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seagull smackdown edition
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sorry about the dynasty fumble bane
maybe you'll be like tiggs and get 2027 before all of your talent retires or jumps ship for greener pastures
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>>152855910
medications at once
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>>152856733
new pork yankies
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ahhh yess i hope brisbane can sort their stuff and become the next west coast eagles and be an absolute joke and stain on the competition for the next 7 years
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brisbane won't ever be like the eagles because the afl simply won't let a northern state go to shit when all they care about is growing up north. they don't give a fuck about WA or SA, only vic and they begrudgingly want to build in QLD and NSW. this state of origin shit isn't even because they care about WA it's because the WA government, aside from wasting money on a shit NRL team, also basically paid for everything for this retarded SOO match.
brisbane was shockingly shit for years also and couldn't retain talent, they just recruited well for years and built up to the point where they are now a powerhouse young team. the problem is that the iggs waited too long to move on premiership talent and maintain their list and now they make idiotic moves like getting a fucking duursma as pick 1. i'm a poort fan, i know to never trust those retarded vic private school fuckheads after we lost one to fucking essendon of all teams.
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>>152856733
this rich girls look like such good bbc material god imagine jules cucking neale in a threesome and forcing him to watch so hot
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>>152856733
what does knee pointing imply?
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WAutist going off in /cric/
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>>152857473
Nah he’s cooking
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*burps*
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cant wait till shitket is over and we get our spergs back
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hey lads I haven’t posted in a while, what happened to the nic daicos gay porn photoshop discord? i logged in to discord for the first time in years and it was gone. i lost all my pictures. does the admin still post here? his name was virander
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its been a while piesperg

just chuck us a screenshot of the discord btw
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do you guys have a 'good' fork? if yes then you are poor
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lol
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>>152857639
what’s a piesperg m8
virander told us not to screenshot the server to stop it from getting leaked
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>>152857646
but your mum gave me a good fork last night
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Its hot
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It’s too fucking hot.
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>>152857731
>>152857754
https://youtu.be/g0mHVE8ebqA
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>/afl/ in winter
>haha its 10c global warming doesn't exist
>/afl/ in summer
>nooooooooooo its too hot!!!!!
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>>152857807
>It occasionally gets very hot during Summer in a country that is predominantly desert
>”MUST BE GLOBAL WARMING!”
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What’s the latest I can go to Woolies and still have hot chickens left?
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Why don’t people give way when making u-turns anymore? Do people just not know the road rules?
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>>152857868
Reckon the fact that 1 in 8 Australians have arrived from overseas in the last 20 years has something to do with it
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I just want to have a gf and do to her what Neale did to Jules and then have her get revenge by fucking other men and forcing me to watch whilst im locked up
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You aren't going to lock me up bro it's your jewish day dream it's not happening.
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so turns out jules sperged out when abby holmes pecked lachie on the cheek after a post game interview
sounds like a crazy bitch 2bh i can see why he cheated on her
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>>152858022
believe all women chudcel
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I just want to smoke crack
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>>152858022
sound like a weird thing for abbie to do but I don't know the context
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>>152858083
returned the favour. he gave her pecks on her (bum) cheeks before the match
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remember when gold coast got petracca and four first rounders at the expense of nothing in one trade period
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pootractor is cooked
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some snitch cunt got me banned for the most vanilla off topic post today
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how many poofcunt victorians die in the "heat" wave
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I wonder how many worstern "australians" died to e-scooters today
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>>152858242
>>152858275
didn't know dil would market the soo on an uzbekh darning msn group convo
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>>152858288
?
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that taswegian boy who survived the jumping castle disaster and was present in the giants rooms a few times died in an e sckooter crash recently
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actually was an e bike but whos counting
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Poor bloke
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>>152858601
This bloke is better looking and taller than Neale. Proof women just care about money and status
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none of you have the elite ball knowledge i have
port hip 2026
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>none of you have the elite ball knowledge i have
based jules iykwim haha
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why do you poofs complain about how the neale drama is the only thing people are talking about but then simulatenously only talk about it
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>>152863733
Fair to assume the people talking about it are different people to the ones complaining about it

Its talked about because there's pretty much no other footy news atm
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Why don’t you poofs just leave the cricket squares alone, these drop ins aren’t as good and it’s not like you need soft ground you fags don’t even tackle
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>>152865850
MCG and SCG are AFL stadiums, deal with it
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>2026
>enjoying cricket
>being white
top kek
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>>152865914
I don’t put white on the census, I say I’m black because it increases government funding for cultural programs
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did you know gayo sports is going up to $45pm
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>>152866057
IPTV has never been better
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does mick come back here when the cricket ends or is it straight to tennis for him
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>>152867212
he's not me retard
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>>152867212
he goes to the tennis with nrlsperga
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GONE GOTTEM
GONE
POZZIE CUNT
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for me? its the extraordinary, singular, notable, unprecedented, striking, resplendent, arresting, spectacular, phenomenal, prodigious, stellar, exemplary, astounding, staggering, inconceivable, profound, noteworthy, standout, marvelous, distinguished, preeminent, signal, conspicuous, eminent, and sensational dosn hip 2026
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Im back from the criggy lads
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my homegrown tomato plants can't handle multiple 40c days in a row, they're knackered
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>BREAKING: Cricket Australia can confirm that Usman Khawaja will return for Marvel's highly anticipated blockbuster release, Avengers: Doomsday
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Alright lads crickets over, what have I missed
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>>152867930
The Silvagni family are confirmed rapists
Lachie Neale cheated on his wife
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all the /cric/ blow-ins can fuck right off
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>>152868094
/cric/ in the summer and /afl/ in the winter, mate. Always was always will be.
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welcome back /cric/ chads
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little lay over in /tennis/ then ill be back on val day lads x
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>>152868216
imagine me sniffing those pits
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why would i want to imagine that
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>>152868273
lol and then i just suck you off while your sniffing lmao
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>>152868130
maybe to cazzie scum like yourself
now get fucked champ
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why are alf retards crying about cric chads
this your secwet cwub fwend simuwator in the off season?
kek seethe you dumb cunts
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you write like a poof
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>Chris Fagan has confirmed the club won't stand in former captain Lachie Neale's way if he chooses to return to Perth as an unrestricted free agent at the end of the season.
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>coach says he cant stop unrestricted free agent from moving
wow breaking news there
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>152868387
not falling for it nrlsperg
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day 1 nofap
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>>152868487
day 1 nofap simply because it’s too hot. I will jack off again as soon as it’s a comfortable temperature.
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>>152862773
Judging by their lifestyle this guy has money too. Nice house and they took a vacation every second week. Still wasn’t enough. Women are always looking to upgrade.
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>>152866057
No fucking way.
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dazn fuming the afl took foxtel for a ride kek
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>>152866057
Only for the premium. The standard has a price drop. $30 to $29.99 a month.
I’m not making that up. Spend that 1 cent wisely.
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>>152868452
6 7
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>>152868612
>drop the price by one cent just to dishonestly advertise “subscriptions start at less than $30”
Scum.
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nick daicos would never dream of cheating on his wife
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the thing is if a collingwood player cheated on another teammates partner is that the scandal remains entirely within the four walls of the club
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>>152868798
i'm not a /pol/ blow-in who spends all his time jerking off and complaining about jews so i'll be fine
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Adelaide Crows vice captain Ben Keyes is set to spend several weeks on the sidelines suffering a hamstring injury at training.
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hasnt been a good coupla years for micksperg
>sexual services taken off the ndis
>indian proxies ran out
>antisemism criminised
anything else?
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>>152868798
Where’s the royal commission into anti-white hatred?
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>>152868094
the humble this
they aren't blowies though, they are cazzies
important to use the correct language
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>>152868798
I'm an islamic extremist immigrant with 6 guns who just returned from an isis training camp, so I'll be fine.
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>>152869001
as long as you are not antisemitic, yes you will be
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>*holds nose*
>ummm actually did you know aussie rules was invented to keep cricketers fit in winter xd
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aussie rules were invent to keep gay effeminite men out of rugby league
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>>152869023
How do we keep effeminate, gay nrl posters out of /alf/?
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>>152868798
what's this going to achieve? why are people asking for royal commissions after any event these days?
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sydney was invented to keep gay effeminate men out of the rest of australia
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>>152868952
why are some teams back and some not? i thought training breaks were standard across the league?
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>>152869033
So Jews can recommend more restrictions on free speech. They’ll be citing the results of this royal commission for decades anytime they want to shut down something. The abo one from 1991 still gets cited constantly despite the amount of bending over society has done to accommodate them even more since.
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Meow
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>>152869047
clubs that dont impact finals at all usually start first
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>>152869047
Some clubs had a much longer season than others and will have a longer season again this year. No sense in training to peak in June unless you’re the Pies.
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>>152869066
kek
i know clubs that miss finals usually come back sooner after september but i thought it was a standard 2 or 3 weeks over chrissy for everyone
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do you think players have to text or email in when they chuck a sickie
i wonder what some of the shittest excuses are
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>>152869092
what would their babies look like
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>>152869006
But I am antisemitic
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>>152869033
Albo said the royal commission will investigate:

1. the nature and origin of politically motivated and religiously motivated antisemitism, who is behind it and why
2. investigation into intelligence agencies into why they failed and steps to improve their intelligence gathering on hate preachers and people who spread antisemitism
3. Investigate the specific Bondi shooting itself
4. Steps and recommendations to combat and eradicate antisemitism in Australia

Also hate speech laws will be massively strengthened and the spread of hate online investigated more heavily.

>>152869101
Enjoy your prison time
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...yh..so here we are again innit
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the psyops so that they can introduce laws is just all so tiresome
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Do criminals in Australia need restorative justice or harsher penalties?
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>>152869131
Depends on their skin colour
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cool it poster has been warning us for years
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imagine lachie forces a trade to a perth club, gets it done and then jules moves back to brisbane
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>>152869084
i got scammed
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>>152869163
Lachie is coming home to his childhood club
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>>152869176
sad how the vax killed this guys career
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>>152869163
He'll be an unrestricted free agent. There won't be any forcing trades.
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>>152869199
ok nerd
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>>152869092
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>>152869218
Admit you were wrong.
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It's just hit 43 lads, 2 days in a row
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>heatwave in perth
>national media (based in melbourne) says nothing
>same heatwave moves to adelaide, mellowed slightly but somewhat more humid
>national media (based in melbourne) mentions in passing how it's a bit hot in adelaide
>heatwave moves to melbourne, weakened significantly and hardly anything more than a warm spell
>APOCALYPTIC SCENES IN MELBOURNE THE WORLD IS MELTING HOW HORRIBLE AND INSUFFERABLE THIS IS MELBOURNE TRULY HAS THE CRAZIEST WEATHER EVERYBODY STAY SAFE THIS IS A MAJOR CRISIS AND WE MUST TAKE IT EXTREMELY SERIOUSLY AN ABSOLUTE CLIMATIC DISASTER SCENE WE ARE AT A CRITICAL MASS EVERYONE STOP EVERYTHING THIS IS A SIMPLY UNHEARD OF WEATHER PATTERN CRISIS WE ARE FACING
Why are they like this?
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>>152869111
la la sebla x
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>>152869355
motherfucker that shit has not mellowed in sa lol. shit is not humid either. retard sandgroper
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>>152869355

wow what a lot of words you used.
shame it's all fucking nonsense
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Just got staunched by an abo on the beach
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oh so the cazzies are back now? FUCK OFF >WE DON'T WANT YOU

TRAITORS!!
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>>152869163
>35 year old manlet with tissue injuries
wa clubs will be not be lining up for him
maybe iggs with their extra list spots
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>>152869355
/r/ThatHappened
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my heart goes out to all the emotionally stunted paramedics who have to brave the harsh heat at work tomorrow. support our frontline heroes
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>>152869355
this
keep seeing news and people talking about ZOMGGG IT'S SO HOTTTT
cunt it was 41 or something on xmas here
get over it
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paramedics and teachers work so hard, we need these people. protect them at all costs.
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At least the cool change is supposed to come in relatively early tomorrow. I was up until 5am from yesterday and it just didn't cool down.
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wow it gets hot in perth too? that's crazy
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>>152869445
this
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melbourne has the craziest weather, imagine it being hot and then it rains. literally never happens anywhere else in the world.
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>>152869355
>>152869482
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Victoria reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Absolutely sad how you seethe about us 24/7
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tough cunt
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>>152869355
remember when it stormed in melbourne once and people started dying from athsma lol
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>>152869503
this. so glad someone pointed it out!! if you know anything about weather patterns and geography you are in the cool (haha xD) club. it's literally unique in its own right due to how volatile it is. isn't it amazing?
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prictorians are always so patriotic about their shit state yet they move up to god's country (queensland) and are a bigger smear of shit on brisbane and the sunshine coast than indians
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me when im heading outside
oooop almost forgot the umbrella haha xd four seasons in one day remember!
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this is all a distraction to move away from how pathetic the WA SOO team is
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>>152869545
their midfield sucks, rest is quite good
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>>152869538
So you may not know, Australia is a federation - we're all the same country :)
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>>152869545
pretty funny how the afl is bending the rules to allow south australians to play for WA
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>>152869552
Game is won in the midfield, as the old saying goes.
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isnt state of origin a nrl thing
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>>152869556
yeah all one of them
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>>15286955
>nrl
been awhile since ive seen that acronym, what does it mean again?
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>>152869553
yet prictorians think they are the best because their shit food joints are open past midnight
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kek learn to post RETARD IDIOT
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>>152869573
>and we've got people using barista machines... in cafes on small streets!
kek
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all the cric blowies returned with an axe to grind it appears
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don't imply hating faggot victorians is a /cric/ cazzie thing fuckhead, i am a proud member of the mighty brisbane lions who are objectively superior to worthless viccoid minnows like collingwood and carlton and i never left /alf/
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>>152869598
tranny
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>>152869602
wouldn't be throwing that around when you live in the tranny captial champ
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>>152869573
DUDE 24/7 KMART IS EPIC XD
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farmer wants a noose
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if it was about not getting to the toilet on time it'd be sharter wants a wipe iykwim haha
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>>152869625
what they, tradies and miners deserve.
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>>152869630
cunt off back to /cric/ mickhead
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farmer wants to make a porno
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applied for myID yet champ?
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>be Victorian
>know that non-Victorians on /afl/ seethe 24/7 about your very existence
Feels good
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>be american
>accelerate your car
>get shot

lol
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>be /nrl/
>know that non-/nrllon /afl/ seethe 24/7 about your very existence
Feels good
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something is fishy about this whole neale thing
a whole fucking month every day of been the headline story on every news site
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Microcontroversy to keep the AFL in the public sphere during the offseason. Don't overthink it.
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>>152869652
yeah his fingers iykwim haha
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>>152869649
Probably expected if there's a cop standing in front of your car prior to you accelerating.
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>>152869657
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>>152869657
did you lick some boot for dinner mate?
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>>152869655
its not the afl pushing it
its in the non sport section
every day there is an article about him or tess not wearing her wedding ring

im onto them
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can't wait for another adelaide darby am i right
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>>152869445
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S
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>>152869651
>nrlsperg can't even type properly
kek maybe try year 4 english again fuckhead
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>>152869664
The AFL's paying them to push these articles
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>>152869659
>>152869662
How is he wrong?
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like sarah hosking literally cucked a west coast eagles coach and it barely made the news
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>>152869585
>all the cric blowies returned with an axe to grind it appears
No, its the /afl/ shitposters who went to /cric/ for the ashes and have come back to /afl/
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>>152869686
noted but i disagree with your opinion
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i want a horny slut to eat my arse
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>>152869692
getting your arse ate is not that nice mate
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>>152869691
he is right
quite a number of /afl/ posters flock to where the attention is
mick being the prime example
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>>152869695
quit with the nonsense
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micky micky
slicing off his dicky
wishes it was a clitty
all his posts are shitty
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i broke you
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>>152869698
you theory doesnt make sense as /nrl/ isnt in fluxed with /cric/ "blowies" its dead as it always has been
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>>152869700
t. Mickhead's chair
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>>152869699
KEK
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>>152869694
Feels weird tbqh senpai.
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>i broke you
hrt broke you micktranny
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>>152869692
peanut butter
dog
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>>152867895
you need to put shade cloth over them my fella
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love when you shave ur head and u been sweating all day and the cat just goes berka licking your scalp
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i want a horny fucking big titty slut like tess crossley to eat my arse
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tess the mess
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I would move to qld but humidity and midgies make it unbearable
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>>152869092
God imagine him fucking her in the stand and carry position with his big girtht 10 incher going in and out of her gaping pussy with cream all over it
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imagine the foresomes the neale's and crosley's had together on their holidays
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>>152869731
I got 3 properties in qld i rent as air bnbs
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>>152869734
unironically this happened
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>>152869736
classic viccoid ruining housing in qld to make it more like his horrible state
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>>152869734
>>152869741
If they were swingers and had already fucked I feel like them fucking each other again wouldn't have been such a big deal. More of a misdemeanour than a felony in that context if you know what I mean.
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clowns right above me
jokers down below
here i am, stuck in the middle with (You)
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>>152869756
NOT how polyamory works champ
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>>152869756
you and the missus can go to maccas together and its fine
but if she found out you went to maccas on your own after she cooked you a meal she would be upset
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queensland humidity has nothing on borneo if we are having a juvenile dick measuring contest about weather
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i dont like cold weather but i dont bitch about it
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>Qld/WA brags about how hot it is
>QLD/WA also complain about how cold it gets in Melbourne
Gee almost like different places have different weather
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>>152869760
I get the specifics and dynamics with such people are weird but it's still fucking a woman you've already fucked before. Hardly the most gut-wrenching betrayal or however it was described.
>>152869764
She'd be upset but she'd get over it. I'd still be eating at home tomorrow night. I just had a taste for a quarter pounder after we went there the other night and I figured she wasn't hungry.

I don't know whether they were or weren't swingers, I just do not think things would be this volatile between them if they were.
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>>152869777
impossible
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>>152869783
she has been dying to get back to perth for like 3 years now
it was only ever going to take the most minor thing to set her off
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>>152869788
She would've just been one year away from getting back there anyway. With the whole family. I think you want them to be swingers more than there's any evidence to suggest they actually were/are.
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Cold weather is optimal weather, kill all heat loving freaks
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>>152869736
based politician
>>152869777
not me i love melbourne's cold weather, wish it got that cold here
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>>152869798
lachie isnt leaving a dynasty to play for one of those two shitters
she had to play her hand
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>>152869802
this desu
i love melbourne and hobarts cold crisp. ballarat/castlemaine goldfields as well. just can't fucking stand the extreme heat days like we are getting tomorrow. hope the fires aren't as nasty as they are gonna predict tomorrow. there's a lotta dry shit out there.
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>>152869355
Interstaters are deranged
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imagine her feeding you grapes whilst she is topless
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>>152869813
They couldn't stop the fires today, tomorrow will be 10 times worse. They're no chance. Its over for many towns, and I fear Bonnie Doon will be obliterated
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How can anyone possibly live in a town with an aboriginal population, must be unbearable
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jules should just force lachie to wear a chasity cage even when he's playing and never fuck him again and make him watch her fuck black men every weekend

either that or he loses half his wealth and rarely gets to see his children
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is it odd there is going to be laws saying you cant be mean to jews whilst abos our own countrymen are allowed to cop full flak
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>>152869837
They suffered through the holocaust
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can they redirect the money into seeing why we let those two brown people into our country instead?
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>>152869837
Sounds normal to me. I for one welcome our new insect overlords
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>>152869806
Even had he not been caught inside Tess by October year he would be at the end of his contract and with a strong likelihood he would've played in the last four grand finals. I know he turned down Iggs' approach this year but I think his intention was always to see out his contract and then he'd be content to pack it up and head west for Jules and the dollars, even if he was still hungry for more cups.
Now, who knows?
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>>152869832
Bars on the windows and a decent security system. A gun too if we actually had rights.
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jim carrey comedy style is very similar to millennial cringe ylyl slop
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>>152869649
>>152869659
>>152869662
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Jim Carey is in his own league lil bro
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>>152869878
His run through the 90s was amazing and I'll always be a fan because of that but he seems like an insufferable ADHD weirdo in real life. Even interviews with him are exhausting.
I simply cannot sanction his buffoonery.
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>its another /pol/blowies assume everyone else knows what the fuck they are talking about episode
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>>152869819
rather she feed them to me with her toes
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>>152869875
>this is a misdemeanor
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>>152869131
>restorative justice
Gay bullshit that doesn’t work
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>>152869110
Sorry meant to say I'm antizionist
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>>152869875
>bro look what my chad /pol/ buddy said about this! based!
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>jakcunt is back from his holiday to /cric/
Grim
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>>152869890
>>152869907
>>152869918
Broken
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Are we able to get an indigenous vs coloniser match during sir Doug Nicholls round this year?
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>>152869918
That 'jak looking stylish with that haircut, ngl.
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>>152869923
he's a shitposter from /nrl/ as well who only posts jaks and coomer shit from nrlw, what an absolute faggot kek
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Broken
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port hip 2026
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imagine dying for the rights of somalis to commit mass welfare fraud
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>>152869971
I'm afraid you're not adequately prepared for the disappointment that is coming your way, Portbro. It might be hard to handle.
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>>152869973
>I'm fighting for my grandchildren to be foreigners in the country of their ancestors within two generations
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>>152869875
>kiwifarms
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>>152869985
your indiginouds?
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https://youtu.be/OndXawgRAeo
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>>152869988
meds
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if i was a med id be fagadol iykwim haha
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/afl/ was legitimately so much better without these attention-whoring /cric/ casuals
absolutely disgusting, these guys probably legitimitately like the current afl as well
this needs to be rectified asap, is there any cricket soon so they can go and beg their english friends for more attention?
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you are showing yourself as the blowin kek
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wish i was blowin one of you right now iykwim haha
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fuck up keksperg
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Wicked Wings or Original Recipe?
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>>152870033
death, your honour
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>>152870025
blow-ins are from /pol/ you moron
cazzies are from the other /sp/ boards
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>ummmmm ackthullly
fuck off nerd
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go back
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i hate typing on my phone so fucking much, my hands are too big for the keyboards designed for asian people and women
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this little bitch having a sook
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>>152869971
rozee seems to get uglier as he ages
is this that twink death i've heard so much about
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lol
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>>152870054
>>
Humping my plushie with no underwear on!!!!! ive been really horny today and i really wanted to hump something soft so i decided to hump my soft plushie and it felt soooo good on my bare pussy and butthole im so sensitive aaaaanfnjcjfj that word makes me embarrassed ive had this plushie for like a year or two now and i sleep holding it every single night and i drool on it and stuff so i didnt really mind humping it with my bare holes lol this is so pathetic okay bye
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Niggas complain about blow ins then welcome these faggots with open arms
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not falling for it nrlsperg
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>>152870091
this, obvious false flag is obvious
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guys i reckon my dog just posted on here
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>>152869978
yeah i'll be really disappointed when they only win 10 in a row and not 11, boo hoo
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>>152870110
crisp nrl discord buddies
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>>152869657
>>152869875
just like that time refugees chimped out in france because some cunt got shot flering from a traffic stop and he'd been charged almost 20 by the age of 18
really makes you think why the media never emphasises why they really get shot
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anyone looking friends with me and nice guy called david who is single no kids go movies or outing occasaion car share or thing you like do or short drives must be female 25 to 50 pleas call davi 43246661 come up point clare coffee
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>>152870144
cunt off micktranny
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>flering
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the boy: micksperg
nan: /afl/
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imagine being a worthless blow-in alco tranny faggot who can't even type xis incoherent thoughts properly
join the 41% mickhead
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omg that latest daicos cord post is hot as fuck
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>>152870162
he's not me retard
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>>152870186
post it here
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>>152869700
meant for
>>152870185
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>>152870191
its too saucy
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>hmm this post would be better with my catchphrase
"he's not me retard"
mickhead is so broken right now, hit the bottle some more you stupid fucking worthless spastic
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>>152870195
no but steven may iykwim haha
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everybody's working for the weekend
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>>150277540
westfield tuggerah
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if lachie neale was jewish would the current media on him be seen as anti semitic?
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>Viral video proves you can’t spell Ford Ranger without Anger
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>>152870197
>>152870198
samefag
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Can we get this police officer on a team
We need more players that can hit their shots
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me when mickhead talks about xis ideal turk gf
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>>152870237
you don't need a video to prove that
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me when [my other personality] talks about [???]
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go on
wheres this viral video then
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>>152870267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSjfN7Xf6_E
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ta
love my alf ai app
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>>152870271
Most of these are due to the drivers being unable to see over their steering wheel
>>
just dickheads really they're always gonna be on the road driving the alpha meta build car that has been sold to them by society
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you was at the club
bottoms up when i first met you
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>>152870271
KEK
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>>152870307
beep beep im a fuckhead tradie with places to b-ACK
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>>152870307
I really want to do this to a tailgater sometime but I don't want to deal with the insurance crap.
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jeet neighbours cooking their shit slop again
peasants
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dumb fat neet spastic bogan neighbour can't into the fine culinary art of designated street food sars
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>>152870427
elite reddit points haul
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iran boughta fall
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>>152870450
is it possible to learn this port adelaide power
without wanting to kms myself
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Might watch some porn
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>>152869819
Shes pretty hot
Can see why he did it
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>>152870804
fantastic pair on her
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corr
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>>152870873
Pity about the tattoos but she has a very nice pussy and butthole.
>>
bit in that, love a good schizo meltdown me
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hate that prick me, sits in /nfl/ and cries about "flyovers", don't know about you lot but id rather live anywhere except LA and NY in america so not sure why flyover is an insult
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thought he had a kiwi flag
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>>152870200
Everybody wants a new romance
>>
Hey, yeah you, with the sad face
Come up to my place and live it up
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Nick Daicos
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>>152872004
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>>152869092
Grandparent cry
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Good morning alf
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Wake up NEET spastics
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this also happens IN MY QUEENSLAND
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>bushfires in Victoria
>HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT BUSHFIRES ALSO HAPPEN IN WA AND QLD, BLOODY VICTORIA REEEEEEEEE
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>>152876593
Cut their salary
Lazy cunts
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damn it feels good to be a gangsta
gma
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Used a nail clipper for the first time. Took a bit to figure out but works much better than scissors it must be said.
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https://youtu.be/rzdZsoRKbto?list=RDrzdZsoRKbto&t=2363
slaps
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Up updates on the Neale drama today?
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footy bets to make this year to churn enough to buy a kia tasman?
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>>152879095
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>>152879550
me on the top left
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>>152877237
i got some when i was in japan (not fancy cost like $2) on a whim and have never looked back
toes are kind of annoying but they're great for fingers
>>152879550
did they darken her nip to make it stand out more?
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>>152878288
LMAO
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Hey guys, I'm just a stupid canadian bastard who can only stay up to watch the earliest matches.
What would be a good team to follow? I don't want to cheer for any team that has fag flags in the stands.
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/afl/ is a fag sport mate, look elsewhere
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>>152880530
You trying to turn me off because I got maple for blood? Or it legit open homo sport?
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>>152880500
port
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>>152880906
Perfect time.
I'll try watching them.
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>>152880349
>did they darken her nip to make it stand out more?
yeah i reckon kek
fukken cheekibreeki
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>>152880766
there is a poster in here from /nrl/ that posts in here because his general is more dead than charlie kirk. he posts this shit whenever a foreigner flag like you posts. watch him spam more gay shit now or try to deflect it
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>>152881188
Ah,I don't know the sport on a meta level. I just found it more exciting to watch than the stuff we have here.
I don't care if you rag on me, just don't care for homosex pushed into sports.
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>>152881298
AFL is notoriously anti-gay to the point where the first time a (former) player said he was gay recently it was a massive deal.
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>>152881355
He said he's bisexual, not gay
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>>152881355
wife and two kids btw
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>>152881709
see>>152881712
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>>152881709
>>152881712
I mean yeah, he was doing it for attention. But it was still a big deal.
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>>152881709
Eating out of a trash can still makes you a bum no matter how many fancy restaurants you go to.
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>>152881188
meds
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does afl have this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6yQrsyGqFA
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>>152882081
yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paSnijjnz5w
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>>152882168
>browny using "world cup"
nice respect between codes there
>>
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/jobs/career-advice/they-want-us-to-work-but-there-is-no-work-meet-the-neets/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_fb_photo_no-work-meet-the-neets

THE NEETS ARE BACK IN TOWN
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>all the best afl goals are called '"soccer"" goals
hmm
>>
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>>152882228
>commentators
>OHHHHHHH11!!111
imagine if they watch actual Football
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if all the best afl goals were called '"soccer"" goals carlton would've won the most flags iykwim haha
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>>152882281
up for the bbl tonight mick? adelaide's playing, i know you like their power surges
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>>152882218
1: not clicking
2:
>uk
u havvin a laff m8?
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mass unemployment could be kinda comfy desu, no stigma around neeting
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>>152882228
wtf i love afl nao
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>>152882307
>everyone starves to death
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>>152882316
didn't say everyone
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how can they call it football when so many goals are scored from their head lol
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>>152882292
unteachable football iq on display here
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>>152882292
Nick "No Spacial Awareness" Daicos
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>>152882359
Nick "Special treatment" Daicos
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>>152882292
Illegal nerve pinch
Free kick Daicos
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why is it sometimes the ball is red and other times its yellow?
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>>152882391
easier to see at night
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>>152882292
>never really watch pies games
>/afl/ told me Nick daicos was shit
>saw him destroy the crows in the qualifying final
Inb4 crows are also shit
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>>152882307
stigma?
you should be worried about Ligma
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>>152882396
didnt win a finals qtr btw
>>
a bushfire just flew over my house
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>>152882396
To be fair Crows were also shit. Didn’t win a single quarter of their finals and the first minor premier to go out in straight sets in a very long time.
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no where else in australia has fires like victoria
>>
Where’s this motherfucking cool change that was supposed to start kicking in around 5?
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>>152882432
>a minute past 1
>goddamit weather hurry the fuck up!
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>>152882432
they haven't pressed the button yet
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>>152882443
Precisely.
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>>152882443
inb4 posts about my mistake
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winter > summer
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when will norf turn it around, lads? just want to see them do well again
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>>152882455
2029.
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>>152882453
autum > all because all the leaves are brown and the sky is gray

also, the captcha with the stars pisses me off because i have to count the damn spikes
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>>152882461
the nation will have collapsed before then though
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>>152882455
collingwood? their list decisions have ensured a west coast eagles period for the next 5 years at minimum
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>>152882464
>being filtered by the new captcha
SAAAAAAARS!!!!
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>>152882467
Sport will go on even when the nation is not.
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>>152882481
Ah. Good.
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>The Olympics in Brisbane is only 6 years away
Does this seem really close to anyone else or just me? There’s still so much to do.
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>>152882481
afl can't into syd or qld or at least it aint respected
>other countries will surely pick it up

genuine kek
that's a good one
although there is amateur in usa i think
Good job guys
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>>152882488
it's going to be an absolute shitshow fuckup failure and i'll love it
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>all the weather poofs telling me the temperature will drop by about 10 degrees across the next 40 minutes
Gotta be honest, /alf/bros, I don’t see it happening.
>>
Sky's a bit tainted, very grim scenes tonight methinks
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>>152882488
they'll siphon off what money they can before it gets cancelled due to [next current thing]
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got a big geelong brewing
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>>152882502
What are you talking about? It’ll still be big here. Collapsed nations love their sport. It’s generally one of the few circuses left when things go to shit.
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got that weird feeling something major's about to happen soon
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>>152882532
majors what?
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>>152882524
Backing out of a commonwealth games is one thing, no one cares. Backing out of an Olympics is a worldwide humiliation and the country will never host another major sporting event. It doesn’t happen and won’t. We’ll get them even if it looms as a total shit show or threatens to bankrupt the state of QLD.
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>the olympics
>its a big event!
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>>152882532
No shit. The powers that be have been pushing us towards a major war for years but the populace is simply too apathetic.
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>>152882563
Yeah, it is dotpng.
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>>152882520
damn the sky is fucked, so much smoke...JUST LIKE IN MY QUEENSLAND
>>
Me and a guy do the eat this thing and you get it for free

Paramedics are called because the guy dies
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>>152880766
no, afl has literal trannies, try nrl
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every state in australia has hot weather. nothing happens. cucktoria gets a little warm and windy and the joint goes up in smoke. every time
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>>152882663
this
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>afl threads in the middle of not afl seasn
holy fuck can't believe you stupid cunts are that starved for this dogshit thread
>>
go home nrlsperg
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>>152882684
everything okay at home big boy?
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>>152882684
Why don’t you discuss this with other like-minded individuals in your general? Things a bit slow?
>>
footy?
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>>152882694
no, someone put a label on a baby that read, "I'm a stupid baby", but stupid babies need the most attention
>>
Cat status?
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>>152882716
a big plus
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>>152882684
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>>152882716
G R i M
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>>152882716
decline rhymes with feline
>>
friday means fish for dins
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>>152882758
I looked for australian dishes and it's all fast- or american/british food
>Meat Pie
>Fish & Chips
>Chiko Roll
>Chicken parmigiana ("Chicken parm")
>Burger with "the lot"
>Barbecued snags (aka sausages)
>Pavlova
>Lamington
>Vegemite
>Fairy Bread
>Chicken Salt
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wish you went out to that club on nye
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>>152882783
dont set him off
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>>152882773
australian food is undignified disgusting shit, yeah
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>this is the fifth time someone has told me this
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shat shatus?
>>
got a lovely koala stew going in the slow cooker
>>
Now THAT is some australian food
>>
>>152882804
nice, misso has numbat rigatoni on the cook for the night
>>
>>152882804
>>152882814
no you dont
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>>152882716
Wild card contenders.
>>
>>152882818
who shat in your galah feed cereal m8
>>
The stinky bushfire smoke is coming thru Melbourne and there is ash falling like snow
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>>152882837
it was PEAT
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>>152882837
Sorry I lit up aaaaaa little of the good shit tonight lol lol
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>3 x 1/3 big brain posts acquired
that's barely enough combined mental capacity for just 1 average footy dumbcunt.

>>152882684
I'm at work faggot. someone has to pay for all my shit that big daddy govt pays a bludging fat gut like yourself
>>152882704
that's a hell of a quip turdbrain. F
>>152882719
Ai picked you a real shithouse meme to copypasta, and you fell for it

3 x 1/3 big brain posts acquired
that's barely enough combined mental capacity for just 1 average dumbcunt.

see you in some months to bantz you hopeless dullards to shit sometime. itmt enjoy your no season jerk circle

lions ftw x3
AIDS for the rest
>>
>>152882684
FUCKING

T H I S
H
I
S
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>>152882837

JUST LIKE IN MY QUEENSLAND
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>>152882864
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffforgot to mention I'm trans lol
I think my keyboard is dying lol
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>>152882864
Damn, you’re cringe, mate. Feel bad for you now.
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>>152882814
for me it's slowly-killed emu steaks
remember what they took from you during the war
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>>152882864
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>>152882875
garn walkabout lads you want anything?
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>>152882881
Yes mate
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>>152882875
that boy aint right
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uh oh bobby!!!! piesperg will NOT be happy
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>>152882875
>whudjak
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>>152882889
Don't worry we still have *checks deck of cards* uhh *shuffles them nervously* it should be in here somewhere I'm sure of it *scatters them and bends a card* shit...! Asterisk year anyway
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oh no the pies might finish bottom 4 instead of 12th now
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>>152882899
It's going to be very funny seeing CW fall off a cliff this year
They could easily be iggs tier considering they have NO youth besides naicos
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>>152882875
Again? Anyone else feel like these aboriginal blokes are taking the piss?
>>
snowing ash in my backyard lads
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>>152882869
>not in greentext
thanks for the being king of the thread faggs
>>>152882873
how's the pancreas champ. onset diabetes it is. oh well
and i dont feel anything for you at all shit breath.
>>152882880
>hello I am the ultimate cringelord and likely a woman
>>
how about a leave of abstinence lol
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>>152882880
This is me when I ask about the status (a lion is just a really big cat).
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6 out of the last 10 winners have been cats
geelong bias goes deep
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>WHY IS MY HOUSE IN A KNOWN BUSHFIRE AREA CATCHING ON FIRE!!!
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>>152882941
Should've sold your land to us when you had the chance
>>
we should live in apartments and the like, like europe, they never get bushfires destroying cities
>>
this is what happens when you dont let abos maintain the land
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>>152882941
Utterly despicable post, you should be ashamed of yourself
>>
we should sacrifice our children to moloch
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>>152882958
abortion is already legal mate
>>
Did you know in Autsralia you don't say abs but abos. On the australian beaches you can often hear >look at those fat abos. It's a compliment.
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>>152882971
theres this kino tiktok page where lesbians chimp ut over some guys with pro-life signs in sydney
>>
So we're all back from cric, then?
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>>152882980
I never went. Don’t watch cricket. Is the cricket season already over?
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>>152882985
the ashes is over, so pretty much
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>>152882875
Gone walkabout
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>>152882995
there's some ashes in the sky still m8
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>>152882980
I'm done with cricket. It's not the same without khawaja.
>>
dont like cricket me

enjoy the tennis i do
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>>152883002
oh no
>>
someone post the study that shows tennis MOGS criccy in popularity
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>>152883023
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>>152883030
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>>152883045
Australians don't like skiing?
>>
Geelong, melbourne and west coast are the only teams who don't need uniform re-designs
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>>152883045
if you add test cricket and t20 its the most popular sport retard
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>>152883045
This graph shows that cricket is the most popular sport you fucking dumbass
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>>152882889
This is not good... want my pies to do well and we need Bobby

Women really are the devil
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>difference of 3%
>tennis MOGS criccy in popularity
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>>152883057
>hurrrr i 'll just add da percentages togeva like a nuffie
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>>152883064
fucking worthless dumb as dogshit spastic faggot cunt
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>>152883064
problem?
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>>152882889
he needs to go on a spiritual walkabout unna
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>>152883066
paki paddle poof
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>>152883066
>>152883067
samefag
>>
yea keep embarrassing yourself shitstain. go on
>>
>>152883045
afl isn't a sport, it's a league
soccer being as popular as rugby is interesting though

>>152883047
basically no snow mate
>>
/cric/ flogs go back
>>
Tennis has double the number of registered participants. No one gives a flying fuck about jeet ball anymore outside of a passing interest in the Ashes and street shitting invaders themselves.
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im a registerd partticipant iykiwm hahaw
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ill take your word for it
>>
who sprinkling they lawn off
>>
You are now aware of these two things:

Futbol is number one in this country in regards to participation!

India exists
>>
I only watch footy, football (soccer), and tennis.
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>>152883096
t. Bajram Berisha
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>>152883121
naming my kid this
>>
anyone want to fuck my arse?
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>>152883108
that be me good sir
as always with choons and choof
>>
I don't care if things are more popular i am a free thinker
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>>152883090
rugby isn't league, it's union
>>
only thing good bout tennis was wii sports tennis
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south america looms
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Did I just see Clarry above the Australian squad in the United Cup?
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>>152883190
it's fucking funny how many indians in se Asia there are and how badly the locals treat them lol
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>>152883045
>AFLW that low
kek
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>>152883201
That's not funny at all.
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>>152883045
now do this by ethnicity
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thinkn of roasting a meat pie for din dinz
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does the caste system work outside of india
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>>152883223
Yeah we are in one now.
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>>152883227
tradies are dalitws
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from Google's People Also ask:

>Which country loves India very much?

Same thing with Imdb movie ratings ...

pump up the average and say 10/10 movie must watch ESL shit
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>>152881728
>>152881712
Did you not see the word "bisexual", meaning he's into men and women. Having a wife and children is not ingrnoguous, if anything a number of bisexual people are in relationships with oppistite sex partners.
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>>152883235
indian movies IN MY Village Cinemas? Its more likely than you think
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>>152883235
speak english champ
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>>152883241
If we are speaking about words I have one for you it's called "aids."
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we are just so blessed to have so many doctors and engineers working at 7/11 and as uber drivers
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>>152883255
me battling my anxiety in the morning shower after drinking
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>>152883201
It's very funny lol
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we literally have an albanian as prime minister
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Thinking of all the NPCs wearing clothing with polyester and """sweat-wicking""" tech seeping microplastics in their oily skin instead of natural fibers
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>>152883251
>relying upon homophobic tropes based upon pure ignorance
sad
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>>152883287
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>>152883287
doesn't really matter
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for me it's bamboo
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>>152883285
Albanese's heritage is Italian, not Albanian
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFvIdTbaMhA
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>>152883297
>albanian's heritage is italian, not albanian
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>>152883304
lol i read dis too :D
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>>152883308
^_~
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>>152883298
Its funny because Jim Norton married a literal tranny
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>Its funny [...]
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>>152883332
haha goofy looking fucker haha
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>>152883290
The reason for the ignorance is you can't do epidemiological studies on gay people in the west as it's seen as homophobic. They used to do them in the 80's and the results were quite telling but you get your prep and monkey pox vac mate I'm sure you'll be fine.

Another thing in the porn industry I heard women prefer not to have sex with bisexual men for some unknown reason.
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Time for a steak dinner.
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https://bushfire.io
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>>152883332
Wasn't this teacup our premier at some point
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>>152883376
You are an utterly pathetic incel, I would end your life with one hand taking joy watching the dark light fade from your soulless eyes as I strangle your pencil neck
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just pissed myself in fear
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>its a severe weather event ok!!!!???
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>whisker
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>>152870197
meant for
>>152883418
iykwim haha
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>>152883426
why is it a picture of a whisk
a whisker is whats on cats face mate
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>>152883402
Brutal
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>>152883430
>>152883436
hello whisksperg
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free my boy mad dog maduro
he aint done nothing wrong g
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>i gay post
>i hold multiple pictures of gay acts
>its all to prove that /afll/ is le GAY!
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>whisker
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just gonna go eat some ice cream with the spooner lads
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thats not a knife this is a knifer
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they're basically whores, but to see so many attractive women that do porn just, how do i put this ... a good thing about life? or to the oldfags: FEELS GOOD MAN
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>>152883440
>everyone is whisksperg
he's not me beatard iykwim haha
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>>152883492
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>>152883492
one who knives is a knifer
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off to gay conversion therapy camp tomorrow lads wish me luck
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>>152883551
>gay conversion
enjoy your trip to sydney aka the heart of the nrl mate
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>>152883551
Be sure to ask everyone there if they spoon
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>>152883507
newfags don't even know the term oldfag
baka
PROTIP: its not your age but how long you've channed
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If you started using 4chan when it was called 4channel you're an oldfag
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real oldfags posted on basedjakparty when 4chan was hacked
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i've been using 4chan for 6 and a half years
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>>152883609
welcome to the oldfag club unc
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imagine all the normie sex on feb 14 and we will be watching state or origin lol
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>>152883644
I'm looking forward to state of origin, even though its a joke game and i will complaine about it at least footy will be back
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me and my boyfriend will scream and clap every time victoria gets a goal
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>>152883665
we (my boyfriend and i [m]) do this every time collingwood gets a goal
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>>152883665
im so happy for you and your boyfriend will
sounds cute
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male on male arse fucking is not some wholesome little gay lovey dovey act. nah fuck that fag shit. its hardcore, its intense, its masculine and its fuckin awesome.
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enough with the gay stuff. there was none of this when you were in /cric/
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i asked /cric/ if i could gaypost and they said no, i did it anyway and they weren't receptive
us gaybros have a place here in /afl/
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/cric/ is boring as fuck
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you are gay thats for sure
but not in the way you think
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>>152883297
Southern Italian. Big difference
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fags dont care about sports
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>>152883745
that makes sense about nrlas shitty attendance
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this general is my toilet
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>>152883745
>ian thorpe
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Well if you go to a gay pub is there sports on the TV's?
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Is Sydney still the poofter capital of Australia or has Melbs overtaken it?
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>>152883408
not an argument faggot
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>>152883758
if you ask for it the bartender can put it on if it's not already, yes

>>152883760
my boyfriend lived in sydney for a while and he reckons melbourne's a better fit for our lifestyle
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who hubby snoring they head off
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>Ian Thorpe is gay
when the fuck did i miss this
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who up flicken they bean
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>>152883802
me queen
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I will probably always love cricket more than football but footy season is way more enjoyable than cricket these days
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back in the day nanza used to get quite irate with mum who claimed thorpey was a gay. she simply refused to accept that claim, when it was always clear as day he punched poo
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>>152883801
it was all over the news like the bondi shooting
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all i need is a job where i don't have to talk to anyone and i don't have to leave my house
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>>152883816
what r u the gay expert lmao
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>>152883825
i have that
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>>152883818
i remember i saw the sunday paper when that story broke. the headline was "I AM GAY". thought it was a bit on the nose.

>>152883826
that would be my mum if anything
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is it true flicking your prostate feels as good as a girl flicking her bean
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I've never been out on a friday night
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i went out every weekend and got pissed and i hated it
spent so much stupid money
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>>152883829
can i have it
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>>152883832
crisp orthodox jew observing the shabat
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>>152883841
no thanks i like it
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>>152883842
you gents often do give me the chuckles i admit
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how many asio jobs get created to monitor the internet for anti semitic remarks
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>>152883830
what did you want?

'THORPEY SAYS HE'S FULLY FRIUTY'
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there is some nuts cloud lightning out there melbros
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>>152883609
I'm an OG cockmongler
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https://www.news.com.au/finance/real-estate/homeowner/moment-adrian-portelli-told-builder-wellknown-tiktok-inspector-was-coming-to-look-at-39m-penthouse/news-story/2a8ab83e243d673b0d024713c1ca2fffw

tradie fatigue is now hitting mainstream media
tick tock scum
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>>152883871
https://www.news.com.au/finance/real-estate/homeowner/moment-adrian-portelli-told-builder-wellknown-tiktok-inspector-was-coming-to-look-at-39m-penthouse/news-story/2a8ab83e243d673b0d024713c1ca2fff
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>>152883863
Your tax dollars at work
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>>152883878
meat for
>>152883829
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cats and dogs where i am rn
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>>152883883
Good evening, Chef Chang
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>>152883863
Trump will loan us ICE, Israel's bravest soldiers
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Ian Thorpe is from Sydney. I rest my case
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mum says sydney's fully sick
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Funny how Ian thorpe is so much smarter than every other australian athlete
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id take his thorpedo iykwim haha
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>>152883943
She meant the blokes were pozzed
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Right wing antisemitism:
>Did you know that jews run the banks and the politicians and the media and the world *sits in his room all day on /pol/*
>Threat level: Extreme

Left wing antisemitism:
>nooooo stop killing le palestine you nazis *goes to protest*
>Threat level: Medium

Islamic antisemitism:
>Kill every jew and wipe israel off the map allah akbar *does gun training in isis camps while looking up jewish childcare centres*
>(Threat level: Low)

There, I just did your royal commission and saved the taxpayer millions.
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>>152883944
seems every non-contact-sport australian athlete is generally well spoken and insightful but all the rest talk like year 10 dropout mongs who hardly can string a sentence to describe the obvious
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>tfw fire thunderstorm over my head right now
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I got a job for you ...

It involves helping a one -armed typist create Capital Letters...

Its Shift work.
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>>152883965
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the only type of tea i drink is mate (pronounced mah-tay), mostly just coffee these days
used to drink a lot of tea but its image has been ruined for me for the most part
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>>152883965
that joke is just...out of control.
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>>152883965
on my keyboard there is an arrow under the Shift key, for a while i never knew what it was for, heard the joke and now i prefer it instead of CAPS LOCK
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business idea: import blogposting from /cric/
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>>152883988
I caught a look at myself in the mirror and had to stop and laugh at my size. I am pathetically tiny. My dick looks like a baby carrot. My god my baby clit is tingling just thinking about it. I'm wearing my wifes dress at the desk I'm sitting in as I write this. Anyway sometimes I swear my didd09 90dalkds kj9 whoa almost lost the keyboard to my wifes boyfriends dog. I was once watching my wife have sex with this guy and as my chastity cage leaked onto the floor I essentially rimmed his anus so hard I could feel his semen throbbing through his shaft on its way to my wifes red, swollen cunt. God. My cock is just so fucking tiny my god it's useless. Just this absolutely pointless bean. I woke up this morning and I looked down and it was like niagara falls in the form of bedsheets in front of me from wetting myself. Wife spanked me. I just marveled at our bulls cum still dripping out of her. I am turned on by his size and I love every fucking minute of it. He's fucking huge and I love it. His size. Her pussy for him. My cuck cage.
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>>152883991
One time I was at a bar with a girl and everyone could see the outline of my cuck cage in my pants and everyone was trying to awkwardly look away until one guy said "whoa Mr Cuckold coming through" and everyone laughed and 2 guys patted me on the back. I could tell the guys in the bar who had wifes were envious of my cuckold pride and one guy looked defeated as I passed by him and made him look like a toxic manchild insecure in his sexuality. I feel bad for them honestly having to be compared to myself, so enlightened and secure. Later that week I went back and all the girls were sitting in a corner eyeing me and my bull and the girl I was with said she told them all about his size and that's all they could think about. They knew and knew I knew and I knew they knew I knew about what was going on and I firmly told them it was no big deal and they all squealed and went wild one of them even fainted.
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>>152883991
>>152883997
sir ... are you asian
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prick gaycos
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>>152884179
you wouldn't say that to his face fuckhead
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>>152883801
He came out like a decade ago.
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any updates on lachie, tess or jules today?
fucking gay fire shit taking over the news
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>>152884251
https://www.news.com.au/sport/neale-marriage-breakdown-jules-lachie-lived-just-minutes-away-from-tess-and-ben-crosley/news-story/c7720cf98f83255782938ae28e6de49c
turns out they lived minutes away from each other
https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/brisbane-lions-coach-breaks-silence-on-lachie-neale-contract-saga/news-story/3282a5712ad558479c54246d2ce18b8e
fages talked about it something
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might go fuck my arse
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>>152884327
based
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How much ice cream is too much? I've had a big bowl and two drumsticks today but I feel like more.
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>>152884340
you're a big guy
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>>152884347
For you.
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I'm lactose intolerant
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>>152884327
Go Swans btw
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>>152884351
Gay.
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>>152884340
what else have you eaten this week and how much activity have you done?
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its skinnysperg just trying to gloat about not putting wait on
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>>152884400
I'm not listing everything I've eaten this week. Today I've had all that ice cream and a porterhouse steak with salad. I haven't been active. It's been too hot.
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>>152884422
fair enough, point being it depends on how your overall diet and activity looks but maybe just save it until breakfast and give the body a rest
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the worlds in such a bad state
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>>152884432
You realise there are no goodies and baddies and the people in control of the soil you sit on might just be just as worse as the people they vilify as the enemy.
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All the world's problems come from areas not once controlled by the Romans. They come from people never civilised.
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cunt off spacker
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>>152884453
moral equivalence poofter
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>>152884351
I get cramps if I drink milk in the morning
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>>152884516
You could be lactose intolerant, or at least lactose sensitive. Most people with a lactose issue don't even know they have it.
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>No milk
>No butter
>No cream
>No cheese
>No yoghurt
>No ice cream
>No anything that uses any combination of those things as ingredients
Lactose intolerance sounds fucking awful.
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>>152884548
It's really not that bad at all, I mostly just eat like a wog and it's all good and the food's delicious
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>>152884564
Whatever, gayboy.
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>>152884503
Do you think Anthony Albanese is good person?
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>>152884564
Developing lactose tolerance was one of the first things that helped create civilisation.
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>>152884597
Non sequitur
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>>152884692
What are you hinting at then? That albo doesn't actually run the country so even if he's a piece of shit it doesn't even matter because shadowy elites actually call the shots or he's a piece of shit but this is good for governing Australians because you need a ruthless leader like that? Either way it doesn't diminish my argument or aid yours. Therefore it's actually a sequitur.
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>>152884740
>X is bad so Y is better
You reason like a gook
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>>152884757
No I come from a point of understanding. Trump just wielding ultimate military power and disregarding international law whether you think Maduro is a bad guy or not doesn't mean Xi Jinping isn't a bad person who wants to lock us all in cages and use us as forced labor like the Uyghurs.

That's the whole argument there are no good guys anymore.
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>>152884783
my dude you're arguing with a glowbot. likely one of them social media spooks (one of those gay people working the govt)
>wont say albo is a cunt,
>but rather just derails your ideas and posts low hanging insults hoping you'll just fuck off
quacks like a duck
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>>152885838
It's important to defeat their arguments anyways to show people wont tolerate their bullshit and their tactics don't work.
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>>152886081
No disagreement there.
Each thread on most boards are monitored by one of the glow acronyms. Can't have any dissension when the global agenda is smashing full steam into ww3.
fwiw during ww2 just telling someone you liked, lets say communism, would get you vanned and then some prison time. I expect this is where shit is headed atm, including the new royal commission. When they have to wheel out j.howard in all his senility for added media support you know stupid shit is going on
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>>152886311
sybau
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www.reddit.com/r/BoomersBeingFools/
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any of you worthless neet spastics want to bake or will i have to do it? fucking sick of you cunts
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>>152888608
this thread is still running retard
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