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>>152861784pic unrelated
>Giants>HarbaughJust a matter of time
we're in here>>152855229>>152855229>>152855229
>>152861834Fuck off
>>152861834No we aren't, you are.
I hate this fucking team and ownership.Guy underachieves every fucking year and he gets to stay. He has one of the worst defenses in the league every fucking year despite being a defensive head coach and he gets to stay. He is universally reviled by every fan in the Tampa Bay area and he gets to say. And for what? So he can start out with 4-5 wins, lose 6 in a row, and then flip a coin if the team can turn it around and make the playoffs or not? You already know what you're going to get with Bowles nothing is ever going to fucking change.And the worst part about it they keep talking about forcing him to make staff changes as a contingency for keeping his job but what good coach is going to want to come here knowing our retarded head coach is on the hot seat week 1?
>>152861784Wrong pic
>the real MVP lol lmao even
no stafford? not a real thread
>>152861870Remind me who won their division
Bears finna rich the NFCCG
>>152861873
my niners finna get bootyblasted
real thread>>152861792>>152861792>>152861792
>>152861882alexa, play whining faggot hangs division banner and exits first round.
>>152861906
>>152861906Loser
i want the jags to win the owl because tony khan holding the lombardi trophy would make /pw/ explode
It took so long to verify my email to make a general in time that I could have waited the 300 seconds instead. This site is so retarded. It made me solve 4 captchas, sent the email after a few minutes, made me solve another 4 captchas, then solve the 3 captchas to make the thread.Ended up being too late despite getting started around the 490th post and this dumb thread came seconds first. Won’t be doing that again.It also took me four times and almost ten minutes to make this very post, because it kept claiming I got captcha wrong when I didn’t. This place is in total freefall
>>152861882By that logic, wanna give Bo Nix the MVP?
>>152861860I think your QB sucks
>>152861926Not something you'll ever have to worry about.
>>152861927This never happens me idk what to tell you
Is Klint Kubiak good? Ravens are interviewing him
Ravensbros we did it
>>152861929He would deserve it more than Stafford
>>152861947Please not him.He is not good
>>152861936He is the mvp of September and October.
>>152861941keep saying it
>>152861906Mods ban this faggot
>>152861927youre being too soft on yourself man. You are an actual retard if you locked yourself out for that long.
>>152861860even if they fire him nobody would want to come here when the Ravens and Giants are openwouldn't be surprised if the Glazers called Harbaugh and he said he wasn't interested
>>152861926>
>>152861985What are you even trying to say? How is it my fault that the process takes too long? You can’t even call someone else retarded without exposing yourself
>>152861927Look at this d00d lmfaoHow are there so many autists that are this serious and emotional over genny creation lmfaaaaoo
>>152861986This notion that the Giants is an attractive job is insane to me. They have the most retarded GM in the league that they refuse to fire and their QB is in year 2 and already just 1-2 more concussions from being out of the league.
>>152861958Stafford is the most uninspiring and lame MVP choice I can remember. Honestly Sam Darnold deserves it more than Stafford does.
>>152862031I don’t even care about the thread, I’m just annoyed that they swindled me into giving my email just to make it take even longer than if I hadn’t. Just a warning to everyone else not to bother
>>152861947he might be good but teams like to take a bet on young guys for obvious reasons
>>152862056??
>>152862056True
>>152862054I detect Dallas faggotry or Philadelphia butt stuff in this post
>>152862056TRUE
>>152861882not a requirement for winning MVP btw
>>152862021I’m sorry man, but you do realize it’s a funny situation. I’ve never dealt with that issue, and I like this new captcha system more than the old one
>>152862094
>>152862054Its the best job in new york
>>152862115That’s the most contrarian take ever posted on /nfl/ which is saying a lot. They literally changed it becausw the old one was easier and bots were solving it. It was just type the letters with dots above them, literally just four letters and you’re done. This new one is a multiple question mini IQ test that will show you a bunch of stars and say choose the slide that has two stars with four spikes and make you sit there and count them. Just for one out of three. And often it even malfunctions and says you got it wrong when you didn’t. It’s almost unusuable
>>152862115It's sucks it makes you do 3 on a computer and only one on a phone for some reason
Tomlin would have won 4-5+ Superbowls in Baltimore
>>152862115It's really funny how many people are having trouble with the new captcha, its 10x easier than that align the letters bullshit. Yea the ones to make a thread are slightly more complicated but they're still plenty easy, if you struggle with them you probably shouldn't be making threads.
>>152862180How, without Rapelisberger?
>>152862164>>152862179I usually am mobile when posting desu. I know that’s frowned upon but I have a life and hardly use my laptop for anything these days
>>152862208I always post from phone.
>>152861947Well unlike Monken he doesn’t shit his pants when the time comes so he’s at least a very an upgrade on offense
>Rashee Rice Baby Momma PostWelp, this retarded fucking igger can't fucking stop acting like a chimptime to cut his ass and draft another WR1
>>152862200Trying way too hard to convince yourself you’re le intelligent. It’s an objectively worse and harder captcha. Bro thinks if he lies about it being “super easy” he’ll pass as triple digit IQ for once in his life. Just stop
>>152862241That literally just looks like herpes or a cold sore.
>>152862253It’s easier and faster if you aren’t literally retarded.
>>152862241This bitch is definitely the most annoying nagging negress up every niggas ass with her bullshit and 6 kids
>>152862241I can see why he tried to shit this bitch up
>>152862241who
>>152862274No, it absolutely isn’t, which is the entire reason they changed it. You will never be intelligent, but keep larping
>>152862241>he cut up my clothes and shoesKek women have no idea what men would actually do to them so they post shit like this where theyre obviously projecting
>>152862275If she didnt leak DV during his entire street racing incident where he almost killed someone this seems real to me
If Drake Maye were on any team other than the Patriots, this general would probably love him.>white>wins>deep ball gunslinger>chad>loving trad girlfriend>even underrated and doubted so he hits dat contrarian need
>>152862297Yes, it is. You are extremely insecure.
>>152862301this is actually quite common when the clothes we're talking about is worth $1000s and bought for them specifically by the famous rich player.Got mad at his bitch and then cut her shit up he bought for her
>>152862309He’s fine he’s just not MVP.
>>152862308I know women enough to know her entire post is a twentieth of the truth extremely exaggerated by her bullshit
>>152862297They changed it because it’s harder for robots but easier for humans with an IQ above 85. You can’t understand that nuance because you’re too stupid hahahaha
>>152862311No, it still objectively isn’t, no matter how much you insist. The insecure person is the retard posturing about it being “10x easier” because he would be the first person in the world to literally fail an actual IQ test.
>>152862309>loving trad gfyou mean, his beard?
>>152862325Rashee rice isn't gonna go get some scissors and cut some shoes and clothes apart while laughing diabolically thats literally what little girls fantasize about doing to who they hate at school lmao wake up nigga
>>152862200I liked the newer ones initially but then it progressively started introducing more annoying ones each day. When it was just doing dice, blank dice, or shapes, I could do it in like 5 seconds. The only one I actually hate is the _ Stars with _ points one because it objectively takes longer to do than the others.I still prefer this newer style of captcha solely because the old one required me to click on a new field and enter letters or tab to it which was annoying. I can click through this one entirely which is nice, but get rid of the faggot star one.
>>152862309I really like Drake Maye, but I think the problem is that every QB who gets praised ends up getting hated because the sports media is now 24/7.Before, if you cared to follow sports after the broadcast ended you'd have to tune in to some random ESPN show and you'd be like "Damn, Peyton is having a hell of a year"Nowadays it is like "IS DRAKE MAYE MVP? IS DRAKE MAYE THE SUPER MVP? SHOULD WE PREASSIGN HIM 4 RINGS OR 5?" even though Maye himself never acts like that, it makes people dislike him. The same thing happened to Daniels last year, where he really didn't do or say anything out of line yet tons of people here hate him because it was a 24/7 Daniels Blowjob on social media.
>>152862342It’s easier and I had a 174 LSAT lol. My IQ is very high. You are a salty, insecure loser.
>>152862337No, not at all. The two are even mutually exclusive
>>152862325lollmao
>>152862364You don’t understand mutual exclusivity because you are too stupid
I just want Patriots and Chiefs fans to suffer forever. The rest of you guys are alright.
>>152862344you aint gonna rip up your ugly ass stanky ho's walmart panyho's cause they aint worth shit to you or her when a ho you tryna control is talkin about what shit you bought her shes gonna take and how you dont do enough you rip up the clothes worth more than her last tax return and tell her how there aint nobody else tryna buy her nice shit like thatit aint common around white rich people because those guys don't fuck like that but if you're talkin about a hood rat ghetto kid coming across millions ya he that petty aint even the first domestic case of an NFL player doing this shit this last decade
>>152862405This but include Packers fans
>>152862363We have nothing further to say to each other, you’re guaranteed replies because you’re so secure. You’re objectively wrong.>>152862387Ironic since I understand it perfectly and used it correctly. Why don’t you entertain me by explaining how it’s wrong?
>>152862410>nigga believes womenShieeeeeeeet
>he can't tell what shape isn't like the otherOkay now picture an apple and rotate it in your mind.
>>152862405Eagles as well
>>152862422But I didn't picture an apple in my mind
>>152862422Damn you destroyed that strawman
The Patriots having a cupcake schedule isn't new. During Brady's tenure they got 6 free wins every year because the division was a complete laughingstock. Seriously, go look how many winning seasons the Jest, Phins and Cakes had during those 20 years.
>I can’t tell whether a triangle is different than a circle but it’s because your IQ is lowI genuinely hope this poster kills himself. What a complete loser
>>152861947I think he'll be better served with another year in Seattle desu
>>152862415Mutual exclusivity would mean one couldn’t affect the other. It has no bearing on the assertion to which you responded. It’s less “wrong” and more “so unrelated you clearly just pulled what you think is a fancy phrase out of your ass.”
Bussy time
>>152862422Nobody said anything about “can’t”. The issue is that it’s more work and harder, not that it’s unsolvable. It went from one problem to solve, which was type the letters with dots above them. Super quick and easy. To solving THREE problems, which are things like choose the slide which has two stars with 6 spikes, and there are like 8 stars. It’s more work intensive and the midwits, like you, claiming otherwise are transparently larping trying to seem intelligent, even to themselves. It’s predictable and pathetic
Kiwi vs the mods is the best rivalry on /nfl/
I bought a 4chan pass and I do not regret itStill haven't seen the new captcha
Big fan of the kiwi
>>152862514this
>>152862309Nobody dislikes him, he's just not the MVP
>>152862477No lmao, that is not the definition of mutual exclusivity, to my complete lack of shock, you total fucking retard. To be mutually exclusive means one thing cannot be the case if the other is. In your example, you said it’s easier for bots but harder for humans. I said these are mutually exclusive, because bots and humans are solving the same captcha the same way. I used it correctly, and you incorrectly tried to own me with your own misunderstanding like the retard you are. This the average captcha genius in action
>>152862514what that?
>>152862509I bought the pass from 'the site' and I don't have to worry about captchas or getting banned. Oh and it's only 10 dollars
>>152862514Same. I'm assuming we're talking about Tarrant.
>people think rasm will win after the puka jew debacle Puka shoahd them on live stream so theyre getting humiliated by the panthers to end staffords "mvp" season
>>152862405The Bills made two playoff appearances near the very end of the dynasty. They were knkcked out in the wildcard both times. The Dolphins made three appearances and also never won a playoff game. Their toughest competition in the division were the Jets who didn't make the playoffs during the whole second half of their dynasty.
>>152862479*checks watch* oh. it's [literally any time] o'clock. you're right.
>>152862514He's funny and completely mindbroke the statmutt. And he actually has a deep interest in ball knowledge
>>152862014Are they, though?
>>152862628Living near a large body of salt water is not a personality trait, also Bo Nix is a game manager
>>152862628Don’t lump me in with those sycophants. I don’t like you. You are a racist kiwi fuck. Your meltys ruin fun generals. But your rivalry with the mods is epic. I can’t deny that. But fuck you
>>152862241I assume this isn’t real since reddit isn’t talking about it
I'm disappointed by how thin your lips are, in my head you had some DSLs.
>>152862765You are a massive homosexual for saving this
>>152862774And???
>check in on the mongpit>seething about the patriots because their qb and fanbase are white
>>152862765So we have his ass, his hand, and now his lips. This dude need serial help, frfr. It's what happens when your team is completely broken despite the media pushing your mid QB as an MVP. RIP Ravens.
>>152862786This gimmick belongs to Blo Dix supporters, get your own material
>>152862331I'm a Patriots fan but I'll give you this ammo since I don't care about the MVP and am sick of hearing people argue about it. It's a pointless popularity contest award and you fags are only arguing about it because you're bored waiting for WC weekend. Nobody is going to care about the one who wins that MVP if they lose in the playoffs.Even Tom Brady said Stafford should get the MVP over Drake Maye.
Welcome to Buffalo Mike Evans
>>152862706You have anymore ass pics?
>>152862765The fuck is this? Did one of you mongrels post your face?
Just give Myles Garrett the MVP and call it good, there really isn't a single QB that deserves it this year
>>152862824It's just further proof of anti Patriot bias, which can be good because we know how it goes.
>>152862850Right? You know he's all over Grindr like Justin Tucker was/is.>that kick wasn't the only thing that's wide right
jetties draft ty shrimpson?
>>152862887He's a day 2 pick that might be drafted in the late 1st
Reported rumor that Rashee Rice is (most likely falsely) accused of domestic violence
>>152862054QB isn't a 30yo manlet
>>152862844Sorry but the Ravens have a history of taking washed old receivers and getting 1-2 years out of them.
>>152862054When has logic ever truly influenced someone from taking a coaching job that will pay them $100 million?
>>152862900Big shocker
OROTY is a far more interesting conversation than MVP>Cam Ward Has the best numbers of any rookie QB on a really shitty team, but no one seems to care and he's been the least talked about #1 OAL>EgbukaThe obvious choice in November, but has fallen off a cliff, best numbers of the rookie receivers >Fough and ShoughRecency bias and passes the eye test, but the overall numbers aren't there, is he just a flash in the pan or is he for real?>Tyler Warren/Colston LovelandWarren started hot and finished cold, Loveland was the exact opposite but he had better highlights>HendersonGood performance by an RB on a great team, but he doesn't really jump out.Who do you think wins? Who did I miss?
>>152862936>so mad he resorts to reposting gooner shitIt's sad, bro. I already said I can help you land a job via resume help. I know what hiring managers want to see. Now that the season is over for you, gooning all day while ban evading is not health.
Reminder that kiwipussy got beatdown so bad in New Orleans he had to get emergency surgery KWAB
>>152862911So do the bills.
Kelce needs to retire
>>152862967wasnt it rape???
>>152862938I literally only care about the playoff wins. If he gets to the AFCCG this year, he definitely overperformed and my optimism will be through the roof. If he loses to the Chargers, I will be very worried about his future. If he gets bumped in the divisional, it feels like breaking even.
>>152862960that panthies receiver?
Herbert is in hell
>>152862960>Who did I miss?A chromosome.>Cam fucking Ward
>>152862979Probably, he might’ve left that part out.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
>>152862960Tet had better numbers than Egbooboo
>>152862960Dart
>>152863009grim, but I think he was asking for it
>>152863020Dart will Tua himself
>it's another pedoknee, stellarvoid, and their 5 anonymous sockpuppets shitpost about the kiwi episodeyuck i hate reruns
>>152863019>Miami is bringing both this QB and this coach backWow.
>>152863046It's really sad when you go off like this. Just try to see help, ok? I am sure you have people in your life you can talk to.
I sometimes wonder what it would be like if we were a soccer nation.
>>152863042Still better than that NIGGER you're fellating
>>152863046>so scared of the jannies he has to abandon his tripcode and use a proxy sitekek what a mugged bitch
Wait is that fucking true? Are the Dolphins actually keeping both Tua and McDaniels?
>>152863083We would unironically be infinitely more cucked and servile
Bowles wasn't the problem with the bucs, baker is a bum.
>his QB isn't why they were eliminated these last two yearshmm...
>>152863097Of course. I doubt they'll hire a new GM and let him pick a new coach while still paying McDaniel. Also I am not sure if their pick will net them a good enough QB to replace Tua.
>>152863097Fins don't even have a GM right now. They're only going to get rid of both if they can find one.
>>152862975Shut up, Taylor
>>152863123I am glad more people have broken the narrative that Lamar was ever elite. Like bro, win a playoff game lol
>>152863097Tua Tagbackinnextseasonova
>>152863027yezzir
why you guys gotta be all rayciss n shit
>>152863169Yikes.
just to keep things fair...
>>152862992>>152863016Shit I forgot about him, didn't even realize he had 1000 yards, he might be the front runner.>>152863004Because I put him on the list? Or because he's the obvious choice? Use your words.>>152863020No amount of new york media can make it him.
Anyone care to post Lamar Jackson’s Lamar Hunt trophy?
>>152863123Those giant retard helmets will never not make me laugh. People are going to look back at them in such an odd way when they finally figure out more aesthetically pleasing protection.
why are AFC qbs so fucking dog shit at QB'in?
>>152863123That may have been the most inept quarterback decision I've seen in the NFL. When you need precision decision making, you can't count on a black quarterback.
>>152863215Herbert is actually good; it’s his team that’s shit
>letting a black meme qb dictate who your head coach is How completely plonked
about fucking time
You are tasked with finding the NFL player most fit for the nickname The Human Hotdog or else Jameis Winston is going to steal a factory full of your mom's favorite crab legs. Who do you pick?
>>152863222Lamar just needs more help.
Chiefs are the thugs of the division
>>152863260yeah, i don't have much of herbert. also don't watch san diego much anymore
i've been too busy at work all day to check the news, but did bowles get fired yet?
>>152863273I will never mute either of those men. Their voices are familiar and comforting to me now, regardless of their complete lack of insight.
>>152863196>muh new york media>therefore give it to justin fields, melanistic edition
Bears or Packers, who ya got?
>>152863306This.
>>152863273>no more rapist black guy tirico trying to be a White man.>No more cuckinsworth sucking mutthomo off all game.Nice.
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>>152863191K.
>>152863323shicongo burrs
>>152863273That's good news. I'll never use it because I like the announcers. Still, it's insane with modern technology that this hasn't been an option for years.
>>152863298Uhhhhhhhhh…
>>152863273>having a peacuck subscription
we all agree that trevor lawrence is better than justin herbert now right?
>>152862960OROTY will probably be TMac, Tyler Warren, or Colston Loveland.
>>152863323Bears. Caleb is better than Love. I have faith he'll outduel him even though I think the Bears are objectively a worse overall team than the Packers.
Coach Todd Bowel Movement stays
>>152863358This pic always make me laugh
>>152863323Unfortunately the bears. Blackers are too banged up
>trusting Dicks>not trusting Caleb
>>152863417He’s too pure for Sin City
>>152863376Not even close. Even on paper, Herbert's worst season is better than Trevor Lawrence's best. Lawrence isn't even in Herbert's tier at this point.
>>152863426This
JFFM likes bussy
hey everyone. get a load of this faggot who doesn't like bussy.
Drake Maye is MVB (most violated bussy)
>>152863380This is a great move...FOR ME TO POOP ONNo, seriously, we like to poke fun around here but this is a great thing for the fans...OF THE OTHER THREE TEAMS IN THE DIVISION
Big fan of the bussy
>>152863120Baker is perfect for Coach Bowel Movement. First overall pick that needs to be carried and a "defensive hc" that can't run a defense
>>152863494JFFM is the bussy from down under
>>152863426>>152863449herbert hasn't won a playoff game primarily because of lawrence lol
>>152861819Ravens firing harbaugh because their starting QB was out half the year is so retarded it's hard to fathom. He'll be winning his new division next year with whatever team he coaches
Bussy
>>152863513He was out half the year because he didn't want to play for Harbaugh.
>>152861870Now post their stats vs common opponents
>>152862107I’m guessing the last one to do it was AP.
Boseph Nixon would not survive on the Chargers
is he right?
>>152863513The Ravens are going to hire some uppity negroid as the head coach and go 2-15 next year
>bitchknees seething because he thought I only post mutthomes and lameme webmskek
>>152863549peyton manning and steve mcnair are the most recent quarterbacks
>>152863524Does that mean Matt Laloser is the chick running the down the street on the right side? lol
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>>152863572>15-2FTFY
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how to filter trip fag
>>152863273Great news>>152863373I get it free with xfinity internet
>>152863570going to the browns or jets is damn near a death sentence.
>>152863582Lol @ him getting laid out on the run back
Lanigger Jackprescottson
>>152863625WWE tier
>>152863625Meinerz and Bolles are elite but yeah people who say that Bo is a "oline babby" simply have not watched the games
>>152863572Raheem Morris is available
>>152863643Ravens Nation has already decided on Brian Flores
>Harbaugh is getting calls from teams that haven't even fired their head coach yet>reports that Lamar played a role in pushing him out>the new coach is going to have win now pressure and will basically be answering to a washed up Lamar>mfw people called me a retard for thinking this job might not be so attractive
>>152863652The fucking Italy necklace lmao
>>152863652
>>152863663Are you serious? Please let this happen.
>>152863680Food is his love language
>>152863670kek
>co ordinators are allowed to start interviewing for head coaching jobs DURING the playoffsThis is the dumbest fucking rule and directly affects teams that have candidates on their staff
>>152863680>fat slob gifts one normal sized guy eight people's worth of foodClassic
>>152863696nigga skate isn't a bormal siEd guy
>>152863707skataboo*
>>152863707what
Why is nothing ever Lamar's fault?
>>152863724blaming a black quarterback is racist, sweatie.
Test
>>152862943Drake has a heart of gold though
>>152863720boo dat whip beedop yaHErd
Drake Maye had better stats against common opponents with Cuckford btw
Drake Maye had better stats against this bussy
>>152863739These posts are never funny
>>152863707He's like slightly above average. He's not big for an athlete.
>>152863739This is so funny!
I'm not moved by drake maye
>>152863748I've seen a few that lined up pretty well but it's rare. I think it works better if it's reasonably on topic.
I'm bored.
Former NFLer Matt Kalil suing model ex-wife over ‘invasive’ manhood size comments>Haley’s comments came in a November appearance on Marlon Garcia’s “Mar-Athon” livestream, when she described his penis size as “two Coke cans, maybe even a third,” and explained that it impacted their marriage, which ended in 2022.
what the FUCK is going on in kansas city?
>>152863743Impressive. Very nice. Let's see his record against teams above .500
>>152863770>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TELL EVERYONE I HAVE A MONSTER DONG WHAT ABOUT MY REPUTATION AAAAAAAACut it off then, faggot.
>>152863776Meth psychosis
>>152863776Imagine if women were actually honest and we could be properly horrified by some shit like this happening. But we KNOW this bitch has manipulated and pushed him over the edge 100 times a day in 100 different ways. But feminists and their sympathizers will pretend she's an innocent lamb. I really wish I could feel empathy for this woman and weed out the genuine victims from the non victims but so many fucking women are so full of shit.
>>152863776sigh*unzips*
was this such a down year that two mediocre QBs are the front-runners for MVP?
>>152863784Agreed, this lawsuit is a limp, flaccid attempt to arouse public attention about his size. A judge might give the lawsuit the shaft.
>>152863805Both are playing elite this season. 2023 was an actual down year
>>152863800>t. Rashee Rice
>>152863776In my nigga's defense what else is there to do in Kansas City?
>>152863652Why do Italian Americans insist on being so insufferable?
>>152863805Counterpoint: this is one of the best seasons we've ever had and so many teams were so good that nobody really stood out as much because there wasn't 1 single person padding their stats to astronomical levels against dogshit competition. Even the "bad" teams this year were pretty good.So good that even traditionally top end QBs in the AFC got knocked out of the playoffs other than Josh Allen who will also probably lose in the playoffs. Great year. Secondaries and defenses putting in work.
HE'S NOT GONE YET
>>152863800yikes. i hope you find peace someday.
>>152863800Of all the niggers you want to try and defend you choose Rashee Rice lol
>>152863832Mahomes is out next year. Why would he return unless he means with a different team?
>>152863832Tay Tay gonna divorce him
>>152863832He looked like he was running in slow motion the whole season. Why not just marry your billionaire girlfriend and fuck off?
reminder
>>152863313Dart is far closer to fields than cam Ward is, Fields never threw for 3k yards a single season in his career. You gave negative ball knowledge
>>152863840>Mahomes is out next year.no he isnt lol
>>152863835>>152863834Do you guys unironically believe this woman's sob story that she brought to social media and took selfies of rather than, you know, having the police photograph it and take statements from witnesses?I don't give a shit about Rashee Rice. The embellishment just seems obvious to me.
>>152863832>Translation “I’m willing to listen to offers. I’m a free agent after all.”
>>152863776Well, what did she do?
>>152863776Punched her tit and kicked the cupboards
it's ogre
>>152863866what team is gonna want his washed bum ass
>>152863850>you gave negative ball knowledgesaaar!
any update if curtis painter is starting?
>>152863899if he'll take a vet minimum deal, I'd sign him and save him for the playoffs
>>152863892They just can’t catch a fucking break.
>>152863899Owners love jersey sales.
>>152863892Did Pearsall get shot again?
who are the other teams?
>>152863939He's always fucking injured. Annoying little prick
>>152863956Phins, Bucs and Jest.
>>152863956>jim
>>152863848He's been playing football his entire life and has fun doing so. It's not easy to just walk away from that.
>tits
honestly I’m happy the NFL rigs games.. gamblers are degenerate lowlifes that are only useful for making a profit out of. If you know how to manipulate the system right (You) win everything and they lose everything.
the mvp debate is OFFICIALLY settled
It’s nice to finally have a thread with no mentions of you know who
>>152863993>Titan UpThey can't come up with a better catchphrase than that? Completely soulless.
>>152864018Aaron Rodgers’s wife?
but why?
52 hours into nicotine withdrawal after quitting cigarettes. I don’t even want one but I feel like fucking SHIT. I’m about to drink some vodka instead to get rid of this feeling
>>152864047you can do it
>>152863993That's a commitment. It's going to take at least 4-5 seasons to salvage this team. Terrible receiving corps, terrible oline and no run game. Mediocre defense. And everyone in the AFC South is good now. That's a total nightmare to walk into.
whats his name again?
>>152864047retard
>>152864064Dak Lamemesacksonscott
>>152864043He's an egotistical cunt. He literally can't get any of his assistants or coordinators from Miami to vouch for him because he's such a piece of shit.
>>152864043He's suing the league due to previous alleged racism
>>152864064Garbage Time God.
>>152864047get the patch bro
>>152864080based
>>152863939I don't think he was in Minneapolis this afternoon...
>>152864085had the worst defense in the league
>>152864064rayne
>>152864047Do 5 burpees every minute on the minute for 15 minutes.
>>1528640175 losses
>BREAKING NEWS: John Harbaugh is the frontrunner for the Baltimore Ravens Head Coach position, Adam Schefter reports.
I'm just glad my vikings don't have a home playoff game this weekend, you just know there would have been some fake-ass pandering pre-game bullshit.
>>152864047Literally just smoke some weed retard
>>152863865I find it far more believable that Rashee Rice beats women
Mahomes had an all time great season in 2022 without Tyreek, but then regressed statistically by a lot in the following seasons. Why?
>>152864064D-Ack Ackscott
>>152864098The Bears have an atrocious defense(right above Dallas) and they won their division.
>>152861784It's close between Josh Allen and Drake Maye and Maye gets the nod because his team was better.
>>152864109Matt Ryan won with 5 losses, Peyton won with only 12 wins
>>152864137He got TAPED
>>152864145Not even close lol they rank 17th in points per drive, dallas ranks 32
>>152864087the patch is for mentally weak faggots
Let's say your team had 2 more games added to its schedule. One against a 6-8 win team. One against a team with 5 or fewer wins. Who would you LEAST want to face in those categories? For me...6-8: FalconsUnder 5: GiantsI just think both of those teams were doing good at beating up good teams.
>qb who relies heavily on athleticism falls off hard What the Heck. I could have never seen this coming
>>152864043Well, he is kind of an asshole and his last stint as HC had mixed results but ultimately ended with him suing for racism. I think that Flores, in a vacuum, could be seen as a candidate for some teams but the baggage is too much.I mean if he tries to chase off my QB and then I fire him is he gonna sue me for being racist?
>>152864137Bienemy would just do whatever Reid said, Nagy thinks he's an actual coordinator and has ideas and input.
>>152864188yeah. I'd most want to face the dolphins (7 wins) and jets
Jaguars
>>152863956Dolphins, Bucs are most likely.
>>152864195Marino wasn't a runner but declined massively compared to his first 5 seasons
>>152863776Whoa this bitch is a client of mine at work. She fucking SUUUUUUUCKS. I didn’t even know she was fucking Rice but I hope it’s true and he gets away with it. You know the type of hood rat skank retired stripper that sucks the right dick for money and shits on customer service for the rest of her life? That’s her. Fuck her. She went fucking ballistic on the socially awkward Nepali soccer mom that she asked to cash her check because it was from a different bank and she didn’t have matching funds so she was told to deposit it or take it there and she threw a fucking tantrum. Fuck this bitch.
THE CURSE WHEEL HAS HIT THE LAMBS!PANTHERS WILL WIN!ITS OVER!
ALL HE DOES IS WIN
>>152864231The Fortune Cookie Man strikes again.
>>152864228rams will win but stafford will tear his acl in the early 4th quarter
>>152864043He's suing the NFL and he has a reputation as an asshole, which is saying something considering that his profession requires him to be a hardass.
>>152864231>some things are in you
>>152864228Didn't it recently predict the Patriots would lose to the Jets? Kek.
>>152864242So basically,ITS OVER!
reminder: gambling is evil and WILL destroy your life
>coach primeape
>>152864228Just glad it's not my Eagles desu Wouldn't surprise me the way things have been going.
Yeah I'm thinking it's bussy time
>>152864263The Curse could could also be off the field shenanigans too
>>152864231We all know what’s in this zesty nigga.
>>152864270cool it with the anti-semitism
>In 1963 YA Tittle re-broke his own NFL record by throwing for 36 touchdowns (to only 14 interceptions) and won MVP while leading the NY Giants to an 11-3 record. However in the championship game vs the Chicago Bears, he threw for only 147 yards, 1 TD, and 4 picks as the Giants lost 10-14.
My berds are gonna hire Harbaugh. He loves Arizona
>>152864270This
>>152864043Not every NFL executive has a goldfish memory. Some remember that he was a toxic mess.
>>152864329YN tittyboi, he a rapper or smth?
Post Yfw the Jags win the superb owl
>>152864330It would give him that chance to spite the nanners twice a year
>>152864329This TD record stood for 21 years until Marino destroyed it with 48 TDs.
>>152861896Nah. Now that the entire fanbase is demoralized and expects nothing they'll come out firing on all cylinders. Then after the win everyone will get all hyped up again and start talking themselves into an improbable run because the NFC is weak and Fred Warner is totally coming back and then in the divisional round Pearsall will slip on a banana peel or something and not even make it to the game and Kittle will get hurt and Purdy will get hurt and like five random defensive players will get hurt and Williams will see the writing on the wall and decide his hamstring is feeling tight again and the one guy who ironically will be fine is McCaffrey and he'll have 40 carries for 65 yards
imagine the BABB seethe if allen wins the owl before lameme
All Kevin Patullo has to do is keep this offense operating at an average level and they win the superbowl. This is somehow too much to ask for him.
>>1528643692 extra games, but yeah
>>152864355
>>152864372I can definitely see this happening :(
>>152864382good thing that's not going to happen
alcohol and gambling are for degenerates and you will unironically burn in hell for all of eternity if you partake.
>>152864408Placing emotional bets like this is a clear sign that you should stop
Vikings went 4-2 in the NFC North this season.
>>152864408thisbet against your team every game and you can never lose
>>152864424burn in this bussy for all of eternity
>>152864444Based browns fan
what’s worse: somalis and their scams, or your franchise gambling on mccarthy as your qb?
>>152864468McCarthy had 12 wins in each of his last 3 seasons. he's literally elite
>>152864468what's the difference?
>>152864382Well Lamar's going to win exactly zero so one way or another seething will be the result
I have a breakfast related inquiry but I will wait until next thread
>>152864468Somalis are based so gaygay by default
I have a bussy related inquiry but I will wait until next thread
>>152864500Theres still 80 posts left in this one you monkey
Over the past 6 games T-Law has played at an MVP level, I feel like people are sleeping on the jags in the playoffs
Starting early tonight, eh?
bros, how do i get a titty monster gf?
>>152864500banana in the bussy?
>>152861784My Steelers (:
>>152864523I actually feel like people have been overrating them. They've been pretty good but I think the Bills are going to handle them. Bills are leaning on Josh Allen and the Jags match up badly against them because they're best when they're facing a mediocre QB with a strong run game.
>>152864500Post it and then post it again at the start of the new thread
>>152864526stinky nepobaby
>>152864488Different mccarthy and he had a losing season after those 3 12 win seasons.
>Stafford/Young>Rodgers/Stroud>Purdy/HurtsWho ya got?
> Josh hotel chair Allen
>>152864515i shall make a new thread when this one hits 450 comments
Has NFL ever had negro leagues?
>>152864561It is the negro league
>>152864557StaffordStroudPurdy
>>152864561Right now
https://youtu.be/0EB7-ook9aY?si=d8mbLJO3qyQOT-ozThe CFL mogs the NFL
>>152864560There's already a separate thread we can recycle. Don't be a fag.
>>152864561In the early days, the NFLwas the “negro football league” while the AFL was the “African-American league”. White people didn’t exist then as it was before Yakub
recycle >>152861792>>152861792>>152861792
>>152864137Black QBs age faster
>>152864570purdy will have 119 yards and 3 picks on sunday
>>152864594fuck off faggot
>>152864554>yeah, butkwab
>>152864584>White people didn’t exist then as it was before YakubYou're a retard, we existed but we were hairless apes living in caves
>>152864137it is so obviously Nagy
Why do most people prefer a McGriddle over a Biscuit Sandwich? You're telling me that you would rather have Sausage, Egg, and Cheese on a flimsy pancake instead of a dense, rich, buttery, biscuit? I have never understood this phenomenon.
>>152864594idiot
>>152864594Okay Mr. “I don’t know how to tell shapes apart” kek
>dak is getting married say CONGRATULATIONS DAK
Happy Orthodox Christmas /nfl/
>>152864614Off topic.
>>152864604I bet you're the same dumbass that keeps calling John Harbaugh Jim
>>152864624Who's the lucky man?
>>152864624Who's the lucky guy
>>152864632not for your fatass
>>152864625Spasibo
>>152864637>>152864639you people literally cannot stop thinking about gay sex
>>152864632Food is never off topic to Americans
>>152864106Most people ITT can not do 5 burpees
finish this one first>>152855229>>152855229>>152855229
>>152864652I can, I just choose not to faggot
>>152864614This. Biscuits are for patricians, mcmuffins are for normies and mcgriddles are for trashy people with diabetes
finish this bussy first
>>152864614McDonalds gave us the greatest gift by having all day breakfast, then they took it away from us.
>>152864663Is he ok
>>152864680:P
>>152864652Marriage isn't the same as sex anon
>>152864614Biscuits are for gravy you fucking moron
recycle>>152861792>>152861792>>152861792
>>152864701Buttermilk biscuits are for breakfast sandwiches as well We can have both.
>>152864719>>152864701Biscuits and gravy is an open faced sandwich
>>152864719bagels > biscuits
>being so bad that the other team's LB has to tell your running back what you're supposed to be doing on a motion pre-snapIs this the most embarrassing clip in the history of the NFL?
>>152864741Biscuits and gravy is a stew
>>152864767You eat stew off a plate? You eat stew with a fork?
>>152864683I didn't know they'd canceled it so i went there to get breakfast one afternoon like a dumbass and ended up buying a burger i didn't even really want because after the clerk blindsiding me with the no breakfast thing I wasn't sure if the right move was ro just walk out in a huff or act like i didn't care. But yeah, either do it ot don't but don't do it and then just stop, man. That's an unacceptale level of backpedaling
>>152864788Yes
Burger King croissant wich >>>>>
French toast sticks
>>152864826From sonic
>>152864810I didn't know Polish people ate stew, I figured it was just gruel or boiled cabbage for you guys.
>>152864764Foye Oluokon went to Yale stuff like this doesn't surprise me at all he's probably in the top 3 percentile intelligence-wise
>>152855229>>152855229>>152855229
>>152864832Burger King, with hash brown bites :3
>>152864821Used to be the goat breakfast sandwich but burger king fucking sucks now. Fortunately they're not any harder to make than mcmuffins so DIY is an oprion
is this /ck/
>>152864821Croissants are amazing too. They have an even better buttery taste than biscuits and are lighter.
new thread >>152864471>>152864471
Stop thread splitting you queer
scam ward
For me, it's the chick fil a spicy chicken biscuit
>>152864594>>152864670>>152864709>>152864846>>152864886kek you fags are beyond retarded
Slop slurpy
>>152864878Nobody is talking about vegans or YouTubers so I doubt it
Biscuits with anything but gravy are dogshit
>>152864614For me its the bacon egg and cheese biscuit but I should try the sausage one fr
>>152864845Yale/Ivy football lowkey underrated. Yale played the FCS champion Montana St. Bobcats tougher than everyone but Illinois State. They're good for a couple developmental draft picks every year.
>>152863323My Packies are gonna go into that dumpster they call a stadium and punk their bitch
>>152864908Right out of the oven with jam and butter.
>>152864942You know Fitzmagic played ball at Hahvahd
>>152863536You mean because he's a running back and doesn't like when mean ol coach wants him to pass. Lameme is a faggot and will be traded for a pittance next season.
>>152861936>smoothbrain chimes init would be easier on everyone if you didn't post
Jags vs Rams owl
why are there six million nfl threads with 480+ comments
>>152872118i hope more soccer threads die
>>152872118Kiwi is extremely autistic
>>152872121Mass deletions and range bans... MANY SUCH CASES!!!
>>152872118Mods keep deleting posts
This thread needs to die12 more posts
Almost there
my feet hurt
>>152877448My bussy hurts
Mayebros, your offensive player of the Month?
Let's go packies let's go
I'm so close baby
Cawledge football is on soon, with Carson Beck and Trinidad Chambliss, two elite qb prospects
Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl
Tender love and careKeeps life worth livin'
>>152877282New>>152877282In a few
John madden was a fat retard
>>152862960Jeanty had most yards from scrimmage for rookies in 2025 as well as 10 TDs. RJ Harvey had most TDs for rookies in 2025 with 12 TDs.
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
