Aus req 89
helicopter flying over my house lads
>>152865939based sydneysider
do you think nathan lyon enjoyed the time with his family while off from the test team ?
tnt has the worst lunch shows
a minnesotan ICE officer just flew over my house ladsjust gonna get in my car and peacefully drive aw-
Bonnie Blue could never
>>152865923ONYA GAZZALEAVE THE WIFE FOR A NEW BARBIE DOLL AND ABANDON THE KIDSONYA GAZZA
>>152865951Does Lyon really have nothing at all to do with his kids? Bit stiff
I hate living rurally its awful45 fucking degrees, dogshit internet and sketchy cunts all over the place
>>152865923thanks for making the new thread you fucking faggot
Swann is just outright saying there was an edge and he can see it somehow
>>152865971merci?
>>152865951do you guys think lyon prefer his second wife's kid compared to his first wife's kids?
>>152865951>Sorry kids, i know im not playing any of the test matches now but i still cant come see ya has i got to have physio over the next 7 months to be ready for Bangladesh
>>152865951I won't take this aca slander against an Australian test legend
>>152865973Been 15 years and still buckbroken by big strong muscular Australians lmao
kek
i have simply checked out of life
>>152865990based me. i hope society collapses.
why does the autist seethe so much about nathan lyon splitting from his fat wife?
Swann: Carse will probably get a fine for that, he shouldn’t the third umpire should be fined
reckon skull needs to take a quick trip to Turkey iykwim haha
they just showed that pic of short warner on fox lol did one of yous actually make that?
>>152866004He hates adultery
flat chested ladyboy gf
who baked a turd in your timtam moite¿
Lads I made a wrong turn and these immigration officers are coming to my car, should I sweet talk em?
>>152865973I like him lolstirs the pot and has an interesting voice
Id much prefer the Skull hair foundation fundraising instead of the scam Jane McGrath foundation
>>152865970Just went in the living room and theres a fucking snakeHate this fucking place
>>152866021>ladyboy gfthat's just a man
>>152866040Too hot outside mate, dont blame the snek
>>152866030Nah just accelerate into them, I'm sure it will be ok
>>152866030footy?
>Lyon has spoken about being "smitten" with his kids and how his daughters inspired him to write children's bookswhat are the books titled ?
>>152866043He got awayDadza said he is gonna kill it if he sees it again
AHAHAHA what the fuck
>>152866051>when daddy finds a younger more attractive mummy and leaves you
>>152866051how to leave your slampig wife and get away with it
>>152866051Two Christmases
aircon broke in the office today 'las
Kevin Peter Pietersen>this captcha is fucked
>>152866085australias hottest email sender
STARS AND SPIKES
>>152866075hehpresumably he goes to the first wife's alonethat must be a depressing trip
>>152866085I got one of those ones you plug into the cigarette lighter when mine went.
>>152866085The cheated Scorchers send their regards
>>152866102>presumably he goes to the first wife's aloneHe wouldn't go to hers. Let the kids be by themselves.Then the kids come to his and get the whole big cricket money Christmas experience and mogs the ex-wife with gifts.
>>152866115these dont exist
>>152866116watched highlights of peakes innings this morning kekd at the crowd booing every run he scoredthey need to grow up, its the current rule even if it should be changed
>>152866149footy?
>>152866115many of the women are stating that they shall be working from home tomorrow if its not fixed by end of daylot of drama happening, rifts forming, its chaos
>>152866149
>>152866149you'll upset mickjeet with talk like that
>>152866154state of origin in 5 weeks mate
>>152866149>even though this entire event wouldnt have happened if they had their wayOne of them had been here 30 years (likely longer than you've been alive). The other was a true blue born and bred Aussie.
>>152866149i hate everyone. i hope everyone dies a painful death.
Has Ali Mitchell been showing off her legs this whole summer. This is the first lunch break I have watched
>>152866130Schizo.
having a bit of a stokesian melty atm lads sorry abt that
office life sounds grim and extremely woke cric office cucks try to make it sound like theyre the main character in some light hearted american sitcom
>>152866191turn the second aircon on mate, youre just overheating
If you booed Khawaja would you be removed from the ground?
>>152866203it would be extremely painful
>>152866149Ever notice how the government prioritises stopping Islamophobia right after Muslims commit mass murder? At least with someone like Ataturk it was easy to understand his true intentions for supporting the systematic murder of non-Muslims. Why does Albo love and defend Muslims so much.
>>152866181show me an aircon that works off a cigarette lighter
utterly boring chat itt
>>152866211U U U U
>>152866149have a look at who is paying for that ad
>>152866212He doesn't want to lose the support of Muslims in Western Sydney electorates.
>>152866213They’re not hard to find. Use DDG.
how much more play today? 1hr?
>>152866249wish she would put a finger up me iykwim haha
is it too much to ask to not be fought every single step of the fucking way
cookey is posh in england let alone in australia
>>152866249>cakeup in makeupdo you think she wears that for starc when they root?
>>152865988HEEMED
>>152866244show me one (1)
air ali cook that it is
if marnus played for victoria hed be naarmus
I wanna see smith having fun again OR go head to head some some shit bowler again
has steve smith /ritualmaxed/ is he ready to play
What went wrong with Marnus? He was /elite/ for a year or two.
fair play to the aussies they actually managed to sell some tickets for the first time in like 20 years
And now the poolapse of all times begins
>>152866302great post
>>152866288https://www.dicksmith.com.au/da/buy/yuenzmall-12v-portable-car-air-conditioner-cooling-fan-water-ice-evaporative-cooler-air-fan-mini-car-cooling-conditioner-with-cigarette-lighter-adapter-z544415jiu6c/
just need to grab my 9 choc tops and hobble down the stairs real quick brb
>>152866249she only started wearing heavy make-up after cric was ripping into her for looking like a bloketold youse AusGOD cricketers lurk
>>152866312fail to see how this would work in an office building
>>152866308Last series was packed out with jeets, you bloody fool.
>>152866308would've sold more if perth and melbourne weren't cooked
>>152866051the filthy goat
shut up alyssa you vile worm
>>152866312not an air conditioner
>>152866328I thought office was a euphemism for ute. What sort of bloke works indoors?
went to the cinema to see avatar fire and the ashes and ice creams were like $8 eachmad innit
*crashes*
We finna buzzing rn no cap
>>152866339air conditioner nounAn apparatus for controlling, especially lowering, the temperature and humidity of an enclosed space.
>>152866328park the ford ranger in reception mate
>>152866329This Boxing Day should've destroyed the record. CA missed out on a huge payday.
marn will get out stupidly so ussman can be le hero at the end, screencap this
SMITH IS IN A MOOD
>>152866347a box of maxibons or gaytimes or whatever is $12 now so $3 each in the fucking grocery store
>>152866355Forgot pic
business idea: a ford ranger that you can send emails from directly. that way citymaggots can send off a few more valuable emails during their 2 hour commute to the office from their flat 9 kilometres away
wish someone would control my apparatus iykwim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5oXjGcA0GQ
WALLOP
80 to go
>>152866347Just bring your own in with you or are they checking bags
kek pommy boomer get rekt
based marnus hoping for a big red ink to repair this series stats a bit
time for a holiday surelykoh phangan koh rong hong kong
>>152866357thats an evaporative cooler and just humidifies the air, poorly. Old mate said the office aircon broke down, you suggested a fan with water being squirted into it, for a car that has actual airconditioning.based retard, never want to hear you insulting tradesmen again, you are braindead.
>>152866381What do these pricks in offices actually do all day? It seems like the easiest job in the world. Just go into a climate controlled office with its own kitchen and then clack away on a computer for a few hours. What’s the catch, do you have to suck cock to get there?
The fireworks are a nice addition desu
problem with a desk fan is it dries my eyes out at work
>>152866418just blink lol
I like the rainbow shot and shooting star graphics
>>152866412they literally just send emails to each other. its fake work for women that low test men have now started doing too
Ashes would've been more fun if there were Brits to banter with. Too bad we only get /brit/zoloids on /cric/
>pissweak loony lefties complaining about the cost of livingpicrel is my weekly shop. 77 bucks all up.
>>152866418>cant handle a small breeze without going blind state of email senders
>>152866437>2005just watch the cricket you spastic
>>152866410You are confusing a heat pump with an air conditioner. Air conditioner is a broad category that includes what I posted. A heat pump is a device that uses energy to transfer heat from one space to another. For some reason mainlanders call heat pumps air conditioners.
For me, It's Labuschagne and Smith playing so well that Khawaja never has to come out.
>>152866418>doesn't shampoo his eyeskek
>>152866437>2005
Wish I had em*ilsender job
>>152866437You could save money if you learn how to cook a few things, like pasta and rice
today i am working on a system to validate product data sent to us by suppliers for dropshipping on our websites. it should validate the formatting of the data and check values fall within accepted values
>>152866441I'm deeply invested in this the marnus and smith show its absolute kino
>>152866437I spend more than that on the pokies daily.
>>152866440fuck off retard
>>152866437>2 boxes of tissueslad had an epic goon sesh in mindthe rest was just cover
>>152866412they don't get paid shit. it's a middling 65-80k/yr salary that get's them nowherei'll be earning double that this FY to maintain their climate control and all im doing is sitting in a plantroom watching the cricket and shit-posting on /cric/
aus is genuinely in trouble with these 2 spastics at the crease
>duckett writhing around on the boundarywow is it a 4
70 to go
duckett is a horrendous fielder
>>152866467I win again. Thanks for conceding.
>>152866451Crisp, does it send emails?
>>152866471im getting 165k plus bonuses to do this >>152866451
>>152866451literally doing nothing kek
kek Duckett is such an unco midge
He didn’t save that he touched the rope cheating poms
>>152866441>>152866453I feel they rarely bat together long and one always does something stupid and gets out rather than facing 400 balls combined JUST AS IM TYPING THIS A WICKET FALLS
fucking retard smith. now khawaja has to come out.
STEVEN FFS
>ussman farewell tourFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCK YOU SMUDGE
>ynr the ben duckett vs marcus harris goblin manlet-off
we are not winning this
how do I become a pro cricketer if i'm 27 and never held a bat
>Khawaja hits the winning runsFairytail ending.
SMUDGE NO
CHECK EM FRONT FOOT
Lovely bit of spin
FUCK
PLEASE GET A DUCK PLEASEEEEEE
Khawaja to win this and end racism
>>152866504Root one of the selectors wives
We love Uzzy here btw
Khawaja will get a duck
Boooo
>>152866504Learn to bowl spinYou WONT play for the test team but could still get there for a t20 franchise somewhere
Golden duck en routeCheckem
ussman to go with a whopping 2(9)
good ball
musman koala to hit raycism for six
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152866493Adelaide in the previous Ashes is the only time they have faced more than 100 balls together.
the only way this ends well is khawaja going out for a duck
CARM ON YOU JACKSTAKE A WICKET
>manifesting a duck
>guard of honourbrainlet racists with asian wives SEETHING
that was cringeshould've taken a knee instead
yeah nice gaz
fucking hell I thought this cunt retiredMOVE ON ALREADY YOU SPASTIC
>>152866480You conceded calling an evaporative cooler an air conditioner. feels nice having the heat transfer pump on
>>152866550guard of izzat*
>>152866539Im not surprised. Always seems like they dont bat together long
That was a really good ball
Teams should get 14 reviews each
Hahahaha Poms getting jumpy
>>152866568bit rude and racist to call him champ
same old pommiesalways cheating
>>152866568Isn't he just so heckin relatable and likable?
>>152866558The manufacturer calls it an air conditioner, the retailer calls it an air conditioner, the dictionary calls it an air conditioner, the only one who disagrees is you because you think heat pumps are the only kind of air conditioner.
Khawaja getting a second dig is very antisemitic
>>152866582sorry lads forgot to put an M in there
>>152866570should just allow teams to buy reviews from the icc
>>152866568where did this meme come from?more like CHUMPion of the people
Crowd looks empty as fuck
>>152866558an evaporative cooler IS an air conditioner you pedantic cunt.
>>152866605Idiot
>>152866594same thing happens when you die an average man becomes a saint etc so it makes sense a similar thing happens when you retire, people are sentimental
Who is PoS?Between Head, Starc and Carey surely
>>15286660040 degree dayThursdayfirst week back to work after New Yearsgive Sydney Boxing Day and check the crowds
You guys never give me a guard of honour
60 to go
brainlet racists with asian wives: how you holding up?deep breaths
>>152866613Starc should be but Head is a batsperson. Carey has been awesome but not enough stats
>>152866603he came in on a thursday every muscle aching walking in slow motion like he'd just been hit (for six)
Get him out
had a pedantic flame war like this before about how "dressing" is for salads and "sauce" is for other shit, regardless of what it may say on the bottle
vote greens again ya big poof
>>152866630I'm checking my emails in defeat
>>152866647I’ve argued with a Scotsman over whether marmalade is jam
>>152866648fucking hell get a room already fellas kek
Those stumps aren't level.
Stokes you moron
England really should have caught that ffs
WTF STOKES CATCH THE FUCKING BALL
Are we really going to rely on Webster and Starc to win a test match again?
HES DROPPED THE FAIRYTALE ENDING
>>152866647YO THIS GUY IS PUTTING HIS CABBAGE IN A PAIR OF JEANS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
fuck me kaja is a lucky cunt should've been out 3 times that over
STOKES YOU FUCKING RETARD
CATCH HIM
me wants 'ino
Very well placed
>As-salamu alaykum, kafir. I will look past your insulting words towards Khawaja if you pay your jizya right now. If not I will use my saif to commit jihad against you, no taqiyya.
keksmith would've caught itmarnus too
>>152866658Obviously it's not, because in Jam you don't use the peel.
>>152866647I had one about potato bake vs baked potato
stokes needs to go and cool down in front of the heat pump for 5
>>152866661
GET HIM OUT
Who's the next token brown person in the team after Uzzie is gone?
>>152866692These are very different and distinct things though.
>>152866701There was a shot from side on that was even more obvious.
Convinced there's no better rebuttal than simply replying "idiot"
>>152866704we had two in the Perth test
>>152866600It's not too bad. Apparently they are donating all gate takings to the McGrath Foundation kek
>>152866721moron
>>152866711Wanna argue about it mate?
>>152866704t. sangha
>>152866704Boland
>>152866704boland is still there
might turn the second heat pump on lads
Are our batspeople trying to throw this game? It thought Khawaja was our best player of spin
CA have lost the plotwill remember this when they sell off the BBL in the winter
>>152866692completely different forms of potato dish thoughlike comparing mash and hot chips
>>152866704Boland is already there idiot
DROPPED THE MORAL ASHES
>DroppedJust English fielding, innit.
>>152866733>>152866734Boland is too based. There has to be a whinging brown
given this lad's mum a heat pump or two
DROPPED THE URN RIGHT THERE
get a fucking fielding coach england my god
>>152866691>he peels strawberries when jam making
DROPPED THE UZMAN KHAWAJA MEMORIAL CUP
HE'S DROPPED THE MORAL VICTORY
typical caribbean laziness
>>152866647pedantic arguments on here usually consist of one retard and one guy just playing devil's advocate for a lulz
CATCH THE FUCKING BALL YOU BONGSPASTICS
>>152866704Clive Rose
eng could have actually won this match if they caught even half of the ones they dropped>>152866704archer
To be fair, that might have been the hardest chance of the summer
This team just can't catch
catch that ball, if you're so great
>>152866623https://northernairtech.com.au/>Welcome to Northern Air Tech Launceston’s Leading Heat Pump Specialists.These are what mainlanders call air conditioners, but the rest of the world calls heat pumps. You have no actual reason for believing that what I posted is not an air conditioner, you just get personally offended by air conditioners existing that are not heat pumps.
>marn dropped:)>usman dropped>:(
>>152866759you don't?
That chance looks much harder than it actually was.
bethell still thinking about the birds in noosa to catch that ball
I can't believe the summer of cricket is already over
I don't think Jacks is very good he's just bleeding runs
why doesn't marnus just have 3 dropped catches per innings again like at the start of his international career?
>buries his head in the ground after he drops itYeah this kid is never gonna be anything in test cricket, ego will run right away with him
Bunch of autists arguing about aircons
>>152866776YOU KNOW THE RULES
>>152866779yeah m8we are racisti am even standing up right now to hate on him
>>152866758Don't need one, would just bring down the mood.
50 to go
>>152866764Are you suggesting that the Devil's Advocate could not also be a retard?
would've been chest-height for Webster/Green
>stokes meltingkek
>catch it!>doesn't catch it
its never been so stover
>>152866149Yeah crazy how two Muslims with literal isis flags in their car decide to kills jews and the response from the government is to crack down on white supremacy.Really makes you think.
>>152866814whos the liar in this scenario?
>batting is about countering what the other team is trying to docomms have been really insightful this series lads
MELTYELTY
>>152866814bit hypocritical innit
>>152866807im talking about someone whos taking an oppository stance just so theres debate
>>152866784It’s a decent topic
>>152866759Marmalade is only made with citrus, so Strawberry can't ever be a marmalade. If you strained a strawberry jam to get rid of the pulp/skin then it would be a Jelly.
Can Alison Mitchell just fuck off. Sick of her voice.
torn because i want this ending to be more interesting but i also want it to be over so i can move on with my life
>>152866842FTA poorfag.
Bowl the cunt
>>152866822It’s pretty obvious if you do think about it
>6 (7)Meme ending.
*marches on*
GONE HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHFUCK OFF
SEE YOU FUCKHEAD
>>152866849based me
MUHAMMAD TONGUE HIS ANUS. BOWLED.
>KakajaFuck he SUCKS
joe root having a word
WHAT A RACIST DELIVERY
HOW UNFORTUNATE
GONEFUCK OFFPACK YOUR BAGS IT'S BACK TO PALESTINE YOU GO
GOTTEMFUCK OFF YOU CUNT
GONE FUCK OFF VISA EXPIRED
BOWLEEDDDDD HGIM KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE>>152866533>>152866533>>152866533
SIX MORTAL BLOWS TO RACISM FROM SEVEN ARROWS OF HATE
fuck off you whinging arrogant grievance baiter
LMAO he bends over for his pedo prophet.
>>152866842Love Aly, me . Faggot poof cunt, you.
GONE GOTTERNFUCK OFF TO YOUR RETIREMENT CUNT
GOT EM GONE, FUCK OFF YOU PAKI
>been fast forwarding the stream with an app>still miles behind>spoiled the royal commission into usman khawaja's wicket
Holy based FUCK OFF WHINGING BLACK CUNT
quintessential usman innings to end it now fuck off no one wants to hear from you again
>>152866860kek didn't even notice that
should have retired last year, pathetic performance but good career see ya later alligator
>>152866838Ok so you’re saying that marmalade is citrus jam, so it is jam by another name
all this carry on when he's been shit all seriesi know he's been around for a long time but it still makes it feel cringe
LMAODON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ARSE ON THE WAY OUT YOU BONDI MASS SHOOTER
need a guard of dishonour
Australia should lose the game so the Poms feel like it's a moral series victory and become complacent next time>praying to mecca>get huge cheerkek
>>152866893you WILL watch his four corners and australian story segments
If England can get 6 more wickets here.... It's game on at the SCG
>>152866842>>152866884She has a lovely voice.t. Radio chad
LETS PRETEND WE KNOW WHO HE ISANDREW SIMMONS
>>152866704weatheraldcareybolandare all brown
>Muslim prayer for one last attention seeking performancePlease never appear on my screen again
Is Khwaja now a neet?
>>152866910still not too late
>>152866889you can't say that
at least usman can sit in a nice heat pump cooled room now and relax
I think his back is hurting him. He’ll be alright so long as he doesn’t get addicted to codeine
>>152866899he WILL be on comms with warner and you WILL like it
What a disgusting pos
>>152866900No it's not, because if you're making jam using a citrus fruit, you don't use the peel.
40 to go
>yoy know which way mecca is now when you're at the SCGI feel enriched
>>152866929kek
>>152866924sadly nohe has a comms job with fox now
>>152866824In the media business theres this big move towards 'second focus content' which means simplifying the audio so that it can be digested while the viewer is predominantly focused on something elseAlready seeing this in movie scripts which has been increasing expositional dialogue over the last 5 years and it will come to cricketWarner and Healy telling you exactly what just happened IS good commentary in 2025
>Hates Australia>Marries white womanWhat did he mean by this?
>>152866924I think he owns a coffee shop
>>152866934channel 7 will scoop him up hopefully
according to Roy Morgan only 6% of Australians blame radical islam for terrorism in Australia. You are outnumbered
>>152866939That’s where we send the bombs?
Now they're arguing about preserves
>>152866918Its cute how she says "Boof" when talking to Darren Lehmann on ABC, she says it like "Böf" or "Boef". Is cute.
>>152866956So lazy
>>152866939imagine being a part of religion that mandates you pray at certain times in a certain direction instead of whenever you want in whatever direction you wantpretty fucked if you ask me
>>152866947she converted
>bows to mecca in the middle of the field at the scg in the ashes >after getting 6 (7) and he wonders why people hate muslims
>>152866950Inshallah
>>152866945humanity was a mistake
>hopefully
>>152866958What do they blame it on then?
>>152866958i thought lefties cared about minorities
>>152866956bit kohli-esque here, with the stand and sook
I have to hand it to muslims, they can butcher non muslims in the streets and they will still force their religion on others with zero shame. And why wouldn't they? The average auscuck cheers them on for it.
I'm sure some of you brainlets actually believe he was praying and aren't just memeing.This is why you are brainlets.
ID RATHER LOSE NOW SO I CAN BLAME POOJAWA FOR IT
>>152866981He has boobies
theres been so many better moments in this series left unarchived, why did that wicket get multiple webms?
>>152866936I’ve seen marmalade without peel they call it marmalade without peel and I’ve never seen citrus jam
>>152866984>bomb defusal drone next to himwhat did they mean by this?
uh oh
POOLAPSE
Labuschagne you moron
Thank fuck the paki cunt won't be hitting the winning runs. Based Tongue
GETTING RUN OUT IN A FUCKING TEST MATCHPOOLAPSE
RUN OUT !!!
>>152866984someone shoop this on to a toilet like the Steve Smith one please
>>152866995there you golet us start it
Snicko says not out
OH SHIT ARE WE LOSING?
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
GOTTEM GOTTEM GOTTEM GOTTEM GOTTEM GOTTEM FUCK YES FINALLY MAKE THIS SHIT INTERESTING YOU ENGLISH CUNTS
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK
FULL PIZZA WITH THE LOT EGGS AND BACON MARNUS
uh oh loom chads?
POOLAPSE POOLAPSE POOLAPSE POOLAPSE
what a shitshow
Carey is such cunt
>>152866777heat pumps are reverse cycle airconsstandard aircons are not heat pumpst.taswegian
>LETS THROW THE LAST GAMEfucking horrendous
NO BUTTLERNO BAIRSTOWNO ANDERSONNO BROADNO WOODNO ROY
fucking retard. there was never a run.
>>152866993
>>152867003kek
uhhhh lads?
fucks sake
>>152866921I reckon he's happy he got out, so he could get one more standing ovation
OH NO NO NO!!WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT KEK
>>152866884Shove it up your arse fuckhead
>>152867025good to see marn get have a pray to his god as well when he lost his wicket
text from my racist father:>thank fuck Ozito [sic] is finally finished
You just KNOW the poms are going to blame that snicko call when they inevitably lose this with Aussie 8 down
imagine losing your final test because you only made 6 runs kek
>>152867031he made the right call thoughever
>>152867038My political opinions are actually probably a lot closer to you than you realise.I'm just simply pointing out you're an idiot.
fucking snicko!
GAME ON !!!AMEON
Anyone else notice Marnus didn't praise our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ on his way out?
green 30* to lock his spot for the next year
StarcGOD will save the day then quit cricket because his team mates are shit.
green will save us
>>152867051Bunningsbros, is it over for us?
I ag8ne if this was the decider
Gonna turn a second fan ont. Tenthousandaire
>>152867056
>All set up for Green to tap it in
>>152867051based dadza
>cam green hits the winning runs.
>>152867065>nervous.jpg
not many emails being sent right now, this is getting close!
>>152867042Received a massive cheer when he did this kek
>>152867062he does it in the privacy of his home like a good christian instead of grandstanding for a bunch of cunts like the pharisees
Green, the colour of Muslims, will save Australia
>>152867051>>152867066>no more bunnings gfno...
>>152867051Ozito?
>>152867033There is no such thing a “standard” air conditioner, electric air conditioners have existed in various forms for over a century. Heat pumps are heat pumps, mainlanders call them air conditioners. And no Tasmanian uses the term “Taswegian”. My family have been here since 1803, so I know these things.
POTTS
Just catching up with this thread and a swampy is not an air conditioner. That's like saying a bike is a car.
>switched to england require 5 wickets oh no
smith HAS to give up the captaincy after this
>>152867070I agree with that.You're still a moron.
HES TAKEN THE BAIT! GONE AND GOTTEN!
Cam Green more like Cam Hasbeen why is this flog still in the 11?
Bookies made the call.
Pozzies call margarine, butter
>>152867062but he did m8right here >>152867025
>>152866993I'm sure it's a pure coincidence that he was kneeling facing North-west, which is the direction of Mecca, after his impassioned press conference championing his Islamic views.
kek took marnus like 5 steps to stop and turn around
>>152867090A four wheeler bike might be a car
>>152867042Zutt zutt in the butt
>>152867083imagine the reaction if marnus knelt on the field and clasped his hands together in prayer
*Cameron Green will play well for the first time in the series*
>>152867102This is true
Does it loom, bros?
>>152867113yeah victory looms
Are we going to choke this lads
What is zat?
imagine if worked called on a thursday arvo haha
>>152867105Yes, it was a coincidence, because that's the direction he was walking to the dressing room.
Islamophobics are all retarded, or pretending to be retarded
>>152867087power tool company here in ausmy dad was a dumb tradie so it autocorrected uzzie or however the fuck he was trying to spell it into ozito
>>152867113We still have Webster, he’s the only decent batsman in either side.
>>152867124he was bowing to the members stand
time for a holiday
>>152867119not with BBW in the team
>>152867088tasmanians truly are inbred retards
>>152867110Utter confusion, then hate from lefties
>>152867130kek
Kino if Carey hits the winning runsCringe if Green hits the winning runs
>>152867133The last white mainlander went extinct decades ago.
>>152867130*clap* *clap* CAM ON ENGLAND
>>152867110I don't usually imagine fictional scenarios that make me upset.
30 to go
>>152867132green to get out next over and BBW to bring it home with a solid 14*
>>152867144100%
>>152867082Probably thought he was kissing the turf.
>>152867087Main (monopoly almost) hardware shop chain has a homebrand (?) of tools called Ozito.Decent-Good quality at cheapish prices. DIY specials sort of stuff.
>>152867144green will get out next over to be more specific
imagine englel didnt choke perth
Beau 'Beaut' Webster will be our saving grace
Imagine being Potts. Your all-rounder captain can't bowl and he still doesn't give you the ball.
Starc or Head for MOTS?
aircon specialist has just arrived at the officewelcomed to a polite round of applausethe whole place is buzzing right now
zerogoose IS in this thread
>>152867155because that's literally what he was doing
>>152867156dont think they are a homebrand and they are dogshit quality. ryobi is the absolute bottom on anything youd want to use i suspect you are an email sender if you think ozito make good tools
>>152867163going to need a new part, nil stock in all of Aus 6 weeks eta
>>152867162starc, leading wicket taker and was batting well enough to basically be called an all rounder
something like 30 runs and red ink will finish the series with a higher batting average for green than khawaja
>>152867163the air con ain't buzzing lol
>>152867158imagine if england didnt do the 100s of this wrong they did this tour
>>152867163Ask him about the history of electric air conditioning and how heat pumps do not have a monopoly on the term.
>>152867164You are pretty fucking good, mate.What gives it away?
>>152867156bunnings is a monopoly m8
>>152867163Good day at Jewish daycare sounds like
>>152867093Any mp4 of the actual run out? Want to know if it was Carey or Labuschagne at fault.
Imagine using an aircon instead of the tried and tested stripping down, splashing water on your bits and sitting infront of a fan pointed at your balls like a true Aussie
*heat pump specialist
we are the armythe barmy army
>>152867163*plugs a mister fan into the nearest cigarette lighter*That will be $1500
>>152867155>i love this country vs>im a muslim
>>152867164No-one knows who that is anymore, boomer. You've been here for too long
>>152867127I called Usman a Black & Decker
a couple of quickets and its game on
GREEN IS SO FUCKING BAD
>>152867177ausjeet my son
>huge appeal>massive celebration>screaming and running down the pitch>nah we won't reviewshould get fined for doing that shit.
Australia should declare and take a moral victory instead
>>152867127Based Ozito using tradie swear by 'em best money can buy
>>152867191>In 1906, Stuart W. Cramer of Charlotte, North Carolina, was exploring ways to add moisture to the air in his textile mill. Cramer coined the term "air conditioning" in a patent claim which he filed that year.Yet you’re so retarded that you think all air conditioners must act as de-humidifiers.
BAKE
big fish small pond
>>152867162I personally think it should be Carey but I know it won't bebongs have been dogshit overall and I wonder how much Trav and Starc have been made to look better than they really werecontroversial take probably, especially as I love Trav
baking
>>152867183Didn't clip the better angle
>>152867168Ozito is fine for home use.Hooked the fleshlight up to an Ozito cordless drill and it worked fine.
poms would've won if Jofra was bowling instead of piping Aussie snowbunnies
>>152867214Big tongue small cArse
oi ausjeet! how's ya sister?
>>152867223Good morning, sir.
alex scareycameron screem
England trying to knock Green over thereall they know is how to cheat uh
ARSE ON GREEN ACTION
>>152867194my grandpa handed me down his black and decked orbital sanderi plugged it in and it doesn't workhe then died a few weeks laternot sure if it was a joke or not>>152867208nah he would have never used ozito or ryobiall his stuff was milwaukee or makita
lets just ride this thread out
>>152867219Carey would've been a mile out had he runMarn should never have called yes, that was hit directly to the fieldsbeing
>>152867223why is 4chan like this?
reminder noone knows who ben stokes is in england yet he is being followed by paparazzi in australia
>>152867216fair pointsI wouldn't be opposed to Carey winning it, simply for being the most glaring difference between the two teamsI think it should be Starc over head, because England's bowling has been far worse than their batting.
>>152867234>milwaukee or makita>hates muslims >doesnt know how to use a smartphone sounds like a chad desu
>>152867227where's the bloke saying the border gavasksaaar is bigger
>compulsive glancerwhat does this mean?
Kicking myself I didn’t get a good front row virtual seat to this
>>152867210>Air conditioning dates back to prehistory.[15] Double-walled living quarters, with a gap between the two walls to encourage air flow, were found in the ancient city of Hamoukar, in modern Syria.Are you going to claim walls are air conditioners too?
>>152867242Free speech innit
>>152867254I bought 35,000 virtual seats.
>>152867228>>152867242I was just in Sydney, black men everywhere arm in arm with white Aussie sheilas
last few overs of the summer of cricket
heat pump tard all over google looking for akshually arguments you lost kek
>>152867259based uzzie
>>152867242Probably lives in Bondi or Caulfield
wow, mcgrath foundation 95% towards target near the end of the match? amazing coincidence
>>152867155head is a lame prick for doing this. i dont care what anyone says
Green's technique does not pass the eye-test.
>>152867255What do you think the word “coined” means, you stupid cunt? I hope a Sudanese gang members machetes you.
fishbowl country
>>152867255t. the guy who argues that afl is the re footy because the rules were created in 1800s
>>152867242There's a large amount of Jeets and Pakis with Australian flags.
>>152867219Thanks.>>152867240Carey would've made it with how it played out in the field.However, if he did run like that would've required, he would've been run out if the diving fielder stopped it as Labuschagne would've sent him back.Labuschagne's fault.
>>152867260This. Melbourne is the same. Aussie white girls flocking to black and Desi men.
why dont aussies fly to eng for the ashes?
>>152867234Nah, it was a moral lesson: if you lose your energy, you will never lose your edges.
20 to go
>>152867259thanks mate same again next year, yea?
Look at Duckett the lil guy hehe
>>152867242Because India doesn't have a Chinese firewall like it should.
>>152867252always looks at girls bums when they walk past
This green guy is pretty good. Hope he brings it home
>>152867276that is simply true though
>>152867291England is a shithole.
>>152867301wouldve been over a mil had the curators not been fuckosses
>>152867268this
>>152867277yeah it's basically half and half now, i trust none of (you).
>ball barely turns>miles away from stumps>easily steered awayOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>152867295MIDGE
>ashes>jeets in my cricliteral plague
>>152867301Would've been a million with a 5 day MCG test
>>152867311Based Marn
Picked up a hipages job earlier and made bank, heading to the club yew
>>152867298based meI love girls bums bros
My air con is leaking
>>152867273coined is when you make new money you absolute dickhead
>>152867291expensive flights expensive tickets due to smaller groundsand england is a shithole
>>152867303youve already been intellectually heemed on this once this summer
>>152867216>>152867247Carey keeping up to the stumps completely neutered their batting tactics.
Bless you Freeman providing us with webms
fucking hot lads just turned the walls up to maximum nice and cool now
>>152867288See but this is actually a baiting white. My jeet detector is too strong.
>>152867322*heat pump
NICK DAICOS
>>152867323xD so funny this is going straight to Le r/4chan so epic!!!1!
>>152867291Unfortunately you have to watch the cricket IN England which is a shithole
>>152867291Best English rose is like a 4/10 in Australia.
>A virtual seatIs that like a beanbag chair?
>>152867314>peewee coverageis it aussie 'tators?
>>152867326't'w'sn't me
>>152867330
gonna miss you lads
>you're indian if you point out that Aussie women love black men
>>152867346Yes
>>152867327and he's been clean for essentially the whole serieshe's been the stand out player for me precisely because of that tactic and his ability to be accurate across so many tests
just turned on my air con cricbros
19 to go
>>152867333dezi?
>>152867351Let's all promise to stay in touch
>>152867273air conditioning was not coined back then but the idea of it was through that method
>>152867334lel
>>152867322AIR CONDITIONERS CANNOT HAVE WATER OR FANS IN THEM OR CONNECT TO A CIGARETTE LIGTER FOR POWER AHHHHH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
>Tasmanians setting their walls to 16 degrees on a hot day and claiming they have air con
>>152867359lol
>>152867356*wall
>slow-mo of coach slapping guy with a manbra on the bumjust a wee bit gay there I do say.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING
>Throwing to the wrong endWHAT A DISASTER
18 to go
You can't just accuse everyone of being indian
>Green slipped on the turnFaaark
>puts on a wet shirt>stands in front of a fanA I R C O N D I T I O N I N G
based kez trying to make things interesting
inventing things is an emailsender past time by the way
Don't think I've seen both batsmen running in the same direction all series
Is an horse an airconditioner?
Carey is very composed for a black fella
green was fucking charging like he had a jeet chasing him hahaha
LETS TAKE THIS CUNT ALL THE WAY TO 1000
Where is Carey's leg slip? He's a bunny for the leg glance.
>Benny Hill plays
Another run out would add to the kino though
based carey trying to get the shitters marnus and green dropped
>>152867379there's alot of them currently in Australia so sure I can
>>152867361Post-hoc nonsense. Air conditioning was coined for the process of combining moisture with ventilation to "condition" and change the air in factories, thus controlling the humidity that is necessary in textile plants.
>>152867379It's a coping mechanism.
carey the grub trying to sabotage green's MOTS chances
Based Carey keeping the tension up.>>152867376Understandable because Carey was 80% down the pitch and Green wasn't even past the crease. No-one was at the bowlers end stumps as well so it would have had to be a side on direct hit.
after this, when's real cricket on again?
>>152867399>bunny for the leg glancethat is me at the beach
>>152853988>>152853988>>152853988>>152853988
>>152867411tonight!
GONE GOTTEMGONE
>>152867379Try me
They need to relax and just make it on boundaries
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>turn on air conditioner>fan starts running, water starts leaking outWhat the fuck is this? This isn’t an air conditioner at all.
Carse is pure class
>>152867383>poop on streert>pee on pooptoilet
>SCG best pitchShitney redeemed?
>>152867405correctbut the idea was still around just never named as such for millennia
did skull just spit at that single?
>gone posting with 18 runs leftI know it's the last or 2nd last thread of the series but come on m8.>>152867421>hit three sixes>win in 3 balls
>>152867421thanks healy great input!
>>152867411WTC final
GONE GOTTEM FUCKOFF GREENY YOU FUCK
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carey is a fucking queer
Might have to turn a second wall on
>>152867429We couldn’t use electricity back then, which was part of the patent. So it isn’t the same thing.
Im more of an evaporative cooler guy desu
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF THE PITCH GREEN
Carey just got some kid run out on the woolworths ad
going to turn the sun down a bit, getting a bit too warm
>>152867424Your air is conditioned, whether you like it or not
bless you skull, you didn't blow my ear drums at all, it's all good mate
jeets vs peewees next test NVM
Australia would be the GOAT country if Summer didn't exist. MUH SUN, MUH BEACH CULTURE. Fuck off. Winter is king.
more an air shampoo chad, me
Yeah cold beers for me lads
>>152867442an idea can be around without the tech to make to make it happen lad
>Fujitsu bloke comes round to install the new aircon>builds a wall
>>152867427Many are saying this
rate the new air conditioner lads
>>152867458it's a no-test series thougheverbut >we play the bongs in June I think
gottem-poster having a melty to end the series lel
>omg a run out nowlol
Are you blokes looking forward to hearing Alyssa Healy's commentary on Fox Cricket for the next 20 years?
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>>152867459Summer is fun for about a month imo but it drags on way too long, lasts until april here in perth
>>152867467Looks like it breathes alright
when does the t20 wc start?
https://www.reddit.com/user/thefunmilf/Why are Australians like this?
>ask Daikin bloke to install an air conditioner>it has a fan and water in it
can't believe the gimmicks we missed out on by bashir never playing
Should get to scores level and then every bloke runs himself out and we get a tie.Does that makes it 4-2 or 3-1
>>152867459Based slowcooking and Sunday Roasting chad
Rahul "The Airconditioner" Dravid
NEED a quick 5 wickets like I need oxygen
>>152867473she'll have a career ending pregnancy first
>>152867467Is that a load-bearing air con?
>>152867467very tasmanian, very nice
>>152867464>>152867467kek
>>1528674893-1-1
>>152867459>I hate summer[translating]>i have a shit rig
Fox Cricket might become DAZN Cricket thoughbeit
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>>152867459>if Summer didn't existsounds like New Zealand might be more your speed mate
>>1528674893½-½ you literal spastic
>>152867499Should include draws, so 3-0-1-1
>>152867487That’s not an air conditioner at all. An air conditioner can’t have a fan in it.
>>1528674893.5 - 1.5
>>152867502It's easier to keep warm than it is to keep cool
>>152867488english players are picked on whose names can be best used as a pun
>>152867470oh lol my search AI is retarded of course it's just ODI and T20 its in bindia after all
>>1528674893-1
Gonna miss shitposting with you lads until next summer
>>152867506t. Wellingtonian
>>152867491kek
>The Fujitsu bloke comes over>It's Mark Taylor
>>152867459I'd be fuming too if I had walls for an air conditioner
>>152867502not him but my rig is ok besides my core which sucks kek
>>152867509my bad
>>152867508>t. chess nerd
Is it good if my mates call me mud guts?
5 quick wickets here and i reckon england might have a good chance of coming out the better of the two sides when the dust settles
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do you think carse makes women smell his socks before he roots them?
>>152867523Same here, cheers lads
>>152867530your rig is your core mateno one cares about your legs
>>152867529lol
>>152867528Why does Mark Taylor call those air conditioners when they have fans and water in them? They’re not air conditioners.
When poms get flogged in the Ashes do they take it out on their wives like they do in the soccer?
>>152867523Based blowie summer casual blown in from Facebook and twitter
Carse nikes are falling apart, chink shit
Good morning ladsThink I've got another squitty diarrhoea poo in me but at this point, it's over.
Reckon Arse was one of the best memes of the test
i need a joe root i need some travis head
no brain no pain lol
webm on that toe please.Kinda erotic.
All in all you're just another brick in the airconditioner
7 runs till this beautiful genny is rid of you blowie tards
7
What happened to Potts?
Englol only brings one pair of shoes
>>152867543No, they ask their wives to turn on the aircon. And they mean it to sting.
>>152867539imagine some bird from noose lying down with her legs spread at the crease and then copping the toe up her gash as it shoots through the end of the shoe
Take Greens wicket now
6 to tie7 to win
>>152867561kek
>>152867539any knowers? is that aircon?
>>152867559He doesn't take wickets and leaks runs
>>152867543Only when it's in England.In bed now innit.
arse outshags the whole pozzie team combined
well this was a boring ending
>>152867544Im here every summer
>>152867559he got flushed down
>>1528675672 runs and 5 wickets to tie m83 to winand 2 and a bit more sessions to draw
>>152867557Im just pretending to be a retard mate. Will be back next test end of this year
*taps the sign*
BASED GREEN HE'S THE BEST PLAYER AND DESERVES A SPOT ON THE PEEM
>>152867561It isn’t an aircon if it has a fan and water in it or if it connects to 12v from a car. Understand cunt?
*hits the winning runs*that'll be 18 more months in the test side thanks
need cam green wicket here just for lulz
Green hitting the winning runs would be a travesty
3
>get scores level>take a cheeky bye to the keeper to win the game
>Cam Green wins the Ashes for Australia, his future is bright
Cam 'the Breaker' Green
>>152867587he looks like a nonce
Greenlingz..... he's showing hiz potential......
>>152867587>4.17be's the batting average
>>152867591i am begging for thiswant BBW to hit the winning runs
Hit racism for 6
That dive was pathetic
>>152736277>>152736277>>152736277
CAM GREEN WINS THE ASHES
>Does nothing all series>End the series>Be's in team for the next decade
what's Baz thinking right now lads?
It's been fun, see you guys next Ashes. Or maybe next big England Test series, who knows.
The Brisbane Heat Pumps
>engluish fielding
>carey hits a two>england throw it above Greens head for 4 no-balls so he can't hit the winning runs
>>152867578Always was going to be.Would've been better if DRS gave out Weatherald and Labuschagne got caught earlier.Would've had 20 more runs to defend.>Game overWas fun lads. Bye.
>ball limps towards the boundary>England does nothing???
Casuals actually go to the game.
Kez better hit the winning runs. This fuckhead doesn't deserve it.
Ez gameEz life
>>152867589That's also what they tell their wives
Thank fuck that's over now I don't have to pretend to like Cricket till next summer
>>152855799>>152855799>>152855799Alright lads, back we go.
YESSSSS CAREY GOT THE WINNING RUNSGG POMS 4-1
ggwp EnglandThanks for showing up and giving it a go.
>ashes over alloted doomposting time will be extended to 3 hours for today
>best English team in 20 years>loses 4-1
Been an honour lads. Even the kiwi blow-ins.
>>152867636>still 1 month until SoO>still 2 months until the season startsfuarkkk
>ashes is over>to smart for BBL>not gay enough for AFLWhat now?
>>152867616"i should've rooted more birds"
Handshakes all round lads. Great series in /cric/. In fine form as usual
>green takes two stumpsdoes he deserve a memento?
>green took two stumps
A fitting farewell for /our guy/
>>152867648I just go into hiding until next summer
>>152867616>might quickly look at the back page for the answer
That went by too fast
>>152867644Could've (and should've) easily won Perth and Adelaide.Would've won 3-2.
>>152867648League, mate. Man's game.
see you poofs next test series
rest in piss ben stokes
>>152867648Just become a little gayer
>>152867655>>152867656this will be his last test so let him have them
>>152867648baseball start up again soon lad, WBC and then Spring Training in Aprilget it in ya
>>152867655>>152867656One for Uzzie
>>152867616if only we bazzed harder
At least it wan't Green
will mccucklum be fired now?
Does the SCG pavilion have a fanless, waterless air conditioning system?
>>152867663>t. Ian Roberts
>>152867664>august is the next aussie test seriesjust kill me now
>>152867663This, the closest man's choice
>>152867648The tenny is always the answer.
>>152867682>1st test victory down under in over a decadeNah m8. Another 10 year contract
>most tests probably go for 4 days on average>Perth and Melbourne only went for 2 each>robbed of 4 days cumulative >essentially robbed of a whole test match length
>fat bird in training gear recording a videoI don't know enough about Women's cricket to make a joke about one of the players being here, someone else do it for me.
>by the time the next ashes is here everyone on /cric/ will be Indian Albo you dog
more like mickcullumcause he's a fucking memekek gottern
>>152867663Majority non-white.
>4 more years until aussie ashes seriesunironically ngmi been good lads love ya
>>152867686By definition, they would have too.
>England fans are the best in the world.>Why?>Because they sing the same song 8 hours a dayThey're still singing the same fucking song.
>>152867699India super power saar
The Barmy Army are the most delusional fans in the world
ben stokesmore like ben holioakes
>>152867697Business idea. Test series, but you have to play at least 20 full days of cricket.
>>152867694AO up soon
>>152867694thisit's a pretty good setup desu, longest drought of the year is already over (start oct-early dec)in dec you have tests/bbl, then aus open starts, then a few weeks before your winter sport of choice
Australian ashes are boring desu.England Ashes is where the kino is and that's only a year away.
>albo wears disguise to avoid the Jewish mob baying for a Royal Commission
>>152867699not sure that /cric/ will even exist by then mategoing the way of the dodo innit
I took the fan out of my “air conditioner” and now it doesn’t work at all, what the fuck happened?
IMAGINE HOW HARD THE CAPTCHA IS GOING TO BE NEXT SUMMER
>>152867716(In a stereotype accent)BUT THEY ARE RIGHT PROPA MEN'AL INNIT LAD
Reckon I could outhit Khawaja.
>>152867581Based consistent blowie summer casual blown in from Facebook and twitter
>>152867648Darts.
been waiting for this for 2 years and its already over???? where the fuck does the time go
Doing a big barmy army iykwim
>>152867731pop it in the wall lad
>>152867686The main bar in fact does not have any style of air conditioning. Truly a brutal place to drink
Well, we could all watch the Plunket Shield together?
this has been my first /cric/ and it's been a pleasure, I got some (you)s and a few keks along the way, will treasure these times
See you ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__VQX2Xn7tI
>No Test cricket until MayCan't wait for more grire /brit/zoloid blogposting
>>152867743It’s on the wall. It had a water line too, which I cut. The landlord is going to cop it for putting me in a house without an actual fanless, waterless air conditioner.
>>152867751ZOOMER BLOWIE OUT
>>152867720A test match where both sides get 3 innings each
god bless england. much better commentators and good vibes from the army. see you next ashes and hope you get better
>>152867745It's actually painted? I thought it was computer generated.
cheers gents
>maybe in a suit like Howiefucking hell he is going to be a voice in comms in ~ a year's time
>>152867552But I don't have any Cameron Green to spare
>>152867764BethGOD will be captain next Ashes down-under
Can't stand summer casuals. Can't wait till we go back to daily classic /cric/
>>152867758Air conditioners are supposed to have fans and water.
cameron green>all rounder>batting average - 24.42>also got a few wicketsusman khawaja>specialist batsman>batting average - 25.14>no wickets>demoted to comfy middle order positionwould koala be dropped for the next series if he didn't cope with retirement?
>>152867766It’s painted at the start of play every day
>Ashes: retained>Wind: switched to the west>Fires: burning away from my house>Bag of Crunchies: opened
>test series started 48 (forty-eight) days agowhere the fuck does the time go
>>152867780Not enough Zachy posts for you?
>>152867726Trvke
vale usman khawaja
>>152867781No, you fucking retard. That makes it an evaporative heater. See >>152866410
i'm so old
>>152867785>Walls - Air Conditioning
>you must be the middle order batsmen I selected
>>152867728That's russell crowe
Underneath the southern cross I stand
>>152867782Probably, although the selectors would be genuinely concerned that if they dropped him then he would accuse them of racism
Does this count as part of the Ashes?
One last champagne less celebration. Thank god, I need to see my alcohol fly
postmaxxing? who is this the best day ever?
>>152867782100%he wasn't going to be selected in the 3rd(?) test but only got back in because smith was a late out
Based skull>uzzie playing golf and ruining his back saved the series by allowing head to save Australia>uzzie was useful after all
>>152867772He's definitely begging for it
love you lads. if it wasnt for /cric/ i honestly would talk to someone for days at a time
>>152867794That guy is a massive retard, then. If you think an air conditioner cant have fans or water then you need to kill yourself.
>>152867804most stressful week of matt page's life inbound
>>152867804>historic 150th anniversary test>pink ball testjust not cricket is it
>>152867782He wouldn't have played the 3rd test without the injuries, and would have got dropped for the 4th test if it was still live.
>just loaded up a stream and fox sports have alyssa healy on comms you niggas are paying for this shit?? LOOOOLchannel 7 wins by default by being free and double without that tripe. dont care about ads during overs aint listening to that shit
>>152867828
love are Isa
>15 minute interview with the worst opening batsman in world cricket who got shoved down the order instead of dropped because hes brownFUCKTHIS
>>152867823should be a timeless test on an uncovered pitch
Ussie just said the game does not discriminated against anyone?
>Crowd on the groundSOUL
Big Buckets MoTM?
>>1528678334 ball overs
kino letting the crowd on the pitch though ngl
>>152867830must be insufferable living with someone who acts like this. everything has to be an act. i don't know how starc does it.
>>152867830god i hate sports womenthey've all got heads on them like racing tadpoles
>>152867846yeah id be looking for grass seeds and grow some scg grass in a lottle pot
Remember when uzzie did a dab? hes ok with me
who is the most likeable cricketer and why is it Travis Head?
>>152867850He’d better have a fanless, waterless air conditioner.
>>152867813racistand not wrong
>Starc MotSCorrect call.
trav probably the most decent bloke on the pozzie team
STARCGOD
>>152867846people had picnics on the scg when this happened
>>152867830sculled a pot's worth what a fuckin hero
>>152867833>>152867842>buys tickets to day 8>test finished within 2 days
STARCGODTARCGOD
>>152867856Nathan Lyon, very courageous to abandon his family like he did
Isa breathing rather hard during this interview where she needs to look up.
>>152867830Holy cringe
>>152867878she was creaming herself yesterday when she interviewed bethell and couldn't even finish saying his first name
>>152867874>sinking all of my money into day 12 futures
imagine making her isa guha
Good test gents, aussies remain the best. time to raise a toast. cheers
Imagine making sweaty, curry smelling love to Isa in a hot room with no fanless, waterless air conditioner.
Looking pretty dry when interviewing Stokes.
>>152867830She looking kinda nice here though. Id do it
>>152867899K I N O
>>152867899>england was still missing catches with this field setup
>>152867830Why is this kinda tuff
>>152867909GOTTERN
>>152867899amongus
>>152867830imagine her necking you down iykwim haha
>>152867898is jeet genes are raised in england on an english diet, which plays the greater role on pussy stank?
Now with the series over ASIO and the ASD can stop messing with the snicko and ball tracking and get back to work.
46 outside. Walls are cranking.
please stop making lewd comments about Isa thanks lads
Might call the brickie up to fix my ac
>>152867929kek
>>152867926If an Indian doesn’t eat curry for a week they start to peel.
Don't see anything wrong with her desu
>>152867936fucking hell she looks 50
>>152867929based port augusta resident
>>152867929There had better not be a fan or water in those walls, because that just isn’t air conditioning.
>>152867941it turns you into a stranger things goblin?
>>152867944He could do so much better.
>>152867944she's basically a bloke
classy Smudge
>>152867949Riverland
CHAMPIONS
>green and gold jizz all over the teamwhat did they mean by this?
>Todd Murphy up thereHumilation ritual
Any /brit/ man in? Need more Aussies in there.
>No champagne celebration because of Khawaja
Where's the little urn?
I’ve got an air conditioner tech coming out this afternoon to fix my air con. I won’t mention the fan or water line, but if he tries to put a new fan on it I will make him rip the whole thing out and put a real air con in.
>hisland not even mentioned
When's next test?
>root got his century>brook didn't>khawaja out the door>head became the new goat opener>green in the bin>stokes broken>archer brokenhappy with these results
How many beers will travis drink tonight?
>Khawaja expects to be given a commentary jobBit presumptuous, mate.
>>152868003Fkn saved. Ty based Freeman
Why didn't they play Bethell in the first 3 tests?
>>152868002>Green in the bino i am laffin
>>152868008would be racist not to give him one
>>152868003cheers for the webms man goated series of posting tbqh
>>152868003AUSTRALIA JUST RETAINED THE ASHES REPLICA TROPHY
>>152867988Based. Make the landlord pay for it. His fault for putting a fake air con in in the first place.
anyone know which country currently holds the Ashes?
>>152868003Good work lad
>>152868016Missed the last two tests with busyness. Hopefull next Ashes I have less of a handful
>>152868025<3
>>152868020Peru, now that we've beaten England we'll meet them in the finals.
>>152868020Hi Aotoreoæ! The one that is committing genocide against its native population. Hope this helps!
TRVKE: Nepalbro is a significantly better yankflag poster than seb
>>152868020new bangladesh
THE URN BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
>>152868034actually that answer doesnt help at allboth England and Australia are doing this.
>>152868036controversial opinionits like comparing bowlsmen to batsmen
>>152868003>not flicking that pink hat shit for a baggy greengrim
That BBL ad just gave me a seizure
>>152868050Bowlsperson and batsperson
>>152868048White people are not native to England.
Can we all still hang out or nah?
>>152868000New Zealand then Pakistan in England from late JuneAustralia's next tests are>Home against Bangladesh in August (2 tests)>Away to South Africa in September (3 tests)>Home against NZ (4 tests) December-January
>>152868064Proto-Welshman
>>152868070grim
>>152868070
Steven Peter Devereux Smith
one of my favourite artisanal images posted this Arshes
Anyone baking?
>>152868068yeah mate, send us a dm
>at the pub>bloke at the bar orders 3 schooners >yell out "heyhey! Hes got a hattrick, on his birthday!"
>>152868092what for? last thread of the summer
>>152868070that series against SA will be giga
>>152868098>no one laughs
its over no more test cricket im lost
>>152868098KEK, this could be the post that saves /cric/
>>152868102So you're baking?
>>152868104I did
NO ONE ELSE BAKE
Luv me cricket Hate England Luv me Ozito toolsSimple as
>>152868103I hope the players bring their wives with them. Ngidi, Rabada and Bavuma will be too busy to play if they do.
>>152868092will do when this reaches page 6 or 7
>>152868107Only other time I feel this dejected is when the football world cup is over...
>1000 posts in an ashes thread/cric/ is dead
>>152868124and not a single englishman postingjust zachy, who absolutely loathes cricket
surprised aussies dont call aircon something retarded like the blower
>>152868123There’s a footy World Cup? Australia would win easy.
Has Smith got a family or does the autism gene die with him?
>>152868133Air cons dont blow because they don’t have fans in them.
>>152868133Blowers refers to a radio
It is so hotIf the power goes off its over for me
>>152868153>house collapses
>>152868150what the fuck is a radio
>>152868153I have solar, no blackouts here.
>>152868153based me six 272 kilogram life chad
>>152868163You need a battery as well don't you
>>152868133You mean the froster?
>>152868150No, it’s a phone. Radio is a wireless.
Why is Glenn Mcgrath called Pigeon?
rip high country
>>152868134there is but australia isn't allowed to participate
>>152868171They can’t be a froster as they do not have water in them.
>>152868178why not?
>>152868180I wouldn’t want to watch it then.
>>152868179Will Desi be ok?
I understand why starc married Alyssa simply to have some elite cricketing genetics but its bizarre that they havent started having kids yet as that's really all she's good for. Ugly and intolerable
>>152868178he shoots a lot of them
the ashes went too quickI dont want the cric fun posting to end
wasn't aware bethell pulled a fit blonde tart in noosa
>>152868208They're trying to force Autism
>>152868133just call it a chilly bin iykwim haha
>>152868208going to wait till shes well and truly dry to start attemptingthen an immaculate conception will occur that stuns scientists
Reckon Punter gets tired of looking up nostrils and seeing nose hairs?
>>152868238>Smith batting tendencies with Starc bowling abilitiesE L I T E
imagine the healy/starc combination with the power of smith's autism.would be unstoppable.
now what do i do
No bacon?
>>152867787time passes so fast for me these dayssometimes it's good if i have to deal with something annoying/wait for something but then i realise it's january 2026 and i freak out
Yes, I do know who currently holds the ashes.
>>152868297the thrills of getting older lad
>>152868280https://youtu.be/pvvdEaVE3GI
back to having almost nothing happening in my life already bored
>>152868280im going to be productive at work for a few weeks
>Marn saying he was run outMarn, come on now, you did this to yourself
>>152868280no projects on the go, la?
>>152868350nta but i literally have too much to do on my projects that im kinda overwhelmed
>>152868356crisp me trying to navigate my 1000 tinder matches and girls constantly asking for my number at clubs
>>152868365>>152868365>>152868365>>152868365its time
Im meant to be studying but its so hot even with AC i dont want to do shit
>>152868377If it has a fan or water then it isn’t an AC.
