose then the 80's for Australian Cricket
>>152846168your mums your dad
>>152845509The man with no name
>>152845505did this cunt turn out to be some faggot left wing sook
>>152846166Short I still have hope forLynn must never see Hindley Street again
>>152846168Back in the 80s people cared about cricket as it was the only thing on television. 2030s cricket will be awful and no one will really care.
bradmanwarnesoberskallisrichardsthe top five
Its so hot my balls are sweating
>jew factoroi-ya, settle down Davey
>>152845953>>152846008Australia and South Africa have historically always had GOAT fielding teams, Kiwis too in recent times. Poms are the only ones letting the whites down.
I don't think you can blame Green for that shot, that was a catch of the series by Duckett.
>>152846035any pics of the GILF he was chatting up?
this sport is completely ruined with bradmans statpadding desu
I am so incredibly attracted to Isa Guha
>>152846213oi-ya, settle down Junior
>>152846215based fly
early bed looms
>>152846214why didn't other players of his era simply score as much as he did
>>152846232its an interesting discussion
went for a long walk and suddenly got gastro half way through last night. thought I was literally gonna diarrhoea all over the pavement. made it to the nearest park and both fucking toilets were locked. made it just to this other obscure toilet I found on google maps just in time to explode all over the toilet. was honestly one of the most terrifying moments of my life. Was almost gonna pull down my pants and explosive diarrhoea near some families
Criccy criccy whats ur fav bikkie?I like Biscoff atm
>>152846153Yeah
>>152846257we accept you here for who you are, ibsbrono need for such fairytales
>>152846260Monte carlo
Fucken hell lads. Wasted time and money going on a date with a girl, and she honestly seemed like a sweetheart, but only told me during the date she's an "exotic dancer". Had to end all contact with her immediately.
>>152846266This is the postWill also accept scotch fingers
>>152846260Anzac biscuits for me cheers mate
WALLOPBBL BROS WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT
>>152846268she dance the samba?
>>152846260Scotch Fingers with an Iced Coffee
>>152846281I might move honey jumbles down one tier and choc ripples up one, but pretty good chart.
THAT PERFORMANCE FELL SHORT LOL
>>152846281I would put plain and chocolate scotch fingers both on Really Good, they just have different applications really
>>152846281Where do gollywogs rank?
>>152846260digestives (normal choc)
>>152846281Sleeping on ginger nut here
>>152846281Tic tocs were my fav as a kid they were so kawaii desu desu
god damn how did I get so fat
>>152846281all are bullshit prices nowi still have to think about it when they are on sale half price
>>152846281choc scotch fingers are good but I'm not paying full price for them
>>152846281my dad and grandad call scotch fingers "jocks"
>>152846281digestives have transcended such a list of mere mortals
>>152846293Classic
>>152846257I drank a litre of apple juice for smoko one morning at work and then got the runs about an hour later.Ran into the portaloo and there was no toilet paper so grabbed some wall insulation (first week as an apprentice carpenter didnt know what anything was) and unloaded. Halfway through the dickheads working started firing at the portaloo with nail guns and there were nails falling all around me while I was shitting. Wiped with the insulation after I was finished, spent ages trying to open the door theyd stacked pallets and concrete against.worst day
>>152846307Tradies are worse than africans
>>152846307nice one apple guts haha
tradies built this country simple as
now thats more like the lynn batsmanning I'm use to
lynn more like lout
>>152846317>>152846317>>152846317>>152846317
>>152846307nice one apple guts hahaha
>>152846313*looks around country*yep. looks like a hideous utilitarian cultureless shithole
leaves in t20 are cringe
Jesus FUCKANY TIME I FEEL LIKE ADELAIDE MIGHT DO SOMETHING GOOD IN ANY FUCKING SPORT THIS SHIT HAPPENS. FUCK OFF
>>152846281nah that's rubbish. rice cookie is nice.
Had KFC last week and sharted myself the next morning. Had to go upstaris and pretend nothing happend to clean up as I suspect the misso would not like to know that I had shat myself. We were about to leave and she kept calling upstairs what I was doing and how long it would take and I just kept saying I was grabbing something. Had to leave my pooey undies in the bathroom for 2 days until I got home. Harrowing experience.
>>152846341Great sorry mate, riveting read
>>152846281>glorified penguin bar>godly State of Australians
blog on flog
dirty chook
>Sangha to SanghaCorr true blue convict bash you got there lmaooo
>>152846341That's not love
>>152846281>custard creams that lowRetard
>>152846295same bro. Used to be 65kg till i hit 30 and discovered drinking
>>152845218imagine not having real sex
>>152846078What breed of dog are you mate
