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im going to dump luke rockhold on his neck
I'm gonna take a dump on luke rockhold
rumors about rockhold signing to powerslap
When is power slap on next?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=346TqIwy8vQ
>>152870169no idea
i can see this slapping getting big
this still up?
>>152876019slow day. no fights til this weekend
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
>>152876894>k1 still alivecant be real
k1 legends
Jon Jones vs Bayman at the white house
>>152877018they need to book it now before a promotion like ONE does
>>152871492not if talent keeps leaving for ONE and PFL
>>152877644ONE doesnt have a slap division.
>>152879182they should have one
>>152879285why? no one watches it
>>152879342it has millions of views dude..
>>152879378bots! prove real people watch it! why wont they put it on network tv????
>>152879399youre so wrong its comical hahaha
>>152879399They can put it on my nutwork boioioioioing
UFC is cool so very cool the very best fithterrs
>>152879492these guys are warriors
>>152879455VICE TV?
>>152882852yeah the news network
Tom Aspinall blind ranks British cuisine
>>152869932Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
the fights have returned
>>152883491influencers are so quirky i love it
https://youtu.be/xVZmSvVAqWI?si=pz_e62ewz3YnR3pU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRd3N1Bw03w
>>152883621walkout to it at the apex
Retired combat sports athlete and British youtube influencer Tom Aspinall
Saw a dead dog on the side of the road today. Reminded me of Tom Aspinall. Sad
>>152883689dats abit heavy m8 u burned the image tomuh peepers
if he did find a way to knock jones out, all while DC is denied a win at any level, there would be comedy.
>>152883647I would gladly knowing I'd probably get heemed in the end
yuh yuh i tealked 2uh dana nuh heuh sayid "get betta, do wut yuo gotta'do" n i seaid yuah m8 dats muh plean i wunt tah be atah hundrood pre-percent'tah b4 muh return
>>152879455eh... oh yeah. huh huh huh huh
BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH>rape spin
my neighbor is breaking stuff like war machine outside. cops will be called by snitch lmao
>>152883722tuck your tin, shuffle shuffle and throw and overhand right. no one will want to touch your wrestling
>>152883750go and tell him to cut it out
>>152883771
When's the next PooFC?
>>152883849emmett?
heeminder the horse gallop was for the stipe fight that jones gave permission for DC to commentate
>>152883858
>>152883827i did. this is just the first fight, i expect a trilogy with these cocksuckers. trying to dump illegally on my property. NAH FUCK THAT
>>152883884very disrespectful
>>152883885i thawlt the whole point of whatever amendment was to avoid these kind of incidents
>>152883890We're all Charlie Kirk.
>>152883895only laws i follow are the ones jon jones follows. none. laws are for slaves and bones is free
>>152883896finna charlie the kirk and wipe my erika
Laddahmurcy!
We're all Chael P. Sonnen
*heems your butthole*
>Francis came up to me, grabbed me by my collar and said "Y'all want a single, say fuck that (fuck that)Fuck that, fuck that (fuck that)Y'all want a single, say fuck that (fuck that)Fuck that, fuck that (fuck that)"
>>152883942https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyFlW_bOg-Q
>>152883918thats how you separate yourself in the tough world of womens mma
>>152883993big fan of boston! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eXIOK2vOhM
>>152883993Do any of these people listen to the lyrics of RATM songs?
>>152884011RATM is exactly the kind of music I'd expect a billionaire on the board of Meta to listen to
Jondaddy been coming in hot with the trvkes recently
no savages in the paramount era. check yourself trust fund fighters
why must the wonk make everything gay
Clozapiggy loves to squirt and squeal for he Jondaddy!
>>152884272Factual post.Lil' dead mommy sorrow piggy been extra hangry witout he BLACK DADDY...
>>152884248you begged to spitshine the somalidaddy’s schlong after he finished squirting ya momma with Mogadishu milkies albeit
>>152884248Ya Spamdaddies are here.Oink for ya dead mommy and twerk ya boiminge for ya Somalidaddies.
im scared
>>152883689Saw a pig split open on a spitroast and it reminded me of Clozapig's mom.
This thread is deader than Pigzin and Clozapig's mom.
Dookie Dan couldn’t grapple a rapist off his mom. Clozapig would join in. Levels.
>>152869900Paddy gonna retire Hooker
Clozadeadmommypig
Clozaeatdapoopypizzaoffthemaggotmingepig
Farted myself awake.Smells like Clozapig's mom.
If you leave out poopy pizza and Somalidaddy Mogadishu milkies out for Christmas.Santa Clozz will oink down your chimney and twerk its boiminge.
Clozapig's mom was so fat it died.
>>152884404*chimney must be mobility scooter accessible
Clozapig is a fat nonce with a stinky dead mommy wrapped under its Christmas tree for Somalidaddies to unwrap and shit on.
Eat da poopy pizza bruders!!!It dulls the sorrowful pain!!!Oink oink!
Where Clozapig mom fat ass at
Oh!!!Oh!!!!The sorrow!!!!
Where's orphanpiggy?The Somalidaddies are waitin'...
Clozapig's parents killed themselves after they saw it sniffin' and snackin' on its dying grandaddy's bedpan I'm afraid.
Who is "clozapig" and why does Chris Curtis come here everyday to post about him
>>152884479>>152884479Clozafeast couldn’t resist the delectable deathbed dingleberries from his decomposing daddy either
>>152884496Factual post I'm afraid...
>>152884378
Took a wicked Clozapig's mom today thankfully a ghost wipe.
>>152884511Pigru just sat there and laughed at the idea of a fellow piggy getting raped KWAB!!!
>>152884511hooker should fuck up the main event and give him a cut. start the paramount era off right
heres the good news, WE DO NOT FOLLOW THEM
Here's the good news.Gaped-1 and Pigzin are deader than Clozapig's mom.
>>152884567They got ya tweakin’, troonin’ and goonin’ I’m afraid
lets go
>>152884599Smokin' on dat Clozapig mom pack!
Dan Hooker really said 97 wasn't enough
>>152884599Don't do it OG!
>>152884567I'm afraid Zion Don and Comrade Starmer do follow them. And so do you.
>>152884727Grok is this real
Gaetthje is good but not Paddy good.
>>152884727Why is nick wearing booty denim shorts?
>>152884772
Nick got insanely close to the truth about BJ's dumpy Polynesian clone they tried to pass off as his mother. And much like BJ they one flew over the cuckoo's nested him
bj penn is a literal bum
damn jesse ventura looks like santa klaus these days
>>152884810Shuddup
>>152879492He puts all this effort into making an funny le meme about the prates heem, and he leaves out the most memorable part of the heem- Peeon laying on his back smiling.
>>152883771I would unironically 100% take a poke in the eye with my eyelids closed, over letting someone get a free kick to my liver.
>>152884835ouch! that frickin' hurt bud
he is though he lives out on the streets in between jail stints it is what it is bappa
the gypsy minge escapade has backfired in a very predictable manner
>>152884908Anytime I want to have sex, I simply close my eyes and imagine sex happening and it accomplishes the need without tainting the body in sin.
>>152884983Clozapig just waddles over to its rotting moldy mother.
>>152884983Anytime I want to have sex I have to core out an kiwi or orange, warm it up and coitus it
>>152884983taint and sin look to be the least of my troubles bruder
wonk nose freak
Juddy the Guddy
Sucky the Fucky
Parappa the Rapper
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>152885007Please stop forging Clozapig's dead mommy's signature.
Im standing hear waiting to fucking hand the guy some paper towles to dry his hand and he looks at me while using the urnial and just pisses all over the floor and walks out. Who does that? TGIF
>>152885094Someone call Clozapig to slurp it up!
Whatup playa
Yeah I jacked off a Taiwanese boy whatup
>>152885109
WE cannot follow THEM
>give me the fraudster Paddkat RecordmonovSOON
"audit" "ari emmanuel" "thoroughly" hh
>Marty heeming Meng happened 5 fucking years ago
>>152885237Aridaddy got ya Somalidaddy crusted boiminge in a twist, huh?
>>152885237Clitler uses was/were pronouns same as your decomposing daddy I fear
>>152885237Why do you awlays say hulk hogan after your words? Respectfully
>>152885319Its Friday night so the dead mommy sorrow piggies are extra maggoty and lonely I'm afraid...
>>152885328the hulkster never died brother
>>152885340
Have you even said 'Thank you'? Have you said 'Thank you' one time since Ari bought the UFC?
so poatan lefted our girl? what a shame!
>>152885400AGPoatan is missing mouthing he Daddysanya’s chocolate missile sadly
>>152885400he left merle years ago
>>152885417>>152885421thank you reply have a nice friday:)
Sweden hello god belss
*posts up in the corner*I never found Full Moon Features to be a company of note but as I aged I would see myself turning to their work whenever I wanted a relaxing, comfortable experience. Too often we focus on the grand spectacle of major productions or the intricacy and depths of performances in dramatic pieces when the core of our love for film, the root experience that pulled us in in our youth is cheap slop with topless blondes.
Any heem on this weekend? I have a dream...a dream of heem
In an on sight matchup in the hallways of an event or something Dooker definitely beats the shit out of Paddy even though he'd lose in the cage, if they both saw each other and started tardswinging the ball is in Dook's court fer sher b.
>>152869946God I miss strikeforce
>>152885667bum central
>>152885663What’s the child’s name?
>>152885703Jonny Johnson
>>152869946peak mma era, before it became sportslop
>>152885720Gott bless fedor
dont check r/mmababes guys...
>>152885720he beat that wonk back to wonkistan
>>152885815Ewwwww grasso is on there with her big deformed HGH head looking like an ugly freak. God that bitch is chopped.
>>152885815FOK YOU OI WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL-oh me bloody eye that really 'urts that does
>>152885815Where's Blanch?
>>152885959you can't feed pearls to pigs big dog
Well it was twenty years ago today
Who won the exchange?
>>152886001Jessica "Big Brown" Eye
>>152886001Here we go EvilHere we go
>>152886008*Clap Clap*Raped Mom!*Clap Clap*Raped Mom!
>>152886008Well he had to resort to a situation neither of them were in control of for a gotcha fireback so i'll go with St Paddy
Dan wasn't there to protect his mom because she had sent him to the store to buy her cigarettes and Penthouses
Dan Hooker is a hero on heem and I won't hear another WORD of disrespect towards him.
>>152886001fuck it, would
Dan Hookers mom is a victim
>>152886113So is yours, I fear
>>152886008mma has turned into drill suddenly where is akademiks someone get ak on the phone right now
>>152886123thats england thought
>>152886132Someone get akhmed on the phone so he can leave ya moldy mother soaked in somliarrhea
Hooker was her last name not her... Oh. Minor misunderstanding. My bad.
>>152886144you are replying to a pork averse individual in your post
Who scolded you with a kettle?
you can ignore finland, sweden and 3/4ths of all UK posters and remove the schizophrenia from the thread. Chills.
>>152886278no one watches boxing b take it to reddit
>>152886278poof
>>152886008>RIP RickyRick Turcios is dead?!?!?!?! :(
If Paddy pulls off a win (he won't) and Hooker beats BSD (probably won't) then Paddy can call for his first defense to be Hooker (will never happen so why even post about it).
>>152886310not your best work sneed
>>152886304Because he also said it's ON SIGHT now for this individual, meng.
Goatse has full blown AIDS and one foot out the door yet retarded Americans are still picking him
he said on site thougheverbeit
>>152886344sweden is also picking gaethje and probably mexico too
I picked Paddy.
real ones know it's a draw
@grok take this picture of jamiroquai and turn him into the UFC fighter dan hooker but then make him black
>>152886347Good. You know not to (you) your betters. Keep your eyes looking down at the floor when you address me.
>>152886344because paddy the faggy on his best night is michael johnson tier who garth beat on his worst night. this is going to be another Dustin vs BSD reminder that even a flushed top 5er will still nuke a meme prawlspect. Justin is chinning him.
>>152886506Lil bros doing mma algebra
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767975089512638.mp4
paddy vs hooker TUF smashes. win/lose/draw they can make that, or ALF will
>>152886655Shut up, nigger.
>>152886659>euro fag music crying?check>oversized food?check>cameraman?checkwhat a moment. what a time. this guy is an influencer? never seen him fight
>>152886655has paddy faced michael johnson or jim miller? didnt think so. hes been protected, and isnt valid. mr. gaethje will prove that
>>152886506UFaggotCucks better hope paddy wins. They already lost total legitimacy in the MW (no contenders at all), LHW (still trying to push that bum kickboks faggot perro and that weeb bum jiri) and HW (champ is a bitch quitter) divisions. There ain't much left and if an up and comer gets heemed by an old half spic nigga it'll all come crashing down.
>>152886669Don’t sign your posts
>>152886301RIP Ricky Martin. She still bangs b. I'm wasted btw.
>>152886506michael johnson has a better resume than paddy thoughbeit
>tfw no good fights ever
so much tape on justin gaethje by now that paddy is going to finish him in 1 strike
>>152886760This is your champion??? MMAggots, hespain yourselves
>>152886715>if x - then it will all come crashing downyou just... dont get it do ya b?
>>152886778the tape has been there for a decade. its taken these guys to finish him:>alvarez>poirier>khabib>chuck>max
>>152886827Powerslap is the only thing keeping teh brand alive, I fear
>>152886827tj grant and pat healy got fucked
>>152886836Paddy did more damage to Cuckler in 2 minutes than shartles did in 25
a retired tj grant out grapples paddy
A overwhelming UD decision is more impressive than a sudden KO in an equal fight.
i'm not a redditor so i don't care for women mma, why does the mma community simp so hard for tracy cortez?
>>152886860have you seen what chandler goes home to? he wanted to be out cold to get some sleep
Wanted to post a "Garth legendary D1 wrestling" meme but it seems like he was an All-American despite only having a 5-2 record (!?) and apparently he had a close match with Jordan Burroughs.
What about that black tie aussie mma promotion? Maybe not black tie but high production and the audience are mostly sitting at dinner tables in the dark and there's red and purple lighting. When's the next one of those ? Surely a non cazzie knows what im talmbout
>>152886836>garth has great power Is the most retarded meme ever. If you can’t finish Eddie chinless Alvarez you don’t have power
>>152886864faggots. you have a title contender dressed in drag normalized because its their ((culture)). nah that shits fucking retarded but everyone gets a participation trophy now. retarded as fuck? here is a parade for you.
>>152886882I never watched his college wrestling tape but apparently he had no offensive ability and all he did was counter wrestle and escape
What da hell....
>>152886890he suffocates. its wrestling but the striking/blind version. it works when he cant see and goes full retard. when he got his eyes fixed it all went downhill
>>152886901Sounds like he can become hampion 6 month in Thailand and forget
>>152886506Why do Brits always have the absolute worst fucking MMA takes lol. It’s ridiculous how consistently wrong you lot are while being ultra confident and thinking you know the sport better than everyone else
>>152886827>2014 post>Nobody cares about Mighty MouseMMA REVISIONIST XISTERS. HOW DID THIS SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS? GET THIS TAKEN DOWN BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY
>>152886919
>>152886754>rating the guy who has 1-2 good wins and a bunch of losses to elite fighters over the guy who is undefeated UFC SEC football fan detected
>>152886937records don't matter anymore
>>152886936This reminded me that by the end of the month Paddy and Aspinall will be champions while America has none
>>152886901He had this weird but awesome escape against Chandler and the one time he tried to shoot he ended up eating Fizievs ass. Mr aggression starting as a counter wrestler is interesting.
>>152886985>two interim champs who fight once a yearBeastly
>>152886746
>>152887042can you post the funny bryce mitchell talking really fast one.
poatan really hit it and quit it on tracy cortez
never go full Chama
>>152886001What am I looking at?
>>152887125>knocks everyone out>humps all the girls>2nd most beloved fighter besides Jiri ProchazkaYeah, let's go for that.
And Poatan did fuck my girl Yet I'm still here rambling about an eagles rebirth
"Tom is a lying scumbag." -Dana White
Where everyone go
>>152887321to Big Bear
goyFC
Chaddy is going to retire Justbin
>>152887321Everyone's jerkin it to Eye's hairy undercarriage
Alex Pereira relationship speedrunHe goes through women like a kid goes through candy at halloween.
One thing is for sure: Tracy must have bogus pussy or else Alex would have hung about longer
evil chama use jungle cock magic to steal womans
We're so fucked mma bros.... Our reddit personality darlings... Our brazzas....
King Green beat FizeevFizeev beat GarthGarth beats PaddyPaddy beat King Green its called science
>divorce called off one week before paddy/gaethje for the interimhmm curiouser and curiouser
>>152887780wait what? gimme the qrd you heemnigga
>>152887668so he’s gonna book a fight now instead of sitting out for another 6 months?
The CIA replaced this man's family with imposters and people think it's funny??
>Polyana, Tracy Cortez, probably the baby mama he is trying to hide He seems to have a type.How does Merle fit into all of this?
>>152887556He probably expects his gf to do everything he says. He's not ready for American women
wonky
>>152887847MI6 replaced my family with a bunch of Sussy Bakas from the hit game Amongus, and you don't find that funny? Not even a chuckle?
I'll take on all of you
wonked outta your crooked face
Giorginabros... We got too cocky.
Why would he post something like this now?
>>152888114>takes a picture with his best weapon, eye poke fingers
Good thing it happened that fast. relationship with T City's bitch could never be good.
Gonna ship Poatan and Angela Hill
>>152888284Angela Hill is big white cock only I'm afraid
Paddy Pimplett: I would never talk about someone's family, that's crossing a line I don't want toPaddy Pimplett 5 minutes later: Dan Hooker couldn't grapple a rapist off his morher
>>152888498scousers aren't known for their IQ
>>152888498How else was he supposed to convey Daniel Hookers deficiencies in the grappling department?
shalom mr joshua
>>152888617Wow at this angle it looks like Joshua Van and Alexa Grasso are the same height
>>152888114Psychological mental torment. Control. The Art of War. Levels.
>>152888662..maybe
>>152888617>>152888738is 559 mma worth watching
>>152888674Tom has actually been trolling Gane this whole time. Running his name through the mud calling him a cheater making video after video about his eyeball damage and surgery. All while sitting on his heavyweight championship dragging Gane out longer and longer, people talking about a fight with Poatan and everything else is mind games of the highest level. Gane doesn't even know if or when he will ever get to fight Tom again.
>>152888755the ring girls should be showing ass, and friday night fights are always appreciated. if you have the time and like mma why not. if they suck well, they sucked lol.
>>152888759
US citizen, former fucking veteran, disabled veteran, you wanna come at us? You wanna come at us? I say go get yourself some lunch, big boy. Go ahead.
Greetings. Gane is Great.
gane gave tomala brown syndrome LOL
>>152888824Oh boy, lunch time!
Tom just shit his pants and there's nothing Gane can do about it. #ganepwned
Ready for WMMA
Gonna need a lot more respect from people around here
>>152888759oh he's gonna fight him. or ELSE.
>>152888930bok bokbokbok bok
>>152888971>Turns you chinesehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1766828174586804.mp4
>>152888930Hoenstly? Respect
grappling rapists is for bitchmade fake ones. for me, it's raping grapplers
>>152888930*pats you on the head*
>>152888930
BoKnowsBros... Rockhold cooked us I'm afraidhttps://x.com/MMAJunkie/status/2009737769195561245
Wander the dale, Silva.
>>152886919>>152886754>>152886715The brit is right, Paddy took Tony to a decision with an exposed gas tank, you have to be a casual to think paddy is a legit prospect
paddy pimblett fights with his chin exposed hands down and eyes closed and is fighting justin gaethje
Gaethje fraud checks that bum, no way Paddy can stand with him and bongistan has no wrestling.
>>152889276Paddy broke his hand knocking Tony down in round 1. It’s important to factor stuff like that into picks or you end up with retarded takes like “Whittaker will destroy Khamzat because he looked bad fighting Usman with a broken wrist” Paddy barely looked tired after mollywhopping Cuckler for 3 rounds.
Bo vs Rockhold
>>152889276why are niggers attracted to women who are literally obese?
>>152889309…
>>152889276No idea how ass men exist.
>>152888824/mma/ won
>>152889343if you've never heemed a real wmma on their back holding their hips you'll never understand
people who think that Jared Gordon beat Paddy need to accept the realityvery much like all the people who "beat" Jon Jones, he went on to win and win after that fight and the "winners"? they went on to lose So even if we pretend that the loss was a win, it still doesn't matter
>>152889333Yes that's god awful wrestling, thank you for illustrating my point.
>>152889368that's not why people think justin will chin the cunt
>>152889366How am I supposed to suck her titties in such a position?
>>152889369…
Do you think Paddy will describe fighting gaethje as being in a carcrash?
>>152889393she's on her back bappa i make sure to give both cigars a bite but the feeling of holding proper love handles is second to none
>>152889329>college bumrockhold rnd 1 ko
>>152889407Grappling is not wrestling dumbass caz
>>152889213Hey mate can you stop impersonating me please?
Rockhold became a world championYou know who never touched a belt? Chael sonnen
judgement day is coming for you
Nobody cares about this thirdie wrestlefuck sport anymore.UFC peaked and ended with McGregor. Stop making these threads.It’s over.
>>152879492funny how the people that have put the most work into this creative stuff and got really good at it are simultaneously the most tasteless thirdworlder faggots imaginable, completely unable to create anything worthwhile.
>>152889422My bad b I misinterpreted wmma on her back as having the dominant position on the back of a wmma.
France tends to heem England for instance:Gane beat aspinalGSP heemed binspingThe french mob heemed Arnold allen
>>152889446That was after he got taken down by an undersized striker coming off knee surgery
>>152889492This is the second or third time he's made a similar joke. Major boomer energy and this is the Era of the Boomer so I have to go with Allen over Silva by finish.
Honestly was gaethje ever goof?
>>152889490no worries b but in the given context you'd easily understand how pear shaped contenders fare well and have a large fanbase
How would she have done in the UFC?
>>152889529dwlwte this you goof
In hindsight, Gaethje probably threw the Khabib fight.
>>152889529He is a crafty vet, he had lot of dogfights, yeah he is good
>>152889573Yeah in a real fight he uses his elite ground skills to sub khabib from the bottom
>>152889606You don't have to be more skilled than your opponent to throw a fight.
Gaetje is a bot scones. Paddy Pimblett is a ruggig bifoga
>>152889606wow there's no way gaethje won that fight
85% of fights are fixed according to Luke Thomas
>>152889647?
>>152889654I'm surprised he found time away from ball washing minorities to say that.
Paddy doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell of beating Gaethje this Saturday.
Luke Thomas forcing his fists into his pubic fat pad struggling to jack off his small bright pink cock with two hands
>>152889695?
>>152889697Jon Anik: MIXED! MARTIAL ARTS!
Dana the bald fat goy deserved what Francis did to him.
>>152889716?
Francis is>african>"""economic migrant""">from Africa>rootless cosmopolitan>CTE'd>AFRICANand people still chose to believe him over Dana. Probably the same people that call Dana a greedy jew while they reflexively run to the defense of a literal welfare leech lottery winner
>>152889674he said "85% of the fights are fixed, because the Whites dont want the browns to win."fuck luke thomas he is a race traitor and gives vets a bad wrap TOTAL FAGGOT
crazy how Anthony Joshua died next to the girl Francis killed on his moped
>>152889795He thinks they rig it for whites to win? Why wouldn't they have made Colby champ, then?
>>152889803yeah man
>>152889838colby is not of pedigree stock
Holy fuck Indiana - this is gonna be a rape
>>152889925>colby turned down a free belt and chose to fight for itBased I knew he was pure.
>>152889974colby is also respectable for fighting at his god intended weightclass to his detriment but it ends pretty quickly after that
Gaethe and Michael Chendler? Went to war. Paddy? Raped the very same, Michael. Raped him in their fight. So, one guy goes to war, the other guy goes to rape. Rape is not permitted in war but soldiers still do it, think about that
>>152890017I'm not ashamed to admit that Colby was my Great White Hope. The entire lead up to the first fight with Usman was cringe kino. And they had mirror image records of each other at the time.
>>152890053?
hey man nice punch
Gaethje has been sharpening his tools.
Paddy has been looking unstoppable for his last 1 fight. Here's how a Russian person pronounces his name: Pedgy Pimblat
Daddy's home.
Girikhanov vs Chimaev
y'all niggas real life retarded
>>152890155I swear this shit was coordinated to line up an easy defense.
Sorcerers don't get knocked out
Even if Paddy somehow flukes Gaethje, Ilia Topuria will slime him out by years end.
Paddy is destined to face TOpuria. You think Gaethje stands a chance against fate?
>>152890194Topuria is never fighting ever again
LIGHTER MAN SKILLhttps://youtube.com/shorts/yUjK_ZoSrFA?
>>152890238good. fuck that loser wasnt even good
>>152890160>>152890186>>152890209I left this general months ago, came back and you're still doing this. Every day, all year round. I GENUINELY wonder what kind of pathology this is.
WHERE THE FUCK IS POWERSLAP 18
>>152890342?
What are your fight predictions for me vs my wife tonight
>>152890442I'm thinking you're going to sleep early. I think you'll do fucking nothing.
>>152870255Watched some random youtube doc last night and this chinese nigga was some kind of kung fu master.
>>152890342There are more than two of us here you know. At any given moment.
I do not believe in the multiple Swedens theory. Why would there be more than one Sweden?
>>152890342>>152890359>>152890713>>152890732
>>152890767I'm also skeptical
>>152890650Your mom vs me is on the prelimsWe agreed to grapple no standup
>>152890799That's uncalled for b my jabs were tame Strickland-esque even
>>152890850I'm nervous bro I'm sorry *hug*
>>152889733buh buh buh daneh come here now
>>152890767Why wouldnt it?
Arman making deals with Jews to get that title shot
me to spammy haters
>>152891000Blud is never gettin that title shot on god
me to spammy lovers
>>152891170>hands down protect yourself at all times
>>152891170Me on the right
>>152891200you tanked that shit!
>mfw when i see an italy post
>>152891170Who is spammy?
>>152891243WOOOOOOEWWWWW!
>>152891255He passed away
>>152891000Naaaaaah wtf this blud? Random ahh blunt rotation yeezy ass
>>152891237Nah fuck taht!!
>>152891563>eats u
>heems in 20 minutes>considering going to bed (at 8 PM local)tips for beating old age?
>>152891600is live
Bo bros....not like this
>>152891722oh damn wtf my timer was offfucking timezones man
I got a bad confession /heem/Just watched an old adcc event, got a boner and signed up for classes at a gracie barra gym
Reposting screenshots of Twitter posts by MMA Joey on 4chan on a Friday night.
>>152891818cancel it out. YOU CAN TRAIN USING THE INTERNET! FUCK THEM
>>152891769bout to end the HW fight. five more to go, hitting the corner store. no womens fights so might miss some
https://kick.com/adinrossWE ARE LIVE
>>152891013te voy a matar hijo de puta
The MMA Incel Freak just did an entire piece on this
>>152892024we don't talk about ourselves in the third person here
Guru is about to wrestle arman lol
>>152892035Turn your monitor on
>>152892024stop posting my real name mate!
mmaguru had them both shaking scared
Monumental aura loss for the MMA GuruJoey would not have gotten bitched that bad
>>152892050I'll turn your mom on
heem is dead and we killed it
wtf are you retards watching?
>>152892173Kill yourself faggot.
mmaguru looks like a groupie in the back seething
that was actually a really good recovery
>>152892187you're really watching that shit? I thought you retards were joking
Adin mogged guru bad shoving his fat ass out the way kekw
I hate these retard wrestlersGrind out 30-27 decisions but do zero damage and zero submission threats because they're too afraid to risk anythingToo bad the Paramount contract basically guarantees this boring ass style is the way forward for MMA
>>152891170Guy on the right looks like that dude from invader zim
Bow down to your God
poor mma shamu sitting in the back with ramen stains on his shirt
>>152892398So I'm assuming arman just choked out guru or something idk I don't watch nogtrash
>So I'm assuming arman just choked out guru or something idk I don't watch nogtrash
>>152892636sick beardlike a modern day gimli
we cannot follow them
>3:15 AMLooks like you did
good goyim watching zoomie ross *rubs hands*
>>152892835Adin is honorary, newfag
>>152892870>honorary noble of you to stand alone as your own individual. shut the fuck up faggot enjoy your influencers lmao
>>152892906Adin isn't just any influencer. Literally one of the sharpest minds of our era.
>>152892636We don't post selfies here
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>152886001if she just shaved that shit. it would be alright.
>>152892601>>152892543guru just wearing the wrong shoes, that's all.
>>152892976Hoo?Wher?Hao?
>>152893170He's sleepy and going to bed
Wow mma guru couldnt take down one of the best fighters in the world currently in their prime as a random untrained non fighter while trying it randomly for content without any training or professional instruction of how he might even do it. How embarrassing for him.
po lil guru he fat and gay and now raped as well
>>152893218>MMA Guru: the LHW and HW division makes me feel like I could have a shot in the UFC
Payton Talbott allegedly sent Aiden Ross a image of his testicles in response to being invited on stream
>>152893218Guru is like a 300 pounder
>>152893170
MMAJoey when he faces a UFC fighter:
>>152892398>>152892543Are weight classes a meme
>>152893218>Wow the 6'4" 300lb mma guru couldnt take down one of the best fighters in the world that competes at 155 lbs currently in their prime as a random untrained non fighter who watches mma fights for a living while trying it randomly for content without any training or professional instruction of how he might even do it. How embarrassing for him.
>>152884727Nick Diaz at UFC White House confirmed
canacuck you forgot the soijak
Guru was protecting the business. Stuff like this helps casuals understand that MMA fighters are on another level even when they look retarded.If 300 pound hoss Guru couldn't take down Tsarukyan, it makes a guy like Islam look really good for pulling that off. And now everyone who was competitive against Islam looks good too. This is a concept known as jobbing or 'doing the job'
>>152893380Clean
Thought this guru cat was supposed to be based but he goes and soft shoes for some brown criminal on stream in a humiliation ritual? Hope the money was worth it you rotten peach of a beast.
>>152893218>Wow mma guru couldnt take down one of the best fighters in the world currently in their prime as a random untrained non fighter while trying it randomly for content without any training or professional instruction of how he might even do it. How embarrassing for him.
You guys got any palns this weekend
>>152893571RAF 05
>>152893571get caught up on politics/mma with luke thomas. im hearing something about this minnesota lady trying to run over a brazillian? luke will fill me in and tell me what to think
>>152893571Gonna kill myself
>joe soto, walk us through itOooh Maaann
>>152893665
Arman's armenia mafia family extorted Guru and forced him to throw their spar. Look in to it. It was in california
>>152893468Islam Arman never happened
>>152893913Arman grew up om a ghetto and his father was a construction worker, him being born rich was just a joke that spread and midwits believed.
>CHADru letting an ugly midget get a W so he can feel a little better about himselfHumble, handsome, buff, hung, kindHe's the whole package
Arman = BatmanGuru = Clayface
"construction worker"
>>152891968y
>>152893962>his father was a construction workerYes similar to how Tony Soprano was a waste management consultant
i'm thinking a GODru thread is in order
>>152894039make it now or regret it forever
>>152893962"Construction"
>>152893974i dont understand his draw. is it being tubby what draws faggots to watch influencers, or is it the ungroomed beard? what happened to normal looking people, or is he just british, and thats how they look? this guru guy has night media written all over him
>>152894124>tubbyhe doesn't know...
>>1528941241. He's kind of racist but not fully out the closet, instant chuddy audience 2. He's had several viral rage moments where he said off the cuff wild shit
>>152894132i dont follow the influencers. their opinions are all rehashed shit, and they use me for ad money? nah fuck that he is tubby
>>152894124He’s one of the only youtubers that doesn’t pretend that leg kicking and wrestlefucking are entertaining
>>152894133>1so he remembers the holocaust. got it >2ah so a grifter
adinWgood streamPrayers to JJ
Do we still have mma or has it finished? If so good.
I would watch guru more enthusiastically if he wore a huge diaper, ate and drank himself sick and had poo poo power hour where he shits all over the place while squealing like a 500 lb hog
>>152894160>hour of stake
>>152894263>>152894263
