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van is fighting grasso
>>152858438E-EH?!??
>>152858769just hosts of the fights. one day they will fight, one day.
>>152858438Van begged them to make him taller.
>>152859020champ gets what champ wants
this is the thread?
huge news
fights tonight?
Sup heem wife is expecting our third so don't have time to post here anymore you guys seriously need to grow up
>>152863761Jon will probably be nice as long as DC doesn't talk shit. I remember DC interviewed him one time and it went well.
>>152865186thailand will bring them together
>>152865065>wife>third childtotal loser. thanks for dropping in
>>152865065I have a wife and three children b you got no gas tank
EARLY
>>152865382So, do you think Bones is into men, women, or ladyboys?I don't know what I want to see more from his Thailand adventures: beating the fuck out of some jeets or getting his ass kicked by a bunch of mototaxi guys.
Your children have a doomed future. You should never reproduce.
/mma/ won.
>>152867319was this a heem or a zeem
>>152867409it was a late stoppage
when are the heems? next week?
Weird to see all these guys Poirier lapped be on the top 10
If you think this version of the UFC isn't the best version it's ever been, entertainment, skill level, non-corrupt, then F you!
>>152858425Fuck Dana
After Kape submits him, Van should fight Da Lou to earn another title shot
>>152867749First of all, Masvidal you ain't rich
>>152866951i see them farming "content" and maybe being friends, to generate huge hype for a wrestling match, that puts over the wrestling/bjj matches, or something. Have it be a seed for more euro. the jewfc has to have an expansion plan (like it or not) or they die after this deal with all "stars" aging out and no names built.
>>152868162>small promotion rich
>>152868343>they die after this deal with all "stars" aging out and no names built.How did Dana fuck this up so badly? Is the problem that MMA pays dogshit, so the young blood keep getting heemed by cte-ridden 37yo corpses. Is the problem that the fighters are more boring than the likes Chael, GSP, Conor, and Nate?
>>152868462>how did dana fuck it updana came around at the right time, recognized dying orgs (having been around boxing), and had the bankroll/luck to make it happen. Dana & co goal? Make it boxing, but not overnight. Vince McMahon Sr did the same thing attacking his competition, owning the territories (awa etc). Look at the WWE now? Do you know any of their stars? Same problem, same owner. Individualism stripped, no names built, just the actions marketed, tv deals cashed. >Is the problem that the fighters are more boringThere have always been dud fights. Over saturation is real, look at the events list. Since 2014 its been 40+ shows a year, compared to 10-30 events held per year from 05-13. >They are in too deep now to not do 40 shows a yearThe talent isnt there to fill the gaps, and the match making isnt there to recognize the talent, to make fights based on style versus direct faggot rankings. >BUT THEY NEED THE RANKINGSbecause these faggots are protecting their records, and choosing inactivity over fighting because of the over saturation, and slow ""recovery"" of position with a loss. >NumbersExcluding champions, you have eight mens divisions, with a top 15. 15 x 8 comes to 120 fighters. Assume every main card is five fights, and 7 prelims, that is 12 fights total. 120 of your top fighters, divided by a 12 man fight card, and that is 10 pure cards of top 15 action. They would never do that, so dilute it, and have each top 15 fight an unranked, and now you have 20 cards accounted for. Have them fight a third time (assuming all win), and there are your 30 fights, and a fourth for your 40 fights. Is everyone that is ranked (excluding champions) fighting 4 times a year? Nah. Maybe some, but not all 120. That leads to the gaps. Who is fighting in those gaps? Dogshit fighters being fed for matchups only, no names being built, no tests, UD's or finishes that are forgotten.
Gaychee is a rotting zombie that's kind of cool
>>152868787>>152868804
>>152867319I saw a bar fight once that killed a guy. He got dropped by one punch, got up a few seconds later and stumbled out. Friends took him home and he died in his sleep from a brain bleed. Don’t get in bar fights.
UFC actually did peak in 2015 not 2016
>>152867503January 24th
>>152869963189 was genuinely the GOAT card Never seen that much blood so evenly distributed on canvas
>>152869952did his head hit the ground
>reminder, this thread isn't /heem/to the lurking faggot from /heem/ that chooses to spam this thread, in an attempt to get it deleted, that's bitch behavior. Since the lurking faggot is obsessed with the thread, I'll explain it for him to passive aggressively post about, since he just spammed it AGAIN!. Eat shit faggot/scrap/>finishes/action from recent fights- easy to find, no sifting through a thread and a half of the same faggot shit>green text meat and potatoes of stories that interest you with action attached/poster to promote>green text event quick details + highlights or more action- tie them for a later bump with more highlights for the people who just scroll for clips
>>152869972My view was obscured but yeah I think so. Back of his head on the concrete bar floor. I didn’t know the guy died until I went back about a month later. Fucked up man he was maybe 24
>>152869982damn he couldve fought for money instead chose the bar
Dana just told me rob font will be fighting rosas jr
>>152870014Not sure what happened to the other guy. Gotta be a manslaughter charge right?
>>152870032The hand lighting that thing is repulsive
>>152863740Says the guy who went 1-2 UFC then got heemed by bacteria lol
>>152870086>hand lightingu need a dab b
>>152870083youll have to ask the bar next time. bar fights are retarded
>>152870100RAF making these guys cocky lol
>>152870132D.C will most likely have a heart attack. He gets manhandled by fat Khabib in training
>>152870139maybe they power slap to save his heart
The Fighting Kurds
what the helly
>>152870222
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>152870412I cringe when they do this gay shit and then they shake hands after the fight, making it all fake for a paycheck, goes to show you the DC Jones and Khabib Gooby decade old grudge is a lightning in a bottle
dustbin pooprier
>>152870523
>>152867744Skill wise yeah, we're at the peak now and the new guys look very promising in almost every weight class. On the promotional side, however, the things just suck. I don't think UFC pulls the new fan base in the first world effectively anymore. And Dana is more busy promoting his powerslap sidequest than the actual greatest fighters of our generations. And the champions fighting once a year, yeah, it fucking sucks.
>>152870576Skill wise they all aren’t shit but decision masters. Nothing to promote when the fighters are just skilled with no personality. They can’t fill a card so it’ll become UFC MMA + Zuffa Boxing + UFC BJJ and Power Slap creating a card. Paramount
woah major cool guy alert
This is the face of a mentally unheemable individual
I’ll heem you with my car
ill heem you
.
>>152870912Turn on your monitor :)
>/box/>day 30 talking about upcoming olympicsboxing is thriving
time to cut strickland and let him to go ONE
jon jones would beat tom aspinall
>>152871240jon jones disagrees
Should the ufc sign that ICE agent who shot that woman. Seems like quite the heemer.
>>152871502Proof?
According to Sean R. Stricklands X account: Gay:>California frogs >collecting sneakers >hiking >muslims >charity >communists >Machine Gun Kelly >sitting in a dark room drinking beer with your friends >meth addicts >boy scouts >himself with long hair >Instagram users >Boy boy girl threesomes >The modern iteration of the game Halo >medieval knight larpers>army larpers>conversations about finding inner peace and a career path >social justice characters in movies >emotional outbursts >boy boy girl threesomes again >Jake Shields >some of his fans >future kids>fancy restaurants >jewelry >a wheelchair Izzy fan >The pop song "Pockets full of sunshine">inspirational quotes >that one black guy from customer service>Khalil Rountree>Maybe Marvin Vettori >Blankets >Cupcakes >Ice Cream >Cooked Meat >seeing a Doctor>Band Aids>Fruit juice >Hugs >Yogurt>Yoga >Friends >Movies >Nice cars>vegetables >having a personal trainer>soap >chapsticks >lotion >marshmallows >sneakers >candy >crying>asking for help >depression >umbrellas >not wearing masks while having flu >himself maybe >EV cars >himself after sparring Alex Polizzi >having tats of other man >blowjobs >Elias Theodorou >himself after seeing Elias Theodorou Not gay >sex with masculine women >Chris Curtis
>>152871518i liked his ability to deal with pressure. she tried to drive him to the cage, and he defended it really well, circled out of it, adjusted angles, and got the KO. Gotta put'm on'a prelim show fur'shure b
30 million united states dollars
Jon Jones submitted Cyril Gane in two minutes.Tom Aspinall submitted to Cyril Gane after four minutes.
>>152871545>kills a white woman for turning her carBrilliant control
>>152871597damn gay jon would've made the easiest 30 million of his life if he wasn't such a scared pussy right
>>152871646Woah I guess that'll save Tomala from being a blind retard that has to beg for a boxing match to make any money LMAO
>>152871597https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfWSScyygzEtom would have to take the jones name after getting son'd
>>152871634you wanted it to go to a decision? fucking faggot lol
>>152871667>highlights from 14 years agobbbbbeast
>The UFC has testing.aka immigration >Do they take fighters in without medically testing them? no.>Do they sign fighters without scouting them? no.Do they do cut fighters who wont assimilate (learn english and be interesting per Islam)?yes.>Response?Better protest outside the Apex screaming for Dana to allow untested fighters into the UFC. Scream for Dana to sign them all because they have a right to fight for the best org in the world! Scream at Dana because these poor souls need it, all while ignoring the SCREENED AND SCOUTED ATHLETE.
>>152871697Tomala's highlights 14 years from now
>>152871682what more do you need to see? he hasnt suddenly gotten worse at grappling. tom would leave an arm out and submitted. you dont need to overthink the goat being the goat lol
>>152871720woah make sure you respect the aspinall bjj striking
>>152871715Fuck you
Tom Aspinall thoroughly raped the collective pea brains of /heem/ and all it took was suggesting he would beat their favourite black homosexual (to which said black homosexual agreed to the tune of turning down 30 million dollars)
now post his highlights from the Gane fight
>>152871715Same cunts won't shut up about fighter pay like boo hoo the poor muslim needs more money
>you guys hate me!!! i matter!!! please remem-WAAAAAAAH!!!!
>>152871756what, the facts of their system make you emotional? eat shit faggot. if the ufc operated with your hearts and minds tactics, they wouldnt be in business you fucking retard. >You want untested fighters spilling blood? no. schools arent even this careless.>You want untested fighters getting hurt?no. unless you want people hurt? not cool.>You want order but dont know how to communicate ityes. let the adults keep the ufc going
The somalidaddies run Piggeapolis I’m afraid
we cannot follow them
>>152871816Fuck you
>>152871824>Somalidaddies shake piggies banks for billions>DDPonald's solution is to shoot piggiesKek what a good piggy that gives sloppy top to its Jewdaddies!!!
>>152871919Counting or not counting pig on pig violence?
Aspiggy go OINK OINK ACK!!!
AGP of the orbussy!!
>>152871882no no no fuck you. the UFC will stay strong!
>>152870032I did so many dabs at one point I blew my tolerance out and could barely get high anymore.
>>152872014time to use that pain tolerance
>>152872014I took so many BBCs it blew my orbussy out
>>152872019a fat hw not a natural hw
>152872023
>>152872019look at that extra little flex at the end what a lil cutie
What's Joe rogan's dream?
It's called the globe btw not the orb, idk where you freaks got that from.
>>152872112Whatever it is, it's on da bleedin lowah level! Get outside, look at de mewn!
>>152872112>globe Please don’t say that or bacon bussy bryanna will try to give xerself bottom surgery again
>>152872116The thin sky rises. The moon is sinking again. The laws of nature is bending.
hah more masonic bullshit globe my ass
Aspiggy got globs of Ganedaddy goo in xer orbussy!!!
>ITS CALLED A GLOBE!!!!
you know this doo wearing a dress right now
It has been said that Tom Aspinall would best Jon Jones in a fight.Yet, there are no evidence of this. Curious to say the least.
>>152872248I sure am! I lopped off both my globes for Aridaddy!
>>152872248But enough about Sneed.
Good fight
>>152872271Who's the skirt?
Britbrehmengs, we're going to get Paddy as champ in the very first card of the year.2026 is the year of the Britbrehmengchemp. This is what domination looks like.
Paddy the Baddy? More like 'Paddy is bad, b'
One day very soon I will be able to say 'UFC champion Paddy' and that? Is crazy
Me mum me dad me eyes
Paddy the baddie
>yair rodriguez>colby covington>reddit rob >tommy r.paddy has a chance to add his name to this list of great champions
>Paddy, the Baddi wants to leave with UFC gold>He says no man will get in his way Saturday night when that cage door shuts>Well stumbling in his way is former world series of fighting, and B.M.F. champion, the highlight JustEn Gate-Gee>Who has a set of his own plans
Wait, Amanda Nunes is back and fighting this Saturday?>Stop following MMA seriously for 6 months and retired fighters come back out of the blue
UFC isn't until the 24th meng
is Dana gay?
>Before the Dricus fight, I was f*cking riding with [motocross athlete] Axell Hodges and I broke my shoulder,” Strickland said. “So I was in Colombia getting stem cells on my shoulder and they hit me up for the fight and the thing with the UFC, you don’t say no. They are pimps. You don’t say no the masters. So I was kind of backed up into a corner taking that fight.These fighters are the biggest cornballs and liars in history.>Best fight camp of my lifeAnd then when they lose, they claim that they had 10 different kinds of injuries and that their dog and mom died on the same day.
dook
>>152872426>Ko KOs SmithScenes
Fluff daddy finna burrito bust all over strickgaped’s bacon bussy I fear
>>152870576What's Dana's next move? Signing random Thais that will fight for 10k baht and a bottle of Sangsom to encroach on the Done Championship market?
Who do you think wins on Saturday, Harrison or Nunes?
okay now can you make a post that doesn't talk about buttholes or cum?
womens heavyweight when?
>backie awards live in 30 minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/live/D2CB_xHNwcw
Might have to Schaubulate
>>152873027After women's quarkweight
Kamaru Usman has been cancelled
>>152873210I could lift her up and break her spine. Imagine. Her brittle little bones cracking from the force of impact. Those tiny wrists of hers are easily broken by my grip. Her skull, I could crush with the palms of my hands. Ah divinity.
>what the Pawg milf sees when I approach her in the frozen goods aisle.
Im sorry guys I dont know what happened there. I blacked out.
>>152873253excellent post
I love Luke.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtAFtwH-lYEITS UP
>>152873316>jake shields has denounced antisemitism and converted to judaism
>>152873312Imagine crying because someone else is also watching the fights
>>152873360Nobody is crying. We're celebrating.
>>152873374Don't be obtuse b you understood.
>>152873360Nobody wants to smell DDPonald’s dementia dookie depends. Change that shit! Stank ass nigga!!!
Who is his favorite fighter?
>>152870460second girl is punching her in the tit
>>152873415Jon jones
heem is just a bunch of losers and shitskin faggots at this point. grim.
No german champions
call the janny when you see K-1
The soimurai fears Tim Elliott
>see K-1Nobody watches that crap.
Guy-1
I meant ga- eh whatever
>>152873487I tried to tell you he was good. Beating Asakura and being literally on his way to heeming Mokaev should have told yall.
Homeless guy outside the corner store asked me for some money today and I was thinking man do I really want my hard earned money going towards drugs? So I decided he should have it instead.
>>152873445Some kings don't need a crown
>>152873563Hahahahhaahaha
sweden
>>152873573Abus Nurmagomedov
>>152873584Umar Nurmagomedov
>>152873573but abum always needs aheem
>>152873641A part of Abus died in The Smart Cage™
>>152873641How embarrassing
>>152873607>>152873591Don't start with the name posting slop please.
>>152873681What?
>>152873641Wat was that? A superman hook?
>>152873690Where you just start posting mma fighter names for no reason.
they'll take me alive
>>152873700That was a gazelle punch
Clitia Toepiglet
>>152873734Left is bullshit right is derivative
>>152873734Salkilld Jubli rematch
>>152873734praise be to paddy and arnold, bless that red cross
>>152873641Dive to start the Belal Era which saved MMA
>>152873711What do you mean?
>>152873734GaethjeNunesSongWaldoAllen
>>152873734Benoit St Denis is my favorite fighter after Jiri
>>152873777Lmao
I am fat and retarded -Daniel Cornmeal
>>152873718>gazelle punchBut he pushes off the back foot, springs off the front foot and brings his back leg in front of his front foot while heeming, then lands with it back behind his front foot. Gazelle a more uniform hop forward where the hook lands while you're in the air?
>>152873769Where the only thing you post is a fighter's name with no context. Then you sometimes do it again over and over
>>152873700wolf fang fist
Mongo Nurmagomedov
>>152873814I guess. I dont know. I just felt like it could be it. It did look kinda sloppy.
>>152873641>and then i gets submitted by joe salty manzza pyfer. world so cruel brazza you know dis...
>>152873830Why would I do that?
>>152873865biggest fluke in the history of the sport
Jumprope Sea Level Abus is unstoppable
>>152873734Why is Umar on the prelims
>Red Corner MMA backing>Ali Abdelaziz managerUhhh brazza bros, I think we genuinely have to boy Pico. Unironically.
ABU'S GOT THAT LOOK IN HIS EYE, JOE
>>152873932>Jackson wink wtf happened to that gym? It used to be the best now it’s maybe 10th
>>152873777This but the exact opposite
>>152871125I didn't know Ankalaev fought Emilianenko.
>>152873932Was the murphy fight just a fluke? I think so.
>>152873958
>>152873977Coaches got a big head
>>152873718Nobody knows what the fuck a gazelle is, this is america get it right.
>>152873977They pivoted to mainly focusing on teaching classes to the public. Fewer fighters but they still have a few and some decent prawlspects who arent in the ufc yet. I think only Pico and Josh Hokit might be the only fighters in the UFC right now.
>>152871125RIP Affliction
>>152874007OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
>>152873415war machine
Im not one of these weird incels that whines about Nina drama. I think her interviews are fun. But wtf is she doing in Georgia again with merab? Their friendship is that good? She just loves Georgia so much? I dont geddit B.
>>152874200She's just seeing the world man you don't have to be weird about it
>>152874169christy mack lookin rough these days b
>>152874249>tattooed porn whore ages poorly imaginemyshock.jpg
>>152874084Steve Garcia
>>152874359it chilled me to my core now I need a lie down
Arnold allen was raped by a mob of french men after he said ''g'morning'' instead of ''bonjour''
>>152874435Just looked her up. She looks like all mid 30s former porn stars who have 2 years left to live.
/mma/ won
its up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liyr1JjYIBkits up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liyr1JjYIBkits up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liyr1JjYIBk
Fake Sport
>>152875572But enough about boxing.
Sneed say something for the record https://youtu.be/5nFCl-5PqUc?
>the fights on ALF reality are boxing in a cage with mma gloves>all the english is overdubbed in russian and there's no subtitleswhat is the fucking point
call janny when you see big cloz
"Big Cloz" calls Jon Jones daddy.
>>152876020a long day of frivilous mass reporting and body fluid spam in alliteration form I trust?
>>152874597Basé
I enjoy Che's crusade against DC
>>152876051>body fluid spamYou bring your mommy to Piggyapolis?
The sorrow piggy has emerged from his Somalidaddy steatorrhea sauna session
Iran is falling apart. Another win for ari
>>152876153Sorrow piggy is miss k-1 with the bonger flag...
>>152876280lamb shawarma now
>>152876287shut up sneed you turncoat sumbitch
>>152876288But enough about the saudaddy steatorrhea you slurped out ya mother’s maggot minge
Speaking of pozz loads, Jizzy was creampied whilst falling from space...Chills...
>>152876352can't think of anything gayer than having someone parachute for you, besides of course the porkcord shitting up heem
>>152876288Show bussy
>>152876399>can't think of anything gayer than having someone parachute for youHow about your love for ya' Jondaddy?
>>152876460see >>152876020 >>152876108 >>152876153 >>152876351 >>152876469
>>152876507All me btw
could not give less of a shit about nunes and the other lesbian
>>152876616>y'all dykes can't solve Harrison
Let's see if you know ball /heem/ Post your picks for end of year champs
>>152876713the fans
>>152870523you cant just say that
>>152876713>125Mokaev comes back and wins it >135 Still Yan>145Evloev then he never fights again >155vacant cuz Ilia retires after his final defense in fall >170Shavkat subs Prates to win the vacant belt after Islam retires >185Still Khamzat cuz he fights once in 2026>205Ank beats Ulberg/Jiri when Poatan vacates to fight at HW >265Tom beats Gane in July and Poatan in November/December then retires
>>152876821Troonmala Harrispinall and India Topiglet are never fighting again unless it's their urge to suck Somalidaddies that porked Clozapig's dead moldy mommy.
>>152876821tom shitforbrains is going to give up the interim belt
why don't champs want to fight anymoremerab is the only one itching to get in the cage maybe van too now that he's champ
>>152876713Joshua VanJamalhalal HillSalsa BoyBelal
>>152876352the second picture looks like he's trying his best to not shit himself
>>152875956
>>152876902Pussy; representative of the poster. Respectfully.
>>152876917Sadly my neovagina necrosed after I botched my bottom surgery like Bryce
>>152876821>mokaevnah not in today's rule set >>152873561>b-b-b-b-but HE HEEMED IN BRAVE!!!!!merab has a flatline heem outside of the ufc too ... Torrez Finney was actually a brawling heemer against cans outside of the ufc as well lol. yet in the ufc they must resort to their old strats.Merab and Finney can rely on their old tricks, but Mokaev? His one trick was relying on touching the mat to game the dwned opponent rule... Yea, you're beginning to realize the retardation of your claims after getting schooled by my mma encyclopedic knowledge. Understandable. Try to think a little harder before you post next time, yea?
>>152876020he calls jonesdaddy up on the phone? he has his number?>>152876287dead pakibong theory: hes been gone for a while and now only sad sacks imitating him remain. thats why the posts are less rhythmic creative and deranged. plus they dont even know the lore sadly as i fear.
just checked the log for /scrap/ and couldn't find itwhat's going on?
>>152876837Thoughts on your Jondaddy picking Zatdaddy to pork & prolapse AGPoatan?
Just a reminder that I am the ONLY anon here that actually voted for Trump so when you make jokes about jabronis getting permaheemed you have me to thank
>>152877058theyve had him as a minus favorite to be MW and LHW champ end of year, on the UFC's preferred Sportsbook, DRAFT KINGS
>>152877080shalom!
Did yall hear Dana say they're gonna cut Pisslam and Cumshot? Pic related.
>>152863740Pot calling kettle black here. That aside, I don't think anybody is under the illusion that Nate was elite. Dude clearly survives in popular consciousness solely because he's a real one, something asscream would never understand.
>>152877136Askren was world champion during his prime. Nate Diaz couldn't even win his own made up belt. Levels.
>>152877058>I think khamzat 'can' win the belt>I think he 'could be' successful Tough for you to understand the subtlety, but WHITE daddy Kadyrov and Khamzat are Jon's friends now. If he thought khamzat would win, he would proudly say it. He's trying to be nice to his friends saying he 'could' win lol.
that guy izzy heemed dead? completely invincible
Brandon Royval said he isn't interested in fighting on the White House lawn.
>>152877157Huh?
>>152877206>Huh?
>>152877136Askren is a Bellator champion. Not sure if Diaz can win Bellator gold, and go undefeated against the killers Askren faced. Karl Amoussou wouldve slept Diaz
>>152877218Sup spammy, still queer?
Why do they do this?Also its up i guess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMPfInNBLhQ
Askren was a real one and still is.
Asskren has been a walking corpse ever since Robbie slammed him on his head 3 seconds into his UFC debut
>>152877255We don’t sign our posts here
>>152876713>125Van defends thrice against Kape, Taira and Pantoja>135Yan defends twice, against Merab and O'Malley>145Volk defends against Lopes and one of Mosvar/Murphy and retires. Vacant title fight between Yair and Lopes in early 2027>155Ilia unifies the title with Paddy late in the year>170Islam defends once against Usman and retire, a vacant title fight from some combination of Garry, Shavkat, Morales, JDM and Prates>185Khamzat defends once against Imavov>205Winner of Ulberg/Jiri vs the winner of Ank/Murzakanov for the vacant title>265Gane beats Tom in the rematch and losses to Peirera
>>152877283imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. you should be proud!!
Yeah I'm thinking Gane.
Can you please stop pretending to be me?
We dont follow them here.
lewis is in shape.....2026 IC champ
>>152877290Nothing says retarded like believing all the sitting champions are invincible and won't lose their belts in legitimate ways.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFEFh_VYoxw
Ilia said that he can prove he didn't abuse Georgina because he's been recorded 24/7 for the past 5 years. Ok, cool, I can accept that. But if that is true then there should be video of Ilia baking a loaf. If he can't produce that then I have to cast doubt.
Van is cursed as shit and is going to lose his belt by some weird way. If you've watched UFC long enough you know what a cursed fighter looks like
met this bitch that was in houston, said she was from houston
>>152877370Someone as stupid as you an me? Yeah we don't have a choice. Our IQ is too low. We're so pathetic, we deserve to be led by our betters..
I have a peer reviewed study here that's says you're a pussy and I'd heem any of you stiff, dead.
>>152877763more like peen reviewed, faggot
>>152877793It's not Tom's bloody fault, he got double eye-poked knuckle deep and needs more surgeries just to see, plus his son is special needs mate.
Tom showed up for a bout. Gane showed up to fight.
>>152878079aspinall bjj striking is on another level. there are reasons they produce contenders
>>152878079Fact
>>152878166All mid LHWs should just move up and beat on fatties
>>152878228thats whittaker's plan
I have trained my voice to sound immedietly american
>>152878697That's why we call you the Throat GOAT b
Heem dream supreme
We have Gay Marriage Plus©
What if Volk vs Lopes 2 got canceled and instead we get Islam vs like garry or morales or shavkat or someone who is not usman?
>>152879011what cancels it? volk injury or lopes?
>>152879161Both get into a double car accident which leaves them out of any fight for the year. An interim featherweight belt is made with you guessed it Yair Rodriguez vs winner of Allen/Silva
aight just got off with daner and he said maycee vs gassso in march seattle match
>>152879197maybe toss in cub. not sure about that allen kid
>>152879229Brapcee vs Gasso more like it
Raja Jackson vs that ICE agent who domed that white lesbian in the octagon. Who wins?
>>152879282its close but ICE agent. raja will get picked apart and put down early
>>152876713>125 Depends how long Pantoja stays out, but until that happens the belt is probably going to either Kope if he doesnt go full he's retarded now again or Taira>135 Too unpredictable, but imo Merab gets the belt back if he doesnt burn himself out >145Volk stays champ after he wrestlefucks and legkicks Lopes to a dec. He probably doesnt fight again with Lerone getting match maked against Aljo plus Movsar might need an operation on his vagina or something >155 Ilia defends against Gaethje after he shatters Paddy's jaw, stays inactive.>170 Islam defends against Kamaru, stays inactive.>185 Khamzat gets upseted by Imavov who probably loses to Fluffy or DDP >205 Pereira knocks out Ulberg then moves up >265Aspinall taps both Gane and Pereira out.
>>152877136
>>152879429disgusting goblin freak...
Alright campers I just got word from an anonymous source somebody here doesn't like cock and ball torture
>>152879429hate this little disgusting cunt
>>152879429Woodchipper, NOW!
No one remains champion forever
and some, like Tomala, were never a champion
Its goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
Breaking News: Tom Aspinall has been stripped effective eventually
Dana White calls Tom "scumbag", "never had it in him" in shocking interview on TheDiegoSanchcast
Tom has said that in the rematch he will lose
>>152879769I'll believe it when they talk about it on Luke Thomas or Arkinsanity
You know the rules, and so do I
Tom has said that the french stink of onions
Justin Gaethje vs clinical depressionJustin won by split decision
>>152872426Ko can only wrestle. Smith is a good wrestler. Smith will murk Ko.
>>152879495Imagine the teeth
>>152873210it must suck being that tiny knowing almost anyone could abduct you and crush you with their bare hands
I can’t wait for heems to return. How about the rest of you.
>>152877290>van defends thrice >volk ever wins againCome on anon at least try
>>152879985>heems uyou won't be returning
Woooaaaag, we're halfway there
It's the final countdown
Livin' on a prairie
alex and tracy broke up
>>152880152Poatan fumbled the ball
>First Zuffa Boxing card under its new Paramount+ deal is scheduled for Friday, January 23, 2026 as a lead-in to UFC 324How will this work? Joint /heem/ vs /box/ thread? Poofa boxing is competing with the boxing establishment, so /box/ uncs will be seething at it, but /heem/ will seethe as well because it's boxing. Thoughbeit if it turns out to be a good event with lots of heems, /heem/ will claim /heem/ won, and /box/ will claim /box/ won. Who really wins if it turns out to be good? /heem/ or /box/?
>>152880152he probably got a whiff of her mexican stank. it's deceived me before too. not all sunshine and rainbows with a big booty mexican girl.
>>152880152That was literally 1 week lmao
>>152880213It's unlikely that Zuffa boxing will have a very good card
Select the image with exactly 6 pentagrams with 6 sides each, then select the image with the cross inverted, then commit a blood sacrifice to Lucifer to prove you're not a robot and maybe WE will see about letting you post, goy.
Oh my god they're making me click on a half circle this is LITERALLY satanic
>>152880152women really be farting on like 20 dudes dicks a year
>>152880213>>152880241Who is on the card? Do we even know?
>>152880267It's certainly satan-adjacent
saar the new captchaar is bloody bullshit
>>152880292They haven't announced any fights for the card, just that it's happening Btw this is supposed to happen in the fucking Apex lmaohttps://x.com/DamonMartin/status/2008600907479728251?s=20
>>152880152>mentions marriage>immediate breakupbased chama
>>152880202why do people think she's hotshe's a 5/10 gremlin with heavy makeup and fillers
>>152880311They’ll probably put on that mick who is dating Tabatha Ricci
Select the image with exactly SEVEN stars of the churches of man which Jesus held within his hand, THEN select the image with the son of man crucified for our sins, THEN repent for your iniquity and then and ONLY then shall you ever enter upon the pearly gates into the kingdom of the heavenly father.
>>152880346NAH FUCK THAT!
They should require you to heem someone whenever you want to post. I can heem anyone so this is no problem for me.
>>152880422Why has your drug addled mind fixated on this phrase to the point where you need to post it 50 times per day?
taught my Sneed to say Versace now he won't stop
>>152880517It must have REALLY stuck with him, didn't it?
This is the rythm of the night
>>152880152OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Esta sus Reebok o son Nike?
>>152880479That's like the second or third time I've ever posted it, you have me confused with a diff member of the cesar gracie camp
omg they figured out they wanted different things and parted ways ahh im going to die
Why does their breakup announcement read like a public statement about business associates parting ways
>>152880241That's the question b. If it's a fun card, like say a good contender series where fighters are trying to win (more than an average boxing card), who wins, who claims it as their own? /heem/ or /box/. If it is dog shit, then, who loses? /box/ or /heem/? It's not so simple.
>>152880698rhythm of the night?
I hope spammy crashes into a school bus full of retarded kids.
>>152880866Fuck /box/. Fuck /heem/. And fuck you.
not a nigga alive hard enough to walk out to this> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWFc5mkABNo
It's over
>>152880893Let's go for fuck that.
baldy news is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNDPOF9LKgM
Strangers, faces in the night
>>152880893
tracey never had the makings of a varsity athlete
>>152880930none of these interviews are real, shut the fuck up
>>152880976You'll watch your fucking mouth if you know what's good for you.
>>152881075why would he look at his own mouth? you sound dumb
>>152881127Deconstructed that dunskie!
Francis Ngannou would rather commit blood sacrifices than compete in mma. What a waste of talent.
>>152880152blanched
Select all the images of pedestrians crossing the street before posting to prove you are not a Nigerian
got cut from the division btw big cloz is once again a free agent
>>152880152damn I really am like poatan but very handsome
imagine the record conor would have if he had walked out to Enya instead of Sinead. Khabib would have been flushed.> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl8iYAo90pE
I’ll break your fingers so you can’t post another shitty YouTube link
>>152881238Ey don geddit
>>152881269here they play sail away in prison acupuncture it is the best song they have on offer
Israel vs Islam is THE fight to make, book that shit
Eithne Pádraigín Ní Bhraonáin vs that skank Madonna for the White House card. Book it Dana.
brehs how do I get over a crush as fast as possible i feel like such a Michael morales
Omalley is gonna put hands on ya dong
>>152881503not if he gets put to sleep by one of Song's lil lullabies
>>152881458Pure Moods? Tawlmbout pure Weems b
>>152881525We are sliming out ya dong twin
Impression of CTE Volkanovaki happy for a fresh matchup against Diego, says he's been training for specifics so much he feels like he's already been in there with him
>>152880976It's a single video and of a single interview. You have downs>>152881127Mind your betters.
>>152881458>>152881625per mio? personalamente? only time
impression of guru breaking down in tears after the 3000th request for an ariel impression
>>152881850Hey b
Impression of guru crying on stream when he got swatted
They bullied this podcaster not knowing he is the most legendary martial arts master
impression of guru when drone strike hits his council house mistaken for russians
>>152881749Mind this mushroom stamp on your forehead.
is guru still alive lmao when will his years of sucking mayo out a bottle for 1e donations cost him his life
>>152882029He just released the paddy interview today. Now he's in america for fishing with bryce.
>>152882060I would love to be a member of the "People Bryce Mitchell wants to go fishing with"-Club. Bit jealous of Guru desu
>>152882029I never seen a big fat man get as grey as he did in a short amount of time. His face looks like papaw's pubes and he's gonna croak soon
>>152882078Bryce is a dude you could totally go fishing with granted you are from the south like me and him are. I'm not sure Europeans would get it, prolly end with BUH BUH and some Dane getting molested
>>152867319>what the fuck Larry gon do?
Thingkign of changing my name to Manhoef Tsang
if you haven't watched every episode of arkansanity like me you have no right to talmbout St Bryce of Mitchell>>152882088very odd and somewhat troubling reference there bappa
I'm looking for a Manhoe F. Tsang. Is there a Manhoe F. Tsang here?
>>152882221there are rats on the floor moe
whos the jesse ventura of mma?
Nobody is allowed to go fishing with me, that's my quiet introspective time where I search for peace within myself.
The great supreme force of MMA is what drives fighters to suffer weeks of grueling training only to get their face punched and go unconscious or kicked to the liver and crumble or caught in a choke and either submit or go out. The force that drives all fighters to do something so insane is a force to be reckoned with. An unseen spirit, perhaps, takes over the soul of the fighter as if possessed by a demon and makes them do what no sane person would consider doing. MMA is very much something you can lose your mind in. The effects of this can be seen long term in what has been described as chronic traumatic encephalopathy or CTE for short. Modern medicine and doctors claim that this is due to taking repeated blows to the head, but of course as with most things, these health experts lie. CTE is merely the after effects of a soul being taken over by the spirit of MMA. It drives them to long for the cage and fighting and it can drive one crazy without it. Be careful out there if you ever consider taking MMA as a hobby or career. You most certainly will not come back from it.
>>152882365I'm fishin' with you, I'm fishin' against you, playa!
>>152882383Let's go for that.
>>152882273
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OvdOK0eOTFQmmajoey has an IC3 friend
A greater force that has been known to best the supreme force of MMA is the so-called champ mindset. Which can be seen in certain individual champions. Not all champions share this mental strength and only a handful have managed to keep this until their days were over. This powerful state is nothing more than a fighter being able to control the great force of MMA that drives them. It is the hardest aspect of MMA to do but if you are able to do it you could go far.
>>152882221
whatthehell
From dirt we became, to dust we become
MMA has much of this sentiment ingrained in its being as an art form, a sport, an activity.
It might be more accurate to say that as we came from dirt so will we return to it. Its application to MMA still goes.
>>152882469What the helly?
>>152882585delet this
Genesis of life = ArficaNgannou = MMA portagonist
>>152882654Now you do something for me.
>>152876713Hard to tell in 26 cuz a ton of champs/contenders might retire this year. All these guys are either past their prime or have talked about retiring soon>ilia>islam>max>garth>pantoja >poatan>aspinall>volk>aljo >leon>usman>belal >izzy >whittaker can't remember having this many champs with one foot out the door
>>152879434>khamzat loses to imavovthat's a bold pick. khamzat will be a -800 favorite
>>152880152This is big news...
>>152880152Getting word she took the Aspen Ladd route
>>152876713pantoja umar whoever gets the shot between murphy & evloeviliashavkatkhamzatankalaev because 205 is ass who cares, prob won't be an undisputed heavyweight fight this year
>>152879434>Aspinall taps gane
>>152877136I made a meme $20 bet on Nate to beat Leon by KO at a big number. Never hated a fighter as much as Nate when he had Leon on skates then pointed at him and didn't follow it up for 10 seconds
>>152882792we might see him in march now. only time to thank a bitch
>>152882823fuck me she's disgustingwhy is anyone into this chick
>>152882698I'll make sure you make the list bappa
>>152882872as a professional and dare I say it accomplished heemer I can tell you girls like cortez are incredibly bad heems that require a lot of emotional labor for maybe a public sloppy toppy it really isn't worth it for meng of most statures but there is a market for it
>>152882872mma fighters love easy pussy
what he said
>>152882823Give me the Blanch over her.
>>152882914she looks like a fucking dude
>>152882930erin knows she's a 6 at best so you know she'd try super hard to be a good gf. bet she's feral in bed
>>152882930never entertain an active mma whore
Merab got fraud checked by Yan. Completely unintelligent fighter. All he has is cardio and double leg. When that gets shut down he looks like a flailing retard and a middling fighter.
>>152882993you right. he couldnt get past being tagged on entry to secure his takedown. corner couldnt adjust. he couldnt adjust. A positive trait of his was defending the belt, so that cant be ignored. High level Gatekeeper at 135
Merab is fighter of the year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mMebnRxmPw&t=16skek
give me no love vs merab white house lawn
>>152882993You don't get fraud checked after winning the belt and defending multiple times lol. He got beat by a more skilled fighter. Yan outwrestled him and badly outstruck him
>>152883007
>>152882930erin is legitimately a good heem>>152882942meh only fags care about what a woman looks like
>>152882993yan is the GOAT according to fightfairy
If you've ever watched the morning weigh in show, you know how true this is. He's a pussy fat bitch that waddles around the set with a fucking personal assistant
>>152882952she sucked on bones' soft gay penis shortly before pegging him. this is known.
>>152883183activate your screen
>>152883132theyre setting up for a TUF coaching matchup and a matchup for the white house. dc going to cry there too
D.C vs Jones - Zuffa Boxing Match on the White House Lawn
>>152883132jones did this man like the vandals did rome
>>152883188>Implying anon fucked Jones in the ass
Jon Jones has a loss in the UFC thoughbeit.
>>152883233that was a nasty line
daner said he reversed the "loss" sadly I fear
jon jones is still undefeated
cocky matty hammer no like 12-6
kody steer
>>152883276History will remember otherwise, sad to say.
josh the immortal van
alexander the stylebender volkanovski
charles johnson
what is this the history channel
>>152883381>>152883393both fight Zhumagulov>Zhumagulovfights Nam>Namfights Sergio Pettis>Pettisfights Patrício Pitbull>Pitbullfights Yair>Yairfights Volk>>152883387all connected to who you might ask? BJ Penn. Penn who fought Machida, who fought Jones, and is the GOAT. It is in Josh Vans blood this champ shit
Alexander "The Great" Pereira
>>152883401 history in on the lawn for 85000 to see. one of one event dana said biggest in history
>>152883484you got me. thats /sparring/ ? pretty cool concept
>>152883423the wrestlemania 3 of ufc
>>152883572jon jones breaking the will of louisiana, high crotch slamming dc on the white house lawn with millions watching around the world
>>152883610DC is currently 800 pounds aint NO way Bones is slamming that.
>>152883613whos to say steveson and brock dont join in for a shield powerbomb. someone has to humble the DC
>>152883620niggas stay zesty
>>152883633the goats the zestiest and no one can do shit about it. terrifying to think he was in thailand.
>>152883613they said the same about the hulkster brother dude bruder hh
