smudge edition
YFO
Wat is lil bro doing???
apple guts, u in moite¿
smudge is based and I enjoy watching him
did smith get that fabled marilyn manson rib removal operation?
Thoughts on my gf, Claire (the one with the sleeve tatts)?
>>152846317>*prrt*
his names willy ha ha
>>152846329fuck up SebLORD
>>152846324wdym mate adelaide just won the ashes
>>152846336I do have a bad shoulder.
>>152846324post slip
>>152846336
>>152846336do the fit ones tuck in the waist somehow?
>>152846336>i don't want to fix your shoulderthen why are you physio?
>>152846336looks like shes got nice hips but man what an absolutely grire sleevebet shes got a loose sleeve iykwim haha
>>152846340luff ur yarns moite x
>>152846346He cant keep getting away with it
Had KFC last week and sharted myself the next morning. Had to go upstaris and pretend nothing happend to clean up as I suspect the misso would not like to know that I had shat myself. We were about to leave and she kept calling upstairs what I was doing and how long it would take and I just kept saying I was grabbing something. Had to leave my pooey undies in the bathroom for 2 days until I got home. Harrowing experience. Not sure how people with IBS do it.
>>152846329kek
>>152846356this wasn't worth reposting
what is it with tradies and shitting their pants?
>>152846357x
Last time I shit my pants was almost 20 years agoWhat is wrong with you lot
>>152846365onya scomo
Didn't realise there was a new thread and wanted to feel seen. Sorry for valuing the opinion of my cric bros....
I enjoyed it fella
RIP benny harvey. miss ya big man
>>152846356>>152846358Riveting read
really enjoy reading stories of people defecating themselves
>>152846336Business Idea:Don't deliberately make yourself look ugly with tattoos when you're a woman
>>152846356Partners shouldnt keep anything from each other.
>>152846336she looks like she has an onlyfans
you guys notify us when you drink a beer so think anons shart story is above average for the thread
>>152846369Kek
>>152846369I'm gonna steal another ministry if you boys don't stop crapping ya dacks
can't believe they flew Isa to adeliade oval and she'll have fly back to Sydney for tomorrow!!
>>152846385Lmao
made ya look >>152846394
adelaide power surge button press webm when
might eat dinner and then go to bed (and watch the cricket there)3 hour long meeting today has me exhausted
>>152846401
>>152846317thanks for making the new thread you fucking faggot
>>152846407how the fuck do you keep knowing when im the baker
>Sangha to Sangha
drinking james squire
>>152846413you smell like updog
>>152846406thanks mate1
>>152846428what's updog?
>>152846428about tree fiddy
>>152846432i don't want to talk about it
>>152846427does he taste nice
>>152846432not much just watching the bbl
>>152846432updog my balls
>>152846427150 lashes?
the pad grapao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KibJ_r6SJGA
DROPSTAS
not sure about this sam konstas kid tbqh
DROPSTASROPSTAS
>>152846446maeve ????
>>152846451won't get to face shit like bumrah every innings
>>152846441i'm not sure, it just says lashes
>>152846453Thank you.
>>152846459Must've rebranded it, but don't know why. Good stuff.
Does anyone else find it hilarious when the Barmy Army boo's someone and then that player goes on to score another century. Then they get all sullen and quiet. Once upon a time the Barmy Army was really funny and entertaining. But as the years have rolled by they've lost that great old Barmy Army culture and have simply become another one of those boozy touring sport rabbles. It's a real shame. But it's probably because the original organisers have changed and it's now just a money spinner.
>>152846353got heaps man lolWas working as a barman at night to supplement the apprentice wages and cleaning up at close when i found about two ounces of coke at the floor of the bar.Took it home of course and the gf had arrived just before me with her girlfriends, all drunk. My mates all played d&d and were into computers not really girls so I called em up and told em to come round its important half of em were asleep but got up and drove over.Told the gf id found what I thought was coke, gay bloke who lived next door came over and tried it and said fuck yes its good its really good. They all started getting into it then my friends rocked up took em a while but they got into it too. Ended up getting drunk all night, my mates all got a root (pretty sure they were all virgins at that point, reason I asked em over lol) then got picked up at 6am with no sleep and worked all day was funny times man sorry for blogpost
these posts are getting way too long fellas
I must say, the absence of weebs in cricket is refreshing.
NEED a cricket anime (about white cricketers)
Predicting a ~165 score for the Stroikers, and Thunder will chase it down with 3 overs to spare. Screencap this.
>>152846467is d&d fun? I kinda missed that boat in my teenage years and dunno how to get into it in current year without trying to chat up some lads at a comic-con
>>152846478idk man
two lots of good news lads>found the remote for my aircon>my mate restarted his youtube premium subscription without me having to remind him that im on the planthings are looking up
>>152846492hope she didn't put those back on right after or she would of got vagina burn
>>152846481It's in production right now (srs).
>>152846501actual? i can't tell what's ai anymore
>>152846501pour moi, guy wielding a sword
>>152846503thats AI
>>152846500*penis burnBut yes, you're right, shouldn't pull them up right away.
>>152846503It's real. Being made by Manglobe.
>>152846509*squints*...male or female penis?
>>152846516It's a feminine penis, and I'll leave it at that.
good grief
>>152846487Its really fun man, hard to find groups in regional areas with others idk about online but I think theres groups that do it. If youre in the city theres heaps of groups i live regional coastal but have a group of friends I've played with since primary school
>>152846526yeah one of the discords im in has a few groups that play online but think they might play US hours
More of a road cycling nation desu
got crushed in the nads lads
get the magic spray
>>152846574
you guys are only watching for the power surge...
POWER SURGEOWAHPUSH ME AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME
Must be tiring being a fox commentator8+ hours at the test and then another 4 at the bash
just absolutely destroyed the toilet with the biggest shit of my life, took 4 flushes to get it all down and i was pouring extra water in the toilet at the same time as flushing, i was worried i'd broken the toilet
>>152846592SO I CAN GET MYBIG BASH ACTION
>>152846596didn't get to enjoy much of isa today she probably took it easy I noticed cause we had to put up with healy more than I care for
missed opportunity to not have willey in the england team with carse, tongue and root
>>152846597based barmy army poster
>>152846596plus you have to work with howie
>>152846597why did you hold it in for so long?
>>152846597>and i was pouring extra water in the toilet at the same timeLmao, from where? The kettle?
/cric/ - BBL and Digestive Health General
>>152846611with a bucket
>>152846617a KFC bucket?
>>152846617finger licking good
>>152846617it better have been an official kfc bucket hut champ or you're banned for life from bbl
>>152846597based recovering heroin addict
Anybody ITT going to get the new Mario Tennis game when it comes out in Feb?
stuck in a vicious cycle
>>152846624no but steven ace iykwim haha
>>152846626I cant walk outbecause I love you too much baby
>>152846626just get off the bike mate
any script knowers in?worth staying up for the rest of this?
>>152846633Yes. Also checked.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTHilrbk9xA/
>>152846633yeah mate, low scoring t20's are just players running 1's and 2's for 10 runs an over
>>152846626chin up ECB
>staying upits 8:30 mate
>>152846637inb4 a dozen (You)s
>>152846626based cam green good effort today gotta stop overthinking it mate
I could fucking beat the shit out of everyone in here, most likely multiple of you at the same time.
never had an instagoyim and never will
inspected that reel, not worth a (You) in my opinion
>>152846657all the hottest girls dont do porn or onlyfans mate, they post on instagram
>>152846656*runs up behind you and king hits you*
I'm addicted to gym pawgs
Realistically what is next for this man's career
>>15284666310 gazillion rupees
>>152846662>120kg75% of this thread couldn't even squat that much. Sad!
hate the summer heatcan chuck the air con on and raise the power bill 25% but it feels like the heat rises out of the ground and the cool air just floats on top
>>152846663Suspect he bullies George Bailey into keeping him in the team
>>152846667>20+20+5+5+5+5=?
>>152846656I can bench 150 kilos and do bjj
>>152846666checked
>>152846656sorry i meant beat off
>>152846673The bar weighs 20kg, DYELlet
>>152846656*puts arm around you, debuffing your masculinity*
Love cricket desuDoesn't matter the formatJust love the game and always talk it up to my friends and work colleagues
>>152846663I understand why they keep him in. Hes got all the shots just his mental approach is retarded. Hes literally one decent game away from getting all the confidence he needs to settle him for the rest of his career. Whether that one game comes amd is it worth waiting is the question
>>152846660*falls over unconscious and poos*
>>152846680is he doing a vulcan nerve pinch maneuver on him?
>>152846683legend mate me too
>>152846679fuck off gymfaggot
>>152846684he's got a few cennosyou'd think that would establish him but he's a perennial brainlet
this general is my toilet
I dont necessarily think he looks that good with the bata bit of an awkward technique and thats probably because lanklets dont make good batspersonshis bowling looks far better
>>152846698get the bucket iykwim haha
Imagine Smith's average if the entire crowd was removed from each test he played in.
Wil Jacks would have dropped that
Is Wes Agar related to Tom Agar?
>>152846705haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
whats cookin', good lookin'?
Is playing Yugioh competitively at age 34 an ick for women these days or should I just own it
>>152846736based ellyse perry's coach in 2008 iykwim haha
>>152846613
>>152846751kek nice
>>152846695>>152846700Hes one of those players with too much time to think. Marnus is similar, players like smudge and head just live in the moment when the bowler is running in at em, funnily enough same with a heap of tailenders like starc and even boland when he night watchmanned. Hope he works it out i like him
warner will return to form tonight
>>152846751crispy
>>152846751happiness starts with the gut
>>152846751>no bucket hat
>>152846465they successfully monetised it and pissed off after whoever claims to the the founder probably sold it. it's effectively a company now that has to maintain a positive public image or it'll never make money.its quite sad really
Any slutty women’s cricketers you blokes know of? Haha like sexy stories or anything haha
6 IN THE FIRST OVER YOU GET TO KEEP THE BALL!!
>>152846789kek nice
You now remember Nathan Lyon
>>152846789lel
>>152846805totally forgot he was a player this testmuch quieter when he got dropped this test compared to last time
>>152846317
the new gf lads
>>152846828tftp
>>152846805Hope Lyons gone for goodDisgusting e.t looking old man, doesnt fit the aesthetic of the team
>>152846805who?
>>152846667>tfw can't even empty bar squatNot easy having long (and fat) levers.
>>152846848t. his children growing up without a father
do commentator still say>he can hit a long ballwhen a tail ender comes in ???
>>152846856yeah part and parcel mate
>>152846847Based fat ex wife
>>152846852can you perform a squat without any weights at all at least
>>152846576OMGtabla x
>>152846805lyon won
>>152846576*YOINK*
>>152846873He has a thing for chins.
>>152846873trad af
>>152846873how can i get a jaw like the new gf?
why do you guys like david warner so much?
>>152846899he's a memestah
>>152846890turkey
Why do cricket umps seem so much more impartial than baseball umps?
TIM PAINE MUST GO! HIS RELENTLESS CHEATING IS RUBBING OFF ON THE TEAMany advertiser subeditors itt, here is your headline: "GROWING PAINE"
the sneer of cold command
don't really think about tim paine anymore
I think Isa has had a wine and she's being extra cute on comms
>>152846805Bet his kids don't
fucking finally, what a snorefest, testesque even
/cric/ used to get a bit.mad when you insulted tim.poone or said he needed to go
>>152846911cricket umpires don't have weird shit like strike zones to judge, the lines for wides are painted on the pitchthere's lbw calls sure but the players can get them reviewed with ball tracking if the umpire fucks up (the Joel Wilson special)
the syndey thunder logo is an s and t, just noticed that now
>>152846950/cric/ also hated careyi'm never wrong though
>B. Webster 48*>M. Neser 24What is going on? I’m half expecting Boland to get a 50
ynr ingliscunt
hit that ball, if you're so great
>>152846948gargle my testesque
>>152846965was never keen on inglis but he is 2nd highest for t20 hundreds for australia
paine is like the worm god emperor who kept Australia enslaved in a medicore age so that when he was toppled we would rise to new heights
>>152846964Webster is an actual batsxir so this isn't surprising
kam on konstas do something anything!
As for me, I still think Ashton Agar can make it as a test player
>>152846982I look like this
Love you blokes even more than the cricket
NOT THAT!!!
>>152846982Paine carried the Australian team on his shoulders through our darkest period and in this general he's a hero.
>>152846986got that test brainpan
>>152846989hi staffo
Thought this konstas bloke was a good cricketeer
>>152846993i have the same hairstyle
Strikergods in the house tonight
>can't catch>can't batsmen>can't bowlhas Australia found its Khawaja replacement?
it should have been me
>>152847001same, thankfully not a wingnut tho
>>152846996social media jeets cooked him
>>152847009yeah same
remember that one year a decade ago where madinson was good
corrrrr
>>152847019i remember when he done his acl trying to turn and throw
>>152846957I'm see a TS
ONE HANDED CROWD CATCH KINO
private school CHAD
>>152846982spicela! tisbeenaminute innit¿..yh only when the worm was cast down could poosies escape the Golden Path and rise
They should introduce a golden snitch to cricket, have one fielder spend the entire game chasing it & win the game if he catches it
>>152847042Has a woman ever taken a catch in the crowd?
>>152847042this lad catching it one handed on the run double parked, while Will Jacks is dropping sitters in the test
>>152847049Has an Englishman?
>>152847055GOTTEMONZO
>>152847042love that the toff adelaide crowd looks disappointed and embarrassed by his feat, only his mates celebrates with him
>>152847055>>152847052
>>152847062keKkkBIGfan of ur work fella..keep it up x
I reckon that I could outhit Konstas.
australians are so fucking gay
lass in the foreground looking over and rubbing her lips wants to blow catchlad
>>152847074ease up mate i'm sure a pom's taken a catch
>>152847078of course they have webm related
>>152847086>webmnonce
>>152847076Stop watching pornography mate.
sydney thunder power surge button press webm when
>>152847098it was too nonceish
>>152847094why?
best green will save blunder
TH-THUNDERTH-THUNDERNOT A FOYERNOT A NUMBERJUST A LIL' LIGHTNINGOHHH...JUST A LIL' LIGHTNINGYEAJUST A LIL' LIGHTNINGBEFORE THE THUNDERTH-THUNDERTH-THUNDERTHUNDERYAYGOOO THUNDIES!!! YAY
chris green isn't a real person, just doesn't seem quite right
if I were a bowler and I got a batter out I would get right into his face, screaming, telling him to get the fuck off my pitch and maybe even grab his bat and belt him
>>152846911Umpires aren't actively involved in each ball like they are in baseball. For the most part players play the game themselves with the umpire only getting involved every now and then.The last time an umpire really involved themselves it was a huge scandal. Also they can no longer umpire their own country on the international level due to Indian cheats.
HE'S JUST DROPPED THE BIG BASH
Warner nearly ran out Konstas with his shitty 2 calls
>Warner getting the guy run outkek
could see warner gaslighting him back in the sheds too kek
>>152847111meant for>>152847110
What happened to bowling yorkers at the death?
nice catch
what a FARKERN CATCH
Luke Wouldn't
>>152847170>>152847172? I was a drop. English fielding.
>Luke Wood is an English cricketer who plays for England and LancashireHmm
>>152847181>media literacy
>dot dot dot singleMore embarrassing than when his wife went to the toilets.
/bbl/ NEVER misses
>chunder
>No balloh no no no
Warner is a fucking idiot hate this cunt
>>152847201based ben simmons
Excellent micronarrative victory for England here
>>152847204settle down candice
Warner batted throughout the innings but was let down by his team and stuck down the other end. Brutal for him.
>>152847187>willey>luke wood>billings>overtonbongs everywhere
STRIKERS ROCKING IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTLEBS AND MAORI'S FINNA HAVE A BAD TIME
>>152847223chris green bottled out, run out
thunder suck lmao
It's time to stand up to hate
must have seen that ad 50 times today
who else can we add to this list this year?
>>152847256is this the end of jofra archer?
>>152847223>batted throughout the innings >67 runsohnonono
ass
we have a melanin-american with us, lads
>>152847256pottsduckett
>>152847298imagine crunching a shot square and hitting one of them right in the bum crack and the ball gets wedged in her big black arse
ghanan girl at work is like a 11/10. it's like looking into the sun
i had a big wank to amira west earlier. would love to have a go at a girl as black as her
>Born: 23 November 2010UH OOOOOHHHH
well listen son, it all started when I saw janelle monae on the david letterman show.
We're in herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwGcDkj3nRwAustralia v Zimbabwe
>>152847396actually, that's a bald-faced lie. The year was 1996, ah yes I recall it clearly: the video clip was Shoop, the Kweenz? why yes, Salt N Pepa.
>>152847393govt doesn't require you to verify your age to post to 4chong mate>you'd still be underage b& anyway
twitter asked me to verify my age but i didn't do it and nothing has happened so far
always liked kinda mixed black women. thandie newton, nia peeples, that sort
I saw a skinny Sudanese girl with a really big ass in Pakenham once
>Tongue to Carey, OUT>glanced straight to leg slip! Carey falls for it again! Third time in the series! Half volley angled down leg, he plays an instinctive leg glance and flicks it straight to Bethell who is placed there!/r/ alex carey with a fell for it again award ribbon
>>152847415should have offered her your hand since her bf was probably machete'd to death
>>152847435if you're going to link to porn, why not just link to a bunkr album?not like there's a shortage of her vidsthe skin tone contrast is nice
>>152847411victoria rowell was a babe back in the day too, but she's less overtly mixed
>>152847411>thandie newton>British Mother>Tamara Taylor>Scottish motherThe bongs importing all these Africans means brownchads will be feasting well in the future.
grim titjob that
>>152847415sexed a somalian girl at uni with a big arse
this is always the problem with coomer posters, start of all confident with no sense of the task ahead then blast their spunk everywhere and go snoozy
Convict pooslime does it>for free
tennising later
>>152847273he got monkey privilage,nothing stops him from playing for engcucks
>>152847444carey needs to used his ass to push the ball
>>152847306holyyy bbbbbBBBBAAASED
>assfoy
The real reason they took him. Pissbrahamics can't handle satya
my nang gaff to rent would cost x2 my mortgage
They can't handle the truth
first day back in office done
air frying some poo
sucking an american flyer
>>152848649based midnight snack enjoyer what'd you get? also don't stay up too late cricket in the morning
>>152848697No sleep tonight m8. Need to reset the sleep schedule
hope you pronounce schedule correctly and not the yank way
>>152848716fair enough m80 shotgun those burger rings though
>>152848716Reckon you need to lay off the crisps, maat.
>>152848716>5 packets of chips>+ deliveryHow much did that cost?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CQwifyXCM0
The hissing of eng shitter seethe
Wonder when Zachy will finally get bored of pretending to be Indian
you say it jiff not gif
Wonder when eng shitters will finally get bored of losing
Didn't deny pretending to be Indian I notice
And 0 times whenever India are playing including the series against Australia which he claims is the most important don't forget that
>>152848716>Need to reset the sleep schedulemate, get it together
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRcmPdUDcjx/the english just 'get' car content
Ohayou everyone
how many runs until we declare today?
>>152850562If Smith gets his 200 or gets out i think
Reminder that Webster is 4 (four) runs away from eclipsing Green's top score for the series
>>152850420this guy is a wankeryou know it's all an act right?
>>152850654how's he a wanker
>>152850562try to put on another 100+ in the 1st session
>>152850629doesnt mattergreen has 'potential'
does australia claim the potential victory?
this fucking ad lol
>>152850562We do not want to bat a second time if at all possible, and there are 2 days left. we won't declare unless we get to the point where we are slogging and still not getting out.
>>152850757bethell has more potential than green so it might be closer than one would like
we very well may bat a potential result off the cards today. wouldnt be the first test drawn due to a fear of losingodds are that england still throw the match and we win anyway but still
>>152850881the pitch still doesn't look like it's going to be all that dangerous on day 5but australia only has 3 wickets and 2 of them are bowlers so i doubt >we could really get far beyond the 2nd session even if desiredengland would really have to baz it up and score like 400 in 2 sessions to have any chance of a win
>No test cricket at all till June
t20 world cup next month mate
I have a sore back
me toobeen carrying /cric/ for years
Are you blokes excited for another full day of cricket?
>>152851106yeah, the wait for it to start sucks
>>152851106Gonna watch when we start bowling i think
>>152851106sort of
I want a Slug 100 so everyone starts insulting Bailey as a selector again
Starc-sama blow these English batters the fuck out please.
just spent $1400 on RAM
>>152851359pretty cheap mate theyre like 150k new
*enters the pitch**soaks up 90 deliveries**makes a cheeky 24**burns 2 of your reviews**leaves*nothing personal englel kek
Team of the series:HeadCrawleyRootS. SmithBrookStokesCareyCummins NeserStarcBoland
>>152851443Does this highlight how good Australia's bowling has been, or how shit England's has been?
>>152851443India would rape this team
heatwave looms
>>152851563But would they beat them?
>>152851563bindia are ranked 4th and in a rebuilding phase. Jaiswal is the only decent player in their test squad.Reckon theyll be alright again in 5 to 10 years lol
>>152851106*blowkes
>>152851443Who is captain?
>>152851650/cric/
>>152851650Cummins, Smith, Root and Stokes together
>>152851443Tongue ahead of Neser
>>152851676>Root and Stokessupposed to be the best team mate
Do you lot bowl pace or spin
>>152851650CumGOD
>>152851712I have the longest run up you've ever seen.
>>152851712was an outswinging fast until about age 14then became an opening bat that bowled some darty offies
>>152851712spin obviously (finger)
My boy Potts will come good today
Amandla stenberg is the best black chick because she has a white facial structure
>>152851712express pace
>>152851712I threw slow pies, I was shocking
>>152851779>137iq lol nerds arent allowed in the team go back to the DSclub geek
>>152851712imma keeper
ITS STARTING ITS STARTING YES YES YES LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO WOOHOOOOOOO
>>152851778More of a Chase Infiniti fan
I'm captain
BASED AUTISM
based autist smudge sending him back first ball
imagine how good smudge would be if they played in a sensory deprivation tank
How emotional is Stokes going to get today?
light merchants getting his overs in before he hands it back over to pootts for 60 overs
If Starc gets another 50 does it get him MOTS?
>>152851824atomic melty looms
Trained legs yesterday and quads are FEELING IT
>>152850502This image implies twiglet legs fell from a great height, which implies twiglet legs could climb a great height, which twiglet legs cannot.
>>152851827hes already man of the series, carried australia when it matteredtravis has been elite too but you gotta give it to starc given his workload and results
i wish i was a cowboy
>>152851853this. plus starc did better with the bat than trav did with the ball
specialist slip catcher mate
>>152851848should see my rig mate. dont isolate groups just train em all in one day, run and boxing the next, callisthenics day after, repeat the cycle with rest when needed, swim 5 kay every morning in the ocean.Unironically looking like a jacked version of tyler durden out of fight club
>>152851563India, that is Bharat had the chance to 3-peat convicts down under and win away in engshitterland and fluffed it. They're missing an Ashwin and Pujara and some quicks who can hold a bat
>>152851914theyre done for a few years mate, cant even break the top 3 in test rankings. Jaiswals a gun rest lol
Webster already beat Green's highest score in one game. Was 1 wicket per game really worth more to Australia?
Onya Beau
green status????
Whats green thinking right now?
>>152851906Sounds like a good routine but I kinda like just doing PPL gym bro routine and do a bit of bjj and run to/from work for cardio. I should swim more though
>>152851962nice, respect the work brother
>>152851960Thinking about how he would've shown all his stumps and gotten bowled on the verge of a half century instead
>>152851906get any new leggings for christmas mate?
THE COWARDLY BEN STOKES FLEES FROM THE CENTURY
Hahahahaha
Uh oh looks like Stokes is """injured"""
too much shagging m8
>>152851985watch the coward get straight on a flight home
>95>oh no im hurt i cant continue
OHNONONONONONOAHAHAHAHAHACOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED TO A NICER BLOKEGET FUCKED YOU SEETHING RED HEADED CUNTGOD HAS SMITE YOU FOR TOUCHING SAINT MARN GET FUCKED YOURE OFF AMEN KEKEKEKEKKEKEKKEKKEKE
Sydneys gays got him, Aussies always cheating
>limp disappears near the boundary heroic recovery for the batting innings incoming
Hate to see Stokes leave the field. Hope he comes back on and takes a bunch of wickets (his team won't be)
England could get 4 centuries
>>152852008Not anymore lol
>>152852008bad news matey
>>152851980dont wear any of that shit, dont train in gyms just train at home and wear a pair of stubbies or anko kmart shorts
>>152852011Kek
>>152852011Cowardly behavior
>>152852008stokes cooked it in the nervous 90s mate very sad
Onya mates, great partnership!
>mogged them so hard theyve banned aussies from playing in the county championship in the lead up to 2027 ashes
>>152851927Jansen exposed some flaws in Jaiswal. They keep having to shoehorn in an "all"rounder like NKR/Shardul (really a non-rounder because they wouldn't make the team with bat or ball) because all the quicks are bunnies. Literally even a Neser tier shitter would be enoughSaffers unironically have the potential to dominate tests if they actually played them every department is stacked
>>152852029really? KEK
Based Crawley taking charge
>>152852029
>>152852030saffas are elite agree, jaiswal is only young though and has a lot of responsibility i think its good he suffers a bit and his flaws are exposed early plenty of time to work on them.
>>152851712medium slow right arm
>>152852030SA really benefited from the last WTC cyclethey blooded in a lot of young blood and theyre now set up to be the best team in the test world for a while
>english fielding
>>152852029i've seen them seething how bongs don't prepare for australian ashes by playing in the shield but it's not like england where all pitches are the samebongs would have to play on all surfaces here and couldn't even do it because shield is treated like shit and there might only be 2 matches before internationals start
Fuck
SMUDGER
shiiiieeeeeet
Based Smith scoring 138
Listening to Sleep Token and bedrotting
Good effort mate
did smith mog poot? thats all the matters
>>152851678fair
CARN WEBSTER SMACK SOME FACKIN HUNDRED
Work just called
Good ball, no shame in getting taken like that.Greens wicket on the other hand
TONGUE MY CARSETHE BOY FROM WORCESTERSHIRE DOES IT AGAINSMITH CAN'T HANDLE THE FUCKING SAUCE
Finally get to post this
NEED every batsman to make double digits gamon starc and booland
Do opposing teams bowl to expose injuries?What i mean is say stokes who has injured his groin comes out to bat will australia bowl deliveries forcing him to move forward into it, compounding his already fucked groin?Or is that against le spirit of le game
for me, it's tongue to willey
>>152852146lol bairstow trying to ignore him for ages then finally answering but still changing it so it seemed nicer. what a pussy
>>152852166love head
>>152852057Hope you're right, next gen has to step up now >>152852067And getting kolpaks back like Harmer too. Never imagined Temba would be such a gun bat/captain deserves a load of credit and Jansen could be the best all rounder of his gen if he keeps up his progress. They could do with a #3 but every team does. This is the era of shit #3s. Before there was>Dravid>Kallis>Ponting>Trott>Kane>Pujara
>>152852163bowlers found out pucovski had a suspect head and tested it frequently
>>152852148Didn't you already do that in one test this series
>>152852185yep third time in australian test history. would be mad if it happened twice in a series
>>152852146Now that the dust has settled was this in the spirit of the game?
So this Webster innings kills Green right if he tons up?
shitjeets alright when hes not talking mad shit aye or is this another dude
>>152852194wonder if all players ever made at least double figures and 3 of them were triple figures?
>>152852174Jansen is on track to beat Cummins' test wicket total if he plays the same num of games, and has a better batting average (22 vs 16)So yes, agreed
>>152852207no. green will be like warner and kahaja. will play in the test side untill he decides to retire
Why has this cunt not been playing for the the series
TMS is very comfy at this time of year. Until it's wimmens cricket or some shite then it's like methadone
>>152852181kekpucovski has had some real shit takes this summer and i purely believe it is thanks to all those concussions
if webster gets out stokes will come back to bowl out the tail end shitters
Are you enjoying the criccy, lads?
just finna step outsi-
>>152852222Need to keep shitters like weatherald in
>>152852212He's only annoying when he tries to shit talk opponents. He'll ruin it by mentioning something about honorary hindoo.
>>152852239i have a hoodie and trackies on kek
>>152852237>light fading>stokes comes flying onto the field in a wheel chair pushed by potts demanding the ball
>>152852237>tail end shitter*fixed that for you m8, Boland is the only one who cant bat
>>152852239wfh in just my tighty whities
innings victory looms
*bes's getting exposed*
SA cricket is absolutely based. They live in an absolute shithole with massive crime and poverty. They barely play any cricket because they're so poor and are forced by the state to have racial quotas for blacks (despite being the overwhelming majority in the country). Despite that, they are fucking guns.They also RUSTLED Warncuck with the Candice shit and that will always have my admiration.
>>152852264same
hussey is such a wet towel
>>152852239I got a 150 dollar window aircon off marketplace after old mate was suggesting it this seriesfucking CRISP, threw the portable one out dont know why I didnt do it earlier
smoth currently has the best average in the seriescucked head at the last moment
If convicts don't hit 600 they've lost the story
>>152852291fortitude of the white man innit
australia didnt play 5 seamnmansthey played 11 batsmans
>>152852322renowned batsman scott boland
Stokes is limping he’s fucked
>>15285232210 batsmen m8Scotty is our specialist bowler
so after this is bazball finally ending?
Webster ton is inevitable
>>152852322*person of bat
NOOO CRATS YOU HAD TO MAKE TEN
Poor starcCome one Boland
>bowl at the stumps>takes wicketssuch an amazing revelation
>Same technology used in Major League Baseball and Golfnew enforced fox talking point just dropped lads
>>152852390Will be stranded
>getting Starc angry>you wouldn't like it when he's angry
>>152852386Head proved Bazball right. England just have shite players
there is something about that vb drinks break vid that just looks wrong, like ai wrong but not full ai wrong
>>152852335Boland has literally opened the batting this ashes series.
>>152852400i noticed that too third time today ive heard 250 FRAMES PER SECOND ZOMG!!!!!
>>152852291Their school system must really be something. I think it must be partly diet/climate too because they're all in shape. Also although no /cric/ shitter will give credit the boost of the Indian rupee and Hindu /businessmind/ in setting up SA20 has given their talents a platform
Business idea: England bat for a whole day
TONGUE MY CARSE YET AGAIN
>>152852407You mean the guy dropped multiple times, proper fielding would have limited him 25 every innings
>>152852381mate he opened in one innings
>>152852434Kek forgot about how atrocious England's fielding has been. Doesn't get talked about enough tbchwy.
>>152852291They produce so much talent that several b-c team players leave and become elite players for other countries
this ends in a draw or australian win5 sessions left for england to put on a score worth chasing and i dont think they will be able to do it
>>152852397what the fuck? i think youre right...someone get this guy a job at the ECB hes an actual cricket mastermind
>>152852438as a nightwatchman lad
>>152852449yea no shit mate. englans lost the ability to win yesterday when they let us put more than 50 on the lead
>>152852419and he only saw 17 deliveries leading to a collapse for 132
>>152852447Bazball is good, maybe England need to restrict it for 4th innings chases
England's team is just full of private school arrogant wankers and white colonials who aren't even English like Baz and StokesSack the lot off. I'd rather have lads from Bradford and Barnsley playing
bake you dogs make it a good one
>>152852472ive done it too much this serieswill leave it to one of the substitute bakers
>>152852456>casual racismMany such cases
baking
>>152852291>They also RUSTLED Warncuck with the Candice shit and that will always have my admiration.Took reading this line a few times before figuring out you were talking about South Africa the country, rather than South Australia the state.Head and Carey had been carrying the Aus team, so it made sense.
Webster bros.... Green will never be defeated....
Tongue avoids a 100. England firmly in control of NoG
GOLDEN
unluggy beau
Boland forcing Australia to bake in the sun and cockblocks Websters century
>>152852486You're the bad bitch?
>>152852489Does the country of South Australia have racial quotas for blacks who are the majority?
remember how england thought 380 was a big score remember how they won the toss and elected to bat first lol
Quick wickets for another 50 odd could be a blessing in disguise for Australia. Can't play themselves out of the game.
>>152852504>28C>bake in the suncris' Taswegian
Convicts lost the story and will lose the match on day 5
>>152852524its going to be 38 on saturday
>*stands up to hate on Green*
>>152852509Yes, that is why Carey is in the team and Dizzy is on Grandstand.
>>152852486whats the hold up cunt
>>152852532uhhh anon, you do know the match ends either today or tomorrow right
>>152852550
>>152852509South Australia set up a state version of The Voice and gave us Gillespie, so maybe.Also might've read it as the whites are the majority but are forced to have a quota of blacks in the team/squad.
>>152852561bake it you fucking dog
>>152852550its a 'mick you newfuck
mid innings session of abusing people selling cars on marketplace
Just tuning in. Beau Webster is such a stud.
>Usman mic'd upEmbarrassing
>>152852581so is asking what the hold up is freshie arsefucker kek#rekt
>>152852578fuck that other spastic ill actually bake one now
Stokes brings such negative psychic energy to the team, they'd probably have played better if he wasn't selected for the series.
I fucking HATE Cameron Green.
ducket 0 (2)
>>152382273>>152382273>>152382273TOOHEY'S NEW
>>152852598so was my response and this response toofucking played by my 'mick gambit lmao
duckett has a higher best test score than head
>>152852588So much better than CamPOOn Green
>>152852639>>152852639>>152852639
bouncers in the first over are cringe
australian team attractiveness rankings (rig, face and poosonality)CumGOD StarcGOD HeadGreen Neser MarnusWeatherladCarey InglisSmith<<gap>>DoggettBolandHazelwoodWebster<<<power gap>>>Lyon
>>152846446Corr
