reffies editionbefore on /hoc/ >>152879405
>>152882473Are you trolling me? ON THE INTERNET??????
>>152882473
>>152882487what sick person would do such a thing?
>>152882487>#87 ANON CHAN, 10 MINUTES>GAME MISCONDUCT
The >sn8s don't have their first round pick this year because of the Dadonov shit lmao
knights won bros
trade alberta and saskatchewan for washington oregon and alaska build a road from churchill to fairbanks and put a few hockey teams way up there i think is fair and it would show some goodwill on garys part too
>>152882493
>>152882487op here, tbqh i also posted the fake newi fake scarrrpost often toogary can't catch me
>>152882499With Finns you win
PUT THE BISCUIT>suomalaisetIN THE BASKET>voitat
>>152882454>also that I feel that the cultural zeitgeist might be headed towards something that looks more neutral. At least more like a shared set of social precepts that everyone can effectively live it, rather than the kind of atomized society that the last 10 years of 'culture war' have brought us to.You're completely off target on this. We're in an age of unreason and it's just going to get worse.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767939174667833.mp4
Hello please do not believe fake stories started by internet trolls about the Ottawa Senators
>>152882533what about the rest of the League?
marchand was out today because he boned tkachuk (brady) mom
My penguins (:
is the ullmark stuff true
>>152882543do they all have different moms?
>>152882548yeah my dad works for the snes
Linus knows everyone in the leagues road wife is. he will leak the information
>>152882501
>>152882548Yes. He is confirmed to have sucked a couple of penises in the team showers
>>152882560what are his demands?
finally got that thing out my teeth bro's popcorn will kwab ya
>>152882568Sens management must start using Linux
>>152882562>TALKING BACK
>yfw you cant bang hot single milfs because of an obscure sw*edish goalie
do you guys think trips is gonna bury oba
What is Gary going to do in this situation? Give the #1 pick to Nashville of course :) >oh it was just pure happenstance and mathematics of the ball machine :^) Better luck next time winnipeg, vancouver, and calgary.
>>152882548No but I’ll pretend it is anyways
Dustin Wolf has started all four Calgary games in January so far. He's given up 4 goals in all 4 contests and is 0-4.
>>152882609He should try to look bigger in his net
>>152882609he can't solve nu-chas
>>152882609>fl4mes
>>152882609>our guyis 3 in 3 in january
>>152882609It's his team's fault
>>152882609even the players are getting exposed by the captcha
>>152882617Why does he look so tiny
>>152882609lol
well boys Our Sennies didn't win tonight but Rome wasn't built in a day
What was the moment in Sens history that got the respect from /hoc/?
>>152882659respect is a strong word anon
>>152882664Ok. What was the moment in Sens history that gain the support from /hoc/?
>rags
why do so much burger flags cheer for the >snes and >lames?why do so much leaf flags cheer for >shnorks and >dunks?is it a western sex thing?
>>152882659Karlsson lob pass to Hoffman.
>>152882666for not being the >laffs
>>152882682cap itlolirados/hasbs scf 2026
>>152882682the score app has found a way to get worse year over year for about 6 years running. blows my mind
>>152882675Because Hockey is a Canadian thing and Americans obviously know this. Cheering for a passionate team is more fun than a soulless fake gary built team. But heres the problem, Americans quickly find out that Toronto and Vancouver and even Edmonton are some of the gayest places on planet earth and they can't justify ever being associated with those retard cities so whats left? Well you have Calgary Flames, Senators and Jets so people will take their pick from those three.
>>152882692it still does exactly what I want. I like the highlights it sends me.
>>152882675Shit posting
>>152882682Everytime I look at Google for sports scores it’s all fucked up
I liked the sharks as a kid because teal and grey is a baddass color scheme. Just like Buffalos jerseys when they were red and black. It looks really cool when you do it right and not all queered up like carolina
>>152882693i"m not into that nugen /hoc/ gay thing>>152882705makes sense>>152882710vpn off anon
Last thread had way too many non Albertans in it. Hopefully that isn't the case with this thread. Non Albertan canadians are the the worst hoc posters (followed by australians)
>>152882693Winnipeg is the seattle of Utah hockey clubs
>>152882717I don’t use vpns
>>152882732unlike trb
>>152882548nothing ever happens
nobody has ever had sex
i had sex in the summer for the first time but ive been a gooner for years and im in great shape so i jackhammered her for an hour and she kinda just laid there for the second half. i thought i did really good but we havent done it again. i actually think sometimes i was just better than her at it and she doesnt want to compete
>>152882746just be yourself anon
undefeated at sex adding that one to the resume
>>152882754most women just lay there
>>152882693What about Habs? Where do they fit into this?
>>152882755They banned me for a month for posting a black girl doing this (mods are racist)
>>152882781a couple of burger fans here and therebut i buy the shitposting theoryeast being best, no one dips their dicks in the division
>>152882784finna hoop?
>>152882784me tooi just persevere
>>152882764i have been defeated a few times at sexi would have my girlfriend ride me and i did whatever i could to not blow my load but it was too powerful and she extracted my cum right from the source into her body just as god intended and she knew she beat me too one of the best defeats a man can experience
>>152882819i could take her on if you think shes up for the challenge
>>152882819you are so cool for having sex dude congrats
it makes me sad that the hot girl from the sum 41 video is probably close to 46-48 years old now
women my age look like shit it's grim
women are the gary of genders
>>152882926Just like my islanders
>>152882956true
watching the stone cold interview with cvv
>>152883024marks and bischoff get exposed and btfo in that
>>152883054KWAB
eating crackers
>>152883075we don't say anti-white racial slurs here nor do we practice cannibalism
eating vanilla midgets that can't make it with the wolves
those cruiserweights can cruise or wait
>cruiserweightsyep got dang those little niggers can move fast as hell like macho and poncho
>>152883109acknowledging this promo
>>152883082speak for yourself
lmao world wrestling entertainment literally turned to shit when they put the belts on those two midgets Guerro and and Benoit.
>>152883131kill yourself
>yuro hoursgary allowed a french hat trick tonight
>>152883131thanks tedlook what happened to the business
>>152882514uncanny
kek he just called priests wearing their getup "wearing their gimmick"
shawn won
>>152883154true bret screwed bret and i'm tired of pretending he didn't
wrestling is super gay
>>152883161true we're a sports entertainment genny
>>152883154you know mutts will be out of the *lympics for invading another cunt right?
>>152883154won gayest magazine
remember when Stone Cold Austin beat up Brett Shitman in a street fight and then Brett had to be taken away in an ambulance and he was all put in a stretcher like Mike Modano and then once they put him in the ambulance Stone Cold attacked him again. that was some good shit
>>152883168cope
>>152883171ahh yessir
i have a flu so my mommy is bringing me food :]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7yLbfNywhI
>>152883166i would like more of these comparing flannel wearers of different nations.the olympics won't do anything though. too much ad money comes from the states.
anyone have the rock auschwitz avenue promo
>>152883187>stone cold ruleslel
>>152883189i dont do AIi do science
>*bangs on the glass*
>>152883210SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>152883202lmao why is that one island belong to Nunavut and not Ontario?
>>152883215it's so funny that players actually are pressured into shooting by the fans all yelling shoot
>>152883222checkedit belongs to Québec
Stone Cold is a certified zamboni driver
>>152883224boomers are always entertaining at hockey games
Jerked off so much that my balls are numb
>>152883224Tom Wilson worked that guy into a shoot
>>152883232he just talked about that because he bumped the ring but didn't want to fuck the zamboni up because it's somebody's job to drive it
>the cerebral assassin
>>152883237what did you jerk off to?
>>152883243*bows down*
>>152883222all the islands up there are part of nunavut even if they're extremely close to the mainland. i assume it's because they're worthless.
>>152883245Cam whores
>>152883236>IM BLIND>IM DEAF>I WANNA BE A REF
these guys are cam whores too
fraid so
>>152883154
stone cold said shawn is 1A and eddie is 1B
>>1528832722B is a fine ass slut
pat patterson screwed bret
>>152883305KWARB
>>152883268Tell Lucic where to hide his telephone
>Leo Carlsson sucks now>Elias Pettersson sucks now>Jesper Bratt sucks now>Markström sucks now>Landeskog is injured now>Hedman is injured nowOur Olympic team is completely fucked. Might as well crash out in the group because there's no way in hell we will even medal.
>>152883321william karlsson is also ded unfortunately
>>152883321hey your butt buddy norway doesnt give a flying fuck about hockeytake the vidya pillgo onlineand stop invading NA
>>152883321landeskog will likely be back in time
>>152883321if my nuckies can win games then your swedies can too
How many Pettershits are on the Olympic team?
Avs have officially lapped the Jets.
>>152883323I'm not sure he would be on the team even if he wasn't injured. I still think Sam Hallam prefer Zibanjihad as 3C and Pontus Holmberg who was the playoffs MVP when Hallam and he won a Swedish Championship together.
>>152883321>now
if gary had wheels, he would be a ____
mobile fuckmuppet
car dealership owner
jew
>>152883321Hey at least we have a chance now
>>152883554
Guilty: They betrayed their country
>>152883711
Good morning. Should I drink a bottle of vodka tonight or eat 300mg of weed edibles??
>>152883321i already decided to cheer for canada this year since that motherless fuck samhall, i cant even say his name, snubbed ekholm. samhall needs to be charged with gross negligence.
>>152884020good morning sir. you should have paneer and samosa
>>152884033they snubbed the viking???well he is definitely on the reserve list i imagine
my dabres :Dalso>rags
>>152882473I was born on January 1st 2008, what is the ref doing?
>>152884020both you fucking pussy
Zoomers OUT
>>152884048the dabres success excites me in a sexual manner
>>152884020You fucking degeneratet. 5 days sober
>>152884060Unnecessary.
>>152884096because he was good enough to play in the Show
the rags need to trade l Lafreniere and Rempe. They both need a change of scenery. Also, Patrick Laine will be get traded to the rags either this season or in the off season, but Lafreniere will not be going to Montreal.
>>152884149holy shit it's real
>>152884149thought i was looking at my junior stats for a sec
our pens :) team looking good
>>152884174I like the fact that Crosby is basically just playing for the love of the game now. Undisputed Champion of the Pingus just bein' a Pingu.
>>152884201the Pingus should go into the Angus
Well /hoc/?
>>152884224>NHL team by nationalityRetarded anime post makes no sense but also this is the >rags
>>152884224me-you-himhim-him-himhim-him-himhim-him-himhim-himhim-himhim-himhimhim
>>152884224Colorado Avalanche Any Canadian team
>>152882473Why avs win a lot? I just checked the standings for the first time this season. Seems like they're trying too hard.
>>152884254division full of try hards if you ask me
>>152884224Trick question. Name any team and you'll be correct.
>>152884257Hopefully there's a match-up in the playoffs between the avs and the starts again. I hope we avs can win this time. We were pretty close the last time.
wheres jen
I dont think have the correct social status to pull a woman in a pants suit
>>152884280>>152884284>>152884289>>152884296Is this a troon?
>>152884401Yes, the canadian guy who posts this garbage is indeed that
Happy Birthday to Leafs LegendsBruce BoudreauDave McLlwainScott ThorntonAnders ErikssonJack Campbell
>>152884409
Good morning I hate the ottowa senators
16 shots why are the Jets like this?
>>152884538must be a pretty good morning then
Why didn't the entire Senators team simple not cheat on their wives?
Reminder that pussy rat brad Marchand ducked playing the habs last night because he was going to get his head caved in and his exposed wrist hacked by a two hand slash
why did it take this long for Buffalo to get good?
>>152884598sacrifices had to be made
>>152884538>laffs
>>152884577Les Habitants sont des pédés
>>152884577Don't worry, Chiarot will maim hasbs tomorrow.
my manitoba gf. say something nice about her
just saw the numbies for the tkachuk bro podcast, woof!
>>152884639Fat bitch
Stop spreading disgusting false rumors
>>152884706The goal that ended leaf hockey.
>>152884639she has a nice hoof
>>152884744strange little life you lead
Do not spin a yarn, use the grapevine or listen to little birds until further notice.
>>152884744They're still whimpering about it.
gm, trolls and sick people>s8ns
>>152884639Slampig desu
Me watching hockey at 3 AM on Monday
>>152883711My Belarus :)
At least Ullmark always has Swayman
>>152884884think he cheated on swayman?
mr. staois, we need a goalie who isn't a debauched atheist from europe. and i know just the guy.
>A frigging unicornShould I switch to the KHL?
bud won
>>152884956this shit will never stop being funny to me
>>152884960Relocate the tournament to Switzerland
>>152884956i'm trying to open the video but it's not working
>>152884938No. Gay sex is a precious bond that can’t be broken
>>152884979>already scared
>>152883166kek trb on the right
I want some Italian ice
>>152885064>trb attempts memehmm... probably should stick to spamming instead
82 day streak broken over this horseshit
Yesterday I ate a bunch of processed food and a lot of fiber and right now I’m taking a tremendously rank marner in the office bathroom
>>152885079what exactly made that post "trb"? t. newfag
Habies
>>152885121>trb asking why his vpnfagging is so noticeablethe answer is because you're stupid
>>152885121It's just the queers queering off.
>>152885064Wild are universally mocked
>>152885145trb
>>152884639her nose is sort of off putting but would still intercourse her.
What is your shitretarded excuse to not drink bonaqua?
>>152885274I prefer Pocari sweat
>>>>>[]>bud won against me on April 22
>>152885118Better than the Sens played last night desu
>>152885184> t. queer queering off
>>152885118at least you don’t have to clean it up
can tell it is Friday with the shit games Gary has on tap
>>152885274I don't agree with the lifestyle choices of the people that endorse it
>>152885370finally trb tells the truth
That pocket bulge uWu
>>152885472that's copenhagen buddy
>>152885472a lil dipski in the lipski never hurt no one
>>152885491Crosby is gonna get cancer
>crosby stays up north during the winter to strengthen his immune systemSOVL
>>152885518need that good Nova Scotia malaria air
>>152885491Yeah, except the millions of people who die from coronary disease every year. But being a redneck retard isn't free, I guess.
>>152885600shut up bitch*bodyslams your fragile swedish body into the ice*
>>152885600*chucks spit bottle at your head*
Go SENNIES!>>152885618erm, is it weird if this post gave me a stiffy?
this isn't anon talking to Gary Bettman this is Phil Brooks talking to Ba'al; Lord of Flies
>No shorks todayI sleep
The Sabres rep canada better than the canadian teams do. Hamilton and Oshawa is rightful Western New York clay and the Sabres will break the curse of 1993
>>152885627Nah. There’s nothing wrong with getting hard about violence
Lmao the goys were so triggered by the credit score post you got rich anon banned Holy moly try being less virgin
>>152885088you animals will never understand
Florida’s Anton Lundell has been fined $5,000, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for high-sticking Montreal’s Alexandre Texier.
why does Gary hate Our Sennies :(
>>152882617like her
>>152884577He’s saving himself for the Olympics
>>152885640you can have hamilton if you want, but only if you build a wall around it
Canada here. The US can take Brampton as a sign of good will, but they can fuck off after that.
>>152885735he fears Our Sennies rome wasn't built in a day we'll make it
>>152885748goblin-like
>>152885735It’s not his fault Ullmark couldn’t keep his snake in his pants
> pongs always scoring earlyIn my day, people got hit early, hard and often here.
>jeets are at home tonight Imagine they make it 12 in a row
>>152885857They suck so much without Hellebuyck
>>152885868Why is a Vezna goalie the problem with their team? Was he the brick keeping the house from falling over all of last season?
Remember when the ducks were expected to make playoffs?
remember when i asked?
why yes i do actually
>>152885897he won the Hart too so yes I'd say he was important
>>152885897Without him, they’re an AHL team. I can’t wait to see the Houston jets in 2030
I really hope the fucking Wild don’t hold a moment of silence for SUV Karen like the Timberwolves did. What a bunch of emotionally charged traitorous pigs.
>>152886015shut up fag
>>152886015They will but the frost won't because the frost are the chud team
Holy crap Lois, this is like the time I asked.*cuts to a black screen*
>>152886054Crosby about his girlfriend
Time for an exciting Friday edition of Donnie & Dhali after a disappointing Canucks loss last night.
>>152886041Take a step back and look at the whole thing objectively without taking sides or politics and she played stupid games and won stupid prizes. She deserved it. This should be a lesson to all those emotionally charged keyboard warriors not to be so invested in these things that they become your life to the point where you do stupid shit in public like this or even protest. You can’t do shit one way or another regardless of whether you’re right or wrong, you won’t make any bit of a difference and it’s not worth dying over, that is so fucking stupid. Anybody mourning her or defending her is an idiot who deserves her fate. No professional sport should acknowledge this, it sends the wrong kind of message.
>>152886074>Holy crap Geno, this is like the time I had sex with a woman>cuts to a black screen
anybody seen Linus
>>152886111The one with the blanket?
>>152886124Jen
for me it's when snoopy dances with Schroeder
just had a banh mi
>snes get destroyed 8-2>crazy rumors swirling>goalie gets non-rostered>snes fans #1 concern is that the goalie they signed yesterday isn't willing to be used as a political pawn by his employer
>>152886185how was the bread
BEDARD IS RETURNING TONIGHT :DDD
>>152886111He’s crying in the shower with Swayman
>>152886185Toronto?
>>152886190If it happened a few days earlier, they would be the ones who would have made the trade for Brossoit in Chicago.
hasbs fly the zone constanly and won't survive
>>152886192Pretty good>>152886249No, Vietnamese
>>152886217[UPLIFTING NEWS]After being cut from the Edmonton Oilers for being so bald and bad at defense, former star Darnell Nurse, now working as a flagger in the greater Edmonton area, visits his former teammates for a reunion picture. Captain Connor McDavid says he was found wandering around the players only cafeteria looking for a hot meal when a security guard found him and threatened to call the police.McDavid: "Uh yeah, he was, like, looking through the coin slot on the vending machine and trying to open the door to the-to the kitchen or something. Bouch told [the security guard] he used to be a player, he really needed to convince him (laughs), but we, uh, we decided to be good sports about it. Brought him back into the locker room, took a picture, gave him a tenner so he could pick up a burger or something. Nice to, uh, nice to see him, I guess. Been a while."
>>152886272Didn't the jets and rangers rely on rush offense and special teams? I'm sure they're doing fine
/hoc/ chi minh
>/hoc/ when hiro finally shuts down this forsaken hellsite
>>152886305/hoc/ will migrate to hfboards
>>152886305hiro here, none of you will be spared
>>152886305>The Cuban government facilitated an emigration process that gave special privilege to those who were socially undesirable. People deemed homosexual would be allowed to leave the country. Those with gender non-conforming behavior were especially targeted by authorities for departure. Some of them were given the option between emigration and jail time, in order to encourage their departure from the island. Many Cubans would enter police stations and state that they engaged in homosexual behavior whether true or not, simply to be granted permission to leave the country.mariel boatlift genny
>>152886372Cuba was involved in the Vietnam war?
>>152886343Which all of you will promptly be banned for saying faggot.
>>152886394what about the N word
>>152886394is hfboards more welcoming?
>>152886394what about posting about my daily Marners
>>152886394they have a stance on banning '93 posting?
>>152886434Nashville is not that offensive, you know.
>>152886394Guess we better make an #irc
I'm in the group chat with sara civian, dom luczyszyn and all the cool people
it aint cool if they invited you kwab
>>152886529How did you get into the really trash opinions chat? Are you that worthy?
>>152886497he means N** J*rsey
>>152886343>hfboardsI can’t believe hfboards is still around and active after all these years. It even still looks like it’s where most internet hockey discussion goes on. Fucking boomers, let Internet forums die. I thought it would be a dead a few years ago when they moved off their domain but nope it’s back even. Boomer shit and it’s censored and moderated. You can criticize non-whites in hockey or call Crosby Cindy. To hell with those stupid boomers and their antiquated fossil forum.
>>152886632*cant I mean
>A couple of people told me the Canucks tried to peddle him back to Edmonton. I haven’t confirmed that… Why wouldn’t you if you’re desperate?… My Edmonton source told me that ship has sailed for the Oilers. I have no issue with the Canucks calling Edmonton and saying “you want to take him back?” They’re trying to unload the guy. I’m not saying a Kane trade won’t happen, but it might be a whole lot tougher than people realize.
>>152886632Any alternatives would be equally faggy since it's not the format but the type of person that is attracted to ruining any online discussion
>>152886632*yawns at your boring ass post*
>>152886683<==============3
>>152886632cope zoomer
>>152886679Boomer sports forums are guys who are at least smart enough to know that their team would be bad spending all day bitching and moaning about how their team is, in fact, bad. I don't think it has too much in common with any of the traditional internet dynamics
I was told /hoc/ was a boomer forum.
>>152886758/hoc/ is a 30+ boomer genny we think that 2007 was recent
>>152886705I’m a boomer myself and used to use Internet forums. It’s a dead medium except for the few still being kept alive by my fellow boomer shits. The forum model stinks and results in over moderated echo chambers where the mods develop egos. It needs to die. Users should be allowed to hold opinions. If a player gets in trouble for calling somebody a cocksucker, you have to defend gay homosexual sodomizer faggots on hfboards.
>>152886784It still feels like it was recent despite the fact 19 years have past.
It still feels like it was recent despite the fact 1363 days have past.
>>152886679Forums are gay. They haven't changed in 20 years. People make cringey signatures and profiles and they have social clout points. If somebody say they’re a wizard who creates magical talismans for a living they get judged on that instead of the convo. If somebody says something positive about Trump they get banned. Etc. You also have to be pro-LGBT always and can’t say that’s gay even though 90% of the population hates fags
at what age do you think you'll stop posting here
>>152886924when death's icy grip claims me.
>>152886924whatever age i die at. i'll guess 80
>>152886924When the laffs win the cup.
>>152886917why is xhe rb talking about forums
>>152886924im /hoc/ 4 lyfe
>>152886924where else can I post about Our Sennies
All best players in NHL are canadian
>>152886989we can spread misinformation about our sennies almost anywhere
>>152886924At this point, I’ve accepted that I’m here forever. There’s no place else on the internet for me. I do hope to post less if I ever get married and have kids
> The Trade Pitch: Nylander-for-FoxIt's time.
>CHICKEN HOCKEY
>>152886917I would tell you that there is a forum not like this, but I don't think I can't talk about it cause jannies might've blacklisted the site.
where are all these injured Habbies gonna be put? where does Newhook go now?
>>152887018Not the goalies
>>152887259>strubbleghule>veleno/blaisevans/hamilton>kapanennewhooksell the finn, montambeaut to get a goalie
>>152887330>>kapanen>newhooknon
>The first Olympic test event at Santagiuliana Arena is being delayed because there's a giant hole in the ice. They brought out a watering can to try and patch it.
>>152887433https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/09/olympic-hockey-test-event-milan-arena-postponed-giant-hole-ice/
>>152887466I feel like they say this every year for the Olympics. Last Olympics was that it had no snow
i feel like bud 1
You look like a queer queering off.
>>152887330Kapanen is leading rookies in goal, I'm not moving him
>>152886632>>152886917The reason why hfboards are moderated so hard is Brian Burke and his lawsuit against the site.https://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/brian-burke-sues-online-commenters-claims-defamation-1.1400105>>152886660>but it might be a whole lot tougher than people realize.Who are these people? I'm pretty sure anyone who's even following the NHL with two eyes closed are aware that Evander Kante fucking sucks and there are few teams that are interested in taking him and his full contract.
New, for @TheAthletic: Olympic hockey rink opens test event with holes in the exterior — and the ice: Exclusive first look
ogredrive reporting that the red line in milan doesn't go through the centre
>>152887614we don't talk to mirrors around here
>>152887753How did they fuck up this bad
Ullmark just flew over my house!
>>152887772> t. Samir, queering off again
>>152887753The red line is the center, if its not the middle of the ice, thats just like, your opinion man.
>The Lakers have a streak to break: “A place where you feel hated”>It's fast-paced, there's a lot of pressure, and there are damn screaming lunatics in the stands, says Manuel Ågren about playing in Skellefteå.
Did /hoc/ buy this book? and are you using it to be a better person?
bud + 1 = trb
>>152887820Not a fat numale
>>152887822the math checks out
>>152887820no wonder hockey canada is so shit, they are teaching the kids animal husbandry instead of hockey
Well, the Ottawa rumors were debunked.Shame on anyone who spread that misinformation.
>>152887822the numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for trb at /hoc/rifice!
> queers on hoc = always queering offUnified Theory
>>152887841>History is repeating itself
>>152887859This guy is such a faggot
>>152887841I'm still on the rumor train until Ullmark or his wife denies it.
>>152887820the entire sociology behind violent sports is that it's a positive and constructive way of channelling young male aggression from fatal conflict to rough play or symbolic conflict. it can be difficult sometimes to distinguish animals playing and animals fighting. similar idea. john rawls disciples like this forever morally-posturing fruit want to turn the country into gigantic nursing home. life is too scary form them. i don't understand why they don't just maid themselves. /rant
bud won/rant
>>152887859Gord Miller is a fucking faggot with ptsd from the freedom convoy.
Trb is a fucking faggot with ptsd from the burrito delivery.
>>152887859>it's baseless rumoursWhy?>because I say so, I'm a sports journalist/insider, I have never in my professional life left out anything I knew in a story I've published, written or orallyFucking fag
>>152887841Source? I won’t believe you until Ullmark returns
trb - 1 = bud
>>152887912I actually read the sociology of sport and it said you're gay?
>>152887859Even reddit thinks this guy is a virtue signaling homo
>>152887859Let me guessIs it about rape again?
More like BULLMARK amirite?
>>152887859what did karlssons wife say this time?
>>152887980You're on reddit. Off yourself.Bruins looking good this year btw.
>>152887991no, infidelity. let's just say the tea is spicy and the goss is hot.
>>152887999How does it feel knowing the only thing standing between you and being shit stomped by the russians again is the canadian military? Kwab.
>>152887820Couldn’t the same be said about all major sports? The nhl has few domestic abuse scandals compared to the nfl
>>152888002Ok, but infidelity is not a crime. All hockey players do it. They all practice sodomy with each.
>>152888017Thank you for your service. When are you enlisting? We have indians in latvia too, but significantly less than in canada.
>>152888024okay but the book is about locker room rape
>>152887992JEN
HOT STUFF, COMING THROUGH!! NEW ECHL TEAM IN JERSEY!!
>>152888063thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>152888063/hoc/ is better when you're gone please stay gone
>>152888063Gary said he wants 33 teams because that's the freemason number
>>152888017So they're fucked huh?
>>152888024it's just an avenue for sociologists who hate themselves and everything around them(all of them) to attack what they hatein Canada hockey is seen to be a pillar of white, patriarchal, nationalist men which is a ripe target for fifth columnists in academia and journalism
>>152888043Sikhs are bro tier stfu bitch
>>152888063
>>152887992The funniest part is that even if it's all bullshit at least one wife/girlfriend probably saw the rumor and started to ask questions. If it isn't true then it could very well snowball into becoming true.
>>152887704That’s interesting and has modern relevance with the tweet that claimed this >>152887992. Bottom line though is that this is the “boy aquarium” and many of these guys cheat because hot women are giving the good to them for frees I personally know of some whore who had a drunken one night stand with a mid NHLer who was married and had a kid at the time. Anecdotal evidence but I’m nobody and can extrapolate this out to the league that it’s the norm and not the exception
>>152887859bluesky. smdh frfr
>>152887912Hockey isn’t really a violent sport. Even though fighting is part of the game it’s hockey fighting, it’s mostly tame. Same with most hits. It’s not like the average NFL game where at least one player will get sent to the hospital every game
>>152887820No, i'm currently transing peoples kids to lower male competition for sex, food and GTA VI
I was hyped to watch hockey tonight after how fun last nights games were, but then I looked at the schedule.and decided I wont be watching hockey at all.
>>152883166>Canada >Higher home ownership rate Doubtful.
>>152888063I got your NJ ECHL team right here
>>152888057Locker room hazing is part of sports
>>152888238Do you not have 1 million CAD for a home? It's only 2 million. Is 3 million really too expensive?
whiny official team statement about the trolls and haters + 8-2 loss on the same day is so good
>>152888173There’s always collegepuck
Latvia didn’t exist until 1990 it’s a fake ahhh country
notice how these adultery and rape allegations never come under crosbys stern leadership
>>152888289well yeah the pittsburgh penguins are volcel
>>152888287Latvia is a real country. They have Dr. Doom over there.
>>152888289Crosby doesn’t care about sex
>>152888289Crosby has a vagina
>>152888289You can never pick up false allegations if you never date women
>>152888330Unlike my Noel
>>152888330>loses to a womanKWAB
>>152888316Based
What is the average age of hfboard users? I would guess 40-50 which is the same age range as the average PlayStation user
>>152888173>, but then
>crosgod's 2nd last 'lymicssad
>>152888099>WE'RE GOOD PEOPLE, SAAR! VERY HARD WORKERS, SAAR!
>>152888373Youse Pakistani
We need jest to rise up and heem those kong homos.
>>152888408Lol, you wish, jeet
>>152888418>nooo I’m not Pakistani your a jeetYou lost
>>152888418>>152888435>trb accusing himself of being indianstrange admission
tonight instead of hockey I will watch the latest episodes of Fallout and House of Ashur.
>>152888504>I will watch the latest episodes of Fallout
trbdeep is not just his name, but the state that bud was in on 04/17/22
>>152888500>everyone that disagrees with me is tbg
"dot or feather" is one of the only funny lines i can remember from the racism community
>>152888517sir your accent is very deep. deep as bud was on 04/17/22
>>152888512I really enjoy that show.
Ignoring this jeet worshiping subhuman.Anyways, gentlemen. How are we feeling about the Habs chances at the playoffs this year.
>>152888567the post that saved /hoc/
>/hoc/ is only interested in talking about shit unrelated to hockeyDead general
>>152888591>Deadmuch like trb's chances of victory
>>152888554Unless the goaltending shits the bed I think they will make it. I'm a bit worried how Laine is going to fit in when he comes back. The problem is he's not needed anymore and the concern is inserting him back in to the lineup will disrupt the team wide chemistry going on right now? Who deserves to come out? Nobody.
>>152888160hockey is played on ice in a confined space. it's intrinsically violent. ncaa women's hockey doesn't have body-checking in theory yet amanda kessel had her career ruined by concussions. hockey isn't as martial as football is, and it's not a combat sport (despite the odd fight), but it's still a violent sport.
>>152888567Ah, you got to that part of the flowchart
>>152888613After they start losing, Laine will be back.
>>152888678They need to flip laine to the rags
>>152888613None of the goalies are heading to the Olympics so I don't think there isn't too much to worry about on that front. But their forward might suffer a bit if the Olympics aren't mentally exhausting for Suzuki and Slafkovsky.
>>152888661That flowchart is quickly making the rounds, huh.
>>152888723Yes, it's the indian flowchart. All indians follow it.
Oh myhttps://x.com/jarvis_best/status/2009318442814591084?s=20
https://x.com/reporterchris/status/2009718297537982595?s=20
WAGING IS OVER :DDDD
Mamma mia!
>>152888750shitalian work ethic
Keller is complaining about Utah fans whistling during the game
>>152888768Monday is soon, slave
our caps need to work on their pp 30th in the league clicking in at 15% what exactly are they saving them for
>>152888791They're more interested in the 2030 season
>>152888788>>152888791>>152888814thoughts on your loss to bud and mitch + burrito?
>>152888836Tbg won
>>152888781hes still adjusting to playing in front of crowds of over 5000 people
>>152888788Don’t remind me, Garfield
>>152888836
>>152888781I understand but you’d think an nhl player would be used to background noise
>>152888836>Namefag obsessionPlease stop
>>152888778No wonder they’re in eternal recession
it was a breakfast burrito
>>152888847>>152888856>>152888863terminal bubblin detected
Gary saves his shittiest games for Friday since he wants us to get laid
>>152888885>get laidwhat trb did on 04/17/22 (the only time)
bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022
Mitch is a bitch
>>152888885i wish he'd stop being such an optimist
>>152888888/hoc/ is washed
>>152888906the water has reached 100 degrees celsius/212 degrees fahrenheit
"trb" "bud" and "mitch" need to be put on a word filter because this shit is so fucking gay.
>>152888916cope i had one more digit than him with the ducks get
>>152888928>can't handle the bantzKWAB
>>152888928Takes one to know one
>>152888928we need mitch, too hard to tell between the different types of marner without it
>grrrr I hate tbg hes a lolcow>I fucking love Mitch I don’t care that he threatens people and doxxed himself hes heckin based!!!!
>>152888954>trb bubblin once 'gainthis is even more embarrassing than the time he had a nervous breakdown over big macs
>>152888954>hating your lolcowswhy would anyone do that?
>>152888962You don’t even deny you’re Mitch.
>/hoc/ seething over the idea of someone wanting their gay spam to be stopped
hope the new thread is a banger.
>>152888976trb will threadcuck a new one in no time
>>152888982>>152888982>>152888982New
>>152888289Crosby was mentored by the ubermensch Mario Lemieux (french for The Best)
