>rags
bud won
Ladies and gentlemen. May I present to you my parrot. I trained him to repeat phrases. Watch.I'm a what now, Polly?
Thought the /v/tard newfag had potential but he's clearly let /hoc/ work him in to a shoot. He's failed the eye test.
>>152966006Ok. I guess he fell asleep.
Mother fuckers have my post saved on a google doc
mother FUCKERS have my post SAVED on google DOCS
>>152966069>>152966080No Polly. I asked you what I am. Let's try this again. What am I?
>>152966099A fucking retarded newfag who was repeatedly warned to ignore the schizos but instead decided to pick fights with them on a daily basis, instantly becoming on of them. Good job pal.
>>152966099Go drink yourself to death, you worthless spammer.
My spam has worth, retard.
>>152966127But ignoring them is boring and not as fun.>>152966138No. You were supposed to say "sake of shit". Get it right, Polly.
>>152966002Based
Just saw a tv advert for some new gay hockey tv series where the players are gay, when did hockey get so gayfucking gaylords wouldn’t see that in cricket
>>152966155Yeah, you're an idiot. This is a hockey thread. You came here because you were interested in hockey. You came here, asked 100 questions about what goes on here, then decided to adopt the worst aspects of the thread "for fun" and dont even attempt to discuss hockey. You are nothing more than some retarded fag from /v/ who cant interact with people unless it's some form of argument. Another autistic loser to add to the pile of autistic losers that reside in this thread.
the raggots>Cried for Adam Foxstein to sign with them>Cried for a 2nd and 1st overall pick>Cried for Panarin to sign with them>Mooched the refs consistently to get endless power plays>Failed to beat the Blots while up 2-0 in 2022>Failed to beat the Panthers while up 2-1 in 2024>Traded away Chytil for another cancer>Traded away Trouba and Kreider for nothing>Traded away Kakko for nothing>Will soon trade Lafreniere soon for nothing
>>152966190it's canada's official sport, after all
>>152966037The complete and utter newfaggotry is a little too much for me personally
>>152966235
>>152966211Well, why aren't you talking about hockey them? If you believe you're so much better than me, why must you address me in the first place?Also, I have talked about hockey here. It's just that too many if you dumb fucks would rather get into retarded slap fights about "trb" and "bud". Also, if you wanted somewhere to have a serious discussion about anything, 4chan is not the place for that anymore.
Also, if you knew anything about this site, you would know generals are just containment threads for retards.
>>152966296this entire site is retard quarantine
Why is everyone seething
Also, anytime I try starting up conversations they go nowhere, since most fuckers here don't care about this sport. And those who don't eve stick around. They only come in when games are on then leave. This general is honestly fucking terrible to talk about this sport. If you want people to talk to, make friends.
Also,
>>152966360Sake of shit.
>newfag getting worked by the meta
>>152966399Thought the /v/tard newfag had potential but he's clearly let /hoc/ work him in to a shoot. He's failed the eye test.
>>152966415Shant be picking him in the 1st round
shant be watching Our Sennies tonight
i don't pay attention to east coast media, how much of a victory lap are the laffs running currently
Also, squeezing out a marn'
>>152966415Ok. If you want me to stop shitting up the general, fine.Let me say that I wish the Sens were better. As someone who sees the potential with the team, it's a shame their goaltending is so ass that it's killing any success they could have.I also think their PR is total ass. Some twitter fag makes up shit about the team and instead of ignoring it, they keep bringing it up.The Sens are a team I want to support, but they make it difficult.
>>152966456Yeah, you're an idiot. This is a hockey thread. You came here because you were interested in hockey.
Ok, let's take a look at tonights docket.>habs/capitalsThe habs are hot. Can they win another set of back to backs?>flames/blue jacketsOtherwise known as the battle of no one gives a fuck. Grim.>canucks/senatorsWorth a look because both teams are in dire shambles right now>lightning/penguinsA fantastic matchup. In 2015.>hurricanes/bluesNot much going on here, randy should take this>islanders/jetsMid matchup on paper>oilers/predatorsBoring>laffs/mammothRare laffs late game, they won last night as well.>stars/ducksGame of the night probably. Two fast fraudulent teams that dont like defenceNow back to your regularly scheduled shit posting.
>>152966446>victory lap bud has run 1367 of those around trb so far
>>152966475best post of the last two threads
>>152966475okay chamber-i mean retarded frog fucker
>>152966456Youre alright you just need to stop taking this thread so seriously.
>>1529664782true
>>152966475if this post didn't get quoted later in the thread i literally ignored it because of the frog
>>152966541Did he bite his tongue or something
>>152966459Ok, it's clear that you don't respect the Sens. That's fine. But surely you have to see the lost potential they have.>>152966491It's not that I take things seriously. It's just that I like to get aggressive with people. I admit, it does come back to but me in the ass.
>>152966546Svechnikov poked him in the eye with the blade of his stick
>>152966546got 37's stick under his visor
>>152966541Seems to have a fragile bussy
>>152966475The only game I'm interested in see is the Sens and Canucks. It's two shit teams battling it out to see who is the least shittiest. Shame that the Sens are shit.
>>152966551Fuckin retard
Jon Cooper on Brayden Point. “We avoided the worst case scenario. His season is not over. But he is week to week”.
>>152966551We don't support fags here only gays so stop sounding like a fucking fag
We do support the gays here. just not the fags. learn the difference chud
>>152966651Fags and gays? What's the difference?*ba-dum-tss*
Hearing rumors for Tomlin to the Sennies
imagine if there was a thinly-veiled show about teenage anna kournikova and venus williams lezzing out
my habbies against your wilsonless crapitals
>>152966957gnarly
Jon Cooper on Brayden Point. “We avoided the worst case scenario. His season is not over. But he is week to week”. @TBLightning
>>152967016Well, at least will see him again this season. Hopefully he'll recover by the time the Olympics start.
Watching some Canadians that were in Afghanistan. Made me laugh in a Fargo kind of way. https://youtu.be/uQ1U-MFStfk?t=197
>>152967054Sad Canadians had to die just because Americans like Israel and having troops in Saudi Arabia so much.
>>152967109Cope. Israel is our greatest ally, Paki.
is this the samir thread?
>>152967109Yeah but imagine having a woman as your major top kek
>>152967126trb actually, unironically, believes that
Tomlin should have never been hired, the first thing that monday did was install a spread offense, which is NOT steeler football.
>>152967130We support women commanding officers here
uh huh right
didn't know he got traded to flint
>>152967142Tomlin is a defensive HC dipstick
>>152967136Silence, goy. You lost.
>>152967163Like you're legitimately the prototypical Amerigoy
>>152967168The Alberta oil sands are next after Greenland pal
>>152967174Nothing will happen and Americans will continue getting Kirk'd at work and schools and concerts etc.
>>152967189I hope I can be like Christian Kirk he had 150 yards and a touchdown last night
>>152967195For instancehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Cedarbluff_shootings
>>152967201ninja on ninja violence I reckon
>>152966736Total go*lie death
>>152966399>it's you... Yakub, Creator of White People
>>152967160>HURR DURR shut the fuck up, ive been watching the steelers for 30 fucking years you don't know shit. You literally don't even know what spread offense means. If he's such a defensive coach why was the first thing he did was change the defense scheme that had worked forever. You don't even know what change he made do you? Tell me, what change did he make?
I got something you can spread right here pal
>>152967174based canada is a bigger shithole than america, anything to get away from these eastern canadian lames
Puckdrop on time Gary please I beg of you PLEASE Gary
my jackies :-)
>>152967266
>>152967248I blame over government and the retarded city folk who keep voting for faggots.
hoc more like gay LOL LMAO
is it just me or Marc Denis looks really pale, almost green?
Another day, another chance to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey. Maybe even a win!
>>152967189In Canada they just send 100 Indians to your door and demand you pay them for stealing their Listerine to chief heyahoya
>>152967335bruh your next President
>>152967343you weren't supposed to point that out
>>152967343vance consistently going to the mat for his disgusting poo wife is the only thing i like about him
>>152967302Habs broadcast always looks green. It's really weird.
>>152967154Load management
>>152967356I see it, too, how strange
hello ladies
>>152967343Kind of a retarded point to bring up when our government passed a bill to make it even easier for jeets to get in.
>>152967403bro it's insane that I have to tell you this but you have over 110 million latinos and blacks inside your country, get some sense you're a mongrel nation just completely reamed
>>152967379would hockey players have more personality in interviews if media events doubled as pizza parties?>>152967403didn't canada's population actually just shrink as a result of the government changing the law to keep so many of them out?
/hoc/, lets talk.
>unbothered. >moisturized. >happy. >in my lane. >focused. >flourishing.
>>152967156
>>152967419I'm actually Canadian, as much as you refuse to believe.
just took a major shit before the sens game
>>152967431
>>152967444Doubtful, very doubtful
>>152967427professonial hockey players (and posters) are total morons and media time bombs.they're hold on a tight leash, get fed what to say, that's why they lack personality in interviews
>>152967453I'm sorry, but not all of us are bought into the lie that Canada is better than the US.
Canada is one step behind America on mongrelization. Keep it up!
>>152967460And it's all Garys fault. Keeping the NHL stiff and conservative is what's keeping it down. Let the players speak their minds. Create fierce rivalries through shit talk.
>>152967465It's not that it's just there's a 46 year old boomer in here that loves his VPNs
>Flems
SCARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>152967460exactly. it's incredibly boring; the social media girls are doing 99% of the functional pr. the boys usually need to be tricked into saying something that isn't one of the handful of stock replies.doesn't help that sports journalists are inherently bad interviewers even when they aren't part of team staff.
They used to call finnish people "mongol swedes"
>>152967356That's because the sets are greenscreens now. Obviously not for Pierre and Marc in the arena, but l'Anti-Chambre and the pre-game sets are greenscreenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utZJqQ9tgUs
>>152967522I'm talking about the actual game broadcast, it often has a green tint to it like it's the matrix on dvd or something. Some nights are worse then others, tonight you cant really notice it except when you see the crowd, but some nights the ice looks almost green. Like I said it's really weird.
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUTMISTER ANNNNNNDERSON
ANDERSON BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTthis guy loves shorthanded buts
>>152967460sometimes I wonder what crosby is like
Kinda getting tired of all the habs fans here.
>>152967580
ET LE BUUUUUUUTPaul Byron-type shit from Josh Anderson
why are the streams never the Lightning's feed wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152967580Why dont you just buy another vpn and make another flames fan. Fuckin idiot.
>>152967602A flames fan is what happens when mommy and daddy love each other
out of ottawa and vancouver which is the gayest city
Flames don't have fans, they have a family
>>152967602At least flamiacs are humble in their success.
>>152967471God. How can you people get mad at me for shitting up this general when the vast majority of you do it as wellAll I ever see here is low effort baits, people accusing each other of using vpns or being "trb". And when it's not that, it's people using hockey as a excuse for mutts and leafs to political sperg.>It's just bants But that's all this general has to offer. Bants. You can't have serious conversations about hockey if people here almost never care to do so.
trb ffs you need to be on medication or something
>>152967624Will you shut the fuck up already. No one cares.
Get the terrorist out of my organization. I will not believe in this franchise until he is GONE.
NEED HIM to SHOW UP tonight against NASHSHIT!
>>152967634I mean he is a terrorist but he didn't really do anything that bad. Like the IRA
>>152967663The only thing the IRA did wrong was not getting THATCHA
I'm not overly optimistic but this should be a fun game
so, anyway, ice hockey, am I right?
>>152967706Hockey is the best :DDDD
>>152967624go to reddit, you don't belong here.
>>152967706watching and learning
OK the Wings are about to start. Time for you to shut the FUCK up. Thank you.
>>152967769* sounds of silence *
Canucks have been conceding multigoals as of late.
LmaoCanucksLmao even
fuck I want a Danault but
SHAN'T be watching any national gamesSHAN'T be watching any shit teamsSHAN'T be watching hockey tonight as it turns out
>>152967797heated post
>>152967769>plays slayer
>tune in for a new episode of black college quiz on sportsnet pittsburghQuestion one: How do you spell "learning"?
>>152967812Can you turn down that racket? I'm trying to watch the game here.
>enter
Lol, the Canucks are real fucking garbage if they're letting the Sens get 2 goals in less than a minute.
>>152967855is that a ravioli, anon?
Hit 'im with your purse, Geekie.
>>152967890toasted ravioli
>>152967890fried ravioli are a st louis treat, /hoc/ has been told
Just watched a video that said that McKenna is basically Kucherov and Stenberg is basically Patrick Kane now who do (You) go with for (Your) #1 overall Vancouver Canucks draft pick.
>>152967909>>152967914What's the filling? I'd like to try some.
Thoughts on this show /hoc/?
>>152967951usually beef but i like picrel if we're talking frozen
>>152967951you can put anything in there, brah >your heart's desire
>>152967953I'm not watching something made by a bitch trying to change the sport because she doesn't like it.
oshie is commentating now?
>>152967953i wonder what /hoc/ would be like in the heated rivalry universe
>>152967996Yeah
>>152968006Yeah, I bet you do
Somebody in here is a big, fat fairy
>>152967945Kucherov took 3 Art Ross trophies off McDavid. Kane only got 1 off of Crosby despite Crosby being constantly injured
>>152968041:DDDDD
>>152968050Kane has 3 cups and Kuch has 2*.
>>152968078Kane has 2.5
>>152968078Cups aren't a good metric for evaluating individual players.
>>152968050But Kane carried his team using a brutally effective system to 3 cups whereas Tampa got 2 and it was during Covid
>>152967969bud put it in you on 04/17/2022
So anyway, ice hockey, amirite??
>>152967953its faggot shit
It's so ignorable that I didn't comment on it.
>>152968154much like trb
*Stands on guard*
>>152968130>>152968154
>>152968191
ovechking is washed af
*poops on your dick* i'm just like ovechkin
Starting to think I actually prefer this Senators logo.
>scoreless second period in Pittsburgh
>>152968218+1
>>152968235faggot
ken daneyko was elite
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>152968218You might be terminally retarded.
GALLY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
healthy scratch?
>craps
>>152968277Say that to my face.
Danault has to make one now for that old man aura also JACKEYE FIGHT
alright I get that the nuckies are "tanking" (whats new) but even the fucking sens? jesus christ
>>152968329The canucks arent tanking their gm and owner are just fucking retards
based rabbit punches
Preds going belt-to-ass on soilers.
Columbus can’t win without the refs helping lol pussy bitches
dont even care to paste the pasta im just done with these shit games tonight
Anderson just bullying craps in the offensive zone
Thank god I wasn’t born in ohio
>>152968348> t. belt-to-ass recipient
>>152968388>trb
MONTY MONTY MONTY
>>152968391OK, Samir
>>152968364man, that looks tasty
>>152968374youre missing out
>>152967914nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli
lower your tone
why hasn't wolf generated offense this game
>>152968429Nobody wants to admit to uncomfortable truth that the average white man thinks about sex with a white women once every 6 seconds but only thinks about sex with a black man once every year.
>>152968451he's only a pup
>Pink pony clubWinnishart please choke
>>152968451No bite in his game.
>>152968416lol, serving suggestion vs reality
very flaccid pp
>/hoc/ is dog
>>152968506That dog is dead by now
Flames scored snd no one gives a shit
>>152968513As dead as your icy cold heart?
>>152968506That box got that dawg in it.
>>152968529>icy coldmuch like the evening of easter 2022
>4:20 remaining, 2nd period.
>>152968529Don't get mad at me for dogs having a lower lifespan
>>152968513Nah they let him out of the box
>>152968554why arent you working on canine life extension...?
>>152968550
F. Forsberg chirping the Oilies. Must be tough knowing you'll never be the best Forsberg.
Flames tied the game
>>152968563Why aren't you?
AI slop raped fag
dis nibba's actual name is Geekie
>>152968459bestiality is never ok, anon
>>152968665Weird al - white and nerdy
>>152968665having the most bulliable name but then becoming a star professional athlete is one of the more satisfying power moves we have anon.also my prediction is the game is going to be a complete blockout and then Geekie will win the game in the shootout
>>152967975it wasn't made by her, it was made by one of the guys who made shoresy.>trying to change the sport because she doesn't like itany other fanfics you'd like to tell us about?
>>152968506dog, you say?
McDavid extended his point streak again. The Oilers are pissed off this season.
>Connor McSecondaryPowerPlayAssistStreak
>>152968732https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Mitch%20Marner/works
>scoreless draws
>>152968779Go drink yourself to death, you worthless spammer.
>>152968764thank you for the link, but i'm not into scatthe popular pairings are an interesting window into history and the present though.>crosby/malkin still in front>marner/matthews will soon be passed by the gay sharks
>>152968779Who is scoreless and what is he drawing
So, anyway, ice hockey, am I right?
>>152968821Lmao. You are such a pathetic sake of shit.
Should be a major for Clifton
these cocksuckers always headhunting on Hagel
>>152968829stfu namefag
>sake
>>152968841What the fuck was that? Clifton didn’t get a misconduct but Cirelli did? How is that possible?
(looks thought list of namefags)
>>152968751>>152968758the oilers are dogshit and without him they'd be a lottery team
>>152968841Bolts need to use the Sampson option on their rivals>you called down the lightning, now reap the whirlwind
happy birthday to the exceptional status player, giuseppe veleno
why does tampa gay get bullied by every team
i a-finish the rink
looks like my prediction has fallen flat. maybe I should be reading actual tea leaves rather than leftover coffee grounds>>152968726
Why broons get to trip us and score
>bruins score>begin replay>cut to detroit bench of them just staring into spaceWtf is with this video crew. Just amateurs
>>1529688572 cup finals in 2 years. WCF before that. Stay Kwab'd, Vancouver Cuck fan.
>>152968868I genuinely cannot understand how Clifton fights but doesn’t get 5 for fighting. I don’t know if I have ever seen that.
>>152968882>2 cup finals in 2 yearsHow many cups did they win in those trips to the finals?
>>152968880I think they were capturing insightful documentary footage anon
why don't we talk more about PWHL
>>152968933I tried to watch and support the local team but it’s really shitty hockey.
Is your team the top of their division?>redwingsYes!
>>152968933because it's pussy puck
>>152968933This is /nhl/ bub
>>152968945Not but points percentage though. Tampa had three games in hand on them.
montybum
>>152968945>CanucksYes!
>>152968971
Rod brindamour was on the juice right
>>152968989vpn off aussie
>>152968945prideth cometh beforeth theth falleth anoneth
>canes
>Struggling against the PredatorsThank god Tristan Jarry is back
Preds still going belt-to-ass on soilers.
>>152969001Its not looking good tonight tbhthoughalbeit
>>152968933i heard one of the players posts here
>>152969051is her league nickname "Foot Long"? she was in here earlier
pwhl tickets cost $5-10 at most why havent any of /hoc/ pwhl fans gone to their games?
DRAI!!>>152969029Your cope?
>>152968989ǝɔuǝiɹǝdxƎ ʎǝʞɔoH ɹǝʌnoɔuɐꓥ
>scoreless draw
Bowness going belt-to-ass on the NHL. STAY SCARED M8.
Montambeault is doing the job tonight.
Monty haters in shambles
>>152969114
>dowd having a melty about blatantly clutching on a jerseywhat a retard. now he's got a 10 min misconduct
>>152969131maybe he's the /hoc/ nhl player
okay sure fuck it, penalty shot
>>152969138it's Jonathan Drouin
F R O S T ROSTR A A S AASB A C K L U N D ACKLUND
why the hell not
>predifrauds
for fucks sake monty
off to garytime we go
>fraudlers
What the fuck is this GaryslopLet my oilies dominate these frauds
lol what the fuck winnipeg just blew a 3-0 lead
>>152969163redirected shot.
just what the fuck have i been watching
yeah we love Monty don't we
Gary determined to help soilers overcome Preds belt-to-ass on them.
>>152969182>jeetsTheir downfall must be studied
>>152969187This is a Monty lovers thread yes
>>152969182thats the jets for you!
>>152969195
my jackies :-(
My Canucks exist solely to provide the Atlantic division with points.
>>152969200Who the fuck is that
based gare bear rigging every game in the last 5 minutes to save them from being slurpers
>>152969204What did the Habs coworker say
Craps finna put belt-to-ass on the frog twinks.
>>152969192Edmonton is 15-2-2 vs the perds since 2018-19
>>152969205Eric Idle, from Monty Python's Flying Circus>you git
>>152969223raped
>>152969217Then why's Gary gotta help them?
>>152969204Thank you Canucks
>>152969223Was never a fan
>>152969223Average visit to /hoc/https://youtu.be/uLlv_aZjHXc?si=oBA-b_4ZSPxKDum5
>>152969223shut the fuck up trb
>two garytimes at once
>oh no no no no no
>>152969241>/hoc/ on the left>/v/tard newfag on the right
get the fuck out of here
>lames
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-rexyelXOU
>make 40+ saves>haters will blame you for the loss anyways
Tampa looking absolutely gassed in that OT
not a good overtime period for my bolts
Guys I think this might be Chris Gratton's year
Flames deserved a better fate
Yeah the Habs are absolute trash, but sure blame goaltending
>>152969321You can tell they’re on a back to back
>hasbs
oooooooooooooh I love garytime oooooooh Gary never stop letting games go to overtime I'm fucking CUMMINGGGG
flames choking at the last second was orgasm denial to gary
>2 hours in>1 whole period left to goWhat is up with the oilels
>more over time = more ads
Craps finish up their belt-to-ass on hasbs.
The Oilers' jerseys are ugly. It looks soiled.
you see if you skate in Suzuki's stick that's a penalty right there
shootouts are so fucking gay
>>152969338time goes really slow when you're not having fun at all
Lmao Kucherov with the world’s biggest sigh of relief
11 in a row for my Boltsies :)
>>152969353Just like my islanders
my bolts =)
only 8 minutes until my leafers somehow blow their streak to the fucking mormons :-)
so what's happening with the canes?
>>152969379thoughts on your flight career ending before it began because you lost to a burrito?
>>152969354I'm glad I was out at the movies for the majority of it
Hurry this fuckin oilies game up Gary, I'm gonna fall asleep here bud!!!
>>152969435I feel drowsy, and I'm not even watching
Why are they losing to the bloos 0-3?
man the wings are clearly in their last death throes on this one. I respect these energetic kicks but I'm not sure it's going to make it.
>>152969477The Universe must return balance, and that's why, sometimes, you lose
cant see the puck
>>152969499Gary is using magnets to hide it from us
>3rd shutout of the seasongg, Bruins>big ups to my O-6
oh oh oh oh oooh oh oh oh oh
>>152969499>>152969516
>>152969532gg Wings. we live another day this time. see you again in March
>>152969532Lmao. You are such a pathetic sake of shit.
>>152969552isnt didgeridoodoo cultural appropriation?
>>152969552also how is wednesday? should i go out or frass will have to be touched another day?
>>152969581they sell them without submitting to a DNA test so I'm going to say they're for everyone
seriously fucking choking to the mormons
McDavid has the power to make people grow mullets
Coyotes immediately going straight belt-to-ass on laffs.
>>152969598Well, it's sunny, dry, 27º, gentle breeze. I suspect the conditions may change drastically by the time Wed comes to visit you though
muh Yammies
Well, at least the Sens aren't the worst team in the league this season.This team still needs to be blown up.
>>152969627He should grow one out
>>152969581only if someone non-aboriginal is claiming it's an authentic instrument for sales purposes. native people have traded their crafts to others for millennia all over the world.
Tbg officially won with his red wings onthe top
Why tf hasn't the stors game started yet It's almost 10:30
Do we break double digits tonight???
Gary still feeding soilers PP's.
>>152969674Goals against? Likely
my laffs are going to score on this 4v4YES i am a leafs fan and i will NOT apologize. this is our year
>>152969657andlauer bought a bag of magic beans from melnyks bloated corpse
lmao they are playing the Cody Roads song
>>152969689This desu senpai :)
>>152969689Welcome to /hoc/, lad
My jackies won ;) playoffs inbound
>>152969685No losses in a row
>>152969716keep /hoc/ updated
>>152969689You say this every year, laff fag. But sure. Keep believing in your delusions. Your seething come April will be amusing as always.
>>152969729That's the spirit>You can do it, Laffsfag
>>152969739he's only 800 points behind. there's time
>My Bolts are on a 11 game winning streakEven the fucking Avs couldn't do that this season. This team really is the best in the league. MAKE IT 12!
>>152969768We gonna hit 10 tonight
more garytime! more garytime!
>Islanders>Losing to the fuckong JetsBoys, are they making a comeback?
>Garytime in PredvilleFUUUUUCK OOOOOOFF
>>152969739Crazy how much Gretzky dropped off after thatStill great, but nothing like the early years
My Islanders :(This Orelsky chick doesn't actually look bad for 45
what game we fixing next?
>>152969836
>fourfull draw in Milwaukee
>>152969836mister reffie, can you please rig a 5 minute major against the mormons? thank you
kek oilers goalies
Hss there been any 5v5 in the laffs gameEvery time I look someone is on the pp
What the fuck KEKThats the most Oiler way of losing
Lmao Jarry
>>152969836Mr. Reff. Please make the laffs lose to the Mammoths. It would make Avs lose their shit.
Skinner would have won this game
Tuskers got cucked out of a goal, refchad league and we just live in it.
Preds finish off the belt-to-ass on soilers, leaving welts and blood.
>>152969877>>152969888>>152969900checked digits of truthfuck my life
The Oilers are not winning the cup this year, lmao.
Atleast jarry has been better then skinner
raped
>laffs
>Avs couldn't keep a lead eith the laffs>But the fucking Mammoths canHoly shit, those injuries are really hurting the Avs performance.
>>152969941lucky if they make it past first round
>the city of Moose Jaw
>>152970025Maybe this will be the Habs year and they'll finally end this drought....wishful thinking, I know.
>rapey is posting see ya later
Can't do these late games brosHave a gn hoc friends :D
>can't party on a Tuesday eveningGood Night, Reverend
please go back to being banned
>>152970043hey I was born there>>152970044our only hope
>>152970117They're currently losing to Portland nil to 3
please go back to being raped you fuck
>>152970139sounds about rightone time there was a fire on a cold night and all the water from the trucks flash froze, picrel
>>152970089I go back to work tomorrow so now my ability to follow games in real time is going to almost zero again too. So I guess it's not just me missing for work because I'm in a different timezone, but looks like lots of other working folk can't stay up so late in their own time zones. bit of a restrictive schedule.
>>152970177Gary doesn't think of the working class, the people who pay for his lavish lifestyle.
>>152970177price of being a working man I remember missing the whole Sydney Summer Olys cause of work and time zones; sad, but it happens
I have a good feeling tonight duckbros
Laffs taking vicious belt-to-ass.
>>152970256Tusks Up
my broons :)))
>sit everyone>suddenly entire team is better What did the ducks mean by this
DUCKIES ON TOP
>>152969941oilers are a wildcard any year. any goalie can get streaky in the playoffs
>>152970264>pic related
first half of this game is all SLC, bb
'awks
>>152970275Good on your Bruins. The question is can they keep themselves in the wildcard spot.
>>152970025_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
I love sucking cock>fills my tummy with yummy cummy
>>152970365I doubt it. I'd prefer for them to continue rebuilding. The only reason they even have a shot is because the east is shit
Omfg, the Mammoths are making a joke out of the laffs.Wtf is this shit?
Oilers vs the Preds is the diddy bowl
>>152970436standard Toronto ice hockey, saar
>>152970436Mammoth aren't half bad. They have a legit shot at playoffs
>>152970452Welcome to the Wild Card, Utah
TUSKS UP
Huomenta but the opposite
>>152970480huo = tusks (chinese word)menta = up
>>152970446Fuck the >laffs. If they can't beat this new team, they don't deserve to be in a playoff spot. Get this niggas out of here.>>152970451Yeah, I see why.
>>152970480nighty-night, snookums
>east>beast>west>weak
>>152970480good boy
>felines>kitties>extinct animals>birds
my clubbies
>>152970518serious nice
rapey is going to ruin the next thread
Mammoths have won my respect because of this game. I didn't care much for them, but after laying the beat dow n on those frauds, I want to see how far they go.
EVERYONE'S GOT IT OUT FOR MY DUCKS
utah taking the belt to ass
SERIOUS IDEA FOR UTAH MASCOT>an Abominable Snowman>named Abe>who carries around a Club>his Utah Hockey ClubCALL ME, GARY, I'M BORED AND WANNA CHAT
im cooking a special one
already ruined this one
If the other team is about to score just push him into the goalie apparently
>>152970560Queers queering off will ruin it>like they ruin every thread
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Thinking about the Ducks for the next edition of /hoc/.
>>152970593No one is falling for this anymore, fag.
The goalie interference call was correct, but Hintz should've gotten 2 minutes from the earlier situation that lead to the 2-on-1.
New thread when
>>152970652SOON
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