>>152853241
krakin
Buffalo Sabres Hockey
Kraken are trying really hard not to be the shittest team
1993 was 33 years ago
>>152857420And Bret screwed Bret
hoob sucks
actually shawn let vince fuck him in the ass
>1st overall so good, it changes the entire franchise
>>152857420Keep the humiliation ritual going please.
>>152857518rags could never
>>152857509Jlmi
>>152857526Just like my devils actually
>>152857518Yeah wow they 4th in the metro instead of 6th
>>152857528Yeah good point
big plate of midnight pork tacos
>>152857750Sounds delicious. What are you washing it down with?
Well I'm done with watching this team for now, that's the most embarrassing game I've ever seenI think it's time for Markstrom to get traded
What does /hoc/ think caused the Sabres to become "scary good" again?
>>152857780coward
>6 losses in a rowHow do they explain this?
>>152857825Yet they are still 2nd in the league somehow
>>152857850Not for long if they keep it up
Imagine being the coach of this
dallas was a mistake
Harley looks so cooked
>>152857518Just like my Celebrini
knights won :)
>>152857881Shouldn't have crossed the etsy witch.
are the islanders the best team ever?
stone cold said shawn michaels is the best ever bros
>Pongs getting Malkin back>Pongs already on a winning streak, against good teams>Pongs on a complete reversal from their trends this season>Not blowing decent leads>Coming back from big deficits>Outshooting their opponents 2:1 at a minimum.>Not shitting themselves in the third periodThe Pongs actually have a chance. If they stay healthy, the geriatric-ass Penguins might turn the clock back a decade.
this year I was really looking forward to using my time off to really enjoy the Bruins again. with the time difference, difficulty accessing the games, and work being so busy the last couple years I really fell off and couldn't follow in any fun sort of way, but with almost 4 weeks off for Christmas one of my bucket list items was to get excited about them again. they're back home again for a few games, maybe they'll get their mojo back.
>>152858054Imagine if Skinner wins the cup
Quinn Hughes must be happy that Devils didn't trade for him
Obviously wasn't rooting for the US to begin with, but I hope they get smashed just so that bloated idiot billy guerin faces some real criticism
>>152857780>I think it's time for Markstrom to get tradedGood luck. If Fitzgerald can find a team with a GM and owner that are both legally retarded then they can m a y b e trade him.
kek asstards. faggot ass "hockey" franchise. stupid bitches.
Congratulations to Nugent hopkins for getting 500 assists
>>152858135Literally imagine if he gets the conn smythe
plapdown was uncancelled
Wrestlefags OUT
Can someone explain to me why is this allowed? 11 road games and 4 at home and 3 back-to-back. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.
>>152858539
>>152858278what's Iggy's pidser order
I bet that Celebrini's little pinner was hard as diamonds when he was watching this fight unfold
>>152857780My olympic goalie :)
too many eurostinks for me I'll check in later
*enters /hoc/*
>>152858708
the oilers are winning this year. mcjesus wills it.
Since when do >our Islanders win games 9-0?
>>152858765Caveman looking ahh mf
>>152858810since bud won
>>152858810when theyre up against the devilels
>>152858539Milan really accelerated the season
>>152858947Gary wants all the players injured after the olympics so he can justify not going to the next one
>>152858539Edmonton has an 8 game home stand coming up to account for playing 2/3 of their games on the road in the first two months of the season
>>152858941Aves are collapsing. Bet MacKinnon had sugar over the break
marchand injured just in time for milan
>>152858941Thankfully they play more than 3 games in season otherwise the avs would be in trouble!
>>152859025my rat :(
>>152859025now they can bring my heated rival Connor Bedard
>>152859206Bennett is first in line
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRVle-TEJMwlmao that title
his silence is deafening...
>>152858984very important for the oilers to get a lot of wins those weeks especially now that seattle is playing well
>>152859363nah, he only exists to be called offsides on a GWG in the playoffs. Faggot bitch fucker.
>>152857329Is that Kate bush?
>>152857881The lawsuit for sexual harassment is killing them.Relocation is coming.
I'M SORRY WYNA YOU CLOWN HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF DRACULAS BEFORE???
>>152859375Good. La doesn’t need two teams. I eagerly await the Houston ducks
>>152859406bleh
>>152859375I think it's time we start asking questions.
>>152859406>when retards sperg out trying to solve your puzzles
>>152859496I've exposed her on countless occasions, only one laughing is me at how.much I've exposed her and her """game"""
>>152859406lol lmao
>>152859504congrats you have the mind of a single Asian woman instead of a based Dracula Chad like me, don't ever meet me in the corners (you won't)
>>152859406vampires are afraid of steaks
Dracula would be an even match for a polar bear
Islanders are good? How is that possible when they are supposed to rebuild?
>>152859444I like the sound of the Hamilton Geese more.
I like the sound of bud and mitch winning
bud did not 1 mitch did not 1
>>152859801you're dumb you stink and you're trans
when does he actually get fired?
the hughes dynasty is a bust
>>152859850true but i'd still give their mum the benis
>>152859716>supposed to rebuildhouse money year. probably could sell that extra first from colorado for Stamkos since people *really* like that idea for them (why). They still lack scoring depth, and the team's defensive scoring is literally just all Schaefer with the occasional Pulock/Tony assist.
we hate heathcliff here /hoc/ is a garf general
>>152857881>needs to be studiedif you say this about anything in sports you are a low IQ retard who uses grok or chatGPT bullshit to answer anything
>>152859892Slovakians are afraid of grok
>>152859892get his ass bud! tell him how things work in the world of sports journalism!!
>namefag time
>>152859916thoughts on your victory over trb?
>>152859928Dead meme.
>>152859937bud's glorious 1 will never die
>log into hoc>trb bubblin on vpn again
i am glad the troonins suck.
>/hoc/ is having another schizo meltdown again
>>152859956We don't cyberbully yakov trenin here
>mitch went to rehab>bud got ticketsno wonder trb bubblin. his enemies are improving while his pants size creeps up to 40
>>152859978true + bud briefly got under 200 lbs which trb hasn't been in over 40 years
>>152860012kwarb
so fucking sick and tired of work. this is not what life should be
>>152860089only optimists kill themselves
>get a random top 4 pick>choose a fucking quebecer>he sucks
>>152860116Could be worse
>>152860116>Letourneau has more points than Hagens
>>152860131What does Tocchet do to players? He really has to be a euro kryptonite.
>>152860131why would torts do this?
>>152860116my islanders won this draft i'm afraid all these guys STINK
>>152860141>Hagens should go 1st overall because he's from LIthank god Charles Wang is dead
>>152860214>deadmuch like chloe
>>152860109true, they know it can always get worse
>>152860214for me, its amilia wang
>>152860131this was the guy supposedly better than hutson and demidov? no wonder that spammer doesn't show his ugly face around here anymore
>>152860131Good. Sick of this overhyped ziglet.The only negative here is that people are going to take it as "wasted potential" because of Tocchet and not that he was shit the whole time.
yikes
never trust a russian. for every malkin or overchkin there is a graveyard of over hyped shitters who look good in russian because they literally get IVs and dope before every game.
>>152860311Never take anyone coming out of the KHL seriously. The league is barely a step up above the Swiss League, full of international washouts from serious leagues and like you said, the domestics are juiced to the gills.
>>152860311There's no way the NHL doesn't also use the russian gas
>>152859863*pook*
>>152860341russian gas is just amphetamines i can't remember who it was but they talked about how they went to russia after leaving the NHL and felt like they could keep playing because they felt so good until he found out he was just getting speed before every game
So we can all agree that Stars are a paper tiger
>>152860131one day they will learn that russian wingers are worthlesskuch be damned
>>152859374yes. notorious /hoc/ staple.
>>1528603719 of the most productive Russians this season are all wingersMalkin is 10th
>>152860255Funny because the Flyers are doing better with Michkov being mediocre.
>>152860389of course wingers are gonna be productivethe problem is that only 2 russians are in the top 50 of points
if you can tard-wrangle trevor fucking zegras you should be able to tard-wrangle michkov
>>152860413You mean 3Kucherov, Kaprizov and PanarinAlso Ovechkin is 51th and doing pretty well for a 40 year old
>>152860421Zegras, contrary to belief, is a talented player.
>>1528604283 of out 50 is terrible for the 3rd strongest hockey nation
>>152860410that's because they were bending over backwards feeding him picks so he didn't look so shit and it tanked their game, now they said fuck it let him rot and they're better off without him
>>152860430Unlike my Islanders
>>152860421tocchet also famously tard wrangled kessel he must be a retard whisperer shame he's a shit coach
>>152860430no he isn't fagfuck
>>152860450>3rd strongest hockey nationby which metric? retard
>>152860463he also is injured>>152860479how? he is clear as day a very good player. only a contrarian would say he isn't when the Ducks were running out a borderline AHL roster next to zegras on the bottom six
>>152860486>GP 40seems fine to me
>>152860474Oh damn, and JT Miller too. I guess a mirror universe Mike Tomlin would be a white man with the same qualities who always finishes below .500
>>152860450The top 50 is currently 17 Americans, 3 Swedes, 3 russians, 2 Germans, 2 Finns, 2 Swedes and the rest are Canadians
>>152860527>31 canadians dominating the top 50 of pointslove to see it
>>152860544the lads :3
>>152860544Retard can't into math
>>152860563you wrote swedes twice, lets hold off tossing around the r wordwhat is 50-29?
>>152860512>Below .500You mean slightly above .500. Mike Tomlin always finishes with a winning season you know. Not always a success but never a season with more loss than wins.
>>152860588ok I meant Czechs lol
>>15286058821?
>>152860507he's out of the Flyers lineup. Barkey is playing in his spot
>>152860598
pretty crappy games tonight
>>152860588what does the r stand for
>>152860655Stars vs caps should be decent, Miska
>>152860131Not even torts can fix him
>>152857509Why would Vince do such a thing?
>>152860708His smile and optimism: gone
>>152857518still makes me mad bud doesn't deserve nice things
>>152860743AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALLBUDS EMPIRE OF WON
guise, can my laffs stay out of last place?
>>152860787I think 4th in the division is a guarantee
I WANT SHEL90N OKEEFE OUT OF MY HOCKEY TEAM. NOW.I'm literally shaking.
>>152860787The >laffs yearn for their home
had to have been the first time in nhl history a team lost by 9 despite taking no penalties
dubas won
did anyone watch the debbies game last night? what happened?
>>152860787Fuck your >laffs. These faggots haven't won a cup since the fuckong 60s. They've been given so many chances, and time and time again, they fail. And almost every time they get into the playoffs, they get booted out the first round.So I hope >laffs end up in last place, cause a overrated, old as fuck shitter team deserves nothing.
>>152860972>Fuck your >laffs. This laffs jealousy is despicable. We celebrate people of color and LGBTQ and deserve better.
>>152861056Cope. No matter how progressive they are, they'll never be worthy of a cup.
>>152861066maybe they should try PROGRESSING to the second round more than once a decade haha
>>152861121Kek.
>>152861121not bad
>HabsWorthy of a cup>SensWorthy>JetsWorthy>SoilersWorthy>FlamesWorthy>CanucksWorthy>>laffsWill never be worthy of another cupCope
>>152860960Won what
>>152861256i really dont think an organization and ownership thats made it their life mission to win pointless end of regular season games in order to sell season tickets instead of tanking for draft picks to secure a future and being able to perenially contend makes you worthy of winning the highest most esteemed trophy in all of sports but hey thats just me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCXSXU_T2xsWin a cup win a cup win a cup lift it up
>>152861301>teams that intentionally lose are worthy of winning
>>152861383i just dont like the idea of the canucks finishing another season at 90 points and im supposed to feel bad for them for being as far away from the stan lee as the nordiques. i dont see them as being "worthy" simple as and that goes for calgary aswell. if you cant win now, you build for the future simple as
>>152861383>If you heem your enemies, they win
sergio and i started some gay game last night where you barely even play it, it's more like a movie
>>152861462is it dispatch? that game was great
>>152861468no sir. some "spooky" game part of some anthology. idk friend, he bought it for me because he wanted to play something together
my life almost perfect parallels the buffalo sabres since 1990
>>152861517So you’re coming back this year :)
>>152861517>peaking at age 9
i peaked in the womb desu senpair
>>152861555checked and early bloomer pilled
i peaked in my fathers ballsack
/hoc/ is for growers not showers
skipping /hoc/ today because my habs are playing the flames and I have zero interest watching the game with their loser fans here
>>152861826what time?
What the fuck is wrong with Canucks
>>152861826>hasbs will be CORRECTED
>>152861871these drawings piss me off
>>152861878much like when bud corrected trb
Real queers queering off hours have begun.
bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022
>>152861933no need to announce your presence
>>152861871glad the artist was true to life in regards to pettershits cranium-maxxxxing
> n-nou> t. queer queering off
>>152862004you accidentally added a > to the second line
>>152860787my laffies are too stupid to even tank properly, so yes!
if the lames beat the habs tonight, i'll eat my shorts
based shorts eater
Size 39 shorts are quite a meal
6 losses in a row. 2 of those were to the BlackhawksWhat the fuck are they doing?
>>152862030You accidentally didn't kys.
>>152862258>tfw no texas latina gf to come in swinging when im getting beat up by a retarded boomer
>>152861517KEK. My life has been shitty for 8 years or so but I had a rare great year in 2023 for some reason. Went back to shit in 2024.
152862510>it took him 30 minutes for this reply kwab
>>152862625max domi 72 point season ahhh life
>>152861871Canucks mentioned
>>152862684Are they still bottom of the pacific?
>>152862736They still are right now.
heard the rags are gonna send a 1st round pick to the nucks for sherwood
>>152862885Water they dewing there?
>>152862736We don't look at the standings around here
>>152863050Why? Because all your canadian teams are shit?
>>152857329I've actually been reading Wuthering Heights lately, Heathcliff is kind a massive dickhead desu. interesting story though, very violent
Heathcliff is just a shitty Garfield rip off.
>>152861871>chasing the game>other team up by enough and goes into a shell to prevent the 5 alarm chances>hammer away with mediocre to alright chances>lose
>>152863200When are you gonna learn the game?
>>152862990Aquilini is more interested in his waterfront properties than the franchise he got to yoink from his partners. He's like Harold Ballard but more of a mobster than a Dirty Grandpa.
>>152863282I'm starting to understand why canadians are so bad at hockey. Do ya'll have ADHD?
>>152863300eat fuck ya sunbelt retard
>>152863346The sunbelt wins alot of Stanley Cups. Thank you for noticing.
>>152863346Great post
>>152863300No I don't think so and I don't know how you can't make the connection that the owner is the root cause of all of current Canuck issues. What you see on the ice is only scratching the surface.
>>152863399Oh well whatever your problem is I'm sure you'll figure it out..... some.... day
>>152861826Yeah, Flames fags think it's based to simp for little girls and believe they're better than Oilers despite only winning one cup. They can seethe all they want, but the Soilers are just better.
I didn't post Our Sennies in before the last game and they lost. So gotta make amends
>>152863439I can only assume you're in Ottawa cause it feels like only people from that city care about them. No offense.
>>152863457everyone loves Our Sennies except samir
>>152863439
>>152863477based dominick
>>152863477....same. I wish they got more talent instead of the >laffs.
>>152863457I am in fact...not in Ottawa
>>152863500...are you even from ON?
>>152861826Pot meet kettle
>>152863509Cope. Habs are in a playoff spot and Flames are not.
>>152863424I just assumed that was a problem with all canadians. the lames fags basically speak for you
>>152863508Nope
>>152863530Ok, what is your reasoning for supporting them?>>152863529Our country is being flooded with jeets so fair I guess.
>>152863548went to a Sens game when I was young and visiting family and been a fan ever since
>>152863590Ah, so you've just been a life long Sens fan. Question, do you miss Daniel Alfredsson?
I myself wish Sens were better, simply because Toronto sucks and ON needs a better team to root for.Ottawa is also the capital of this country, so it only makes sense.
>>152863619yea, but I miss consistent goaltending more
>>152863674Yeah, no shit. Their goaltending is just all over the place. They really need a more consistent goalie, cause I think they would be doing so much better.
What happened to Ullmark?
>>152863694still heartbroken
>>152863694Lost his Sway....man
>>152863694Bro is getting old and it's clear he is washed.
>>152863694buckbroken after bruins trade. was in tears in swedish media.
>>152863694the Swedes deal with SAD a lot harder than most
>>152863477raped bitch
The habbies are gonna rape the flamies tonight desu
>>152863694he wants to /hoc/ to post more about Our Sennies
It eats away at the soul, gary.
>>152863698Lack of gay sex with do that to a mf
>>152863694tommy salo syndrome
Boys, as much as I like the bolts, a part of me feels wrong in supporting them. Of sure they've got Canadians on their team like Cooper but.....it's a team from the swamp state. They also only won their cups because the league was literally nerfed every single time.So as much as I like Raddysh, Kucherov, and JoJo, I feel like a bastard for rooting for a Florida team.
>>152863731yes.. you are
speaking of the sens here is the first ever garyout, played between the sens and the laffs in 2005 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-goAizcDKo
>>152863785I only ever liked them due to liking st louis
is this good?
>>152863787>nouraped bitch
>>152863808how does he recover from last night?
>>152863785You're a retard either way. Hope this helps.
>>152863807I just think they're a really strong team this season and think Cooper is doing wonders for that sunbelt team.Also my support all stems from one game in December.I fucking hate Toronto. I hate that it the embodiment of Nu-Canada, I hate that every team from that city sucks, I hate how much of a pain it is to travel in that city, and I hate how they didn't count a goal at the last minute of the Bolts vs Pens game for the most BULLSHIT reasons.
friendly reminder markstrom will be sweden's starting goalie next month in milan
made canucks fan food for dinner tonight bro's
>>152863842If I was the smartest man alive, you still call me a retard cause I'm a leaf.
>>152863845nah gustavsson starting goalie. and tre kronor D depth is crazy good, maybe best in the tournament. he will be safe
saar our laffs are #1 and please redeem 5th place
>>152863861>a retard cause I'm a leaf.Yes, and...?
>>152863904You hate us, yet I bet you probably were on board with Trump annexing us.
>>152863929That'd be fine if we get rid of all the leafs
>>152863951You wouldn't be able to get Alberta to join you guys.
>>152863970We're not asking...
#Alberta51
>>152863951yet you watch a sport where canadians are the best
>>152864057gary is shameless
>>152864075So are canadians when are your teams gonna learn how to play?
Finna watch the stors get assblasted again tonight
>>152864067"Are the best" whats your best team right now, buddy?
the unbreakable leaf
>>152864057at least it's colder there than in miami
>>152864120>mention canadians>retard immediately moves the goalpost to franchise
>>152864057in the snowbelt, thanks Gary
>>152864133I was just asking which one of your teams is doing good right now? Was that mean?
think xhekaj and lomberg are gonna drop the mitts?
>>152864151every team that wins has canadians on them, so all of them
>>152864146it's still sunbelt because it's west of the Mississippi
>>152864161UH OH... HERE IT COMES
Memes aside having the winter classic in Florida was retarded
>>152864161Nice try faggot. Try having a real hockey team in the NHL
>>152864161Dosen't matter when those cups are still going to the US.
not gonna lie helsinki hellfires would be lit
>>152864184Just like my islanders
>>152864185goalposts successfully moved
>>152863701jen
>>152863706it's hard to believe he once won the vezina
>>152864184Florida struggled against the mighty big bad New York Rangers but they lost 5-1Then they play the Avs and actually try to win a game?Wtf is their problem
>>152863718explains lehner
>>152864247I'm still confused. Did he get butt fucked by his uncle?
>>152864258nah bud that was you kwab
hasbs /hoc/ meets lames /hoc/ tonight
>>152864279What the fuck? I could be an NHL goalie?
>Dur, Canadians help American teams, therefore we win all cupsI hate this cope. You're essentially saying that it doesn't matter if Canada itself never bring a cup home ever again.It is such a midwit mindset.
>>152864287Planet meets retard
>>152864298no
ce soir
If the Stars lose to the Capitals tonight.. then thats 7 losses in a row and I'm all here to watch it happen.
>>152864298anybody can be a nhl goalieeven fl*ridians
you will be watching this
what went wrong?
>>152864339HELLO SAAAR
>>152864354No one gives a shit about it anymore
>>152864354Florida decided to completely suck fucking assthat game was an embarrassment for them
>>152864354O6 teams don't have fans
>>152864354Hosting the winter classic in Miami was a stupid gimmick.
bud won
>>152864354Gary sucks
>>152864396Wish he sucked my penis.. haha just kidding that'd be gay and awesome
>>152864258nah one of his youth coaches
>>152864396he lurks the gennies btw
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152864298only if you're autistic and mentally ill
>>152864406>he sucked my penis.. hahat. bud on 04/17/22
>>152864349FUCK YEAH
>>152864396you bite your tongue
>The NHL is a club competition therefore it doesn't matter if a nation winsThen you can't be mad at Gary for wanting to expand to non-traditional markets.
>>152864412gary has better things to do than browse /hoc/. his unpaid interns are tasked with collating our better posts into a weekly powerpoint
"yes, it would be an honour to be your shabbos goy, mr. bettman."
WE'RE OVER THE HUMP WAGIEBROS :DDDD
the wildcats are really putting a beating on the piques rn
>>152864450>it dosen't matter if a Canadian teams win but I hate Gary for pandering to non-candians
i still call them the hull olympiques
>>152864483are we brothers
>trb>talks to xim/xerself on 4chan all day>bud>wins, gets ticketsi think we all know who's winning at life
>>152864493All these namefag insight jokes are extremely cringe and gay.
my starsies are bouncing back tonight :)
>>152864483Hull were in the Premier League when i watched a lot of soccer and one of the only sports youtubers I like (HITC Sevens) is a Hull fan
>>152864493now do mitch
>>152864506the jelly is bubblin
>mitch>worked trb into writing "trb is gay" on his wall
>>152864511okay but hull is a river in england
>>152864519>No, you don't understand. Muh inside jokesYou're a redditor for glorifying namefags.
>>152864513>mitch>the owner of a random drivers license trb found on the internet one day
>>152864537>namefags
Mitch lied his gardenias died
>mitch>posts a random picture of his 2000s ricebox beater>its worth more than xrbs lifekwab
>>152864552Yes. It's what it is. You're constantly bringing up namefags.
>>152864555kek kwab and 2true
puck drop in time?
>>152864578cool it with the antisemetic remarks
>>152864568>namefags
or as I call them, fags
>>152864578you will watch ze gambling ads
This why im not chilling here for the habs game tonight
>>152864609because you don't know what a namefag is?
>>152864586>No, stop calling our hekin' wholesome 100 namefag memes cringe. You just don't understand muh hekin' cultureYour namefag culture is gay and cringeCope
oh my oshi he bubblin
>>152864620>namefag
>>152864618Because your acting like a complete faggot already.
>>152864618Lol. Do you retards assume everyone who thinks you're all faggots for worshipping namefags one guy?Oh wait, you retards literally did admit this.
>>152864640ok Mr. Faggot Expert>>152864647or you're a reddit tourist who doesn't know what a namefag is
IM BLINDIM DEAFI WANT A REF
>Come to /hoc/>it's just canadians coping with how bad their teams are
wild lady got icedkwab go flames
>>152864633>>152864647>NOOOOOOOOOO, MuH TRB, BUD, AND MITCH ARE NOT HEKIN NAMEFAGS BECAUSE.....BECAUSE THEY JUST AREN'TIf anonymous users have names, they are namefags. And you retards are glorifying them.
>>152864689oh wow, you actually don't what a namefag is
>>152864689>trb outs ximself as newkwab reddit is that a way
TripGOD myself
>>152864704Oh, I don't know what a namefag is now? Oh please, mr oldfag. Tell me what namefags are.
>>152864689I'm with you man.
>>152864678
>>152864713Kek i was just thinking about you
>>152864711Is "trb" with us, anon?
>>152864721I just told you
>>152864733How we living King?
>>152864751no xhe rb's at home alone next to the exposed stud he wrote he was gay on kek
>>152864777It's all good homie
>NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THEY'RE NOT USING TRIP, SO THEREFORE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT NAMEFAGS AREYou people are still giving names to anons. Cope.
>>152864305>if the laffs win a cup its a win for canadacuck mentality
>trb crying about "namefags">insists he's still tbghis IQ is the same as his pant size
>>152864758why is his drivers license so dirty?
>>152864797do you think I'm using a trip? Do you know what a trip is?
>>152864758lol manlet
>>152864758mitch looks pretty hard not gonna lie wouldn't wanna mess with him
>>152864835he put trb in a headlock and made him say bud1
WILL YOU RETARDS SHUT THE FUCK UPPUCK IS ABOUT TO DROP
>>152864758why does he look like hes in a constant state of anger?
there's hockey going on right now, you stupid niggers. quit arguing about that faggy shit, and stop acting like fucking faggots too, that would help
>>152864824You're not using a trip.>>152864777This guy is using a trip.But you people are still giving names to anons. This is the same bullshit obsession sharty fags have with Lee/Barney fags.
>>152864855>7:287:40 at best
>>152864861i'm watching for that goon rantanen to take ovi out
>>152864866I haven't given any names to anybody but you, Billy. Why are you being such a namefag faggot, Billy? Just stop being a namefag, Billy.
>>152864861Maybe if these faggots would stop spamming their unfunny memes, we wouldn't be having this argument.
>>152864758poor lad never asked to be doxxed
oh good a new schizo is emerging lets see if this one sticks around
>>152864895he won in the end. without evening posting here either
>>152864916It's the same one
all me btw
mon habitants
I hate pre game coverage
Another canadian hockey championship ruined by an Iginla
>>152864916>Um, you're a schizo for not liking our cultureYour culture is obsessing over literal whos like redditors. Nobody fucking cares about your "trbs", or your "buds", or your "mitch".
horrific stuff btw
>>152864967thanks for chiming in, bud.
>>152864995Reddit meme
>>152865010ok Mr. Reddit Meme Expert
>>152864967>Nobody fucking cares about [...] trbis that why xhe lashes out at bud who is beloved and got tickets?
>7:40>pre game ceremonies just startingI am fucking sick of all the pre game bullshit
>>152865010mitch's id is a reddit meme?
pay pigs, has the puck dropped?they're still yapping on hockey dot tv
>>152865051Yes. Anything that I don't fine funny is reddit. Cope.
sometimes you have to endure the pain of your damn package being opened before you can enjoy the fruits of getting tickets
>>152865052yes
>>152865100what happens in the millionth hour of flames hockey
Ovechkin is better than any leaf player in the past 20 years
huberdeau needs to come home
is guhle back
>>152865128he is home
>>152865134ye
>>152865117.
>>152865147based
going to be a total embarrassment for dustbin wolf if he loses to the habs third string goaler tonight tbqhwyf.
>>152865147oh wait no lol, that's beck
>>152865162oh gay
>>152865134>>152865147Not tonight, on account of the back to back. Probably dont want him playing back to back right away and dont want to put him in tonight and take him out tomorrow.
>>152865067oh look you are still bitching like a limp wristed faggot lmao
>>152865162Where the fuck is Laine. He needs to come back so they can trade him.
Dwayne Jetski looking sober and healthy tonight
>>152865203he's injured
>october was 3 months ago...
My mom won’t stop talking about the islanders. Can someone get me up to speed?My mother, bless her, is a really unique woman. She struggles to follow a single thread of thought and I cannot follow what she’s trying to say about this fucking team. I care to care about what she’s excited about, but it’s difficult to understand what the fuck she’s on about with her style of conversation.Can someone please get me up to speed? Because she’s been talking at anyone who is within earshot for the last forty five minutes and I still have no idea what’s she’s saying.She’s a great woman. She’s clearly passionate about this, but I’m about one more rabbit hole anecdote from jumping into traffic. Please help me understand so that I can be excited with her.
>>152865319I miss the start of the season when I still had hope for me team.
>>152865338Sure. You can get more details on r/newyorkislanders but here's the basics:Over the summer, the Islanders drafted one of the best teenage defensemen that we've ever seen. His name is Matthew Schaefer and he's been every bit as special as advertised, an absolute weapon on offense and plays defense with the kind of awareness and responsibility that you usually don't see until a guy's in his mid 20s. Super likable guy to boot. They've also had some other fresh faces perform better than expected as well. As a result, they went from missing the playoffs last season, to currently sitting 4 points out of the division's lead at the halfway mark of the season.Last night, they had a massive blowout victory over a close divisional and geographic rival in the NJ Devils, who are based in Newark.
Dear Mat Barzal,
>shit games>shitter threadI'm out
>>152865427You're a quitter, just like Quinn Hughes.
more like cringe jew
>>152865338The Islanders won the draft lottery for the 2025 Draft and drafted 1st overall from a bad season after being stuck in mediocrity for the previous few seasons (miss the playoffs or make it but lose in the 1st round). Before this, it was a lack of sustained success, with having great playoff runs (2020 & 2021) or not making it (2017 & 2018).The person they drafted, Matthew Schaefer, is doing insanely good as an 18yo defenseman. With that, the team as a whole is doing very well, 2nd in their 8-team division right now, especially as the in-city rival Rangers are 7th.Besides that, hard to explain without examples of what's she saying.
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I ship belligerent drunk habs dad and schizophrenic islanders mom
>>152865552hot
>>152865552bud would be furious if his mom dated a h*bs fan
someone tell those french cancuck faggots in montreal to stop banging on the fucking glass for 20 minutes after a minor scrum. dipshit cocksuckers.
>>152859374fraid so
Blah blah blah
>>152865619kwab worked
>coleman having a melty because he got hit >refs giving the lames a pity ppreally, gary?
>>152865619non, je pense pas
>16 shots>0 goalsHabs bro, wtf is this?
Wait a minute, tonight is Wolf vs Fowler? Is this animal warfare?
>>152865661People wearing Nordiques jerseys to Habs games are the most cucked people in the league.>My team is gone, better go support their long time blood rivals because nationalismIt's like if Boston folded and all their fans decided to follow the Habs because they are the closest to them. Cucked.
"Kris Sparre" a nondescript beige Ontario man who played in Germany or whatever and was an assistant for one of the shittiest AHL teams immediately looks like the best coach in the PWHL
Just threw 2 of these bad boys in the 'wave
>Is this animal warfare?
>>152865619excusez-moi we are classiest fan in ‘ockey
>>152865736meh not really, he just wears a /hoc/ jersey
>>152865736Nordiques were never good, and it's funny Quebecois want their garbage team back so badly.
>>152865743looks yummy
>>152865743did they just get recalled for e coli or somethingyou're going to die
>>152865743Don't eat that, you will be sick. Check about the recall of these products.
>>152865786Think these are ok>>152865784Hope so
lyubushkin just got his ass whopped
>>152865743brah they were just recalled
>>152865743>"Heh, all burgers eat nothing but fast food. We're so much better than them.">He says, as he eats his taco flavor pizza pockets.
>>152865796I appreciate the concern but everything that was recalled was a pepperoni branded pop, so it was obviously just a bad batch of pepperoni. There is no pepperoni in these ones.
>>152865812i knew a guy from ljubuski i wonder if lyubushkin ever went there
>>152865828I never said that>>152865827>>152865834
pizza pockets are basedwould risk salmonella
>>152865846No, but it's funny how some leaf posters mock burgers for being fat in the past, but here you are, cooking hot pockets.
Real fucking sad that two Canadian teams are facing each other, and almost nobody here is posting about the game.
>>152865893but I am fat
>>152865906we're trying to save a man's life here, we're busy
>>152865906They probably all got banned right before puck drop
>>152865834We will see about your Marner tomorrow.
>>152865855You can’t get salmonella as long as you microwave them
>>152865906i did scarrrpost in a 0-0 game
>>152865906only 1 flamesposter has been able to get past the nu-captcha so far
>>152865906why would americhads give a single fuck about canadian teams
>>152865906Wayne Gretzky is coming back on tv and I want to see if he’s drunker
>>152865934This, I like these captchas.
>>152865934Is that the same flames poster who brags about posting lolicon? If so that is sad.
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GO HOME AND REST
>>152865958Isn't that all of them?
>>152865966>i miss him so much
Someone bake new bread, we need one soon
>no Seider
>>152865966The ego on LaineET LE BUUUUUUT
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
TEXIER BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>152865999>>152866009reddit meme>>152866006newfag
>>152865998The awards are a joke, they are literally just a popularity contest.
Ngl, Habs should've gotten a goal a lot sooner.
>>152866017*DUNDUNDUNDUN*BUT!!!!*DUNDUNDUNDUN*BUT!!!!!*DUNDUNDUNDUN*BUT!!!
Fun fact: Alexandre Texier was born in Saint-Martin-d'Hères, France.
>>152866027but what you dumbass frog frogposter
>>152866018"most improved" is the only award like this that can possibly be interesting to anyone who knows puck at all and i think only basketball has one
walk up to Garrett Rank whenever you see him in public or out of the green and throw a turd filled baggie at him
>>152866018>just a popularity contestThat's why Hellebuyck won the Hart and Not Mackinnon Or McDavid
>hash check for autheticity>>152866029ça semble confortable >>152866037croakkk croakkk
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR2 - 0 My Habs
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTLANE FUCKING HUTSON
HUTSON BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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Hutson is such a looser
>>152866044You wake up and your team signs Darren Raddysh (bald)
thank you pizza man
>>152866079Bill, don't you have some players to babysit?
>>152866086>>152866086
>rags
