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Rest in peace edition

>>152857329
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ALLEZ HABS ALLEZ
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MISTER RANK DO SOMETHING
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Lol
Flames
Lmao even
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>>152866086
Didn’t know he was still alive
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>>152866086
F
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>502 consecutive games played as a goalie
That has to be the most unbreakable NHL record of all time
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
KAPANEN SCORES!
3-0
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SCCCARRRRRRRRRRR
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KAPANEN BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>dustbin w3lf
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>>152866109
Johnny Bucyk is still alive at 90
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EEEETT LE BBBUUUUUUUUUTTTT!
Cousin Oliver scores!
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Confused tourist here, why do they blow that foghorn and why is it so LONG and LOUD?!
I went to a Leafs game and figured it was their thing but fucking everyone does it
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so this is the worlds famous dustin wolf flametards are always harping about?
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Habs are such a gay team.
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Kapanen is so fucking based
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i go out for a smoke and my habbies score trois buts
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>>152866141
SCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRE
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The amount of Flames posters seems to have actually dropped since the nu-captcha which is hilarious.
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>>152866141
For goals? Cause it's a fucking goal
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My mom won’t stop talking about the islanders. Can someone get me up to speed?

My mother, bless her, is a really unique woman. She struggles to follow a single thread of thought and I cannot follow what she’s trying to say about this fucking team. I care to care about what she’s excited about, but it’s difficult to understand what the fuck she’s on about with her style of conversation.

Can someone please get me up to speed? Because she’s been talking at anyone who is within earshot for the last forty five minutes and I still have no idea what’s she’s saying.
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LAMES CAN'T EVEN COUNT
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>>152866155
>it’s hilarious 4chan implemented a fucked captcha system thats so bad it’s ruining people’s ability to post.
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>>152866175
>fucked captcha system
Brother, you pick the odd one out.
You did that in fucking preschool.
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>>152866155
They're all dumb Filipino Albertans
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>>152866175
It's hilarious that it is filtering literal retards who cannot count or differentiate between basic shapes
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>>152866141
The Leafs copied the Blue Jays, the first team in any sport to do that. Then since the Leafs are so respected every other hockey team copied it.
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>>152866175
Sorry but the saars and bots must be dealt with, even at the expense of Albertas 2nd best team
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>>152866175
>Flames fags get filtered by shapes
Lol
Lmao even
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>>152866188
>>152866187
>>152866186
Yeah no. There’s absolutely no defending the new captcha. Then if you get it wrong or try refreshing to get one that actually makes sense you get a warning to wait awhile before doing it again. That’s unacceptable.
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>152866208
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i was held back in preschool
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>>152866208
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Also (tourist here again) when I was planning my trip I asked in here which stadium to watch an NHL game at, and all of you said Montreal because the fans are energetic and sing and shit, I'm watching this and seeing none of that. Thank God I didn't waste my money on that.
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>>152866208
There absolutely is defending it. It helps keeps retards who don't know the difference between a star and a triangle from posting. Based captcha.
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>>152866208
Have you considered being a better poster?
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captcha? more like craptcha
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>>152866226
They can't show it on tv, anon. Too risqué.
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>>152866226
You seem like the type of retard who is going to get robbed
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ice is just frozen water
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>>152866136
I know he’s still alive
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>>152866226
you sound annoying
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>>152866247
True the habs have a lot of heated rivalries
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>>152866252
source?
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>>152866208
Lol, mother is mad about shapes.
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>>152866250
What do you mean by that
>>152866258
Just noooticing
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>>152866225
>The retard who can't figure out the captcha is an Canadian
>Another Canadian responds with a meme mocking burgers
??????
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Are these guys being told not to shoot the puck on the powerplay unless they have the perfect shot. Sometimes you just have to shoot that ####er!! Ahh, this is getting ugly fast.
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>>152866290
trb you need to chill out buddy
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Canadians are truly pathetic
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>>152866301
Jus like my islanders
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>>152866290
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>>152866155
I liked the OG captcha
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>>152866297
>Um....um....TRB!
Lol, check what flag the anon has before seething about mutts, dumb retard
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trb... chill the fuck out
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>>152866290
The schizo hops back and forth between canadian and usa flags. He often talks to himself, full blown conversations, and supports his own shit posts. He fucks it up pretty often like he just did but people are either too dumb to notice or dont give a shit.
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Tbg destroyed mitch we can give him that atleast
>to be fair there are no winners in love and war
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Lol, stupid retard got called out and has resulted to spamming the same unfunny meme.
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SCAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
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>>152866290
there are whole websites that let you post on this shithole with a fake flag you dont even need a vpn
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>>152866343
So you're telling me I'm the only fucker calling this faggot spamming "trb" and "bud" out?
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>flag test
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trb you're terrible at this, I could give you some samefagging pointers if you give me $20 USD
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>>152866343
>dont give a shit
Anybody who gets worked up over /hoc/ is a fucking retard
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>>152866367
I used to but eventually you realize it's genuine mental illness and substance abuse, so now I just talk around it, report it, or just dont bother coming here at all.
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>>152866367
the goal is to ignore him until he offs himself with his dad's hunting rifle.
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>trb
>tbg

Stfu already leave the guy alone. labels are fucking lame…
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>>152866359
>Knows about a site that changes your flag
>But can't figure out the captcha
Yeah, I'm pressing x to doubt.
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>>152866385
dont talk that way about stephen
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i bet 20 $US that the hasbs/lames game ends up in OT
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>leave me alone
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>>152866419
Mitch the bitch in the flesh.
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>>152866411
fair enough, his meltdown here and on twitter the other day was funny as fuck
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>>152866391
>>152866394
It's pretty fuck dad this nigger spends all day seething about "trb", "bud", and "mitch". Then again it's my fault for even bothering to argue with a literal schizo who had to get mental help.
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>>152866452
Okay this has to be chambers at this point.
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>>152866452
what is wrong with you seriously
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>>152866452
>intentionally goes out of his way to start arguments on 4chan
retard
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>>152866478
I think if I wrestle in the mud with pigs it will work out well for me personally!
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Imagine if you were a new poster to /hoc/ and saw this schizo nonsense. Would you stick around?
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>>152866452
There are several people in this thread that obviously have problems in real life and use this thread as their personal punching bag. A couple of them come here and just get angry at everyone, the schizo comes here and projects everything bad that is happening to him on to other people here.
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mon habitants :3
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>>152866535
I’m one of the few normals here
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>>152866563
tu es mon habitant
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>>152866535
I would ask why jannies don't do something about these people, but expecting jannies to do anything useful is retarded.
>>152866527
I do question why I keep coming here when the 5 active users are literal schizo retards.
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>>152866596
i'm not a schizo retard
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Relax lads and enjoy some quality puck
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>>152866596
jannies earn their paychecks with hardwork
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only shit teams today
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
GOAL CAUFIELD
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>stars win
>crickets
Yeah I see how it is
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ET LE BUT!
CAULFIELD!
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CAUFIELD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>152866226
Can ya hear them now?
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OLÉÉÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉÉÉ OLÉÉÉ
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>>152866853
im sure you dylan kwab no milly
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>>152866535
you can just tell by looking at mitchs drivers license picture that he has deep unsolved personal problems bottled up deep inside
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>>152866911
>im sure you dylan
I hope an ICE agent jumps out in front of your car. No offense.
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I see the habs fans celebrating their goals ITT, yet I didn't see anyone celebrate the flames goal. How peculiar.
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>18 minutes past the posted start time
>puck still not dropped
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kwab dilly btfo
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oooh ya xhe's mad
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>>152866955
Cause it's on TNT (oi, oi, oi)
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>>152866955
Sick of it
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>>152866949
captcha really gutted these fuckers
like 7pm montreal is 4pm call-gary
but now they should be home and shitposting
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>>152866978
once you figure it out you know exactly how much time you have to hit the gas station or drop Roy or throw in a pizza
only retarded people are filtered by this
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>>152866997
>7pm montreal is 4pm call-gary

retard
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that was some silly ass shit in front of the Flames net
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>OHHHH
>AAAAH
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Well that was a much needed win for Dallas, best game they played in ages
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>>152866949
"Flamiacs" on /hoc/ don't actually watch the games. They like the idea of Flames hockey but don't have the concentration to actually sit down and enjoy the game.
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Rank wouldn't have called that
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>covers the camera in the box
Kek!
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He will score insallah
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
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send this bum back to laval
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Nice goal, Kadri... HOWEVER
NO GOAL!!!!
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3 times i faked scarrrrpost and a gial was scored
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offside by a mile
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What does Hoob even do, I thought he was a hundred point player
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oh eh calgary, you forgot this month chèque
merci
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Game is too ez
Habbies win
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Lol, to the flame tards that were bragging about winning this years playoffs:
You suck. Your team sucks. And you will never be as good as the oilers.
Cope and seethe, you lolicon loving faggots.
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a lovely wednesday night cucking of the lames
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Flamiacs sometimes the puck luck doesn't go our way
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PIZZA MAN 3RD STAR
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>>152867423
>Um.....um.....it was the pucks fault
Kek. Maybe instead of blaming everything, you should be demanding the owners commit to a real rebuild.
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Someone post the flames rebuild boomer comic strip
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Well well well. We're in the positive side on goal differential.
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>>152867575
Bolts need to face the Habs right now to determine who the real king of the east is this season.
>B-B-But what about-
Don't care. This needs to be settled now.
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>>152867511
cope we have the building blocks
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>>152867646
Oh no, I'm not coping. I just want to see the Habs face the Bolts.
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>>152867446
Stuff crust would be good right now
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>>152867677
me too
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>>152867646
My parents got me duplos kwab
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that lil nigga fowler is sus as fuck
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my sharks! :)
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Speaking of my bolts
>They have to face the Flyers back to back.
Why? Why do this?
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>>152867767
OUR San Jose Sharkies :)
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flush that one lads
onto the next
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>>152866155
Nah i got banned for 1993 days, 90% of the posting was me
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Are the Kings one of the most boring teams in the NHL
I never hear them doing anything all that amazing
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>>152867777
Checked, no idea why
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>>152867777
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>>152867777
Checked
Gary has a shit schedule due to the Olympics
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>>152867866
Do you think anyone has shown Gary his meme edits
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The average Canadian is obessed with tbg is honestly so sad.
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>>152867835
They have been in the same awful playoff slop series against the oilers for five years except it was fun last year. They always lose. I think they had a bunch of "good young players" at the same time and most of them fell off (byfield is better than like lafreniere but is still just some guy) and now they can't really do anything.

Actually is brandt clarke good? First time I've thought of the guy in years and his stats are ok
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>>152867880
no because its not monetized yet
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>lames
oh, thats a kek
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>>152867896
Isn't the coach to blame for their shit performance?
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>>152867896
I still hate this division bullshit playoffs, no one wants the same fucking matchups every year, yet they keep it going.
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only shit teams today
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>>152867835
I only mildly care about them because they have Doughty, and I saw him playing for My Stormies :) as a kid
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it's 12:30 why is there hockey on? go to bed
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>>152867986
It's currently Real Pacific Hours.
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>>152867986
/hoc/ is an est general, fag.
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>>152868001
>est
est is best mon ami
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>>152867996
more like real piss shit hours
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>nearby lakes bursting into flame from the heat
what a lovely time for some hockey
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Sens bro, if you're here, I think it's safe to say this team sucks this season...like every season.
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O Olly Moore O Olly Olly
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mountain is the most jannetty time zone on the calendar
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>>152868001
>>152868028
/hoc/ est corpus meum
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>>152868169
suckum mi dicvkeum porkae southus
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>>152868214
well I never!
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Winter classic needs to be a once in 5 years thing, and it has to be between two classic rivals.
Who fuckong cares about a Rags vs Kitties game? They have no history with each other.
Hell, why wasn't the winter classic between the Bolts and Kitties? Whole thing should've been marketed as the battle for the swamp land supremacy.
Now that is how you get people from Florida to give a fuck about hockey.
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>>152868267
Or you can just end the winter classic because it’s cringe
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>>152867996
retard
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>>152868279
kings-oilers winter classic every year in california
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>>152868052
>>152868306
Why are people who don't live near real mountains so pissy?
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>>152868214
I'll have the cream of someyounguy
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>>152868313
At least the Kings have snow visible from their location.
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>>152868318
Why do subhuman mutts from Los Angeles pretend to be hockey fans?
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>>152868318
do you live in a landlocked province
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landlocked province would be a good name for a submission finisher
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>Brandon Bussi
AAHAHAHAHAHA
what a great name
he will have fun time in jail
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>minnesota
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>>152868345
Of course not.
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tyler foli scored
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it was actually interesting how the flames played the habs today but there wasnt a single post on >muh hecking equalization payments. the new captcha really filtered quite a lot of albortions out.
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The only one pissy poupou peepee is Jim Matheson
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>>152868318
rph started at midnight pacific you newfag fucking faggot retard
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Bros, it's sucks so much that the Sens suck. I want this team to be good, but jfc, they can't have shit.
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>>152868434
it's not even midnight eastern yet mark
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>>152868478
Illiterate retard.
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>What we're seeing with Huberdeau right now is disgraceful. Flames need to figure something out here because there's no way to stomach five more years with this player.

Sounds good!
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>>152868426
Youre obsessed with us
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>>152868498
Maybe you should stop OBSESSING over kids.
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What did NHL.com mean by this? Is "ute" some kind of new word in North America I've never heard about?

What's the pun?
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huberdeau has made Calgary racist against French people.
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>>152868515
It's referring to the Mammoths.
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>>152868465
Is this good?
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>>152868515
Trying to get more young people into Hockey
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>>152868531
>Mammoth
>University of Utah
You don't say? That's not what I'm confused about. What's the pun?
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Young people hate hockey because hockey players are boring theyre into soccer and basketball and football
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>>152868515
That's the nickname for the University of Utah's teams
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>>152868515
A ute is an Australian truck.
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>>152868560
I thought that was the Snipers
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>>152868465
That's what you get for having American players
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>>152868560
no it's not nerd
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>>152868562
chuck her in the ute
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>>152868571
MUH INCOME TAX RATES IN FLORIDUH! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>152868599
American players suck
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>>152868515
>clear skies
>snow falling
ai is fucking retarded
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>>152868571
>>152868607
>>152868607
>American players ba-
Auston Matthews
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>>152868623
Chooses to chase the puck into the corner instead of defending the best player in the world
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>>152868607
>Free healthcare
>Sucks at Sled Hockey

top kek
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>>152868607
>>152868653
When's Canada's last World Junior Gold?
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>>152868607
Nice goal. Was that in the SCF? Surely he has some rings.
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>>152868670
>save me barkov/bobrovsky/forsling!
>score some facking goals bennett/reinhart/ekblad!
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>>152868679
MUH INCOME TAX REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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olympian jordan binnington
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>>152868679
>mfw the last cup won by a Canadian city was before the Florida Panthers existed
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>>152868688
dO i lOoK nErVoUs
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>>152868632
>Only showing Olympic games
Lol
Lmao even
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my sharkies :)
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>>152868807
kwab
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>>152868826
):<
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Kek, is this fucker gonna act like mutts can't play hockey despite Mike Modano being a thing.
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>>152868853
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>>152868853
real ones know about Joey Mullen
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>sharks bailed out by refs
epic
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>>152868898
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>>152868853
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>>152868853
Someone post the webm where the paramedics drop the stretcher
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>>152868947
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>>152868958
Kek based

Also you just know Celebrini is winning this game
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>>152868958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDnfN0xLdyk
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>>152868947
>>152868958
>>152868966
>Um, Mike Modano sucks because of this gif that has nothing to do with his skills
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Well fuck me, I jinxed it
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>>152868853
>>152868888
>>152868889
SWUNG ONE IN FRONT NUBBED BY BROTEN FLIP BY BROTEN SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>152868973
He's on that stretcher because he got heemed by Messier
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>>152868966
>>152868974
:(
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>>152868980
CELEBRINI SSSSSSCCCCCAAAAAAARRREER
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>>152868975
Goddam I miss Doc
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he's so good bros i love him
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macklin please turn down this drama it won't make your boyfriend heal any faster
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>>152868978
And? This shit happens all the time in hockey. How does that discredit his skills?
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>>152868973
>>152868978
It was a dirty hit.
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>>152869008
He didnt even get a penalty for it.
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>Um....this US player got hurt in hockey so he's bad
You dumb fuckers cannot come up with any good arguments. Holy shit.
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what's the deal with bagel chips
it's not a bagel
it's not potato chips
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>>152869003
>>152869015
I havent said anything about Modano as a player. People were talking about him, so I asked for the webm and anon delivered.
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>>152869018
"Crisps composed of bagel-like dough and seasoned with bagel-adjacent spices" doesn't have the same snappy pith to it
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>>152869013
Because refs were incompetent. It was from the blindside and he only hit the head.
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>>152869039
That was legal back then.
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>>152869035
Which team do you think he would want to have part ownership in?
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>>152869035
>we could call them bagel crisps
>but that's what the brits call chips!
what a country
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>>152869041
so is ass to mouth, doesn't mean it's not dirty
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CELEBRINI TO EKLUND SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCAAAAAAASRRRRRRRR
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>>152869058
kek
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sharks!!!
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Celebrini is too good.
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my sharkies :D
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>>152869045
>Y-y-you see, I'm looking for a team with a certain fanbase, people, who, you know, appreciate speed. They cheer loudly when players skate fast, even more than they cheer for goals. I think fast, faster than everyone else.
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>little girl
me
>giant inflatable beluga whale
My sharkies
>nerd
/hoc/
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>>152869008
gotta keep that head on a swivel kiddo
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Celebrini is so good, gn sharksbros
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I should have bought one of those fucking sharkies fujoshi bobbleheads
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>>152869082
>>little girl
>me
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>>152869095
Should I translate it into Arabic for you, Muhammad?
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>>152869077
He would be a McDavid fan, wouldn't he?
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>>152868996
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why are the islanders the books dog tomorrow against the preds? does anybody respect the islanders?
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>>152869099
bud1
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>>152869103
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>>152869104
Definently not Devils fags, that for sure, lmao.
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:(
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>>152868958
Fuck mark messier
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OUR San Jose Sharkies :)
Celebrini is un-fucking-believable
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Clelebrini is everybodys favorite girlfriend
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>>152869134
This is the fucker who is gonna be the goalie for team Canada? Yeah we're fucked.
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>>152869134
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>i miss her so much
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>>152869152
knockoff/chinese jersey. "NHL" is spelt backwards
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Why are there so many old fucks in this general wanting to fuck Celebrini?
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>>152869151
cagando
CAGANDO
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>>152869155
>L
ligue
>N
nationale
>H
de hockey
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>>152869168
cute hill
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>>152869177
its just the tip
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>>152869156
he looks like a cabbage patch doll to me
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>>152869156
/hoc/ is a boomer general + if you don't want to fuck celebrini then there's something wrong with you
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>>152869180
looks like it's all tip
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>>152869186
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>>152869156
it just took a tv series to kill /hoc/ forever
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>>152869202
haha there we have it
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Despite the Sens sucking, I feel a drive to support them. I don't think they'll be good for a long time, but hopefully one day they get lucky with the draft picks and obtain players that'll carry them to success.
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>>152869186
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>>152869189
>Not wanting to fuck a dude means something is wrong with you
Knowing what I know about this general, I would want you people to be on a watch list.
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>>152869213
great use of AI having this posted, gary. having fools believe that fans remain passionate and keep buying merch and tickets through garbage years probably earns a bit of extra cash for gary and his lackeys
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>>152869225
watch THIS *unzips pants*
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>>152869225
what you know wouldn't even fill out a tweet
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>>152869226
Why does a Swed care if a Canadian team isn't winning cups? You don't even have a team in the league.
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>>152869226
arent you the guy who gave up on the canucks?
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>>152866086
Dis nigga like a hundred year old
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>>152869255
Yeah, he's the same guy who said the Canucks don't commit to full on rebuilds.
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>>152869246
>why do hockey fans care about hockey

>>152869255
>>152869266
no, i've never been a canuck fan, even during the sedins era. i did make that post though, that was more rage directed at greedy owners rather than the canucks owner specifically
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>>152869224
>>152869202
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>>152869273
>even during the sedins era
What's your problem with the Canucks?
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passion is for numales if you arent willing to watch a jeff cowan or cory conacher or jan bulis type play the hard minutes down in the corners you arent a real fan.
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>>152869277
kekaroo
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>>152869295
ryan kesler.
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neat
lets go mammies
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>>152869273
>No, you don't understand. I'm a fan of hockey, so I NEED to care about your teams winning a cup
No you don't. It's not your problem. Support any team you like and don't pretend like you give a shit.
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>>152869345
weak ragebait
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>>152869350
You posted about how /hoc/ is getting hekin' homophobic. All you post is garbage rage bait.
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>>152869383
based
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>>152869301
used to drive down to wheeling and pay $5 to watch Francois Leroux make them pay the price
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>>152869394
Yeah, it is based /hoc/ is getting more homophobic. We need to chase all the old faggots simping for a 19 year old out of this general.
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Go Sabres
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>>152869411
I need the Sabres to do poorly so I feel better about my own team.
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>>152869406
alright man, it's not that serious. good night
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It’s sad. the average white american man thinks about sex with a white woman once every 6 seconds. But the average white American man thinks about sex with a black man only once every year.
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>>152869413
That's not a healthy way to live
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>>152869423
>I'm not talking to Triple H I'm talking to Paul LeVesque
what a mark
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i was in the building with sergio and some black dude that was his friend for the pipe bomb promo
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>>152869423
What a weird post why are leafs like this
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does it snow in utah
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>the olympics are next month jim
ask me if i care
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>>152869457
yes
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>>152869457
Are you schrooming? Uhtar is known for their winters, snow, and skiing
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>>152869462
well it might make gary lots of money, then. and that's what we're all here for
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>>152869423
What about sex with bedard
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>>152869457
the winter olympics were there you dummy
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>>152869457
Retard
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>>152869463
>>152869469
maybe global warming made it so it doesn't snow anymore that's why i checked with you guys
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rph better be better than this
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zamn
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zamn x2
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>>152869507
mcjesus
>surprised to not see kucherov on the list, that guys a bit streaky too
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zamn x3
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>>152869517
>and on the third day he rose from the gooncave to get more trap hentai
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the sabres are gonna win the stabley cup
cap it
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>>152869537
'capped
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>>152869526
>Patty Lainingz, whateva happened there
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Zhamnov?
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>>152869423
Least homosexual leaf
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>>152869635
nah that's you
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>>152869658
Excuse me, but I like women. Thank you very much.
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>>152869457
Yeah
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heard based oba relinquished the title. hope he wins the rumble.
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>>152869667
I wouldn't say a single word I would have listened to them and that's what no one did
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>>152869689
>Facist
You don't know what that is, dumb retard
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you guys gotta start actually reporting posts
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>>152869737
If people did, then these thread would be even more dead when games aren't on.
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>>152869737
nerd
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>>152869689
same. also back then my nuckies were a good team with naslund as the captain
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>>152866086
this nga was 70 when 9/11 happened

he still lived another 25 years

me at 35, i think im doing great. i dont follow hockey, but thanks for keeping this on the front page. cheers
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Bruies are on at 11am AEDT tomorrow (15 hours from now). I'm considering daydrinking on the couch. The chances of losing to Calgary are pretty small so might ruin my whole day for it. I need to get out and some snacks though.
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>>152869880
you would be day drinking anyways so might as well
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>>152869899
I'm still on olliday mate so you might well be right!
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>>152869914
enjoy the game, just remember to pace yourself.
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>bruins
grim
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>>152869925
I'll be good by 3pm or so. Also it's going to be about 40 centigrades tomorrow so why not just wallow at home where it's cool. I went out twice today and it nearly killed me. I have everything I need at home to get through the heatwave.

>>152869926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE3ufg-6qOA
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Who do you think has a better Top 5 between the Buffalo Sabres and the Vancouver Canucks? Sabres Top 5 has Dominik Hašek, Gilbert Perreault, Rick Martin, Ryan Miller, and Mike Ramsey
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The current Avs makes me wish these niggas were still around to put Colorado fags in their place.
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>>152870036
Why doesn't your team just do that now?
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avs first round exit
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yeh probably
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>>152869979
nucks have Bure, Mogilny, Luongo, Sedin, and Sedin
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Top 5 what? Loser franchises?
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>>152870084
Markus Näslund would likely make a Canucks Top 5
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>>152870104
who else would round out that group?
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>>152870104
Top 5 best players for each NHL team
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Wingsbros... we're so BACK!

https://x.com/NHLMedia/status/2008932895834902581
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>>152870104
No the laffs would occupy all 5 slots
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>>152870218
>barely making the playoffs is an accomplishment in detoilet
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>>152870452
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA A HA HA
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>>152870580
>laffs
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>>152870589
even the shitty laffs have a positive goal diff
lol
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> We're shit and we finally accept it.

>laffs
>>
>we were shit and we are finally back (to still being shit)
>detoilet
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>>152870610

1 9 6 7
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remind me, when was the last time the ded wongs won a playoff series?
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>>152870036
But kitties and bolts already did that.
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>>152870694
over ten (10) years ago!
obama was president
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How mad do you think coyotes fags would be if the Mammoths got into the playoffs on their inaugural season?
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>>152870694
>>152870725
>Canadians mocking any American team going through a drought.
This isn't even a pot calling the kettle black, this is a car painted vantablack the kettle black.
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>>152870084
Sabres has a better mogilny, and neglected to mention patty lafontaine as well
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>>152870757
by this logic senaturd fans wouldnt be able to make fun of anyone
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>>152870694

1 9 6 7
9
6
7
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>>152870771
Yes, a fan of a Canadian team shouldn't mock anyone for a drought. Thanks for reaffirming my point.
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even the lowly senaturds have won a series since 2013
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>>152870799

1967
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>laffs seething the wongs are in the runnings for the playoffs and they're not.
>Have to resort to taking potshot at the senaturds to cope
Geg. >laffs will never not be the biggest faggots in the league.
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the laffs are shit and havent won since 1967
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...wait a minute. How do I know this isn't just that one schizo fag arguing with himself.
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>>152870836
when did i suggest i was a laffer?
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>>152870920
You were bringing up wongs drought when fuckers were making fun of laffs for no reason.
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>>152870965
i didnt bring up the wongs
this poster did
>>152870218
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>>152870965
> making fun of laffs for no reason
> no reason
Jen
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>>152870993
We could have a subreddit over that alone, fellow zoomies
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So anons, do you think this will be the year Sabers finally end their 13 year long drought, or will they blow it like they have since post 2011.
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Apparently it’ll be Stars v Knights in the stadium series next season. And you still think Gary doesn’t keep eyes on this board.
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>>152871093
two teams desperate for the mexican market
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half of this shit left and I'm already bored
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>>152871069
>laffs
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>>152871069
This is our year (to sneak into the WC2 spot)
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>>152871069
Yup. The east sucks
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>NHL Rumors: Teams Interested In James Reimer After Spengler Cup
James Wilson Thursday, January 08, 2026 Anaheim Ducks, Buffalo Sabres, Carolina Hurricanes, Ottawa Senators, Toronto Maple Leafs
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>>152871454
he looked okay. i hope he ends back in gary's garage league. i like reims.
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>>152870218
>islelders
>surprise
shut the fuck up
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>>152871534
bud's islanders like himself are winning
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Blackhawks
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>>152871662
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>>152871662
>only 3 points out of a playoff spot and Bedard isn't even back yet
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gm hoc ee friends.
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>>152869134
Even hofer knows the blues are a lost cause
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Why do the red wings existing always make Sanjeet seethe?
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>>152871988
It's Samir.
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>>152871988
>>152872070
we don't post our names here
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Why are Italians like this?
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third roy of the day
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>>152872104
>italians
>able to do anything without germans stepping in
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>>152872113
We call that a marner here
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>>152872150
got bad news for you
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Just took a massive matthews and it smells like toronto
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>>152872131
Is it too late to hold the hockey portion in Switzerland?
>>
kwab
>>
gonna watch the jets take on the 'lers at home tonight
>>
going to hopefully watch my habbies two hand slash brad Marchand 's exposed wrist tonight
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>>152872104
Based we don't think of women's sports here
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>>152872424
But he won’t be able to compete in the Olympics
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i'm thinking dobes is going to put on a goaltending clinic ce soir
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Only real games on tonight
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>>152872565
if a goal is et le but is a save no le but
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Gary really loves him some Thursday night hockey but not Friday, really grinds my gears if you catch my drift
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>>152872591
Why do you say that?
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>>152872602
smackdown better be good, cause ain't no way im watching kongs/jests or craps/cawks
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>>152872622
cody might be on :)
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>>152872549
club before country innit
>>
MELANIN
IN HIS SOUL
NEGRO ICON CODY RHODES
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Wrestlefags must die.
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>>152872441
We have a PWHL player I wonder if she's good in the locker room
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>>152872441
It would be pretty funny if the women’s tournament was cancelled and the men played on
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www.nhl.com
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>>152872685
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>>152872627
i hope drew shoot breaks his neck
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>>152872647
*stone cold stunners you*
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for me? it's the eye test
>>
wow.
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is hockey really like this?
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>>152872850
only when the kitties are playing
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>>152872850
in mcdavids fanfics
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>>152872772
the eye test is just narrowly edged out by my gut
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>>152872850
doing weird gay shit on the dl with the boys completely fits into what I think their culture is like
>>
>>152872850
why is trb posting his favourite tv show?
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>>152872781
So he must have so many cups
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>>152872850
in the ohl and whl, yeah
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>>152872876
Those penises are way too masculine for mcdavids taste
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McDavid would love me but I could never love him back go flames
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xhe jxhelly of bronze
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>>152872876
There aren’t enough traps for McDavid, the show is more up crosby’s avenue
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the metro centre is on fire, bros
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>>152873053
Let me guess, jeets were working in there
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>>152872898
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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eagles fans are unhinged
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>>152873053
oh my gosh hope everyone is okay
>>
i would run into a burning building to save bud
>>
/hoc/ Breton
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>>152873139
You’re chubby
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>>152873081
Let me guess youse Pakistani?
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Is Binny going to KILL someone on his team?
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>>152873053
Pray for Nova Scotia
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Cool
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>>152873200
that's a screenshot of screenshot, fren
i'm not a woman (yet)
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>>152873239
what's his handicap?
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>>152873274
you're valid
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>>152873285
mental retardation
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>>152873305
nah that's yours
>>
When your team makes playoffs do you not shave and grow your own playoff beard too?
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>>152873323
yeah absolutely
gotta support the team
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>>152873305
Anybody can make the mistake of gambling
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>>152873323
I'm a laffies fan so this question doesn't apply to me!
>>
https://www.outsports.com/2026/1/8/24125556/heated-rivalry-hudson-williams-shane-hollander-andy-cohen-gay-interview/
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>>152873334
Let me guess, you buy beard oil from reddit too?
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>>152873490
do you grow a mexican molester mustache while the laffs grow mathematically closer to elimination
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>>152873323
No since I work an office job
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>>152873495
All of my interviews are gay interviews
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>>152873323
no i cant grow a beard
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>>152873539
Jen
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>>152873323
i stop showering until they're eliminated/win the lee
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>>152873544
flag checks out
>low-tden
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>>152871366
MY sabies and checked
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>>152873569
its just genetics, kinda like how most of you indian folks can grow beards early in life
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>>152873603
I needed to start shaving in middle school
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>>152873603
speak for yourself beardlet
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>>152873569
you can be low t and have a beard
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>scotiabank centre

damn canada really is three corporations in a trenchcoat
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>>152873226
So is the future Canadian goalie
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made a new one
>>152873652
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>>152872781
>in his last 16 games he has played 16 games played

How does he do it?
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