Rat Patrol Edition
>>153035545hi where is everyone
>>153036119Giving my reffies a blumpkin to pump them up for the games
It is socially acceptable for a man to cry during a postgame interview. It’s like a soldier crying that his buddy just got blown to smithereens.
>>153036119im gonna play vidya until the game starts
>>153036576i know we should normalize male crying, not stigmatize it
>>153035545>All of this just to lose to the Seahawks
Bearsfags, explain.
IT>Green Bay Packers2011: Lost in Divisional Round to the New York Giants2012: Lost in Divisional Round to the San Francisco 49ers2013: Lost in Wild Card Round to the San Francisco 49ers2014: Lost in NFC Championship to the Seattle Seahawks2015: Lost in Divisional Round to the Arizona Cardinals2016: Lost in NFC Championship to the Atlanta Falcons2019: Lost in NFC Championship to the San Francisco 49ers2020: Lost in NFC Championship to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers2021: Lost in Divisional Round to the San Francisco 49ers2023: Lost in Divisional Round to the San Francisco 49ers2024: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Philadelphia EaglesJUST>Minnesota Vikings:2012: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Green Bay Packers2015: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Seattle Seahawks2017: Lost in NFC Championship to the Philadelphia Eagles2019: Lost in Divisional Round to the San Francisco 49ers2022: Lost in Wild Card Round to the New York Giants2024: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Los Angeles RamsMEANS>Chicago Bears:2010: Lost in NFC Championship to the Green Bay Packers2018: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Philadelphia Eagles (Double Doink game)2020: Lost in Wild Card Round to the New Orleans SaintsNOTHING>Detroit Lions:2011: Lost in Wild Card Round to the New Orleans Saints2014: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Dallas Cowboys2016: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Seattle Seahawks2023: Lost in NFC Championship to the San Francisco 49ers2024: Lost in Divisional Round to the Washington Commanders
What prevents the broncos from bringing in the best QB available out there?
>>153036651a lot of these guys have very pretty faces
Soon...
THIS ONES FOR BO! :)
>>153036651Live view of Chicago
>>153036681the genny is living in utter fear of this kek
>>153035545I still don't see how that wasn't a catch, the ball wasn't fumbling around in his arms and there's no indication that it would have popped out of his hands if the defender wasn't there. He caught the ball and he was down, no other explanation is sufficient.
You guys ready for next week?
>Shanny wasted YEARS worth of contending rosters>49irs fags think they can just "retool"
rams might have an outside chance of beating the hawksbears stand absolutely no chance
>>153036693You lost
>>153036656>look mom i posted it again
>>153036715STUDdy Broncos
>>153036716Ready for two more lines to get added to it? I'll never let you forget how dogshit you are you subhuman flyover leadhead
>>153036693How many times must we explain it to you before your retard brain gets it? Because by my estimation, it has been explained no less than 50 times since last night. If you still don't understand, you might just be stupid.
>>153036699Bears by 40 after they won by 50 today, desu
>>153036651>in a nod to his motherIMAGINE believing this lolololol
>>153036587Play MGS4 like OP
>>153036715Seahawks blow out the Texans in a non competitive Super Bowl
Why don’t the Broncos sign Kaepernick?
most recent conference appearance
>Bears to move All-Pro Joe Thuney to left tackle to help protect Caleb Williams against Rams defensive front.Oh no no no
Why is the NFCN so bad at football?
>>153036715their playstations while the Bears and the Patriots duke it out
Bills got hosed like I haven't seen since the Bengals Chiefs AFCCG a few years ago.
>>153036602>>153036602>>153036602
>>153036729You can do what you want, man. Just make sure you send out those job applications.
Twitter has a huge following of jalensexuals who will do anything to defend his honor. Now they're attacking Josh Allen. This once really good fanbase has gotten really gay and retarded.
My Case Keenums :)
>>153036691>Caleb's biggest fan
>>153036735HE CAUGHT THE BALL YOU STUPID FUCK, THAT WAS NOT AN INTERCEPTION. ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS FUCKING LYING. IN WHAT WAY WAS THAT A FUCKING INT?
>>153036693u lost tranny
>>153036693>the ball wasn't fumbling around in his armsThe ball wasn’t fumbling around in his arms because he was pinning it against his belly/waist, he didn’t have control and the ball was taken away in the process of the catch. It wasn’t a simultaneous catch and down.
Why is nobody acknowledging that the niners had to basically play 3rd stringers + Purdy yesterday because of the massive amount of injuries to over half the team?If they had a full healthy team, the Seahawks would be at home now.
>>153036744It’s so retarded. That’s like carrying around a plunger with you everywhere because your dad was a plumber.
>>15303675328/31 teams have made an appearance since the last cowboys appearance
McVay OWNS Shitbird fuck Macdonald
>>153036766This isn't healthy, bro.
I think the Broncos should withdraw from the AFC Championship game. When my Patriots (yes, when) meet them in the AFCCG it'll merely be a formality instead of the action-packed win we're owed on the way to the Super Bowl trophy. Instead, we should be allowed to have the grudge match and victory over Josh Allen to complete the season storyline before dispatching Sam "Seeing Ghosts" Darnold in the SB.
>he's cucked out of >black qb posting
>>153036766>cheese fag still seething
>>153036693>>153036735Sean Mcdermott needs heavily fined for perpetuating this
>>153036789>3rd stringersI thought people said it was 2nd string backups. Why is it now suddenly 3rd stringers?
>>153036795>owns>2-2>.500whatever helps you sleep at night man
>>153036775Sucks
>anyone who doesnt like burrsfags spamming must be a fellow flyover subhuman
>>153036766You're a dumb faggot if you think the Seahawks blowing out the hospital squad known as the 49ers is somehow "impressive". That's something any good team should do
The Toxins are REALLY about to choke to the Stiddy Broncos, huh?
Are we expecting any good games today? Both seem like blowouts.
>>153036802any given stidday
>>153036813The 2nd string died
>>153036693
>>153035545>losing to a rookie who played with a broken ankle KWABOTY
>>153036693Going to skip the missed holding in the endzone that should have been a safety on the Bills?
>>153036827the eagles couldn't12 regular season teams couldn'tthe seahawks could twice in a row
>>153036813>>153036789You're both wrong. It was practice squad and emergency standby player personnel on the field.
>>153036810go Broncos btw
>>153036830I don't expect anything good to happen. I expect nothing to be enjoyable.
>>153036651>white """men"""
>>153036785>The ball wasn’t fumbling around in his arms because he was pinning it against his belly/waist,If he caught the ball against his belly/waist and the defender wasn't there, it would have been considered a catch but sure let's all pretend like that ripping the ball out of his arms when he's already down by contact is a legit interception lol. Just admit, you're biased and move on.
>black qbs>not being able to >black qb post
>>153036789If injuries doomed the niners once in recent years it would be bad luck, at this point it’s organizational incompetence somewhere
Brock Purdy is pretty bad
I just love seeing maga nazis like josh allen cry
>>153036855Based stoic
>*makes flyovers seethe*
Shanny is a certified BUMMcVay owns this faggot
>>153036789Everyone already knows the Niners were a hospital team, they enjoyed the bootyblasting regardless.
>>153036777Okay, yet again for the shit for brains casual monkeys:He left the ground with both feet when he initiated the catch. When you do this, you have slightly different rules for establishing possession than if your feet remain on the ground. You must touch the ground with both feet or any other part of your body that is not your hands. You must maintain complete control of the ball during the entire action of falling. You must survive THROUGH the ground. Key here being through the ENTIRE MOTION of your body landing on the ground. Not the instant your body touches it, but the entire motion of it. You establish possession when you maintain control, have touched the ground with 2 feet or equivalent, and completely survive through the ground. If you are touched during that process or before you can rise to your feet, then you are down by contact AFTER that. Not during the process of establishing possession.What happened is Cooks was trying to establish possession but before he even got through surviving through the ground, he had the ball ripped from him/it was contested. He never established possession of the ball. The defender did. And thus it is an interception.
>>153036863I guess you could say he’s purdy bad
>>153036859I’m simply explaining the ruling to you. If the ball hadn’t been ripped away in the process he likely would have caught it, but that didn’t happen. Your little “jUsT aDmiT” snide garbage is just cover for an insecure fool.
>>153036777Yes it was lol
>>153036876Both those teams are flyover
>>153036814McVay is 3-1 against McDonald, and the only loss came when the Rams were resting their starters last year in week 18. I was at that game, Garoppolo had the Hawks on the ropes kek
>>153036846Eternal regular season babby QB just like Lameme. Good enough to get you to the playoffs but not good enough to win an Owl.
>>153036814owns is strong but the Jimmy G rest game last year is fugazi
>>153036876pats are coastGODS
>>153036859>Just admit, you’re biasedA comma was incorrect there
>>153036848Nice goalpost shifting. Glad to see you know you were wrong.
>13 seconds
>>153036884>.SHUT UP!@!!!
>black qbs
>>153036876Get a job
>>153036900So are the only non-flyover cities in America are NYC, Chicago, Miami, and LA?
>>153036693>I’m a pigheaded autist and it’s everyone else’s faultFuck off loser
>>153036844also should've been a catch
Should Josh Allen get more shit for losing in the playoffs? If Lamar had that game where he had 4 turnovers he would be crucified. Especially that one fumble tha gave the broncos a free field goal in what ended up being a 3 point game.
>black qbs who are also homosexual bottoms
Despite only blitzing 10.5% of the plays yesterday, the Seahawks generated pressure on 47.4% of Brock Purdy’s dropbacks, the highest pressure rate of any game in the NFL this season.
>>153036936Get a job
>>153036892And if my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle. By your logic, when would the catch have been completed? When he stopped rolling? When he tossed the ball to the ref? When he made it to the sideline? It was the wrong call and it changed the outcome of the game.
>>153036942Get a job
>>153036939LA is flyover.
The niners were so injured yesterday they had to find a bunch of 4chan /sp/ posters and play them on the field.the xehawks are getting proud that they beat /sp/ posters
>>153036956Give me a job
Guys, I love Jason Kelce. There's nothing like curling up for some football, a few snacks, the Kelce podcast on one monitor. Life of a Showgirl playing in the background with sone cocoa.This is what the NFL is all about.
>
He's going to the Seahawks
>>153036954Get a job
>>153036956Shut up you fucking retard your whining is atrocious
Crazy how the Seahawks domination put flyovers in their place without even playing them
OH NO>MATTY ICEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>MLK Jr. died so I could get a day off in mid-January to recover from the holidays and watch playoff football without Monday morning hanging over my head like a storm cloudwhat a nice guyI can see why people like this dude
>>153036977No YOU get a job!!!
>>153036849>black qb
Josh Allen is the Justin Herbert of Joe Burrows
>>153036951Midwest has to have something. Des Moines is a joke, Minneapolis is always on fire from riots, Cincinnati is turning into Coontown. At least you can avoid the blacks in Chicago as long as you know what suburbs to stay in
>>153036884>You must survive THROUGH the ground. Key here being through the ENTIRE MOTION of your body landing on the ground.He fucking did, you dumbfuck. He had control of the ball at this point.>Not the instant your body touches it, but the entire motion of it.The instant his body touched the ground, he was down by contact because he had firm control of the fucking ball. Fuck off with this shit. >You establish possession when you maintain control,He maintained control>have touched the ground with 2 feet or equivalenthe literally did>and completely survive through the groundhe did this>If you are touched during that process or before you can rise to your feet, then you are down by contact AFTER that.By the time the defender started to take the ball away, this process was completed. You can't take the ball away from somebody who is ALREADY DOWN.>What happened is Cooks was trying to establish possession but before he even got through surviving through the ground, he had the ball ripped from him/it was contested. He never established possession of the ball. The defender did. And thus it is an interception.Now you're just completely rewriting what happened. Complete fucking bullshit, the league needs to come out and admit their dumb mistake.
>>153037018could we have a nice webm of the catch
>AIEEEEEEE SAVE US COLD
>/nfl/ - Job Hunting Edition
>>153036693DEZCAUGHTTHATBALL
>>153037018Bills fans are the most insufferable faggots in the league right now, arent they?
>>153036884>before he even got through surviving through the groundand when does that end? the whole act of rolling over was extraneous, proceeding after the act of absorbing the impact of ground contact establishing possession.
Hey zoomers,Why don’t you get a job?Why don’t you have a girlfriend?Why don’t you take a break from playing video games?Why don’t you learn how to drive a car?Why can’t you order food from real people?Why can’t you crack open an egg?
>>153037030It's Sunday, bro
>>153036984Concession accepted.
>>153037036You would think they would have gotten used to losing in the playoffs in humiliating fashion but they still bitch and complain just as much as ever
please don't make fun of bearsfags they just got their nails manicured and might damage them if they have to type angrily
>>153037036I'm not even a Bills fan, I just want this corrupt ass league to make the right calls in big moments.
hou/bos thread >>153036997>>153036997
>Bills
>40 year old manchild oldfag hours Kek
I’m rooting for the Burrs today just so I can watch them get decimated by the Xhehawks
>>153036710this. rams are the only team left that can beat the seahawks. the rest of the league and everyone ITT should be praying the rams win today
>>153036651Painted nails is weird. It ALMOST feels like something that could work for men. It is sort of like how earrings can still work for guys and such when they're pretty feminine.But I say almost, I think it would take a while for people to really not immediately associate it with homosexuality.
>>153037036I'm a Bengals fan so I know the pain of being cheated by the reffies.
I am very worried about the Pats vs Texans game. I just cannot accept CJ Stroud having any possibility of being in the Super Bowl, and yet I believe they're going to win.
>>153037018>He fucking didIncorrect. Watch the play again. The defender is contesting the ball and he has only JUST touched the ground, not survived the ground.>The instant his body touched the ground, he was down by contact because he had firm control of the fucking ball.Incorrect. Not how possession works. If you leap to catch a ball, you can't establish possession in midair no matter how firm your control on the ball is and you don't establish possession the moment you touch the ground or it would literally be impossible not to survive the ground. You'd know this if you thought about it for a second and weren't very fucking stupid, but here we are.>He maintained controlIncorrect.>he literally didYes.>he did thisIncorrect.>By the time the defender started to take the ball away, this process was completed.Incorrect.>You can't take the ball away from somebody who is ALREADY DOWN.Correct. He wasn't down by contact at that point. You can't be down by contact if you haven't established possession.>Complete fucking bullshit, the league needs to come out and admit their dumb mistake.Or maybe you need to realize you're stupid and wrong.
>>153037052Grind never stops
>>153037070You sound like a fucking toddler>WHY>WHY>WHY>WHY>WHYYouve been given 100 explanations and you keep asking why like a two year old because you cant accept basic facts that your team lost, the call was legitimate, and everyone in your family is disappointed in you
>>153037088It’s considered gay in America to use moisturizer. I think we’re far away from panted nails being acceptable.
>>153037105>wall of textI’m not reading allat. Massive cope.
>Russ bends the knee to genuflect back into Seattle's good graces as he is forced into retirement this off-season KWABHe's so scared of losing "the guy" status in Seattle lore (he doesn't realize he already did).
>>153037087>can't beat the bears>b-but they'll beat the seahawks
>>153037135Kys and stop posting then
i hope the bears win today so that more of their fans get locked into this pro faggot psyop humiliation ritualthey'll get raped against the seahawks anyway
>>153037147No, I don’t think I will.
>>153037125I think it depends how a man says it. If they're like:>"Yeah, I got this shit I gotta put on my face at night cause my skin is fucked"Then every guy accepts that even if its literally just moisturizer. But if you're like:>"Yeah, so every night I make sure to apply my moisturizer to soften my skin..."You do come across as a fruit.
maybe the Bills could've squeaked in the SB but does anyone really believe they'd beat that Seahawks team?
How much money did this faggot lose last night, Jesus Christ
>>153037139Getting an Emmanwori jersey just to contributing to making him the definitive #3 in Seattle.
>>153037117You need to get a job, anon. Your parents would be happier. Why is the concept of employment, even a part time job, like kryptonite to you?
>Billsfag is still bitching a day laterJust let it go bro this is not healthy. Take the L with whatever dignity you have left. Take a break and go to the gym and try and get a girlfriend so you stop crying about football on an anime image board.
>>153037139You know, it IS possible for Russ to feel genuine emotions. I agree this is probably because he is gonna be retiring and he is in a sentimental mood, but I don't know if this is cynical lol.
>>153037175Get a job
coach primate
>>153037155Your loss hand fucker
>bearsfags only hope to win against a decent team is muh weather>moving to a dome????
>>153037135I don't care and your own response was just as long as mine. I care about correcting retards. I don't care if you actually read it or learn anything from it as long as people with some level of intelligence do.>rawrgblglrarbl look at how retarded and angry I am surely I will convince people I'm right if I refuse to listen to anything
Being pissed off and mad your team lost is, at most, a 24 hour thing. If you're not over it by then then you're legitimately letting the sport effect your life too much>inb4 casualYou're gonna turn into one of those eagles fans that beats their children after a loss.
Xhehawks beat up on 49ers 4th string and now they think they're hot soup.
>>153037185I don’t work on Sundays I have a grown-up job little bro
and there it is
>>153037191Kek gottem
>>153037172>Repurposing an old Wilson jersey with a new nametag
>>153037173Get a job
Pats are gonna get BOOTY BLASTED and Brady will carry the buncoes to another ring
Just had one of those poops where it's one giant log that feels like it has spikes so you have to let it out slow because you'll probably tear something if you just force it out.I'm ready for the game to start now.
>>153037148>>153037191I would kek so heartily if they move to Gary, Indiana and all those painted-nails having fruits have to drive to the most wretched hive of niggatry in America to watch their Bears play.
>>153036667>nooo you have to feel devastated because your team lost in the divisional round against the 1 seed with a team filled with injuries in a dead cap year no
>>153037231If they build a stadium there they will make sure the surrounding area is clean at least, by force if necessary. No one will stand in the way of the glorious NFL.
Why don’t Billsfags rightfully spank Josh Allen?
>>153036656>Detroit Lions:>2011: Lost in Wild Card Round to the New Orleans SaintsAfter Stafford literally carried them into the playoffs with the 29th ranked defense.>2014: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Dallas CowboysMost egregious and blatant refball in the history of the sport.>2016: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Seattle SeahawksMore refball.>2023: Lost in NFC Championship to the San Francisco 49ersYeah, the Lions blew it.>2024: Lost in Divisional Round to the Washington CommandersBetrayed by arch traitor Ben Johnson.
>>153037172i feel like russ is in the ring of honor no matter what but what happens in the seahawks win multiple super bowls and emmanwori is mvp of at least one of them?
It’s hilarious how Josh Allen collapses whenever the opposing team shuts down James Cook
>Patriots linebacker Christian Elliss was fined $17,389 for a facemask penalty in the second quarter of last Sunday’s wild-card win over the Los Angeles ChargersThat's gay as fuck.
Randy Moss looking/acting especially N today
>>153037247if it makes you feel better wionsbro they're the least fraudulent team in the fraudulent divisionyou raped the bears twice, they just got lucky
>>153037211
>>153037205Stop lying zoomieYou don’t work at allGet a job you lazy shit. Streaming video games isn’t a job
>>153037247>2016Stafford had a broken hand and rb1 was Zach Zenner
>>153037245He has been getting shit all day from people. The only problem is that the criticism instantly became muddied because it was:>IMAGINE IF [Insert Black QB Here] PLAYED LIKE THISfrom every black person on TV, on Youtube, Twitter, Blusky, Grindr, and Justin.tv and at this point the discussion is more about if Josh Allen counts as black or not than his actual play.
>>153037088The only men that can paint their nails are goths and rockstars
>>153036651we just cain now with extra zest
>>153037229>stand up after releasing the asshole wrecker>pants fit better now
>>153037279Get a job
Josh Allen is the black version of Lamar Jackson.
>>153037245>PLEASE HATE ALLEN, CHUDS
>>153037251Kam played for 8 years.That's probably the baseline for Nick.
>>153037251The narrative will shift. Rus pissed off the generation that he gave wins to, and the next generation will only remember this team. Rus was carried to the super bowl by his strong defense, and the defense is dominating this year too. D line players are critically underrated but it's not hard to see him perform miracles when you're watching through short form videos that focus entirely on his play.
>>153037243This. It’s just one phase of the master plan to price the darkies out of all that delicious lakefront property and force them all into highrise projects in Orland Park.
>>153037303Nice that somebody gets it. I feel like I can jump higher, too.
Billsfag bet his rent money and will be homeless in 2 weeks
>>153037203>>153037240lmao muh injuries copeif only you have fred warner and george kittle you def would have scored more than 0 TD in 8 quarters
>>153037297>goths>real men
>>153036744KEK they really do
>>153036789Nah idk about that and im a Niners fan. This roster had a bunch of holes to fill after losing all those players last season. Even without the injuries I don't think they beat this Seahawks team. Maybe it wouldn't be such a blow out but that's about it
>>153037313>>153037251do what the mariners did and retire the number twice with two names on it
Three fumbles, two inside the own 40 which spotted 6 pointsTwo interceptions include one immediately after the defense forced an interception at midfield and to win the game in overtimeFour total turnovers 0/9 on deep field throws including two walk in touchdowns to win the game
drake maye looking zesty today
Tedy Bruschi just saved a litter of puppies from a burning van in the parking lot. What a player.
>>153036948
>>153037348allen is the reason they lost, not bo nix, not brandin cooks, not the zebras
>>153037339Kek my man carries a purse in honor of his grandma lmfao
Should I make my frozen pizza now or at halftime?
Has anybody been to an actual game? I have severe autism and social anxiety. I couldn’t sit there for hours let alone be able to scan my ticket. I had a meltdown getting into Disney World when I was a kid.
>>153037357Bo Nix would just run away in fear even without the fire.>his ankleSorry, I meant hobble away in fear.
>>153036862It is literally Shanahan's fault. The guy is notorious for running really intense practices, drills, workouts, etc.>But that is based!The guy has said on camera "The only way to avoid injury is to build up callouses. You have to build those up via the hard practice, repetition and training."It clearly does not work. The 49ers are constantly one of the most injured teams and have had several deep playoff runs and regular seasons derailed because of massive injuries. He doesn't understand how it works.
>>153036862THISthe niners will NEVER WIN A SUPER BOWL with purdy, CMC, kittle and bosa. its time to blow it up
>>153037362Soulless brown eyes
>local news covering Broncos x umamusumehttps://youtu.be/AZnFw9ATkq0
>>153037368Definitely halftime.
Bears?
>>153037370I went with my dad and brother to a Steelers game once. It was okay. Honestly there is a lot of waiting. You have to get there early. You have to get to your seat early. You sit there the entire fucking time and guess what? Commercial breaks and replays feel like they take 10x longer when you're not able to tab over to /sp/ or something else during them.I think during a really exciting playoff game it would be a super cool experience, but it was just some regular mid season game so it was pretty whatever.
>>153037376it's not players it's coachingand it still baffles me that cmc missed more games than not in carolina and now he's been fine in sf for 2 or 3 whole seasons
>>153037384If those two were like ten years younger...
>>153037203It was the 5th string
>>153037368>>153037387It'll probably take longer than 15 minutes to cook. You should probably set it to preheat before halftime starts and go throw it in when there are like 2 minutes left in the half. That way it can be out and sit for a few minutes before you cut it and eat it during the second half.
>>153037366Allen is always going to do what he does. His style of play is turnover-prone. The team and the plays need to be built around this and they’re not, that’s the problem.
>>153037370I live over 300 miles from the nearest stadium, and I hate spending money. I would have to already be in the same city as an NFL game, and it would have to be one of those $30 tickets.
Hear me out.
>>153037332never said that
>>153036876>still nowhere close to NFL Championship leaderskwab
>>153037318>>153037139I have no ill will toward Russ, it evaporated the second it was clear how big a disaster Denver had on their hands. Seattle got all his good years!
>>153037384America is healing
>>153037377>t. arshdeep
Unless the Bears win, it’s gonna be the end of the Flyover meme for the season. Welp it was good while it lasted bros
>>153037403>it's not players it's coachingwhat? lmao are you touched in the head? its entirely about the players. there is only so much coaching and scheming and motivating can do if you dont have the raw talent and brains on the field
>>153037436>muh plumberball trophieskek NFCNegros
>Josh clearly gets his leg, shoulder, and head fucked up last week>Probably concussed but they're never gonna take him out during a playoff game>Literally say in this genny that he is hurt and it will cost them vs the Broncos>Proceeds to go and play terribly the next game, not able to hit the deep ball, making bad decisions, fumbling, etcI am not saying I am a correct genius, but many others are!
>>153037440Cope
>>153037384Everyone knows that Bo Nix is just Tokai Teio
>>153037377Perfect for mindbreaking system babby QBs
>>153037370my team's tickets are like $120 minimum so i've only gone 2 or 3 timesit's a very different experience without the tv lines on the field, the sounds are cooler but it's harder to tell what's happeningthe perspective of looking down the field instead of from the side is cool, they should do this more often on tv
My mom had sex with lots of men, so I will also have sex with lots of men as a tribute to her.
>>153037370i went to my first game in 2024 i guess it was, my friend for some reason had his bachelor party in cleveland and we went to the giants browns game (he's a giants fan)it's fun to get drunk with your friends at the game but you can barely see shit, the game takes forever, commercial breaks take so long. watching on TV is 1000x better
>>153037440Caleb is a classic metrosexual, a term which’s seemed to die in culture and relevance
>>153037451>plumber era>somehow da bears and packers are good thoughlogic isn't a coastie strength
>we beat our fellow flyover trash so we're good
>>153037370Never been to football game but I've been to a bunch of baseball games and I didn't feel much anxious at all and one of those was a world series game
>>153037477Bear down
>>153037437its crazy it only took 2 seasons without carroll for the seahawks to return to the NFCCG. he had too much power and should have been let go or demoted 4 seasons earlier
>>153037477#SlutLikeMom
vrabel and ryans are the definition of rah rah
>>153037459pic related is the literal face of the Jordan Brand in the NFL btw
>>153037476The angles they choose are deliberate to give the least accurate information on every play. It makes it more dramatic when half the time you can't even see if the guy really caught it until the replay.Then you watch the all 22 and you don't even need replays cause you can just see it.
>>153037482>metrosexualFake word by closeted raging faggots
>>153037434He genuinely can't even throw with his right arm anymore.
>>153037449sf has not collected many injury prone playerssf coaching destroys the players they collectcoaching is responsible for the team being injured year after year after year after year
>>153037403>it's not players it's coachingLol Saleh and Shanahan carried this teamLook at the Eagles they have the best roster and they lost because their OC is a retard
>Destroys the Niners
>>153037417Naruhodo, pizza sage
>>153037499Agreed, they both are just made to sit on the sidelines, flex, yell, hug guys, cry, etc.
>>153037213kwab seething tranny
>>153035545allen hate watch been goooodddddd
dreaming about darnold plowing my wife’s bussy as i watch
>>153037494He just needed to fuck off and let based John make the important decisions. I love Pete, but moving on is the smartest move the org has made in a long time, and they made it at the right time.
>>153037518Grant Cohn is this you?
See you all on the other side
>>153037477KEK
>>153037531I fucked your dad
haha i'm watching the NFL on youtubes, i'm literally a CRIMINAL bwahahahahahahaha
>>153037540yep, pete was in charge of and had final say on player personel. 2 drafts without him and look at us now
>>153037494>>153037540All old coaches are like that, man. Eventually you gotta go. Belichick, Carrol, Tomlin, Harbaugh. You just can't stay in one place that long in this game.It wouldn't shock me if in 3 seasons you see the Steelers competing in the Championship and they have a dynamic offense leading the league in scoring. Or the Ravens suddenly seem way more competitive in the 'offs in 1-2 years.
how many tonight?
>>153037551Are these two rams best friends? :)
I don’t like black qbs but I hope the Texans win because the Pats haven’t paid the poverty price for having success and a dynasty. They need to go back to the basement for at least another 10 years.
>>153037540>JS was actually GOAT tier all along>'10-'12 wasn't a fluke >It's all Pete's fault
>>153037584I want to see the Texans get to a Super Bowl. Would be cool to see considering how little they've achieved in their short history.
>>153037584I disagree. If the Pats win the SB I think it immediately changes the landscape of the NFL. I think what it does is finally show people rebuilds DO NOT take 5-10 years. That if you have a QB and a coach together for 2 years and you haven't seen anything you need to make moves. All of these teams that are still rebuilding after 10-20 years need a wake up call.
>>153037605He managed the Jays to the world series and the Seahawks to an owl in the same season, greatest manager of all time.
>>153037370I’ve been to at least a Rams game each of the last 3 years or so. I would still rather watch from home. I honestly don’t think the PA or the way the stadium tris to hype up the fans is kind of cringe. Neither I, or my friends / family have money for good seats. It’s fun to support your team, and it does give you a better idea of what the secondary and blockers are doing. You can also just watch the Jumbotron if you want more of that TV viewing experience with the first down line and other stuff. I guess the main drawbacks are the prices on drinks ($15-20) and stadium parking, the fact that SoFi ist actually that easy to commute to. Stuff like that. Restrooms can also be terrible if you go at the wrong time.
drake bussy
>>153037583According to the website they were helping scratch each others faces with their horns, so maybe
>>153037615>I want to see the Texans get to a Super Bowl. Would be cool to see considering how little they've achieved in their short history.The Texans greatest achievement, runner up in the 2025 season to the Seahawks Hang the banner
>>153037622>think what it does is finally show people rebuilds DO NOT take 5-10 years.I've known this for a long time. People act like rebuilds are this long arduous process and you need like 4 or 5 years to get things right, motherfucker if you have a QB and a competent coach you can turn shit around in 2 years max.
WHY ARE THE GAMES AT 12pst and 330pst?what the fuck there havent been games at these times all season
>>153037651Cute <3
Why are AFCboomers obsessed with QBs?
>>153037692we have to consider greenland time now
>>153037692>pst
How do you cope knowing that the Bears have an immediate dynasty over the NFCN because their head coach mogs yours.
>Jim Cornelison to perform the national anthem at Bears-Rams NFC Divisional Playoff gameIt's going to be loud as fuck. Bears by a million.
>Ben Johnson talks a lot of tough guy shit just to get stomped by the Seahawks
Is this the last MNF intro we have to watch this season?
>>153037723post bear gifs cause they are a funny creature
>>153037712
Why do they keep paying Snoop Dogg to deliver these dogshit phoned in verses?
>>153037622I agree with you in principle but the league is definitely not better off with the Pats in the sb again. NFL rebuilds shouldn’t be taking 10 years though, I agree. Other sports like the NHL do because there are only a few positions and there isn’t much outside the top 8 except in rare lucky cases or deep drafts.
>>153037742Yeah
>>153037746if they would have just let the NY Generals into the NFL none of this would have happened
>>153037734>not MessmerI shan't be watching.
>>153037723The bears who got raped by the lions and went 1-1 against the rest of their division?
>>153037125>>153037088Painted nails work just fine on men. If the rest of you doesn't scream that you're a flaming homosexual no one thinks you're one just because you have painted nails. I sometimes get my nails done for special events. With full designs and art. All I ever get is positive comments from both men and women. Fun fact, men in general have stronger nails than women, meaning that painted nails tend to last longer on men than women.
>darnold
seahawks fans caused another quake last night during the opening kickoffthey are calling it the SHAHEED STAMPEDE
>>153037370Lots of them, my old man would take me to Cardinals games when we lived in Phoenix, got to see Superbowl 30 there, then when we moved to Chicago we would go see the Bears as well as the Cubs and Bulls playA Chiefs player threw his tape at me once after a game because I was heckling him
The day has come and so have ITime to see if we can punch our date for revenge with redemption.
>This texans defense>Rain is pouringIt is so over for the Pats LOL
>Rasms
>>153037744Should have parried the hellsweep
Jannies did their job and got rid of the kiwi as we know him.You’re next pedosnkee
Brandin Cooks and choking in the playoffs, name a more iconic duo
Lmao, Vegas believes in the Stiddy blow out
TOUCHDOWN MAYE
>>153038066Josh Allen and choking in the playoffs
>>153037231>if they move to Gary, IndianaBack in the 1990s a buddy of mine moved to Chicago and I went out to visit him. Told him I was taking the toll highway thru Gary as it shortened the distance and he warned me not to. What a shit hole.It was like driving thru a live-action production of Blade Runner, the entire city stunk like a giant fart and the highway was so full of potholes, I had to drive like I was in a Formula 1 race to dodge them.If the Bears move it's be to Indiana but it'll be someplace like the burbs in Crown Point Indiana, (where another buddy lives) where it's full of White people who work in Chicago and are Bears fans but live outside of Illinois and it's retarded lefty Dem government and outrageous taxes.
>>153037744post the whole gif where the guy kicks the bear in the nuts.
Seriously, how did the Pats get so good so fast
Which actual Superbowl rematch do would you rather see? Not considering other scenarios ofc.>Patriots/Rams>Patriots/Bears>Patriots/Seahawks>Broncos/Seahawks
>>153038326cupcake schedule
>>153038299I got you sempai
>>153038326The talent level in coaching is really bad so if you are able to actually coach these professional athletes you can get results very quickly. Its hard to make a bunch of random ngjigaboos with millions of dollars to become a cohesive unit
>>153037281>rb1 was Zach ZennerI don't want to hear no shit about Zach "The Albino Rhino" Zenner, the guy balled out.
Not posting in the autistic retard thread
>>153038326Proximity to an ocean.
Braxton Berrios is white?
>>153038448Amerimutt
>me on my way to get raped
>>153038326By getting a not-dogshit (dare I say elite?) QB and a coachable team.Also because we lost our number one draft spot and instead of getting derr coomer we got Will Campbell and Tayveon Henderson who have been awesome.
>>153038378We want the Stiddy massacre here
>>153038480>Mac in the backLOL, he is actually a funny guy. I feel like if I was in the NLF I'd have a personality similar to Mac, where is clearly white as fuck but still gets along with all the black players.
>>153037830Based
>>153038326>havnt won a playoff game since 2018>8 years>so good, so fast
>>153038326They're the biggest frauds in the league.
>>153038388lol
>>153038326>White QB who primarily passes but can move if he has to>White coach who cares about the team and culture>Jewish owner willing to spend money and stay out of the wayIt is a recipe for success.
Looking like a Pats/Seahawks owl at this point unless Stafford and gang can get it done against the bears.
>>153038378Lmao you are gonna jinx the Pats so hard m8
>>153038623They sucked last year, they are elite this year.Don't be retarded
>>153038403>The talent level in coaching is really badIndeed, a good coach is far harder to find than a good QB.
>>153038693'fraid not
>>153038715lol they are going to lose this game
>>153038811He just told you not to be retarded.
If the toxins win this game I will eat my own cum
>>153038269Nah, Indiana is a shit hole, they can just tear down and rebuild Balmoral Park in Crete and keep it in Illinois if they want to build in a shithole
Sources are telling me Dalton Schultz is stable.Please God.
>>153038986The whole point of leaving Illinois is that they keep trying to screw over the Bears for a few more tax dollars.
Lynnbros we're feasting
>>153036664The best qbavailable would only be available because they're either retired or weren't good enough to even get a backup gig. And they'd have less than a week to learn the offense. Whereas the backup who's already on the team at least was good enough to earn the roster spot and knows the offense. >but Philip RiversHappened to know the offense inside and out thanks to familiarity with the coqching staff and also was a fucking statue in the pocket who only avoided sacks because he has an unusually quick release. You're not getting those results out of anyone else
>Leave the Patriots to me
demons run when a good man goes to war...
stroud is too shit to just game manage with this texans D to win an owl. sad
>nfl lengthens the season >now you watch playoffs with even more injured stars not playing cool product
Seahawks need to prove they can beat the Rams without the refs in order to earn my respect
>fake gaye
fake gaye got a little case of fumblitis
>>153039287Rams won't even get past the Bears
Is there a QB that gets bailed out more than CJ Stroud?
is the era of the qb dominated nfl over?literally no good qbs left in the playoffs other than stafford.completely dominated by defense
FOOMBLEWhy are announcers so slow to see that shit? It took Buck a whole 30 seconds to realize there was a scrum. What is the point of announcers anyway?
>Maye in charge of avoiding horrific turnovers
God the AFC is shit, any of these three teams would get bootyblasted
>>153039392Erm my bronkies are winning the superbowl :)
>>153039373>is the era of the qb dominated nfl over?god I hope so.
>>153038269>toll highway thru GaryYou mean I-94? Anon, it’s a federal interstate highway. Just don’t exit in or around Gary. Same rule applies to any interstate through shit areas. Yeah it stinks because it’s all industrial but it’s up to hybrid federal and state funding to fix the potholes. Those Chicagoland freeways are constantly under construction, it’s probably already fixed
Bussy
>>153039373who is she?
>>153036927And there it is
THANK YOU CHARLIE KIRK!
>>153038986Indiana is like any other midwestern state. Lot of unpopulated rural areas and farmland. Lots of nice areas. A few shit areas. I wouldn’t call it a shithole
>nooooooo!!!!11!!!>tommy, oh, I mean, drakie, we will save you!!This league is so corrupt that there is no point watching.
>Defense Stroud
>it might be the texans in the AFCCGIf Josh and the Bills couldn't make it to the superb owl this year they will never make it. Cursed organization.
Texans vs Seahawks owl would be good for the league because it would help reset the retarded QB market. Teams that pay QBs don’t win chips. Brady was at no point in his career the highest paid QB.
>>153039368Wishful thinking
>white qb has scrambled more than any other in the league this yearAbout time we took someone else's job lmao
>>153040027it will be bears pats for a kino bowl
>>153039968they were never a serious owl team, the roster is dogshit and it's a crime that beane still has a job
>>153040027Hard agree. Rasm would be cool too. Stafford is a great qb but they also have a decent defense.
Is CJ Stroud retarded? He just comes off a little slow.
>>153040295his dad is a career criminal so the genes are definitely not great
CJ Stroud vs Drake Maye is the Shit vs Poop of Quarterback matchups. Stidham vs one of these cats next week will set the sport back 20 years.
>>153040295He's not the sharpest tool in the shed. Honestly if he loses us this game I hope he gets his shit snapped and kicked off the team, getting real sick of him throwing shit away literally.
>they called Bryce Young a bust and CJ Stroud eliteNever forget, it's a marathon and not a sprint.
>>153040295coward
>>153040170Their roster is perfectly fine. They have no real receiver though
>>153040295The worst thing about is that the Texans defense is so good they just need Bo Nix level QB play to win games. Fucking stroud man.
>Strood is the real Keknold
>>153039968I keep bringing this up but I legitimately cannot fucking belive that their retarded gm looked at the wide open AFC, then looked at his thin and underwhelming wr corps and perpetually injured defense and did...nothing. Because, you know, after almost a decade of futility, why go all-in on your best chance when you can just wait 'til next year. Again. If that dumbass still has a job by next week the Bills are an unserious org
>>153040501the oline and rbs are good, but the defense has seen much, much better days. drafting hairston was a good start to fixing it, but just that, a start
>>153040496Based Bryce truther
what do texan fans think of tank dell?
I'm so sick of the Patriots
I fucking hate the patriots. Get to play choke artist Herbert and then the bumbling idiot Stroud. Then gets to play Broncos without Bo Nix. Seahawks or Rams better rape them.
>>153040610the dolphins were ready to give him waddle for a 2026 1st rounder, but he counter-offered a 2027 pick and the deal fell throughthe kicker is that the 2027 draft is also projected to be significantly more talented that 2026. just inexcusable incompetence
God fucking damn it. Best defense in the league but most of the offense needs to be ceremonially killed.
Texans make it to the owl with Mills
CJ Stroud has ∞ more playoff wins than Bryce Young
>got a free win against the Chargers>getting a free win against the Texans right now>will get a free win against the Broncos next weekIT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>153040814>"without bo nix" like that's a significant downgrade
>>153040958>murdered in the owl by sam darnolditll all be worth it
>>153040680>>153040814have you tried living on the coasts instead of being an irrelevant flyover shitter?
>>153040958>murdered on the owl by caleb williamsitll all be worth it.
>Diggs is gonna win an owl with the patsJosh Allen and the Bills on suicide watch
HEY RAMS YOUR NEXT BITCH. BEARS PATS BROSHIP
The very least the pats could do is break cj's neck or legs so he has to get replaced.
has stroud just developed the yips in real time? it's like he forgot how to throw a ball across the last 3 drives
I haven't watched the Texans except today and last week. Is Stroud horrible or just going through some bad luck?
>>153041990Cold weather making it hard to throw the ball
The NFL has this illusion of close games until about the half when it's decided that someone is going to win the game
WTF happened to Stroud? He went from hero to zero so fast.
>>153039626Kay Adams
>>153042126Defenses got tape on him
>>153042001He's been particularly shitty last week and this week but honestly he's been like this his entire career. He'll occasionally hit an absolute dragon that makes everybody cum in their pants and think he's good, and then he'll throw games away at the worst possible moment. I hate him so much it is unreal. Would unironically rather have Mills in right now.
>>153042126He can't play under pressure, we've known this since last year.
>>153042126He got raped
. . . .
Stroud should be benched for his own mental health.
That's it. I'm done. I hope stroud gets shot in the fucking dick by a crazy fan. I hate this mulatto fuck so much it is unreal.
holy fucking kekthank you cj fraud for getting the heat off herbie a little bit
It would be coaching malpractice if Demeco doesn’t put in Mills after halftime
Stroud is having a Darnold-tier meltdown and somehow Maye is playing like shit and can't score.
>>153042209The RAPED
>>153042343Fuck it, leave him out there. I want them to find him looking like a jackson pollock painting with a note taped to his chest that just says "I'm sorry".
>>153042441He is playing like Nine (9) out there
Why is stroud not benched?
>>153042441Snow football & the Toxins D is still good.
I really and seriously want stroud to get violently assaulted and bullied after this game. Like outright hazing.
>>153041845>hawks pats broship>bears pats broship??? Did I miss something here?
>>153042196Ryans has to be considering benching him
Patriots aren’t even playing fucking well. Seriously. What the fuck Stroud? He has the best defense in the league. Just don’t turn it over and get field goals and you could’ve probably won after that first touchdown
Drake Maye has negative pocket awareness
My bronkies finner heem these shit teams
>>153042746He has to be considering raping and murdering him
>>153042888Only if they sign Cam
>>153042775Pats gonna luck their way to a owl at this rate
My dogshit raiders either beat or almost most of the teams left in the post season
>Texans get ONE chance to win it all riding the back of an all time defense>plays the 88th best QB in the league that's an absolute turnover machine shitter instead of just having Mills (somewhere between 30-50) game manage it up This is why there's the black coach stigma. Black coaches will always play the black QB no matter how awful
>>153043022No one was trying to beat your shit team thats the thing
CJ "The Raped" Stroud
>>153043070Gayleb was trying because he thought Christian Wilkins was still on the team
CJ "Rex Grossman" Stroud
Who are the Texans going to have at QB at halftime? Stroud? Fake an injury for him and have Mills go in?I can literally imagine the doctors 'examining' him right now looking for some soft tissue that is sore to take him out.
CJ "Geno Smith" Stroud
Raped Grossman
>>153042827She was just a Peyton bandwagon
The number of sports journalists who will criticize DeMeco Ryans for not benching Stroud:
If he's not out in the second half I'm canceling my season tickets for next year.
Seriously, pull him. Then cut his ass. Send him to the browns with the rapist. Tired of this fucking shit.
>>153041194I live in Miami
>>153043059Called it exactly. Canceling my tickets if we don't score this possession.
Maye is going to get beat by a backup next week if he plays half as badly as he has for his first two playoff games.
If they dont get this first down now I will cancel my season tickets. not joking now.
>>153044200>>153044200>>153044200WAAAY TOO EARLY GAMETHREAD
I don’t get how Maye is so trash and Stroud is somehow even worse. Fucking shoot us into oblivion.
no need to play the actual owl this year, nfc champion = world champion
Oh come the fuck on, the seahawks blew out a team missing it's best player playing 3th or 4th string backups. It doesn't mean anything
I can’t even take this game seriously any more.
patriots - rams owl who you got?
This shall be known as the foombowl
>>153044869patriots will win it sloppily, same against the burrs. only seattle has a chance to comfortably put them away
>>153044688it was actually the 7th string backups.
Stafford with that Toxins defense would be completely unfair. SNEAD you know what to do damnit
>Statty poos
>refs literally have to keep the toxins in the game>they're still dogshitFire stroud. Out of a cannon, into a volcano.
The Broncos would be in the Super Bowl if Blo Dix didn't get hurt. We chastise Blo Dix but looking at fucking Drake Maye and CJ Stroud. That's fucking grim.
Maye is the new Dalton line.
And this rate Darnold won’t even have to throw the ball since his defense will outscore whichever AFC offense makes it.
I hope he gets hit in the head with a hammer
You guys really gonna tell me that the Rams or Seahawks won't be dogwalking whoever makes it out of the AFC?
>>153045604chicago bears are booty blasting both those teams however
I feel bad for whoever wins the AFC they’re getting nasty belt in front of the entire world. These conferences are not close.
>>153045632with what good players?
>>153045669Nah, the AFC actually plays defense
>>153045632This
and for the last time this season>SO TAAAAAAAAAKE>TAKE ME HOOOOOOOME
>>153045689shh, let them think sam darnold is gonna throw for 40+ against these top tier defenses
>>153045669Mahomes was like the big brother that made the little brother conference feel tough Now big bro is gone and the liddle AFC babbies have no one to save them
any QB in the league outside of the jets and browns gives the texans a free owl lol
Bo nix wouldve bootyblasted both these shit ass teams
I miss Bo
>>153045741So would the Bills. That was the real AFCCG
It was so satisfying watching the Seahawks completely assrape the Whiners. I got tired of Plop Turdy shucking and jiving after every TD,
>>153045632based Bearstradomus
Reminder the Chiefs with a healthy Patrick Mahomes would have moped the floor with every last fraud team in the conference and probably win the Super Bowl too. You cannot prove me wrong. I can't wait for /sp/'s seething when Mahomes has his best season yet in 2026.
>>153045777At full health, the 49ers are objectively the most complete team in the NFL and you know it.
AFC sucks so fucking much. Can anyone but the Rams/Seahawks please win the super bowl??
>>153045822no they wouldn't. they already had a losing record before muttholmes got hurt bub
>>153045822>Reminder the Chiefs with a healthy Patrick Mahomes would have mopedyes they would have, but they're moping either way
>christian kirk and christian watson are not the same wr
The ballknower's Super Bowl: Fully Healthy Chiefs over Fully Healthy 49ersThese playoffs are a meme and irrelevant
>>153045874He played through an injury all year. Just wait when he's totally healthy.
>Responding to ragebait/nfl/ is so dumb
good for boutte after his tumultous college career. belichick finally hit on a wr in the draft on his way out
>>153046120New>>153046120In a few
>>153046042Incredibly gay post
>>153046002The Cheifs do have pretty good draft positioning. If mahomes is as good as his Superbowls says, then the Cheifs will be a contender again by 2027
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>>153045863Hang the banner
according to bills fans thats complete
>Bills lose>Blo Dix heemed >Toxins loseLegendary hate watch this weekend.
