Awkward day for the Chairman edition.>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread: >>153004915
Inshallah its an Abi yusho
Shameful day for yokozuna and ozeki. Evil spirits are clearly running a mock. Strong shiko and plenty of salt tomorrow needed to cleanse them.
>>153031602nothing can cleanse the generational shame of both yokozuna and both ozeki losing on the one day within a career the emperor attends a basho. The shame of this is unbearable.
>>153031442I hope the Emperor took his Cup back home with him to his palace. He’ll bring it back one day when the sport proves itself more deserving
>>153031611When was the last time every ozeki and every yokozuna lost? I feel like I've never seen this before
>>153031641Not counting fusen losses, Natsu 2024, Day 1 https://sumodb.sumogames.de/Results.aspx?b=202405&d=1
The recent fuckup greatly upending the situation in Heaven, spirits demand retribution.Both ozeki and yokozuna alike have to go. However, there still should be two ozeki and two yokozuna from the roster of those who are beneath.Who do (you) pick to restore the honor of the discipline?
>>153031657Huh, I guess I have seen it. Wild how different the line up was then, feels so long ago
>>153031665Conveniently, we already have four former ozeki in the division, but Ura can also be yokozuna, if he wants.
anybody got a webm of that lady putting her boots on that was randomly shown on the broadcast for a couple seconds?i want it for shitposting purposes
>>153031665I'm a stick in the mud. There only needs to be 2 ozeki. I pick Kirishima and Takayasu.
>>153031665anyone but fucking hakuoho/hakunofuji, that was a faggot maneuver and he knows it.
>>153031692No, but looking for it lead me to this random webcam of an amateur French club. lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkSBx2Idzxk
>>153031706You're a salty bitch and you know it.
>>153031714Salty bitch who knows a faggot when he sees one.
>>153031747I bet you do, love.
> GO STUNT-ACK!!!!!!!!!
>>153031747He beat Onosato the same way he beat him before. It's not like he did something different specifically to target the shoulder (not that he shouldn't do that anyway, Onosato chose to fight injured). Was he supposed to change tactics specifically to avoid his shoulder?
>>153031710what's Yakub doing there
>>153031641>>153031657tfw there was a total sanyaku death day in 2006https://sumodb.sumogames.de/Results.aspx?b=200609&d=6
>>153031772>the way she caressed his ass then hugged his hip afterward
>>153031692Best I could find, espAnon.Also, I heard the audio this time.>Wakanohana: Ah, are wa Abi jyanai, desu ne.
>>153031785his best!
>>153031790Kisenosato and Miyabiyama did their job.
>>153031692Here you go.
>>153031851camerman gooning
>>153031851god what a babe
>>153031851pure soul camerawork
>>153031772yaocho
>>153031889> slow and then sudden pan on the wrestler's unbothered, tired face> woman with an obscured face in the background preparing for something, is she the girlfriend, is she being fought over, is it the cameraman's target, has she been channeling the evil spirits that caused the ozeki to lose> shot of the wrestler abruptly leaving nigga channeled Sergio Leone, crystallized kino
>>153031851This was fucking great.
>>153031851>mfw women
Kazuma-bastards, we're recovering
>abi showed the emperor how it's doneTRUST THE FLOWCHART
Abibis, we are winning!
>>153033150soon, the world will be overrun with demons at the behest of our Infernal Abilord
what is YOUR style of sumo, anon-san?
>>153033180Whatever kind this is, but the opposite.
>>153033180henkamaxxingif they make physical contact with me, i lose
