Lowest forms of trolls and sick people edition./hoc/vious: >>152873652
REFPUCK REFPUCKREFPUCK
Our Sennies Edition :))
>>152879405He didn't mention the schizos so we are safe
>m*rchand, tk*tchuk and b*rkov were the problem
t. sick troll person
Honestly fuck every single one of you tbqhwyfamalampai
>>152879405been sleeping. wut they say
Sabres are eliteShitties eh not so much
>>152879438fuck you too
>>152879438rude
>>152879438its ok kittybetter luck next year
>>152879405What are the fabricated stories?
>HAWAÏENNNNNNNE>AHHHHHHHHHHHH
/hoc/ is unreadable whenever the frogfucks play>all those years hearing the complaints of anglo canadians, i finally get it
>>152879457is the threepeat cancelled? when will barkov and tkachuk return?
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>152879405What's the rumor?
>Kitties in the arenaWell, at least some of them care enough to support them away from home.
>>152879467nothing but salacious rumors and hearsay
>>152879482hopefully neverthey can keep the rat too
>>152879467That he got caught cheating on his wife so he ratted out every other guy on the team who was also cheating on their wives, and then his wife told those wives.
>>152879494Everybody on the snes was fucking girls behind their wives backs
>>152879494tkachuk (brady) banged marchand's mom
my avies! :)manson!
>>152879405>sick people edition.
SHOWTIME 500*(EN)
Way too many men on the ice in Detroit.
>>152879518Jen
Today, there are unsubstantiated rumors circling social media that Ullmark was unfaithful to wife Moa Wikman and that the situation is causing a rift between him and his teammates.In particular, an unverified Twitter user known as Fred Nolan (FredNolanSens) is claiming that Ullmark shared details about other players on the Sens who have also been unfaithful and that his wife has now informed those players' wives/girlfriends of the infidelity(s).
>>152879457If I was a kitty at least id have 2 recent stanleys in my pocket ;-;>>152879450Fuck you harder>>152879452Eat my ass
It was getting kinda warm in my apartment so I turned my fan on
PATRICK KANESCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSFIVE HUNDREDIVEHUNDRED
lmao why are the Sens wives always causing shit?
my penguins :)
huge if true. earth-shattering even
>>152879405lol
>>152879540You try living in ottawa. Shits BOOOOOOORING.
>>152879540they think ottawa, being the capital of canada, would be a great place to liveluxury, fine weather, jet set but ottawa is actually a frozen shithole were cool people go to montreal or morontoso they start bickering to get their husbands to move out
didnt make sense why the predators were the books favorite and now they are trailing. they must be expecting a islanders third period collapse here.
LUCAS RAYMOND SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
My penguins (:
>>152879580Aren't they supposed to be tanking right now?
>>152879580Big trouble in newark
My Canucks are taking it easy these past few games so that they have lots of energy to crush the laffs in the most important game of the year.
*drinks water* Stay hydrated bros
first period gordie howe hat trick watch for manson
gg, Nucks
>>152879595Yeah ):
more like panTURDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yegaWYPJeDY
whelp time to get my day started I guess. it's quite a heatwave out there but I need some sun.until next time
>>152879598Good luck on Day of the Rake
>>152879626thanks for coming out
>>152879570Gary needs to move the Sens to the sun belt
Leafs have a lot of Gary points
WHAT A BIG MISS
SLAFFFFFFFFFF
>misses>scores anywaysbased
SLAF YOU FUCKING IDIOT but nice
>RAGSLOLKWAB
>Misses the empty net>Still gets the goalWhat?
>>152879654He broke his own stick on purpose.
>MCJESUSMCJESUS>MCJESUSMCJESUS>MCJESUSMCJESUS>MCJESUSMCJESUS
>>152879669They should have made him take the penalty shot against the empty net
what a melty kek
My hurricanes beat the dusck
Mcdavid needs to score two more in the third
you can almost hear xrb starting to simmer
>>152879681Lol I really thought they were going to do this for a second
>beck for chargingfuck off lol
*gives /hoc/ a baby brother*
>>152879685real Florida behavior
LEAFSIES SCAAAAAAAAAAARslurper of a game though
gg debbies
what did Beck even do
my avies!! :))mackinnon!
Wedgewood's kit is swagged outta fuckin control
>>152879695
>>152879721absolutely nothing
TEXIER FUCKING HAT TRICKET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
HAT TRICK HEROESBIG TEXTEXAS ROUGE
*tosses chapeau*
Laffs have won with a kino OT goal
TEXIER HATTY LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TEXIER TOUR DU CHAPEAU!
>pickard sub 800 save% againCan the Oilies get a good fuckin GOALIE
>hat trick at homegood for the habs_/_/_/
Lol Habs SUCK enough said you guys would be cooked against a fully healthy Panthers team everyone would be minus Avs
>6-2 habbiesFuck the kitties, I hope they don't make the playoffs
>>152879505kek that is pretty spicy.
>>152879747Pickard is just giving back what he stole in the previous Oilers@Jeets game
>>152879747not his fault this game defence is SHIT
>>152879716What the fuck is club cage
Boys, I'm officially a Habs supporter. Let's go Habs.
44 games complete, the NJ Devils leading goal scorer has 12 goals, and no one has been fired yet
> Pride night in SeattleAre other NHL teams still doing this? This happens once a season with every sports team I am a fan of and I just sort of tune it out
>>152879467Titillating scenes from depraved alien TV programmes too filthy for Earth broadcast. Let's watch.
Are the Florida Panthers' Top 5 greatest players better than the Ottawa Senators' Top 5 greatest players? The Panthers Top 5 consists of Barkov, Luongo, Huberdeau, Ekblad, and Vanbiesbrouck
>>152879765True enough, the Oilers defense has been complete anus all year.
>Florida hockeywoooow
>>152879779like two thirds of the league dude
>>152879776lol
>rags
>>152879801Why do the rags play like they hate hockey
>>152879782
>>152879768The local sports bar membership points program who has a deal with the Habs to offer free chicken wings when the Habs score at least 5 goals.
>>152879801Compare this to what Celebrini did last night. Lafreniere is officially, unequivocally a bust
>>152879801hank in the studio repeating to himself >stand up stand up stand upmust be so frustrating watching modern goalies and the stupid fucking rvh
>>152879765The 2nd and 3rd goals were all on him. First goal was failed defense
You die on Saturday, frogs.
alex texier will be in the olympicssam bennett, thoever, will NOT be in the olympics
>>152879831>LafreniereOverrated because he's a frog. They did the same thing with Montembeault last year
>>152879877Good
gimmie some goals mang
My uber eats was 40 minutes late and now my food is cold. Ruined my night and my hockey viewing experience.
Gary. Make some last minute schedule changes. Habs and Bolts need to face each other now so we can see who is truly worthy of wearing the Atlantic Division crown.
>>152879891>tordnto mafle leafsNew meme
fuck it. i'm staying up until midnight.
>>152879405This is what happens when you let HBO court shippers and fujos with a show like heated rivalry
>>152879913Woah there champ, you got school tomorrow, get upstairs and get to bed.
>3 best players outit's all on benis and berkley catton tonight
>>152879920cope we're heating up a rivalry
I’ll be honest I watched heated rivalry and only the first 3 episodes are heavy on the gay sex. The rest is a normal hockey show.
>>152879894thats what you get for having to get Rajdeep get your food for you
>>152879900You die Saturday.
>>152879405WAAAAAAAHHHHWAAAHHHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHOUR GOALIE IS ADDICTED TO NOSE BEERS AND IS FUCKED IN THE HEAD HE MAKES MILLIONS OF DOLLARS A YEAR BUT HE IS SAD PEOPLE ARENT KISSING HIS ASS LIKE THE GOD HE THINKS HE IS YOU PEOPLE ARE TROLLS AND BY THE WAY BUY THE LINUS JERSEY YOU STUPID FUCKING GOYIM ONLY $459.99fucking kill yourself
>>152879939Remember lehner? He was so mentally ill he got Long Island tattooed behind his ear.
>>152879932jlmi
>>152879894deserved
>>152879894I cooked rice with garlic and sesame oil and let it crisp up a bit on the bottom and had it with some spicy pork dumplings from the grocery store.
>mommy…where’s daddy?
i could go for a nose beer rn
honestly, I thought the habs would be stuck in a similar situation as the early 2000 Koivu era. i'm glad they're not
i hella miss nose beers but i don't think i'd like them anymore i was starting to hate it when i quit
>once you get passed the first three hours of sodomy, it's actually a charming little program.
>>152879992anon no!
>>152879992johnny is that you? back from the dead?
>>152879990Have some fucking respect. What kind of freak posts someones kids in /hoc/. Habs tier derangement
>>152880009being a member of the chicago blackhawks be like:
I want to smoke crack once
>>152879776Meh, the Devils have never had a 50 goal scorer in the history of the organization. They don't really seem to care
>>152879932Just like the Sennies, apparently
>>152879921Having a long day and never been less motivated to watch a hockey game, was specifically looking for a distraction from this shit.
>>152880030suck shit samir
>>152879992>>152880008why do they call it nose beer when it,s the opposite of beer? it's more like nose coffee. nose beer should be ket
>>152880042Had a bad day, bro?
>>152880031We're hosting the wild at CP Arena, what did you expect? Turn on the radio and do some chores.
>>152880049actually had a tremendous day bumped into my bro Nick he said >miss you dude your turn
>posting in the wrong thread. everyone please read the following posts:>>152880037>>152880020
>>152880058Every day for me is fantastic, I am glad you had a good day :)
>>152880028Because they used to win games with defense and goaltending. Difference is now their D and goaltending is even worse than the goal scoring
>>152880069I'm glad too nicky is a good guy he coached the junior varsity
>snes
>>152880059Holy kek, I'm not surprised the snes are all cheating bastards, on and off the ice
mahvies!! :] :]
nice tendy you got there burgers
scaarrrrr makarrrr holy shit he remembered how to shoot gordie howe hat trick for manson
what the fuck happened to anaheim
my avies!!! :)))makar!
The Sabres are a real team finally.
Good to see the last 2 games of a rough stretch for the Avs is over and they can get back to another win streak and heal up.
>>152880111
>>152880109We have no defense, our top 2 goalies are injured and back broken from carrying, and the offense isnt scoring 7 goals a game anymore.
JETS STINK
>jests
>>152880020>traded from montreal right before they win 1993>plays for Edmonton for 3 seasons>they miss the playoffs all 3 seasons, the first time they have ever missed the playoffs>traded from Edmonton >they immediately resume making the playoffsShayne Corson had a hard life
>>152880057I can't tell if I am misremembering previous seasons, but have they every leaned into this branding this hard? Rainbow logos of sponsors on the boards, custom logo on the scoreboards, custom lighting on the stands, stand alone merchandise, costuming of the announcers...I'm used to ignoring pride nights at minor league baseball or minor league hockey but... This is, like, really gay.
my avies :(
Ironmouse song cry for me was removed on spotify
>>152880193Shut the fuck up
bouchard looks like a doofus
>>152880204He's hockey's Eli Manning
my avies :((
uh oh Soilers
>>152880225Yes
You can only reply to this post if your team is on a six in a row streak>not so fast rags fans, I'm talking wins not HOMOSEXUAL GOALIES
>>152880204He's got like 50 IQ but he can shoot the puck hard.
Shots are 10-0 yet the Jets get a PP from Gary to save them
The bad thing about the Olympics is the trade deadline is less than two weeks after.
>>152880200I didn't know she had songsDid she rip off some artist and not pay royalties?
roslovic you idiot
>>152880265why is that bad?
The guy who founded the penguins died ):
>spicy game
>>152880302Teams have less amount of time to see where they stand.
>>152880325Retard
>>152880325i know where my habs stand now
>>152880336That’s you
>>152880187Bro it's fucking seattle, it's been like that since day one, you're just nooticing it more now. Between shit like that and Edzo not shutting the fuck up about a penalty from 7 minutes ago, I switched over to Fitz and Al on 93.3 on my phone and mute the tv.
>>152880355Nuh uh
>>152880337AT THE TOP
holy fuck carter hart sucks ass boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo go back to philly
>>152880337A non playoff team
carter hart fucking sucks
>>152880374>>152880377Tea bagging whores has consequences
>>152880365Christ, that is aggressively faggy.
Did Sharter Fart sharted again? When will shart his last?
>Carter Hart knows he sucked
>>152880365are there no normal-looking gay artists or what
knights scored
>>152880408well, Carter Hart still sucks, and he knows it
how about them JETSmy god this team somehow always finds a way to snatch defeat from the claws of victory
Carter hart was found innocent in the court of law
>carter hart KNOWS what he did
Didn't watched the Oilers vs Jets game. How did they almost let the worst fucking team this season almost take the game to Garytime?
my avies!!!! :Dnecas!
>>152880427Not guilty, retard
>>152880427That's why the Flyers cut him
scaarrrr necas
>>152880427he still sucks kwab
>30 31 32 all canadiangarys not even pretending anymore. Free Palestine til its backwords
im just gonna say it, necas is better than rantanen
my avies!!!!! :DDburns!
>>152880439Look at Winnipeg's 3rd goal. Pure meme goal
>>152880439The Jets came out pretty strong but went to shit after the Oilers woke up.
holy kwab why has any team ever been as hosed as the randies?
>>152880467nah but he's really good
sens should put ullmark in nets
>>152880467*breaks your ankle then crushes your head against the boards*
>>152880365pleas ehave a gock please have a gock please have a gock
SCAAAAR BURNS>>152880467no but i think he fits really well with the avs. rantanen could fit in anywhere
>>152880467Compared to how Rantanen played in his last season for the Avs probably, but not compared to Mikko's full potential.
Yes I'm here to save the thread
>>152880502thank god, a flamiac at last
>>152880502thanks gary, this thread was missing a tripfag
ottawa is very bad and should kts
old man nelson almost lost an eye
>>152880475Oh wow, your Avs are demolishing a weak as fuck team. Very impressive bro. Oh btw, Florida called. They wanted to remind you that your team is their bitch.
>>152880541Not their fault they can't smash random sluts on the road anymore.
jonathan quick still plays hockey
my avies!!!!!! :DDDnelson!
the geriatric scored >s6ns
>>152880568like a fag
carter hart pressed his anus on ems nose thats based and goaliepilled
scaaarrr nelson
>>152880571Kraken hockey is gay? Yeah, sounds about right.
my debbies fucking suck brehs
>>152880566that's a false rumour, you sick troll
>>152880562Tied season series = bitch?
>>152879405This true?
You now remember Jonathan huberdeau
Rape happening in Denver.
MY AVIES!!!!!!! XDmanson!!
>>152880622i'm ullmark's sidepiece and it's true, also i'm black and trans and i have aids
on the night the rumours come out, the snes are down 7-1 in the second. nice going, sick people
>>152880594>>152880622Yes ha ha ha yes
>Sabors are in the wildcard spot againBros, I really want Sabers to get into the playoffs, just so they can dab on the >laffs.
Manson's having the best season of his career playing on his offside at 34
WHATISHAPPENING!!!!!
Ottawa more like Shittawa
MY AVIES!!!!!!!! XDDnelson!!
regular season western conference champions
habs beat sunshitters and now i get to watch the senaturds get spanked. i owe you one, gary.
>>152880622i believe it
>s8ns
>2nd Period>8-1It's going 10+ isn't it?
it keeps happening
>8awa
>>152880622miring that website url
heh my senz...just need a little more time
>s8nsBlow up this entire team. This is an embarrassment.
these rumors really shook the sens to their core, huh
>>152879405I literally thought this was fake when I first read it
>>152880622frednolansens on twitter is as reliable as any source
>>152880736That's Ullmarks plan apparently
brock nelson is better than jason robertson. bill guerin confirmed it. if you disagree you dont know puck.
>>152879782Olli jokinen
>>152880648hey Reavesy
>rumorsI thought fleetwood mac was a black guy
how long have the sens been rebuilding now 10 years?
>>152880753I unironically believe this.
sens went downhill after they traded yashin
twenty minutes for manson to get a second fight, can he do it
>>152880761I bet you think Pink Floyd is black, too
What happens if The Senators don't come out to play for the 3rd?
>>152879984Based i put in sesame oil after I take the rice off heat
>>152880789they get banished to nova scotia
>>152880768Officially 2018 after Colorado Fleeced them for Byram.Losing to the Penguins in 2017 really messed with their head.
buncha clucking hens trading recipes itt
>Sens can't have sex outside of marriage for like 6 hours>Team explodesImagine going without sex for 6 whole hours, almost unimaginable what those lads are going through.
>>152880808That might help them though?MacKinnon and Crosby came from there.
>>152880784He's pink, duh
think noodles knows if the rumours are true or not?
>>152880827>a whole team of Dano Riddlersdisturbing
Google only has fucking bugs
>>152880828yeah but they left
>>152880768Woah are you the internet scum that the Sens are talking about?? Are you trolling them??
Sens are like if you took the drought of the Sabers, the controversies of the Blackhawks, and you put them into a blender to create a team.
>>152880843He can neither confirm or deny.
>>152880854they're quoting sportsnet
>Avs aren't even in double digit regulation losses yet
>>152880849Classic Linus Ullmark
>>152880892These asshole need Flashscore
>>152880892Why are sportsnet retared
>>152880887lol
>>152880935canadian
>>152880867remind me when Our Sennies had a gay film session
>>152880894They lost their last two games because they wanted to stay at 69 points as long as possible.
>>152880892based gary taking a goal away from the snes
>>152880946Nice
TRADECENTRE >FLAMES MENTIONED
>>152880894They're amazing, let's all gawk in awe at right them now
>>152880935roger can only do so many things at once
Did the sennies just give upThey have a whole other period to play down 8 goals Just mercy rule it
Who is fucking who on the jets? Is that why they suck?
the uber incident was my favourite
>>152880959Jamie duthie has had a lot of plastic surgery
melnyk never would have let this happen
what's so rad about it?
>>152880945>Our SenniesStrange how despite everything, some of you mutts support the Sens. What's your reasoning?
>jew shows up in Minnesota >social cohesion crumbles Every time
Roger Neilson, a Canuck coach of old, once tried to wave a white flag with a towel and a hockey stick to surrender. They ejected him from the game for that.
>>152881057that's why they named the tv ratings after him and tony khan won't post them
>>152881057Good, no cowardice in the league is tolerated.
>>152881039get the FUCK outta, /hoc/!
What is the actual score?
>>152881085He was mocking the refs
>>15288110417-0 Colorado
>merilainen back outlol
>>152881104that is the correct score.
>>15288110480-1 Avs
>Senators controversy
>Danish goaltending
>The @Senators have signed veteran goalie James Reimer to an AHL PTO. Expect Reimer to report to Ottawa in a few days with an NHL contractKek
>8-1So it's all true, then?>
>>152881131>why, this is roughing!
e tu sennie
>>152881139yes, 8ud-1
lmao Sam Girard fighting.
>>152881138Imagine having such a horrendous goaltending performance you sign another goalie mid game.
lmao what is this fight
KWABBED BY SAMMY G
>girard fight>he gets a good one in toolmao
>Twattawa
Imagine getting dropped by Samuel Girard lmao
...Are we the lowest form of trolls?
Extra 2 minutes for the humiliation
>>152881215nah that's bud
Ullmark would've stopped at least 2 of these 8 goals.
gary dropped the puck
>>152881215You simply can't get any lower, physically impossible
>>152881239stunned him with that jaw shot
>>152881239Stutzle is such a soft bitch. I really hate his face.
No one cares about furkek. WNBA gets higher ratings. College Football is on. They get all the hot Southern women. Go away furkek
Wedgewood trying to fight, this game is spiraling.
Word on the street is Girard said "Don't you have hookers to be fucking." to one of the Snes guys.
>>152881239>helmet and visor babby vs. real fighterstuszle won the story
>>152881239Germans can't fight
wedgie chant recorded x2
put 10 up on these fools, stop dicking around
>>152881239lol
of course the pp gives up a shorty lol
>It was 8-0
>>152881352The PP really is Avs downfall.
>>152881291this kid Ludwig won at Risk during freshman year
>>1528813722-4 in this game so they at least scored which in most games doesn't happen. Short handed goals continue to plague them
>>152881344Oh stfu, you have nothing to be upset about. Our Sens are in shambles.
>>152881392Yeah they've abdicated their duty to the executive
this is the Fall of Rome all over again
WHY ARE YOU SHOWING MERCYFINISH THEM, CUT THEM DOWN WHERE THEY STAND10 GOALS OR GET RELOCATED TO REGINA
Feeling bad for the Sens. When my Nuckies had their little locker room turmoil between JT and EP40 last year, at least it was between the players and you could pick sides and have fun with it. But with all the wives involved it's just a melodrama where no one wins on the ice.
How long has this Snes team been rebuilding?
wtf they gunning for my nigga Girard now
nick cousins is a bitch
I don't watch this fag version of hockey.What did they say about Linus?
>>152881496476 AD
>notorious rat girard has them seething
>Sens are fucking suffering>Meanwhile laffs are climbing their way to a playoff spotI fucking hate Toronto SO much. Those faggots are gonna get booted out of the first round, like every year, fucking over a team that probably could do better.
Was razzing the sens fans I know with that Ullmark story but after this game I 100% believe it’s true
>>152881524He got caught getting some side pussy then ratted out the whole team for slaying gash on the road despite being in relationships so his wife starting calling players wives/girlfriends to tell them.Allegedly.
>>152881496they made the ploffs last year the rebuild is over now it's time to blow it up
When is Brady and Matthews next podcast?
Sens gooning it up.
>2/5 +1 on the ppstill improvement, i think
>>152881577Bimbos got to ruin everything.
WE WANT 10>WE WANT 10WE WANT 10>WE WANT 10WE WANT 10>WE WANT 10WE WANT 10>WE WANT 10
>>152881638
Idk...maybe you shouldn't be cheating on your wife.
James Reimer won't do weird secret sex stuff he believes in family values
Hearing reports that all the coach said in the intermission to the sens players was "Play as if it was the Colorado Avalanche that leaked the news on you cheating on your wives."
>>152881629Brady needs to prioritize his marriage
bunch of fucking pansies taking their foot off the gas
>teds
>>152881143Based i get the reference >Et tu bud
avs played two periods and then mentally left
>>152881677what are you a beta numale?
>>152881777No need to go all out and they get a bit of rest for the next game after they already raped them.No way Sens were going to come back from a 7 goal deficit in one period.
>>152881677agreed. sex is solely for married couples to reproduce
>>152881781How is cheating on your wife with hookers a beta male thing?
What do you guys think of the theory that Romes fall is correlated to membership of MENAs in the ruling class
The Avs couldn't even make it a 10. Worst fucking day to be a sens bro.
If Jagr got married he would've retired 20 years ago.
>>152881815cat posted :)
>>152881677Girls like when you cheat on them, they like knowing their man can pull
>>152881838....no they don't.
At least Crosby has never cheated
fun nhl fact: samuel girard has his height listed on the back of his jersey
I don't cheat because I'm a jew when it comes to money.Feels like a waste of money paying some woman a hour of sex and you're only allowed to cum inside once.
>>152881844Yes they do. You just been with girls who don't admit it.
Yeah, no. Cheating on your wife is a doushbag thing to do. Why even marry a chick if you're not gonna be loyal to her.
>>152881875JEN
>>152881894Stop listening to those closeted homos from the manosphere, retard.
>>152881885thanks for the blogpost
>>152881885how often do you visit soaplands, yamato?
>doushbag
>>152881909in english please numale
>>152881916stop posting
>>152881901unbelievably based
>>152881928>Leaf calling anyone a unmakeLolLmao even
>>152881916I've only been once.Price was not worth it.
>unmake
>>152881909_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
Our ice :)
>>152881936numale heated lol
dumb goyim clubgonna keep on dancing in the dumb goyim club
>>152881936post chin
I have a feeling a lot of you have been in failed marriages.
Huomenta but the opposite
literally no one asked but i need to say that the flames are such bums its funny t. NOT a numale i HATE numales
>>152881980night, sweetie
>>152881979I'm unmarried :(
>>152881979My wife and I have been together for 14 years
>>152881979/hoc/ is under age millennials who have never been married
>>152881979my girlfriends parents are rich and let us live in one of their houses rent free why would i throw this away
>>152882010....please tell me your secrets.
>>152881979They're children of failed marriages>>152882001>under age millennialsThe youngest millennial is 30
>>152881484insane how one trip to the pumpkin patch can alter a franchise forever
fuck yeah, it's not a shutout LARSSON SSSKKKAAAARRRSSS
>>152882010haha you're known as a loser
>>152882058good post >>152882010fag
>>152882050>they cut the deficit in HALF
>>152881979nigga im khhv
>>152882024My parents didn't believe in dvorsky
>>152882066just one more and they will be not currently losing
>nooooo you cant just bang some broad for free shit you have to pay child support and hope you got enough left over to take care of the new old ladys kids too like a literal cuckoldBet half you faggots are on Ullmarks side in this too. I knew from the get go he was a clear fuck up but I just thought he was a dumb drunk or something. Didnt know he'd go and break code like that
>>152882087I don't like their chances
>>152882095don't worry anon, they're going on the famously deadly Kraken PP
my bodycount is in the double digits and i am ashamed of myself for it
>>152882111imagine if seattle was in the sunbelt. you'd have had a cup by now
>>152882111the hull won't hold up against all this pressure, Cap'n
>>152879511Why wouldn't the gf's and wives already be aware of this? I mean, there's got to be at least 60% of all NHL players who're in a relationship that have gf's in several NHL cities.
>>152882121yeah, but garebear knows us pnw paypiggies don't need an early cup to buy tickets>>152882122benis scard
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B E N I S ENISKRAKEN HOCKEYYYYYY
>>152882090>But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul.Proverbs 6:32
>>152882136:(i actually like seattle you dont need this kind of jewish abuse
>>152882147> BenisWhy wasn't that a back to back pp when boy wonder got elbowed?
I don't get the appeal of the Krakens. I mean their aesthetic is cook, but nothing about the players are doing anything for me.
>For I do not permit a numale to teach, nor to be in authority over a man, but to be in silence. 1st Timothy 2:12 So you know what to do.
>>152882155it was>>152882154I'm just happy we have a team and I don't have to half-ass follow the nucks now
>>152882161timothy be spittin fr
>>152879536Patrick Kane? Ze hockey player?
>>152882160there's nothing to like at all
>>152882131wags will sometimes keep this information to themselves along the lines of 'i'm not going to start drama she might already know about,' but if it's a widespread situation it's probably just a matter of time before one or multiple decide everyone needs to be tipped off.
>>152882160Montour is great but is out from a broken hand from punching the ice, Shane Wirght is a bust, Beniers is decent but isn't flashy, and Kakko has a funny name. Catton, Melanson and Meyers are worth keeping an eye on though.
>>152882176No Patrick Kane the fighter of cab drivers trying to rip him off when he's drunk.
>>152882160> The appealI live nearby
>>152882160Interestingly I feel the opposite. The aesthetic is awful and looks like an EA NHL generated team. But the team is actually filled with misfits and 2nd chance guys the way expansion teams should be that makes them likeable.
>>152882167I'm glad. Nobody should ever have to choose between Vancouver or San Jose because of proximity. I'm sure washington and oregonfags don't even consider cheering for a california team tho.
>>152882204Washington's second favorite state is Oregon because it's a buffer between them and California
>>152882175fr no cap
>>152882204I honestly only started watching because they are being broadcast in Oregon>>152882229Who's the favorite? Idaho?
>>152882161Ok, first of all, the quote is referring to church authority.Second of all, you're suppose to treat your marriage with the same respect you show for God.>What God has joined together, let no one separate.Matthew 19:6Any respecting Christian would look down upon you.
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>>152882237Washington, you fool
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>>152882243uh oh.. it looks like mister moral man has shown up. i bet you think jesus is giving you big ups for your explanation everyone already knows you're correct its just nobody gives a fuck and likes having a laugh with the mates, so cool your autism from a 5.7 to a 3.2
>>152882255Fuaack I'm not a smart man
>>152881239EMBARRASSING DISPLAY!
hell yeah, another loserpoint for the kraken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsw1MQaudLE
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>>152882229>Washington's second favorite state is Oregon because it's a buffer between them and CaliforniaWashington is just California Light. Same preference for putting the word "like" 15 times in one sentence and same amount of overwhelming brain dead libtard population.
>me when i explain online to anons that love of wife should be the same as love of god >then my wife gets home from her girls night out night
wacky ass hatty this frog fella got eh? all of them were goofy
gg wild, thanks for the point
>>152882293Eh... with Oregon and Washington the rule is not not to conflate their major metropolitan areas with the rest of the state.
>>152882243>Any respecting Christian would look down upon youNot mans place to cast judgement so why dont you cheat on your body pillow and kiss my perineum
>>152882293So is Oregon and so is B.C.The entire west coast from San Diego up is California. Problem is they hit the ceiling so now they are pushing out eastward. This is why we need Alberta, the Cali-North bulwark.
>>152882311that's the rule for every state in the us
>>152882293Travel to the east side of the Cascades where all sane washingtonians live.
Minnesota beat Seattle on fag night
Tonight was a good night of hockey. Thank you Gary.
>>152882332Into the high desert where the meth-fueled russian gangs run entire towns? Naw, I'll just move into the woods.
>>152882320I'll cheat on your body pillow but it better be of astolfo or else I'm not gonna.I only do what the hockey legends recommend.
>>152882323Ok, but how realistic is the possibility of Alberta joining the US. From what I remember, even if the people don't like the Canadian government they still would prefer to not join the states.
>>152882360>but how realistic is the possibility of Alberta joining the USNot a fucking chance. You'd need to be Alberta-tier stupid to think it was possible.
>>152882360the US should get BC, Yukon, and Alberta
>>152882360A single landlocked province? No chance.
>>152882369It feels like people wanting Alberta to jokn the US is on the same levels of stupid delusion as people from Quebec wanting independence.
>>152882311that's the rule everywhere in the world, but i notice you've phrased it in a way that suggests 'the rest of the state' is of equivalent or even greater importance than the big cities where most of the people and almost all the economy live.
>>152882376Agreed. I hate being tied to this cuckold nation. The mass exodus of sand niggers and jeets on canada gibs alone would make it all worth it.
>>152882399Have you thought about marrying a US citizen? It's one way to get a green card.
>>152882369hey now its the only way ted cruz can become supreme leader
Sens ordered a bunch of Ukrainian hookers but they couldn't fuck them because of stupid Linus. that effected their gameplay
>>152882408I'm already a dual citizen. I got it covered but thanks for the suggestion kind neighbor.
>>152882384and let's not forget the Republic of Texas, the people who want to divide California, the Hawaii separatists, and the Mormons
>>152882418>I hate being tied to this cuckold nation>Isn't tied to the cuckold nationSee, this is the Alberta stupid I was talking about.
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>>152882332I heard Ellensburg is nice.
>>152882390Definitely not Seattle, which is an absolute juggernaut economically, but for Oregon I think you could absolutely make the argument that the 'rest of the state' is economically more important than the Portland metro area, it actually isn't that large compared to most American cities with name recognition.I wasn't actually trying to imply that originally, maybe just more culturally... also that I feel that the cultural zeitgeist might be headed towards something that looks more neutral. At least more like a shared set of social precepts that everyone can effectively live it, rather than the kind of atomized society that the last 10 years of 'culture war' have brought us to.
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>>152882454i'm also less certain about portland, but it does have over half the state's population, and there are other places in oregon that vote for democrats.but yes, city vs country is completely real and happens all over. we have a political party whose whole gimmick is pretending to be a party for farmers (they're actually mining company lobbyists). it would be nice if the polarisation could come down a bit. maybe hockey is the answer.
g'night, /hoc/
>>152882428I'm tied to it if I am owning property here and paying taxes to the crown you retard.
>>152882478> other places that vote for democratsI don't think the political blue and red angle is really that productive. The United States is really just shades of purple. Even in the deepest red or blue areas, the spread is 65-35. Both political parties are just different groups of sleazy lawyers anyway.In Oregon, our largest export by far is timber and our largest industry is manufacturing, both of which happen, for the most part, outside of the Portland metro area.> maybe hockey is the answerDefinitely shared cultural touchstones. After religion faded away people treat party politics we used to treat things like the Catholic/Protestant divide. Anything except the path we're on because it is completely cancerous.
