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>>152894272brtual tko
I shit on mysef
you now remember the Nurmagomedov clan
you now remember what Khabib did to avoid the Tony
>>152894272
>>152894263Streamers trying to fight professionals and getting BTFO is my favorite genre
mmaguru bros....agh the humiliation....
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnD9o6GrPX4
>>152894344he's going to need 2, no 3 munchie boxes to drown the sorrow
>>152894315>>152894344He had the single leg
>>152894365Oh dear.....
>>152894282there goeeees my heeerooooe
BO NICKAL GOT RAPED
WE cannot follow THEM
I will not.
>>152894365Erm... source?
Ari says jump I ask how high
Bo Nickal showering with a football coach after a wrestling match does seem odd.
>>152894365Arman forced ass eating challenge!
DAMN Arman beat GURU???Islam doesn't stand a chance!!!!
>>152894513downright peculiar I'd say
the part that pisses me off the most is that there was ALREADY a thread made and I have a PREMIUM spot in it. Then the dumb faggot OP made this one and all the schizo europeans push it... chills...
werdum roided fagantonio silva roided fagdan henderson roided fag
>>152894678Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
guru wins the rematch
piggy is like 100 lbs more than arman, mighty mouse would murder that weight lifting guy.
>>152894678truth
mma puru got a piggy prolapse from ARMDADDY
>>152894678cro cop wonked his nose btw
>>152894789His nose would be cute on a girl :>
imagine what Schaub would have done to Fedor
big brown rapes mma piggy in 5 seconds.
>>152894735I mean yeah Bradly Martin isn't trainedThere's plenty of videos of him getting wrestled by smaller guys he challengedDJ could 100% wrestlefuck him bad
will guru ever recover from this, *gulp* "incident?"
>>152894801wonked nose or normal nose?
>>152894678ducks chael til he is out of his prime
>>152894678ducks the ufc, choosing strikeforce
>>152894901chael had that anaconda choke locked in, fedor was greasing
>>152894901chaels prime started round 1 against anderson silva and ended round 5 against anderson silva. and dont you ever forget it
fedor is the most overrated yet underrated can crusher
>>152894921>the greatest of all time is a can crusherwell yea
2008 to retirement fedors GOAT record of:>12w-6Lswhat else is 12-6? Jon Jones elbows, the true goat. Long Live Jon Jones
fedor would've been in the UFC but the Russian mafia ruined it
huh...
>>152894957enhanced for those without ant eyes
Zuluzinho and Yuji Nagata would've beaten the shit out of Jon
>>152894945he has RAF written all over him
>>152894944jon jones lost to dominic reyes kek
>>152894968ty
Bo bros...... we were raped by Sandusky ???https://youtu.be/dyZqqnyyNaY?t=2555
I can not fight wiz Brock Lesnar. I hev to fight and cheat against real stinky gangster Matt Lindland for legazzy. You know diz.
>>152894945better he wasn't. would have been exposed as the undersized chinlet he was
mir no gud for legasy need true steroid warrior jash barnett
>>152895026now hes just remembered as the goat. greatest of all time.
haha I just realized fedor actually did beat mir at some point, I forgot Mir fought outside UFC
there can be only one
Oh man former 3 time UFC title Challenger Colby Covington said WHAT?
guru bros... our aura...
>>152894297Good heem
>>152894990
>>152895064no one watches that here try reddit or 9gag
is camel meat good? the shit arman was eating looks kind of tasty.
>>152894982ducktales began after this
>>152895032along with losing to a football player turned fighter, and a good ryan bader twice. schaub wouldve knocked fedor outta dis world'b
how much do you hate? 25/8.
bros the lady that got shot was sandhagen's masseuse
>>152895172what.
>>152895172it shows. stiff as fuck his last few fights, and she was pretty stiff during that shooting
>>152895124it's alright but it's no moose
>>152894678>>152894736the best ever. Insane what his retard brother and Kadyrov did to his daughter
alexandre is the superior emelienenko
If a woman turned down him down for sex, Fedor would just go home and go without sex for the night. Not Alexandre!
>>152895259he who dares wins
/box/ won
>>152895358/box/ lost its documented. u staying up for mma? no boxing on til the 24th
HEEEEEEEM
>>152895385SELECTION:>ROB->WAIT THEN ROB ->WAIT DONT ROB->GO HOME ->TRAIN (the Faber'd way)
>>152894678>>152894736>>152894901>>152894909>>152895031He will be remembered as Darth Baders bottom bitch!
>>152895410i haven't had the heart to delet my corey folder please don't tell erin
>>152895421>but fedor was oldi thought combat sam-bo was badass or something?
>>152895416finna go with option 2 makwan will pay for this insolence
>>152895421AMERICA always wins in the end. Remember that, Borisjakkovs... forever...
>>152895459dats riteDATS RITE
>>152895473money
>>152895473power
>>152895473hespect
>>152895440Even current old man jones would NEVER lose to this or ANY version of Bader. Not to mention Jon already submitted Prime Bader... >>152895467NEVER see Jon go out like Schaub (clip related)
>>152895505that really happened
it has come to my attention by no desire of my own that the unwashed wax-skinned GOAT detractor, self proclaimed expert on homosexuality and limited hangout kyle "mmaguru" mee has gone from paying his rent doing funny voices for demetrius johnson to having a literal helwani (adin ross) sponsor him humiliating himself grappling a man half his size for a minute and flopping all over the floorgee willikers what a victory for IC1s it really isn't like his entire fan base are indians or anything
>>152895505fedors beyon' lucki rogan retired schaub b'ur he would'a been'a bella-tor prawlblem
>>152895505the thing about jones is that his fight iq extends to outside the octagon that's how and why he turned DC from an ostensibly respected individual into the cautionary cry for help he is today
MMMA guru gormt shown levels witha rmab
Arman showed the guru how many levels above him he is guru got shown levels
we do not support him sveribro he is a helwani lover who takes shekels to make us look like losers
He is supposedly a guru of mma but got shown levels by some rich kid? Yeah this guru is a fraud!
>>152895562a rich kid half his size in both height and volume no less
bj penn had a birthday, completely missed it. him being 47 was the most shocking part of this news. he might represent himself. it has to be frustrating for him in that courtroom knowing he could tap them all.
>>152895565Size has nothing to do with it
>>152895571they only say that to make you feel better
>>152895567Many blow jobs were given at penn state in the showers
>>152895580Listen this has nothing to do with me but everything to do with you
>>152895586this ain't microsoft kid this is the fight business
>>152895590No shit brother and if you aint in the business to fight you in the business to get beat
And mma guru is no guru of mma but a guru of getting beat
>>152895567Hapa mutts like pen tend to go insane, be grateful he didn't shoot up a school supreme gentleman style
Dont just tell them off; beat them off
>>152895606The supreme gentleman himself
>>152895583>and that victim your honor, that has been brave enough to come forward is. . . Jay Dee Penn III also known as Baby Jay to family, and B.J. to friends, and fans around the world. . >at BJ Penn State
>>152895110can you tell the cooler finland that guru and bryce and possibly even adin with strickland are going to fish in 2 days? thanks
>>152895606they simmer down but boil over. maybe its the cookouts, care free living and spear chucking brah
alright GODru bros, what's our cope? i don't think i can handle getting bodied by those fat, brown joeyfags all week
>>152895620Guru was downloading him he beats him easily in a rematch
>>152895620arman is the #1 lightweight in the world, there is not shame in losing some of our aura points to him
MMAjoey won the story
>>152895615I live the most inland of the 'gols here I'm fersure the coolest finn rn
Álmani Þjarþukan
>>152895620he was surprisingly chill and not cringe with adinalmost makes up for his humiliation vs arman
>people actually watched that crap
>>152895651No i just saw the screenshots posted here, the pig was laying on the floor looking flatlined so i thought Arman heemed him
>>152895648>gamble streamits all stake/kick script. shows how corporate the ufc has become even compared to the Fox era
>>152895620He was literally on his knees prostrating in front of Armdaddy. There’s no coming back from that. Wouldn’t be surprised if he takes one of Bryce’s guns and offs himself.
Baþi Bibletr
Raja vs pigru is the fight to make
tuf alum Nate en-Quarry
>6’3 and mogged to death by someone 5’7This is why ytbois need to stay inside. Best to just take out your frustrations and rage impotently into your webcam. Only way it could have gone worse is if he took his shirt off
The jealous losers are seething at GODru again.
i've got an absolute munster of a post i've been sitting on for a week or so now. don't think i'll be able to post it until 325 but we'll see what happens. i'll wait 6 months if i have to, this shit is going to blow some minds
Birthdays today>merab 35 >chuck johnson 35>matt brown 45>felix trinidad 53>remy bonjasky 50a lot of birthdays
>>152895734bj penn insider? give a hint
>>152895734Anything to do with Gane?? if not i don't care
>>152895752>Mfw the golden age of kickboxing will never return
>>152895620I’m not brown enough to earnestly shit on mma pooru for failing to take down ArmanI mean, the people who unironically do that are pakis, right?
>>152895879Kickboxing is still around, why don't you watch it
>>152895752How did kixbox fall so hard? I guess you can only count on the Japs to do it right. >inb4 watch ONE bro!Not watching your midget clown show
chatri sityodtong could very easily and effortlessly beat the shit out of dana white on site/sight with no camp
mmagurubros... it's over
>>152895473anything past the bigfoot loss was pretty much tarnishing his legacy anyway, specially the maldonado fight.
>>152895620cope is very simplearman is the no 3 LW fighter in the world, it’s not a shock that he out grappled an untrained youtubermmajoey would have a heart attack and shit his pants after 10 seconds
OH DEAR OH DEAR OH DEAR OH DEAR OH DEAR
>>152895929>How did kixbox fall so hard?K-1, the biggest kickboxing promotion was sold off and split up in the 2010s. Money dried up from there which resulted in a severe lack of new talent in the non manlet weight divisions
>>152894901>>152894909werdum and henerson are steroid cheating roided fags you understand that right? they aren't real fighers, they didn't win anythingdan henderson faked getting knee'd in the head against wanderlei in their first fight lmao what an absolute faggot you'd never see fedor pull some nonsense like that
>>152896064>zero understanding of leverage>no greco this is the guy whos opinion is taken seriously? lol im talking about arman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw03VvA_Gbw8:37 sterling tier acting from dan trt pig henderson
>>152896120he lost twice to ryan bader bro, ryan bader
>>152896064>>152896065Didn't this dude say he could beat any UFC heavyweight outside the top 10?
>>152896086all me btw
>>152896216Yeah cuz heavyweight wrestling dogshit
>>152896129so wut we're team quest guys, we bend the rules. we're team quest guys
>>152896217you werent wrong. the ufc is dying>women>van>yan>volk (retiring soon)>gaethje (retiring soon)>ilia retired>islam (retiring soon)>kazmat>kazmat>kazmat>jon jonessports so dead
>I'm a Eastside Cleveland wild boy>Eastside Cleveland wild boy
>dated for one weekWhat happened?
>>152896395Pereira has a tbp sadly....
>>152896412Tbp?
>>152896427tablespoon. appears to be an error
>>152896441Tablespoon? That doesnt make sense!
>>152896454well if he only has one how is he supposed to provide for a lady
>>152896454youre not telling me its....tributyl phosphate
>>152896463Huh?>>152896464I guess? Doesnt make much sense either
>>152896475you tell me budyou tell me
>>152896475He has a small cock you dumb niggerKill yourself
>>152896478you sure? you op or something? care to clear up the confusion
>>152896478What in the...>>152896477Huh?
WHERE ARE THE HEEMS
>>152896497turn your monitor on
>pulling guard against Prime JonBader Was Always Based
>>152896488no he's on second who's on first look we've been through this before pal
>>152896529What are you even talking about now?
>>152896497this is /draw/
>>152896541You have lost your mind or something
>>152896541full of change that no bones sees
>>152896546I beg your pardon
>>152896547
Fucked these two last nightDidn't even know they were fighters or somethingCool i guess
>>152896537Hughes heemed that bum
>>152896565rockhold throwing a pedigree and dx chop this afternoon
>>152896586Choker necklace?
makwan is late...
huh?
>>152896652where is my diavola
>>152896657huh?
>>152896660I went over this with svedu he's on second now where is the pizza
>>152896664 a pizz?
>>152896670I beg your pardon?
>>152896671i was drinking
>>152896673well it is saturday
fr though this nigga is 6 minutes late now
We are going to find out at saturday night baby
we are finna found out *passes out*
>tfw when i'm in a sad lonely cunt competition and my opponent is finland
once we are in fifteen minutes territory I am obliged to file a complaint
>>152896602that's his sunglasses, i can tell you've never had sex
Happiest country in the world doebeitson
>>152896691you'll always be the reigning p4p #1 no matter what sneed or the entire nation of finland do
>>152896696I can tell that when you fuck, you do it passionately, with an animal-like ferocity
>>152896701how do sloths heem it can't be fast or furious
>>152896701What a weird thing to say
>>152896753tell me about it
>>152896753I can't tell anything about your sex life. You're hard to get a read on, kid
>>152896766mine is unironically likely going to kill me this year
>clozapoz
Look at heem, he looks like a whore on the side of the road
I might look like a whore on the side of the road but I've never BEEN a whore on the side of the road jon
yall are turning into a bunch of morales
Whittaker wins the Chimaev, DDP, and RDR rematches and the Izzy trilogy and retires MW GOAT
Whatup playas!https://youtu.be/ArCrT2mOOuE?
>>152896572JJ would have been a peach without the extreme weight cutting and scar tissue
Why is Dana even friends with this guy what the hell is going on?
Francis Ngannou scammed PFL
>>152897445Trump does what he wants when he wants. Dana is the same. Being prime alpha males is why they're able to get along.
>>152896086There are bo good things happeningNothing good has happened in the UFC in the last 8 years
Tito Ortiz is a punk!
>>152897814Ok?
shaved the meng and tafas
Come on /heem/ it's just two more weeksTwo more weeks and you'll have a cardDon't gas out on me now
>>152897814
joeycels been awfully quite cents this dropped
OINK OINK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINK
>>152898055brits are such shameless roiders
>>152898055Crazy that the brown middle eastern desert sheikh on his side could uncork his head off with a single punch and give him life long traumatic brain injury
>>152898176>>152898118>>152898068>>152898055Say something for the record! Tell the people what you feel!
Holy shit you guys, Figgy is actually plus money to beat Umar.
>>152898213I just wanted to say thank you Dana White I train hard UFC to put on big show thank you Dana thank you UFC maybe rematch in summer I can be ready and win back the belt I don't make excuses I just want to thank Dana thank you Dana thank you Sean Shelby thank you UFC I'm sorry to the fans thank you Dana
>>152898213I feel like Dana White should not be friends with a jewish pedophile and a well known criminal who's who also spray paints his face orange. That's how i feel today.
>>152898265Oh my God can you disgusting 3rd world freaks stop crying about Trump for 5 minutes?
>>152898213>>152898228>>152898254>>152898265Nah, FUCK the record! And FUCK the people!
>>152898307heh, I don't care
>>152898228Umar is -1600 if Figgy won it would be the biggest underdog ever
>>152898381Yeah that's crazy, Umar has never won against championship level fighters. Its literally free money on Figgy.
>>152894365post the full takedown sequence, no wonder Gamrot dog walked this guy.
>>152898415Not sure Figgy is a championship level fighter at bantamweight and he’s old but it might be worth a cheeky tenner because those odds are insane
>>152898381>if Figgy won it would be the biggest underdog everDid you forget Payton vs Raoni Barcelos. That legit might have been the biggest favorite to ever lose in UFC historyIt makes me think Talbott took a dive because he wasn't bad at wrestling in his fights prior and he wasn't bad at wrestling in his fights after. I refuse to believe he put together a decent wrestling game within a year or being brutally raped
Rockhold would lose to RDR and there's 0 chance Colby would ever beat VieraBo beats all of them convincingly MMA math is always right
>>152898442bro he's just a young fighter and when you're young and motivated you're like a sponge just buy the ppv
>>152898415Figgy is super slow at Bantamweight. Expect Umar to rinse repeat takedowns on him. If he could do that to Bautista who's an exceptional scrambler, defensive wrestler, and jitsuka, he can almost certainly do so against the ancient corpse of Deivison Figureido
>>152898450Colbeast would put Viera on a shirt you clueless ingrate.
>>152898450rockhold would put raineri on a shirt you clueless ingrate
>>152898465>>152898473on a shirt? like with an affliction logo on it? that'd be badass
>>152898442That fight closed around 1200 though I do expect some money to come in on Figgy. I’ve got Umar but it’s still a ridiculous line
Test
How come Colby gets to be ranked even though he never fights or even schedules fights?
>>152898490Dana White Priviledge.
>>152898490Because he's one of the best welterweight fighters of all time and a massive drawl.
>>152898506Source?
chinless?????? how he hef no chin
>>152895490He's probably more russian that Islam Mac. How funny is that
>>152898540Sounds like you need a longer break from 4chan because it’s rotting your brain
>>152898538reality
sneak dropped before Christmas GSP da GOAT
>>152898538Usman.
>>152898570Maybe, all the better. Waiting for my new break now. I read more, get stuff done
Aaron "Jitsuka" Pico
GEEKED UP POSTING HEEM SHIT ALL DAY
This UFC 5 create a tournament shoot is all right, the AI is actually fighting each other really well. guy powerbombed the other guy when he was triangling him?? I didn't even know you could do that in this game.
Does Judo = JudokaDoes Karate = KaratekaDoes Jiu Jitsu = Jitsuka
Dicksuka
>>152898662COCKSUCKER!
>>152898540Spammy revved you.
>>152898662Wrestleka
OH HES HURT
>>152898689God damn!
>>152898540sup tobes any saturday plans?
Boxka
Jimi II
>>152898699Hello buddy. Cooking a nice stew which will take hours so staying in. I'm actually excited to find out if Paddy is really too level. Who you got?I don't think his mum could have actually named her baby paddy, when he going to tell us his real name
>>152898681How would he have? I don't even know who he is when he posts. Only sneed is that distinguishable
imma post my favorite kosthis is number 3
>>152898780patrick is his name
Number 4 on my list of favorite kos: The absolute barm burner that was Kongo v Barry.
>>152898809Knew it
Number 5: Niko Price v Randy Brown probably the first time anyone ever seen a ko like this from bottom position.
Number 6: Fedor v Arlovski, when rushing in goes wrong.
Arlovski just won in bare knuckle, and just a month and a half ago he won a boxing match. This man will make you take your Hat off to him so ma y times you'll have to throw it away shortly from ware are tear
>Jandiroba vs Babyshark >King Green vs Zellhuber
Number 7: Coindit v Hardy battle of the left hooks unfortunately for Dan, Carlos hit harder.
>>152898822No way, don't tell me you mean you're going to the Home of the Bobocels? Kek if so you're a mad man. You really DO like this woman
Number 8: Hill v Walker Just how goofy is Johnny Walker he even loses in hilarious fashion.
Number 9 Impa vs BuckleyYeah this was fuckin cool doubt it will be topped in terms of coolets ko in UFC history.
And last but not least! drum roll please...Number 10: Henderson v LombardEveryone would normally pick Bisping but this Lombard one was just as vicious maybe more.
>>152898896Why dont you suck his cock too?
The hype is real
>>152898935another angle of the KO.
>>152898878I am meeting the cousins yes
>>152898957No, why would I do that? Highly doubt I'd enjoy it. Why would you say a crazy thing like that?
Kickboxka
>>152898957because the main squeeze would have him in the back of a mercedes in the time it took meng to end the staph guy
>>152898986say hello to miika and teemu for me but not eetu I don't like eetu
Muay Thaika
>>152898986Jesus. You're becoming a legend, hope all goes well. Report back with that too, got a feeling it'll be rather a entertaining tale
See guys, you see how interesting life can be.
>>152899017Old fat losers larping about having sex while spending every holiday here isn't interesting
wow maybe you guys should kill yourselves or something you seem so miserable
honorable mention: Arlovski v brown, insane fight.
>>152899144Who are you talking to?
>>152899148talking? I'm posting heems retard.
>>152898997You have so much sex man youre cool
>>152899038He said he's not fat.Ok, I've been warned. Guys do not speak to me about anything other than MMA for the rest of the evening. K?
Smiffheem
Guram Kutadeladze vs Elvis Brenner: beast of a fight some day Guram was never the same after this fight.
Everybody is jealous of Finland because he looks just like Luke Rockhold and has sex all the time plus he owns his own business isn't fat and his mom is still alive.
Font vs Yanez, the hype died after this one but in some halls you can still hear "Yanez is the best boxer in 135lbs....."
>>152899217this isn't a ko it's a quitty
>>152895398wtf is this real
kahkramanov vs some guy: sick choke ko makes you wish he landed some extra gnp to seal the deal
>>152899277Great clip
>>152899038Crucified that cum consumer
>>152899195Great clip
>>152899144Great clip
>>152899348wait what?!?!?!? how will he heel hook a man with no heel!?!?!?! Valter is screwed.
>>152899674bro NEEDS a decent barber
Both your moms hate me uhhhhICE'd out til the browns fleeuhhhhNo muslims in my city pleaseuhhhhTaxation gettin none of meuhhhhBo NiggerMinivan trigger (BLAP)Colby in Miami making brown pussy quiver
>>152899674>adinrosswtf I thought that guru was gonna fish with bryce. why is he hanging out with a jew?
MMA Guru is 6'4 has never kissed a girl in his life (self admitted) has no friends and no social life (self admitted) failed at everything he tried (self admittes) and only has his YouTube channel to give his life meaning (self admitted)
your opinion = wgaf
>>152899781MMA?
>>152899800It's not opinions it's facts
>>152899807He recently had a exhibition match with number 1 ranked lightweight Arman Tsarukyan
Well done to her, inspirational stuff
Does ANY site stream RAF or do I have to buy cringe FOX nation
They call it Mixed Martial Arts but rarely are niggas mixing together multiple identifiable martial arts anymore
>>152899910lmao
>>152899823You sure?
Britbongbrehs..... we're getiting a new champ in the first card of the year.The ROW (rest of the world) thought they had vanquished us with Leon and Tom gone. Not so. Paddy will remind them.
>>152899975Boxing, kickboxing, jui jitsoo, wrestling, some judo. You're not paying attention
Patrick
That's his name. Someone told me
How come there aren't any Gypsies in the UFC?
New champion (interim(fake))
>>152900106>>152900086>>152900076Don't worry your friend will be back soon enough
>>152900106Their culture is more bare knuckle boxing
>>152900158more like thieving, scamming and not washing.
Jouban > faglal muhhammed
belal, you will stand and strike. Or else.
>>152900127I never mentioned any person in this place. Stop hallucinating>>152900158I'm talking about Roma. Pay attention
That fake gangster Shara got embarrassed. Why are we not talking about this? The world needs to strip him if that dumb act
No Bo Nicka tonight. That guy ducks too
>>152899261every ko is a quitty. Only you decide whether you go out or not.
>>152900235roma are basically indians, do we really need to speculate further?
Belal did tricks on it for a playa. No checking in to o block needed. Bitch!
>>152900346Kek fair enough
>fox nation app Download now >get access to RAF! IF SUBscribed to FOX NATION! tm >SHOCKEDBUT WHY DID THE SPORT FAIL?! WE PUT OUT GREAT CARDS?!? NO ONE WATCHED, BUT WHY?! who is in the ear of these nigger promotions telling them “yeah goy put it behind a retarded paywall to minimize the audience, and maximize profits.”
>>152900479We don’t watch that crap hereWe don’t say the n word hereMMA Joey bless
>>152894263Did Arman curb stomp Guru?
>>152900561you don’t cuz ur a bitch non White lmao JON JONES FOREVER! >Nigger Van>Nigger Yan>Nigger Volk>Nigger Vacated >Nigger Islam >Nigger Islam>Nigger Kazmat >Nigger Pereira >Nigger Gane
>>152900654Please take your medicine
>>152900654Okay list but Aspinall is the champ
>>152898068>6'5 whale couldn't do anything to a 5'6 midgegurucels...
>>152900678>Nigger Poster >Currently unranked, but someone to lookout for. Training out of Jackson-WinkelJohn camp in Albuquerque, where the likes of UFC champion Jon Jones train, along with former UFC champions, and contenders like, Andrei ‘the pitbull’ Arlovski, Frank Mir, and John Dodson. He looks to get back on the win column tonight with a win.>COMING UP NEXT “The Natural Born Nigger”
>>152900783Please take your medicine man we want the best for you
>>152899800bot account
>>152900822>medicineyou sound like an imposter poster brah . what have you done with the real niggers
We simply dont follow them here.
Bo Nickal crowned RAF champ after defeating Yoel Romero via the scale. Levels.
no dickal was getting viciously clowned for being a pussy yesterday and today he goes and pulls out of a wrestling match with a 50 year old man
>>152900983Not againThis pair captcha shit is annoying
>>152894263We really out here
>>152900983>Featherweight champ Jordan Oliver didn't make weight but his opponent, Woods, did.>Woods STILL accepts the fight. If Woods wins he will become champ, if Oliver wins the title will be vacant.>Romero missed weight and will fight someone else who missed weight>Because cry baby quitter bo refusedKEK... Poor litle cry baby quitter Bo ducked because his clitty is too small.
Undisputed Light-Heavyweight Champion Bo NickalYoel Romero
>>152898679SWEDGIN!
>>152901318>the giant and dumb henchman tries to fight the protagonist
>>152901318Holy shit Guru is huge, he would beat the dog piss out of Arman in a real fight
>>152901318goys
>>152901318This fat guy thinks he can beat a ufc hw btw
>>152901406Not true. 5’8-6’0 is optimal unless you’re John Joans
>>152901318Guru admits he actually shit himself here
not out of fear, but because he had an upset shrek belly from a bad soseg roll
>>152901318Why didn’t Arman simply do this to Islam?
>still trying to push the "guru is le fat" meme
>>152901420He included light heavyweight too
Bo Nickal was forced to shower with Penn State Pedo, Sandusky... This is not a joking matter.
>>152901406Arman is 5’6
It was an honor to shower with you, Mr. Sandusky- Bo Nickal
God you losers are so fucking pathetic, good thing I'm too busy actually having a life to post here much.
>>152901793afraid so
>>152901866Hello Mr. Sandusky
>>152901793*Clap Clap*Raped Bitch!*Clap Clap"Raped Bitch!
Bo Clittal sadly
ColbLORD and LukeDADDY tag teamed sweet Bo I fear...
sverige
>>152901967He looks like Sneed
>>152901925monitor on
>>152901666MMA pigu prostrated before he Armdaddy
>>152901866Itinerary please
Arman is brave. If I was a professional fighter no way would I spar with some big dork. If he by the luck of the lottery does something good you are HUMILIATED for life
>>152902011I'll be working for the bank. Doing a little something called cyber security. Yeah.
Loif
>>152902063Terrible outcome for big fat dudes who think they could beat up lighter fighters just by being big
>>152902064Larp! And I'm fucking Marissa Tomei
>>152902063Arman could tell guru posed no threat. Dude has zero presence despite his size. He looked awkward as fuck in that live stream no matter where he stood in the frame.
>>152902106and then they try it irl and it works if they just tackle instead of doing wahtever the fuck that retard did
>>152902063It wasn't a sparring session, Guru got offered 20k if he could take down Arman in under a minute. Arman was only defending takedowns. I guess if Guru as a nigger Arman would have worried about getting sucker punched or something, but it was an easy 20k. Not like he needs it since Arman is filthy rich, I guess he just wanted to embarrass Guru and was probably secretly praying piggy would chimp out so he could choke him out or flatline him on stream.
>>152898287He was talking about ari emmanuel you retard
What a smug face. Bjj coming to the west was the worst thing ever. Giving dumb girls the opportunity to feel like powerful goddesses. They should've stuck to BJ's that leave them feeling used and worthless. That's when the world was good
>>152902192Guru moves like he has dyspraxia, it’s commonly associated with autism
>>152902193Guru tried doing a full speed tackle, it didn't work.
>>152902192Course, I knew what the outcome would be, but anyone can get Lucky.People fail to realise it'd not a size competition. If it were the reference would get his tape measure out and announce the winner before the fight>>152902244I get the intention, I just don't think these things are a good idea. I didn't know money was involved though, sounds like a laugh. Going to watch it after I finish my Chinese food
>>152900983Why is Bo such a bitch, Rockhold was right
>>152902193You can’t just rugby tackle a wrestler mate. Maybe that’d work on a midget muai Thai striker, someone in the UFC? Nah
>>152902296Bot
fat shit Guru needs to redeem himself by crashing an Arman eating stream and then eating Arman
The pig came in greased, Arman still porked him
>>152902443>the giant cupthis lil nigga is funny bruh
guru had a bad kebab he will return stronger and fatter than ever
>>152902494Easily entertained are we?
>>152902269Oh fuck, forgot the image. That is very annoying
>>152902556hey guru
>>152902572Get that fat disgusting tranny out of my turned on monitor
guru has obviously been playing up the fat pig angle for a while pretending he doesn't lift and doesn't train. he does this partly because it's good dono bait but i genuinely think he is baiting for someone to challenge him to a influencer boxing/heem fight. i hope it happens. i was desperately hoping harrington was going to be stupid enough to fight him but sadly bisping's pod seems to have faded into irrelevancy since smiff left. who would have thought smiff was the glue holding that show together. levels.
Finally bought my tickets
>>152896602Sunglasses.Who uses blue? You don't use blue b...
>>152902280No, they try 'safe' tackles like >>152902323 said; proper flying tackles are banned in most sports.A real tackle is what you see a lot of cops do; they fucking throw themselves. There is no plan B, you do not keep your feet on the ground. At that point the guy literally either has to deal with your mass (he can't unless he is on gigaroids) or be quick enough to evade it (he can't since you're falling on him).
make ai video Dana White saving rescuing MMAGuru hero cape
I knew Yan was future champ
>>152902719Sorry
A million posts about mmaguru's physique but not ONE about Joanna's insane bikini ass. I guess im not surprised
>>152903003Joanna is cancelled. She tried to assault Maldaddy by sucklin upon he BBC without consent.
I can can almost here the clapping from here, it's crazy. Someone is getting plapped up
Why are Volk and Lopes fighting again LOL
>>152903064Props to your Pakistani stepdad
Dana said in an interview with Stephen A Smith that the UFC is Donald Trump's safe space to come to. He shows up to be cheered when he's getting lots of bad press. Dana wasn't saying this as a joke, he thought it was cool.
>>152903080cause ufc is fucking donezo and cant even get their third world fighters to fight or defend belts, bbc suckler topturo has PTSD from miami wife and Tom's eyes are green and rotted
>>152903080Couldn't give a fuck. Didn't last time. The only thing I barely remember from their first fight was volk getting knocked down. What a waist for bowlth theyre carirs
>>152903003>>152903058Quite a lot of joannas in mma, you have to be more precise
>>152903080fuck u by the ppv
>>152903117Otay
>>152903134Did you just call Tom a third worlder?
>>152903145Check the polish goblins insta. I 100% thought it was one of the numerous onlyfans hos thats i follow. But nay! Imagine my glee when my eyes revealed the truth
>>152903134Terrified Topiglet still coughs up the BBC juice Jaidaddy squirted all up in him, I fear
yeah mate i already beat lopes and i don't think he is the top contender but i signed a contract to fight him anyway
>>152903226she's an asslet, i'm not even going to bother checking. i don't want to see that bony ghoul's disgusting ass rattling around on the beach like a pair of pool balls in a sock
I just watched it. Why did Arman slam his crotch onto that fat boy's bum while he was laying down!? Hahahahahahahaha
>>152903323He said he specifically asked for Movsar or Leon in december 2025 but the UFC insisted that it had to be Lopes
New event getting put together for The White House card
>>152903398Who the fuck is Leon LMAO
>>152903432Leon Murphy
>>152903406Heavyweight fights are already this
>>152903406Now I'm not saying this made me horny, but I am now going to masturbate to some porn after seeing this webm.
>>152903336Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>152903226That is so disgusting, get her off your account and don't do stuff like that again. She probably leaves her soaked lady products uncovered in the open toilet bin
>>152903605I’m starting to believe that you need to be executed
Keep smoking I love youKeep smokingI love youKeep smoking I love yooooouuuuuBut I don't want to dieI don't want to dieI don't want to dieI don't want to die
>>15290318417 hospital visits not a single white doctor you tell me
oh no not a big fat polish arse
>>152903656Because I thing Joanna is vile?
Why do MMA fighters accept invitations to hang out with these weirdos. Have they still not learned their lesson for Ilia's mistake, you could see Arman annoyed at some of the statements. They're not the same as you
>>152903849its called cross pollinating fanbases dumbass idiot
>>152903849They're not shut in little nerds like you
>>152899148to the real ones
>>152896508PRIDE Legend Mauricio "Shogun" Rua !
>>152896602
>>152903849>Kick Streamers (marketing/goyslop) sponsors ufc now >Stake Gambling (curaçao) sponsors ufc now>crypto Funny money >ross “Big streamer”>hype fc Present on kick >rampage Isn’t just randomly streaming. He’s managed but the same groups the produce “content”. Arman is the same as Strickland, Mitchell, Aspinall, Paddy, etc. All the same type of person.
>>152903605Is an "open toilet bin" some sort of trashy, third-world bogan invention to throw your gay-extravcted semen tissues into? Because ive never heard of such a thing. Maybe you should take your opinion and add it to your open toilet bin
>>152898867Tried hitting someone with a Shaka and they thought I was alien. Maybe it was my red hair, or my painted nails. It’s crippled me when they responded the way they did, it’s leben really tough dealing with it.
>>152903998Tonight he steps into the octagon with The American Gangster, Chael Sonnen, who looks to change history, and align HIMSELF, for a shot AT. YOU-F-SEE GOLLLD. >COMING UP NEXT
>>152903849They know that raising their profiles pays the bills, but they don't know how to actually do it.You can find tons of iterviews with UFC fighters with like a hundred view if you look for them.
>>152904253chills
>>152904341Mean streets of West Linn Oregon do that to you.
CHRIS LEBEN LOOKS TO BANG IT OUT WITH ALESSIO SAKARA RIGHT HERE JOE!
Joe pyfer scary man ladies and gentlemen.
>>152904314MMA History Podcast has a great catalog
>>152903406This is literally Chris Barnett's last fight
Paul Buentello reffed last night. Leben was going to ref, then judge, then Lebens it all on the table.
>>152903893Don't explain your faggot shit to me ever again>>152904112Ah I had no idea. I wouldn't even know how this stuff works. This world is getting too weird for me, I keep feeling like it's time I exit
>>152904314I guess there's logic to it, if it's about money I can't knock it
Dosing up Bryce Mitchell on a life changing dose of Ibogaine and forcing him to watch The Great Dictator
>>152904688Time to train. Someone has to put the younger generation down
could Ibogaine heal Tom's orbs?
Dana wants to tap into the Mexican market but he is too much a racist to understand that Diego lopes is brazilian not Mexican, he thinks all spics are the same
>>152903398>but the UFC insistedwhat could the ufc do if he said no
>>152902864>flying tackles are bannedlol not for the reason you think. it's for the neck safety. but people do them all the time in hs wrestling, you just bodylock and instead of fully sprawl you flip them over with their momentum. lots of football players wrestle since seasons dont conflict. we've told you this before bro, football players suck in mma. i know you wish they would be good and like to go on about it.
>>152905143ice him (toss on the shelf not swatted)
>>152905143Offer him more money which he will then accept
>>152903249We love crotch sniffing thoughbeit!! MMMMMMMMHMMMMMM. Why couldnt our dear slamdaddy recover and heem??? Poor slampiggy...
>>152905172I'm not saying it's good and I'm not who you think I am. The point is they WILL force a fight to the ground. The untrained big guy is just gonna lose the scramble and get his back taken instantly, but he will 100% force a small fighter to the ground regardless of training differential.
>>152905241This is why khabib will always be superior. He may have been a boring wrestlefucker who defeated only bums but at least no one ever made him look like a bitch.
Diepo Lopes is a beaner
>>152905314>He may have been a boring wrestlefuckerHonestly most of what i remember from Khabib is his ground pound not him wrestling
I'm the one who told you Morales was not undefeated. There's been rumors about it from coaches all around Vegas. Some weird guy has paid a lot of money to find old footage of fighters.Before brazza bros get too excited I'm told there is a big islam fight that he's tried to get scrubbed.
>>152905314Khabib was one of the least boring wrestlers ever. He beat the shit out of people with ground and pound, none of that stalling shit that’s become popular recently
Best ufc nicknames? Ill startTom "Ass" Pinall
Nicholas Name
>>152905435Morales is undefeated. It’s been ruled an amateur bout and nobody apart from turdpology ever added it to his record
has a matchup ever scared you? "they shouldnt make that fight"
>>152905500It's still a defeat, sadly. One that was known by a lot of people and he tried to get it scrubbed. Islam will remain with only 1 loss on record, but this heem is BRUTAL. It's not gonna look good.
>>152905505>>152905505>>152905505
>>152905557using this one till 700
>>152905549I have no idea what you’re waffling about
>>15290555750
>>152905557toe the line
>>152905584Already gassed out? I'm not surprised.
>>152906181Life gets busy you want me to live with you instead?
