Kneel.
>coach primate
>>152852035Cowherd
>they're gonna hire him
*wins afc division*
BEARS
>>152852040I dislike african americans
It's going to happen.It's a matter of when, not if.
>>152852043Fuck off Goodell
>>152852043Harbaugh?We can only hope
*kills another AFC north head coach*usually its a browns HC but we'll take the purple browns too
>>152852035Your new Browns HC
Pick your path, Harbaugh man>Browns to fuck with Tomlin and Ravens>Giants for the Dart/Skattebo boogaloo>wait for Brady to write you a trillion dollar check + hookers to coach Mendoza
My niners have been an embarrassment and don't deserve to be on the offs
niggas on the edge are gonna fire their coach to get harbaugh
Who will be the new Ravens' coach?
>seven nfl teams called to get harbaugh>there are only seven open slots including baltimorewho the fuck is the 7th
>>152852043Allah please give the Giants Harbaugh and not Kingsbury
>>152852081ravens
>>152852081The Glazers are notorious big game hunters.
>>152852081damn what if harbaugh goes to the ravens
>>152852077Matt Nagy
>>152852081Baltimore, obviously
>>152852075He's a Packer>>152852081Green Bay
>>152852081Pittsburgh
>>152852077Coach Primate
>>152852027>>152852031THATS PAC-12 FOOTBALL RIGHT THERE!
Harbaugh going to ravens. You heard it here first
>>152852077100% StefanskiJohn Harbaugh feels like he's 100% going to the Raiders so we have a kino Jim-John rivalry
>>152852072They should hire John harbaugh. He's the best coach on the market and had a ring
>>152852094>>152852094>>152852094oh shit. I forgot hothead lafleur didn't get an extension yet
Theres no way this nigga keeps his job now that Harbaugh is available.
>>152852051You are so fucking retarded LMAOgayvens are fucked for the foreseeable future, they're practically the next browns KEK
Harbaugh is coming to the Giants.
>>152852081Baltimore
>>152852081Gotta be the Buccs, right?
>>152852115yes there is. eternal winter for the jetties
Drake Maye has the best EPA by a mile. He should win MVP.
Harbaugh to the Raiders pleasePLEASEI need that brother on brother coaching drama twice a year, and the Raiders have an active need at the positionHarbaugh isn't an awful coach either he just has a ceiling that's miles above where the Raiders are right now
>>152852035Erm based
>>152852115Why would anyone want the Jets job when the Giants job is available?
>>152852081Jim called for a special teams coordinator lol
oof
>>152852121He's frustrated.
It's always sad seeing a fanbase get so gleeful about their team entering a decade of purgatory. Ravens fans have no idea what's coming.
>>152852136Giants basically already said they're looking at other team's OCs did they not?
>>152852043Yes, Eberflus is the way
John Morton fired by the Lions. Where is that retard who kept saying he was going to stay? I was off by a day but it was obvious as soon as Dan took over plays. I just hope the next coordinator doesn’t call plays from a fucking booth. Booth coordinators suck and I hate when cameras focus on them
>>152852150o kek
>>152852156That was before Harbaugh became available
>>152852115No one is picking the fucking jets over the giants or anyone elseEven the raiders at least have a high draft pick and Vegas now
was that a foul on baltimore's snapper during loop's fg miss?
>>152852154they deserve every bit of it. ive 17 years sober but might drink in celebration to retardation
lovin this candidate pool for my cowboys DC, after all the action is done. just give us the over-talented defensive guy.
in the end, fuck dan campbell!
Most teams don't realize how hellish having instability at head coach can be for a franchise. I hope for the best the ravens don't fuck up their win column because they become the new browns or whatever. (Technically they are the real ones)
I actually feel like the Giants could be the Patriots/Bears/Jaguars of next year if they find the right guy.
>this image will never be updated againF
>Tom Brady's plane, which was flying to Carolina to prep for the upcoming wildcard game, immediately turned around back to Las Vegas within 20 minutes of the Ravens announcing Harbaugh's departure from the organization.IT'S HAPPENING
>>152852083may as well be young and rice
ravens should hire lanning
>>152852156I wouldn’t be surprised if they brought in Spags either
Baltimore would really rather blame their superbowl winning head coach over Lameme Jackson and Derrick "no hands" Hendry?
>>152852078Who's gonna be his OC? I absolutely believe in Flores btw.
I don't understand how the Niners are the biggest underdog vs the Eagles when you ignore the Rams/Panthers
>>152852191Lan Danning is staying in Eugene where the only black people are on the team TYVM.
>>152852186What
BREAKING:Mike Brown has retracted the entirety of this statement and is firing Zac Taylor in favor of Harbaugh
>>152852190palmer also raped shit and wouldve been mvp any other year but newton won and brady was brady
>>152852081>a jewish agents leaks/lies in order to raise his client's stockunheard of!
>>152852196The Patriots loss was 100% on Harbaugh for benching Henry at the end of the game for no reason even though the Pats had no answer for Henry gashing them on every single run play. Inexplicable.
If you unironically think that the Ravens should get rid of Lamar, you are stupid and shouldn't be allowed to post
>>152852144Gotta be the Buccaneers or the Jets
Today was a good day
Shit teams
>>152852210Fake
>>152852224He's an expensive bum; why should they keep him?
>>152852224He is on a down trend and will never be as good as he was. Better to get rid of him now while he's somewhat valuable.
>>152852149you're retarded but in this instance you're correct. no one will miss this mouthbreathing asswipe with eternal surprised shook look on his stupid fucking horse face
>>152852224>black qbs
I unironically would trade the 10th overall and Zac Taylor to the Ravens just for him to not be the head coach of the Cincinnati Bengals
Expect to see the Kiwi dick ride Bo Nix and the broncos all next season as gayvens will be fading away into obscurity
Predict the coaching hires
>>152852224He's in decline and will never be worth more than he is this off-season. He's often injured and hasn't been a factor in the playoffs. You just fired your coach of 18 years.
Imagine being the Cardinals trying to fill your HC position. You can't move off of Kyler Murray, and the division is full of coaches who are almost certainly better than you.
>>152852260Harbaugh to the Ravens
>>152852158he's still here. still thinks it was "morton's offense"
>>152852255joe bussy supports zac so why would they get rid of him
hire this bussy
>>152852224Ravens fans would rather soak in the bowl for 5 years than just flush it. Depressing.
>>152852258He also started glazing the jags until an anon called him out on it.
Three way jigabooshuffle:Lameme to MiamiTua to GlendaleKyler to BaltimoreWho says no?
>Jerry Jones is said to be "all in" on Harbaugh. That's the seventh interested team, not Baltimore.
>>152852260Primate to the Browns
all in my ass
>>152852289What's even the point?
>>152852224I mean when he first came into the nfl he was a failure, they had to restructure to design the offense entirely around him for him to succeed. can he be plugged into any other system and find the same success?
>>152852189Make it happen, Maras.
>>152852284Nothing new the kiwi will glaze fraud teams until they get fraud checked by real contenders aka the bills last year and the bills or pats this year.
is he 1/16th black and fulfills the rooney rule? otherwise why the fuck would you interview him for anything above a qb coach job
>>152852224>declining meme scramble QB>lost HoF HC>aging weapons>swiss cheese defense with actual retard DCsell high Ravens are done
>>152852302Each team gets to maintain a black qb but with an improved attitude and fresh start. I understand Miami even has a remedial phonics program.
>>152852279Lamar is an elite QB, retard. You're all acting like replacing him is going to be easy and straighforward, NEWS FLASH: Even if you're a well run team, the chances of you drafting a QB of Lamar's caliber are incredibly slim. If you have a QB like Lamar, you ride it until the fucking wheels fall off with no regrets.
>>152852289All these teams deserve it for picking DEI quarterbacks.
how is this legal
>>152852184not quite as bad as all the rest but here's one last blown 10 point lead for the road
>>152852274Joe Burrow also said that they should pay Tee Higgins big bucks. Maybe Joe Burrow's opinions on team composition aren't very good and he should just stick to playing football.
>>152852027>MVP and Super Bowl MVP in one yearHas anyone else done this, or is Drake just that good?
Fuck it, Harbaugh as Lions OC
>>152852316The wheels have already fallen off. Have you watched him this year or what? Mobile QBs are ticking time bombs.
>>152852328You won't do shit.
>>152852333Mahomes literally 3 years ago. Before that, Kurt Warner in '99.
>Kiwi is still slurping Lameme's dickLMAO KWAB
>>152852316>Lamar is an elite QBLmao. All the fake MVP awards will never make this true.
imagine thinking “yep, harbaugh is the problem. couldnt be our black qb” lmaoo
>>152852328Just bet on the eagles and move on
>>152852336>The wheels have already fallen off. Have you watched him this year or what?Yeah, I watched him put his team in a position to kick a FG to get into the playoffs that they missed. If you think a down year is a reason to jettison the best QB you've had ever, then you're incredibly fucking stupid. Honestly, I don't even know why I'm wasting my time because you all just personally hate him and aren't even discussing in good faith.
>>152852263Very grim indeed. We're likely hiring Vance Joseph or promote Petzing.
>>152852328because the sample size is one season when the Eagles were good and the 49ers were bad?
>MVP is a fake award when it goes to a QB i don't like
>>152852328Niners have too many injuries anyways, it was over before it began
>>152852183why would anybody go to a state that taxes you to death?
>>152852367Pretty much yeah
The Super Bowl 60 will be between 2 animal teams
Harbaugh is NOT coming my berds.
>>152852349That’s pretty rare
I would literally bet money that Harbaugh will come here. I even checked the Hard Rock app but I didn't' see anywhere that you could bet on coach hirings.
>>152852360Your backup QB had your two toughest wins this year.
After further review I am ready to crown Trevor Lawrence as elite. He's a very stupid person but I'm not exaggerating when I say there is nobody that anticipates throws better than he does except maybe Rodgers.If he had a WR like Davante Adams that sees the play as it's unfolding he'd be a Hall of Famer. Jakobi Meyers does good enough at that though, and in addition to using his legs in an educated manner that's where the production explosion comes from
>>152852382Why would he? You guys just have a bridge QBIt'll be Raiders or Giants
>>152852376of the feline variety
>>152852374Ben Johnson and Mike Vrabel are both getting fucked in the ass by taxes. All the California teams have premier head coaches. All the It's not that deep.
>>152852224It better come out that he's been playing on a partially torn ACL because this is literally unacceptable from an ELITE MOBILE QB with the division on the line in a pseudo-playoff game. People used to fear Lameme because if you fucked up one time with spying him (or even if you didn't) he could run for a 60 yard touchdown on any play. Not only that but the spy forced lets him play with one less person in most coverages and inflated his passing stats given that Mark Andrews and whoever the fuck else was always running wide open. Running QBs also generally raise the efficiency of their actual RBs as well, given that the LB most usually responsible for filling the hole is stuck in limbo until a second after the ball is snapped because Lamar can always keep it and run himself. If he's lost any part of his mobility he becomes a painfully average passer with some athletic ability - he becomes Justin fucking Fields.
I'm actually gobsmacked that they chose Lameme over Harbaugh.
>>152852377But Lamar is.
>>152852367He just happened to be a black qb at the peak of DEI nonsense.
>>152852389He's not a bridge QB though and I doubt Harbaugh views him as one either.Plus one would assume Harbaugh will bring Monken with him and Monken coached Baker in Cleveland and he loved him.
>>152852376It's called the cat bowl
>>152852202I don't understand how they're an underdog at all when their opponent has the offense they do>>152852144I mean we do need an experienced special teams coordinator because ours has been a bum for years
>>152852328Everything is legal when you are the law
Pantherfags are getting too cocky for my liking
>>152852412he just happened to be the best player of the season
>>152852334Isnt he a special teams coach?
>>152852333Him and mahomes are in their own league. Where gonna see at least one of them in each of the next 10 owl appearances. Only non fraud QBs are allowed in.
>>152852429Imagine them after they win on Saturday...
>>152852043Mike McCarthy deserves a 3rd chance. Just don't let him call the plays.
Harbaugh to the Cardinals
>>152852410I’m surprised they didn’t wait another year or two. They’re in the tail end of the window being open and had injury problems this year, you may as well ride it out until the end and then blow it all up and start over
The Panthers only lose to bad teams. And all the bad teams just ended their season. They're going all the way.
>>152852224Black QBs don't age well. Lamar is basically 40 in white years
>>152852072He did this to get kingsbury
>>152852224Harbaugh had to literally fix the offense around him because his football IQ was in the fucking gutter. The only reason Lameme had success was because of Harbaugh, he'd have turned into Justin Fields if he didn't have a top caliber HC behind him.
>>152852457The Patriots, Bills, Jags, and Seahawks raped them
>>152852468and when lameme wins another MVP without him?
All respect to history, but it's a results based job. "Coach _____ makes the team significantly, visibly better. at X" as a consensus. When its obvious to everybody and everybody has the same answer why, you have a good one. Everybody else is on the hot seat or should be fired following poor results.>Mcvay, shanahan, reid(although he may have just gotten exposed himself) O' connel.>Jim Harbough(for now) Mcdonald, Ryans, Vrabel. If you don't know what your head coach is definitively bringing to the table for your football team, he better be in his first year, or he needs to be fired ate the end of a second consecutive year of no results.
I can't wait for Maye's break out owl win after beating Allen (a goat tradition) in the offs. It's gonna be awesome to watch mahomes vs the pats next year. Even as a Mahomes truther I think they're so close but it'll depend on the state of their weapons. Hoping for a good draft :).
An entire division with a negative point differentialHoly basedola
>the Ravens fired Harbaugh because he wouldn't fire Monken>Monken hasn't been reported as fired yetWhat?
>>152852481Counterpoint, Sirianni
Panthers are the gay inclusion in the playoffs, like they do for movies. An NFC South team HAD to make the playoffs
multiple things can be true at once, such as: lamar is washed and teams don't fewr him anymore, also harbaugh is an overrated coach with some horrific traits such a game-closing management
>>152852484Crazy how none of these teams have had a good QB in years
>>152852484Jets are still a bad half from equalling the entire divisions point differential anyway
>>152852490The ravens luck ran out. They are now a tranny team I'm afraid. Time for the browns to unfuck themselves and take the north.
>>152852468Harbaugh does not call or design plays
>>152852500That looks so wrong
>>152852081Jets or Bucs
If any team in the AFC North starts being moderately competent, they get to go to the playoffs every year.
>>152852530It's gonna be the Browns
>>152852202Warm weather team traveling across the country to a cold weather team. That's at least worth 3 points
>>152852497he is bad, hired OC case and point. lol judgement.
ravens 2026 o/u 8.5?
>>152852538with what qb
>>152852481>o'connelnice try kek
>[Cole Jackson] From my understanding, the key #Ravens offensive players wanted a new voice for the offense. It sounds like John Harbaugh disagreed and that was the straw that broke the camels back. Would imagine this bodes well for Lamar Jackson contract negotiations.Ownership really did bend the knee for Lameme lmao. Monken was a good OC and if he follows Harbaugh to Tampa they will be a serious contender next year
>>152852466>>152852500Why do people want this guy? Short memories? He was a disaster in Arizona.
>>152852541It's "case in point" you fucking esl retard
>Bucs still haven't fired their Coach Primate
Mark my words. If maye doesn't win his first this year then he's the biggest fraud to ever exist. But if he does then he's on par with mahomes for controlling the AFC. I believe the latter and you should too before you get exposed.The second dynasty has begun...
>>152852544Sheduer under the tutelage of Klint Kubiak
>>152852554>Harbaugh to TampaYou guys still have Bowels. Enjoy
>they actually got rid of harbaugh over lememeJesus christ. Get ready to become a poverty franchise gayvens
>>152852554>key offensive players
Lamar Jackson is a coach killer
minasissies...
>>152852555Didn't he get fired for trying to hook up with a teenage girl in Mexico before a game? Then after he got fired he went to some Asian country that has tons of underage hookers?
>>152852565you're not serious
If I were a Ravens fan, I'd be shitting myself at seeing how many teams are scrambling to get him not even an hour of his firing.
>>152852081Baltimore bros we got Johnny Harbaugh BACK
>>152852586She mad
John Harbaugh must be a faggot. He he's riding for Monken like Monken is riding his cock.
>>152852591He just needs more time
>>152852559thanks for correcting my sentence structure, instead of refuting any point I made.
>>152852544
>>152852592>>152852576>no super bowl in 14 years>would have been fired in 2018 if Lamar didn't save his assYou're all fucking retarded
>>152852592Ravens fans are largely incapable of introspection
>>152852612>>no super bowl in 14 yearsThanks to Lameme
>>152852612Who is going to replace him?
>>152852554There's still complete retards ITT who think this is an attractive job.
>>152852603Both Harbaughs are huge faggots but I think they prefer women for sex. They're probably too autistic for sex though.
>>152852612>got fired in 2026 thanks to Lamar
>>152852541some eagles fans claim he doesn't hire the coordinators. I don't even know anymore
>>152852224>selling high is le badStay poor
>>152852622They only had sex with their wives to reproduce.
>>152852555Based belichad
>>152852630That's what I figured so sex with dudes is a waste of time.
>>152852626he didn't hire the previous coordinator (Moore), this one is internal and so was the one before moore
>>152852360>If you think a down year is a reason to jettison the best QB you've had ever, then you're incredibly fucking stupid.So true! https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25546252/baltimore-ravens-elect-move-joe-flaccoKeep in mind that BREAKOUT year for Lameme with the #1 defense was good enough for a wild card exit kek.
>>152852586I don't know how anyone can look at the walking corpse than is the packers roster and think their better than just about anyone in the playoffs. They were a top 4 team before kraft, parsons,and everyone else died, but they aren't shit now. It would be so fucking funny if they beat the bears.
>>152852555Offensive head coaches are all the rage right now and this hiring cycle is starved of them.
>>152852603>loyalty is..le badI hate broccoli haired wigger zoomers so fucking much it’s unreal
>>152852144Dolphins are on that list
>>152852027>Titans are going to interview anyone but Robert Saleh it seems>They're going to do an interview with Jason Fucking Garrett>The choices are so abysmal this year that the majority of options that the Titans are looking at are filled with coaches known for being abysmal failures at it like Matt Nagy and Vance JosephIt's all so fucking grim
>>152852607I don't even know or care what you're arguing about. I simply have no desire to read some Indian's brain diarrhea
>>152852555Was held back by the midge
>>152852655big brand power + manlove hype
>>152852573>still have Bowels.at some point hes going to get fired, if its next year then why not now, why waste potentially Evans final year and the talent of the young players on the team with a middling coach like bowles for another year. hes still with us cause he hasn't met with the Glazers yet this week.
>>152852586This is a power ranking of qb jawlines
>Harbaugh is in the same position Reid wasHe’s gonna go to the Giants
>>152852663Wow, a Titans fan
Myles Garrett strikes me a as a guy who FUCKS uncomfortably hard
>>152852554Sorry ytboi!!!
>>152852659>jeopardizing your job for some OC you hired 3 years ago that your offense wants fired btwNah you're just mentally retarded
>blackhead coaches
>>152852663Maybe Josh McDaniels will be interested
wow
>>152852144lol
>>152852686nah he has the same physique and so he probably has the same proclivities as dwight howard
>>152852466BURY THE KING, KINGSBURY
>>152852663You don't want Robert Saleh
>>152852713>mcvay>shanahanI don't understand, these guys were just hired.
>>152852663We're about 4 years away from tying the all-time series with you retards and we've been fucking losers for 20 years lmfao
TACTICAL TRVKE INCOMINGHarbaugh saw the writing on the wall with Lameme's wheels falling off/injuries and clung to Monken as an easy out
Reminder Byron Murphy fucks trannies
>>152852713Wouldn't be surprised if McDermott and Tomlin both get fired if they get blownout this week.
>>152852724I have no idea what this means
jets should hire harbaugh and tua
>>152852713>coward baby>mahomes baby>allen baby>good coach>good coach
>>152852750>Tua
>>152852728Kekkkkk underrated
>>152852685You know how fucked my team is? They're interviewing Kliff Kingsbury but haven't even requested an interview with Saleh. If the Jets weren't a thing my team would be KWABOTY
>>152852742based i'm a seahawks fan nowwould love to watch him go at it with kxobby
Will >we be able to replace Kingsbury? Who is even available?
the 49rs are sitting at an absurd +3000 super bowl odds.They get a top tier record even in this stacked division, every week they can stay alive hey get healthier too. The rams are at +500 and they just lost twice to the nfc south.> +3000bet now bros
>>152852750Nobody wants to go to the Jets. They should sell the franchise and move to Oklahoma
>>152852746dwight howard is notoriously zesty and takes it in the poop shoot from trannies
I don't know why people pretend to forget that Lamar saved Harbough's job in the first place all those years ago. His tenure has been filled with extremely questionable and bad decisions independent of Lamar
>>152852758>If the Jets weren't a thing my team would be KWABOTYstill tony
>>152852724You're thinking of Byron Murphy
>>152852767People are blinded by hatred
imagine if the Ravens hired Deion Sanders kek
>>152852728
>>152852115Harbaugh is the #1 candidate everywhere now. Why would he go to the fucking jets?
>>152852735He is the best out of an incredibly poor lot. My team is not winning anything anytime soon. Might as well establish some form of culture like Vrabel did before we even think about making it .500
>>1528527388 years ago
>the ravens are now going to blow the majority of their cap on a new contract for lameme AND hire a worse new coach
>>152852764They won't even beat the Eagles kek
>>152852078>Is hired by the ravens >Sues the NFL for being "stereotyped" into coaching the nigger team
>>152852790lmao he has aged more than pete
>LaBum Blackson
>>152852738>>152852790Less than 8 days ago
>>152852762probably have to take a shot at some young position coach
>>152852766BASED poop chute taker
Lamar has a lot of demands for being a ringless bum
PHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE FUCKING JOKING
>>152852814CLAP
Hopefully Harbaugh fires that retard Schoen immediately
If Harbaugh is such a good coach why is Lamar still unable to read?
>>152852713Sad
Coach Amazon Prime
>>152852821He’s not an elementary school teacher
Post season Pick em on ESPN.com. password is bakersux. Don't forget you can fill out 2 brackets.https://fantasy.espn.com/free-prize-games/sharer?challengeId=272&from=espn&context=GROUP_INVITE&edition=espn-en&groupId=c92b79cc-0e2c-4329-aba2-23e80205280d&joinKey=b289c14a-2152-36d3-afef-ce12f2d10706
>>152852821we ain't come to play SCHOOL
>>152852814This current crop of coaches are so fucking awful that the Titans have to stoop as low as interviewing Jason Garrett. Being their fan is suffering
>>152852821Can't coach reading speed.
Prince Primate
>>152852814I heard Jeff Fisher is available
>>152852836>a mob of ducksI'm out.
sex with mina kimes after the chargers win the wild card game
WHO IS NEXT
>>152852820Kek
Catb owl
But what team will land Philip Rivers as HC
>>152852791>>152852796Stop samefagging no one cares about your shit team becoming even more shit.
>>152852874Expansion team
>>152852874Hopefully no team. Showing up at 44 and losing a few games playing QB does not mean you can skip the grind working your way up
>>152852860sorry but Mina has a new BWC she likes
>>152852852Kek>>152852843Not appealing, every year you hear the owner wants more involvement and every year they get worse, and even if you're a good coach they'll can you for not kissing ass. People that want to win football games don't want to deal with that nonsense.
>>152852852We need 7-9 Man more than ever
>>152852884these hoes ain't loyal
>>152852884So if you’re a dumb bitch you’re voting Fake Gaye for MVP. Got it
someone hire uncle phil
>>152852884Based Mina knowsMaye >>>>> Sherbert
>>152852921that's grandpa phil, uncle phil funds my duckies
>>152852907He wins in both the eye test and the advanced stats. And wins. Statford literally only has the meme stat of passing TDs.
time for him to lead a squad to a couple wins (again)
Why don't teams hire Brady as HC?
>>152852888People that want to win football games don't go to Tennessee anymore. We're practically torturing Jeffrey Simmons by keeping him on
>>152852928because he will be playing QB next year, duh?
are you born gay? I have two cousins that both came out of the closet in the past year and half, I’m wondering if it’s genetic..
>>152852939Chiefs fan btw
>>152852939go eagles btw
>>152852928Do you want to be the starting QB that gets yelled at and loses to Tom Brady at practice every day?
>>152852765>Go from the biggest metropolitan area in the US to some flyover shithole
>>152852929He could have double the production if he were in LA
>>152852939HOL UPHOL UPHOL UPDEM BOYZ
>>152852939>two cousins that both came out of the closetyou just know
>>152852810He's only ringless cause of that dumb fucking cracker on the sidelines. Lamar needs a BROTHA know'm saying?
>>152852939oops i forgot go texans
>>152852928He should start as a QB coach first
>>152852939miner uncles doing work
>>152852951He has a brother named Rick Bayless who is a famous chef of mexican cuisine. I watch his videos on youtube sonetimes
>>152852928Isn't that illegal
>>152852951espn hiring all these lesbians
>>152852760Kys gay
>>152852966That's his plan the second year of the comeback, after winning the title. GOAT HABITS
>>152852939My one aunt is abusive and she has 2 sons that are gay and 2 that are severely autistic. She only has 4 kids.
What team does /nfl/ want to win the owl vs who is probably gonna do it.
why is he wasting time with an old hag?
>>152852869People still don't understand the significance of the Jags and Panthers playing in week 1. Jags are also making it this year since we won the game. Panthers were the winners of the last two games. We will finally get the cat bowl we should have had in 1996.
>>152852979I want the PanthersProbably the Seahawks
>>152852979want panthersprobably panthers
>>152852981Because he's based and you're cringe
>>152852981Creampie her without knocking her up.
>>152852979Bears or Patriots will cause maximum seethe whilst still being the actual good guys
>>152852981Who has more CTE?
>>152852979JagsSeahawks or Eagles
>>152852981>jerk off to her as a teen >bang her as an adultdamn
>>152852992Women can get pregnant up to their early 50s
Let him in
>>152852981>tap tap tap tap tap fuck u whores
>>152852608Poopshawn's time is over, Shadookie has arrived.
>>152852981because zoomer women are awful
>>152852979>want to winBills>probably going to winSeahawks or Jags
>>152852981>>152852992Bork Laser pumped a couple babies into Sable
>>15285298199% of us would drop everything to bang a 50 year old trish stratus, let's be real
Ravens made the right decision
>>152852970And Rick just seems like a gentle stand up guy while Skip is this shrill freak.
>>152853022nah you did
>>152852979Want Steelers to win because the seethe would be enormous but it's likely the Eagles are going to win again and there will still be seething
>>152852981young men can't handle mature female wiles. Once you have a woman who knows how to play with your dick right and not say stupid shit 24/7 you start to fall for anything
>2x MVP QB and a rookie kicker get you firedKWAB
>>152853026They listened to their 70 IQ primate QB, they absolutely did not make the right decision
>>152853026I mean his QB was the epitome of anti clutch
>>152852979BearsBears
rate shadman's $350,000,000 yacht
>>152853039his QB isn't why they were eliminated these last two years
>>152853026>guy who coached longer than just about anyone else has more lossesWhoa
>>152852939Caleb's brother is a male stripper so do the math
>>152852979My Steelers (:My Steelers (:
>>152853050its comparing teams not coaches
>>152852921how the fuck are you gonna be a HC when the team that's gonna hire you would rather have you starting at QB
>>152853044Overcompensating for being Indian
Is being gay even real? I can't imagine being a man and not finding women attractive. It's like people who pretend to like Kombucha even though it tastes like shit
Steelers haven't lost a MNF game at home under Tomlin
>>152852979ReffiesReffies
>>152853064girls are kinda gay desu, you have to be a little gay to like them and even gayer to tolerate their shit
>>152852981Flip the genders and the 42 year old is sick.
>>152852979Panthers win their first ever Super Bowl on a game winning 4th quarter drive by Bryce Young as time expiresI think it will be the Bills only because they'll rig it for Josh Allen to keep Super Bowl ratings up since no Mahomie no Lamar no Burrow and Bo Nix/Maye/Lawrence aren't superstars yet
>>152853065Shroud has never lost an away playoff game on a Monday
>>152852979>want49ers in the NFC, patriots in the AFC. really anyone but the fudgepackers though will be o
>>152853027Yeah they are total opposites. Unless skip is just really good at playing a character on tv
>>152853085Harbaugh has more Super Bowls than Lameme
pic rel proves drake is a schedule baby and that stafford is the MVP
>>152853079He absolutely was but he got to a point where he couldn't turn it off, like Hulk Hogan.
>>152852179Amen
>>152853005Shes a wrestler who routinely jumps off ropes and gets kicked in the stomach. She has natural immunity to a pregnancy
>>152853087need a fact check on this
>>152853085why wasnt lamar able to responde with 21 points?
>>152853085if lamar is so good why doesnt he play both ways like hunter does?
>>152853087kek got his ass
>>152853064I'm not gay but I'm desperately horny and would take a 2nd look at a decent looking ladyboy. I imagine it mostly stems from that kind of degeneracy
>>152853087>>152853095Also has more Lamar Hunt trophies.
>>152853090Looks like Stafford forces throws to Adams and Puka versus the open receiver
>>152853064Kombucha tastes good albeit
Irsay's massive fake tits
>>152853044When is an ambitious serial killer going to start targeting yachts. You know the entire crew would be itching to "not recall, sorry."
>>152853085You obviously don't know ball if you think lamar is clutch enough to comeback at all. They always a score 30 points early and lose.
>>152852979seahawksseahawks or rasm
>>152852979I think the Bears would be the most fun, I think the Seahawks are going to win it with their defense.
>>152853085lamar jackson still needs to respond accordingly. blame the coach all you want but lamar is implicit when leads get choked away.because you need to get the ball down the field and score points when it matters
>>152852979seahawksniggles
>>152853108Kombucha tastes like weird beer. And if u let it sit and ferment it actually will become alcoholic.
>>152853111I want to her to crush my balls and spit in my mouth
>>152853111You make a good point
>>152852382If the Tampa job was available it would be the best job outside of baltimore on the market for 2026. Although I think the giants job is the best job for 2027
Carlie Irsay-Gordon SEXOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152853090tlaw ready to takeover when stafford retires in ten years. stafford is just heating up
>>152853090They’re gonna give it to Stafford due to his age anyways because Maye has plenty of seasons to get it
>>152853126All kombucha is alcoholic, its just below the legal limit so you can sell it as a fermented drink. Same way that Vanilla Extract has pure grain alcohol in it and can get you drunk, but its not regulated.
>>152853044>billionaires will never ever invent the pleasure submarine thanks to the titanic guy
>>152853111i like her eyes and hair
>>152852979JagsTexans or Rams
Rank these NFL owners from the one you'd like to fuck the most to least.
>>152853147humina humina humina AWOOGA
>>152853137that’s great, but when has he done this in the playoffs? He’s like a worser version of John Allen in the post season
>>152853147I like to imagine her rimming my asshole whilst jerking me off.
i would fuck the shit out of gayle benson
>>152852144There sure are a lot of shit teams that are desperate nowadays
>>152853111>gets bimbo-sized tits halfway through the seasonWhat did she mean by this?
>>152853150Ill take Ginny (shes in a box)
>>152853085>*slurp slurp slurp*That's you lmaoFucking retard
>>152853157that's called a reacharound
>>152853165I believe that act is called a rusty trombone aksually
>>152853138God I hope so. That and the all time records he set this year would cement him as a HOF QB. Stafford will become the poster boy for players who languish in shit organizations finally getting out and succeeding.
>>152853147looksmatched with mark davis
>>152853150who's the one on the right? mogs the fuck out of the hideous colts jewesses
>>152853165Didn't know that
>>152853133Dungy was fired a week after the season ended. Jon Gruden was fired like 2 weeks after the season ended, and Lovie Smith was fired 3 days after the season ended.Just because he's still employed right now doesn't mean Bowles is safe nor that the Bucs aren't talking to Harbaugh.
Guys please, she's just simply mourning the passing of her father
>>152853143Yeah. Extracts like that are too expensive for kids to get drunk off of. You wouldn't be able to get drunk off kombucha without puking. Same thing with cooking wine, you'd probably die if you drank a bottle from electrolyte imbalance.
NOOOOO LAMAR IS GOOD YOU JUST HAVE TO FIRE EVERYONE 3 TIMES OVER FOR HIM TO SUCCEED
>>152853170somehow also better looking than the irsay hags despite being like 30 years older
NFC 1 seeds 2012-2025Falcons (lost CCG)Seahawks (won owl)Seahawks (lost owl)Panthers (lost owl)Cowboys (lost div)Eagles (won owl)Saints (lost CCG)49ers (lost owl)Packers (lost CCG)Packers (lost div)Eagles (lost owl)49ers (lost owl)Lions (lost div)Seahawks
>>152852979I want the panthers to win and Bryce to do good. In the afc I want jags for catb owl or bills.
>>152853193Not really
>>152853171It is, someone used to post a drawing demonstrating it with the Chiefs logo on the guys head and Bengals logo on the girls head.
>>152853192LAMAR CAN'T WIN WITH THESE CATS MAYNE
Hello
Firing Harbaugh is fucking insane. Glad I'm not a Ravens fan.
>>152853193She looks like the mom from everyone loves Raymond with dyed hair
The ravens are fucked if they don’t sign Ryback as headcoach
>>152852586This entire list is so god awful that I refuse to believe this isn't a shitpost
I unironically think my Ravies are going to be last in the division next season I fucking hate this fanbase
>get rid of morton despite having a top 5 scoring offense>bring in some unproven retard who doesnt have a schemeDan is SO getting fired next year
John to the raiders to see the brothers fight two times a year
>>152852468Wow he had him run RPOs instead of being a pocket passer. I’m surprised people can comprehend such a change in the playbook let alone the stupidity you’re posting
>>152853087>Harbaugh has more Super Bowls than LamemeThat's because Flacco is clutch and had one of the best playoff runs in NFL history (1140 yards, 11 TDs, 0 INT). John Harbaugh had nothing to do with that win. Both Harbaugh and Lamar are chokers.
No matter what happens at least I can laugh at the Chiefs for not making the playoffs
>>152853227Common rich old lady high maintenance haircut. Women spend more time and money on their hair the older they get. It is a symptom of deep dependence and insecurity.
>>152853263I'm a panther fan and we have no room to laugh at the chiefs retard.
>>152852586Should be>Seahawks>Jaguars>Patriots>Broncos>Rams>49ers>Texans>Bills>Eagles>Chargers>Bears>Steelers>Packers>Panthers
>>152853243>Commies QB coachUh, okay. I mean he did a good job with Mariota when Daniels got hurt, but it feels like an odd choice when guys like Daboll are still kicking around
Tim Tebow is a baller and a playmaker
>>152853243ben johnson was an unproven retard who didn't have a scheme too
Bears?
>>152853278generational talent ruined to preserve tom and frame aaron
>>152853252>MUH LAMEME IS THE GOATEST QB OF ALL TIME SHIIIIIIIIIIIET
>>152853243...well, Morton sucked at least
>>152853283many people will be saying this after this weekend
>>152853263Please sign Renfrow back and get him a ring
>>152853285the monsters of the midway. no team now has a cool nickname only a faggy dance
>>152852412In what way were Lamar's MVPs 'DEI'? Lamar was voted the unanimous MVP in 2019, which has only happened one other time in NFL history (2010 Brady). And in 2023, the Ravens played 14 games against teams over .500, winning 10 of them (an NFL record). Dak had a slightly higher passer rating (105.9 vs 102.7), but had a significantly easier schedule.
>>152852027>firing Harbaugh when they should’ve fired LamemePoverty franchise type shit
>owners listened to their choking primates in the locker room instead of the last white dad in baltimore
>>152852882I think he can get QB coach easily
>>152853296blough n' shough?
>>152853310tiny hat habits in a tiny hat league baka refs
>have like a bazillion dollars and a Superbowl ring>get firedWhatever dude, just retire. I keep telling that to my dad whenever he's all stressed about work because he could literally retire tomorrow if he wanted to
Maye would literally be 17-0 in LA throwing to those receivers. Stafford would be back to his Detroit bum self in NE.
>>152853283Ben Johnson was an assistant coach for over a decade before he moved to OC for another 4 years.Blough has been a QB assistant holding a clipboard for 1 year
>>152853307>dak vs. lameme ultimate neverwas mid-offyeah okay you argue about who is the best doofus missing the playoffs again
>>152853324what team is he coaching? tell him im a fan
>>152853306Heterosexual team dances. You don't see those much anymore.
>>152853326Stafford was great in Detroit you fucking moron. Fake Gaye has played a cupcake schedule and lost to the Stoolers lmfao.
>>152852077...is Belichick up for grabs?
>>152853326>plays the softest babby schedule we've seen in decades>fans get all uppity and act like they're back to the Brady/Belichick daysPootriots fans in for a rude awakening
>>152852767Pretty much this. He was very likely going to have been fired a LOT sooner had it not been for Lamar. His mistake was listening to everyone else and deciding to fire Tucker for a BJ he paid for. If that kick went in, he'd still have a job.
>>152853342>Against common opponents Maye is 6-0 while Stafford is 4-2wow... really makes you think
>>152853342>Stafford was great in DetroitNEWFAGGOT ALERT NEWFAGGOT ALERT NEWFAGGOT ALERT
>>152853331and blough was in the NFL for half a decade despite going undrafted. you don't do that unless you have elite knowledge of the game.
>>152853342He was so good, they traded him away in his prime!His two signature moves>chuck it to megatron>get injured
>>152853358kek, what a fucking hospital team
Uh morton sisters... I thought we were the pride of the lions...
>>152853338no player stands hip to hip, but dick to dick today
>>152852027So where is Harbaugh going? Maybe he sits a season out because the jobs that are open now don’t have great upside other than maybe Vegas if Mendoza’s not a fraud
>>152853387I’d be shocked if he ends up anywhere other than the New York Giants
>>152853307>2019 MVP>1 and done after securing the #1 seed after going 1 TD, 2 INT, worst game of his career after the Titans just copied what the Steelers did to him in the early season
padford didn't have to sign a second contract in detroit, nor joey glass in cinci, nor myles garrett in clevelandstop feeling sorry for these people lmao
>In the first 45 minutes after John Harbaugh was fired this afternoon, his agent Bryan Harlan said he received calls from seven NFL teams expressing interest in his client. >There currently are seven NFL head coach openings, including Baltimore’s.>That means a franchise that currently has a head coach reached out to Harbaugh’s agent. At least one, and likely more.So who are the coaches who are going to be chopped if harbaugh agrees?
>>152853160I want to be her toyboy
>>152853370He better have extraordinary knowledge if hes given the keys to a team on the latter half of their superbowl window.The fact that Dan hired Johnny Morton should give you pause, especially when oddball shit like this pops up.This is not the time to try and pull a bunch of diamonds from the rough like its the beginning of a rebuild.
>>152853274They missed the playoffs though
>>152853408Nick Sirianni
>>152853408If every team with an opening is interested in the guy you just fired you fucked up. Ratbirds panic and hire him back with a raise
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>>152853408Probably Buccs or Fins
>>152853294That’s cool but Harbitch is still unemployed and eliminated from playoff contention
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im staying here after what they did to marcus allen. fuck that
>>152853334Like it or not, MVP is a regular season award. I have no problem admitting that Lamar is a playoff choker, but I do have a problem with people pretending he didn't earn those MVPs. 2019 isn't even a debate, but in 2023, if not Lamar, who would you have win the MVP? Not Dak. CMC had a great season, but it wasn't record breaking (which it would pretty much have to be for a non-QB to win MVP). Certainly not Allen, who threw 18 picks and didn't even make the pro bowl, much less All-pro.
>>152853432Would you fuckin stop? Let it die
>>152852224Hes choked in the playoffs for years and will never be better than he has been. I’ll admit he’s become a far better passer than I ever expected but he won’t ever be a pocket passer. Thats exactly where he struggles. So you really want a declining QB on a huge contract when you need to fix your defense too?
>>152852289Why would Baltimore replace lameme with a worse version of him that’s nearly as expensive?
>>152854405That didn't stop them from firing Harbaugh
is saleh being interviewed?
woah harbaugh got fired?
simpson
>>152852850The Prince that was Primated
woah tom brady retired?
>>152852070Go to San Diego and consult for Jim and the Chargers for a whilegain some much needed modernized football IQand wait out for a better team with a coaching vacancy.
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