Dan is winning edition >Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread: >>152942277
>>152962587Shishi is the only man sophisticated enough about this topic to fully explain the mechanics of the twerking tachiai and he isn't about the spill the beans
What does Dan have to do to become yokozuna?
Learn the Sexy Commando forbidden technique from Shishi
just watched day 3ura was so robbed, fuck you kisenosato
Are you guys memeing about Kazuma or is he actually supposed to be good?
>>152962685Winning two tournaments in a row at Ozeki rank is nearly guaranteed Yokozuna Winning one tournament and be runner up with high wins in consecutive tournamentsAfter that, hope that the yokozuna council doesn't screw him over because he is a whitu piggu
What’s the most # of Yokozunas that have been active at a time … onosato/ hoshoryu/ aonishiki look like they could be around a long time and that’s not counting future up and comers that’s surely be popping onto the scene
>>152962986I like him
>>152962986Very serious Kazuma enjoyer here.
>>152962986>highly recruited college sumo, held a win over Onosato from his time there>started in Makushita but tore his ACL in his first basho and dropped to the bottom>crushed all the way back up and on to Juryo>Jonokuchi 7-0Y, Jonidan 6-1, Sandanme 7-0Y, Makushita 7-0Y>record 2024-2025: 31-2 (30 marked absences for injury)>record 2026: 0-3time will tell if he's just got the yips, if he's a dud that cruised the lower divisions from size alone or somewhere in between
PSA: NHK is now uploading the Recap immediately after the first broadcast. They used to wait a full day. https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/shows/sumo/
>>152962685Zensho or possibly just 14-1 this basho. They considered Horse's 13-2 JY a yusho equivalent to they will also consider Dans basho as S1e on the 3rd tournament of a successful ozeki promotion bid to be a ozeki-equivalent basho.
>>152964554>Horsefag is DanfagIt all makes sense now...
I don't like Oho's chances here
>>152963172>a win over Onosato so what, Onosato loses to all sorts of mid. don't act like Onosato is some sort of dominant overpowering sumo god, he isn't and has never done anything to demonstrate or suggest that he is, he can't even zensho. Onosato is "pretty good" and not much more, he might seem like he has the physical capability of being the type of guy who can win 50 in a row, but his brains are as weak as his body is strong. He just lost to Ura, thats how mediocre he is
Ura. Fucking. Won.
>>1529630304 Yokozuna in a couple of different eras.
>>152964821horse won't be around long, he'll be forced into retirement soon. the knee injury story they just invented is foreshadowing of horse's impending exit
>>152964631>ELOLMAO
>>152963030Hoshoryu is not going to make it to 2027. He's gonna retire this year. Screencap this post.
>>152964821Musashimaru is an absolute unit
>>152964857I don't get it either, is it a videogame stat? the only time it deviates from your rank is if you get injured, or punished in Asanoyama's case.
>>152964939elo is from chess