the king and the court jester edition
1v1 me @ tradieopoly antitradiesperg you farken dog cunthttps://www.bigw.com.au/product/tradie-opoly/p/897212
the irony is emailsenders would probably be better than doorhangers at a board gamethey're more used to reading things innit
>>152954411this is no different than trannies reading to children in daycare
>>152954411
Footy only 51 days away.
>richmonds 2026 list
>Christian Petracca and Jamarra Ugle-Hagam are SunsWhy does this seem so strange?
Kane Cornes has declared Bulldogs his premiership favourite for 2026. I'm sure it has absolutely nothing to do with setting expectations high so he can twist the knife on Bevo when Bulldogs fail to meet expectations.
Mick is posting in /cric/ again>>152956585
>new anti-discrimination bill says if someone scares you they can go to jail for five yearsreally, really going to have a lot of fun with this
>>152957393If that passes we are not a serious country which is why it will probably pass.
>>152957224this is just stupid, until they get a legitimate ruckman and move naughton back (which should have been done years ago), they will continuously finish around 6-10
>>152957879I agree they need a defender and Naughton should've gone back years ago but if they do that now Darcy will just get more easily double teamed by opposition defences because they have no other viable 2nd KPF. I guess Croft might come on quicker than anticipated but that forward line would seem too tall and slow to me. Would be rotten at ground level.
>>152956749>could be living in a tropical paradise surrounded by big booty cubanas but live in perth instead
>>152958087Miami is only 12% white. I doubt you'd actually want to live there.
>>152955527>this is no different than trannies reading to children in daycaresent a new email yet mate
>>152954843>the irony is emailsenders would probably be better than doorhangers at a board game>they're more used to reading things innit
mickhead is posting his shitty reaction images again
>>152955301so based when harvey norman delivers my household goods in these because a fridge and sofa suite won't fit in a van
>>152957390he's not me retard
how's your dad micky mate?
richmond's list is fine and i'm sure they will finish above bottom four this yearthe bottom four in no particular order will be dosn, iggs, dees, and norf
>>152958265>>152958617>frogposting(USER SHOULD BE BANNED FOR THIS POST)
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTaJI0CkQ1E/tradies aspire to own this money sink
>>152956776>>152957024>>152957941>>152958265>>152958617sh-shut up
MY EARLY 2026 LADDER PREDICTIONS1: hawks2: snus3: loins4: swasn5: crom6: powah7: gnats8: cats9: dogs10: pies11: fred12: bloos13: aints14: tiggs15: dosn16: norf17: dees18: iggsGF: hawks v loins - loins win
*be’s a nonce*
always the one you most suspect desu
"Neo-Nazi group the National Socialist Network has announced it will disband in response to proposed new hate speech laws by the federal government.In a statement posted to Telegram, the group announced the closure of the National Socialist Network would also spell the end of "co-projects" White Australia, the European Australian Movement and the White Australia Party."If the laws pass, there will [be] no way to avoid the organisation being banned," the statement said."This disbandment is being done before the laws take effect to avoid former members of the organisations from being arrested and charged."The statement – which said the neo-Nazi groups would close down by January 18 — was signed by leader Thomas Sewell and other high-profile white nationalists."Good
>>152958750what's this got to do with >richmonds 2026 list
why don’t they just rebrand to an anti-zionist network
crazy how the afl is so pro-gay yet the a-league has a massive homophobic streak within it
I like to drive big jacked up vehicles because it makes me feel superior. I also like when they have names like 'ranger' and 'patrol' because it makes me feel like im in a position of authority
>>152958750>>152958759>>152958769
missed youse blokes a bit hey
>>152958786>heyhonestly could have had no idea if you did could i
>youse
>>152958750Nice now maybe they can affect some real change.
>>152958769Adelaide United has argued against the claims"Adelaide United is aware of a statement published on social media this morning by former player Josh Cavallo.The Club is extremely disappointed by the claims made and categorically rejects the allegations, including any suggestion that Adelaide United is homophobic. All on-field decisions relating to team selection are made solely on footballing grounds.Adelaide United has always been committed to fostering an inclusive environment for players, staff and supporters and we remain proud of our ongoing work to promote inclusion across football.Strengthening inclusivity must remain an ongoing focus for the game, and the Club looks forward to hosting the fourth annual Pride Cup this weekend against Melbourne Victory. The Club will not be making any further comment at this time. "
do we know if rc's ozempic tenure worked?
so fucking tired
never "got" SNL. just never seemed funny.
whos 2026 list is this?
>>152959130jacinda allen iykwim haha
>>152959130dunno what the fuck this isi don't fall for the >current thing memei stay locked onto my true target
What's the big antenna for?
>>152959323UHF radio, most of the time it's just for show
>>152959329Wow they must be very special and important people to be using a radio for communication, just like police and emergency service people! so special
Copy, Echo Three, you're cleared to enter the Woolies carpark
>>152958970it's going well
>>152959347except some of those comms are encrypted, public UHF Bands are not.
>>152959401inviting hole
>>152959410the pig or the bird tier head movement chick?
>>152959207Bunch of knobheads gang up on one guy but get knocked out with one punchThat's all you need to know to answer the question>List that's loud and intimidating on paper but has zero technical substance
Another partner of a player who had discovered Lachie in a compromising position with Jules’ close friend Tess Crosley in a car.
>partner
>lachie in a comprising position what? About to attempt to take a contested mark or something?
>>152959508Well its what you say when youre in an adult long term relationship but not yet married. Saying girlfriend makes it sound like you're teenagers.
remember in those old russell coight eps where he'd hop on the cb acting all slick and get told to fuck off or shut up kek
>>152954411Fark yeah, cunt.
It's been 10 years since the supplement saga.If the dons had folded or merged their players May have seen some kind of relevance or success, instead of being the joke of the league that not even their captain wants to remain in.
>Cruz Hewitt:|
>>152959532what do i say if im adult shes teenage?
>>152959585built for BAC
>>152959584*ex captain
>Brisbane Lions defender Jack Payne has split from girlfriend Bronte Dagg over trust issues, adding to mounting personal dramas plaguing the premiership-winning club.crispolabrisbane fucking pussies on and off the field
>>152959323rf atenna that opens a door to a special fuckhead section at bunnings
What's his legacy? Based or KWAB
>>152954411>land on community chest >scam elderly grandma - collect $500
>>152959532that's fiance(e)
>>152959613culcha issues
>be with man only because he is famous and earns a lot of money>be surprised when he senses this and shafts you for a hotter vapid whore
>>152959613it'd be funny if it turned out neale was a serial sex pest, that they rigged two brownlows for a complete seed lmao
>>152959613Sounds like dagg was being a slut on new years
>>152959540a better time
>be with man only because he is famous and earns a lot of money >be surprised when he senses this and shafts you for a hotter vapid whore
/afl/ - simp general
>>152959625
/afl/ stands with Jules
>>152959625hunt and foulou were the greatest nrl athletes in history>they looked like fat slow plodders in afl really makes me think
anyone got the gaz vs israel (folau) pic on hand? funny shit
the results seem to show that putting your dick in multiple vaginas makes you successful
>>152959667From my understanding he used the religion as a shield from criticism. He was out partying and committing sin when he was this supposed model Christian. It's just a bad look to quit on your team the way he did no matter what excuse you got
someone read the fine print on the new lawsyou can still be antisemitic if its for religious purposes
jesus you people are dumb
are you talking to me?
When you make fun of RC you appear like straffo to the rest of us. In fact worse than straffo because at least he's got a job and hobbies.
neither Hunt or Folau were that special in NRL
you aren't that special nrlsperg
whats nrl
>>152959728/afl/'s obsession
>>152959728Notta Real League
/nrl/ are a lot like indians reallythey come to /afl/ for a better life and dont really contribute anything of value
>>152959743their children's children may be afl players you never know
>>152959743Don't forget the false sense of superiority
india man to masculie to afl
I'm sick to the core
>>152959743done em in here
Which one of you nuffies got yourself on the telly the other night?
>>152959781i got a 6er for his button iykwim haha
Who the fuck has been laughing at >our 2026 list?
>>152959789
>>152959799fucking lol
>>152959799how dare you put vile words over my gf's
believe women
basedbane sexhavers
richmond have done it almost perfectlycollingwood on the other hand boy oh boy arent they gonna stink it up for a few years
>>152960051>WIN NOW FUCK THE FUTURE NOT MY PROBLEM FUCK YOUSE ALL LMAO-Craig "Nice guy" McRae
when is fireball friday backmiss kingy so much
i dont even know who won the flag last year let alone the state of richmonds list, so basically, take it to bigboomer and talk about something interesting
>>152960045>>152959811ive had it with you
>>152960061>I gave my last $50 to a homeless person.t. Craig "Nice Guy" McRae
>>152960063Can't wait for him to start dumping pressure on fremantle again just to see them buckle and bottle it again.
draft picks? dont that that shitwe have pendlebury and sidebottom
Richmond's list is stacked full of 1st rounders whereas Collingwood's is stacked full of old homosexual men. I know which list I'd prefer for the future
afl is just circus for the masses
>>152959743Perfect analogy. /nrl/ are /sp/'s Indians.
>>152959799You deserve death desu.
>the lads actually like me
What's the joke? Richmond's list is fine. They're like two years into a full rebuild and have about a dozen first rounders on their list, plenty of which have already been exposed to AFL, were able to play at the level and will only get better.North, Bombers and Iggs lists? Yuck. Dees? Nowhere land halfway between full rebuild and cleanout. Blues? Very meh and possibly looking at a rebuild even with all the trade ins.
>Richmond's list is fine.
What does Richmond's list need at this stage in a rebuild?
richmond surpassed the eagles after 1 year of being shit lol
>>152960107?
unironically not sure if i can afford $45 a month for kayoi was paying like 20 a months 2 years ago
>>152960135ughnnnn fuck yes daddy suck my pussy put ur finger in my tight quaking cunt uinggnnhh train it up for ur big daddy cock
>>152960157crisp tess
>>152960154you will do exactly what your told to be able to consume your circus for the masses
>Shay Segev (born 1976) is an Israeli business executive in the technology sector and the CEO of DAZNits an interesting discussion
>My iggs copping strays.
>>152960172Is he related to Shay Bolton?
>>152960172DON'T GO THERE!
does that mean the woke gimmicks will drastically increase before every game?
>>152960154Just get the standard plan. It's dropping a whopping one cent to $29.99 a month.
>>152960186if he were an afl player hed be Gay Bottom iykwim haha
>>152960183You know where you're at.
>>152960198Gary Sidebottom?
still havent forgotten how dumb cats fans looked after gloating after the QF
i wouldn't remember, i don't spend all day with geelong fans living rent free in my head.
>>152960203Only up from here.
>>152960218Exactly but that also means you're on the bottom.
would it be weird been mates with a bloke who is pounding your sisterwhat if you were out drinking with the lads and sex acts you do with your missus discussion pops ups
so do gay people have sidebottoms just like how straight normal guys have sidebitches?
>>152960239crap forgot my on topic image
>gay men try to simulate what a pussy feels like>gay women try to simulate what a dick feels like
heres the thing, if your gay how could you posibly hang out with your gay mates without it turning into a fuckfest?
>>152960252i bet if you hung out with females it wouldnt turn into a fuckfest
>>152960257it might if they were all nymphomaniacs
so transparent mick
>>152960218Not trueThere's always 19th
I wonder if all the daycare benefits the labor government brought has any similarity to the Somali run daycare centre's in the U.S.? The reason I ask is many afl players have children like Lachie Neale and now that he's separated his children will be spending a lot of time in day care. I'd hate to see the children get hurt or an afl player of his status get taken advantage of.
>>152960313Hey slowpoke you ever heard of NDIS?
>>152960325yeah that cop tv show
Nick Daicos Is Shit
>>152960252Gay men have platonic friendships with one another like straight women/men have with one another.
>>152960342those are only friendships cause the man thanks he is even a 1% chance of having sex with her
>>152960344Speak for yourself, champ. Not all of us have such an attitude
just ate a melted lindt ball out if its wrapperi was pretending i was eating out a pooey bumhole
just realised they are getting everyone hooked to AI before charging for it
>>152960310Imagine if in 2028 Iggs finish below Tassie. Is it possible?
>frogpostingcringe
>>152960313NDIS cost the taxpayer $51 billion last year. Can you give me a reason as to why one suburb with a population of approximately 25,000 has or needs 3289 disability service providers without fraud as an explanation?
why does cock feel so fucking GOOD bros?
>>152960418Dunno. You'd need a homosexual to explain that and you're the only one here.
>>152960407>Morang>Infested with turkroachesgee I wonder why
>>152958936how convenient cavallo held off on all these allegations for years until riiiiiiiight before a pride matchlike coming out was the biggest fucking news ever but telling everyone the club was doing a heckin homophobia? nahhhh I’ll keep quiet for a whiledumb fuck had his 15 minutes and now he wants the whole hour
applied to run a ndis provider yet mate?
>>152960425Are you suggesting these Turks are not committing fraud en masse?
the fuck are you cockchafers going on about this time?
>>152960428Risky if you're a white guy that jumps on the fraud gravy train. You will feel the full brunt of the law when the bottom inevitably falls out on the pyramid and the government needs a scapegoat. Meanwhile the browns will get off with a slap on the wrist.
>You can access government financial support for starting or expanding a childcare/day‑care centre in Australia, but it usually comes in the form of grants and targeted funding>Community Child Care Fund (CCCF) — GrantsThis is the main federal program for childcare providers. It offers non‑repayable grants, which function like free capital.>non‑repayable grants>The Department of Education also runs programs to build or expand early childhood education and care servicesoh ohhhhhhh
thing is they have so many people living under one roof and fuck so much it is essentially a daycare
>>152960447The Immigrant Business Council notes that immigrants can access:• Government grants• Government‑supported programs• Low‑interest loans through initiatives like NEISspaghetiooooh
everywhere we go everyone wants to knowwho we arewhere we come from
I've given up. Just want to eat ice cream and masturbate to porn until my heart gives out.
>>152960462migrants tend to lean toward the Australian Labor Party (ALP) more than the CoalitionCommentators frequently describe Labor as generally supportive of immigration, especially skilled and humanitarian streams.>Australia doesn’t track lobbying by “immigrant identity,” and political scientists consistently point out that migrant communities are too diverse to map cleanly onto one party or one issue.that's completely understandableCommunity organisations, migration agents, and diaspora groups tend to engage with:• Labor on humanitarian, family‑reunion, and settlement serviceshmmmmmmmm
cool it
I see a cycle here:>The government allows the immigrants in>The immigrants apply for grants to steal tax payer money interest free and start scam business's>Then they use some of that money to kick back to the labor government through lobbying and promising to vote for labor in the next election>Then the labor goverment brings in more migrantsrinse and repeat
>>152960486>migrants tend to lean toward the Australian Labor PartyThey don't just lean, they tip right over. 85% of Indians vote for Labor. Why do you think we're bringing in over half a million a year and expediting their citizenship? Not that it matters as the Liberal Party is the same party as Labor now and has been for a while.
>>152960498see>>152960497
love getting my throat painted by a hot guy with a massive cock
>>152960497>It will be different this time
>>152960502This isn't revelatory information for anyone that's been paying attention.
>>152960511I know.
>>152960511meant for>>152960503
>immigrants le heckin bad or somethingyawn
>>152960520crisp 10 investment property owner
>neets using the systembad>immigrants gaming the systemgood
>>152960528how did you quote my mind
It's strange how Nathan jones missing the 2021 flag was such an afterthought, even if he was on his last legs and barely played that year
>>152960555Priddis type player. As soon as he's not the number 1 guy in the midfield the side suddenly is competitive.
crazy how priddis has a brownlow and daicos has 0
the older i get the more english i feel
>>152960555It happens. Daniel Rich was a fixture in the Lions and made AA in 2021. Then two years later he dropped himself halfway through the year and didn't play again, including the Grand Final. I think he retired before finals specifically so there wouldn't be any narrative about him not being named for the granny should the Lions make it.
i do all these things
>>152960590>Worst dopamineIn what sense?
>>152960594what about taking a piss after holding it in all day?
mumza speedrun sponsoring an african child to wanting all africans sterilised in about 5 years
mumza went from avidly following the matildas a couple years ago to not even knowing soccer exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdeXdpBzwBkalf anthem
>>152960627Dunno mate but it has to be high on the list. I've had pisses and poops that I'd rank way higher than some one night stands.
>>152960650It's easy to be sympathetic towards Africans when you have absolutely no interaction with them whatsoever. Amazing how quickly things change when someone does interact with them.
>Hair looks fucking terrible right after a shower>Hair looks okay a few hours after a shower>Hair looks good a day without a showerWhat do?
back from a 3 day holiday
>>152960835>serve his full bans
vaping is fucking shit i want my bong back
>>152961072>i want my bong backHave you tried retracting it from your anus?
What's he thinking?
>>152961314Nothing because he still gets paid regardless
