the ashes is ovah >English cricket big breasted ladies on
YFO
>>152895930NZ vs India Test tomorrow champ
>>152895931this isn't a bbl (big breasted lady or big bottemed lass)
SCORCHIES
power surge button press webm when
ODI*
>>152895936odi idiot, and nobody cares aujeet except for when bindia loses again lol
feeling some discord growing in my tribe iykwim haha
>>152895938women fit for physical endeavours who erstwhile retain femininity are the best
>>152895944That's NOT a testYOU said TestExtremely rude behaviour
>>152895946im going to watch the first innings if nz bat and im verified white
>wot if we connected a fat bloke pedaling a bike for 10 minutes to the grid I bet that'd solve the energy crisismust be 1 of the most idiotic takes to ever come out of /cric/
>>152895948I mean she is hot not a bbl.t. prefers skinny birds actually cttoi
>>152895957with the right gearing you could spin a hydro dam generator
>>152895960Ah. Good.
>>152895954
>>152895963what about an aircon unit?
kind of praying that jeets see the particulate count near the fires and think "ahh yess, just like the old country" and run toward it
>>152895968only the humidifier kind
>>152895941oh yes. the esoteric field that is entropy.lucky to have met a wise man who imparted his insights upon me with his final breaths
HE GETS TO KEEP THE BALL!!!!
>>152895966Yh but also: BOOBA
is survivor a sport?
>>152895947feet pic? name?
inb4 getting reported on spurious grounds by the Leicester menace
Imagine survivor in the Ganges
sixies going to run this down easy and there will be no smacky show tonight
>>152895990
>>152895992forgot pic
>>152896000kek its real
>>152896000very elongated looking
>>152896000shes got a big advantage in the swimming challenges iykwim haha
>>152895997>coombait garbagebased mods
>>152895994you know anything about france? they're huge on nuclear and their energy is still expensive as tits (and still rely on international oil)
TOP DECKER FROM THE LITTLE GUY
ITS RAINING SIXES
stars pwning these renegade shits
reckon if you catch a six after the first over you should just act like you really believe you can keep the ball regardless of the overlike refuse to throw it back and just argue with the crowd around you about ithold up the game for ages and make the bbl rethink their stupid fucking idea of copying baseball
>>152896011That's due to the incompetence of the French civil serviceWhitehall mandarins would manage it far more effectively
>>152896035based bbl purist (I agree)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Bobby_Kent
got some good ideas for power surges iykwim haha
tell this bloke its not cricket
based fat lad in crowd
>This happened at the BBL today at the Gabba, was enjoying a great game of cricket when the group of 4 directly behind me were cheering every time Khawaja nearly got out, assumed they were Thunder fans and thought nothing of it, just wanted a great cricket player to get out to try give Thunder a chance. (I was cheering everytime Warner got close to being caught too)>This was all well and good until Khawaja got out, at this time the group cheered and screamed "get off the field you fucking terrorist". I turned around and rolled my eyes, then immediately got up and spoke to a Gabba staff member. He then pulled up the guy and had a word with him and he immediately got back in his seat and didn't say anything to me. Though he must have knew I was the one who made the comment to staff.>The game ended and Heat played amazingly! I then, due to a few too many beers stood up and applauded cheering "it was a great game, if only it weren't for the racists behind me". Which definitely escalated things but I couldn't let that comment slide and in the moment felt he needed to be called out
yeah I'm sure that happened *rolls eyes*
>>152896047This is powerful. This is everything. This is what we need right now.
imagine sending a scarf across the world cause some poof wanted attention on an image board
>>152896039>a girl will never love you enough to organise a group to kill your tormentor
>>152896068qrd?
they BETTER put smacky in next
give it a rest you fucking dickhead
I had a girl go stalk me for a bit when I was like 13she used to call our home phone and tell my mum I had got her pregnant (I was still a virgin)not as bad as the girl who went crazy for my mate at uni, that was an experience
>>152895947This is Hindu /strongmind/'s worldBut it would mean nothingWithout a convict sheila by his side
>>152896039https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf1KXFpV2Csmickspergs future
>>152896084qrd on uni mate
RUN OUT ON HIS BIRTHDAY
>>152896097>presenting malenah that's not it
remember when zachy retired the shitjeet gimmick for a whole year after bard completely exposed his lies about his cousin? good times
>subhuman eng shitter wastes of entropy didn't even know what entropy isStill kekking at this
>>152896084when i was about the same age, i had a girl next door call on me constantly. not like as bad as yours like, but enough that my older brother's friend would call her my "girlfriend" which embarassed me (she wasn't fat or ugly or anything, just incessant). maybe not stalking but i could be in the middle of something and then she rings the doorbell and it'd be like "sigh what does she want now". then her divorced mum moved in with a different bloke and she moved away.
COMEBACK (smacky looms)
HIT EM FOR SIX SMACKY
would you stab your childhood bullly to death if given the chance /cric/?
>>152896124YJK
get off strike harper you selfish bastard
Just dropped off my stinky nighttime Doggett
>>152896132no, i love my brother and i forgive him
getting a bit dark in my mind
paarl vs pretoria starting the future of english cricket asa tribe starts for paarl
why should i not enact justice upon those who wronged me
Taking a future of eng shitter cricket. Got the strong bleach
>>152896132I was the bully rather than the bullied desuLike to think that none of my victims would want to stab me thoughThey've probably come to realise it was character building and good for them in the long run
Sucking dick isn't bullying
>>152896099I flatted with him throughout uni so I got to experience a lot of this first handshe was a girl that we knew loosely, used to be at some of the same parties as us due to mutuals and he slept with her one night. she was really hot too. half persian half white with a bit of a kim k body. he took her home one night and then I assume stopped talking to her soon afterwards. initially it started with her just calling him and messaging him constantly but it really quickly developed into a ton of absolutely insane momentsi dont think these are chronological order at all since it was a while ago, but she:>followed his social media like a hawk. if a photo of him and another girl at a party got posted on facebook (even group photos where the girl happened to be near him), she would add the girls on fb, abuse them and send them the problematic picture with her head photoshopped onto theirs. she would send the same pictures to my mate and say things like "isnt this better?">show up at our flat at like 2am on the weekends certain that my mate had a girl home with him. we never used to lock the outer doors but would lock our bedroom doors, so she would be in the house banging on his door, screaming "I KNOW SHES IN THERE". he never opened his bedroom door once lol. i was the one who put an end to this because i schitzed out at her one night pretty bad and must've scared her proper good>faked having cancer twice to try to get sympathy from my mate. first attempt at the lie was pretty see-through but the second one she went really hard, we honestly thought she had cancer for a bit but asked her friends who told us she didn't[cont]
posts are getting very long lads lets calm down
>>152896175
>i was the bully>got bullied out of a top sports uni for doing a women's psychology degree*whistles Soul Limbo*
DROPPED THE RENEGADES MACE
>>152896170Amos 5:24:"But let justice roll down like waters, and righteousness like an ever-flowing stream"
Maxwell shouldn't be anywhere near the wc squad
Isaiah 1:17Learn to do good;Seek justice,Rebuke the oppressor,Obtain justice for the orphan,Plead for the widow’s case.
women stalkers are much scarier than male stalkers
ahhh what the fuck
>smacky finally comes on>he's just standing there not doing anything
DAS IT SMACKY
HITTED EM FOR SIX SMACKY WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152896177>after a while my mate had blocked her on fb and snapchat maybe 100 times each. she would just make new accounts as soon as she was blocked, often using the identities of other girls that we loosely knew (that my mate would be happy to get an add request from). most of the messages were just insane begging and guilt tripping, but she would also go into phases where she would talk about how much she hated him and how she wanted to hurt him. keep in mind throughout all of this, she was sending him maybe 10 oc nudes a day. i saw her naked maybe close to 300 times. over time these nudes got more deranged - she started by photoshopping other girls we knew's heads onto her body, but progressed to animal heads and then old women (i assume she had some theory that my mate saw her as an animal and old)>when we were at a multi day festival sitting around the campsite predrinking, she walked past the campsite 34 times in an hour. it was a massive campsite. he didnt acknowledge her existence once, so she ended up coming back and telling a couple of the lads to fuck her in a tent by the campsite which they happily did. he found this all pretty funny, definitely didnt think the boys were out of line at all>at the same festival, she would wait in his tent for him to get back. she had brought this one set of some victorias secret lingerie and was waiting for him in that lol. after the first night when he found her in there and had to get a security guard to remove her, one of us back earlier would check his tent for him and try get her outtheres probably more that I cant remember, seeing as it was a decade ago
>>152896177>>152896243corrrr what a schizo (still would)
>>152896177>>152896243Your actions will be judged
>>152896170i was both at various timespeople overexaggerate bullyingthere were times when i thought it was just a laugh but in reality some people percieved it as bullying behaviour>They've probably come to realise it was character building and good for them in the long runi hope this is a common takeaway.
wp stars ggtime for sa 20 kino
gg no re good work harper
>>1528962433 nudes or less iykwim haha
>fielder barely bothers and it goes for 4>given 1 runharper should be seething
okay gemini, could you parse the lyrics of Rainbow - All Night Long for me.
whats to stop me from erecting 4 large poles at eachj corner of my property and putting a shadecloth over it
a pathological fear of tradies and your incompetent, soft hands.
brb patenting a billion dollar idea
>>152896317they deserve pain for the happiness they denied me
>>152896317Lubbe up
are sa20 cameraman more pervy than ours?
brevis bros... we eating good
bloke working at the durry shop was an aussie. threw me off a bit. never seen someone whos not indian working in any durry shop
Lilies may growEven through the snowThe sun will riseSparkle your eyesThe wind shall blow bad trash awayWhen anguish is nearSomebody please polish the starsFor their skin is dullSomebody please awaken the sunAnd never let it fallSomebody please stir up the skyEmotionally so it must crySomebody please polish the stars(Lilies may grow)For their skin is dull(Even through the snow)Somebody please awaken the sun(The sun will rise)And never let it fall(Sparkle your eyes, sparkle your eyes)Somebody please stir up the sky(The wind shall blow)Bad trash away when anguish is nearBad trash away when anguish is nearThe wind shall blow bad trash awayWhen anguish is nearBad trash away when anguish is near
>>152896337i like to think seth efrika is still stuck in 2008 when things were normal and made sense
dan lawrence 2 wickets in an over for paarl corrr
>>152896366crisp
fucking hate south africans (dutch origin)
>>152896337they are high test blacks on the camera and in the directors studio so yes, they are
>>152896366really does feel like thatlook how happy everyone in the crowd is too
how about a /cric/ meet up at SA20 next yearwe can be happy again
I never want to speak to any of you outside of these threads
>>152896390>zachy lad you got mugged again? its only day 2 mate, slow down haha
The medieval exorcistsUsed a twenty-gallon brass syringeA twenty-gallon brass syringeFilled with holy waterNow, now!(Devil's voice goes along)A twenty-gallon brass syringeFilled with holy waterWhich they pumped intoInto the anus of the possessed
Wasnt that the drinking girl in the crowd again
corrr boobs
RAZA RAZA RAZA RAZA RAZA RAZA RAZA RAZA RAZA RAZA RAZA RAZA RAZA RAZA RAZA RAZA RAZA RAZA RAZA RAZA RAZA RAZA
>>152896438corrr got a soft spot for frizzy hair
PUSH MEAND THEN JUST TOUCH METILL I CAN GET MYSATISFACTION
>wam bam thank you maam
i like lana del rey
>>152896481BASED
>>152896438ITT we thank based Hindu /businessminds/ for reinvigorating saffer cricketTYBH/bm/
our bush fires would mog SA bush fires
https://www.news.com.au/national/elderly-cricket-spectator-killed-by-falling-tree-at-gracedale-park-in-melbourne/news-story/2678aa05292d2415e594d08ce740042b
>>152896629F
My dad and my uncle are arguing about politics at my nan's place (classic left vs right)Justy wanted to have a chill night getting on the piss...
just fell asleep
>>152896629imagine making it to 91 years and then getting taken out by a falling tree branch
i dont wanna die fellas
The Beatles were shit
>>152896170>I was the bully rather than the bullied desuyh sure you were, we believe you
>>152896638why are you taking a photo of someone through a window?
>>152896638Get on the piss anyway lad and leave them to it
with all due respect, it takes an unremarkable iq to argue about politics
>>152896629rip old timer :( at least his last moments were watching some criggy
>>152896438phwoar corr got a MASSIVE erection now
uhhhhhhhhhhh paarlbros the stadium is on fire
>>152896638>>152896725>>152896751Not to mention I've also had soemm thc drops so I feel dis yadda uadda
STOP THE DAMN GAME THERES A FRIGGING FIRE RIGHT THERE
Corr the cricket's on fire
>>152896918paarl was always a random place for a sa20 team. dicky little town, dicky little ground.imagine mount gambier with a bbl franchise
>>152896918what they whinging about this time?
>>152896950big uni town innit
The Mount Gambier Ice.
>>152896980The perfect nickname, regrettably, is 'Lakers'
>>152896998the lakes are brutal take no prisoners types tho
>>152896918>cricket in Australia >i-it-it-its a little dark with uhh dark clouds we have to stop the game>sa20 >its only a small brush fire play on
we're in trouble here paarlbros
baffling, BAFFLING freshcunt hottake there
we're in here bros
seff efrica got delays for everything, light, bees, roaming gangs of N
any new thick sa20 bros? I'm putting together a peem *current crowdies team 2026*adam rossington rahkeem cornwellmohammad shahzadsisanda magalaJarrod Freemanazam khanin a few years finch after pies and retirementjosh brown
Ran outta ritz at me nan's placeWhat do?
>>152897366>>152897366do some yard work or clean the place up a bit and surprise your nan, I sure miss my nan :(lgm
all my grandparentzas were dead before i was born.
only got my grandza left, 87 next month, the rest have gone
>>152897375>>152897390Buttered some bread for me to chomp on while I slide into unconsciousness by myself on her verandah
>>152897446your snacks are like mine, dry ritz and buttered bread, we'd be mates
Paarl gonna do this I reckon
fuck I jinxed em never mind
Photocunt here: Was gonna write something then forgot what it wasKeep seeing people in my periphery; getting to the point where it's creepy. They don't stop showing g up its werid
WALLLLL TO THE OPPPPPPP
35 off 12 going to have to put your big boy pants on lads
>>152897567yellow dress lady is lucky i'm not there coz she'd be going home pregnant
fan of the afro aye
incredibly disappointing from paarl thisi am ashamed
stop doing singles put the bowler under pressure and front up to the cunt make him come at you and bowl loose so you can hit it for sixes
35 or 30 runs to win doesn't fucking matter stand tall and make the bowler fuck up
awful end didn't pressure the bowler oh well gg no re
joburg v cape town in 40 bings
>>152895957that would probably unironically work though you brainlet neekprobably seething because you think you'd miss episodes of the chase
going by cric traffic, bbl is either the least popular its ever been or it was all the (now banned from aus internet) teens who were spamming that t20 shitebet it's the second one
>>152897531He reminds them
>>152897912old mate knew exactly what he was doing and batsman didn't see it coming
ausjeet is in I see
>>152897944lmao
>>152897912got that unfortunate bowen phenotype
>>152898438kek can't unsee this now
>>152898946Air head.
>>152898438KEK
Is she right /cric/?https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/jan/09/england-ruthlessly-privatised-cricket-australia-embraces-it-with-constant-public-displays-of-affection
>>152901291she's a retardall australian cricket besides the summer tests and brainlet bash have been sold off to premium services
>>152901569She doesn't purely consider broadcasting
would you rather the bbl get sold to the IPL or the MLB?
>[Starc] did not drink for six weeks before the Ashes, and was said by team-mates to have had just one drink after the series-sealing win in Adelaide while Travis Head led some team-mates on a bar crawl through his home town. Starc is the picture of professionalism, and recognised the effect alcohol could have on his body as he approached 36 years of age.
According to a certain Bowen alcohol has no effect on reducing performance
>>152901934Shame it didn't work for Mark Wood, he's teetotal and is injured 24/7.
weekend has almost disappeared up its own arse and toil is looming againhow tf is it happening even quicker in 2026? state
>>152902127imagine if he drunk tho
>>152901934Love HeadCould you imagine being normal patrons to some random pub in Adelaide when Head wanders on in with most of the Aussie cricket team in toe and all of them are already half blind
new opening pitch just dropped
>>152901600Cricket grounds here are just offseason football grounds and it's irrelevant who owns them. It used to not be that way but cricket has declined here on account of privatisation and exclusive access thereto. When the vast majority of cricket being played is behind "cable" paywalls, the sport declines, and it has. The other poster is right, she's a retard.
>>152901600The biggest problem i have found is just not enough (test) cricket being played, and when they do play some you have 3 three matches starting within a day of each other with some of them overlappingBangladesh is also a great example of how to broadcast games, they use youtube as a streaming service for their games and i unironically follow it as it is easy to use and freeBut ultimately they need to tell nations cricket governing bodies to stop overlapping test schedules with each other
>>152902861bit hard when the hemispheres experience summer at the same time, and tests should be started on a Thursday for optimal viewing (day 3 and 4 on the weekend)not enough test cricket is definitely true though, that world cup schedule posted the other day shows how over indexed we are on shit formats
>>152903004meant all countries in a hemisphere experience summer at the same time*
>>152903004Well yeah but when there was a long ass break between test 2 and 3 this summer for us which goves plenty of time for tests to be scheduled in between by other countriesIf there more tests played per year i would agree with the sentiment but not right now and you could easily still schedule starts on thursday/friday with very minimal overlap if any at all
just need more tests innit
They could start by making sure you have to play every team home and away for the WTC. They could spread it across 3-4 years instead of the current 2.
>89 days in summer>cricket played on only 16 days of thatso much for the "summer of cricket". dead sport.
What's stopping them from having a "big" 5-match series and a smaller 2-3 match series for the summer? Dilution?
>>152903942Other "obligations" aka t20What you said would be ideal, could even make it a 4 match and 3 match series instead if they are scared of player injury
delete T20 and cricket healsit was fine before the advent of T20I blame Martin Crowe
Delete eng14nd, p*kshitstain and kangludesh and cricket heals
>>152904822Thank you for understanding
starting regaine
>>152902348Least cringe arctic monkeys fan
>>152904954fin worked ridiculously well on zachyneed to study his welsh genetics a bit more
fuck im lost
I know this isn't /hoc/. But I just wanted to say hi. :)
>>152906614hi :)
:0
yewww up the boys bruhhhh
>>152906614
>>152908530How can he be so handsome
HOW CAN HE SLAP?! (my ass)
>>152908530thats not starc thats pat cummins like the petrol engine but he's the Australian cricket captain
BROS BROS BROS BROS STEVE IS BACK
>>152909554All rook same
>>152910586Same old Aussies
sexers soon
>>152910586Fuck sake.
>>152910626Based and handsome pilled
>>152895947i need to breed an aussie whore then leave
Why doesn't steve smith just relax and enjoy his time off after an intense ashes series?
SMITH IS BATSMANNING GET IN
is this any time for a big bash?
>>152911773*Person of Batting
>>152910586Same as starc getting out on the no ball in melbourne. absolute chad saw it and just said fuck it and walked off while englel and the ump stood around looking guilty and said nothinf
one of those surfaces where only two batsmen in the match seem to 'get' the pitch
why is it on so early?
>>152912085double header
Did Smith retire from T20Is?
Have you guys started the new year with a bang?
>>152912131even still, they normally have one leading into the nextwill we be reminded there a special 2 hour news program after?
>>152912165yeah ask ur mum
>>152912165nah ask ur mum
Whose playing?
BBL > NFL postseason
>rainFUCK THE FUCK OFF
>>152912539Why are retractable roofs not a thing in cricket?
>>152912610stuck in the 19th century
damn she pregnant pregnant
I hate the rain so much its unreal
>>152912478Cringe moment only test matters
>>152913017kek
playing dead island 2
Are Celebrity First Bowls a new gimmick? Also do they purposely select people that've never watched cricket?
>>152913483brainlets who dont watch sport are running cricket nowjust copying anything and everything from baseball
>>152913483how unco are all these cuntsmy 60 year old old girl can bowl, these fucking retards look like they have two left arms and are supposed to be professional athletes
>>152911293kino shot of the scg
/sa20/ bros?
oh cool, more Indian ownership of cricketthat will help it thrive in the local communities
Would this filter out the Indians?
do you blokes prefer bbl or bbws
>>152914610/npl/
>>152914480potential owners wont like that
>>152914610>>152914856meant bbw (beautiful brown women)
>>152915267are Nepals more asian than jeet?
On average yes.
>>152910586SAME OLD AUSSIES
the 'nohttps://youtu.be/MwGcDkj3nRw
>>152914215Misleading headlineSA20 is fine till 2033 at the earliest
>>152896047indian post by indian spectator about comment from another indian spectator. complaint received by indian security guard. indian security guard has word with indian spectator and suspects other indian spectator of ratting him out. indian spectator has one beer and calls indian spectators racists.this is the fault of Australians.
New Zealand vs India: 45 bingsBBL: 1 bong
gonna fuck some wet pussy tonite
Business Idea: Two Day International
>>152913483he may be the first russian to ever bowl a ball
>>152917300back to /pol/ faggot
>>152917181and they all agree that khawaja is a terrorist
>>152917313what's /pol/ about that post?
we will defeat the poojeets
>>152917309>offenseMUTTS OUT
Why the fuck is our cricket team in India at the height of new Zealand summer
Because no one plays cricket in New Zealand mate
>>152917376indian money I reckon
BCCI (ICC) things
>>152917376Now, it's all business. India is at the centre of the world now, bhai. And I... I am at the centre... of the centre.
>>152917343
>>152917376because nobody would turn up anyway lmao
How can we force seth efrica to travel back to Aus for our summer? we need a worthy opponent again
>>152917397>>152917410>>152917420If only the Indian people here would be in india
>New Zealand: 1 Devon Conway (wk), 2 Henry Nicholls, 3 Will Young, 4 Daryl Mitchell, 5 Glenn Phillips, 6 Mitchell Hay, 7 Michael Bracewell (capt.), 8 Zak Foulks, 9 Kristian Clarke, 10 Kyle Jamieson,11 Adithya Ashoksome serious literally who's here
gillespie spotted on fox cricketunsure if on walkabout or not
dizzy and jenny agutter starring in walkabout?
BASED indian atmosphereso much better than pozzfalia
why must i be subjected to an indian odi series
>hardshit runnerbit of an oxymoron
strikers power surge button press when
https://youtu.be/bNHb5Zbi4JU
Kiwis will win.
>>152917600wasn't this given away like a week ago?
Perth's brave heroes - the Scorchies
Reckon my Scorchies have this in the bag : )
>>152917651>her soft young pale innocent skin when in missionary pov
this smells like a 200 runs kinda night
>4's 4 6's 6the rigging could not be more obvious even if the script was written by the WWE iykwim haha
BISONISON
>>152917762It’s just not the bison’s day…
Scorchies
Kath looks good
300+ still on the cards here
Oh is Bison on the Schorchies?lol
You aussie cunts and your nicknames…
>>152917836:l
>yeah we'll have a bowl thanks mate>53/0
all of the other countries series like the nz v bindia one are just preparation for playing against australia
>>152917851Have you ever seen a bison, mate?This Marsh fella looks nothing like a bison…
his dad took one look at him and said 'bye son'
Ynr Brohit and KING Kohli
>>152917894Nathan Lyon joke in here somewhere
why does australia make india look so good when they're actually kind of shit
>>152917674
Thinking a moral victory in the bag for the kiwis if they reach 300
>>152917894>>152917907Kek
the New Zealand side will be looking to take a wicket here
POWER SURGE ACTIVATED
What have livestock rapist peewees done to Rachin? Why is he not playing?
too much clarse
>>152917937webm?