Gone Gottem

In here lads

>>152883651
Thunder I think scored 15 a couple years ago

lads rishad had 2-22 off 2.2

antiquing tomorrow

crazy how much better i am judging LBWs than "professional" cricket umpires

you t20 watchers are fucking pathetic.

t20 is not cricket

My Cansies are absolutely massacring the competition this year.

: )

not even watching this shit
the "summer of cricket" is already over and it's barely only a 1/3 of a way through. cricket is dead.

>>152883651
Thunder v Strikers , 16 Dec 2022 all out for 15 in 5.5 overs

look, i don't like making bold predictions
but i don't think the strikers will win this match

look, it's not cricket

seething testies

stroking testes

my testies are sagging, not seething iykwim haha

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Sick of this drunk fuckwit being shilled to me on YouTube constantly

>>152883805
cope and sag

well that was a waste of time 7 was smart to pay money for that one

>>152883811
>le epic aussie man! xD

55 runs from 8 lets stay and watch and not drive home early!

its generally agreed that for cricket you normally try to sit as close to directly behind one end as possible right?
is that still the case for t20? im looking a tickets to sexers canes and I wonder if potentially catching a 6 has more value

english people are French and German mutts

don't confuse *nglos with the british.

I didn't

to the guy who was talking shit to me last week, im here and waiting

>>152883892
omg cute are you guys having a date or something

>>152883892
what you wearing

>>152883902
just a pair of wahs shorts

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Miss the cricket already, lads

>>152883811
straight as a mule's leg

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>when he wearing footy shorts and his doorknocker pokes out

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>>152883917
wah wah wee wah

>>152883935
back to g/afl/ mate

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The Hindu /strongmind/ marches on

has shitjeet ever posted proof of his bharatian heritage?

it's zach larping

bard returned briefly yesterday to make a few of the most narcissistic and neeky posts (even for him) then left again

ettie Bondage - Slip Your Best Friend a Futa Potion

Going to have a look at cricinfo see when there’s some test cricket on

watching ted lasso. the football drama aspect is actually quite good, even though quite pedestrian in parts. the worst part is the yank. not often a show's protagonist is its worst aspect but there you have it.

>>152884004
Simply have too much work to complete to be concerning myself with the happenings of /cricket/
My duty is first and foremost to the Great British taxpayer
Admittedly I am just about to take a 3hr lunch break to go sledging WHEEEEEE

>4th of June, England vs New Zealand at Lord’s
that’s far

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BBL

Big
Bharatiyan
Lund

Indian men are so not sexy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdk2-rgm3Ms

>>152884088
We didn’t get any snow yet, I didn’t think we would either it’s too warm. I’ll keep updating, promised to take pics if there is any

>>152884088
sledging is an australian thing mate, sure you don't mean sledding?

>>152884116
>thinking of men as sexy

>>152884132
nah he's taking 3 hours off work to yell at kids in the park

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>>152884134
explain this then

Is India any good at test match cricket?

>>152884160
don't know who that is but he appears to be representing australia at an underage level

NONCE

>>152884134
I said Indian men aren’t sexy. I didn’t say anything else

>not knowing every Australia XI team thats ever been named

we will never see ponting, gilly and lee in the comms box together
feels bad man

pretty interesting how all the former players seem to get a long and work with each other... except haydos

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>>152884116
Good morning SAAW

imagine if bouldering didn't exist

about to leave toil

about to go to bed

you're all just parasites! you're not my real friends!

faceless bastards

>>152884130
I'll pray that (Catholic) God sends some snow to my direish brothers and sisters

>>152884132
Nah >>152884155 is right
After shouting at them I stole their sled and did some sledding too

I go bouldering, thumb a laptop for a living and own an air fryer. I am sane

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Utter state of twiglet legs

won't need a serve against you tree trunks

can't do the 22nd march anymore though
as in maderia then

basketball shoes live from Queen Elizabeth hall is a banger
absolutely dire band now

on the train
a lot of my life is train related

train mad empty for a Friday after work
think everyone is thinking of the storm or something

they call him "boring" bowen

hello lads

ol bingo wings calls him boring bowen

heya mate, and everyone else

>>152885297
hi

these brew York cans have hit the spot so far
it was 2 for 1 new year sale sale on their more esoteric cans
maybe should have bought more and stocked the nang gaff (not a bedsit btw, as bedsits don't have a bedroom) fridge up

then again, they are hardly a bargain even at half price

going Donedon

time for a beer

You're making me feel like a dollar in your hand
You're making me feel like I'm a zero bedroom man
You're making me feel like a dollar in your hand
You're making me feel like I'm a zero bedroom man

crease

drunk bedsit man

bedsits don't have a bedroom
my flat is 50 square metres

1 bedroom zachy, or 2, or?
either way, congrats mate

1 bed in a bedsit

>>152885517
1 bedroom
so not a studio flat/bedsit

>>152885532
meds then bed

has anyone seen proof that the bedroom is separate i've only ever seen one space

>>152885540
nice

>>152885553
why would I buy a bedsit

is this your idea of events-

the estate agent didn't even need to move to show me around. and I was like 'yeah, I really want to buy this room in York, here is 170k'

>here is 170k
you mean MUMMM GIVE HIM 170k!!!

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such a shame he doesn't still represent Iran
simply not allowed

>>152885621
I was given 50k ish
most of it is my own toil

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Back from my 3 day ban.

never been good at chess me, always an artist at heart, a romantic, a dreamer. simply not made for chess.
now scrabble, there's a great board game

Couldn't post on days 4+5 of the final test. Oh well...

https://lbwtest.com/

This is fun btw.

>>152885673
>never been good at chess me
I think I have potential

>>152885701
all the best to you mate. you got an elo?

but I need at least 5k more games

I’m out tonight, staying with Rebecca, I’ll be back in the morning after yoga, there’s a Charlie Bingham curry, they’re pretty good xx

Charlie Bingham has conned rich people so easily

>readymeals
grim

little does mum know I don't even eat dinner, into life extension things such as not eating 4 hours before bed and 20mm max hangs

>>152885753
yeah swear they haven't been a thing for years
mumberg on crack maybe

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>>152885685
Beat the umpires, but still got a lot wrong.

https://youtu.be/Q2JZCsIEAtU?si=3isj7u6RLldG9USb

this interview is actually pretty funny

does Cameron winter have some kind of nasal condition?
he sounds sort of posh for a yank, and kind of very autistic

Bob Dylan wannabe but even more talentless so shitters who've never picked up an instrument will listen

modern drum kits were modelled off war drum ensembles. of course it was invented in the usa, they love war and have a strong war culture. it's no surprise cricket never gained popularity there. i avoid music with drum kits, electric guitars even. that country has had a net-negative influence on music culture (and literally everything else). bbl t20 not-cricket is evidence of their toxic influence.

geese are shit
https://youtu.be/SR2563NTFI4?si=CKDpJgGrJetAIL9X

his folk music is great

>Sam Whiteman has signed a long-term deal to play with Yorkshire in the County Championship

>Sam Whiteman, the English-born wicketkeeping-batter who's been at the heart of Western Australia's trophy-grabbing, is to return to his native county in the twilight of a distinguished career to play for Yorkshire.

>The 33-year-old, who's represented Australia A during a career highlighted by his starring roles in WA's Sheffield Shield three-peat, has signed a three-year deal with Yorkshire, where he was born in Doncaster.

>It effectively ends any last lingering hope the classy left-hander might have had about playing for Australia, as his British passport has allowed the Leeds-based county to sign him as a locally registered player, who'll feature in all three competitions – the County Championship, T20 Blast and One-Day Cup.

>A batter with 17 first-class hundreds under his belt – the latest coming in his most recent innings against Victoria at the MCG in December – will join his new county after the Australian domestic season finishes, where England batters Joe Root and Harry Brook will be among his teammates.

>Whiteman captained WA to Sheffield Shield titles in 2023 and 2024, winning the player of the match award in the latter. He was also player of the match in 2022, when they won the first of their three consecutive crowns.

>This isn't his first experience of English cricket, either. Whiteman played for Northamptonshire in 2023, scoring 913 runs in 11 Championship and eight one-day games, and he's also played league cricket in Sussex and Surrey.

>Whiteman joins South Australia's Jake Lehmann next season and previously Daniel Worrall (Surrey) and Mickey Edwards (Yorkshire) to sign for English counties as local players.

When does BethGOD become England Test captain?

i just remembered coolio died ffs

https://youtu.be/LdMoYYeW9g8?si=-uDn8fBmYTJmJuxO

>/cric/ - Politics and Blogposts

piss off sebbo

My fist up your ass /brit/zoloid

why are you gay?

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Captain Woke bros? Is he actually a Chud?

well yeah you cant unfreedom thoughts mate can you

China's 2056 cricket world cup winning team
>Li
>Xiang
>Hu
>Wu X
>Wang
>Zhao
>Lu
>Zhang
>Xiao
>Yang
>Wu L

We should let cricket die, release it from its slow and agonising death. Render it unto the Indian subcontinent completely. Abandon it, let it be their sport from hereon.

>bitchwide johnshit

>>152886530
I think you're a faggot

>>152886666
didn't ask

I hate monarcucks, but please fuck off to >>>/pol/

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YOU MUST DIE
I ALONE AM BEST!

https://youtu.be/wmKHHdqwVes?si=5rWmFUS5C0cE3oBx

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>>152886707
Wonder who's behind this post

>>152886707
you sound bent

based welshman not yield

https://youtu.be/emPhXdwhQoE?si=Za-JzN1nb2rTH_7_

the vpn runs wild over night aye but hey if you think you could do better a 4chan pass is available for you too! if you're amazing enough!

Rhys is a traditional Welsh name (and surname) meaning "ardor, enthusiasm, or fiery," derived from the Old Welsh word ris.

The surname Bowen is primarily Welsh, meaning "son of Owen" (ap Owain), derived from the popular Welsh name Owain (Owen) meaning "youth" or "noble".

Watching The Traitors (2026) because my family were going crazy about it at Christmas
It's complete NPC shit

Henceforth i call zachy

Noble Fire

is Wrexham the f1 of football?

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>>152887214

tennis is a bit of a tarq sport

tennis, bouldering, all jewish sports

bouldering is a lower class sport
mountaineering is the upper class equivalent

if to be Welsh was to be pro-palestinian it'd be pro-walestinian iykwim haha

so when theres no cricket on you sit around and talk about zachy?

>>152887580
not me i stand

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fit neighbour just clocked me getting an uber eats
ffs

>>152887603
is she hot fit or athletic fit

>>152887622
cute fit
i ran inside with the goods, just smiled at her like a fucking idiot

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>>152887603

>>152887591
based standing desk laptop thumber

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>>152887646
me irl

>>152887659
actually i finger my laptop

>>152887801
better be a Pentium II or older

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virgin

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>>152887948

When does the t20 world cup start?
Shant be back here till then as the posting is dire when a test isnt on or a big tourney

it was actually some latin dude who obviously is using a fake account because he got banned from uberjeets
made sure to let uber know that my driver didnt look like their photo and was in a different vehicle

>>152888031
7th feb

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>>152887921
>Pentium II or older
picrel iykwim haha

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>>152887948
>>152888082

>>152888096
offtopic

already 32c and its not even 9am

what if a fire got so out of control the whole country was on fire and people had to flee to beaches and try to swim out to survive but the ocean boiled

is that possible

1c here you fucker

>>152888152
Yes, it's called a flashover

i hope you all have a wonderful day ausbros
dont waste the day go do something that makes you happy
see you tonight when i wake up in morning

>>152888082
Based.

>>152888177
too hot m8

tomorrows sport
8:15 - Melbourne derby BBL
11:00 - Paarl vs Pretoria
12:15 - Macclesfield v Crystal Palace (Fa cup)
15:15 - Cardiff Rugby vs Racing
15:30 - Joburg vs Cape Town
16:00 - Algeria vs Nigeria
17:45 - Spurs vs Aston Villa (fa cup)
19:00 - Egypt vs Ivory Coast
20:00 - Charton vs Chelsea (fa cup)

>im working today in this heat
Dont even have cricket to make me forget about it

>>152888300
tradie?

>>152888177
thats a lovely sentiment mate, same to you hope you have a good sleep

>>152888305
Forkie
Tradies are too lazy to work weekends

>forklift driver
thats not work, thats fun thought you were doing physical work buddha

trades are daycare for men too stupid to work in an office

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>>152888431

>>152888278
hull city vs my rovers at 1:30am

takes more intellect to lay a slab than send an email

based forkie drink plenty of water then get on the beers tonight

forkies are pretty much emailsenders

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>>152888475

>>152888398
>swinging fork on a saturday
fucken hell forkie mate you must be loaded by now

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>>152888475

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>takes more intellect to lay a slab than send an email

kek the doorhangers really losing the plot in this heat
im sure all the middleschool math youre doing on site is really tough mate

>email senders fly into a tizzy when they realise they don’t know how to lay a slab but even concreters can send an email

>>152888502
Yeah, if the base pay wasnt so shite
Still alright and i am comfortably living with plenty excess to spend on food

do office workers ever do cashies? Like where you use your skills at the job you work to do cash work for yourself on the weekend?

hey daryl,

whered ya put da tools ya grog

bizza

I hate concreatures, always getting concrete all over my doors

>>152888598
Yeah. I help my mates with their websites as cashies. Generally they just want me to audit it and give them advice but will also get into the back end and build out their systems or fix integration issues they're having.
Could probably do it as a proper side hustle and create a business for it but don't really need to work overtime, getting paid well already

Hi Hamish
As per my last email, I’m contacting you again as I am still looking for my office laptop (the Dell one given to us by Raj from IT)
I need it urgently as I have a backlog of emails to send, please get back to me ASAP.

Kindest Regards
James
Deputy Manger of Email Sending

Tradies sit typing with 1 finger and yet have delusions that they could hack it as a laptop thumber

>>152888651
they just send voice memos to each other

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>brickies laptop

Fake name idea for an aussie e-whore onlyfans model:
>Phoebe Longneck

How does the ladder work, aka who is at the top
tradies, laptop thumbers forkies, artists, neets

>ashes cricket
*appears*
>bard michael hamish taquin
*disappears*

>eng vs nz test cricket aka reddit: the series or worcestershite county match
*appears*
>bard michael hamish taquin
*posts 400 times per thread*

obviously the more you rort the system, the higher you are. so
>neets
>thumbers
>forkies
>hangers
>artists

For me, it's Phoebe Litchfield

>>152888743
Tradies are among the biggest welfare queens in Australia

>'A really unfair kick in the guts': Mark Richardson on losing his media career
swear hes still on the commentary teams

rorting the ATO with my cashies getting paid the same amount in a weekend that thumbers get for a whole week in their cubicle lmao

for me, it's being below the poverty line and yearly income to even need to do a tax statement

>>152888740
lot here

>>152888503
meant for
>>152888548

>>152888628
NTA but how do you decide how much to charge them

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>>152888638

>>152888812
is this the comfy neet life i've heard so much about?

>>152888859
Depends how much of a mate they are as I'm pretty happy to help a good friend out but generally I charge between $100-$160 an hour
Give them an estimate on hours and thats usually pretty accurate
Going through an actual business will cost you $200-250 an hour so its a pretty decent discount plus they know I will do good work for them

if it was frankston vs coventry it'd be the cashes iykwim haha

>>152888918
stop it

>>152888898
ty for the advice
used to do web dev as a hobby but could use a job if i find mates and clients
helps that i'm not a fiverr jeet i guess

funny micksperg posts in 2023: 0
funny micksperg posts in 2024: 0
funny micksperg posts in 2025: 0
wonder how this year goes lads

>>152888929
FUCKING
S H A N T
H A N T
A N T
N T
T

square leg ump feels a bit redundant now that they refer every close stumping and run out upstairs

>>152888958
>>146700863
>>146700891

>>152888988
kek, the only funny micksperg post wasn't even him
it was i

>>152888628
Tradies wouldn’t do cashies if they were getting paid better, they’d rather have the time off. Increasing the award rates for tradies will be a net positive for tax revenue and give people more spending power

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horny slag

I do cashies because I like my work and I like money

How do forkies do cashies?

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>Anon: Way to go, micksperg!
>Anon: haha nice blog micksperg
>Rulesperg: But this is a general for CRICKET DISCUSSION!
>Anon: Yeah! And micksperg made a BBL post!
>Rulesperg: I can't stand it anymore, this whole general is offtopic! OFFTOPIC I TELL YOU!
>[Holds his head and screams a few times as he loses his mind, then runs out to a random thread]
>I can post off-topic, too. Look at me! I am a worthless spastic, just like wickeepsperg! Give me a (you)!
>[creates a new thread]
>Oh, I used a nsfw image, but nobody minds...
>[posts bblw porn, then heads into the /afl/]
>I have no idea about this sport, give me attention! Now I'm returning to /afl/ to spam power surges, *but* it doesn't matter, because *I'm* micksperg!
>micksperg: You okay, rulesperg?
>rulesperg: I'm better than okay, I'm micksperg!.
>micksperg: Ha! You wish!
>rulesperg: [to janny] Oh, hey, janny. I'm the worst poster on this board. Time to receive multiple (you)s and attention from everybody!
>[sees a young ellyse perry]
>Oh what's this? "U16 girls big gash league." Well, I don't need to worry about the the age of consent, because I'm micksp-
>[You have been permanently banned from all pitches]

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>>152889141

>>152889159
this broke him iykwim haha

>>152889159
noticed none of those posts have any replies

>>152889283
>what is cherrypicking posts to fit the narrative
notice how they don't show the posts the arrows hit?
cbf grabbing the md5 to find my good arrowposts

>Hobart Hurricanes
>Hobart never gets hurricanes
Why is this allowed?

>>152888948
Being dependable is key. Set low expectations that you know you can deliver. If you overachieve in results or timelines then they will be stoked.

>>152889283
btw the first post >>146203967 was (You)'d by >>146203982 in less than 3 minutes so either anon shopped it, F12'd, or capped it in 3 minutes
and that's just the first post in that >webm
either way i'm in antimicksperg's head rentfree

>>152889455
and >>146189768 was (You)'d within 60 seconds
perhaps i'm wondering who would cap my posts and hide (You)'s then make a webm before posting it

>>152889421
>overachieve
forgot this cos i've been neeting for so long but it makes sense cos there's no boss or team to offload work onto you

he's seething somebody would put as much effort into making a webm mocking him as he puts into being an annoying unfunny faggot

takes like 20 seconds to arrowpost champ

20 seconds x 30 arrowposts in a thread is probably what webmlad spent in total
you've been doing it in threads for years

he's seething i deboonked him

>>152889283
this is the post

>>152889779
not the post
>>152889455
>>152889582

bbl on earlier today
hopefully mick has stopped seething by then

>>152890145
Reeeeee forgot about that. 5am here
No chance… see you for the Melbourne one

are the heaties cooked?

>>152890230
yea its joever

>>152889141
LE ZIMZOMS XDDDXDDDD

Reckon spastic dancing like Peter Garrett did in those Midnight Oil videos makes boomers go nuts at oldies night at the pubs?

>>152890447
Based generational wealth seeker

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Figured out a close approximation in standard tuning of one of her songs in non-standard tuning, quite chuffed. Only six string strummers (not hacks) would appreciate

what tuning does she use?

trade work is skilled hands on work requiring both mental and phsyical ability, closer to the natural evolution of man.
office work, while skilled is exclusively mental work and the majority of the time requiring little intelligence due to the repetitive nature of using spreadsheets and sending emails, real problem solving left to those few at the top.
Trade work promotes and raises testosterone levels particularly working with other men all day and a large component of the work being physical, problem solving is complex and had real world instant ramifications.
Office work lowers the testosterone levels of men and raises estrogen due to working with women and the inevitable social and emotional environment they create in the office.
Office workers will try to compensate this lack of testosterone with the gym or other physical activity outside of work, however due to most offices and office workers being in cities will find women have integrated into these places too, defeating the very purpose of going to them.
tradesmen get plenty of physical exercise during the day, away from women and do not face this problem.
The office worker will often lash out at other men in more 'manly' fields of work such as the trades, beating his chest to prove his manhood not realising they are lashing out in the same way the emotionally driven women they work with would, further proving they lack testosterone and confidence.
The tradesman will usually settle his problems with hand to hand combat again following the natural evolution of man.
This is the reason most leftist ideology begins and spreads from cities, you have women who are essentially worshipped and copied by office working men out of their natural habitats, echoing the female and making decisions based on emotion instead of logic compounded with frustration and the feeling of lacking what males them a man in the first place.

tradies have to see escorts
emailers just sleep with the office lut

3lolp

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>>152890707
Suspect it's a Joni tuning (she's a fan and you can hear it). If you want to to strum in standard i hear

Bm7 7x7777
Em7 x79787
D? x57700
E? x79900
C? x35500

>>152890778
sex and the ability to obtain it, classic female argument again proving this right
>>152890736

bases slop poster

Who is winning BBL tonight, lads?

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>>152891956
Big Medicine

>>152890986
meant for
>>152890777

crazy to think theres posters here who slave away sweating outside in the heat and then spend that on a prozzy

being outside in the sun is good for you :)

fucking youtube jeets constantly nerfing their service
watching on freetube or even downloading the video file constantly getting timeouts now and you even have to resume it 4 times during a download

>>152892919
Youtube to me gets stuck not loading the video at times even though my internet is perfectly fine
The internet is just getting worse all around thanks to ai and jeets

>>152893330
seems like they're fiddling with and breaking shit every 2 weeks
had this problem on freetube like a month ago where it would say my ip is blocked right at the start of a video and sometimes restarting the video would work and sometimes it would give the same error
then was good for a few weeks but now keep getting the error randomly during a video, go back and continue the video and it works for maybe another 10 minutes before giving the error again

>>152889019
kys

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>want to decompress, spend time on my projects, relax on weekend
>too hot for any of them
funny how they always make it happen on the weekend

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BBL - today 4:00PM
Heat v Thunder
Usman Khawaja and Marnus Labuschagne return from Ashes duty for the Heat, while it’s a must-win for the Thunder to keep their season alive.

>Heat v Thunder
they dont even hide it

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>>152891992
kek nice one

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>umm actuially back in mcbumblefuk nutmut in 1950 there was a 48 degrtee heatwave for 3 weeks

Any of you guys like wine?

>>152893978
I do

get enough 'wine' from the wife harhar

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>>152893978
yeah mate been keen on it since my early teens

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Craig is on the way with breakfast, lads.

>>152894233
mmm daddy getting a tip today

SHHHHHH CRICKET IS ON AND KOALA IS PLAYING

>choosing to bat first
huh?

>starting wtih spin
an insult to the tradition of bbl

Could've easily caught that, if he wasn't a typical cricket player (fat, lazy, slow, unathletic)

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>>152894233
good to see Ken has landed on his feet after getting the boot from port.

>>152884974
literally me

>>152894366
no arse in the background

>>152894384
chimp

>>152894366
literally me bowling leg spin

business idea: warner called back up for the t20 world cup

what is the point of marnus at 5 in a t20 side?

I thought that Khawaja fella retired.

>>152894501
It’s a prime position.

Remember when players retired from ODI cricket to focus on test cricket instead of retiring from tests to focus on the t20 cash grab?

Heat aren’t trying to win.

>>152894501
you wouldnt get it...

>knobstas dropped

Zaman is chucking

kek

thinking weibgen might be too ugly for australia duties

>>152894768
looks like an easter island head

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Thinking i let every one on the team have a bowl, thoughts lads?

>>152894813
not that surprising when the specialist bowler has the worst figures

reckon warner might retire himself from the game if he ever makes it to the tail overs of a 2nd innings chase again

>>152893978
Brits love a good whine iykwim haha

>>152894813
based under 12s coach

>>152894813
>Khawaja captain
Grimola

>be's moving to a cooler country

Warner got a ton last time and they still lost right

3D chess my Marnus dropping Billings to get Warner

reckon the biggest problem is the sprawl. if we all (mostly) lived in dense european villages and cities we wouldn't have the bushfire issue so much. the problem is people are surrounded by bushfire fuel in bushfire prone areas

Reckon they should reforest the outback

these testies fucking suck at bbl

bbl in 2 hours lads

>>152894925
Thunders v Heat on right now

koala is so abrasive and rude to his teammates :( its just the bbl have some fun