I always thought about it
S.S. Lazio
How poetic

negru

ER PALLAZZO

Nihao

Juventus doesn't play today or tomorrow.

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>>152900005

>Wizz air
European air slop?

Send el sharaawy back to China please

FUCKING FINALLY

kone has been absolutely SHIT for the past 2-3 months
hopefully this'll help him get back on track

gobbole

based sovle

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>uhuh uhuh so it’s like uhhhh social media? And you speak to your friends about what was it… cal-cho? Thats really cool anon hehe oh it’s really diverse too?! There’s a guy from Panama? Wow you’re really popular anon

>>152900368
That's what the girl in the back would say

fras...theres a new fofana

2 points gained on bologna and como

But still only one goatfana

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>>152900368
Dam, your date looked like THAT?!?!

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>>152900534
for now

calcetto and sauna done. fels gud

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Locatelli haters real quite since this dropped

My bad, was too busy replacing Windows with Linux (everything’s going great) to properly continue my dayjob of hating Locatelli

When did this genny die? 2023 ? 24?

Genny Wijnaldum

>Finished the main story of cyberpunk2077
Its not good. Like Milan playing against a relegation team

CHUCK

>>152901205
This, is was pretty dry, one could say as dry as coop falafel

>>152901264
You have to use the dressing fra

I'm going to be in Milan during Feb 8th and want to watch a Serie A match. Wanted to go San Siro, but can't due to no matches with the Olympics happening. I'm considering the three matches below and wondering which one would be best for someone who doesn't follow Serie A. Thoughts?

Genoa v Napoli
Juventus v Lazio
Atalanta v Cremonese

>>152901405
juve lazio

If Milan ended up buying Doue’s brother last summer that would have been a top 10 scam ever this guy is atrocious

>The mandatory purchase of Loïs Openda by Juventus is linked to the club finishing in the top 10 in the Serie A and, barring any spectacular surprises, he can be considered a permanent Bianconero player.
>Juve will pay €40.6m to RB Leipzig at the end of the season. (in addition to the €3.3m for the loan
Spalletti do the needful

>>152901982
>barring any spectacular surprises
Belgio you know what to do

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LOL!

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Sleep tight /seriebush/

Just read a Daniel Maldini and Lorenzo Lucca rumor in the same phrase

>>152906914
>Beppe Riso players
must be the Tontonali tax
kill me

>>152904301
Isn't it a bit late to still have the Nativity scene around?

why the FUCK am I seeing Bela Tarr referenced on /sp/

>>152901405
Genoa-Napoli for stadium atmosphere
Juventus-Lazio for a potential good matchup
Atalanta-Cremonese if you fancy stab wounds, fog and general hostility

>>152901108
precisely when the introduction of VAR served to implement a political agenda, namely distributing scudetti to the hapless whining faggots to make the league seem more like an entertainment series than a competition based on technical merit.
the final blow was to place each match in an individual time slot, at the request of DAZN, which further highlighted the intrinsic ugliness of the competition.
as things stand, I wouldn't wish watching a Serie A match on my worst enemy.

>>152908795
>>152901436
Thanks going to decide between going to Genoa or Turin then

Wtf happened to italian footy, we are getting mogged by turkish clubs on the market now

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tfw greco was right

>>152918100
To find out we urgently need a new wave of industrial espion- erm, investigation via wiretapping by federal prosecutors

>>152918100
turkish feed money for serie players.

Good morning!

>In recent hours a potential swap with Milan has been gaining ground: Loftus-Cheek to Juventus, Gatti to AC Milan. Both clubs are considering it, both players are reflecting on it, and both coaches are thinking about it as well the most convinced of all to move in this direction.
Starting with Juventus, Spalletti’s viewpoint is crystal clear: he is a long-time admirer of Loftus-Cheek, already appreciated when he was coaching Napoli.
>The idea does not particularly excite Loftus-Cheek. On the contrary, he wants to play more there is no doubt about that. At Milan, space is limited.
Max Allegri, who would need Gatti badly to strengthen the defense, would welcome him back with open arms after having spent part of his second spell at Juventus working closely with Federico, one of his trusted players.
>In the new San Siro, the tunnel will be transparent. The players will be visible from the restaurant. There will be a Tunnel Club like for Tottenham and Manchester City. Members will be able to watch the players enter the field from a glass window

>>152918252
Why can't Milan do the right thing and swap him with Yildiz instead? You can resell him in the summer market for double the price you pay

>>152918256
Mbappe, haaland, chiesa, lewandowski and ramos will join Milan so there is no space left for him

>>152918272
Are you retarded? I said buy him for cheap now and sell him for double the price in the summer.

Somebody needs to seriously explain Italian football to me. Federico Chiesa 2 years ago, Juventus willing to let him go at any price seemingly, desperate to get him out the door, now looking to bring him back in. Same shit last January with an absolutely washed Bernadeschi playing in the MLS that Juventus released.

Who are the Gryffindors of Serie A

>>152918744
Genua, Venezia when they come back

>>152918486
Allegri hated Chiesa. Now Spalletti wants him.

>>152918744
>gryffindor
Milan
Roma
Como
Torino
Genua
>slytherin
Juventus
Udinese
Parma
Verona
Fiorentina
>ravenclaw
Napoli
Atalanta
Lazio
Sassuolo
Lecce
>huffelpuff
Bologna
Cremonese
Cagliari
Pisa
Inter

>>152918744
Dunno but Slytherin is Sfinter

Just watched Shin Godzilla
it's peak

>>152918776
Svrely inter belongs in Slytherin and Roma in Hufflepuff

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bait used to be believable

>>152918920
very effective item against Riomma and Gasperini

If allegri manages to steal even just a punticino from that torello tattico of vanoli with an eccellenza tier squad it's a miracolozzo bello and buono

>>152918940
Milan will lose this game. Inter has already won the scudetto. >we can be hapoy if we manage to qualify for cl this season

kys sborletto

>Mateta
>Maldini
please stop with shit players okay ty bb

Carrasco to jewve here we seethe

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Serie A is so plagued by piracy the Lega's firewall caused a diplomatic incident with Cloudflare
Its all the fault of the poorfags that watch illegally instead of paying to FIGC and DAZN what is due. I hope you are happy now /sp/

bernabe will look so good in black & white next season (at newcazzo after >we spend 3 years of transfer money on kylo ren)

SIMON WAR

>jj boomers want to keep Gatti because muh shitalian pride or something
jesus fucking christ nuke this fanbase NOW

The amount on “negru’s” dropped in Di Fra’s postgame interview will make Kramer blush

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Juventus NextGen won its Serie C game against some commies

holy shit

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>>152919315
ìInternana bros we got too cocky

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>2 reds in lecce vs. a ham
lel what happend

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How's this hairstyle called

>>152919365
you might want to check out the next opponent in line for Leche

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>>152919391
Sex haver (belated gm sirs)

>>152919435
God her farts must sound amazing

I dont have a good feeling Milanbros...

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let's go milan kings!

>>152919582
Toothless german scores 2 goals today

>BREAKING: A top italian sport journalist says Luciano Spalletti "smelled like rotten roast beef" during his Cremonese - Juventus press conference, he farted audibly no less than a dozen times, and he kept getting up to look at and compliment Manuel Locatelli for topping the stats charts like he's senile.

Red for pulidio

>>152919406
>gasper and bander suspended for inda, mila and lazhole
3 points from 3 games

>>152919391
the grealingz

>>152919391
The marty supreme

Puliiiii cmon

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>pulishit

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Do you guys like my new watch :)

Füllkrug is cooking

Leao would have scored from there

allnegru seething

>>152919938
This

>>152919778
k tvro

Sell estupid and bring theo back

I was eager to see jashari and ricci start and now I see why understand why allegru benches them

Really bad game so far

>>152920133
If anyone should know about trusting albanians it should be you

>>152919907
Does it also have a moonphase? Next full moon is in a couple of weeks fra

https://x.com/MMilanistaMedio/status/2010311148151926993
Kalulubros

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Le Violette

gm interkings

>>152920410
Always rated him

>>152920410
Dangers of filling your team with low impulse control players

>>152920410
Why is he head so small?

>struggling against relegation viola
They had the chance to get Conte in the summer...

>>152920577
for better aerodynamics and weight saving

>>152920410
>pov beatrice
https://youtu.be/tFRDNy04eNU?t=2m43s

>goatfana in
It's over for fiocretina

Allegri out

CCCCCCOOOOOOMMMMMUUUUZZZZZOOOOOOO

ΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑ

THE SO CALLED........................TITLE CONTENDERS

greek commentator barely announcing the goal....

Get Dzekgod in

pls viola dont choke

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prophet muhammad ?

Comuzzo is still worse than the Winter Man a goal doesnt change that

>>152920850
Yakvbian

HAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF WAS THAT pasta fagioli does it again...reminder that this serie c player was touted as better than tonali in this here thread

Israel bros we up

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>>152920957

*dives*

back to the relegation zone

>>152920947
yep called it pasta fagioli does it gain

NNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>fagioli loses the ball (under foul)
>offside not called
Until bbilan wins

Modric? No it was actually goatfana

Nkunku now has TRIPLE Yildiz g+a check it out

>>152921074
It was a goat pass

Punticino? Secured

>>152921079
He's about to bang a other one

great pass by fofana

>>152921095
That would quadruple it. Only with Allegri Yildiz has the chance to prove himself and score as many as he did the season he debuted with him (29 goals and 30 assists)

>>152921073
he stumbled to the ground on his own

niggerlicious foul by fofana

I miss the merd student's papirozzi, he was the only person to ever rate that Fagioli shitter

HOOOOOOOOOOOOW

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW


HOOOWWWWWW

>>152921087
>>152921098
and people want him out because he's not a goalscorer while we have the useless loftus shit

Saleshit is such a liability, only in this clown world can he be a professional athlete

Bahahah lucky ahh faggots

>Ratkov benched
:)
>Taylor starting
:)))) feeling optimistic

>>152921150
reminder spalletti wants to swap yildiz for loftus shit

Black magic

Allegri out

Now watch sborretti lose against creamoneasy and miss the chance to go -1 to bbilan

>>152921178
Wait, how are they only +4 when we had fucking Turdor for almost half of the season we've played so far?
This league is ass

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Bbilan can't deal with relegation fodder

Fuck this ref refballed milan the whole game and ended the game early to save their cheeks

>>152921194
because this league is ass

>>152921138
A person who rated fagioli that high is about to be responsible for maintaining public health and safety

>bbilan choking
>fiomerdina still in relegation zone
the best of outcomes

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Fuck off Allegri you corto muso hack
2 points lost again

And can somebody investigate this Dodo prick?
This nigger must be on them Cuadrado PEDs

>>152921245
Great match by this Jashari gypsy!

>>152921152
Shut up you stupid fuck
Salad was one of the better players today

PuliDIO? More like pechofrio

>>152921150
How about both of them out and get a better mid?
Of course Mongus Shit is the worst but he's Allegri's boytoy much like Krunic was Pioli's

>>152920832
Nice jinx fgt

>>152921260
>He thinks I care just because he's Albo
I don't care
He was invisible and made a bunch of mistakes
But he hasn't had much playing time so it's understandable

>>152921279
When Puli is off he's insufferable to watch
He should have been subbed off, not Fullkrug

>>152921316
He is swiss

swiss (albanian), swiss (kosovar) or swiss (serbian)?

>>152920133
Ricci was the best player and should be starter over Loftus Shit
Jashari had an unremarkable match but he hasn't played much so it's hard to gain consistency
Although he still played better than Loftus Shit who gets a ridiculous amount of playtime for how shit he is

Allegri's shit bus-parking tactics don't help

Fiocrentina stronk

Miracolozzo Allegriano btw, ehhhhhhhhh but it's his fault is pulicuck doesn't score from 20cm and loffa cheek trips on himself

>>152921426
>Miracolozzo Allegriano
Kill yourself along with Allegri
He gave the game to Fiorentina all game long by non-stop bus parking

Miracolozzo Nkunku

>>152921451
Nkunku (allegrian cambio) goal and fofana (allegrian cambio) assist btw

>>152921490
The pussy did fucking nothing
He went off the stadium, too afraid to even watch the final corner

>>152921471
the girl from the first post got in a beef with a blonde over a napoli fan


Fuck, I really dont how am I gonna find a girl..I'd like to try Tinder but everyone says it only works for handsome guys

reminder that scoring one goal is peak efficiency and if the team drops points it is the defense's fault

allegro's words btw

>>152921490
Nkunku has literally the quintuple g+a of what palestinians and anybody that stands against democracy and Israel call the best playeyeyeyeyeyeyeyer everererererere kenanananan yildidididididizzzzzzzzzZZZzzzZz

This is a puntus guadagnatus

>he's still doing his shitty gimmick

>>152921822
>any post I don't like is a le gimmick

>>152921545
you will never go anywhere with tinder and dating apps just go on Instagram follow lots of women and start posting pro tip buy fake followers to get them following you back

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sure you do

>>152921882
Mega pokemon designs were so lame

>>152921957
t.his favorite pokemon didn't get a mega evolution

c'mon ken doll

>>152921967
It did, two of them, and they both sucked

Isaksen is such a shitter, why wont he just become good already

Trufh

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>>152921967
given modern gamefreak's track record it's probably a blessing in disguise

who are the bears of serie a?

>>152922159
Kuma and Panda

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Was sneedskating all afternoon so missed Taylor being thrown in the deep end with an instant spot in the starting XI. A gamble if you ask me, you risk cracking the player’s confidence if he does badly as well as souring his first impression with the fans. It’s only been ~20 minutes now, but is he doing at least ok so far?

Have a pic of his gf.

>>152922269
good forward passing linking up with both noslin and isaksen, if Isaksen was as good as he should be then Taylor might've had an assist already. I like him already

>>152921545
>Fuck, I really dont how am I gonna find a girl..I'd like to try Tinder but everyone says it only works for handsome guys

Tinder is for hookups and women want hot guys for sex. Hinge is slightly better if you are looking for a long term relationship. Your best option is real life, studying, hobbies or working in fields where women outnumber the men. Outside of that it's grim.
>t. 29 yo virgin

David Puczka? Statsmaxxing and giving me HOPE

>>152922318
I think I'm gonna continue uni while my friends will stop so I'll have to meet new people and maybe some girls..I go out very little so It's not like I cant explain my situation. Can I ask you why you never went with an escort?Not to sound like an asshole but my thinking is that when I'm gonna have a job if still kissless I'm gonna pay one

>>152922301
Gud to hear! He’s a great player for a lot of teams. Two-footed with a great engine on him. Has a very varied skillset too, not to mention being an amazing penalty taker.

Just not really the type to lift up a team alongside him if that makes sense. He can play very well in a well-functioning team, but also kind of drops off if the levels of play around him do. Very noticeable at Ajax when he was one of the best players last season when there was a plan, but this season and the one before that when things were a mess, he wasn’t the one pulling the team out of the mud either.

>>152922019
name them

>>152922139
Mega feraligatr is good on paper but with a terrible execution in-game, out of all the starters it's probably the best one along with Swampert and Emboar.

>>152922516
Mega Charizard X and Y

>>152922743
That's literally two of the best designed mega evolutions lol

we must see ratkolnikov

Do NOT look up what Lega Serie A asked the Cloudflare CEO to do

>>152922776
Which tells you everything about how bad the rest of them are. Gyarados was the worst one for me, looks like someone took the regular Gyarados and squished him front to back. Also Victrebell, bro is a literal ballsack. Both Mega Charizards are basic Charizard on Ozempic with Temu cosmetic "enhancements". Not a fan of the designs at all

>>152922962
>shitting on Victrebell when it's hands down the best megaevolution (after Heracross)
shiggy diggy

its impossible ratkov is worse than these 3 retards

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>>152923101
It's literally a tied up ballsack with a leaf on top of it. Heracross was decent, so were Aerodactyl and Ampharos (although the red accents look like boils). Also Mega Falinks was good in the sense they made a useless ugly pokemon look like something that makes sense. Everything else is horrendous.
Either way the whole idea of GF trying to one up the already established final evolution of a pokemon (one that was already as maxxed out as possible) is just stupid from the start. Just give us higher shiny drop rate and be done with it

toth rovella taylor could be the cutest midfield in the league

>>152923186
I take that back

I... I mean, I'll take it but jesus christ

Castellanos scored

every single match there has to be some bullshit

PUNTI #MILAN DOPO 19 PARTITE

2025/2026: 40 (Allegri)
2024/2025: 30 (Fonseca-Conceicao)
2023/2024: 39 (Pioli)
2022/2023: 38 (Pioli)
2021/2022: 42 (Pioli)
2020/2021: 43 (Pioli)
2019/2020: 25 (Giampaolo-Pioli)
2018/2019: 31 (Gattuso)

Fucking lmao Pioli mogs Allegri

>>152921967
>tfw they fucked up Garchomp so bad it took them 13 years to fix

>>152924286
HydreiGODS we just can't stop winning

Gwenbussy also scored

god I hope the brentford scout is blind

calciooo

I don't why jannie didn't like my Locatelli grease edit :/

Valentin Carboni - Yildiz swap who says no

>>152924768
I dont understand them here on /sp/. Your /seriebush/ and other certain pics stay eventhough they are clearly offtopic and get reported but somehow serie a memes get deleted

VESUVIO ERUTTA
TUTTA NAPOLI E DISTRUTTA

im okay with a draw too.

>>152925068
Wait a minute are you reporting all my shitpost. This reminds of 4th grade when my zingaro classmates rated me out to the teacher because I told him I was going to start slinging weed on the playground

forza inter
death to napolecani

>>152925808
No sorry I wasnt clear enough: I only (and I mean that) I only report that one pictures and edits of it. Otherwise I never reported anything else

forza inter

So it was Twinkazzo who reported my Spalletti edits, wow

>I only report that one pictures and edits of it. Otherwise I never reported anything else.
>yet somehow still claims with full certainty those other things get reported too
Well well well… looks like we’re stuck in one of those “things aren’t adding up” episodes

DIMAAAAAAA

clear foul.

refball again at inter home game

Lovely finish Dima

DIMAA DIMA DIMA

tikus gud pass

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Nothing personel teroni

the fuck is doveri doing

>no anything
did the serie a shadow government go under a regime change

Reminder Chivu is yet to win (or draw) in a big match

>>152926444
Terroni drive stolen Mercedes you drive a filthy Fiat

how are Limone simps coping with the fact a gypsy with no resume is playing better than he did with the same squad?

gud pressing there

>huge chance to gain points on both Nabule and bbilan
>will probably get kwabbed by Cremonese
SpallettiOUT

is Doveri a giant or are they undercover midgets?

2 dirty fouls already not called.

how is juan jesus on the pitch (and i say this as a gobbo)

>>152926637
refball

someone tackle doveri

Noa Lang to Jj since Conte is too stubborn and hates him mkay

lookign gud now

red Scot redemption

Had to be him didn’t it

out of nothing jfc

Big oofus

>>152926842
nothing personal gypsy

tfw Mcgoatmoney mogs every serie ass striker

Hojliund has a tiny cranium and a huge jaw

refball

hope mctomi is ded

is Akanji's name on the list?

>juan jesus is the best defender in the league
grim
so fucking grim

>>152927108
it's actually Rachmadinejad, which may not necessarily be less grim.

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2025/2026 season is the most low quality Serie A season in a decade. Everyone is shockingly bad and the entertainment value is close to zero.

>>152927212
wouldn’t have it any other way desu

>>152927212
that goes for every league desu, and the post wc season will be even worse.

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>>152927212
it was worse in the early 10s

If you say
>I can't jeet
Really fast it sounds like akanji

tikus close

>brapinha is the best Brazilian footballer in the world
how can anyone argue this sport isn't dead?

>>152927655
actually thats igor thiago