First for my panthers
My bronkies :)My bronkies :)My bronkies :)
We're in here>>152993530>>152993530>>152993530
statty poos kek
>>153008312Houston's defense isn't even top 1 in this year.
Dome Patrol > warm shitty
>I watched the tape bro!>people who don't know anything about football and their tape "study"LMAOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOL
>>153008352The drama between the guttyboys and statty boys is really heating up this weekend.Guttyboys: Bills, Texans, 49ers, RamsStatty boys: Broncos, Patriots, Seahawks, Bears
>>153008377Can't wait for him to break his bussy
Are My Patties fucked?
is this good or bad?
Go Bills!
>>153008377This is the the most memorable moment in texans history, having a nickname. Even though it's a lame nickname and I wouldn't be surprised if they gave it to themselves people are actually using it.
>>153008352Where the fuck do you get college All-22 tape from? I've looked and can't find it anywhere, I'd even pay for it if I have to.
>>153008377EPA says you're wrong
>>153008396>checks flagDon’t you mean your ninies compa? And no they’re trouble.
>Romo calling the Bills Broncos gameDisgusting.
>>153008312cringe image and this is coming from a long time toxin (8-8) fag. nobody calls it "swarm city" except reddit
>>153008446>Romoi can't his nasally high pitched voice. jesus fucking christ
>>153008446>this is why I think the can win the Super Bowl>Well Jim, when you have a Patrick Mahomes or Josh Allen…>I would run it here-oh they’re passing instead.
>>153008386your "stats" category include:>my intangibleswhile your "gut" category includes:>PFF rankingsmakes me wonder if you understand what a "gut" feeling is
>>153008396nah, Patty will be back in 2027 with a vengeance
stefanski to the falcons
joe philbin 2.0
>>153008446>well you see Jim, if Patrick Mahomes was playing neither of these teams would make it through to the next round
>>153008429u seem upset
>>153008446he's going to spend the whole day slurping on Bo
why is stat nerding effective in baseball but not football?
>>153008509Football has 90% less games that are all 100% riggid
>>153008509Baseball has way more games
>>153008509because baseball is a longer season and you have more chances so you typically regress to the mean while the NFL is literally too short to prove anything and a hot streak can change anything
>>153008466Your love of the Broncos is enough to sway you to agree with the statty boys which says the Broncos are a much better team statistically. That's okay. You just know that most guttyboys are going full "JOSH ALLEN IS CAPABLE OF ANYTHING AND MY GUT TELLS ME HE GUNNA WIN" kek. But the rest falls in line with the guttyboys.Will be interesting to see who comes out ahead after the weekend.
My gutty tells me bronkies and my statty says billies tho
>>153008446>>153008458Didn't people glaze Homo when he started working in the booth? I remember most people online going bananas over his "playcalling" and shitHis dickriding of Mahomes is grating to the ears
>>153008490I'm not.
>>153008546PFF and advanced stats are all favoring the Broncos. PFF says the Bills were the 10th best team in the league this year while the Broncos are 6th.The guttyboys on draftkings overwhelming picked the Bills to win(65-35) while the odds and spread say the Broncos will win.
>>153008396Drake Maye is good at all the things the Texans defense struggles against, so there is a chance
>>153008572Chiefs fans have stopped posting.
>>153008572he showed he was still a capable QB/booth guy in his first year, but people (the anti-current thing crowd) got tired of the schtick after a few weekshe tried to do it last season (and earlier this season) but his peers have come out to say he does very little prep when it comes to games, which is why he hasn't been right for the past 2 years.
>>153008599just like Josh Allen, right?
>>153008572romo was great his first year.
6 hours until Josh Allen is so thoroughly abused by the Broncos defense that he comes out as trans.
>>153007761Is this supposed to be like the doggie doos meme in /mlb/ but applied to another team in the /nfl/ but is also from LA?
Reminder that Josh Allen’s wife spat in Michael Jordan’s mouth before fucking him to death in Sinners
>>153008653
>im sorry>im sorry
>>153008652I don't think that's accurate
>>153008653Had a 4 some with 3 philipino ones how mad r u
I'd love to see the TUSH PUSH evolve into full on penetration. I want them to form a big 11 man chain with their dicks inserted into the man in front of them.
>>153008688Definitely needs a new name now that zesty Hurts can't run it anymore
>>153008688Bills did exactly that against the Jags. Josh Allen leaned forward and his center lifted him with his cock and carried him into the endzone
>>153008684no it's true look it up she's in prison for killing the NBA goat
>>153008662why are they trying to turn into their wives?
>>153008701That's the trend with married mtf trannies: they become their wives
>>153008728The other way around, they married their attainable feminine ideal.
>>153008728Microplastics in their brains and balls
Disgusting!
>>153008758Haha great meme, Gerald! Do you mind if I save it? Philippians 4:13 —“I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.”
I will not be participating in half time fap time this time around because I received a ban for it last weekend
>>153008777threadly reminder that kiwi (aka jffm but that name is banned and he's too pussy to use it anymore, aka kiwi) paid actual money to use the proxypage to post because he's a goonbrain
>>153008777Hot take: gamethreads should just go unmoderated unless it breaks US law. Hooliganism is a part of sports and gamethreads are spiritually attending games. They're meant to be relatively lawless and chaotic.
>>153008312Maybe I'm being paranoid but I feel like the sudden elevation of the Texans into the 85 Bears or 2000 Ravens is based on hype after beating a shitty Steelers team. The actively tanking Raiders almost beat this team a month ago.
HEY BLO DIX, 6 MORE HOURS UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD.
>>153008816They're a great defense but they are also slightly overhyped at the moment. The Seahawks are definitely a better defense but it gets overlooked because the Seahawks are good at everything while the Texans only have their defense.
>>153008802Hot take: That wont work because coomers will flood the thread and what happened to /b/ will happen here. The rules are a necessary evil and the alternative is far worse
>>153008413I continue to be disgusted with the Browns for not sticking with the formula that got them their first playoff win in decades.
>>153008755Might wanna use the proxysite today lil bro. Seems like the tranny janny has already started deleting on topic Kiwi posts. You're probably gonna find yourself banned because they'll assume you're me>>153008798Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek look how mad the tranny janny is. I'm gonna be shitposting all day and you can't do anything to stop me. Little clueless bitch boy seething at New Zealand as always. Learn your place fucking Subhuman mongrel
>>153008816>the actively tanking raiders almost beat this teamknow who they DID beat?
>>153008826Don't lure bradysknee to this thread by posting the very thing he can't resist
Got some beers for the games tonight bros.
Is Bill Belichick done with the NFL?
>>153008848sad and pathetic desu
The rams are really about to be the first 5th seed in nfl history to host a wild card game because the seahawks fell for the scam darnold meme
>>153008879>to host a wild card gameuhhhh
>>153008886Conference championship I meant obviously
*runs the football for 150+ yards*
>>153008898*needs 50 carries to do it*
>>153008862The Texans played the Raiders 27 days agoThe Patriots played the Raiders in week 1 4 months agoThese games are not comparable
>>153008879>wild cardyou meant Championship game right
>>153008879the defense will shut the niners down again
There's only one reason I have any hesitation in picking the Texans over the Patriots.
>>153008916>NOOOO YOU CAN"T JUST USE A GAME FROM THIS SEASON!!!!KWAB
>>153008933is it because Nico Collins is injured?
Hey guys if you were gonna miss the first game but get home in time for the second, would you just watch the second and not care about getting the first spoiled for you, or would you watch the recording of the first game and then watch the recording of the next game after? Would it change if you were a fan of one of the second game teams? This is the situation I find myself in today
>>153008934>Yet another newfag mentioning September football games for argumentsNo, you really can't bring up 4 month old games when talking about playoff teams. Unless you think we should be bringing up how the Texans were 0-3 at that point.
>>153008928Drew Lock will throw for 70 yards and turn the ball over 6 times Leading to a 17-14 49ers win
Anyone else notice there are zero jets fans on this board?
>>153008958>he still thinks the pats aren't SoS babbiesoof, hope you have your Mayfield jersey available to cry into
>>153008933It's funny because Lynn is a Texans fan and you just know he has zero confidence in Stroud
>>153008963Iggles fags have been awfully quiet.
It's that time again
>>153008963Jets fans only exist between training camp in July and the trade deadline after week 8
>>153008956i would prioritize the team you were rooting for, but do what you want
>>153008312I cant wait for Maye and Nix to get fucking exposed. Bills v Texans AFC ChampionshipSeahawks should take care of the 9ers easily, unless Darnold shits the bed (very possible)Bears can only win if the NFL refballs it, and if they do, I will not be watching any football all next year. Caleb is a faggot and if they NFL tries to push this kid, I swear to fucking god I will go visit the league head office.Seahawks v Rams NFC ChampionshipEventual Seahawks v Bills Super Bowl. With Darnold seeing ghosts, and Allen winning his first ring. Bills have the number 1 pass defense. Its already been decided.
>>153008966Oh so you're just the same retard from the other day still using the same tired shit you've been saying all week, kek. Why are you repeating the same things I already made fun of you for bringing up as if they'd be effective if you just repeated them? Also, why do you keep bringing up Baker "TRex Arms" Mayfield?
>>153008879Retard
>>153008963Hard to keep posting after suicide.
>>153008879is Seattle just priming people for another Darnold collapse?
>>153009007Looks like we got ourselves a bon-a-fide guttyboy on our hands
>>153009007I’m a 49ers fan, but if I had the choice to make it to the Super Bowl but lose to the bills, or lose today and the Seahawks lose to the bills, I’ll take the latter. I would like to see the bills win a Super Bowl and it would be really tough if they beat the niners to do it
>>153008956>Would it change if you were a fan of one of the second game teams?Oh easily, if you were a 9ers fan or a Seahawks fan I would suggest you kill yourself fucking self
>>153008963I live near the Jets' HQ and they have no fans. This is Giants territory. The franchise has absolutely no aura whatsoever. They should seriously consider moving to a place where they can get their own stadium. Probably would have a lot of fans in Long Island.
I unironically get disheartened Everytime I look out of my window and see nothing but a bunch of empty space. Where are all of the people at? I need to move back to a big city.
>>153009063Bills winning the Super Bowl is boring. The struggle and lack of championships is the only thing that makes them notable. If they win a ring, they just get lumped in with a bunch of other boring teams that he 1-2 championships. Josh Allen has no urgency anymore and he becomes less interesting to watch. Same thing happened with Stafford after he won a ring. Nobody gives a shit if he wins anymore because there's no pressure. I like struggles and good stories so I hope the 49ers do make the Super Bowl and lose it but I'd rather have anyone else in the AFC win a ring than the Bills.
>>153008509People have already mentioned sample size. It's also that baseball doesn't have as many moving parts. It's really just the pitcher vs the batter, and both of them reveal certain tendencies that play out throughout the season. Football has several different matchups in just one play, and there's only one ball to go around. A tight end could run his route perfectly and not get the ball. A coach could call one bad play and ruin the whole drive. That combined with the lack of sample size means that many plays have only happened a handful of times in history. A line drive up the middle happens several times a game.
What will you do when you realize that the Patriots defense is almost as good as the Texans and the Texans have CJ Stroud as their QB
>>153008973
>>153009041We can win with just the run.>>153009081I lived in a euro downtown and it was transformative, I can't go back to suburban hell. Now whenever I look out my window I see the majestic sea and mountains so it's not so bad. If I lived in a flyover town I'd kms though
Got the potta on
>>153009094It would also be funny to see the bills and 49ers in the Super Bowl after how they stunningly missed seeing each other throughout the early 90s
>>153008879Gutbros we are winning
>Darnold hurt>Ninnies win>Burrs bear Rasm>Burrs get Ninnies at home>Burrs win>yfwdbwtso
Move aside Josh AllenIt's time for Bo Nix vs Drake MayeThe future is now
>>153009100I wouldn't say their defense is almost as good, but they have a pretty good defense that's top 8 and a top 4 offense that is well split between pass and run whereas the Texans have a bottom 5 offense and a top 3 defense. I don't think the defensive difference is going to be enough to win the Texans the game.
Beat dat bronkek ass today Bills.
Razor cakes are going to figuratively curb stomp Blo Dix today just so that the Bills fans can get their hopes up and get smashed by the Patriots
>>153009140Guttyboys getting some luck swing their way but will it be enough to win?
>>153009105kek
>>153008962Darnold is playing though
>>153009113Sipping on mine rn :)
>>153009200Oblique injuries are easily aggravated and annoyingly limiting
Reminder: no Mahomes, no Lamar, no Burrow
>>153009144Burrs will be eliminated tomorrow
>>153008846Haslam is mentally a toddler
>>153009254Delusion
>>153008344First team eliminated.
>>153009264Wasn't it the Packers against the Bears?
>>153009246Line hasn't moved. He's fine.
>>153009262Yes. Chicagoans are delusional. They think salad goes on hot dogs, pizza is cake and the Bears can win the owl
>>153009272Until he's not
>>153009262Oh sweet it's the invisible moving escalator dance
>>153009287If there were genuine concern about Darnold not starting or the injury seriously impacting the game, the line would be dumping like crazy right now. It has held firm 75/25 Seahawks -7.0. This news has been available since yesterday and it hasn't budged at all.
Rammies on the road!＼(｀0´)/
This game thread was glorious.
>>153009094The cibs winning in 2016 turned them into another franchise and the fact that they didn’t win again or get close with that core made them into a disappointment overall.
>[Adam Schefter] Seahawks QB Sam Darnold hasn’t thrown a football since he hurt his oblique Thursday. The Seahawks believe, but don’t know, that he will be OK to start tonight’s game vs. the 49ers. Backup QB Drew Lock took the reps the past two days and is ready if needed.It's over
Scam Darnold gonna go 0-2 in the playoffs and Xehawks will extend that bum
can i train a wild ram to bonk my enemies?
>>153009357yes
>>153009041>SeattleNo. I'm 100% convicer Darnold made up the "injury" so he can pull himself out of the game if he starts sucking ass and blame his poor performance on said "injury"
Ram weather. Bears don't stand a chance.
who would win: keon coleman or a bag of milk?the answer may surprise e
I can't stop thinking about big throbbing dicks and rimming other men's asses
>>153009483Anyway, go Raiders.
>>153009483anyways go broncos!
>>153009467That's celsius, right?
texans boutta rape the pats
it's hawking time
>>153009373What a cool animal. Rams is a great name for a football team.
Two more weeks until the giants sign Harbaugh. Trust the plan!
reminder: travis is cuddling with TayTay while everyone playing this weekend is freezing their butts off
>>153009479his reaction is appropriate, bagged milk is retarded
>>153009485He must have tons of Super Bowl wins or at least appearances with those numbers!
>>153009539>bags are too complicated for flyovers to masteroof
>>153009538Cage on or off?
>>153009544seething
>rams are named after Fordham Universitythese interesting little factoids are fun to have
Two more weeks until my Raiders hire Ryback
>>153009564if that's true, then shouldn't they be called the hams instead of rams?
>>153009538>mid fridge>high maintenance narcissist>36 years old, 95% of eggs already dead, maybe can have one kid and lucky if it's not retardednot worth itnot worth it
You have to Billieve
>>153009608>razorcakes
who the FUCK is ryback
Josh Allen married and impregnated a mid jewish prostitute
Is Darnold going to play?
>>153009621hailee is filipina and is hotter than any woman you have ever seen or spoken to
>>153009638For the Niners' sake he better
>>153009608>the moment that buck broke Lamar
>>153008441Remind me who EPA’s favorite son Jordan love is playing this week
>>153009642That baby is going to come out 56.25% black
Super Bowl LX MVP Samuel Richard Darnold
>>153009645Drew Lock is the backup.
>walks on water in the 4th quarter
>>153009699>the line jumped from LAR -3.5 to LAR -4.5
>>153009620Ryback was raped by his uncle when he was 13 and died of a heroin overdose at 19.
>>153009702>t.
>>153009642Definitely met hotter, can't say I've fucked hotter. Definitely made out with hotter tho
>>153008509football has a small sample size of games in comparison and is based on specific matchups like OL/DL WR/CB with multiple factors whereas baseball outcomes can be reasonably predicted using platoon stats alone.
>>153009699both teams have to play in the weather. The extreme cold is going to affect both teams, neither team is going to be comfortable. Bears fans are morons.
>>153009522thnx m8, let's have a good match
>>153009702Fuckin nerd, Seahawks are good cause they blow out the Vikings?
>>153009620He's Milhouse but for /sp/-/asp/-/pw/
>>153009825Seahawks are good because their losses are close, their wins are big and they're not schedulebabbies.
>>153009699But they're not factoring it in enough. Stafford is a bitch that is afraid of the cold. The Bears thrive in it. The very team name...the Bears. Bears live in the cold. It's natural. Rams are gay and can't handle the weather.It's pure math. Stafford is like 1-9 in cold weather. The Bears are going to win. It's pointless to argue against this. The stars have aligned and foretold the meeting of the Patriots and the Bears in the Superb Owl.
>>153009891it really do be like that
>>153009918It's the kiwi on a proxy, just ignore him
>>153009888Not priced in enoughYou are a scared little bitch just like Stafford
>>153009697
what the FUCK is herbie's gf doing?
>>153009928Don't debunk it. It becomes funnier every time retards bring it up and more and more teams with easy schedules make it deeper in the playoffs. I want to spam "muh schedule".
>>153009953Being performative
>>153009953Some fag yesterday was actually unironically horny at the idea of Jaxson Dart cuckolding Justin Herbert and was disappointed to find out an instagram post of Dart boasting about fucking Herbert's girlfriend was fake.It might have even been kiwi on a proxy because they had a german flag. What a fag.
>>153009953She's so thin and plastic she looks very unfun to have sex with
>Seahawks defense going to have to carry the game with Darnold being possibly out
>>153010000They held them to 3 with Kittle playing. All Lock has to do is not throw any pick sixes.
>>153010000Well they'd have to carry the game if he was in too
oi! sum1 sey da whyte qbs givin out da cummiez, braddah?? *HAKA SUCC**wags tongue*
>>153009953Disgusting knees. Would not bang
What team does he root for?
>>153010005>seething about the fact that it's not priced in enoughkek
>>153008509its seems my Metties have induced a Bo Bichettey melty on you and your shit team kek
>>153009750Uh gamblefags I don't get what this means
What if it's entirely priced in but you have a coupon?
>>153010012>yfwdbbwdso
Hurry up and make the games start
>work ended early>4 more hours until the game is onGuess I'll take a nap before watching the Bills get blown out
>>153010038I don't gamble but "LAR -3.5" means the Rams are favored to win by 3.5 points. Line moved to -4.5 which means they are even more favored now
>>153010062It opened at -4.5 so it was probably borderline anyway.
>>153009953Her legs look like toothpicks, Happy for Herbie though.
>>153010021Seahawks
Does interviewing Mike McDaniel fall under the Rooney rule?
do other teams have a "big dom?"
>>153010076Unironically yes
>>153010076yes, he's a proud black man
>>153010071Did it go to -3.5 because of the weather then back to -4.5 when they found out it's not going to be as cold as they previously thought?
do you guys know about a brand called hisense? My dad is looking to buy a new tv and one of the salesman said that this brand is "selling like hotcakes" in the us, but I never heard of it, is it true? is it even good?
>>153010012everything is gambling now. /biz/ is gambling, /sp/ is gambling, /a/ is gambling, /v/ is gambling
>>153010076the whiners got a DEI draft pick for him being hired away I believe
>>153010033Why'd you post a picture of yourself? It's not priced in enough. They're simply not aware of how much of a weak bitch Stafford is in the cold and how much he falls apart. It's okay, it will be corrected tomorrow and the math will never be wrong in that regard ever again. Everyone makes errors sometimes, even stat nerds. Luckily, other statty boys are around to correct them.Domebabies get exposed tomorrow.
>>153010076Yes
>>153010093>Believing salesmen looking for commission instead of doing your own research
>>153009041>is Seattle just priming people for another Darnold collapse?maybe it's a 5head play by darnold's agent to take the pressure off. if darnold sucks in the playoffs again, it will prove all the haters and doubters right, which could crush him psychologically and reputationallynow, with the injury story, if he plays bad he can blame the injury and maintain "it wasn't his fault" and save face for another year. "just go out there and play bro, if you suck, it's because of the injury. no pressure"
>>153010076you tell me
>>153009013IAYC :^)
>>153010047>bears win da superbowl >everything crashes Kek
>>153009953This women don't breed big boys.
>>153010103lel
>>153010106I didnt, thats why I came here
>>153009100>SoV>almost as goodLOL
We got this right.....right guys?
Go Bills
>>153010093It's bullshit
>>153010093I bought one on Black Friday a few years ago when it was a knockoff brand. It's still serviceable, but once every few months the display will chink out on me, but all I have to do is turn it off and on to fix it. I don't recommend it unless it's at least 15% cheaper than the alternatives.
Im gonna start drinking an hour before the game.
>>153010135gatcha anime
>>153009467why do weather fags do this projecting? Is it going to be sunny when the bears are on offense or something? didn't caleb williams play college ball in SoCal?
>>153010093Hisense is one of those Chinese companies that got tired of making TVs for other people and started making their own. So they're like TCL and stuff like that. They're fine, perfectly good TVs, nothing outstanding but fine for 95% of people.
>>153009791>Minnesota and Illinois>Cis-Het White Republican Voters
Just a few more hours until Thro Pix finally gets exposed as a bus riding fraud. God I can't wait.
>>153010093Hisense exists in a marketplace where the buyers are going to buy whichever one they can get the best deal on. They aren't bad, but there isn't anything that sets them apart from other basic TVs.
>>153010153after breakfast, I'm opening the vodka
>>153009313>>153009301agree
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
>>153009553>using the same amount of plastic>both are recyclable>one seals inside the fridge so it lasts longer>you have to have an open drink container in your fridge at all times so your fruit smells like milkbagged milk doesn't make sense and defending it is just retarded
>>153010167>God I can't wait...to be completely wrong
>>153010153>>153010171WHAT A LIFE
>>153009702>you can't take the raw data as it is>we have to modify it to better suit my argumentseptember matters
>>153010185>Illegal Rock in the Back
>>153009928so they beat all the easy teams, right?
>>153010167this but add 24 hours
>>153010221kek
>bears calling anyone else domebabbies while they're currently figuring out which dome to move toWeather is the bears best advantage and they're nullifying it kek
>>153010237nobody even cares about bo. he's boring as fuck. josh allen is going to gape the bronkeks.
kiwi is building strawmen again, him and bitchknees are one in the same
>>153010154That's not a thing I don't think
>>153010246>the bears' best advantage is something they can't even control oof
>>153010208>A win against the raiders is the same as a win against the Seahawks>winning by 1 is the same as winning by 30no
>>153010271the patriots beat the radiers?
>>153010262>Teams don't control the stadium they play in
>>153010271dis nigga thinks he's in the /cfb/ thread
>bearsfags deflecting to the pats again
>the rams best advantage is playing in perfectly still room temp weather on artificial turfa damn shame, now they have to play actual football.
>>153010145>>153010149>>153010162>>153010170yeah thats what I thought, thanks anyways
>>153010279I think he's saying you can't control the weather. It was 50° and sunny on Tuesday in Chicago. That could've easily been the weather on gameday.
>Bills @ Broncos>CBS Sports welcomes you to the following presentation of the National Football League>This song playshttps://youtu.be/4fZNU-T8rFM
>>153010271it's the NFL, the largest spreads are less than 10 points. the gap between the highest scoring offense and lowest scoring offense in 2025 was 10 points
>>153010334uhhh seems like you want to lose here buddy
>>153010309For me it’s Hashirehttps://youtu.be/8sp8DRXgh8c?si=VcSbBfdtBb7avAAv
>>153010309lol you gay ass fag
>>153010334>will>future tense
josh allen is gonna win many game you see, yes
>>153010400He'll win 1 against the fraudcos and then choke in the AFCCG as is tradition
How, friend Josh Allen. Please accept this charm for good luck.
Bills haven't won more than 4 in a row this season, so they are going to lose in the Super Bowl.
>>153010420If the broncos win this game they will go to and win the super bowl. If the bills win they will get to the sb but lose
Anyone seen bitchknees? I haven't seen that pedo around for a while kek you'd think he'd wanna talk about the Patriots. Guess he was just a bandwagoner after all
>>153010428>4 in a rowyou motherfucker
Reminder there is only one good guy team left
>went to bojangles>get in drive-thru>an AI takes my order>it starts fucking up adding stuff i didn't order>ask to speak to a real person >it adds more random shit to my order>drive up to the window>employee asks me for payment >explain the AI fucked up>employee says i need to pay for what i ordered>drive awayi don't see how AI is supposed to be revolutionary
>>153010412>keeeeeeekthis doesn't work. elongating the "e" makes it a long vowel sound like Tyreek, instead of short as it should be in "kek"
I am starting to Billieve
>>153010440>summoning tripfaggotskys loser
>>153010464>kek rhymes with carsonLOL NO
>>153010420i will literally swim across lake ontario solely to destroy your bussy
>>153010451>Second blackest-coded team in the league behind only the Falcons>Second uppiest coach in the league behind only SirianiFraid not.
>>153010376Banjo is such an underrated instrument.
>>153010470We don't post normie media screenshots here, chud.
>>153010469weird, so did all the bo nix slurp posts
Rams are going to blow out the bears 38-20 to save my anal virginity
AYO LIL JOSHIE
>we're the overdogs So true.... so f*cking true
Reminder that Josh Allen is the DEI fake MVP and Lamar should have won the award last year.
>racism in the genny
>>153010553Lamar*, CMC*, 2 years ago
>>153010553ai was supposed to improve our lives but anons use it to make stuff like this
>>153010566Ugly stupid liberal cunt.
Denver Bronies kek
>The absolute state of the NFL
>>153010553Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek funniest shit I've ever seen
>>153009953Canaanite succubus engaging in demonic activity. Many such cases. Pray for Herbie.
>>153010451Tell him to spend a weekend in Houston, he’ll change his tune real quick
>no black qbs playing todayGamethreads are gonna be slow.
holy canoli, a bingo bango bongo!!!
>>153010581No not bronies, we're supported by the power of anime horse girls.
>I showed you my football team please respond
>>153010601The best QB is Stafford, and he was considered a bit of a joke back in the 10s
Buffalel razorcakes are gonna be HEEM GASSY in the 2nd half calling it right now. Bo Nix will annihilate them. The debate is over
>>153009094>loves a struggle with no payoffWhat the fuck is wrong with you?
>>153010645>The best QB is StaffordKek do Shammies really
NFL teams dont even play half of the other teams, strength of schedule is always important in any team where everyone doesn't play everyone else. The lower the % of the teams you play, the more important it is. That's why the NFL itself uses it!
flyovers are so fucking mad about stafford kek
>>153010579Yes and Bo Nix was supposed to be the savior of white qb's but he turned into a Pajeet-loving zutt slut. It's over.
>>153010642Yes I see… step a little to the right, anime girl…
>>153010690Wanna hear something about the national football league that most people don’t know? The female referees….yeah. Before each and every game they suck and slurp the cocks of the quarterbacks from each team for 5-10 minutes. The team with the qb that has the better tasting cock and pumps out the biggest load of trouser gravy wins the favor of the refs and usually wins the game. Pretty cool, huh?
>>153010542based fellow r/denverbroncos chad
buffalo bill is buried in colorado
Gonna make BBQ pork pizza with the leftover carnitas :)
why do white fanbases make the genny so very angry
>>153010714my dick is buried in your mum
Caleb Williams is not winning tomorrow
>>153010713you know everyone is going to post>it's over, dogsin the game thread, right?
>>153010713Let’s freaking go!!! Just smiled a little to myself and upvoted that post while bobbing excitedly for a moment. Heck yeah haha. God I love reddit
This genny is going to last forever with how much kiwi spams and then gets deleted
>>153010705Try me nigga
>>153010758Kyler is just not the guy
>>153010757That’s the answer to the daily question of why there are “6 gennies with 400 posts” btw.
if the bills win the superbowl were all gonna get east asian gfs
>>153010795But I want a black gf
>my tfw when yfw Josh Allen has knee exploded on the first series then Nik Bonitto does a poopy on his face
>>153010795>If the Niners win, we're all getting south asian gfs>If the Rams win, we're all getting latina gfs>If the Bears win, we're all getting obese gfs
Do you think Josh is puking right now?
>>153010697Fraid that despite Shammies best efforts, the science has spoken.https://strawpoll.com/PKgleOoaaZp/results
>>153010601It's a changing of the guard.The NBA if facing a similar situation at the same time.
If SoS doesn't matter why does the NFL use it bros
>>153010579Stay off the internet besides for neccesity (email, checking work schedule, etc). You'll thank me later.
>>153010819If he wants to win
>>153010818>If the bears win, we're all getting obese Latina gfs Ftfy
bills literally stand no chance
>>153009262based heebie jeebies dance gif
>JUST IN: #Rams star Matthew Stafford reportedly plans on wearing SCUBA GEAR under his uniform to keep him warm during the playoff game in Chicago this week.>This is expected to be one of the coldest divisional round games in #NFL history with the real feel at minus-13 degrees.
>>153010859That's one way to spin Saints cap hell
>>153010864i heard a lot of people say that last week
>>153010874Kek Scuba
Anyone else unenthused about tonight’s game? I may not watch
>>153010859What about Ryback's draft class?
>>153010864........of losing
Explain why Stafford is supposed to automatically be bad in the cold but the zesty buck qb on Chicago is going to be fine just because he plays in Chicago
>>153010908I look forward to them fixing their problems. The NFC South is better when the Saints are legit.
>>153010914same and I'm a Hawks fan. We're going to get booty blasted
>>153010185wtf did he throw?
>>153009697>packer? great scott, no! i would never even look in her direction!
>>153010927When you play in the cold all season you adjust to itThis is one of the reasons the Dolphins have always struggled in the playoffs
>>153010927Acclimating desu. If you ever flown to a cold place from a warm place it takes a while to get used to the weather
>>153010927Caleb has already had multiple great performances in cold weather.
>>153010927Because if Stafford is in the cold, he'll be just as bad as Caleb
>>153010954What about Ryback's acclimation?
>>153010914Everyone knows deep in their hearts that SF is likely to win
>>153010948people who think chicago is cold "all season" have never left their hovelsit was 60* (real feel 70*) last week
>>153010948It's been cold for like a month
>>153010185just like my sopranies
>>153010968Well who the fuck knows what Darnold is gonna do
>>153010968Not me
>>153010948The dolphins struggle in the playoffs because it’s been a browns tier organization for 25 years
>>153010976and what is the weather like tomorrow?
>>153011019rare true fan
>>153010976The Bears have had cold weather games since early November. You get used to it over time. Everyone here knows that 45° in October and 45° in March feel completely different. One 60° day in January doesn't change that.
>>15301104420º, warmer than the Meadowlands last year when the Rams played the Jets
Bills season ends in 3 hours
>maori flag appears>shitspamming beginstypical
>>153011073Uh, 6 hours you mean?
>>153011073What about Ryback's season?
>>153011006This was over 2 months ago.
they're just like us
Uh oh, the kiwi is summoning pedoknees
>>153011077What about Ryback's flag?
>>153011099nice reddit spacing
>>153011099We have become redditDestroyer of boards
>>153011099needs a 'her kiddo' edit
LET THE BOOTY BLASTING BEGIN....
>>153011099My Grandpa would watch every Bears game in his basement alone. I don't think I ever watched a Bears game with him. Apparently he got really angry and irritable during games and preferred to be alone.
>>153011111wasted quints
>>153011099I want to watch the game alone in my room but my parents invited a bunch of people over who don't even care much about football. I wouldn't mind it if it wasn't for a particular family member who doesn't even care about the game and is just there to loudly talk about his business and vent about people who've ripped him off.
>>153011165Maybe you should ask him for a job so you can move out.
>>153011099I do this, but at the bar. My GF's dog doesn't like when I clap or yell, so that's my excuse to leave and get some alone time.
houston is a horrible city and their football team is a joke
>>153011096if you think 32* is cold, while running around and wearing loads of pads, you exposed yourself as a neet who lives in the south
>>153008312Wtf is "swarm city"
>>153011128>ice referenceWHOA this is NOT okay
>>153011099>bollywood bondSAAAAAR
>>153011190SoS and september matter
>>153011202They're talking about the mosquito population
bills are finished
>>153011221congrats on paying your bills, now get on those taxes
patriots are started
>>153011099Not for big games. I'd rather be in a bar with fans than alone at home.
>>153011179couple years ago when I was looking for a job he was like "anon, you know what I do with people who want to work with me? I make them do blah blah blah" Bitch, I don't want to work for you
>>153011202the security team at Brentano's bookstore
josh is gonna do it this year bros, just you wait
>>153011099I can't even eat food while watching my team, the anxiety is so strong
>I was going to say the toughest part is just being in and out, That’s probably the toughest part, is it just lingering around. It’s one of those injuries that it’s not going to heal up until I’m fully rested and done, and I can’t do that right now, obviously. So, just getting it back to being manageable. >But yeah, just any explosive movements [are the toughest parts], honestly.t.ricky.pearsallhe is going to re-injure himself on the first play lmao
lotta people gonna be mad when the bills win today
my joshie ;)
lotta people gonna be happy when the bills win today
>>153011249sounds like he'll give it a shot
>pedoknees found eckerKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>153011247Same. I'm a raging alcoholic but I only drink water when my team plays
Bros, why am I feeling so much dread?
>>153011317Because half your team is dead
>>153011279wuss
have you ever driven in houston. it’s bad
>>153011317Because of pic related
>>153011342It’s heaven compared to Atlanta.t. Lived in both
>>153011354fucking grim
>>153011370This is illegal here in Canada. Do you want me to get arrested?
Where is the redzone thread?
galveston is pretty shitty but fun
>>153011392In hell.
>>153011249He's had that PCL injury for almost the entire season. He'll probably catch one pass then pull himself out of the game
Where is the Ryback thread?
gonna be a dumpster fire for the bills today
the gary bears
>>153010839What team is this?
>>153011099>my heckin kiddo
buncos don't stand a chance and are going to be the first 1 seed embarrassed at home this weekend.
>>153011099These people can't be real....they can't be
>>153011447why is there a major push for this? didnt they rebuild soldier field in its entirety in like 2012?
100% chance both #1 seeds lose
100% chance this bussy loses its virginity
>>153011207Kek oh no no no
Scott Hansen is definitely pounding donuts this weekend and to cope with lack of attention
>>153011458the Gary Bears
Broncos are going to realize that they need to draft another qb after today.
>>153010758They're the Rutgers of pro football
>>153011498High. Joshie is elite and Darnold is sus
Bills are going to realize that they need to draft another qb after today.
>>153011531He can pound my donut any day
>>153011480Agreed. He don't need no oxygen
If Josh doesn't win the Super Bowl it's time for the Bills to move on because he's holding them back. No Mahomes, no Lamar, no Burrow.
>>153011380it's a literal felony in the state of texas
Chad Staffgod > Trash Allen
>DA WEATHER WILL SURELY SAVE MY BIG BAD BEARSIES FROM A SHIT DEFENSE AND MULATTO FAG QB WITH A 50% COMPLETION RATE!!!
Just downloaded some fresh 'jaks for the 'ead
>>153011581Easy on the zest
Sherman was right, Crabtree was a sorry receiver.
>>153011489it has never been rebuilt, it was renovated in the early 2000s and it was still outdatedthey want to build a new, domed stadium that they control and are able to use year round
49ers Seahawks is such a forced fake rivalry.
>>153011576This, Allen is holding McDermott back.
>>153011576I'm retarded btw
>>153011610the fuck are you talking about? the stripped the entire stadium down to the field and and built a new one around itthats hardly a renovation
>>153011576Yeah trade him to the Lions or something and start over. No point in having a blue chip quarterback if the team around him can’t win. Rebuild and draft another quarterback in a few years
>>153011590thank you for your service
unreal that my bears are causing this much butthurt, let alone in january. god bless ben johnson
You now remember the bungles went 30 years without winning a playoff game
>>153011576He's been carrying that shit roster and HC that the Bills have
>>153011648>renovated
>>153011576>no BurrowThe Bungles haven't made the playoffs in 3 years, why are they still included in these conversations?
>thank you for your service
>>153011702Go easy on him, he’s a lifelong Bears fan of one year
>>153011659They're the Ivy League of the NFL
>>153011708Because Burrow is good you fucking retard
>>153011684you now remember the arizona cardinals exist
>>153011577What a cuck police state
>>153011702yes, renovatedsee how the walls are still up? sorry that you're a retard who doesn't understand the difference between renovation and rebuild
Dolphins haven’t won a playoff game since before 9/11
>>153011750I'm not denying that, but people are acting like the Bengals are this playoff roadblock team the same way the Chiefs are when they have done jack shit since losing the SB. They're a bad team that just happens to have a really good QB and WR 1/2, but Burrow isn't out there playing defense
>Lifelong Bears fans of one year rushing to Wikipedia to learn about their team’s loreKek they really are worse than queef fans
>Dolphins haven’t won a playoff game since before 9/11
>>153011243Reasonable chuckle.
I hope they pay Cook a shit ton of money, dude is taking a mauling every single week
>>153011802
>>153011795(You)
>>153011760yes i see how retarded you are. they built an entirely new stadium inside the outer perimeter of the old stadiumits less than 25 years old. building a new stadium for your team every 25 years is not sustainablei mean thats like tearing down your entire house but leaving the fence and saying it was renovated
>>153011795>>153011802>bears obsessed fag creating his own headcanon strawmanDa Bears have always had soul and I've been watching them every sunday since 2001.
>>153011796He’s still an elite qb that WOULD be a road block if they made it into the tournament, he’s already beaten Allen in the playoffs before. The fact that he isn’t there doesn’t change that The point is just highlighting the fact that there are no other elite QBs in the playoffs so Allen has no excuse
Ravens are winning the superbowl next year with Stephanski
>>153011839The Houston Texans are preparing to build a new stadium, they have only existed since 2002
>>153011802makes sense since >we are the new chiefs. the dynasty is imminent, when you walk outside you're going to see ordinary people wearing bears gear now.
>>153008509Not only are there only 17 NFL games vs 100+ MLB, individual NFL possessions are also wildly different. An offense and defense play differently in the red zone vs on their own 20. In baseball, besides runners on base and out, each at bat is very similar. There’s just so many variables that, besides high level stats, it’s hard to use predictive analytics in the NFL.
>>153011863>we are the new chiefsbased because it's true.
>>153011863Kek and lmao
>>153011882imagine bring proud of being the new refbabbies
>>153011850>He’s still an elite qb that WOULD be a road block if they made it into the tournamentThey lost to the fucking Browns and were shut out by a mediocre Ravens team I'm not taking anything away from Burrow but the Bengals are a terrible team
>>153011858ok well i guess the kingdome was only 24 years old but im not sure thats apples to apples. that was a monstrosity
>>153011863>Lucks into one playoff win
>>153011919>>153011919New
>>153011856who are they drafting at QB?
>>153011919>>153011919>>153011919
>>153011917They also beat both teams in the same season you're talking about. Blew out the Ravens even
>>153011839Soldier field has the lowest stadium revenue in the NFL iirc, and they can’t build on top of the current site because of the Friends of the Park nonprofit kvetching at any lakeshore construction. That’s why the owners want to move to a new location. I wish they wouldn’t become dome babies but whatever
