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previous bones
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mma won
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I definitely wanna outlive my children... onehunnapercent
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>Boxing is checkers, MMA is chest.
Chills.
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roiding should be legal and encouraged, also socker kicks, head stomps and grounded knees should return
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>>153059418
>i hope they do the same to you
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>>153059193
Gane made him cower in fear, when fighters start laughing, that's how you know they are hurt and compromised, i'v seen this before many times, it wasn't his eyes but his busted nose that made him cower in fear, he couldn't breathe no more after Gane smashed his nose as you can see clearly, aspinal realised his gas tank won't take him further than 1 round and Gane already figured him out so he decided to cower in fear as a lost resort.

TL:DR; Gane calculated him and compromised tom's cardio
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>>153059467
gane is a generational talent when he is on. tom found that out
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tom actually comes to fight though. idk if its because hes delusional or what but still
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>>153059519
its the 'tism
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>>153059519
delusional paired with his dad and shit training partners.
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We cannot.
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they will devour us
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my nigga stype over here
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sondern
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their destruction
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>>153059649
>heems self
>ducks hides and runs away
Either way they're both embarrassing fates. You deserve to be devoured by your betters. The world doesn't need miss k-1 to continue. The brvtal trvth you still don't get... they don't want you to follow. You're useless dead weight.
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WE cannot follow THEM
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bruh youre not gonna facilitate the destruction of israel by typing alldat
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All I'm offering is the truth.
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>>153059753
250th birthday. expect the ufc white house card, the deed to greenland and jon jones deadlining it all
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Gane left Tom looking like he'd just eating some banging pasta
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why is pro MMA still a thing I thought they shut down bumfights
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He was right.
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Denmark has no fighters, sad but true, even sweden has more fighters that Denmark, these are the facts
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>>153059732
that's quite contradictory if we are to follow people's influence and we still want to talk about fraud, if it even is fraud, that is. food for thought
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EVROPA
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FACT: Indians are the most powerful fighter race
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>>153059913
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follow who
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>>153059953
them.
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OH PADDY THE BADDY
>OH PADDY THE BADDY
OH PADDY THE BADDY
>OH PADDY THE BADDY
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>>153059883
Yup makes sense from a Gane standpoint, if you look at it using a Gane lens.
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UFC will not be able to handle the Indian invasion. Your pathetic anglo saxon fighters will wilt before the dravidian onslaught. Submit now or be humiliated.
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How will Aspinall be remembered?
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>>153060085
bro how'd you scale the great firewall
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>>153060085
the white linux lewis
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goyimfc
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>>153060085
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>>153060085
So you're saying k-1 are not goys? They're all jewish fighters?
Based!
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>>153060096
中国热爱 /heem/
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finland
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>>153060185
my brother
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>>153060085
Who?
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>>153060096
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
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Jonathan Dwight Jones
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>>153060195
sup man
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Why so many asians on 325?
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WAIT
JUSTINS LAST WIN WAS FUCKING FIZIEV
FIZIEV WOULD CLAP PADDY
JUSTIN FINNER WIN
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wow he really went there huh
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GODrab said no Russians on WH card.
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merab has become the ja rule of ufc
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>JUSTIN FINNER WIN
paddy issss fuckdd
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>>153060468
Fiziev went life and death with Green.. Paddy demolished him 1st round.
Chills...
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>>153060483
Fiziev also went to legitimate war with my fucking nigger orolbai and orolbai is a psychosomatic addict insane. Gaetje finner heem
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>>153060492
wtf are y of talking about retard
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>>153060492
Gaethje is pillowfisted now. Paddy has a good chin and is probably on roids. It's all downhill for garth and I'm afraid.
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justin is going to unironically chin the cunt
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>>153060509
Yep
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>>153060514
now that that's settled who is daner feeding him to for the white house card since topuria is out
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>>153060498
I meant rebecki disregard i suck cocks
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Ciryl "Bon Gamin" Gane
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gane is going to kill gaethje that seems like a bad matchup
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>>153059418
This man will be president of the united states of america one day.
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>>153060509
Bro you're the only finn here, don't do this. You're going to look so stupid. Don't regress to an unc cazzie. The cutoff date is the weigh ins. Please reconsider. There's no coming back from this.
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>>153060556
of the finland quadfecta only one is a paddytard
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Shamil will eat them all
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>>153060556
You are the cazzie if you think the bum who snoozed a decision against Tony to be legitimate, YOU are the cazzie here, Tony had him on skates in the 3rd round, paddle was gasping for air
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>>153060523
>immona different wave length than ALL yall nilqas I ain'eem tryna win. Imma finna tryna make ART fr
https://youtu.be/lJq1iEw5yTs?t=499
Chills...
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>>153060556
There's at least 5 Finns
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>aspinall's wife going on vacation all by herself
wtf....
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>>153060591
I don't disagree with most of your argument. Paddy and garth are simply on the horse shoe theory scale of cazzie fighters. Paddy is for the new cazzie. People who legitimately think Garth is good were once into the sport but have regressed back into cazzies from listening to Rogan too much.
Garth is checked out already ready to retire. And he was never that good. Paddy simply has an edge because of size, youth and roids.
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>>153060625
marriage on'a new level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHZNFYR7pSs
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>>153060625
And to FRANCE of all places....
i wonder why
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The meta apex
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yeah aspiwoife want that dam mamba for sho
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>>153060634
Paddy has never been in a 5 round championship bout, he doesn't have the gas tank to last 5 rounds, garth does, garth went 5 rounds against max, 5 rounds against Tony, 4 rounds against poirier, he has the experience that paddle the yorkshire fatso doesn't
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>>153060704
>Words words words
Chaddy by round 1 sub
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>>153060708
can't be pilfering my post style while I'm present
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>sub
forgot paddle is just another crotchsniffer
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>>153060712
You pilfer pakdaddy poo pieces from ya Momma’s maggot minge
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>>153060729
doesn't paddy publicly hate your sort
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>>153060741
Don’t you devour Djiboudaddy dingleberries from ya mother’s festering flaps?
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Cmoooooon izzzzzy
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>>153060781
Merab wife looks older than him
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>>153060509
Let's go for that!
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>>153060085
嘿,哥们儿,你能别再冒充我了吗?
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>>153060750
>OHHHHHHHH SPAMMY HURT EM
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Newfags think Pakibong invented Daddy-posting when in reality it was Schaub who first coined it, Pakibong just adopted it, newfags ousting themselves as usual, stick to reddit
https://x.com/alexbehunin/status/1310803168419168258?s=46
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>>153060842
same as I was the first to point out aspinall compared himself to kamala before the retard turned it into some gay ruined version like it always does
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Khamzat Father
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Gaethje huffing gasoline under a road bridge
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Death is all, dreamless

In earth disappear, silent

In the arms of the universe

Death is here, sleepless
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I’m going to the fight in Vegas this week

What should I wear?
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>>153060842
This was Schaub in peak flow state. Wired in stimulants, drunk in the morning. I fear we'll never see such greatness again.
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>>153060912
fearful sadness I dread
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>>153060929
Unfortunately I'm afraid
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>>153059883
scoffed at first but then I imagined Gane saying it. It made sense
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6 days left until the ugly British Justin Bieber haired faggot dies
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SCOUSERS DON'T GET KNOCKED OU- ACK!
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What a sad faggot! Chaddy has two kids and a Mrs that let's him get baked and scoff at buffets
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Kekk never caught dirty mike spitting in paddy's face, which caused the final finishing sequence. You can see spit clearer on the stream but the bitrate/quality kept tanking when I would rewind stream to capture it.
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Finally fight week
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walk for 345 minutes, while saying 'ah yeah' with a mountain book in one hand, until a shower of light pours down
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I can't hide it anymore guys, I'm exited asf for UFC paramount!
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hmm...paramount plus does seem like a decent deal...but im thinking uhh...free
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Is Islam Makhachev a fan of Nabokov
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Did heem secure a deal to discuss Zuffa Boxing?
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>>153061350
we dont watch that shit here
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I'll watch zuffa boxing before i watch rizin ( i won't)
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60$ a year??? Hehehe no no no goyim it's 90$ a year now, buy quickly!
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You're telling me you DON'T want to watch Callum Walsh fight the bum of the month?
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Undefeated as an amateur and currently 6-0 as a pro at just 21 years old, Ukraine's Artur Minev is one of many lightweights to make this year's list.
Minev is a technical and well-rounded fighter with heavy hands and natural finishing ability, but what impressed me most was finally seeing him extended in a five-round affair and having to answer adversity (passing both tests).
I would still like to see Minev continue to raise his level of competition steadily, but I wouldn't be shocked to see him given a shot on Dana White's Contender Series sooner rather than later.
Luckily for Minev supporters, we won't have to wait long to see him in action as the Ukrainian competes at Fury FC this weekend opposite Bellator veteran Derek Campos.
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>>153061421
Didn't Dana say the entire UFC staff had to do an intervention with him for his gambling problem
Why is Hunter Campbell playing slots with him then
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>>153061421
gimme another tousand chips
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One of the more popular prospects in recent years (and for good reason), there was no way I was going to snub Patrick Habirora from this list.
An insanely experienced and accoladed amateur competitor, it's difficult to deny – both on and off paper – that Habirora is UFC-ready. From wins over UFC vets like Danny Roberts and Kevin Joussett, it won't be hard for Habirora to get people's attention with the highlight finishes he's been producing.
A natural fighter with insane speed and proprioception to boot, Habirora can place pinpoint devastation on the front or backfoot. "The Belgium Bomber" has vicious ground and pound from topside, and appears have a strong clinch and guillotine game as far as counter wrestling goes.
Habirora currently fights for the PFL and does not have a bout scheduled at the time of this article.
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Dana Black
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Would love to do this with one of you annoying subhumans
Would laugh so hard while i break all your bones KEK
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Despite the UFC's lack of non-title lightweight main events, fighters like Nikita Leshukov remind us that the 155-pound division remains one of the most talent-stacked weight classes in the sport.
A member of the unheralded Boxing Squad in France, Leshukov looks incredibly technical and composed in all phases. Whether he's working through the clinch or launching lightning-fast spinning assaults, the Moldovan fighter appears unfazed when dealing out his dexterous game.
Leshukov looks like he has the skills to hang in the big show, and I look forward to seeing his development. Leshukov fights for the vacant CFFC lightweight title next month.
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eastern euros be like check out this animal dying LOL
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As impossible as it was to whittle down a massive prospect list to twenty spots, it was difficult to do better than Ezra Elliott.
Despite being a wrestler since childhood, Elliott didn't hit my radar until I interviewed him post his quick victory at LFA 203 last year. Elliott has since reeled off two more finishes in said time, showing off his inherent back-taking and submission sensibilities.

The Illinois native also has a wicked front-choke game to go along with his grappling transitions, but I'd like to see the American steadily sharpen his striking as he continues to gain experience. Luckily for Elliott, he appears to be surrounded by one of the best camps (particularly for talent around his weight class) with the MMA Lab.
Elliott shows early signs of both walking the walk and talking the talk in a way that will surely get the UFC matchmaker's attention, so don't be surprised to see him on the Contender Series in the future.
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Despite being in the winter of his twenties, there was no way I could deny Salamat Isbulaev a spot on this list.
Labeled as the best amateur prospect in Russia by well-respected folks who follow the region a la accounts like "Fedor's Nephew" on X, it's not hard to see why there are strong hopes for Isbulaev (who has Kazakh roots).
Stylistically, Isbulaev reminds me of Petr Yan in the way in which he so fluidly transitions through all the phases, particularly in and out of the clinch.

Isbualaev was recently signed to the PFL and will face Jesus Pinedo next month.
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>>153061461
Because you're frustrated you're a manlet pillowfisted bitch. Lol even the monkey is heeming a smaller monkeylet... Aren't you always manlet posting? This video is very disrespectful to manlets.
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UK sistas be like aghhhhhhhhh why did you stab me Muhammad.....ack
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>>153061373
We WILL buy it soon enough. All of us will be watching legally. Forensic watermarking is gonna be stepping up here soon. The broadcaster like ESPN/Paramount are going to be able to instantaneously shut down the streamer's personal espn/paramount accounts instead of playing whack a mole trying to shut down the streaming sites they host on.
>>153061373
It was never 5 dollars a month. You WILL buy it, thoughbeit. Forensic watermarking is getting insane. From what I can tell, the broadcaster like ESPN/Paramount are going to be able to instantaneously shut down the streamer's personal espn/paramount accounts instead of playing whack a mole trying to shut down the streaming sites they host on.
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>>153061503
>a real heem historian
I'll rape your stupid mother after i do that to you and then when she shits out another son I'll do the same to him
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Making the cut in the always-exciting bantamweight division is the latest product from the Bonfim Brothers camp, Daniel Araujo.
Araujo, who first caught my eye in person at LFA 203 when he upset Ramazan Temirov's brother as a decent-sized underdog, has become a fighter whom I'm very excited to see grow.

A heavily experienced amateur boxer who went 7-1 was a pro (only losing a contentious split decision), Araujo appears to have a natural aptitude for MMA. From competent stance-shifting to his propensity to work the body, there's a lot to like about Araujo's game.
Araujo also appears to be well-trained on the ground considering the contemporaries he works with, but I expect we'll see more of his depth as his competition progresses. Araujo is currently scheduled to face Derick Borges at LFA 225 at the end of January.
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Giving Canada some representation on this list is welterweight prospect Adam Posener.
Although Posener is still young at 6-0, he did turn in an undefeated and accoladed amateur career on the Canadian regionals. More importantly, Posener looks the part given both the urgency and effectiveness of his style.
The UFC may not-so-secretly favor exciting strikers as far as promotion and recruitment go, but there's no denying Posener's submission skills and overall game (which is still developing).
Posener is the current welterweight champion for the BFL in Canada, but has no title defense scheduled at the time of this article.
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Although I try my best to tune out the hype, it was difficult not to shout out Ansar Khamzaev on this year's list.

Initially appearing on most people's radar after Brendan Allen hyped him on Joe Rogan's podcast, Khamzaev backed up the talk behind him by going on an impressive 4-0 run in 2025, finishing a majority of said fights.
Khamzaev appears to be a dangerous striker from all ranges, but can also hold his own as a grappling training partner with UFC-level middleweights like Reinier De Ridder or the aforementioned Allen.

Khamzaev currently competes in the LFA, so he's in the perfect place to continue to build on his young career.
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Dana White should freeze himself like Walt Disney
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>>153061461
what the heck
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Despite not having a lot of amateur experience, Gabriela Fujimoto has fought all of her fights (thus far) on the LFA stage.

From Fujimoto's composure to her solid positional awareness, it's easy to see why the Brazilian has been able to stay undefeated. That said, when Fujimoto smells an opportunity to finish, she's not afraid to commit and close the show.
Fujimoto shows solid clinch takedowns and uses her strength and skills well to stifle and strike from topside. I also like that Fujimoto shows signs of proactive head movement, but I am still curious about how her striking will develop.

Although I was admittedly hoping that Fujimoto would swim toward the UFC's direction, her next fight will take place at ONE: Fight Night 40 in February.
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>>153061499
Source: MMA Junkie
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Adding to the bantamweight presence on this list is Sanzhar Zakirov.
An Uzbek fighter whom I selfishly hope to see make his way to North America, Zakirov has primarily competed under the ONE FC banner.
Zakirov has the wrestling and submission abilities that you'd suspect of someone from his side of the world, but it's the ground striking – an arguable lost art in current MMA – that really stands out to me.
Whether Zakirov is working from topside or maneuvering to a back mount, the product of Uzbekistan is as dynamic as he is dangerous with his strike placement.
I'm not sure what Zakirov's current contract situation is, but I'd love to see another insane grappling force like this airdrop into the UFC's bantamweight division for some high-level disruption.
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Lightweight definitely dominates this year's prospect list – and you can see why when looking at fighters like Juan Pablo Vieira.
From flying knees to counter left hooks, Vieira appears to be a menace to deal with in all phases. In fact, his long and strong frame for the weightclass appears to give Vieira a decent amount of options regardless of where the fight is taking place.
I couldn't find much on Vieira via socials, but it's hard to imagine he hasn't already gotten the attention of the UFC matchmakers given where and how he competes (as Vieira's style is perfect for Dana White's Contender Series).
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I'm addicted to the sport of MMA. Some might call me an MMA Junkie of sorts
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When an analyst like Ryan Wagner tells you to check out an up-and-coming prospect, it behooves you to listen.

In this case, that prospect is David Dzhibilov.

As you can tell by the age column, it's hard to find info on Dzhibilov. But when you watch the tape on the Russian doppleganger of Dave Schultz, Dzhibilov's dominant stylings and skills become undeniable.
Although Dzhibilov could be a bit more active with his jab on the feet, the Russian fighter appears to have good eyes in exchanges while keeping a solid bounce in his step. And when he decides to close in, his wrestling – both defensively and offensively – is ultimately what appears to dictate the day.
Powerhouse wrestlers from ACA seem like they're on the UFC's radar even less these days, but I felt compelled to shout out Dzhibilov on this list.
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I know it feels like I'm just bouncing back and forth between bantamweight and lightweight over here, but there's no way I was denying Nikita Kulshin a spot on this list.
A Russian prospect and Pankration champion who won the junior world championship at the IMMAF as an amateur, Kulshin has fought in tough promotions that range from ACA to LFA.
Kulshin is a fast and powerful lightweight who, despite being well-rounded, does some of his best work boxing in the pocket.
I expect Kulshin's game to continue to improve under the care of Henri Hooft and company at Kill Cliff FC, so keep an eye out for this name in the future.
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Is it FIGHT WEEK or what??? Can I get a WHOOP WHOOP?????
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Sticking with exciting prospects who can bang in the pocket, I'd be remiss if I didn't include Dzhamaludin Aliev on this list.
Whether he's countering off the backfoot or striking off the breaks, Aliev demonstrates fast hands to go along with his excellent eyes in exchanges. And when fighters try to wrestle him, the Dagestani-born fighter unsurprisingly shows strong wrestling in the clinch (both defensively and offensively).
Aliev currently fights out of Turkey and doesn't have any bouts scheduled as of this article, but I believe he's both exciting and good enough to plug-n-play into the UFC right now.
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>>153061686
Giving love to the UFC matchmakers' favorite division, I believe that Geovanis Palacios is a middleweight prospect worth keeping an eye on.

Despite bordering his thirties, Palacios is light on MMA miles and heavy on wrestling experience as a former member of the Cuban Greco-Roman national team.
Akin to other Cuban wrestling standouts like Yoel Romero, Palacios has a formidable wrestling presence in closed quarters and isn't afraid to put a stamp on exchanges with punishing slams or other forms of showmanship.
Palacios has worked with world champions like Alex Pereira, but the Cuban now bases his operations out of the Fighting Nerds camp in Brazil.
Palacios had a cup of coffee with the LFA back in 2023 before returning to fight and win in another organization last year. I'll be curious to see where Palacios ends up, but he's yet to have had any bouts officially scheduled for 2026 at the time of this article.
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>>153061679
can you translate this from fingolian, i don't speak mongol
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>>153061679
Beautiful language
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>>153061707
Thanks for the You! Love the content!
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Filling out the selections at welterweight is an American prospect in Austin Clayton.

Although his wrestling resume isn't as accomplished as some of the American welterweights of yesteryear, I believe that Clayton's skills and sensibilities are far better suited for MMA.
From crafty front-headlock looks to a developing submission game, Clayton offers a plethora of potential problems as a tall and rangy athlete who can wrestle. In fact, Clayton's long arms and willingness to flow from topside make him a natural ground and pounder given the arc he can create on his punches (something I hope his coaches help further drill into him).
Thankfully for Clayton, the American is working with Roman Isbell and company over at Xtreme Couture MMA – so expect to see everything from his combinations to his cage wrestling to progress.

Add in Clayton's natural ability on the mic, and I suspect that this is someone Mick Maynard and company would love to promote.
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>>153061712
khamzat chimaev of sports fame is not dead and is in fact alive
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>>153061719
you'll have to buy me a drink first sailor, no homo
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Do finns count as white?
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Giving Asia some solid representation on this list is Japan's Kazuki Aimoto (a name I was made aware of from talent scouts like Shawn Bitter and accounts like "Shooto's Roots" on X).

Although I could see folks asserting the classic "Japanese Conor McGregor" comparison that has befallen past fighters, Aimoto is more of an early-career Dustin Poirier analog given his shifting, right-handed southpaw sensibilities.
Aimoto also gave me flashbacks of an early-career B.J. Penn with the way in which he fled the scene of his emphatic first-round knockout at DEEP 127 Impact in September of last year.
Japan has produced some excellent grapplers who have found success in the UFC in recent years, but this is an Asian prospect whose appeal will be undeniable to North American audiences and matchmakers alike.
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Pimblett has the better resume than Gaethje over the past 3 years
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Although this list is already loaded to the brim with bantamweights, I had to make some room for the MMA Lab's Vinny Dias.
A Roman Athletic Institution fighter from Canada who relocated stateside to the MMA Lab, Dias is a physically strong and positionally sound Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt who appears to be difficult to deal with.

Despite lacking a flashy striking game, Dias doesn't lack in the action department when looking at the pressure and skills that he applies in his fights. I'd like to see him develop more of a pressure striking game given the clear objectives in his style (as I suspect it would also help his takedown entries as a whole).
Dias is in good hands overall with a coach like John Crouch, and I suspect that the insane stable of talent at the MMA Lab doesn't hurt the Canadian's progression either.

Dias hasn't been seen since his win last May in the LFA and currently has no official bouts booked at the time of this article.
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>>153061743
I don't know I think Rafael Fiziev is better than Bobby Green and Tony Ferguson
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>>153061787
Really?
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Representing the country of Georgia on this list is none other than Merab Dvalishvili friend and training partner, Tornike Nagliashvili.
Akin to Dvalishvili, Nagliashvili is also a judo black belt who has quietly competed and won multiple championships. And like Dvalishvili, Nagliashvili's grappling and powerhouse stylings appear to be translating well to MMA.
In addition, training with the likes of Aljamain Sterling and company at Syndicate MMA has also appeared to rub off on Nagliashvili given the propensity he's showing to hunt the back and look for submissions.
I'm not sure where Nagliashvili's next fight will be, but I hope he's able to find a steady flow of competition and can stay active this year (especially considering his clear path to bigger promotions due to his reputation and affiliations).
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>>153061679
Hamzat Tismajev
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>>153061793
Yeah
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>>153061821
18 unanswered strikes… no fight should be stopped any earlier especially when it’s a nigger on the receiving end
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Smoking with Volk
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>>153061679
Thamzat Shimaev
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>>153061679
Tjamsat Zhimaev
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Tomorrow I am getting the Platinum trophy for UFC5™ by EA Sports™ on my PS5™
I just need the fucking fight week challenges to come live so I can get the last 3 trophies I need
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>>153061864
Sounds like a horrifying existence b!
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>>153061679
Tsamjat Himazev
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Hamsta Stjimaev
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>>153061740
count what?
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navsat new york met
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UFC EMBEDDED IS UP
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>>153062027
xDDD
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>>153062042
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>>153062027
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dqch3zB99Dc
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>>153061870
Hunting a platinum trophy is for the most part pain, frustration, repetition, really sucks any joy out of it. When you finally get it though, oh boy, the dopamine rush you get is unparalleled. Whenever I feel like giving up I just take a look at all my platinum trophies (12) and I’m instantly reminded of why I do what I do.
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>>153062100
Honestly? Respect commandatore.
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that fight would have gone down differently if fiziev had a second full camp to figure out justin gaethje
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Oh sup heem sorry don't have time to post about dumbass heems anymore wife is expecting our second boy and I just got that big promotion at work, time to grow up.
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Volk got so hyped that nigga turned into Tito Ortiz
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>>153062239
the champion of ali would have turned geatheje into minced meat if only he had the blessings of the twelve imams
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fiziev vs gaethje 3 would have been better to start off the paramount era
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move Umar to comain sean to undercard and Jones gayne to main event
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Bet Justin and Ali have some sick Qua'ran reading sessions, couple of pages, couple of passages. Insha'Allah
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I'm not feeling it anymore bros
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Matt Damon literally discussed Brendan Schaub whilst on JRE. Chills!
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>>153062361
Ali is probably wearing a wire asking Justin if he has payed his taxes during them also
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Patrick Mark Pimblett
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>gaethje and paddy have the same amount of finishes in the ufc
grim statistic. this is supposed to be the hardest hitting lightweight ever? the highlight?
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>>153062427
ok now thats just crazy talk
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>>153062404
'caco need a 'nana?
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The Ilia era made the Conor era look like a fucking sitcom
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The ilia era was like two fights and then he got dragged through the courts and started wearing zesty cravats.
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crazy
šcary
špooky
hilarious
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Ilia Topuria
A tale of imitation or an homage to what came before?
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>>153062542
I need my youth again
I don't want to stop training and my body is starting to fall apart
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>>153062646
nah fuck the youth, be jorge patino
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>>153062646
I only have chiquita
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>>153062646
Just jump on some peptides and eat a high sodium diet
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none of you poseurs even train i can just tell from the posts
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FACT: Ilia Topuria has a 100% knockout rate at lightweight
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>>153060591
Tony simulated Garth, B….
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Nigger
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>>153062859
>people think this is the man to beat paddy
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I am a gay faglord who sucks cocks and my favorite fighter is Paddy the Baddy
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>>153062890
good post
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>>153062890
I just told my local makwan the same thing
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>>153062581
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>>153062890
Monitor Volkanoffski
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>>153059494
>>153059467
Generational cheater maybe
>cant win a single fight without abusing illegal moves
Why are niggers so cowardly?
And why are you niggers even worse
I knew mma nigger fans were the dumbest scum to exist but you really topped my lowest expectations
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neither one of these two is top 5 lightweight. interim champion of being a fucking joke on the line and they both win
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Come sunday morning we will be in awe of the new UFC champion Justin Gaethje
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>>153062969
KEK kill yourself 3rd world soi cuck shitskin
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Why does reddit do this gay shit where they downvote you if you don't go along with the groupthink. Liberals are big brother pussies
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>immediately posts faggotry
Lmao, fucking chimps dickriding a fraud who cant win without cheating
Please tell me, why did that outdated farm equipment duck from Asspinall?
Why is he such a pussy?
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Garthjin Gaethje
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>>153062988
because democracy is for literal wahranis
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>>153062998
What you Type to find This Gif bruh??? im dead
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>>153062969
>tf
>tp
simmer down jungle friend. Gane is simply superior to Aspinall
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>>153063024
He pulled from his personal sissy hypno folder
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>why did that outdated farm equipment duck from Asspinall?

Can someone translate this to human
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>>153062859
Paddy's sons
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>>153062959
how you been b
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>>153062969
volkov owns bum gaymin, sadly
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>>153063035
Then why does he need to cheat? If he can beat the fuck out of Asspinall with ease then why cheat? Why cheat on pretty much all of his fights too?
>ibn4 he didnt cheat you cant prove he didnt cheat
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>>153063044
the monkey means slave in some kind of ESL creole
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ME BLOODY PEEPERS ME HECKING PEEPIN ORB
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I just found out Volkov isn't Volkanovski
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>>153063057
you better start stfu before you make me stand up curious george this isn't r/mmaguru or wherever you came from
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>>153062890
vettori?
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aspinall actually cheated the nhs by convincing a doctor he needed eye surgery when the only thing he couldnt see was his career going down the toilet. hes closer to conor than ilia will ever be because when "complications arise" from the surgery hes gonna tell the whole world he couldve been a great boxer but the ufc wont let him leave his contract
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Tomala fans
>brasil
>argentina
Gane fans
>EuroGODS
>USA KINGS

I have seen enough, send Tomala to South America in a crate full of bananas
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>>153063079
You cant even tie your shoes without falling over yourself you subhuman single digit IQ fat cuck
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FAGGOT DOWN!
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aagh me FOOKIN labia
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>>153063101
you are 13 years of age and brazilian
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>>153060454
Australia
Asia
look at a map
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>>153063092
>subhuman with zero test trying to talk back to his betters
This is why this board is considered the most low IQ shithole in this entire website
Congrats for proving youre worth less than fertilizer
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No one can suck as good as The Galactic Throat although this brown brazil chap is giving Tomala a run for his money
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>>153063119
Jarvis find me a jak pointing at a globe
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>>153063051
All good, B. Hby?
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Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
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Tomala is BBC owned i fear...
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>>153063134
>too much of a pussy to reply directly
Lmao what a little bitch
I dont even think Asspinal is that great i just dont get why you idiots worship literal cheating chimps
Do you have no self respect? No integrity? Genuine single mom child behavior
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>>153063159
Is that your fetish? I mean its a rethorical question you pretty much declared you were a huge cocksucker with your first post lmao
You wearing a sissy cage while posting you worthless fat faggot?
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>>153061439
>>153061452
>>153061469
>>153061487
>>153061499
Thanks, anon. Good info.
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>>153059358
thanks tito
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Why isnt pereira vs jones or pereira vs gane booked yet?
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Mighty Mouse, an arguable GOAT, says you keep your hands open. I do it to. And you know what? Sometimes in sparring my fingers go in the other guys mouth. That's not cheating. It's incidental. Cheating is telling the ref to call off the fight so you can hold the belt another 6 months. The belt you didn't even fight for the right to wear. Aspinall won interim fights. He never won a proper title fight
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Oh dear oh dear oh dear....... Mrs. Aspinall has been seen booking a solo trip to France
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>>153063211
Yeah you just hold it extended, attempt it multiple times during takedowns and, get warned about it and do it again
Totally an accident, just happens
Every single sparring
Fact of the matter is Mighty Mouse is still a nigger and will always defend another porch monkey when it comes to down to it
The UFC actively rewards cheating, Jones explcitly said he cheats on fights because the UFC lets him get away with it, and somehow there are still paint huffing room temp IQ baboons trying to argue this point
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how do i fast forward this week
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>>153063152
there's a rabid 'caco making noise but besides that very comfy bappa
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>>153063249
You don't
Live life
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>>153063226
Lmao you subhuman cucks really do have a cuck fetish lmao, this shit is pathetic no wonder your worthless ass is here meat riding a nigger you cant get pussy for shit lmao
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>>153059358
hello fellow punishment chads
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Remind me never to disrepsect Brasil
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>>153063226
Orbs? Destroyed
Shoes? Pooped
Wife? BLACKED
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>>153063057
Because nobody punishes you for it. And now Aspinall has permanently lost the story along with getting pieced up for a round
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>>153063245
You wouldn't get it. You've never trained
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>>153063284
'nana?
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I never disheespec bahzil I learn the fite from chutey boxe I kicky shogun for dog
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>>153063293
I do get it, youre just excusing a worthless cheating nigger because you arent a man, just a faggot
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Mrs. Aspinall? BLACKED by Gane
Mr. Aspinall? BLACKED by Jones
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what having zero ranked fighters does to a mf am I rite
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>>153063304
would not fuck with these guys
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4chan really does cause brainrot. Here we have a third world jungle man malding over the cuckening of his white savior. This is your storm front
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>>153063320
When are you going to transition?
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Aspinall derangement is reaching critical mass
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>*sniff* *sniff* i cont fucking see anything out of me peepin tom orbs....Gane will pay for this
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>>153063304
zero head movement by these fellas
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>>153063352
>i like picking on the retarded because anyone else mogs me
yeah that tracks
Gane > Aspinall
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>>153063304
The Auschwitz boxing club be elite
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>>153063367
Dunno, no one has been able to give me any rebuttal to any point ive made so far, only worthless shitposting made by the retarded cuckolds resident here
How does it feel to get IQ mogged by a macaco?
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>>153063315
>>153063340
I was told by a Brazilian friend that if I went down for carnival I would actually be chased through the streets by trannys trying to fuck a white man and that's why I've never gone. Youre gonna have to come up here to get bodied by me on the mats. Protip: avoid the fingers
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Tomala's transition was an astounding success
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>>153063395
Gane's just better. The eyeheem that followed a schooling is salt on the wound
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>>153063401
That sounds like right up your alley since you keep riding the dick of blatant cheaters,
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>>153063356
unironically, why is he like this?
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Here's Ciryl Gane cheating with extended fingers
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imagine being brazilian
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>>153063413
>please let me land a illegal move please i need this i cant win without it
Gane was barely keeping up, its like a crutch, dude legit cant do anything without cheating, Jones (another known cheater) shutting down his cheating allowed for a easy win
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>>153063426
Don’t sign your posts
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>>153063426
spoid you took the time to prompt ai to create an image of a father and son french kissing. you envisioned this in your head first. talk about deranged
>>153063437
uh huh
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>>153063433
Tomala needs to get BANNED from ever competing in hecking mma again this is ridiculous
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>>153063426
You will never be a woman, im sorry little man
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>>153063449
actually kind of based he killed rain forest for make that video
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>i-is he gone yet
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>>153063433
Ok now post the three times Gane extended his fingers while advancing and when moving against a takedown
You know what, how about we pull up the compilation of how Gane cheated in almost every match hes been?

This is seriously just basic pattern recognitio, a fucking toddler is smarter than this
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>>153063486
Your dad? Yes, probably ran away after realizing his son was a worthless faggot
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Oh my days ladies and gentlemen oh my days I've just received exclusive information pertaining Jair "Cuzinho Rosa" Bolsonaro he has apparently been forcibly trooned out and gaped in his stinky prison cell (xhe seems happy doe). Heartwarming!
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I can see why Mrs. Aspinall takes her coffee BLACK
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>>153063491
Tom cheated. Evidently he's worse at doing that too!
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>>153063505
As he should, dumb cunt thought that laws actually existed here
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why the fuck are these retards still going on about aspinall? get a life you worthless freaks
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this malding brazilian is gonna name his kid something stupid like Aspinall de Macaco Souza la Sopa un Souza Tom Dias
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>>153063356
Don’t worry. It’s going to get much worse after paddy wins.
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>>153063537
kek
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>>153063518
Did he actually land a finger in Ganes eyes? No
Because he has control, something every fighter of that level has
You and i both know the truth, the only reason anyone would defend Gane is pure intellectual dishonesty
I just want you to know that youre lesser in both mind and character than a brazillian
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>>153063544
People like Paddy though
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>>153063529
This isnt even about asspinall, this is about worthless single digit IQ niggers blatantly encouraging the death of the sport by supporting obvious cheating
No wonder this place is mocked by every board in the site
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Aspinall is a paper champ
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>>153063571
tom quit though
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>>153063553
>Did he actually land a finger in Ganes eyes
The rule is you can't extend your fingers, you don't wait until some sausage fingered mong can hit the target. This is your last (You) since its obvious you're just looking for replies by sperging out
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>>153063571
It's the weird media campaign he went on afterwards that doesn't sit right with me. Aspinall was forced to boost his media presence due to Jones being a pussy (much like Arman atm, he's everywhere online trying to boost his profile). Tom's immediate thought was to produce vlog content in the aftermath. His priorities are out of whack.
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Tetsudo Taira vs Joshua Van
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im a trained maniac in murder rape death style and ive been meaning to practice my art on one of you lil niggas
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>>153063565
Slavs will never beat the cuckold allegations, i cant believe i mindbroke you this much
Buckbroken into generating AI degerate shit lmao
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>>153063586
You’re allowed to have your fingers pointing up
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Tapestry Taira vs Jehovas Vitness
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>>153063586
Ah so you cant beat my argument and now you run away? Kek
>you cant extend your fingers
Except Gane has not only extended it multiple times on purpose he also got warned about it and still did it
Going by his record he purposefully cheated
But i accept your concession since youre too scared to admit youre wrong
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Remember this day, folks. Autism like this only comes around once a month—twice if you're lucky.
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>>153063618
You can't have your fingers extended out towards an opponent, which is literally what Aspinall is doing,
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>>153063610
That was generated by a Ganezillian sadly....
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>begs for another reply
Clingy eh
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>>153063604
He can go cry about it as much as he wants, if he cant fight then he should vacate the belt, the problem is that Gane is pretty much being rewarded for cheating openly
>hey you know how to you hammered that dude in the back of the head on purpose? Dont worry we gotchu
>hey you know how you fingered that guy on purpose and got caught doing so multiple times? Heres a fight with Pereira as a reward
At that point might aswell just allow anything or not have fights at all if the UFC can pick and choose who gets punished arbitrarily
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>>153063666
Good job they were pointing up then
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>>153063648
the slovenian/slovakian guy is in here every single day though
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>>153063667
Yet you partake in it
Stop making excuses for being a cuck
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>>153063678
>runs away because he cant beat my argument
IQ mogged for eternity lmao
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>>153063510
the Tomala DDP stance! Does not work on French fists btw
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>>153063726
>jak posting
This is just sad now
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>>153063698
Thats really pathetic, does he not have a life?
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Tomala couldn't watch it.... that was the real tragedy
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>>153063748
Kinda figured he was a trannyjeet before but even then spending your entire day here is just pathetic
Then again it matches his IQ
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BBCane? Mrs. Aspinall's HERO
twpinall? zero
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>>153063698
That's once in a century autism. That guy has one of the worst lives in human memory. But it's stale and pathetic. The favela rage is fresh and retarded.
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>>153063683
You are supposed to have a closed fist, there is no exception to "pointing in the air" because eyes dont get magically protected especially at point blank distance
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>>153063770
>retarded
Then why has no one been able to argue against me?
Motherfuckers seriously think they can trick anyone into believing that Gane isnt a cheater
Theres a literal compilation of him cheating, he has a average of 1 to 2 fouls PER FIGHT
How the fuck are you niggers dumber and lesser than a average hue?
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Mrs. Aspinall cheated
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>>153063789
>youre supposed to have a closed fist in a competition that allows grappling
No wonder you ran away you get btfo within your own arguments
Forever buckbroken and IQ mogged
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>>153063304
me coming out third
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>>153063789
The rule is extended towards the opponent. It does require you keep a closed fist at all times
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Notice how I'm still talking with a refined Anglo and not some screeching monkey
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>>153063853
Yeah jungle boy's close to tears
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>>153063853
Because youre a pussy with room temperature IQ, we know
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>>153063851
*doesn’t require
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>>153063853
Damn you're so fucking cool
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>>153063851
>The rule is extended towards the opponent
Those are fingers extended towards an opponent, whether you think its upright is irrelevant to the fact its not allowed
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>>153063853
Sadly Gane raped his mind i fear...sadly
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>>153063851
Dont bother, amerimutts will kneel themselves and prostate, do literally anything but have an ounce of integrity in sports because they need to worship nigs
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When the heart breaks apart that's when we depart
In search of a lost part
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>>153063853
Caged that monkey!
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>>153063874
Theyre not, the fact that youre trying to force a incorrect nitpick to defend Gane blatantly cheating, of something he was warned about, shows that you are intellectually dishonest
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Beg me.
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>>153063912
>too much of a coward to reply directly
Buckbroken
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>>153063919
calm down and go eat a feijoadinha
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If you do a Vocaroo screeching like a monkey I'll reply to you.
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>>153063940
Nah, i like to see you run away like the sissy faggot you are, because it just reminds you that you cant argue agaisnt me
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Get a room you two
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Man we’ve never needed a card so badly
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Paddy Pimplett vs Justin Gaethje
Peace vs War
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>>153063940
I think the BR would oil check you at will b. You should aplogise to him.
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>>153063586
Don't mean to interrupt this argument but I think you should know it makes the difference when it actually effects the fight. Pointing fingers isn't allowed, you're right, but I think you're missing quite a bit here
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>>153064033
We already established Tom is an inferior fighter and cheater to Gane
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>>153064046
Can't argue the first statement, my opinion is irrelevant though, we'll fine out soon. Again, this cheating talk from him is pointless
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We gon fine out sataday nite
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>>153064046
Even if he was a cheater (which he isnt), why would you defend the blatant rewarding that Gane receives from the UFC simply for cheating?
Once again, ive made a perfectly reasonable argument about it at >>153063682 which got completely ignored because fundamentally you dont want Gane to be punished for his serial cheating
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Entertain me, my court jesters.
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how I would improve UFC twofold
>find heemer magumbos for each division
>pay them to fight 2 times a year against cans
>always ensure that their fights end in brutal heems
>sometimes give them to prospects that can beat them and boost their stock
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I said screech for me monkey boy!
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>>153064191
talmbout don lemon b?
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>>153064188
Allowing roids and EPO + bringing back head stomps, soccer kicks and grounded knees would be enough.
Also making hydration rules, more hydrated fighters usually fight more savagely for some reason.
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did Aspinall de Souza quit just like his hero?
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OH PADDY THE BADDY
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Dana White sounds like a porn starlette
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>>153064334
I seriously doubt there's a porn starlette that sounds like Dana White.
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I would bring back Mike Goldberg and corn nuts
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>HERE.WE.GO
>AND IT IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAALL OVER

Don't cry because its gone, smile because it happened.
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THE CHEST MASTER, TITO ORTIZ!
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Dana Wight
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Anik seething at Goldie is too perfect. Spends all day learning words and reading poetry to try to make memorable calls only to never be quoted. Goldie just did coke and functioned like a broken record and he's iconic.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
https://youtu.be/JlPdpU7gzlQ?si=PkHHJ2IaQuZeVSQ1
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>>153064432
Goldie talking about Transporter 3 ads while someone is getting heemed is more memorable than any call Analk has ever made
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has he gone yet ganechads?
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>>153064432
Ironically Anik's hubris keeps him from elevating his craft. If he just studied Goldie then he'd understand that having 1 or 2 catchphrases that you deliver in key moments with the best delivery you can personally muster for your whole career is the secret sauce. People remember the golden one for
>HERE WE GO
>IT IS AAAAAALL OVER
It really is that easy. He needs to just think of something that fits his character and voice so as to not come off as tryhard and that'd be it. Say what you will about Joe Rogan but when you say the same shit over and over people remember it, case in point everyone always thinks of Joe saying "oh his leg is swollen" whenever a calf kick connects.
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>>153064401
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>>153064530
this should be used to promote UFC White House, Dana is an idiot scumbag freak if he doesn't
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>>153064508
My favorite roganism is thinking every guillotine will be a finish then the guy pops his head out half a second later
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>>153064432
the only Anik call I remember is the goofy ass DOWN GOES DA REEM
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what would it take?
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>>153064582
>OH ITS TIGHT
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>>153064556
based
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>>153064632
>the fight clock bright to you by ModelOOOOOOOOOO
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I like the "OH HE'S ROCKED" "HE'S HURT" when someone throws a jab and it brushes their shoulder roganism
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>>153064632
his call of Leon winning the belt was pretty good. NO WAY
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>>153064449
>im, im kinda representing the 205-ers
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>>153064656
It’s usually
>OH THATS TIGH- he’s out
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when DC burped and threw up half a cheese steak during a fight was good
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I need more coke
-Daniel Cormier
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I bet they have to use a leash or have dc tethered to a post so he doesn't get up during fighter intros and try to run to the concession stand
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For me it's Islam slipping and Rogan going "OH MY GOD HE'S HURT REALLY BAD HE'S REALLY HURT" in to Islam instantly shooting a takedown and getting the easiest submission of his career
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did brazil win the autism fight?
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People remember Roganisms because people like Rogan (hate is just misdirected lust) and people forget Anik's calls because he has a pencil neck and no hair.
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>>153064776
>because people like Rogan
No they fucking don't he's the worst commentator and isn't paying attention to the fight half the time
I don't remember the steel cups because I like hearing Rogan talk about them I remember because Rogan brings it up 4 times every card
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>>153064758
That one really got all the BDS clitties squirting
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>>153064813
I can see your trouser tent from here bappa
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Rogan is a color commentator who doesn't do commentary
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>>153063196
I ordered the Creamfucked Sundae
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That legs really red I mean that leg is DONE that was just the first kick too
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>DC
Doesnt know the basic ruleset and doesnt know mma in general.
>Rogan
barely watches the fights and calls people casuals for not liking hugfests
>Anik
Anik
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You know Alex Pereira has this really unique technique when he throws his leg kicks I mean there is NO telegraph at all you can't see them coming. It's crazy and NO ONE is doing it like him
Again there is NO telegraph
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to be fair you have to have a really high fight iq to enjoy khamzat
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I dont care
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I know we talk about it all the time but it is really crazy just how much calf kicks have changed the game. I mean everyone is doing them now
It used to be only Benson Henderson you know
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>>153064926
I can just tell you don't train
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You know I think all the criticism is very foolish. I think it's just foolish. Paddy Pimplett is an ELITE MMA fight. He deserves to be in this title fight. I mean WHO does that to Michael Chandler? No one. NO ONE does that to Michael Chandler.
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Chandler is so good that Conor wanted him for his return fight.
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Paddy pimbrett okomoto
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Lads
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Put me Donald cerrone. He have record for most wins. And losses but that's besides the point
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>>153064998
paddy looks like my auntie
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Nigger nigger
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why does chuck mindenhall always wear a hat?
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>>153064998
i dont care how many dudes shes fucked id still get in there raw just wouldnt start a family with her is all
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You know I just can't believe that we're still using steel cups. I find it crazy
Did you know you you can use the cup to add leverage to an armbar
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imagine getting creampied by kayla harrison
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>>153065138
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>>153065138
You're bending their arm on this steel thing that's between your legs
It really is unfair, I don't know why we allow it
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Gaethje had a good quote on heembedded
>grphhrhf shthhh prrggshmh blethrhgrrph
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>>153065168
very reddit of you
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>>153065082
She only fucked dana, strickland, merab and chama.
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>>153065111
wtf was that doo trying to do
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Oh man that leg is compromised
He's switching stances now because of that leg
God look at how red it is. I me it's Beat. Up.
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THIS GUY IS AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER IN JIUJITSU
>gets KO'd in 10 seconds by Nate Marquardt
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https://x.com/_MarkPickering/status/2013277686232457696
we will be there
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Justin Gaycheese Fans Get Ready To Change Your Dirty Panties Playa!
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THE LAST THING HE WANTS IS FOR THIS FIGHT TO GO TO THE GROUND MIKE
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Remember when Gaethje had the embedded following him around and he had a nutritionist feeding him organic cheese that girl had some titties
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>>153064813


Why single out Rogan? Everyone does it. And he's not even close to the worst at it

>He's about to get his hands locked! that's it, he'll get the take down
>That's two eye pokes, the ref has to start taking points. The first one is free
>These are big boys, it only takes one
>Can't rest on your laurels. He's going to be mad at himself he didn't leave it all in there
>He looks so biiiig in there
>He's got to start checking calf kicks, look at that right calf, if SWOLLEN eeugh!
>You've got to wear on these big guys, full those muscles up with lactic acid
>He's got that dog in him
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Paddy did NOT look good against the Down syndrome guy on countdown. Bet the farm on Gaethje. That extra chromosome carries crazy power
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Talmbout Joe 'OOOOHHHHH THAT JAB CRACKED HIM HE'S HURT!' Rogan?
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>>153065025
We don’t our posts here.
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>>153065269
what did he mean by this
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the white ngannou
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>>153065245
The thing about all of those is that they typically actually related to what's happening in the fight
Joe will go on 5 minute long rants about calf kicks or steel cups or the state of someone's leg no matter what's happening. He will say a leg is completely fucked after a single kick lands
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>>153065293
EACH TIME THAT LEG KICK LANDS IT'S LIKE A BASEBALL BAT TAKING DOWN YOUR ENERGY METER
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garth is free money at +176. bet your aoife's blouse!
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HOLY COPE
>Dricus Du Plessis' coach reflects on the Chimaev fight: “We've made small, small mistakes that costed us dearly... It sounds stupid what I'm going to say now, but we were not prepared to fight a guy who’s not willing to fight… [Marc Goddard] should’ve stood that fight up many times.”
https://streamable.com/ksxlgo
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It's gotten to a point you could play a previous commentary track over any fight and you wouldn't be able to tell. As long as the weight ckass matches up
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ref should have stood them up when he was pinned down filling his DDPs in crucifix position?
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>>153065274
Make of my words what you will.
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>>153065168
>>153065182

Upvoted because I blew Pepsi out of my nose. Shucks
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khamzat vs ddp is like if after scoring a point in socceer they just passed the ball around for the rest of the match
imagine defending that sort of a performance
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any fool can get a finish. it takes a man to overpower another man for 25 minutes. you had five rounds to stand up on your own lil bro
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>>153065333
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what happened to that chingy russian guy who was supposed to be a world eater
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>>153065293
Well he still isn't the most annoying. I guess you'd rather listen to Bisping make fun of himself for having one eye
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>>153065493
ate the world
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The Khamzat Chimaev Schedule (Per Khamzat Chimaev, August 2025)
August 2025: Win UFC championship
October 2025: Defend title against Hernandez in Abu Dhabi
January 2026: Second title defense and last fight before Ramadan
June 2026: Third title defense at UFC White House card
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>>153065544
when Khamzat speaks you listen. hes this generations Jon Jones
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Clitia Topiglet schedule for 2026
>oink on a BBC
>duck Arman
>oink on a BBC
>duck paddy
>oink on a BBC
>get bottom surgery
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>>153065190

Weird incel fantasy from you there Bulgaria. Get off 4chan and go back to the night shift in your uncles kebab shop you greasy cunt
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DDP is so far behind when it comes to grappling that it'd be more practical to start lifting more weight so maybe he can just lift people the fuck up from a pistol squat position if need be whenever he's in a crucifix
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Ngumbo chasing Hasbulla around the UFC HQ on his quad
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>>153065565
mashallah I will have anal sex with Topuria! alhamdulillah!
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>>153065556
As in he’s the GOAT who makes Reddit seethe and Clozapig’s pathetic pork clitty squirt losergoo? True!
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Reddit loves Khamzat and believes he's a smolbean who is involuntarily involved with Kadyrov
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>>153065587
We are BBC only.

You have a pathetic peking pancake clitty, I fear
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when i train i seek to emulate Khamzat. i get on top i solate both arms and then wait til 40 year lld gary from accounting cardio taps. i have many success
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>>153065639
>smolbean
But enough about your clitty
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>>153065663
kek what a sultry piglet!
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>>153065570
oh you
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>>153065202
That's the kind of can that's literally just a drunk audience member getting $500 to be a number on a new kid's record.
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>>153065879
Imagine Schaubussy oinkin' and squealin' while bouncin' on a BBC at a BBC dick daddy fest...
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Do americans really
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>>153065907
Suckle on BBC like a piggy?

Yes.
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Micheal johnson will win
https://youtu.be/K6LF7v7FwtI?
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First pregnancy scare with a casual hookup and I'm genuinely nervous
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>>153066004
How big was his BBC?
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>>153066004
How many times did he make you squirt with his BBC before you tapped out?
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after i filled up my last hookup i started playing with the speed bag til she left. offered her a turn but didnt offer to lower it so she couldnt reach
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Ngannou got Dana White PREGNANT?!?! :skull: :skull: :eggplant: :fire:
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>>153066004
Joe rogan ? What you doing here ye blockbuster
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Cooking up an absolute BEAST of a thread rn
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this card is stacked. Thanks dana
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Bo Nigger
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It's up!!
https://youtu.be/bMG1meX65jM?
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NEW >>153066225
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>>153066004
Don't make another bum



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