>Saturday 17th January 202612.30pm Manchester United v Manchester City3pm Chelsea v Brentford3pm Leeds United v Fulham3pm Liverpool v Burnley3pm Sunderland v Crystal Palace3pm Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United5.30pm Nottingham Forest v Arsenal>Sunday 18th January 20262pm Wolverhampton Wanderers v Newcastle United4.30pm Aston Villa v Everton>Monday 19th January 20268pm Brighton & Hove Albion v AFC Bournemouth
We are in the Age of Man
>>152996990What's the alternative? Spend £500m and destroy your title winning side?
you're ageing men
>>152997008Doku is one of the most passionately Christian players in the league
SNUBBEDNUBBED
Hallelujah, it's aging men
First for men age
Can we use >>152997016 when this thread is finished? I made it but captcha took ages
Ssssssss-nub
>>152997044yeah sure
>>152997044the honourable thing is just delete it and try again next time m8
>>152997050I cba captcha fucks me over everytime
From /trans/ champion to SNUBBED in half a year. How does this happen?
>>152997050I don't think you can delete threads after someone posts in then anymore
>>152997070you can but i won't be telling you how
As an Arse lord, an Arse sister and a card carrying member of the Arse bandits protection society, I have to say I am utterly shitting me kegs
If you separate the words, you get Man and United, so we are united men.>you're fired
>>152997039I've had that in my back pocket for two days
Seething
if rosenior was a youth coach would he be ageing boys?
>>152997133we can see that
>In December 2024, the Football Association indicated that they would contact Guéhi to remind him religious messaging is banned from equipment, after he played with "I love Jesus" handwritten over the rainbow-coloured captain's armband as part of Stonewall's Rainbow Laces campaign to support LGBTQ+ issues.[90][91] In spite of the warning, Guéhi further risked FA charges by writing "Jesus loves you" over his rainbow armband in Palace's following game.[92] Guéhi's father defended him from criticism, accusing the LGBT community of "trying to impose on others what they believe in".[93]Love this guy
We (Mainz 05) might play against Crystal Palace in comfyrenz league so I am quite happy Guehi is leaving tbqh
>>152997145good christian, plays for england, also happens to have upset the most obnoxious customers what a lad
Chequebook Pep buying his way out of trouble yet again.
Doubt that LinkedIn Liam will make it to the end of the season.
>>152997160You know the sad thing? Chequebook Slotto buys his way *into* trouble (because he's such a bald dogshit fraud).
>>152997145Funny how Christian and Muslim players never say anything about gambling sponsors on their shirt, but when they have to wear the bender colours their faith suddenly matters.
The tranny from Manny is BACK and ready to get bodied again.
>>152997185christians can gamble?
>>152997044Because you got banned mantroony?
Aside from giving some token mutt the odd appearance, how many players has Pep actually developed at City?
>>152997212He just turned Nico Gonzalez into a pretty decent 6 in a few months
When was the last time the red side of Manchester was competing for major titles? 2012?
Who's replacing Glasner?
>>152997195Gambling is not explicitly labelled as bad in the Bible, but there are verses that seemingly discourage it and promote earning your money via honest labour instead:Proverbs 13:111 Timothy 6:9–10
lad dodged a bullet not leaving in the summershows the power of jesus christ
Why are liverpool failing despite chequebook Slot breaking the transfer record TWICE?
>>152997268we can all use ai m8 its free
City is simply the best
>>152997282Liverpool are a soulless money club. They dont have City's soul.
>>152997255pards
>>152997319Because Gvardiol just snapped his tibia and Ruben Dias is out for a month with some muscle injury and their starting CBs are that Uzbekistani 20 year old and some random kid they yanked out of their academy and they're in a title race
why is rice fighting his own teams assistant coach
How can Liverpool be a soulless money club when they only took loose change from fallen souls at Hillsborough?
>>152997350Be sure to keep us updated and your Celeron CPU busy on the OLDs from 3 days ago Yiddo
>>152997350Probably told him about Guehi to City if i had to guess
>>152997255Woy will return again
>>152997356why dont you just go back to your little general if it upsets you being here like this?
>>152997350asked him to take less than 2 business days to take a set piece
Why did they try to land a plane in there?
>>152997355That didnt happen la. Maggie Thatcher lied did it.
Nothing beats the feeling of entering /trans/, lads :)
City > manure
>>152997398Crash and burn just like United for the past decade and a half
>>152997555>trips and arse chokes itlads
please to see notable bigot marc guehi is absolutely nowhere near liverpool
Palace pulled the plug on the livapoo deal just to sell him to city for a smaller fee?
>>152997582ah yes, that famously tolerant city of liverpool
>>152997598not sure i claimed liverpool had no bigotsi am however pleased another one isn't coming
>>152997282You know, a small club with money, is a little like a mule with a spinning wheel...
>>152997592it was deadline day and they couldnt get anyone in in time also back then glasner leaving wasnt necessarily a sure thing, at least as far as palace were concerned i imagine glasner had made his mind up
City looking tasty at 4/1 to win the league. Liverpool are 150/1 btw
what is your pick /epl/?
>>152997629Might as well donate your money instead of backing Liverpool
>>152997623FLORIA- d'oh!
Arsenal can't compete with arab money...
I like Pep. He tard wrangles the English media and they can't say shit because he genuinely wins stuff.
>>152997796>Emirates Stadium>Fly Emirates shirt sponsorHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>152997753>92 KB, 250x189)
Who is the FATTEST player in the prem at the moment?
>>152997859Kalvin Phillips
>>152997859
>>152997859Kinder Mbuemo
>>152997847looks nice and crisp on my phone
>Dominic Calvert-Lewin becomes the first Leeds player to win Premier League Player of the Month since Rio Ferdinand in 2001
dubs and arse chokes it
>a brand new starting XI signed with in the past 12 monthscity are shameless
>>152997890Funny how when Manchester United bought the best defender in the league, no-one accused them of buying success. Or when they did a similar thing with Cantona or Van Persie.
>>152997909go cry about it in your gooncave
>>152997915>Funny how when Manchester United bought the best defender in the league, no-one accused them of buying successI did.
bit nuts that Rio for £33m was 24 years ago. even now that seems like a lot.
>>152997582such a bigot for not kneeling in front of the holy flag of the rainbow. >>152997592smaller fee and small contract time remaining
>>152997939Always remember the day he signed and the cafe owner was absolutely fucking perplexed at a player getting £100kpw. Honestly thought he was going to collapse he was so irate.
>>152997915You were a baby so you don’t remember
Liverpool getting lil bro'd by City
>>152998114Is he related to Saka, perchance?
>>152997160Cope and sneed
Why would Semenyo want to go United anyway? He'd have a better chance at winning the league staying at Bournemouth
>>152998153300 grand a week
you lads watching celtic rangers later?
>>1529979393rd time they broke transfer record in 12 months
LOVE it when Fergie's United gets exposed for the frauds they always were.
>>152998327always be swaziland to me
>>152998415>permanently seething Liverpool plastic
why is this thread so slow, it's /trans/ time and everything. does the new capture really defeat the jeet brain?
>>152997044Yes we will use it fren. Repost it at the end of this thread.
Do we know who won the Chelsea Lego building competition yet?
>>152998504Palmer ate them all
>>152998443unfortunately it has befuddled rfn who was our main source of information
worth it if they win the league but 300k a week seems a lot
>Fulham have not given up trying to sign PSV Eindhoven striker Ricardo Pepi despite his injury. Fulham are looking at strengthen up-front this month and there are a number of strikers on their list. Brighton’s Evan Ferguson is among those.>>152998530300k, holy moly.
>>152998530No wonder England players immediately retire after signing with poop's Man City.
>>152998530How do they keep up with the operating cost manwhat the fuck. they have like 30 million players
>>152998422rolls off the tongue better yeahsome proper names in there though>NNsingizini Hotspurs FC>Rangers FC>Green Mamba FC>Young Buffaloes FC>Tabankulu Celtics FC>Moneni Pirates FC>Ubombo Sugar FC>Manzini Wanderers FC
>>152998579>>Manzini Wanderers FCPretty cool that a scratch team that peaked in the 1870s and then disappeared within a few years still influences team names.
>>152998443there was a lot of seething in the last thread from arsenal and liverpool fans about guehi but they seem to have calmed down nowcouldve all just been banned to be fair
How will Arsenal fans recover if they blow it all AGAIN?
>>152998530Depressing reading as a wageslave making just less than the national average salary
>>152998603theyre not doing too well in eswatini too thoughbeit
>Liam Rosenior is not wearing gloves in training so the players can hear his applause when he see’s something he likes. He is also hands on with pausing play if he see’s something he dislikes. you think someone asked him why hes not wearing gloves or did he volunteer that information
>>152998641they're going to wander off.
>>152998676you have to hand it to him
>Liam Rosenior is not flushing after using the changing room toilets so the players can see the consistency of his stool. He is also hands on at the urinals pausing streams if he see's something he dislikes.
Are Ferguson's United and Guardiola's City the greatest English teams of all time?
>>152998576they are owned by an oil state
>>152998530117 FFP charges. BASTARDS
>>152997939Fabio Silva was like 35m.
>>15299853015m a year but they got him for 20mpays for himself unironically, other clubs would spend 60m+ for similar quality
>>152998901>pays for himself unironicallythats not what that means
>>152998918fuck off ibp
>>152998927slow breaths
>>152998759Easily the most dominant teams. Ferguson's United tops the list because they went against tougher opponents.
>>152998576Don't worry they'll just get a business that's definitely not a UAE state shell company to pay them a few hundred million to sponsor a toilet.
>>152998939go on then ibp explain yourself we're all waiting with bated breath
>>152998974its means taking a low wage to offset a high transfer fee so the overall package is in line with standard expectations, you dont pay for yourself with a huge contract dumbass
>>152998619>arsenal and liverpool fansso jeets
>>152999011so your point was bizarre pedantry that you just made up in your own little head nice one ibp thanks as always
>>152999011you cant use that phrase if its a low transfer fee and high wage only if its a low wage and high transfer feesays who?
>>152999036>le argument and fallacy man
>>152999069this was an unpleasant read
>>152999069you fundamentally do not understand what the phrase means clearly
>>152998576They have no debt and win lots of trophies. Also mad shit like official zero percent alcohol free beverage partners
>>152999097its got nothing to do with what you said "its means taking a low wage to offset a high transfer fee" you just made that upif he brings more value than his cost the source of the cost is irrelevant
>>152998641Ubombo til I die
>>152999129He's worth 70 and cost 20, he's basically free for 3 years. You dumb fucking cunt.
>>152999174>its got nothing to do with what you saidsee>>152999097
>paying 70 million for someone you can get on a free in a couple months
He's lads, hope you're all having fun. Gave myself a few weeks off from visiting.Any new characters or gimmicks I need to know about before posting?
>>152999197this just has nothing to do with it >>152999011if something pays for itself it brings back in more than its costhow the cost comes about is irrelevant if you think it only applies when a player takes a low wage to offset a fee you are wrong. i have no idea where you got that from but feel free to share
>>152999190What are you rattled about?I'm saying City, as a business, has no debt, wind a lot of trophies and does a lot of advertising partnerships. That's how they deal with operating costs.
>>152998950They had no real competition until Roman.
>>152998759>Ferguson's UnitedBuying the ref isn't an accomplishment, City clear
In London for the WWE. Liversissies are so jelous.
>>152999238I've had a mare, that post was meant for someone else.
>>152997909Pep is innovative but I doubt he's going to start fielding 2 keepers in his starting 11 anytime soon.
Ferguson's United winning the league with ref help is an accomplishment to be fair, current United can't do it with ref help
>>152999204That logic doesn't apply either, Guehi is homegrown, which is something very prized in the PL, very good on and off the ball and in the air, young still with plenty of room to grow. So a high quality homegrown PL proven defender. On a five year contract that's an 80m PL transfer at least. He was out of contract in 6 months and the biggest teams in the world where circling to get him "on a free". As much as it hurts city haters and liverpool fanatics the biggest winner here is Guehi himself, As boring as city is to watch he went to a team positioned to earn silverware in the short term, is earning a shitload with city compensating for the missed free agent sign on fee, and missed going to liverpool to be hated by the rainbow fanatics.
>>152999308It's CityThey can tap him up and pay him via a UAE sponsorship to sign a contract stating he'll join for free in the summer
>>152999320>They can tap him upStraight out of the Liverpool playbook
>>152999320>They can tap him up and pay him via a UAE sponsorshipThat's illegal
>>152999470Didn't know Liverpool tapped up Pogba from Le Havre, must've been a United thing
>Bournemouth agree deal to sign Alex Toth from Ferencvaros on €12m initial deal plus add-ons.
>>152999554The ice planet of Toth
>>152999308The national team is also a winner because he gets to form a stronger relationship by playing week in week out with his countrymen, Semenyo and Doku
Rival fans still coping with muh paid refs
Whom does Satan support?
>he's back
>>152999667OFF BY ONE HUMAN I WILL NEVER REVEAL
personally i think man city is a soulless organization that's owned by a bored UAE sheikh that treats the club like another one of his personal entertainment gadgets.
HERE WE GO
>>152999676vpn off
>Crystal Palace have already started exploring replacements for Oliver Glasner last year and have identified two names to be approached:>Rayo Vallecano's Iñigo Pérez>Getafe's Pepe Bordalás.>Liam Rosenior was also on the list but has since joined Chelsea.
>>152999498not if youre rich enough
>>152999895>Posting the tank topped bumboy
>>152999895Snubberpool
>>153000085RFN showing us behind the scenes! what a legend!!
>Pretending to be meGenuinely fucking pathetic. Was going to drop a torpedo about a midfielder signing for Man United but you know what? You can FUCK OFF #RFNOTHAPPY #RFNOTORPEDOSANYMORE
10PM RFN TORPEDOOOOOOO
What's going on here then?
>>153000198no one is impressed by editing html
Liversissy and xer vpn is it? Carry on.
>>153000198looks like a poorly drawn up adobe mockup trying to false flag as our resident insider
>>152999676Sadly
Well it was a nice few hours without the tranny from Manny
>>153000222Sadly
>>153000211Sadly
>>153000170United can't sign shit Well, they always sign shit
>>153000285is it true /mug/ bros?
>>153000298>After a bad start to the season, the club took another important step in 1903 in hiring their first real team manager, Ernest Mangnall, a charismatic publicist who knew how to work the media[19]. Under his leadership, the team finished third in the Second Division, urged on by goals scored by Mangnall's first signing, John Shit[20].
will palace survive this?
>>153000319Klenk
wallahi i can feel carrick slapping the bald fraud tonight and getting a cheeky 3-2
Signing Shit since 1903
>>153000442bit of a reach
>>152997012In English "therapist"if you split the two words, it's "the rapist"
F
>>153000583the F stands for FLUSH
>>152999554another £30m+ profit for mememouth in 2 seasons time currently loading
If you put "analyst" and "therapist" together, you get "analrapist". Something which trannies from Manchester practice.
>>153000584FIRE actually
>>152999204Yorobros…
>>152998530>£15.6m per year>Income tax: £7m>National insurance: £314k>Total deductions: £7.3m (46%)>Plus employer NI (paid by city): £2.3m>Total tax due: £9.6mhttps://listentotaxman.com/?year=2025&taxregion=uk&age=0&time=1&ingr=15600000
Dog wanking Dave is a Reform cunt I see. Can't say I'm surprised. He loves to get fucked.
remember when this meant he was joining them klenk
>>153000928who's coaching them to put their hands in front of their mouthunironically
>>153000691No, the poor hecking millionaires have to pay so much tax!
>>153000969careful you're going to upset Tarquin
>>153000965Rio Ferdinand claims he invented that, dunno if he's coaching them though.
>https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/13495062/michael-carrick-says-manchester-united-is-not-soulless-and-that-there-is-magic-at-carrington>journalists are calling united soulless to their own managerkwaboty
>>153001122think in rio's case its because his lips look like he's a fish who just bit on a hook
>>153001287or because he's about to throw up from a bender as a result of his rampant alcoholism
Please refrain from mentioning Guehi amd Semenyo snubbing Liverpool in favour of City
>>153000624I was there, I watched it burn
Can I mention Chelsea itt
>>153001667Yes but don't mention Liverpool's snubs, as per: >>153001390
>>153001667Go for it
Can I mention Charles III
>>153001767yes your majesty
>>152997012The Lego man
Isa Slot reportedly in tears as deals for Guehi and Semenyo fall through.
>>153001544checked
>>153002333checked
>>153000965ive always thought the whole hand in front of mouth thing was a meme too but actually like a few weeks ago, the quarterback of the NY Giants went back to his college team to watch the game and the camera went onto him on the sideline as he made some comments about who the next coach of the giants would be, and he didnt cover his mouth and lip reading sleuths were all over it analyzing what he saidand he ended up being right (he said idk its this coach or that coach will be the next giants coach and one of the two the lip readers sussed out is now about to be the new coach)long story short i can kinda understand why players cover their mouths if they're saying things they don't want the public to know
>>153002453Spanish football has had a massive lip reading scene for years and the players got tired of it. Other leagues picked it up during the European tournaments.
>>153002500not sure how anyone can lip read spanish with all the lisps but good on them
>>153002282Bless her
>>153002534they're all fags what do you want from their lives?
>>153002665was just making a joke that they say BARTHELONA and shit like that. odd people.
>>153002770Scatalans are double fags
Should i wake up early tomorrow for the Manchester comedic performance?
>>152997909it's not fair they should be forced to keep playing 35 year old Gundogan and one legged De Bruyne forever
>>153002815It will end 2-2
>>153002788dont all the spanish (spain spanish i mean) do the lisp thing or is that specifically a catalan thing
If United get battered Carrick will get fired kek
>>153002815If trips, yes.
i didnt follow carrick at boro whats his style, is he gonna try to play really open or some shitcause i feel like that wont end well for him tomorrow specificallylast i heard (ill fully admit i kinda forgot he existed and i dont watch much championship) i thought he was doing well but apparently not cause he got sacked
>>153002893It’s going to be a 4231 with almost no tactical oversight. Put in 100% effort and try not to embarrass yourselves is the message.
>>153002980would be a victory for the people out there who think tactics don't matter and its all about effort aka roy keane
>>153002889That was close enough. So it is settled.
>>153002893You won't actually see his tactical style against City or Arsenal. I expect a tight 4-5-1 with counter attacking. After this you'll see his actual style which is a 4-2-3-1 which turns into a 3-2-5 in attack. One of the fullbacks moves forward to help the attack.
That's why no one cares if City wonIt literally doesn't count
>>152997248Genuinely don't understand how this lad has stayed in the PL this long, he's the definition of mediocre. Also as a gay, i have a finely tuned gaydar and he sets it off every time. Strongly suspect he's a homo.
>>153003530>During his time at Northampton Town, he resided with his teammate Ryan Cresswell and developed a good friendship.[88]>Calvert-Lewin has been noted by fashion journalists for his choice of clothing, and in November 2021 he appeared on the front cover of Arena Homme + wearing a suit, flared shorts and a pink Prada handbag. In April 2022, he featured in British GQ with a Chanel handbag from his own collection.[89][90] In February 2020, he and Everton teammate Tom Davies used a break in the season to attend New York Fashion Week.[91]>In May 2022, Calvert-Lewin spoke out about his mental health problems.[92]You might be on to something here
>>152997909genuinely fucking pathetic to sook about city spending money when whatever big team you're a fan of does the exact same thing
>>153003625he's an arselord, perhaps the biggest arselord on this site
Troon Dave back to spamming his BBC fanfics I see
Been looking up some interviews with Marc Guehi and been enjoying the comments
>>153004028Seems like he'll fit nicely in with Caicedo and the rest of the lads
Man United have a short list of managers for the summer:>Glasner>Tuchel>Ancelotti>AlonsoWho would be best and who would be worst?
>>153004042>big Virg
>>153004065Big Virgey
>>153004068WHOOP WHOOP
Haaland isn't scoring, and Pep's thrown the kitchen sink at a defender who can't defend. Where are they all gonna play? I'm predicting a comfortable 5-1 to Man United.
Bruno 90' (P)
>>153004122Stevie is the biggest ABU I've ever seen. Everytime I watch an ESPN video he spends the duration seething.
>>153004051I genuinely believe even prime Fergie would get sacked trying to get a tune out of that squad
>>153004141Ferguson managed wins with weak squads several times. I don't know how he did it but this elderly man had the players genuinely scared of letting him down.
>>153002852Catalans actually don’t add the lisp, it’s not a sound that exists in Catalonian phonetics just like it isn’t in English so they just say Barcelona.
>>153004141good
>>152999667The Red Devils presumably
arsenal just makes me sad desuhad quite a bit of affection for the club under wenger, never remember any problems with the fanssuch an intensely unlikeable club nownasty tory edge that never used to be there too
Palace losing Eze, Guehi, Wharton, Mateta, Glasner in a year
swear brighton, brentford and bournemouth play each other every single weekend
>>153004920Their names are confusing as fuck can we get Stoke or QPR instead
NEW ALICE-CHAN DROPPEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRBo6Kco52I
>>153004948similar kits too
>>153004051United aren't getting either KEK
Would any Reds take City getting Semenyo and Guehi if it meant Arsenal don’t win the league?
>>153004051It's time
>>153004051>>153005013Southgate at the wheel and you VILL be happy.
>>153005229
>>153004920You don't remember the game of the season, Palace vs Bournemouth?
Olebros...
West Ham win today
>>153004381why is there only one dilated player? did the rest die in a plane crash?
>for rent
I watched that OI ZOMBEES INNIT movie two days ago and it was pozzed crap. The ending was especially egregious. I know, I know>watching Englandstan media in 2026
>>153004920And no one cares when they do play, get them all relegated and some proper northern club back in the prem
>>153005519the one with jimmy savile?
>>153005523Like who?
>>153005529Yes. The guy playing Jimmy Saville and M from the Craig Bond movies were great but everything else was a waste. Don't watch it or even torrent it. Complete shite.
>>153005506>for rent
>>153005607zesty
>>153005607pulling shorts/pants down has to be one of the most obnoxious things in football and in general every day attire.what a disgusting "fashion" trend.
>>153004769And yet they'll still end up 12th again
do the manure fans get excited for the big derby or is it too one sided these days?
see big jim isn't a ruthless ogre after all, apologise lads
>>153005702cant beat brunch at the stadium
>>153005659Who is even going to go for that job? Surely they won't resort to getting Woy back out of retirement again.
>>15300570225% off a sausage roll that they sell for £45. Thank you big jim.
>>153005742>4 at the back>Mainoo playing Easy 6-0 win for Man U I reckon. That's how it works right??? RIGHT????
matchy >>153005800>>153005800>>153005800
Dodgy Fire Stick users risk £50,000 fine as Sky plot 'significant' crackdown on fans illegally streaming Premier League football and films
>>153005742>completely correctGreat start to the second Carrick era.
Could Carrick do better than 13 wins in 13 months
>>153005805Huw Edwards avoided jail after jacking off to a pic of a 7 year old boy getting abused btw
>>153005829i don't think you replied to Huw Edwards, i assume he packed in the newsreading.
>>153005805do british policeman only care about 2 things which are1. that; and2. anyone saying mean internet comments about israel?
>>153005829What about the ABL ref? What about the nonce prince?
>>153005844Avoided jail also, of course
>>153005802shall be waiting until a proper thread is made
Camelon juniors going on the betting line, fancy the juniors at home
>>153005802disgusting ai slop op
>>15300570225% off of a rat droppings sarnie
>>153005834Yeah it's weird. There's been a load of politicians recently calling for Twitter to be banned and some leaving the platform in protest about Grok'n 14 year olds in bikinis. It's extra strange because about 95% of these politicians also abstained or voted against an investigation into the irl mass rape of children by sandpeople. They know where their priorities are and they know which side their bread is buttered.
Is he signing for Chelsea this window?
>>153006024The outrage over the AI shoops is simply a way to neuter X as a platform. They don't actually care that photos are being turned into porn, the real problem is people being able to speak freely on there and every few months there is a new angle of attack in this regard. Quite simply "keep your fucking mouth shut goy" is all it boils down to.
>>153005800IT BEGINS
>>153005829>jacking offFOY
why is this game on sky? is it to confuse boomers (me)?
>>153006112100% it is. If that Commie still owned it and was still banning everyone for wrongthink you can guarantee Labour would be having it installed as standard on every SMART™ device.
>Chants of “we want our Chelsea back” and “Roman Abramovich” at a protest against the owners by CFC fans outside Stamford Bridge
>2 disallowed goals
>>153006024It's funny because they'll never talk about 14 year olds posting pics in their bikinis online anyway (chavs especially). Grok shouldn't be used at all for underage shit but they should stop pretending like they care about the safety of social media addicted children (it's mainly old slags complaining anyway about their pics being altered)
>>153006676>spunking loads of money on players>manager merry-go-round>no new stadium Don't think Roman ever left!!
Can anyone explain to me how Man United are domianting Man City. With Wenger's offside rule, United would be 2nil up right now.
Carrick's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK
manure customers coping via wenger kek
>>153006676oh god don't start thisa certain dimwitted yiddo will seethe and seethe
>>153006841City are unable to play out from the back due to their dog shit backline
Actually sweaty im and arsenal fan
>>153006881That dogshit backline is worth more than most teams starting backline
>>153006841>Can anyone explain to me how Man United are domianting Man CityMan City's defence makes no sense Only Rodri is dictating play and he's not 100% (and never will be again LOL!)
>>153006895Rico Lewis - freeMax Alleyne - freeAke current value - £15mKhusanov - £33m
>>153006900They've got a better defence and midfield than Man United. Why are they getting bummed?
>>153006914Cope. Lewis alone is worth £30M and has started games for England.
Liam Rosenior always keeps a spare birthday card in his pockets so he can be the first on the scene when its the big day for one of his players.
United are being BATTERED, wtf is Carrick doing
>>153006841>With Wenger's offside ruleDid they vote on that yet? Someone was talking about it recently
>>153006974not happening
Foden hooked at half time? Who's making the magisterial passes now?
>>153006979Makes sense. Doesn't really get rid of the biggest frustration people have with offside and VAR getting involved which is the millimetre checking. Did they actually give a reason for rejecting it though or do we not know?
>>153002453klenk just watched the video, don't know how I missed this
>why are united playing better>Because City's defence is completely shit>a-actually no it isn't because- United are waltzing through City's defence with ease.
>>153007048Things like that don't get rejected outright. They talk about it every so often and it's tried at various levels. Offside in general is a rule that can introduce unintended consequences if you change it, you think it makes the game more free flowing, but teams park the bus.
That 'amazing' defence proving its worth.
Donnarumma about to be man of the match at this rateAs soon as I finished typing, he concedes lmao>>153007140Yeah, I was going to ask who actually are the people that votes on these things. I imagine it's the football association of a bunch of countries?
bumoooo
>>153007225>It will be on the agenda again on Tuesday when the International Football Association Board (Ifab) meets to discuss potential changes for next season.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c17zw81yxp5o
doggykino
Wow that City defence is so good. /epl/ is filled with FUCKING THICK MONGOLOIDS LIKE THIS CUNT HERE >>153006895 >>153006920 >>153006939 AND THE SHUT-IN FINKER
seriously though why was some cunt sucking this defence off so much?
>That rapist defending creep Sharteta is going to win the leagueHate this sport at times
League is done
Only Spurs have a good defence. Everyone else is suspect.
imagine the world where amorim was sacked before this season started
>>153007271So Wenger has been trying to enact this for a while and they haven't even started doing proper trials yet so maybe safe to say it'll never be a thing? Also, yeah, the Ifab seems like what I was thinking but operated in a different way than I thought. It's the 4 British FAs + FIFA with 4 votes representing the rest of the world, so 8 votes in general.
4 matches unbeaten for Carrick as caretaker. Get the contract out, put it on the table
Lee Gunner is going to have to backtrack MASSIVELY on his Arteta criticism.
>>153007604Sir Jim you ordered the table be sold off.
>>153007569VAR has thrown a spanner in the works for Wenger, can't justify a rule change when the tech used to enforce rules is causing problems. Says the 2 trials they've done so far were positive, so there will probably be more as long as Wenger has a say.
PGMOL doing mad work today for United
>>153007439I tried to tell em
Please dear god let them make Carrick permanent off the back of this.
/epl/ has truly embarrassed itself today
Holy fuck, utd are actually back.
Wait a minute, Mount is playing?>>153007654Oh yeah true, trials have been done but they've been "low level" ones and it was 2023 but never say never I suppose
>the league is done and dusted unless Chelsea return to form at least there's champions league
United Indians genuinely think they're back KEK
>3 (THREE) disallowed goals
1 shot on target from City Against a United with a truly woeful manager
Carrick's at the wheel. Sign the 5 year contract!!! Utd are back
At least I have Spurs winning later on to look forward to
City need to spend another £120m this window
nothing's sweeter than Lammens' cleansheet
ABSOLUTE SCENES
>Lammens first clean sheet in 20 gamesNEXT PETER SCHMEICHEL IS BACK
life without sufferim is heavenly
city have bottled it
>>153007985Bottling is when you are in 1st and stumble
Carrick at the wheel
Carrick knows the United way
>>153007993>3 draws and a loss in a rowcity have bottled it
>>153007955Lammens has 3 clean sheets>Sunderland>Newcastle>Man City
Need U it’s to get a result next week so Villa can win the league
am I right in what I'm seeing did some thick cunt genuinely praise the City defence even during the match
Man Utd (3.81) 2-0 (0.47) Man City
>>153008028Need phoneposters like you to rope.
no more 3atb memeno more chucking bruno into CM meme
>>153007891https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXMu_YgGgPM
Carricks's got the winning Utd DNA
don't know how mbeumo does as well as he does, he looks like a retired player in a charity game
>>153008028Auto correct obliterating my sentence. You can do it Carrick!
So why wasn’t that blatant red card given? PGMOL told to keep Carrick’s first derby interesting?
>crossbar hit>post hit>3 disallowed goals>2 scored>clean sheet
Can't wait for Pep's unhinged behaviour post-match. Followed by the usual: minimal reporting over it and typically-motormouthed pundits giving it a wide berth.
interesting to see how the braindead boomers in the BBC sport comments process that one
Who is City going to buy next?
>>153008068/mug/sissies seething so hard kek
>>153008083Nobody else this window.
>best LW in United squad now is a converted LWB
>>153008044also>dalot on the left for no reason
>>153008068me on the left
>>153008091Anyone on the radar at least?
>Mainoo unlocked>Cunha unlockedwho's next
why does mbeumo have a French accent?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153008114Just Anderson in the summer
>>153008124I would fucking love a /lug/
He needs to go NOW. he's outdated and bring found out every week. Just go Pep please
Anderson saw that game and gave United the nod
Liverpool fans should worry more about their CL chances rather than Arsenal winning the league
>>153008131Poor Palace
Carrick's United record: (4P, 3W, 1D, 0L):- Manchester United 2–0 Villarreal [23/11/2021]- Chelsea 1–1 Manchester United [28/11/2021]- Arsenal 2–3 Manchester United [2/12/2021]- Manchester United 2-0 Manchester City [17/1/2026]
wish they'd convinced Carrick to take the job 4 years ago. It's been mostly suffering since Rangnick arrived
>>153008155Anderson plays for Forest
>>153008121He's French but he plays from Cameroon cause his dad is from there. Similar to Semenyo (Ghana international born and raised in London).
After Liverpools fluky and VAR assisted title least season football has finally normalised.
>>153008174the funny part is Liverpool have had far more VAR assistance THIS season
>>153008136Would be kino but Burnley are too shit I fear
>>153008160Oh, lmao. The other doesn't play for Palace either, he moved to Fulham. I'm losing it.
>>153008185You're probably thinking of Wharton at Palace
Getting rid of Onana and Hojland have massively improved the quality of the team.
>>153008188Thanks, that's exactly who I was thinking of. I knew there was a good Palace midfielder that people were interested in.
>>153008158I dunno I feel like if he stayed on they still would have been shit that season and he wouldn't be back here today. Bailing after a couple matches and going to Middlesbrough to get more experience was a better idea.
Pep made two halftime subs and still got battered LOL!
City blew it. The least they could do is loan Marmoush to Aston Villa.
GOOD NEWS> UNITED ARE GUARANTEED TOP 6 THIS WEEK AS LONG AS CHELSEA DON'T LOSE
>>152997145Based.
City spending like mad and still losing to the worst United side in our lifetimes
Liversissies usual flags aren't here. What happened?
Are United actually back this time? Or is it like all the other false dawns?
>>153008250It’s 5/7/8 this season
This is EXACTLY how Ferguson played btw. Man United at it's best is a counterattacking team. None of this possession based bollocks.
>>153008288>Will United continue to give maximum effort or are City shit?Find out next week
>>153008280Probably scouring the threads looking for posts to report.
>>153008297So they’ll have the exact same issue they’ve had for years and struggle when teams sit in a low block?
>>153008319>(0.47) Man CityEven that seems high. They were genuinely awful.
>>153008313Didnt bother Fergie.
GGMU
city are a team of absolute nobodys lol
>>153008345I feel that way watching Chelsea as well
>>153008164merci mon homme
>>153008297The quality gulf isn’t there anymore. They could get top 5 this season, but it’s not a title winning strategy in the modern league.
>>153008313even prime Barca struggled against low block
>>153008364I'm tired of the rhetoric that you can't win a league with counterattcking football. Pep's style isn't the definitive article. IF and its a big IF, United can fill the squad with elite players they can be just as aggressive as a Ferguson team.
Haaland got Diddied by a Smurf
>>153008379I’m not saying counterattacking football can’t win because it was the main weapon of Liverpools best sides. They controlled the game too but a lot of the danger was on the counter. I’m saying Fergie ball is outdated and you need more.
>>153008467Fergie ball can still win titles with the right players.
as comfortably predicted Spurs are losing at home to West Ham
>spuds
Chelsea got one decision once last year, now they get fucked every match.
Oh my Spurs
>>153008519delusional
>>153008583stopped reading at "FFS"
>City absolutely demolishedJesus christ what the fuck happened
>>153008600it was a classic pep game where his team had all the possession but the opposition had all the chances
>>153008600Their defence was truly shocking but /epl/ rejects this for reasons not obvious to anyone with working eyes
>>153008590Compare the non-offside last game to the exact same scenario City got the decision for. Compare the red cards Chelsea get to the yellow for studs to the thigh in the lunchtime game.
>>153008328Fergie had the best and richest team in the league, the refs in his pocket, and the benefit of most of the league being shit.
>poominate ball possession with 68% while trailing 2-0>doesn't tell his players to start taking more risks with the ball at the cost of *GASP* potentially giving possession awayWhy is poop so tactically inflexible? Why be so wedded to theory?
>>153008656>refs in his pocketStopped reading there. ABU scum.
>liVARpool back to scamming penalties
>>153008695>he missedLMAOHOW EMBARRASSING
>Livershit missing their PGMOL mandated penalty KLENK
>>153008671he is either autistic or stubborn and thinks citeh should be Barcelona from over a decade ago
>>153008696kwab
>>153008696Maguire is a proper tank
>>153008674Dilate mantroony
LIVERPOOL MISSED A PENALTYAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>153008696looks like the set for 'Elf'
>>153008721I was thinking he's so rattled by the accusations of "chequebook manager" and/or by the suggestion he lucked out with a golden generation at Barcelona, that he digs his heels into his "brand" of le tiki taka man no matter how unsuitable it might be when his teams go behind.
>>153008696Big game player.
At some point we went from you cannot touch the goalkeeper on corner kicks and referees telling players to stop it to just complete battle royales inside the box
>>153008696Harry "Walk em down" Maguire
Factos: Cucurella is a bitch
>>153008771Thanks Arteta
>>153008771They'll crack down on it soon, they're letting it fly as Arsenal's "genius" Set Piece tactic is basically "run in and block whoever you can, ideally the keeper".
>>153008632They also didn’t create shit it was just a bad performance. Would have been different if Dalot got deservedly sent off.
>>152997016>>152997016>>152997016
WIRTZ IS UNSTOPPABLE
World Class Wirtz
>>153008794They’ve been told to help Arsenal win this season (last season it was Liverpool) when they’re bored of Arsenal it’ll suddenly be a yellow card offence to man handle the keeper like they do constantly.
>>153008046Klenk
>>153008068>PGMOL help
>>153008671Possibly because it has led to countless trophies
Someone make a new at 500
>>153009132Do it yourself you lazy mother fucker
>>152997016>>152997016>>152997016NEW
Liverpool (3.40) 1-1 (0.40) Burnley
>>153008656>FergieStopped reading there mad abu filth
