>Takerufuji's legs aren't that small. It's pure muscle and bigger than the legs of everyone posting ITT.>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread: >>152906812
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>>152942282Assalamu alaykum
>>152942287I'm not muslim actually
>>152942277Did you really have to make fun of me, cunt.
>plastered in ads>endless inscrutable rituals>five minutes of breaks for every ten seconds of action>action consists of fat retards giving each other brain damagebasically american football
>>152942277Hey look, another shisho on a beer throne.
>>152942287Hotsalami bacon to you too
>>152942291Neither am I.
>>152942297Yeah but in football they rarely blow through the spectators and send boomers in the front roll straight to the mortuary table.
It looks bad but Kazuma is still getting a yuusho.
>>152942297no awful rap music though and they are different colored
>>152942311i meant it in a complimentary fashion, to be clear
>>152942332>no awful rap musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T58q3cfc8jU
>>152942342>awful
>>152942342thats kino doe
>>152942311lol
>>152942368pwned
>>152942368kek
Day 2: Hokutofuji
predicting all of yokozuna and ozeki will lose today for a good balance
Damn. Hatsuyama nearly pulled that off.
Caveman sumo incoming.
my name is SHISHI
OUR retard
manlets BTFO
future yokozuna
The Shishi zensho-yusho is still on.
insane, big retard telegraphs the throw from the very first moment of contact and asakoryu just cant stop it
Shishi vs Asakoryu always a fun matchup.
>SAY!>MY!>NAME!
Kazuma-bros, our future yokozuna...
>>152942564MARVEL!
>>152942564>Real Name SOKOLOVSKYI SerhiiI don't think I can. Ser.. hee? Ser..high? idk man
>>152942564Man has he bulked up since then, good on him, he was a shitter with stick arms in that picture. Full power won't be unlocked until his second set of boobs come in like Zak though.
>>152942577quad tits are genetic, zak has been specifically bred through in vitro to have those anti tsuppari cushions.
>>152942610Yeah, but you can see them starting to come in for Shishi now as he continues to eat his Chanko. The potential for the quad tits are there, he just needs to step up and gain another 30kg.
>>152942564Ureshishi!
>>152942564
Chaos match incoming.
did mitakeumi just fall wtf was that lol
Tobi just got Abi'ed.
>>152942664tomokaze* i mean
>>152942671he did the classic i lift my leg up and jump on the tawara scam
ha hatime for sumo
>>152942678i meant this on the nhk broadcast lmao
>>152942723Jesus. They should really have mats.
Roga IN? Roga..OUT.
Mmm... yeah. Very good insight Daiki-san.
Roga should learn to do some pushing if he wants to escape the 7-8 8-7 train, especially since it was his oyakata style.
Slippy G
fucking blasted him goddamn
Excellent manlet duel
Love how aggressive that little fella is.
murRAY
look at the manlet go!
>>152942849Always bittersweet when two rikishi you like meetThat was a good fight though
>>152942777He did a bit yesterday I agree he is too belt focused And man takakeisho is fucking unrecognizable
>s-senpai
>>152942849>>152942858It was a pretty explosive match, good stuff.
boomer bros we are so back
the Tama is NOT washed
What does Tamawashi know that nobody else does Why won't Atamifuji just be strong already
>>152942924eww you should clean your balls sometimes
>>152942932in honor of Tamawashi, I will not
Welcome back, Ochiai.
>change name>win
H A K U N O F U J I
>>152942948thats what takayasu needs to do to hold the cup
>abandons -ho>adopts -fuji>starts winning without problemsThe Hokuseiho curse is broken...
>>152942956Facts.
Kirishima Ozeki run soon.
Good stuff from Kiri It's just Takanosho but still
>>152942984Nobdog's a tough matchup for him. Good win. Stuck with it.
>>152942984>It's just TakanoshoAhem.
What if Aonishiki is actually brown with vitiligo and the hairy shoulder patch is his true color?
>>152942995he would be doing crime instead
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPAPPAPPAP
>>152942995I wish he would get it removed with plastic surgery
Great fight.
Another cup slipping away from our good ole yasu
>>152943016He can still win...
I want to hug Zak.
love kotozakura, simple as
Ura my beloved.. :)
I love Ura but he just doesnt seem like a threat to sanyaku tier wrestlers
>>152943033... correct.
lil guy went flying
ura sisters...
W
ejected
>>152943033not true, he could potentially break a sanyaku ranked wrestlers leg as he's falling form the dohyo
He made it an entertaining loss, as expected of Ura
GWAN YOSHI
Kuso...
more like KUSOno
Wowie zowie!!!!!
AONISHIKI
he broke the wall, only onosato can stop him now
Dan hand down He fucking loses
NOT SO FAST DANFAGS
Aonishiki LOST
uh oh spaghettiohs did the whiteu deviru touch his dastardly hand on the surface of the dohyo :OOOOOO
Torinaoshi?
2-0 WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
76th Yokozuna Aonishiki>The Ghost of Kiev>The Last Soldier of the Azov Battalion>The Tsar of the Mawashi>The Destroyer of Knees>Diamond Back>the K.K.K. (Kachi-Koshi Knight)>The Horse Whisperer>The Ozeki that was promised>Dan the Terrible>The Doom of Mongolia>Danmagne>Taiho Reincarnated>The True Great White Phoenix>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
KUSANO BROS NOOOOOOOOOOO
clear dead body
insane ruling
>2-0 BROWN SHOULDER MARCHES ON
AONISHIKI THE CURSEBREAKERGUNPAI DORI MOTHER FUCKER
kotoosuhu knew his assignment thereTHE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>>152943089No
Oh sure but danfags lost their minds over Onosatos toe
>>152943097yes!
>>152943089Gonna cry?
>>152943095>the bald alliance lost
>>152943095>Takamisakari: I think I should play center on this basketball team>Kotooshu: .....
idk how they ruled that yosh touched first, aonishiki clearly was the first to touch the clay, but he had already had his opponent in an unrecoverable position
>>152943112they never mention the dead body explicitly so they make something up
>>152943112They didn't. The rule is that Aonishiki had top position and stuck his arm out to break his fall. They were both in irrecoverable position, so the first touch rule doesn't apply.
>>152943112Should have been a rematch.Oh well, decision is absolute, let's move on to a star being handed out.
It would be so fucking funny if Ichi won here
>>152943112>aonishiki clearly was the first to touch the clayonly to break his fall and to keep from landing on his opponent after he already won.
Anti Clown Basho?
>>152943119Not today, you sour Kraut.
>>152943136unless..
>>152943140... they retroactively demote Oho? lolwut
>>152943148Oh yeah?
>>152943148what are the implications for shishi
>>152943148how will this affect the dohyo's structural integrity
>>152943156he's just learned counting to ten, hes gonna move on to decimals in 2027
Almost.
>>152942460nah
Fuck you, Oho.
THE Yokozuna
>>152943148damn the JSA is crazydidn't even know they could do that
>>152943161That katsu has seen better days...
>>152943074>>152943076get fucked kek
>>152942564Death Death Demon Monkey
>>152942368It's just not the same without at least 2 100+ years seniors getting squashed
>>152938315>How much skinnier if Keisho get this basho?
>>152943494i refuse to believe this is tacoquesothey replaced him with a clone that wasnt forcefed hambaga as a child
>>152942277This image really made me laugh
>>152943494My run-over-toad, my GENIUS
>>152943494someone please feed this man
Seeing both sides with all green history is pretty rare, isn't it?
>>152943089Even if you ignore the hand going down to break his fall that looked torinaoshi as fuck.
Dare I say, Zakary is Bakary?
>>152943813Zak fought like Onosato today. Onosato fought like Zak.
Ignoring mirrors the Sanyaku is 9-3. Those Komusubi are going to be the death of us all.
>>152942543>That huge smile on Onosato's face as Shishi is forced to drink alcohol by peer pressureHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH ITAlso Kazuma looks absolutely awful. He really is Shishi tier in terms of fighting IQ and made sekitori by being a semi-mobile blob.
