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Jock Landale is Jewish
Is this the thread
>>152930721I know he had her SCREAMIN
>>152930787Garzachads
>>152930975Went from shooting 30% from the field in Minnesota to shooting 50% from the three under Mazulla ball
Why would my Rapshitters that I dont even care about trade for Ja over Darius Garland? Garland could make the raptors an 80s lakers tier team, with a defensive anchor in Scottie to cover his defensive flaws.DG is a much better shooter, and has a much better floater game than Ja, while being only slightly "worse" a passer.
>>152931048cause ja aint gonna cost you shit and darius garland will
>>152931048Garland's toe is still fucked
>>152931048Imagine thinking the Cavs would give up Garland
>>152930770Yuck
>>152930975>promoting a white boston player while Unrivaled is happeningCaitlin will never escape the MAGA allegations
>>152931089>cause ja aint gonna cost you shit and darius garland willnigga they basically have the exact same contract?>>152931102buy low, sell high or whatever they say, his last 3 games showed hes reentering top 5 pg territory>>152931116>Imagine thinking the Cavs would give up GarlandBased on how Cavs fans are talking about him right now, Mobley and Mitchell are untouchable, some want to trade Mitchell for value, but thats only because theyre scared of him leaving for nothing. Because most normie tard fans LOVE the "dude putting up 30 on a shit/mid team" so they cant blame anything on him because they cant fathom a player averaging 30 not actually providing that much impact, so DG is being scapegoated as the reason they have such a mid record despite missing like 90% of the games so far
>>152931048ja is way better. garland is a small ass midget IT tier
MPJ makes enough money that it is still not an easy task for the Warriors to trade for him just to make the money work. Also Kumnigga can't be traded until the 15th, so I don't expect an MPJ trade to happen before then.
>>152931270Oh man is MPJ going to shoot 0/9 some more until then so he gets to stay in NY to fuck Ice Spice. I hope he chooses the championship over some pussy.
>>152931269>retarded canadiani bet you live in Scarborough or something
>>152931270remove melton and richard add buddy hield
>>152931250>"dude putting up 30 on a shit/mid team"Except Mitchell never missed the playoffs, has over 60 playoff games under his belt, is top 5 in career playoff scoring average, and has led 1 seed teams in both conferences. Don't be disingenuous and pretend he's like a Lamelo Ball or Bradley Beal, he's a bonafide 1st team all nba player who's underrated because in Cleveland you'll always be under LeBron's shadow. Garland is their second most talented player and he's homegrown, and Mobley is arguably the best defensive player in the league. The Cavs don't have a talent issue, they have a health issue. They're not blowing their team up and giving charity to the Raptors because of reactionary Cavs fans.
>>152931270Are you fucking stupid? Nobody is trading Will Richard and Melton for MPJ retard
>>152931318He already has a ring and going to the Warriors won't get a him a ring, so why would he want to leave?
>>152931332aww i live in the hood? you live in fucking brampton jeet
>>152931366>Except Mitchell never missed the playoffs, has over 60 playoff games under his belt, is top 5 in career playoff scoring average, and has led 1 seed teams in both conferences. Shut the fuck up retard. Not missing the playoffs, isnt a fucking skill retard, lmao, fucking dumbass fucking retard.>is top 5 in career playoff scoring average, and has led 1 seed teams in both conferences. youre a fucking actual genuine retard. not arguing with you anymore.
>>152931362This works too and saves the Warriors money.
>>152931393kek. retard
>>152931415Someones mad cause they got corrected over their mitchell cognitive bias.
>>152931378>steph curry, MPJ, and jimmy butler won't get him a ring
I was laughed at in in this forum for calling MPJ a 6'10 klay thompson a few years ago. Now Shams confirmed the Warriors are seeking him to fill the Klay role.
>>152931463Indeed.
>>152931378>denver, 1st ring3rd option>warriors, 2nd ring2nd option>raptors, 3rd ring1st option
>>152931496He's used to playing with Jokic so he should be able to slot into their system right?
>>152931555Not sure if he has the mental capacity to learn a complex offense of cuts and screens to work off curry - who isn't as advanced as a player like joki, a player who can spoonfeed with a whip of an elbow.
Would the Nets even want Kumnigga + flotsam? I feel like they could get more than that out of MPJ. Bad contract + 1st round pick should be what they are aiming for.
>>152931602>memerriors>complex offense
this Kuminga thing is insanely bizarre and needs its own doc. Never seen such a mid player get held hostage like this despite the coach hating him
>>152931624You Stephews really don't know shit about basketball it's funny. Just blind delusion thinking a 6'2 stick off the ball is creating for everyone.
>>152931602>who isn't as advanced as a player like jokiyoure a subhuman fucking retard, i bet you were the same retard sighting "LE PLAYOFF SCORING AVERAGE!!!!" as proof of mitchells "greatness" but because youre a stupid fucking retard and dont understand anything about ball, you dont know that among players who have won championships, their largest scoring average seasons are at the bottom of the seasons with won championships.kys retard.
>Clowney bricks a potentially game tying 3 with seconds left in the game>Danny Wolf heroically retrieves the rebound giving the Nets a possibility of still tying the game despite Clowney's choking>Danny Wolf sends it back to the clown for another retarded brickdumbest jew ever, should've kept the shot for himself
>>152931648Everyone knows he's trash but Warriors are still playing this game of trying to inflate his value until a bad GM falls for it. It's so weird. We will literally never hear about Kumnigga against once he is no longer a Warrior
>>152931735Blud is farming assist
>>152931763you don't get shit for passing to bricklayers
This canadian Stephew bandwagoner gets super pissed when when he can't parrot his biased takes all day and someone challenges him. Thinks he can just yap all day and tells people to kill themselves at slight discomfort to his basketball thoughts LMAO
>>152931735statistically 2 bricks in a row is impossible thats just how much the nets suck
>>152931250>nigga they basically have the exact same contract?im saying the cavs will want draft capital and players for garland, the grizz will not
>>152931648What's hard to understand? The CBA rules and cap restrictions are retarded thanks to Silver and CJ. This is a no fun league because every GM now has to think several steps ahead to move a player like Jonathan Kuminga. This is why Trae is a Wizard now and everyone lost - the Wizards, Trae, the Wizards fans, and us NBA fans.
JEWISH DENI AND THE JEWISH PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS WILL DEFEAT THE NEW YORK KNICKERGOYS INCLUDING STUPID GRAPH PAPER HEAD BRUNSON, ZESTY AIDS SMELLING FAGGOT KAT AND JOE SHART
>>152931774Everything will make more sense after you read this
>wdym the Cavs won't accept garland for Collin murray boyles and a bag of shit? omg kys mother bitch
>they think mpj is going back to shooter cuck corner after being the first second and third option lmao lol
>>152931896>The greek is now imitating the aussie/zealand thinking every canadian is the samewhere the fuck did this retard coming from
>>152931954>implying he has a choiceSchroder told the truth and you all laughed
>>152931954klay was not a shooter cuck corner
KNICKS VS BLAZERS GAME THREAD >>152932101>>152932101>>152932101>>152932101
>>152932129you dont need a game thread, its not the playoffs
>>152932081?? All they used to do was post how many points he had with little dribbles. He's the definitive example of a cuck corner player. You don't know ball it's hilarious.
>>152932154>All they used to do was post how many points he had with little dribblesthat's what MPJ is doing 70% of the time on the nets. neither of them are corner shooters. you dont even watch games.
>>152931962The way you act is so ridiculous one can't help but think you are mentally deranged
why is kelly oubre so fuckable
>>152932235youre just retarded and arent aware of how retarded you are, so you cant understand what its like to deal with truly utterly retarded people.
>>152932154btw i know you dont watch games so heres some proof for your dumb ass. notice how the circles in the corner are small as fuck. fucking idiot
>>152932314I am sorry man you are right. I hope one day you find what you're looking for in life. Male or female it doesn't matter as long as you are happy
deni kinda cute....
Is this the thread? Why do we need a two thread solution?
>>152931852youre a fucking actual retard if you think the wizards lost that trade
>>152932479k.
IT'S OVER. YOUR GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS ARE YOUR 2026 NBA CHAMPIONS
insane statline
>>152932760The tank must go on.
What if the Warriors traded Kuminga for Klay?Mavs get a young guy, Warriors get a veteran, Klay gets out of the pure misery that is the post-Doncic Mavs
>>152932760>Name is Clowney>Clown-like stats
my wolvies are playing the spurs tonight wembanyama and edwards are both startinglet's go wolves
Embiid is not playing tonight against the Toronto Raptors
>>152932918$55m btw
Deni is ethical and does everything you would want he's the future of Portland
Zion and Deni should team up fr.
Deni would be delivering door dash to the IDF if he couldn't run into people and throw the ball up for free throws
>>152932760Cam Thomas is pretty bad as well
>>152932693nigga has always followed steph, he literally said steph is the only shooter better than him
teams that should cease existing, not even be moved, just stop existing:netspacersclipperskingspelicansgrizzlieswizardstimberwolves
>>152933233kdbros...
>>152932760more shots for demon time
>>152933043Muslim hands typed this
>>152932693Imagine if Golden State goes all in adds Kessler and Porter Jr at the deadline CurryJimmyMPJrDraymond Kessler It’s more than enough for a ring
-62? How? What the fuck happened in this game? Those fans should get a refund for that
>>152934005my sides why do they keep lowering his +-. first it was -59, then it got changed to -60, now it's -62? kkeeek
the spurs took a 16-0 lead before the wolves scored their first 2 points
immanuel quickley has the highest +/- on the team and the team is leading by 10. any team would be lucky to have him right now it's a winning trade
>>152933773my guy luka bigly stretched her i see
>>152934127ez spurs choke just like clips and pistons last night
lmao OKCKWABOTYs losing to miami
Total OKC death
>>152933773Lukas an alltime great college player
oh my lord not again
>>152935069may the lord have mercy for the level of run-n-dunk they're about to experience
>>152935069You could use RNG to create a nuggets starting lineup these days and it'd be believable
>>152935069Is that a chinese league exhibition game?
nigga i dont even watch the basketball team that plays for my city, but this migga gradey dick unfortunately sucks at anything that isnt shooting da three!!!
>>152935430Trade him to the Magic
>>152935069WHY THE FUCK IS GORDON PLAYING HES THE MOST INJURY PRONE AND THE MOST IMPORTANT DEFENSIVE PLAYER
>>152935430we like dick
>>152935475you get better and in shape by playing
>>152931251Black fantasy
>>152935515Against halfback dive Giannis? we can get him inshape against scrubs
minnesota is a lolcow state
>>152935069Oh fuck me Gordons gonna be the main defender on Giannis
>>152935572Is it MLK day?
>>152935572january is always MLK though? you get out much?
>>152935410
>>152935572>lol celebrating the most universally liked american of the last 100 years in a predominately black sportyou need to go back
>>152935572You're the lolcow in your neetden
babbs crestfallen
>>152935672they didn't like that nigga when he was alive and they really didn't like him when he started talking about money which coincidentally is when he got killed. People "like" the inoffensive whitewashed version. Stay woke
>>152935672>making a random night mlk night is totally normalhe literally has a day and it's not today
>>152935791And there out of town until the day passes your fucking stupid
Watson has no handles and teams are playing it now that he's on the scouting report
You cannot out-jewed the New Yorkers after all
wolves only put up 42 points in the first half. they are down 13 points against the spurs on mlk jr night
MY RAPSHITES JUST CANT GET RIGHT
KNICK
wemby is torching gobert
holy shit is that Gary Harris? Talk about a throwback
>>152936215i miss him bros come back home
>give quickly the green light to make him look good for the trade>retard shoots sub 30% shooting almost 20 a gamefuckin moron
I’m gonna give her a pacifier, that’s really gonna satisfy her. And make her feel so good insiiiiide
quickley please kill yourself you fucking moron holy fuck
stop giving quickley minutes omg
Do the Raptors even pick up the $7m team option for Gradey?
like who the fuck even is this guy? did masai think he was getting a brunson? fucking idiot
>>152936476objectively no, but i still believe in DICK
>dick and quickley>the two guys who are supposed to shoot 3s>cant shoot 3sJUST
SEND THAT NIGGA MARTIN BACK THE G LEAGUEYA BLEW YOUR CHANCE
please give us ja morant man
retard always making the most useless threes retarded ass cant even make a three your foot was all the way on the line dumb fuck
>>152936674>athletic underachieving guard sandbags his way out of Toronto >athletic underachieving guard sandbags his way to Torontolife is beautiful sometimes
>>152936713kek so mad
>>152936674you don't want that coon
is he not fit?
>>152936725>singlehandedly wills the worst team in the west to the playoffs>the team that was the top of the west both seasons before he had to miss one>underachieving
>>152936755stop being racist nigga. nta
>>152936796soft
quickley PLEASEKILL YOURSELF
RETARDS WANTED TO MAKE A TWO WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NOT GIVE IT TO SCOTTIE THEN AND GIVE IT TO QUICKLEY TRYING TO 360 NO SCOPE A FUCKING SHITTY MID RANGE AIRBALL please die nigga
>>152936832nigga hes small, and under a tight timer, i have no idea why you were realistically expecting him to make that shot. i want rapshitters to trade for garland, and even then, that doesnt mean i hate quickley unreasonably
>>152936832Even the Hawks didn't want to take that albatross contract....
swing the ball dude
>>152936865he didnt have to make that shot he could have gave it to scottie they had 10 seconds
kek, something about toronto, and game tying, game winning shots this seasonif they trade for garland, could they have a pacers tier run of game tying game winning shots? kek!
>>152936935garland isnt even on the market wtf are you talking about?
>LeMickey missed the playoffs then got swept and gentleman's swept the next three years
The missing pieces
>giannis
the instinct for boyles to make that unexpected extra pass, over taking the difficult but makeable shot, i dont know whether to consider that a good thing or bad thing
wemby is better than Ant
>>152936996yeah....been thinking deeply about basketball again, and for ant to have any significant positive impact without being atleast a B+ playmaker (basically when teams start realizing that they can just let him score instead of doubling him for no reason and giving the freest playmaking opportunities) then he needs to either become a significantly better defender, or he needs to shoot on such a volume that it makes up for his teammates not getting as involved.
baby ass fucking ref. FIRE THAT BITCH ASS NOW, FUCK OFF WITH THAT CRYBABY SHIT
YEAAAAAH 3 ON 1 FASTBREAK BETTER NOT PASS THE FUCKING BALL AND BLOW A LAPYUP INSTEADPLEASE FUCKIN GKILL YOURSELF QUICKLEY
the spurs SUCK
>>152937118the raptors are up 3 btw
>fox, castle, and harper are a combined 4-30
Giannis gets away with insane travels
>quickley does a garland move, albeit awkwardly but successfully >easy bucket at the rimthis is why you rapshitters need garland.
SAVE US WEMBY
>>152937193yeah, we all already know, the leagues rules are fundamentally fucking retarded, fire the entire management, association, refs, and redo.
GOBERT MURDERED WEMBY
Rudy has killed Wemby
>>152937204Who they trading for Garlic?
Wtf
>>152935069How the fuck does Jamal Murray get hurt so much when he misses so much time in the first place?
Wemby +22 in 20 minutes the moment the moment he becomes decent at offense it fucking over for the league
gobert tries to kill wemby then shoulder checked a ref he's so mad
Trae the Wiz need you now
>another Spurs game where Shampenny takes 15 threes
honestly, no offense to rapshitter fans, but i think scottie hooked his arm on that last play didnt look like a foul to me
Gobert suspended for the next game
WE
>>152937329>2nd missed game of the season
scottie's IQ too high for these scrubs
my raps :)
>>152937329there's an outbreak in the dressing room, a lot of nuggies players got ill. don't think Spencer Jones is fully healthy either
godammit. the sixers were so close
Embiid and Podcast P just giving up
We got donte divincenzo
>>152937450as much as i want maxey to win, i wanted the better ball movement team to win aswell, and they did
how are bucks losing against AG and friends?
>>152937506jokic and murray were holding em back
>>152937506the nugs are better coached
why do i notice so many women refs now anyway? not that it matters THAT much to me, all refs are subhuman
>>152937479embarassing
Who is the bigger clown in the situation between Luka needing Ayton to restrain the escaped slave or schroder waiting 40 mins to ambush him?
>>152937171the fuck does that have to do with him blowin ga 3 on 1 fastbreak moron?
why nobody talking about the fact that scottie hooked the defender that last play? :/
Scty Brns
>no lakeshit humiliation ritual for todaysike
all the small things
SGA starts 1/6 and still ends the game with positive efficiency. Luka could never
A late glhf kangzLooking for a good bounceback game for Bari
zeke nnaji +18jokic had no help
is anyone watching the woofs game? Looks like it's gonna be another clutch game
uh oh nuggies
>>152932760>me in mygm trying to boost 56 overall rated free agents to i can trade them
Holy kino, woofs and spurs trading punches rn
So what’s going on with Anthony Davis? Is he going to be released?
>>152937997He was going to get traded at the deadline. Now he's injured and out a couple months.
Damn, Ant cooked Wemby
>Spuds
WembCHOKE
WOOFS WIN!
AWOOOOOOOOOOOO
>fox killing all 4q>do a wemby meme iso
As of now, bench Wemby > starter Wemby still stays true
How did Toronto win? I thought Philly had this in the bagBased leafbros
>>152937414Yeah, I'm sure as soon as he recovers from his seasonal illness that he somehow gets every fucking year (at least, that's the excuse he uses for shitting the bed in the playoffs) he'll resume his iron man streak and carry the Nuggets during Jokic's absence. He's totally not going to develop some recurring hamstring problem (the injury of choice for bitch made faggots everywhere), sit out a dozen or more games and then be inconsistent as fuck for the rest of the year because when has that ever happened haha
AWOOOOOOOmy ant cooked wemby on one end and then julius locked him up on the other end; wolves win!wolves won the 4th quarter 33-18 to win the game by 1 point
>>152936545masai FUCKED us
>>152938189we won cause of quickley. hes actually available for a trade if you want a winning player
zeke nnaji +25 in 15 minutesjokic had no help tho
the alien simply isnt him
That Ant last shot was great, really patient with that
Wemby is no Tim Duncan
>>152937775>>152938263Malone was a basketball terrorist, perhaps moreso than Booth
>>152938263Jokic was holding Zeke the Freak back
>>152938241I would trade him for Clarkson in a heartbeat
>>152938316there's about a 30 million dollar difference in their contracts kek
Need honest conversations about Giannis
>Wemby starts>spurs lose
>>152938374What do you want to talk about?
>>152938374yeah exactly how long is his cock and hows the girth
>TFW too smart to ball
zeke nnaji +28jokic had no help
Would've been crazy if that count
can someone please clip that shot bouncing into the hoop at the end of the 3rd of Nugs/Bucks?
>strength vs dex
Damn, Ant is 70% from clutch shots
Giannis isn't quite as agile as he used to be and it's making his game a lot uglier
>>1529384718 ft retard doesnt know how to just hold the ball up in the air, take two steps and throw the ball in cause it's below him when he jumpscheating retard
>>152938478he's him
>>152938471>Girth vs Length
giannis just request a trade pussy
>>152938374he genuinely has no help
Adelman really unlocked Nnaji holy shit
>>152938404>caring about defense when playing defense in illegal anywayholy cringeola
Spurs are 18-4 when Wemby doesn't start, same winning percentage as OKC
>>152938580A lot has been said about Booth's front office terrorism, but more needs to be said about Malone's coaching terrorism
>>152930721Meal. Lemon Garlic chicken. I don’t know what the gravy is but it something lemon. I out lemon pepper spice.My mother made this for me.
>>152937624Luka is not a low IQ monkey so he knew that if he hit him or tried to fight him he would get suspended too. Also it was 40 fucking minutes after the game had ended so he most likely didn't even care at that point lmao
>>152938471kek, god fucking damn, and randle has never even been that good of a defender either, just that wemby is 2x weak to randles pokemon type coasting off of type match weakness rather than actual skill, but its still astonishing and a bit respectable.
>>152938645congrats on eating a real meal
jokic is playing real life 2K
>>152938645You got a nice ma
>>152938645This is the first real meal you’ve eaten in months.
>Greek Freak getting locked up by Zeke the FreakMost fraudulent ring after LeMickey's for the 2020's?
my wolvies :)
giannis goat
>be giannis>do the same move twice>score both times>pass the ball like a retard>teammates dont scoregiannis can spam the same move all game and no one can stop him
lmao Kuzma
>another kuzma missed layupWhat can he even do?
>>152938791yawnis is lucky he went up against two guys who aren't allowed to win rangz in one playoff runharden & cp3
>>152938645Finally some real foodBone appetit
>>152938645Noice
https://x.com/COoked_by_tubs/status/2010419936007717066 blud doing sidequest
>>152938967Bigfoot sighting
Darvin Ham is so hot
Jokicless Nuggies kinda kino
>>152938967Man of the people
As a reminder the Bucks is not even a play-in team in the freaking EastThe hospital Nuggets should win against them at home
>>152939230Doc Rivers should be on trial for his crimes against basketball
why is giannis out here playing with kyle kuzma lmfao
>>152938645your mom used to make this for me all the time, glad you enjoy it
>sucks
I dont know why the warriors think continuing to feed butler in the post is an offense
>>152939254That ubuntu ring carries him longer than it should
>be the bucks>dont even have the last shot>dont give the ball to giannis
Risacher getting DNPs lmao what a bust
>Gianpiss
I don't understand why Kuzma was on the floor in crunch time
>Jokic first one into the tunnelHe must be in heaven rn
Kuminga 11 straight dnps now
so the hawks just out here destroying niggas now
Amen GODson poster Raaaaaaaaaaa
>Zeke Nnaji: 14 PTS 10 REB 2 BLK 2 STL +22Why couldn't Malone coach this DEMON?
>Nuggets whole starting lineup out except Gordon>Still winHoly crap, Jokic is carried
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>>152939766Dumb mick was at war with the FO
fuck zeke nnaje and fuck jalen pickett
>>152939499doc be like he got a ring put him on
>>152939812>>152939830>After years of being called a troll and dismissed in this thread, /nba/ finally realizes Jokic was never goodIt took you all so damn long