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SAN FRANACISCO WINS
Tom Brady is such a horrible commentator just fuck off old man
lets all take turns saying something nice and sweet about Jenny
Jalen is a game manager
How much have you gambled on this game?
which team is clavchad rooting for?
That song they play into commercial was a signal that the niners will score a td this drive and win. The band has a strong homsexual following
What would happen if Brown just straight up slugged Sirianni?
>>15293254849ers since they get bonesmashed the most in the league
Cunny
My Chiefs got 3 rings in five years off these SHIT teams.
>women's sports
My farts have started smelling less foul today. Thanks to everyone for praying for me.
>>152932553speed run his trade
will anything happen?
this game feels like it's 35-3
>>152932529It's hard to believe Philadelphia can't do better.
>>152932529is it over ninerbros? We lost glass kittle.
Streaming playoffs for anons. VC open.https://discord.gg/mahomes4kwaboty
>>152932535He's too much of a dudebroguy to be a good color man
ouch! that rotund japanese fellow got rocked
>>152932542she's a teenage robot. There isn't much else to say
How common is the name Brock?That’s some Pokemon Gen 1 type shit
>kittle tore his Achilles I don't want to watch this anymore
Damn poor Asian dude lmao
>Still have another game after this
These teams are not very good.My cats are more entertaining.
Why would seeing someone tane an exaggeratedly large bite of a burger and then chew like a cow chewing its cud make me want to eat?
>purdy can't hearwew
>>15293258010/10
who'll win the superbowl?
The Eagles have a good team but a shit QB. The 9ers have a good team but there all hurt. This game suckz.
>>152932542shes got a tight body
If I'm standing on the sideline I'm never getting hit
>>152932566for me it's softball
>>152932552Kys. Saint Motel is based and every track on that EP is excellent.
Who are the Good Guys in this matchup?
>>152932588It's a pretty common name, guy.
>>152932588You just answered your own question
I ate a whole bag of gummy bears :(
Why is there so much spergery with gamethreads lately?
>>152932593>and one tomorrow night
Come on 49ers
>>152932548San Fran because he's a fag
>>152932542She was a good slutRIP Jenny
Purdy has a little girl arm
>>152932535>Tom Brady is such a horrible commentator just fuck off old man
>>152932615zoomers
If the 49ers win, the Bears play against the LA Rams?
>>152932613youre gonna have a wicked shit later
>>152932588i fucked him up the first try
>>152932598my rammies should, but theyve been too inconsistent, cant trust em
>turdy
>TURDYOH NO NO NO NO NO KEK
Snipped
PICKED
KWAB TURDY
IT'S OVER
>>152932616O R A N G E F O O LRANGEFOOL
>>152932613Im eating pizza, but I have 2 bags of lifesaver gummies sitting and waiting for me
>BROCK TURDY
>crock turdy
>>152932606I went to a concert in Philly at the tla and literally everyone there was any guy 30-40 year old
INTERCOOOPTION
INTERCOOOOPTION
>>152932535shut up zoomer go eat a tide pod or something
>POOrdy
>>152932621Is that cooper dejean?
QUINYON>QUINYONQUINYON>QUINYONQUINYON>QUINYONQUINYON>QUINYONQUINYON>QUINYONQUINYON>QUINYONQUINYON>QUINYONQUINYON>QUINYONQUINYON>QUINYONQUINYON>QUINYONQUINYON>QUINYON
I am using this walrus to represent interceptions.
>BRORP PUDDY
COCK TURDY
Are you kidding me?
>INT
Inner sepshun
MOTHERFUCKER
>Cock Turdy Cock Turdy>Cock Turdy Cock Turdy>Cock Turdy Cock Turdy>Cock Turdy Cock Turdy>Cock Turdy Cock Turdy>Cock Turdy Cock Turdy>Cock Turdy Cock Turdy>Cock Turdy Cock Turdy>Cock Turdy Cock Turdy>Cock Turdy Cock Turdy>Cock Turdy Cock Turdy>Cock Turdy Cock Turdy>Cock Turdy Cock Turdy>Cock Turdy Cock Turdy>Cock Turdy Cock Turdy>Cock Turdy Cock Turdy>Cock Turdy Cock Turdy>Cock Turdy Cock Turdy>Cock Turdy Cock Turdy>Cock Turdy Cock Turdy
>>152932642>>152932645
Brock throws like he's really good friends with Mac Jones
Vintage Turdy
>cock turdy
PURDY NO
>white qbs
Purdy isnt a good QB
>>152932607Top guy, because the girls posted are usually actresses and actresses have been mostly fucking UGLY ever since they locked up Big Harv
das rite wyt qb we shuckn n jivn in ya enzone now!!!
Purdy is so generous giving charity to the needy
WHEN YOU WERE.. KWABBED
>Same teams every year win every playoff game and every superbowl will have the same teamsWhy won't Goodell write a different script?
>white QBs
>>152932642>>152932645Based catmind
>>152932615shitposting is more fun than this terrible game.I mean look at Brock playing like a 7th round pick
Purdy's little girl arm can't drive the ball fast enough.
INTERCOOOOOPTION
PEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>152932636wut
>>152932641Pics or it didnt happen.
Q REDEMPTION QUINYONOMO BAY
>>152932642>>152932645based >>152932651also based for sticking with it
>>152932637Based fatty
He just needs an elite TE, WR and RB.
>>152932613Did they taste like Caleb?
I heard Willis needs a job.
>advertisements are more rampant in america even though nobody got moneykek
High IQ throw
>>152932651corny
>>152932624Yes.
YOU SIT THERE IN YOUR HEARTACHE WAITING ON SOME BEAUTIFUL BOY TO TO SAVE YOU FROM YOUROLD WAYS YOU PLAY FORGIVENESS WATCH HIM NOWHERE HE COMES
walrii posters are too slow
>>152932677kek
>baby faced QBs
>turnovers = cat memesthis is the first non-shit meme to happen to 4chan in a fucking decade
>>152932642>>152932645stop trying to make this happen
Should’ve played Mr. Brightside for the 49ers.
>>152932645>>152932642>>152932704Vastly superior to the walrus shit
>>152932535They will just get someone older like your age, boomer faggot.
>George Brittle deadHes done, and San Fagsisco is also done, Poordy cant win without a fullly stacked team, he desperate hence that rtetardeed INT.
>>152932642>>152932645Makes me smile every time. ^_^
go iggles
Trade Purdy
awful game
>>152932678There is literally a 76% chance for a supergami this year
Now The Killers, thats a band with a homo following. >>152932714No its a shit meme.
>>152932707Thanks.
Purdy is learning Mahomes’ pain. Skyy Moore is an interception machine, it happens because he falls away from the ball at the top of his routes instead of coming towards it, and the CB jumps in front.
>>152932722>door frame moving while she dancesWho falls for this shit
>>152932715just let it happen bro
How is this game so close?
>>152932613Finished much air fried chicken - not teddies, half chicken like a man.I cant wait for some chocomint ice cream with banana later during Pats game.Back to the gym so I have eaten almost no sugar and only meat all weak, so a little treat for a good boy
>>152932678Be happy it's not the Chiefs this year at least
FUCK YOU PATULLO>FUCK YOU PATULLOFUCK YOU PATULLO>FUCK YOU PATULLOFUCK YOU PATULLO>FUCK YOU PATULLOFUCK YOU PATULLO>FUCK YOU PATULLOFUCK YOU PATULLO>FUCK YOU PATULLOFUCK YOU PATULLO>FUCK YOU PATULLOFUCK YOU PATULLO>FUCK YOU PATULLOFUCK YOU PATULLO>FUCK YOU PATULLOFUCK YOU PATULLO>FUCK YOU PATULLO
>>152932690I actually got escorted out by bouncers because they were rushing us out right after the show ended and my wife was pissing. I was screaming fuck this nigger fagot city on south street.
>>152932691Imagine your balls just sliding into that mouth while she said awoo
>>152932731t. frogposter
>>152932731They're actually good though
>>152932696kek
>>152932738hello
>>152932548San Fran is a meth city, Philly is fent
>>152932737No
>>152932738My wife is a witch and cast a hex on the eagles.
>ahhhh um
>>152932743Yeah kid that for sure sounds like it happened.
>Big Dom
>Cock Turdy
Based big Dom with the catch
No hodling
>>152932747Amazing liveGenuinely shocked
>>152932738Hot
BIG DOM CATCH
Ayo it's ya boy glock sturdy
my hawkies will destroy the iggles
webm bro can I get a big dom catch webm?
big reddit
Not so fast, Eagles
>filthy
don't see it, sorry reffies
Oh look big Dom making it about himself again
Tom Brady sucks at commentating voice is just too high pitch and gay
If I'm the Eagles, I'm trading the farm for Joe Burrow
>>152932747Didnt say they werent. I like The Man.
So fucking bored.
>>152932766W-what about hand holding?
>>152932758Ok it was thebladt time I go to the tla. Had to upgrade my tickets to sit upstairs because they overbooked and we were standing in the lobby.
Eevee is cute.
We control the game by choosing when to call holding because it happens on every play
>>152932784How does such an alpha high test man sound so gay?
>pussy RB run up the middle on 2nd and 18
>>152932784He's literally only good at one thing in his life, and sucks at everything else
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
another kevin patullo classic
>>152932784He sounds too happy to be there
>>152932785If im the bengals, im not picking up the phone
>>152932738Every team is frauds. Playoff teams are merely the least fraudulent.
>>152932766She can hodl me if you catch my drift
Eagles offense is miserable
>BOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152932794would
>>152932768Seems fun
>this playcalling
>Brock Turdburglar
what team wll robert salah become the head coach for next year?
I hope all bad things in life happen to Philadelphia fans
>Eagleboos
>>152932784> gay voiceIts strange how alpha chads, like Beckham also, have such faggy voices
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>And heeeeere come the batteries
>booooooooooooooooooooooo
Volumes
My buddy works the sideline as a water boy. He texted me at half time and said the reason why Siriani and AJ Brown were arguing was because Siriani called him a Nigger. He said it was pretty loud and a lot of staff and players heard it. Probably gonna be in the news after the game.
>these fucking boosPATULLOBROS IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
>>152932710THEY SAY THE DEVIL'S WATER IT AINT SO SWEET, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRINK RIGHT NOW
Jalen Hurts is so good!
EAGLES OFFENSE HAS GONE INTO SLEEP MODE
BOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Damn both teams D is putting up a good fight.
>Philly fan chimp-o-meter filling rapidly
>>152932799Because he eats a plant based diet.If he ate more saturated fats from steak like a real man, he could have an RFK jr like voice.
>>152932799literally because of that. He never got shit for it because how could he. his dad should've stepped in at some point honestly
>Philadelphia>booing
Barkley is so shit
Referee rigged the game. Need proof?
>>152932813>>152932818I sure do love coward runs up the middle on 2nd and 18 after a turnover
>3rd & 60?>run it up the middlethanks patullo
BOOOOOOOOOOO
>reigning Superbowl champs>Leading in a playoff game>BoooingWhy are Philly fans so ungrateful?
this game sucks and is being played like a Thursday night game
I just want the eagles to lose. They suck and every game brings no joy this entire season.
lmao these rat bastard fans boo everything. fucking cucks i hope the 9ers win lol
BROGG BÜRDY
>>152932840This is true
Philly fans are done
BOOOOOO
Who has the best bussy
>>152932828>the state that is literally right next to mexico and was stolen from mexicans is hispanicomg... america has fallen...
A D-CELL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>152932828These numbers are wrong
Good thing the only offense worse than Turdy is Hurts
That "Send Help" movie looks like the dumbest wokeslop I've ever seen
>>152932852Purdy’s Avengers are injured and squirts is a bus rider.
>>152932784Agreed. He sounds like Greg Olsen's little brother.
>>152932529>Hurts throws it to a guy in the flat a full 16 yards from the sticks on 3rd down>Has the audacity to shake his head as he walks off the fieldStoicism isn't what it used to be
>>152932852That’s the NFC
>>152932839Soon
>>152932852>Eagles game is all defense, no offenseCasual
>>152932840I want that gruff manly voice
>>152932722>Poordy cant win without a fullly stacked teamHe's about to
Do Eagles fans deserve human rights?
>>152932856>>152932855Is there a link to a livestream? My cable is out for some eason in the last five minutes or so >:
>>152932809Just get any mediocre QB, and Chase, Higgins, and AJ Brown will make them look great. Burrow gets hurt every year anyway.
>>152932854you're so right bro I actually want to suck my team's cocks and tell them they're doing a great job when they're playing like dogshit
I can't fathom the mindset of anyone that would actually want to play for any Philadelphia team. They have the absolute worst fans in all of sports.Entitled and ungrateful.
Every single Killers album is worse than the last.
>>152932868I agree I also saw that commercial. Female power ftw.
>>152932860Actual shithole city
>>152932828>These are the people calling me a pajeet Lmao
>>152932872Anon, the play call was all short routes, after running up the middle on 2nd and 18. Patullo sets them up to punt. It's legitimately a Prevent Offense
>>152932863But it isn't
I honestly respect Philly fans for holding their coaches and players accountable. No other fanbase is as quick to let their displeasure be known as a he Eagles.
Eagles should toosh poosh the rest of the entire game
>>152932860>Faith Hope Charity Cam
>Send Helplol in the real world on that island, that guy would just overpower rape that bitch nonstop, who are they trying to fool?
>>152932881ppv.to
Ugly aging Hollyweird whore CASTRATES evil misogynist!
>send helpmore like sneed help
>Kevin PUTAllo
I think you guys severely underestimate the power of the 49ers.
>>152932825What is it with dudes who could tear you in half being squeaky?
My gf is the biggest Philly fan. LFG!
>>152932889still pretty and she's got an amazing body, youll always be a brown weakling
Sorry 90% of this game sucks bro but the script calls got the niners to win in dramatic underdog fashion. Four [4] fake close games in a row to start the playoffs! Catch the fever
>>152932886I'VE GOT SOUL BUT I'M NOT A SOLDIER
>>152932902I won't even give him the honor of being memed.
>>152932862
>>152932904Im watching them fail against a pathetically bad eagles team
how come when the ball is snapped it sounds like someone opened up a portal to hell
Does Brock's Breddy Burdy Bussy Bust it up the middle?
>>152932882Starting point for discussions is 10 first round picks and jalen carter
>>152932907If I saw these people IRL it might ruin my day
Niners are totally spent
Eagles need a new OCpicrel
Damn 49ers are going to just give it back
>>152932907You can hear the brown and chink seething replies to wherever this was posted originally.
>>152932922Forget it, Anon. It's Philly.
THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS AHHHHHHHH
These two teams suck ass lol
Purdy looks like a fake human. Android mfer
what a terrible punt lawl
Hoooooooooooooooly fucking snoozefest goddamn
>>152932862Gary.
wtf is that punt?
Why don't they just throw to whoever the fastest receiver is whenever he's open?
Shit fucking teams
boy I can't wait for>run up the middle>run up the middle>short pass>punt
>>152932825That’s a whole genre of Britoid for some reason, look up Aaron Taylor Johnson. Mega chad that sounds exactly the same
>>152932940jenny
>27 yard puntImagine being this unlucky
>27 yard punt
>>152932932Fsngio and Mike would make an unstoppable duo. Probably win multiple super bowls
>AI how do I run
>>152932529Can Philly play with some tempo
wind's plan
Max Jones would have the miners winning right now
Moarstead is an awful punter
>every game up until this one teams have played with urgency and intensity>these two semen slurping squads are playing like it's a normal sunday 1 PM gameEmbarrassing display from the Niners and Eagles honestly.
>>152932815Based
>colon cancer
>>152932932No that's the new HC for my berds
>bore bowl
whats the song in that commercial?
>>152932905I realized the other day that I've been unintentionally masking my voice my entire life.
>tfw /sp/ can't tell the difference between two bad teams and two teams with good defenses
>>152932967It's windy
shit teams
>>152932932Please no. He'd relapse in that city
who yous got for steelers texans
>>152932932I want him, Stefanski (probably gets head coach somewhere though), or Reich. >>152932963They do in the 1st half, then Patullo removes it. Hurts needs to go rouge more.
>>152932951>still wins
I actually pay my shekels so I can watch on the goystreams and you're all still ahead of me
>>152932879how about NO
>>152932944UTAH! GET ME DUBS!
Reminder that if you try to prevent people from committing suicide, you're selfish.
>>152932905Adding on to this, I've never heard a man with a lisp and a deep voice. All lispers are high pitched.
>>152932929The guy, sure. But that girl goddammit, we are all jealous and youre lying if you say you dont wanna BANG
>>152932980A talent as old as time
how the fuck do people watch the masked singer
What a fucking terrible punt. Perfect for terrible teams putting on a terrible game.This shit fucking sucks
>>152932978rebel rebel - david bowie, but a even gayer version
Nice fucking punt
>>152932932He's signing with tampa
after the bears-packers game yesterday this one is so dull
>>152932978darude - sandstorm
i love when the ownership class sells us a fantasy about killing the richi bet she doesnt even castrate him
>>152932970What did you expect? Neither these teams making it to the owl
>how to throw in the wind with Top Brade>first let a lot of air out
>brady autistically going on about how to throw the ballkek
will the new england game be better than this one?
>>152932932he's going to be the titans HC
>QBs so bad that Tom Brady has to give lessons live in the boothkek this is grim
Thanks for the lesson, GOAT!
That golden song is so kino
Tom is teaching you fatherless fucks how to throw
>uh yeah whatever you say bro
Patullo can do whatever the fucks he wants because my niners aren't scoring again
Where are all those Purdy circumcised dick suckers tonight?
>lice dung and the punthers put up more points than both these teams at this point in the gameWhat a shitshow lol if the hospital niners get refballed to a win would be maximum kek
>Brady acting like he wasn't a washed volume padder in his final season
>>152932987Antenna is always fastest
>>152932999
i love Brady’s autistic energy
>>152932999yeah, they massacred our boy
>>152932997Theyre just half asleep winemoms
That Tom Brady explanation was very funny
Can the 49ers have ANYTHING go good for them?
Our steak has been too juicy lately, our lobster too buttery, we were due a stinker game
>Brady Pizza Hut commercalI liked it.
Would anyone else bang Brady's mom, or just me?
49ers defense got better off the practice squad
>>152932985yeah Stefanski would work too. Getting Reich back would feel good, but I don't think they'd do it.
Goddammit I miss brady he's so kino
based timmy bradley giving us a free lesson
>>152932529>coworker trying to email me about workshit during a playoff gameAaaand ignored see you Monday faggot
OH MY FOOTBALL WHO COULD'VE GUESSED THEY'D RUN UP THE MIDDLE
>>152933015What song? I missed it.
Tom Brady is THE white QB.
>>152932932Bears need him as a new D.C. he is an offensive guy but that is okay. Our DC has screwed us the last 5 games
Bros a blast of poop-scented air just came out of my butthole, and my buttcheeks made an odd flapping/grumbling sound as it happened. Is this normal? Should I go to the hospital?
Iggles offense is absolutely pathetic lmao
>Never 4get
Did you guys know Tom Brady was a quarterback?
>>152932932>>152932961didn't Mike help run out Fangio?can't imagine they'd be too fond of eachother
the eagles playcalling is so predictable
>>152933005Buddy I'm the biggest sandstorm fan in this thread
>>152932784His voice is normal, you fat brownoid
RUN UP THE MIDDLE
>>152932984Im only rooting for teams with white quarterbacks
wow that was excellent stuffDoes he always explain stuff like that?
Eagles better win. 49ers are a lame duck team with too many injuries, now with kittle out also.
The worst eagles offense ever
all that filthadelphia trash on the field
Tom is telling us how to throw a deflated ball
MAMBO MAMBO MAMBO
>>152932897Ten internets to you, sir.
>>152932997When people give up on their dreams, and the harsh reality sets in, people lower their standards.Your parents who have wage slaved for the last 30 years are just beaten and broken down.At a certain point, slop like that is easy to digest as you sit and wait to wageslave the next morning.
>tfw live in a windy city and got a pick-up game this coming weekendthanks tom :)
Was Tom Brady wrong to spend his broadcasting/advertisement income on this?
>>152933002>fake ass>fake tits>giant back tattoo yikes
Which one?
Toosh Poosh is too powerful
>>152932607the ones in black and white stripes
What an astoundingly low-energy game
The GOAT is getting tired of this bullshit. He's starting to get snappy.
>>152933047Manning is whiter
STOP RUNNING THE BALL ON 1ST DOWN HOLY SHIT
Kittle got heemed? I just got here
Brady is a good commentator actually
>>152932932Lol I've never seen a season this century with so many coaching spots and so little talent.
God Barkley is so shit
>>152932997people aren't trying to do any thinking at home especially women watching TV
>>152933085Don't tell me what to do
>1st and 10RUNUPTHEMIDDLE
>>152933075>fr fr
>>152933079pink dress and professor
>>152933086yeah, achilles
why dont they just use the tush push for the running plays it gets more yards
>>152933086dead
>>152933075is this the kid with the wang that barstool was obsessed with?
>>152932615postseason so everyone steps their game up
>>152933086Tore his Achilles
>>152933067
>>152933075>watch on your right handLike father like son, gay as fuckI wonder if he open mouth kissed his dad afterwards
>They are so slow to get to the line of scrimmage>So slow...kek Brady
>>152933075>chooses football over his family>immediately blows any earnings to really drive it home
The defense has time to rest between every snap
>>152933054Eh it was more the players didn't respect fangio and they played like ass. He so wanted to go to Philly after the chiefs loss but the eagles waited too long.
>>152933090that was Tank, the eagles run on 1st down almost every time
>>152932999Thanks but not that song, different ad
Wawa has awful food
>>152933086Heemed permanently
>>152932736the proxyfag, he has a whole collection of face filtered asians who are clearly ugly and/or fat
>>152933111Trips of truth
eagles just get an extra second on that playclock man every fucking snap fuckin reffies
>>152932932He’s either gonna be a HC or the OC for the Lions who have a way more interesting offense (and play in a dome)
>>152932997Boomers are brainless zombies
>>152933116doechii - anxiety
>>152933086Its sad when they go young like that
>>152933075imagine being this kid's half brother and your dad is some dumbass karate asshole that was probably making $25k a year before he met your mom
>>152933106>>152933101Damn. He's going to miss a lot of next year now :(
Johnny knocks ville is too old
>>152933075His son is a wigger. Sad.
>>152932736Boomers and zoomers
Eagles games are always so fucking boring.
literally why does the offense become a joke in the 2nd half every week?
>>152933130WHEN THEY GO?!
I am really not a fan of Kevin Patullo.
Tom Brady is stressing me out why does he want the Eagles to play so fast
I'd rather them run the Tush Push on 1st and 10 over run up the middle or short pass
>squirts
>>152933086Have you seen the 49ers play before? What do you think?
FRANKIE SAYS RELAX YOUR ASSHOLE
>>152932997It's just light entertainment for older women.
>same amount of yardsHOW
>>152933129>>152933116Play the real versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY
>>152933137worse a fantano drone
>>152933140True but at least they occasionally heem the other team
Eagles o-line is tired.
WHY DO THEY KEEP FEEDING IT TO SUCKQUON
>>152932738eagles o coordinator is shaking a magic 8 ball, sf has purdy an o line and sp posters on offense
Whats with all the trash?
>>152933075He went to Jacob!
It's time, but in our weapon
>>152933141Bad coaching
Not looking great 9er gang...
How do American Football players pick up their nicknames? Like Davonta, Jalen, etc.Also, can you pick up a name like Duke Nukem?
>>1529331410 ability to adjust0 ability to run more than 5 playswhatever works they will ignore and revert back to slamming their heads against the wall
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152933046Golden by that kpop band
>>152933162Philadelphia
How is it still the third quarter? Fucking slurper, this one.
pathetic offense
>>152933157https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ6-7BTBGck
*gets tackled behind the line**gets tackled behind the line**gets tackled behind the line*
>>152933150BOW WOW WUNG
RUNUPTHEMIDDLE
>>152932997Normies are a scourge
Purdy ain't him.
>>152933168the 49ers are trying to give this game to the Eagles but Patullo won't make it easy
>>152933146He wants them to get into a rhythm, when there are long pauses between plays it can feel start and go and it’s hard to get momentum
Eagles offense makes me want to die and I'm not even an eagles fan
>>152933002What's her name?
I think it’s time we run iso again.
>>152932794my friend bill gave me one of these one time
Tom Brady is the constant reminder to never get married
>>152933158They are awful. In terms of the NFL, the Eagles are the definition of slop.
how many tonight?
>>152933075This is an example of how you know alot of these NFL players, celebrities in general, are dumb as shit and upjumped trailer trash.Its not even classy, its not masculine (feminine really), and has a bunch of shit on it.Brady would have been buying chains and knock-off footwear, cleaning floors if he wasn't a football player.
>>152933162America
>>152933186System quarterback at its finest
>>152933129thanks, but different ad. The chatgpt one with the people running
>>152933157could be even worse
How over is it 49ers?
>>152933186Correct. Purdy is her.
>>152933196Why?
>>152933199Checked and not ugly enough yet for that. If the Niners score a TD it's gonna get rough in there
>only a six point leadYeah, 49ers gonna win this
COME ON NINERS OFFENSE DO SOMETHING YOURE ONLY DOWN BY ONE SCORE
this game STINKS
>>152933170What?
This lead feels completely insurmountable for the 9ers
>>152933173>kpopOh I thought maybe it was Jurassic 5 or something good.
>>152933191Eagles defense makes me want to live and I'm not even an eagles fan
Are there any NON-FRAUDULENT teams in the playoffs this year?
The 49ers are winning. Script about to flip
>>152933206ask chatgpt
>>152933196It's a reminder to get married to someone who will sign paperwork saying they get nothing if they leave you
>>152933168I already expected a loss so I was okay with that but I was not expecting a Kittle career ending injury :(
>>152933149>every time
Is Jalen Hurts that bad to where they wont even let him try to pass it?
>>152933207wut i thought urlacher was a maga racist????
>>152933207and the story only gets worse
All of the wild card games so far have been pointless
My right ear is ringing
>>152933170These aren't nicknames, they're their actual names given to them by their dumb ghetto parents. You should be familiar with this in Brazil
>>152933228it makes shit up
>>152933166What's this move called?
>>152933170Those are their legal names, macacobro.
>>152933226nope and thats what makes it fun
>>152933237>>152933207dear lord
>>152933196For most people, it's their parents
>>152933226Yeah, the LionsThey are going all the way
>the only designated QB run is on 3rd & 13I HATE HIMI FUCKING HATE HIM
>>152933229doesn't work like that bro, doesn't matter what paperwork they sign, they're entitled to half the shit you accrued in the marriage, if the paperwork says otherwise the judge tosses it out
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152933237ummmmmm urlacher bros we should be asking questions
>>152933226My Bills
>>152933215The fat lady looking at the girl who her husband is looking at is kino. No bjs for 3 months, that girl needs to fade from memory
>>152933193kaixkitsune
Eagles d-libe low key losing this game
>>152933247the flyby
Think I might take a nap, maybe try to wake up late in the 4th quarter.
>>152933221How they pick up their names. Like Brock Purdy, DaMarcus something, Amon-Ra
>>152933208It's been over since early in the season. The easy schedule kept this team afloat
JUICE
THEY MUTED THE BOOS
>>152933266bro they've held them to 10 points so farlike every other game this year, Patullo is the problem
>>152933237I don't get it
>teams remember that fullbacks exist
youscheck is great
KYLE JUSZHECK (?) SIGHTING
>>152933247the big bro
>>152933257Why does pootoolo love 3rd and long runs so much?very strange
>>152933240Apparently you're supposed to scream to make it go away
>>152933196
>>152933257at least they got a field goal out of it
>>152933226No. The Owl game is going to be a total meme shitshow mark my words
New?
>>152933170Don't act like Brazil is any different. Your nogs are all named "Washington" and "Jefferson" by the single moms because, like American negresses, they think its prestigious.
>eagles D getting gassed
>>152933271Brock is a real name. The other 2? Chimp mamas.
>>152933226>>152933291you will get the seahawks vs the texans and be happy
>>152933271ta drogado, maluco?
>>152933146This >>152933190You’ll notice when Mahomes plays he’s constantly motioning for the next play to come in. Great QBs know it’s important to keep marching
>>152933270Nice cats anon.
>>152933296yea that's what happens when the offense goes 3 and out all the time
>>152933229OY VEY
>>152933279wife cheated obviously, brian urlacher is a legit cuckold
>>152933271>Amon-RaFucking egyptian god kek
>>152933196Billy gave her another $8 Billy to keep her mouth shut about Epstein lol
>>152933284>JUSZHECKThat is how you finish a run. Love it.
IF THE EAGLES D GASSES OUT THIS GAME IS SO OVER
Bussy
>>152933277True abd the defense gets worn down at the end. Its gonna cost them this game though. The d line needs to make a play or its over
>>152933292Chunk li!
>>152933317>>152933317>>152933317
>>152933196Get that prenup bro
>>152933261He had a genetic test taken 20 years ago that somehow proved it's his son.
>>152933166Ben Johnson is such a faggot. Looking forward to Shitcongo losing next week
Is this show on Tubi going to be good?
>>152933312Is there a picture of his wife? or just his long haired brother?
>>152933323oh you sweet summer child, any heeb judge wipes his tuccus with that
>>152933325uh huh just like 23 and me says everyone has 20% african blood just to fuck with people
>>152933323Judges will tear that shit up in a heartbeat or pick and choose which parts apply it's just a racket for lawyers
>>152933286because he is a LOSERhe has a LOSER mentality he just gives up
HOWEV-ACK
>>152933312https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767277879150635.mp4
holy freaking crap
>>152933327yes
Okay so the eagles season ends today and i have no more football to watch
The winner of this game wins the Super Bowl
Fucking garbage ass team. No more cope. Eagles o and d line are mid to trash.
>>152933075Looks like a watch my mom would wear
Is Tom Brady expected to be a HOFer?
>>152933402cringe
