Aus win 4-1 Stars vs Sixers tonightHurricanes vs Strikers tomorrow
if i put a cup of water in front of my fan is that aircon?
>>152868385Where are the walls?
pretty hot today aye haha
>>152868407ranting on tiktok
Will this be Green's last test series?
>>152868411office aircon fixed yet mate?
u guys are really driving this aircon gimmick into the ground
>>152868422He was there right until the end mate. Future captain.
>>152868368How much info do you need to give to tinder to look at all the girls in your local area?
to me it becomes funnier the more the gimmick gets abused
>>152868435ITS OVER 9000 INFOS!!!!
>replay of us battering the fuck out of the WindiesCrisp
>wait its the test they won-ACK
>>152868431>Future captain.God youre probably right about this
big asterisk on the one english win 2bh
Still laughing at you five fingered mainlanders and your heat pumps
i five fingered hex in a sydney nightclub
Someone fire up a minecraft server
>>152868495what about project zomboid
>not a single it's fucking hot lads post in the previous 1000+ thread/cric/ is truly dead
>>152868500Bit too spooky for me
It's fucking cold lads
It's fucking wet lads
havent had a root all year iykwim haha
>>152868536whos that fella between inglis and cummins
>>152868492What's she doing nowadays? Thought I heard she got signed up to some company and then.... nothing.
>>152868549Big Dogg
>>152868549inglis cummins his mouth iykwim haha
>>152868505Was hotter yesterday, will be hotter tomorrow. Today is the cool break.
haha guys dont forget me!! guys???
>>152868536inglis' head looks photoshopped in
>>152868566KEK how you come up with this shit bro lmao
>>152868536the Lord shining down on trav
The third episode of Dan Carlin's Alexander the Great hardcore history podcast is out btw
>>152868578Is he woke like Mary Beard?
anyone else stand next to mirror as if theyre taking a piss at the pub to see what their penis looks like from the perspective of someone next to you and try see how you stack up against the general population?
>>152868602That's glass you retard.
4chanx test
>Great Barrier Reef Arena, Mackaygrim
>>152868595Idk who that isIt depends on your definition of woke. The podcasts are so fucking good though.
>>152868569kek
>>152868602Good work Murphy
>>152868602put some fucking whites on gaz you bum
>>152868365I've missed my bbl family
>>152868609calcsd (DOT) info
>>152868637test players are back soon right?
>>152868635*does nothing* *wins*
>>152868625>Listens to history podcasts and doesn't know Mary Beard
do you think they wanted to get rid of gaz? they forced the 'rators to make seam friendly pitches
https://youtu.be/PkSoYe9Llr4
>>152868602How's the fucking paw on Starc, no wonder he can grip the pill so easily
>>152868637This simply isn't fair, it's like when a ones player gets dropped to the reserves. Should have a handicap, like having to wear concrete boots.
>>152868658talk normally
>>152868681His hand is ginormous which lets him engulf the ball, along with Alyssa's budding breasts.
Phoebe Litchfield
painting warhammer et al. is not a "project"
>>152868744does building/tuning cars count as a project or a hobby?
>painting warhammer et al. is not a "project"
>>152868744not a warhomo but yes it is a project
>>152868602is smudge asian?
>>152868774Huh?
>>152868511minecraft zombie gahhhhhhehe
>>152868744i just finished shaping a surfboard blank but have to wait for the heat to fuck off to glass it. I also paint warhammer figurines and its fun. Both are good projects, heem yourself
>i miss my ugly ex wife
>>152868850they both look dead inside in their own ways
>>152868741this is the post
>>152868805what army?
>>152868741WOGGED
>>152868757>he never answered this fake project expert
>>152868881hawk tuah
>>152868881There's just something fucked about a wog playing crickett. Wog
>>152868870thousands suns but paint heaps of different ones for mates
>>152868881wait she actually has some hipscorrrrrrr
>>152868870a seven nation army
>>152868850This is me except my new wife is ugly too
is the fellow martina hingis chad still here? grace is such an underrated trait for female athletes
>>152868881
>>152868900>Name my duo.pngthe extra chromosomes
>>152868805>but have to wait for the heat to fuck off to glass itWhy? Dries too fast?
>>152868881>cm of gum visible between teeth and lipNot a fan of this.
>>152868938makes it cure too quick and fucks the strength and integrity of it high chance of the glass coming away from the foam, delamination. also 'cooks' the resin, when you see brown glass thats usually whats happened you can do it but its a hassle and you gotta get the amount of catalyst perfect
what are the womens players actually doing right now? wbbl finished a while ago
>>152868964getting foot massages from me
>>152868964meth mostly
>>152868989Kek, well memed
reminder
>>152868964WPL in 2 days
>>152869027well theyre 3-2 go home now
ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRiXgdsp9yY
>>152868915grace?
fellas...
>>152869034keKkk GOTTEM
>>152868964gashes, mostly†eyequeem
>>152868881huvac tuah
>>152868850ooof .. the pressure she’s under to keep are Gaz from dumping her for a newer model..
>>152868757routine maintenance, no. major repairs and upgrades, yes.>>152868710it only counts as a project once the whole army is painted and based
>>152868710'
>>152869123you doin ok champ?
>>152869160...yh...better than ENGLEL... aaaammmoirite haaahaaabhhsaa...ya¿...aaaammmoirite alri x
>>152869160keKkk GOTTEM
Based retard Sebbo replying to the wrong post on his proxy
Are you blokes finna watch the bbl tonight?
watching the tennis right now but yh>>152858374>>152857857>>152857819
...yh
>>152869185Starc's a lucky man.
love sexy girls feet
47 outside. 4 aircons going (2 heat pumps, 1 fan and 1 wall)
>>152869042too intellectual for me
>>152869167
>>152869167SHOTS FIRED
I'd (4-1)x2 to be englel right nowOH NONONO AHAHAHAHA
NB: The above poster is merely pretending to be Indian
>>152869265Maybe you should turn the heat pumps off and turn the cold pumps on a d you might feel a bit cooler bud
Note Bene: eng shitters are merely pretending to be cricketers
>>152868850dead bpd eyes
>Note BeneThere's that famous Welsh education at work
My dear zachy im so sorry, I hope you're not hurting too much
>>152869265kek
>>152869428thats sasha baron cohen
>>152869395how big is your zachy folder?
youse reckon marnus is still pissed at carey denying him the chance to hit the winning runs then hitting them himself?
just arrived at work
>>152869453marnus scored 5 centuries or something leading up to series and then didn't score 1 in the ashes and averaged high 20'scan't blame anybody but himself
anyone know which country currently holds the ashes
He reminds them
>>152869428
business idea: Justin Langer replaces McCullum hes got an axe to grind with ca and knows a lot about the inner workings of the AusGODs. Would create interest and seethe too
it's just about the oil, britjeet, don't overthink it.
>>152869540i hope his intl coaching days aren't donei rate him
>>152868850I wonder if she still fucks Mitch Marsh on the side too
Eating a danish
I think it should be noted Joe Root got two ducks to go with his two centuries this tour.
>>152869606Probably the most I've ever agreed with you mate. Fuck yank scum.
>>152869622pretty sure cannibalism's illegal mate
>>152869631that's going to happenmaking those cennos is the difference between averaging over 50 and being a deadshit
>7 stream is dogshit and never works>neither webcric bbl streams workingthat might be it this summer for me lads
>>152869684if it was webcric bbc it would be Andrew Symonds iykwim haha
>two centuries in a losing cause>completely overshadowed by other more important centuries in the same gameThe Raja of da gabba would never>>152869636Really a triple fuck US because their installed "nobel prize winner" cunt puppet in kangludesh has unleashed all the extremist filth that are targeting East Bengal Hindus. Fuck pooslimes
hurry up and get out WE WANT SMACKY
yaaayyy 1 step closer
>>152869709>WE WANT SMACKYbased bdsm gfza and her gfzas in bed with me last night
>>152869622
>>152869717
GONE GOTTEM
>>152869395lgm
yaaaayyyyy you're welcome lads I just sat down and tuned in
SMACKY TIME
>>152869732even betterSEXYS BACK
micklad who do you go for in the big bash league?
hes a strikers fan recently
feeling a continued poolapse and a BIG show from Smacky is on the cards tonight
>>152869743
>don't run on sean abbotts arm, he's got a rocket arm>*awkward silence*
my heaties?
>too gay for NRL>not gay enough for AFLanyone else?
does kath want /ourstars/ to win tonight's game?
>>152869789you can watch nbl
did Kath ever play cricket?
get out already you're eating into smacky batsmanning time!!
>>152869790>>>/an/ iykwim haha
>>152869795she was a swimmer, makes sense with those mansized hoofs of her
>>152869793not yank zoomer enough for that
>>152869821long levers for cricket, long flippers for swimming
>>152869820>>152869821samefag
>>152869790Roll for 0
ITS SMAAAAACCCKKKKYYYY TTTIIIIMMEEEEEHIT EM FOR SIX SMACKY!!!!
woooo big swings and misses gotta love it
no helmet for maxwell always worries me
>>152869835dunno if she's mildly surprised in 5 or grimacing
POWER SURGEOWAHPUSH MEAND THEN JUST TOUCH ME
P O W E R S U R G E A C T I V A T E D (the curse has also been activated)
yy-you'll get em next time s-smacky :(
lol, lmao even.
>>152869870>43 I would fucking die
>>152869864>>152869865webm?
has smacky been smelling his own farts are they going to pick him in the T20 world cup?
Smacky more like Washedy haha
>>152869743feet gifs
what has Maxwell done since the '23 ODI WC?
>>15286988143°C during the day is fine. 32°C at night is suicide.
its a dry heat just drink lots of adelaide water and you'll be ok
>>152869896SIT ON MY FACE
>>152869893just turn the heat pump on mate youll be sweet
COMEBACK
>>152869893A/c on and sleep in the lounge room type shi
>>152869909suddenly looking really good for muh Sixxies
if i was a team id be the fouries iykwim haha sollid 4 inch cock iykwim haha
>>152869928why go 3 inches over your actual size?
>>152869911i got a/c (fan and refrigerant type) in my bedroom and i kind of miss the lounge room camp outs
>>152869935BONE PRESSED IS HOW YOU MEASURE
I think this shit is over and smacky bowling isn't that much fun also I'm siting with the spastics so I'm outtie
Rauf? More like RAUS
Hate myself and want to die
>>152869961
after walking through town today in 40°C heat I can officially confirm I am a leering pervert
>sent a snapchat girl a dick photo>she posted it on her story with a laugh face
I dont want to die, even if my life is shit theres other mad shit going on to look at like the ashes
the utter destruction of the Stars
>>152869976just /nrl/ things
>>152869941It is.You penis is X inches long, Y inches usable.Y changes based on weight/fat levels, X is forever.
>>152869893get the walls cranking
>>152869999>what is weight stretching/jelqing
>>152869993/nfl/, not /nrl/. He stopped playing a few years after they got married so she would've been going for the divorce route to get some of that sweet hangegg money.
>>152870020same thing
imagine being moises henriques and having to watch yourself fumble the big bash grand final 6 times a day on kayo
TIME TO RETIRE SMACKY
>>152869993>Penis size remarksWas expecting him to be outed as a pin dick.>Haley Haley went on to suggest his size was the issue.>“He was like two Coke cans on top of each other, maybe even a third,” she said.
>>152870053wish you'd retire shill
Do they not get DRS reviews in the BBL? Clearly going down leg.
>>152869790ROLLEM ROLLEM ROLLHIII
>>152870059So he was too big and her exposing he has a massive dong made him mad?
>>152870118>roll posts outside of /b/
LEL
>>152870123He had since remarried. So his now wife is known to have a cavernous vagina and he received offers from gay webcam sites to jack off on stream.
>>152869961Maybe next time Stokesy
>chemist warehouse 4>Toyota 6How do the commentators not kill themselves after saying shit like that?
https://youtu.be/FKSGViArbw0
>>152870171Where are you listening to it?
>>152870171
>>152869761power surges mainly iykwim haha>>152869762haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>152870171they get bonuses paid monthly after they reach their KPIs + more if they go over
>>152868915The switch from panties killed women's tennis
>>152870209>pantiesFOY
What is an appropriate time to start drinking after work?
>>152870215after bouldering
>>152870211>Unironically saying knickers insteadCringe
it's undies 'innit'
>>152870217Cheers zachy mate
>>152870206if they went over they'd be bowlers not commentators iykwim haha
>>152870227If you fuck blokes I spose
>>152870227no but steven lingerie iykwim haha
Business idea: implement a hit and run rule
>>152870248this but knock and run iykwim haha
pretty sure liam hatcher is peter siddle in a wig and a fake mole
>>152870235lol
my sexers got this
copping it sweet
No way the Sixers choke this, surely?
Why are indians so under represented in bbl
If the Sixers were smart they would rebrand into the Six-Seveners
>>152870313bad for ratings
>>152870313do they get more money back home?
>>152870323
What a circus
if they were from nsw and logan's runned their power surge kids when they're no longer 5 years old they'd be the sydney sixers iykwim haha
sixers win it all once smudge is back
>>152870313only allowed two internationals a team, and this year pakis are popular because it's the first time they've been in the auction
I love seeing the same shitty betr ad over and over again
I love seeing the same shitty bettor over and over again
>>152857461no but steven may
any thoughts you could get off your meds and become an unhinged spastics again mick? not saying to do so, but your meltdown during the olympics was kino
test
Some of the commentariat predictions for the Ashes:>British Jonathan Agnew: Australia 2-3 EnglandMichael Vaughan: gave both 2-2 and 1-3 as answersPhil Tufnell: 2-3Alex Hartley: 3-1Simon Mann: 3-1Andy Zaltzman: 2-3Nasser Hussain: 2-2Alastair Cook: 1-3Graeme Swann: 2-3Steven Finn: 2-3Andrew Miller: 1-3Lawrence Booth: 3-1Bumble: 0-5>Austalian Glenn McGrath: Australia 5-0 England Jim Maxwell: 3-1David Warner: 4-0Ricky Ponting: 3-2Darren Lehmann: 3-1Jason Gillespie: 2 or 3-1Ian Healey: 3-1Brett Lee: 3-2Damien Fleming: 4-1Adam Collins: 4-1Corbin Middlemas: 3-1Tom Moody: 3-2Ric Finlay: 1-3Alison Mitchell: 2-2Of course, these are just the scoreline predications and not what they overall actually said.
>>152870201‘Mo us a tenner champ
>>152870554queem QUEEMtook me a minute ngl
>>152870617*heh he
boutta finna corbin middlemasturbate to amateur milfs
well at least they're of legal age, which is good
>>152870607i'm not giving you shit irs glowdigger
since diana's death many aspect british culture have run victim to a strange emotionalist performativity.
Friday tomorrow
>England's Harry Brook has apologised after being involved in an altercation with a nightclub bouncer the night before a one-day international on the tour of New Zealand that preceded the Ashes.https://www.bbc.com/sport/cricket/articles/c70lewdre24o
SAME OLD ENGLISHALWAYS DRINKING
>>152870695why are you speaking like a chinaman
>>152870898typos, didn't bother proofreading
more like poof reading
walking to bouldering
>>152871103Onya mate
Mad how little I do at toil and yet still seem to be more productive than others in the teamMidwits work hard and fill their calendars with meetings to try to make progress, but are ultimately too braindeficient to produce anything of real valueWas reading some old school reports that mumberg gave me which said I was highly intelligent and capable but too arrogant to achieve my potential, don't think I've changed desu
all i read is that you work with women. bit of an own goal there really
>>152871103Why not boulder there?
>>152871182Unfortunately, as a coward, I settled for the womanly option of a highly stable low-stress job for a mid salary, instead of going for the manlier high-risk high-reward option that actually requires hard work>>152871197Do NOT get me started on project managers
>>152871231really can't blame or judge you for that, i would've done the same. it's only toil. shouldn't define you or your life,
will you improve for the next one lads?
>>152871249Quite rightPerformance in amateur cricket should define my life, and yours, and everyone in /cric/'sWinter nets loom
>128kbps shitter thinks it's safe to come out of his safe space again*whistles Soul Limbo*
>>152871265Hopefully, yourself mate?
I missed part of the 06-07 Ashes due to being in attendance at Schoolies Week.
>>152871556i will try my best bruce
doing stinky farts
>>152871173ok narcissistic neek
sucking a brew yorkie
>>152870313bcci still forbidding most of them from playing in foreign tournaments i assume
might watch the chase later
this is a bedsit they actually call it a '0 bedroom flat' in the email alert description lol
didn't know they got called that that's really funny
watching the menu (2022) on my television absolutely dire flick can't stand Ralph fiennes. dreadful actor
nicholas 'we couldn't afford rpatz' holt is in it too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9yGcKlYAiw
Do better lads
>on court sessions today and tomorrow cancelled because muh snowNot even snowing
the definition of bedsit/studio is officially '0 bedroom'
>>152873320i only play bubble tennis in winter
in winter I only play bubble tennis, rather
185k and you can't even swing a racquet inside
why are barbadians obsessed with playing for england? seems pretty cucked
Magdalena Bay - Ashes To Asheshttps://youtu.be/mTN_Hxgaofo
ashes to ashes, australia to australia iykwim haha
Colin Hay - Down Underhttps://youtu.be/FG7CUPcc7l0
Went for an ill advised (trail) run in the pitch black while a heavy blizzard raged aheadCould have been the end of me but fortunately I know the trails like the back of my hand
eating poo
friday tomorrow ALREADYlaptop thumbing is basically like being a neet
Went for an ill advised run (chase) on the pitch iykwim haha
just woke up
>>152875248spent all week watching cricket while "working"friday today which means a few calls with my team to check in on how theyre doing but otherwise just playing some vidya
thinking about test cricket
>/afl/ posters leave after the ashes>/afl/'s quality goes down and /cric/ dramatically improves What did /afl/ mean by this?
supposed to be snow here tonight
A LOT of snow here this eveningGonna go sledging tomorrow by myself even though I'm a 33 year old manCan't let the child inside you die
Snow is fun as a novelty on a mountain, but not sure I'd want to deal with it on a regular basisFucks with roads and cars, can't play cricket, not good
>>152876570theyre really some horrible postersthat depression hour at the end of play each day was purely afl posters
>give first game to Perth, a spiritual home away from home for the pommies>move our day night match from Adelaide to the Gabba>Cummins, Hazlewood injured bar Cummins for one>Lyon not picked for the first 2 then injured for the last 2>aus openers were in shambles at the start of the series >we picked Green for every matchWhat else did we do to give England every chance at win but not make it too obvious?I dont get how they lost
brisbane heat should be renamed to brisbane humidity
>>152876848gave their glass bowlers a chance to survive the series by playing 2 day tests and innings that don't make it to a 2nd new ball
>>152876570>8 posts in 2 hours>complaining or closed statement blogposting>quality improvedcric is empty and soulless again save for a couple of control freaks who dont like seeing their schizoid echo chamber disturbed
Barely 0.5cm of snow and they cancelled the on court seshes. Would've been fun to wheel out the ol' RWD v8 sans ABS or traction control or LSD eng shitters could never>>152874727Scrubs
>>152877434based as fuck
Are you cunce excited for the t20 world cup
>>152877636excited? nobut i will watch at least the aussie matches
>>152877636No.
>>152877636not excited but looking forward to it purely for a bit of fun posting here lol
>>152877636Nepal will get smashed by everyone (including Italy), but its close to home, so at least >we will have good crowds.
savings are dwindling and will have to apply for jobseeker around the end of the world cup
hope the heat pump holds out today, shes already screaming and dont want to rely on the wall and blackout curtain conditioners
>>152877902Bit rude to talk about women like that
smacky averaging an elite and muscular 11 from 4 bats leading into the cup
>>152877966>>152869888
>>152868916would she be straight if she didn't play cricket? so much sapph going on in those changerooms
>>152878199more grim is that the top run scorers in the bbl are mostly 2nd rate players that don't seem right for the national team
>>152877902is it heat or is it humid?
>>152877966he'll stick get picked because he's smacky , same with the Stoin
>>152878256reckon he's still good for some runs, but can't see him representing at international level much longer than this T20 'tourney' tbphwylstill based as fuck for that kino innings thoughbeit
>>1528782563rd is warnGOD
>>152878239No she wouldn't be. What a rediculous comment, playing cricket doesn't change one's sexuality
T20 is a toss meme format anyway for battingIf you win the toss and bowl first every time you can have worse batsmen and it doesn't matter
>>152878589build the wall
>>152878589is there lava or something 10 metres below the surface of australia?
There is only one wall
is BBW playing for canes tonight
is trav and carey playing for strikers tonight?
>>152878960this one come with reverse cycle mate?
>>152878995probably still coming down from the pingers weatherlad acquired for the boys
>>152878998U wot m8
>>152878995Pretty sure Head said he was skipping this years BBL to relax No idea on Carey
>>152879171Also cause he knows that if he wants play in the t20 world cup they will pick him anyway
>>152878960Figures indians havent yet discovered air conditioning
Combined Ashes XI of the seriesHeadCrawleyBethelRootSmithCareyStokesStarcArcherBolandTongue
one lad posted Rahul "The Airconditioner" Dravid in one of the threads yesterday which made me kek
>>152879469BBW over Stokes We need a spinner
>>152879469cummins over archerneser over boland
>>152878995no but steven webmay iykwim haha
*hits pipe*
>>152879469i was going to say >crawley but desu all the openers besides head were pretty shit this series
>>152880371>first girlfriendeasy question to answer haha
Nepal v Scotland Womeme Warmup for those so inclinedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLxQGV-lmW8
>>152880470the chainsaw is a nice touch
Jessica Langer's breasts
