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im going to dump luke rockhold on his neck
I'm gonna take a dump on luke rockhold
rumors about rockhold signing to powerslap
When is power slap on next?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=346TqIwy8vQ
>>152870169no idea
i can see this slapping getting big
this still up?
>>152876019slow day. no fights til this weekend
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
>>152876894>k1 still alivecant be real
k1 legends
Jon Jones vs Bayman at the white house
>>152877018they need to book it now before a promotion like ONE does
>>152871492not if talent keeps leaving for ONE and PFL
>>152877644ONE doesnt have a slap division.
>>152879182they should have one
>>152879285why? no one watches it
>>152879342it has millions of views dude..
>>152879378bots! prove real people watch it! why wont they put it on network tv????
>>152879399youre so wrong its comical hahaha
>>152879399They can put it on my nutwork boioioioioing
UFC is cool so very cool the very best fithterrs
>>152879492these guys are warriors
>>152879455VICE TV?
>>152882852yeah the news network
Tom Aspinall blind ranks British cuisine
>>152869932Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
the fights have returned
>>152883491influencers are so quirky i love it
https://youtu.be/xVZmSvVAqWI?si=pz_e62ewz3YnR3pU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRd3N1Bw03w
>>152883621walkout to it at the apex
Retired combat sports athlete and British youtube influencer Tom Aspinall
Saw a dead dog on the side of the road today. Reminded me of Tom Aspinall. Sad
>>152883689dats abit heavy m8 u burned the image tomuh peepers
if he did find a way to knock jones out, all while DC is denied a win at any level, there would be comedy.
>>152883647I would gladly knowing I'd probably get heemed in the end
yuh yuh i tealked 2uh dana nuh heuh sayid "get betta, do wut yuo gotta'do" n i seaid yuah m8 dats muh plean i wunt tah be atah hundrood pre-percent'tah b4 muh return
>>152879455eh... oh yeah. huh huh huh huh
BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH>rape spin
my neighbor is breaking stuff like war machine outside. cops will be called by snitch lmao
>>152883722tuck your tin, shuffle shuffle and throw and overhand right. no one will want to touch your wrestling
>>152883750go and tell him to cut it out
>>152883771
When's the next PooFC?
>>152883849emmett?
heeminder the horse gallop was for the stipe fight that jones gave permission for DC to commentate
>>152883858
>>152883827i did. this is just the first fight, i expect a trilogy with these cocksuckers. trying to dump illegally on my property. NAH FUCK THAT
>>152883884very disrespectful
>>152883885i thawlt the whole point of whatever amendment was to avoid these kind of incidents
>>152883890We're all Charlie Kirk.
>>152883895only laws i follow are the ones jon jones follows. none. laws are for slaves and bones is free
>>152883896finna charlie the kirk and wipe my erika
Laddahmurcy!
We're all Chael P. Sonnen
*heems your butthole*
>Francis came up to me, grabbed me by my collar and said "Y'all want a single, say fuck that (fuck that)Fuck that, fuck that (fuck that)Y'all want a single, say fuck that (fuck that)Fuck that, fuck that (fuck that)"
>>152883942https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyFlW_bOg-Q
>>152883918thats how you separate yourself in the tough world of womens mma
>>152883993big fan of boston! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eXIOK2vOhM
>>152883993Do any of these people listen to the lyrics of RATM songs?
>>152884011RATM is exactly the kind of music I'd expect a billionaire on the board of Meta to listen to
Jondaddy been coming in hot with the trvkes recently
no savages in the paramount era. check yourself trust fund fighters
why must the wonk make everything gay
Clozapiggy loves to squirt and squeal for he Jondaddy!
>>152884272Factual post.Lil' dead mommy sorrow piggy been extra hangry witout he BLACK DADDY...
>>152884248you begged to spitshine the somalidaddy’s schlong after he finished squirting ya momma with Mogadishu milkies albeit
>>152884248Ya Spamdaddies are here.Oink for ya dead mommy and twerk ya boiminge for ya Somalidaddies.
im scared
>>152883689Saw a pig split open on a spitroast and it reminded me of Clozapig's mom.
This thread is deader than Pigzin and Clozapig's mom.
Dookie Dan couldn’t grapple a rapist off his mom. Clozapig would join in. Levels.
>>152869900Paddy gonna retire Hooker
Clozadeadmommypig
Clozaeatdapoopypizzaoffthemaggotmingepig
Farted myself awake.Smells like Clozapig's mom.
If you leave out poopy pizza and Somalidaddy Mogadishu milkies out for Christmas.Santa Clozz will oink down your chimney and twerk its boiminge.
Clozapig's mom was so fat it died.
>>152884404*chimney must be mobility scooter accessible
Clozapig is a fat nonce with a stinky dead mommy wrapped under its Christmas tree for Somalidaddies to unwrap and shit on.
Eat da poopy pizza bruders!!!It dulls the sorrowful pain!!!Oink oink!
Where Clozapig mom fat ass at
Oh!!!Oh!!!!The sorrow!!!!
Where's orphanpiggy?The Somalidaddies are waitin'...
Clozapig's parents killed themselves after they saw it sniffin' and snackin' on its dying grandaddy's bedpan I'm afraid.
Who is "clozapig" and why does Chris Curtis come here everyday to post about him
>>152884479>>152884479Clozafeast couldn’t resist the delectable deathbed dingleberries from his decomposing daddy either
>>152884496Factual post I'm afraid...
>>152884378
Took a wicked Clozapig's mom today thankfully a ghost wipe.
>>152884511Pigru just sat there and laughed at the idea of a fellow piggy getting raped KWAB!!!
>>152884511hooker should fuck up the main event and give him a cut. start the paramount era off right
heres the good news, WE DO NOT FOLLOW THEM
Here's the good news.Gaped-1 and Pigzin are deader than Clozapig's mom.
>>152884567They got ya tweakin’, troonin’ and goonin’ I’m afraid
lets go
>>152884599Smokin' on dat Clozapig mom pack!
Dan Hooker really said 97 wasn't enough
>>152884599Don't do it OG!
>>152884567I'm afraid Zion Don and Comrade Starmer do follow them. And so do you.
>>152884727Grok is this real
Gaetthje is good but not Paddy good.
>>152884727Why is nick wearing booty denim shorts?
>>152884772
Nick got insanely close to the truth about BJ's dumpy Polynesian clone they tried to pass off as his mother. And much like BJ they one flew over the cuckoo's nested him
bj penn is a literal bum
damn jesse ventura looks like santa klaus these days
>>152884810Shuddup
>>152879492He puts all this effort into making an funny le meme about the prates heem, and he leaves out the most memorable part of the heem- Peeon laying on his back smiling.
>>152883771I would unironically 100% take a poke in the eye with my eyelids closed, over letting someone get a free kick to my liver.
>>152884835ouch! that frickin' hurt bud
he is though he lives out on the streets in between jail stints it is what it is bappa
the gypsy minge escapade has backfired in a very predictable manner
>>152884908Anytime I want to have sex, I simply close my eyes and imagine sex happening and it accomplishes the need without tainting the body in sin.
>>152884983Clozapig just waddles over to its rotting moldy mother.
>>152884983Anytime I want to have sex I have to core out an kiwi or orange, warm it up and coitus it
>>152884983taint and sin look to be the least of my troubles bruder
wonk nose freak
Juddy the Guddy
Sucky the Fucky
Parappa the Rapper
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>152885007Please stop forging Clozapig's dead mommy's signature.
Im standing hear waiting to fucking hand the guy some paper towles to dry his hand and he looks at me while using the urnial and just pisses all over the floor and walks out. Who does that? TGIF
>>152885094Someone call Clozapig to slurp it up!
Whatup playa
Yeah I jacked off a Taiwanese boy whatup
>>152885109
WE cannot follow THEM
>give me the fraudster Paddkat RecordmonovSOON
"audit" "ari emmanuel" "thoroughly" hh
>Marty heeming Meng happened 5 fucking years ago
>>152885237Aridaddy got ya Somalidaddy crusted boiminge in a twist, huh?
>>152885237Clitler uses was/were pronouns same as your decomposing daddy I fear
>>152885237Why do you awlays say hulk hogan after your words? Respectfully
>>152885319Its Friday night so the dead mommy sorrow piggies are extra maggoty and lonely I'm afraid...
>>152885328the hulkster never died brother
>>152885340
Have you even said 'Thank you'? Have you said 'Thank you' one time since Ari bought the UFC?
so poatan lefted our girl? what a shame!
>>152885400AGPoatan is missing mouthing he Daddysanya’s chocolate missile sadly
>>152885400he left merle years ago
>>152885417>>152885421thank you reply have a nice friday:)
Sweden hello god belss
*posts up in the corner*I never found Full Moon Features to be a company of note but as I aged I would see myself turning to their work whenever I wanted a relaxing, comfortable experience. Too often we focus on the grand spectacle of major productions or the intricacy and depths of performances in dramatic pieces when the core of our love for film, the root experience that pulled us in in our youth is cheap slop with topless blondes.
Any heem on this weekend? I have a dream...a dream of heem
In an on sight matchup in the hallways of an event or something Dooker definitely beats the shit out of Paddy even though he'd lose in the cage, if they both saw each other and started tardswinging the ball is in Dook's court fer sher b.
>>152869946God I miss strikeforce
>>152885667bum central
>>152885663What’s the child’s name?
>>152885703Jonny Johnson
>>152869946peak mma era, before it became sportslop
>>152885720Gott bless fedor
dont check r/mmababes guys...
>>152885720he beat that wonk back to wonkistan
>>152885815Ewwwww grasso is on there with her big deformed HGH head looking like an ugly freak. God that bitch is chopped.
>>152885815FOK YOU OI WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL-oh me bloody eye that really 'urts that does
>>152885815Where's Blanch?
>>152885959you can't feed pearls to pigs big dog
Well it was twenty years ago today
Who won the exchange?
>>152886001Jessica "Big Brown" Eye
>>152886001Here we go EvilHere we go
>>152886008*Clap Clap*Raped Mom!*Clap Clap*Raped Mom!
>>152886008Well he had to resort to a situation neither of them were in control of for a gotcha fireback so i'll go with St Paddy
Dan wasn't there to protect his mom because she had sent him to the store to buy her cigarettes and Penthouses
Dan Hooker is a hero on heem and I won't hear another WORD of disrespect towards him.
>>152886001fuck it, would
Dan Hookers mom is a victim
>>152886113So is yours, I fear
>>152886008mma has turned into drill suddenly where is akademiks someone get ak on the phone right now
>>152886123thats england thought
>>152886132Someone get akhmed on the phone so he can leave ya moldy mother soaked in somliarrhea
Hooker was her last name not her... Oh. Minor misunderstanding. My bad.
>>152886144you are replying to a pork averse individual in your post
Who scolded you with a kettle?
you can ignore finland, sweden and 3/4ths of all UK posters and remove the schizophrenia from the thread. Chills.
>>152886278no one watches boxing b take it to reddit
>>152886278poof
>>152886008>RIP RickyRick Turcios is dead?!?!?!?! :(
If Paddy pulls off a win (he won't) and Hooker beats BSD (probably won't) then Paddy can call for his first defense to be Hooker (will never happen so why even post about it).
>>152886310not your best work sneed
>>152886304Because he also said it's ON SIGHT now for this individual, meng.
Goatse has full blown AIDS and one foot out the door yet retarded Americans are still picking him
he said on site thougheverbeit
>>152886344sweden is also picking gaethje and probably mexico too
I picked Paddy.
real ones know it's a draw
@grok take this picture of jamiroquai and turn him into the UFC fighter dan hooker but then make him black
>>152886347Good. You know not to (you) your betters. Keep your eyes looking down at the floor when you address me.
>>152886344because paddy the faggy on his best night is michael johnson tier who garth beat on his worst night. this is going to be another Dustin vs BSD reminder that even a flushed top 5er will still nuke a meme prawlspect. Justin is chinning him.
>>152886506Lil bros doing mma algebra
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767975089512638.mp4
paddy vs hooker TUF smashes. win/lose/draw they can make that, or ALF will
>>152886655Shut up, nigger.
>>152886659>euro fag music crying?check>oversized food?check>cameraman?checkwhat a moment. what a time. this guy is an influencer? never seen him fight
>>152886655has paddy faced michael johnson or jim miller? didnt think so. hes been protected, and isnt valid. mr. gaethje will prove that
>>152886506UFaggotCucks better hope paddy wins. They already lost total legitimacy in the MW (no contenders at all), LHW (still trying to push that bum kickboks faggot perro and that weeb bum jiri) and HW (champ is a bitch quitter) divisions. There ain't much left and if an up and comer gets heemed by an old half spic nigga it'll all come crashing down.
>>152886669Don’t sign your posts
>>152886301RIP Ricky Martin. She still bangs b. I'm wasted btw.
>>152886506michael johnson has a better resume than paddy thoughbeit
>tfw no good fights ever
so much tape on justin gaethje by now that paddy is going to finish him in 1 strike
>>152886760This is your champion??? MMAggots, hespain yourselves
>>152886715>if x - then it will all come crashing downyou just... dont get it do ya b?
>>152886778the tape has been there for a decade. its taken these guys to finish him:>alvarez>poirier>khabib>chuck>max
>>152886827Powerslap is the only thing keeping teh brand alive, I fear
>>152886827tj grant and pat healy got fucked
>>152886836Paddy did more damage to Cuckler in 2 minutes than shartles did in 25
a retired tj grant out grapples paddy
A overwhelming UD decision is more impressive than a sudden KO in an equal fight.
i'm not a redditor so i don't care for women mma, why does the mma community simp so hard for tracy cortez?
>>152886860have you seen what chandler goes home to? he wanted to be out cold to get some sleep
Wanted to post a "Garth legendary D1 wrestling" meme but it seems like he was an All-American despite only having a 5-2 record (!?) and apparently he had a close match with Jordan Burroughs.
What about that black tie aussie mma promotion? Maybe not black tie but high production and the audience are mostly sitting at dinner tables in the dark and there's red and purple lighting. When's the next one of those ? Surely a non cazzie knows what im talmbout
>>152886836>garth has great power Is the most retarded meme ever. If you can’t finish Eddie chinless Alvarez you don’t have power
>>152886864faggots. you have a title contender dressed in drag normalized because its their ((culture)). nah that shits fucking retarded but everyone gets a participation trophy now. retarded as fuck? here is a parade for you.
>>152886882I never watched his college wrestling tape but apparently he had no offensive ability and all he did was counter wrestle and escape
What da hell....
>>152886890he suffocates. its wrestling but the striking/blind version. it works when he cant see and goes full retard. when he got his eyes fixed it all went downhill
>>152886901Sounds like he can become hampion 6 month in Thailand and forget
>>152886506Why do Brits always have the absolute worst fucking MMA takes lol. It’s ridiculous how consistently wrong you lot are while being ultra confident and thinking you know the sport better than everyone else
>>152886827>2014 post>Nobody cares about Mighty MouseMMA REVISIONIST XISTERS. HOW DID THIS SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS? GET THIS TAKEN DOWN BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY
>>152886919
>>152886754>rating the guy who has 1-2 good wins and a bunch of losses to elite fighters over the guy who is undefeated UFC SEC football fan detected
>>152886937records don't matter anymore
>>152886936This reminded me that by the end of the month Paddy and Aspinall will be champions while America has none
>>152886901He had this weird but awesome escape against Chandler and the one time he tried to shoot he ended up eating Fizievs ass. Mr aggression starting as a counter wrestler is interesting.
>>152886985>two interim champs who fight once a yearBeastly
>>152886746
>>152887042can you post the funny bryce mitchell talking really fast one.
poatan really hit it and quit it on tracy cortez
never go full Chama
>>152886001What am I looking at?
>>152887125>knocks everyone out>humps all the girls>2nd most beloved fighter besides Jiri ProchazkaYeah, let's go for that.
And Poatan did fuck my girl Yet I'm still here rambling about an eagles rebirth
"Tom is a lying scumbag." -Dana White
Where everyone go
>>152887321to Big Bear
goyFC
Chaddy is going to retire Justbin
>>152887321Everyone's jerkin it to Eye's hairy undercarriage
Alex Pereira relationship speedrunHe goes through women like a kid goes through candy at halloween.
One thing is for sure: Tracy must have bogus pussy or else Alex would have hung about longer
evil chama use jungle cock magic to steal womans
We're so fucked mma bros.... Our reddit personality darlings... Our brazzas....
King Green beat FizeevFizeev beat GarthGarth beats PaddyPaddy beat King Green its called science
>divorce called off one week before paddy/gaethje for the interimhmm curiouser and curiouser
>>152887780wait what? gimme the qrd you heemnigga
>>152887668so he’s gonna book a fight now instead of sitting out for another 6 months?
The CIA replaced this man's family with imposters and people think it's funny??
>Polyana, Tracy Cortez, probably the baby mama he is trying to hide He seems to have a type.How does Merle fit into all of this?
>>152887556He probably expects his gf to do everything he says. He's not ready for American women
wonky
>>152887847MI6 replaced my family with a bunch of Sussy Bakas from the hit game Amongus, and you don't find that funny? Not even a chuckle?
I'll take on all of you
wonked outta your crooked face
Giorginabros... We got too cocky.
