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beast of a thread
>>153066225Helio(PBUH) isnt gonna like this
>>153066225I saw Khalil Rountree at a 7/11 in Bangkok yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Beng Bengs in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Sour Dough Bread
We're not using this shit thread
>scousers don't get knocked out la-ACKsoon
>>153066396mighty lickable pits
My kitten is so fluffy and cuddly its unreal bros
>>153066536Erin blanchfield after not shaving for 2 weeks:
dogshit thread
>braindead dribbling retards still think gaethje hits hard
>>153066925he knocked out james vick bro
>>153066396How can a pro athlete have absolutely zero muscle definition
Nigger
You guys remember Dustin?
>>153066925he knocked out poirer bro
>>153066925He puts a lot into most of his shots so you could say his strikes are hard
>>153066948How could I ever forget? He had the biggest dawg in him in all of MMA history. Fucking miss him.
pooyay fanboys are so annoying and gay
yo theres zuffa boxing fridaydont say I didnt say nothing
>>153067057>boxing>but it's creator clash tier rejects>not bare-knuckle or top dawgNgl B, I'd rather work on my taxes and listen to Kenny Vs Spenny commentary than watch that.
>>153066925Funny how no one says Ilia is the hardest hitter and he knocks dudes unconscious. People saying Garth has crazy power is picrel in MMA form
>>153066225Lmao. BJJ (Blow Job Job) sisters, you have some explaining to do.
>>153066925Gaethje just has to hit harder than Julian Erosa
>>153067119its called innovation dumbass look it up sometime
>>153067123you tried this one last night
>>153067134Well they just innovated the gayest shit I've ever seen, so I guess it worked.
>>153067148That's right you're here every single night until 3AM the earliest lmfao
Tito's punishment picante salsa
Justin Gaethje got heemed dead by the most prolific volume puncher the sport has ever seen.
no stakes in this interim title fight
>>153067214The real concern is he got taken down twice by Fiziev. If garth gets his back taken the fight is over
whatever happened to Amanda Ribas?
>>153067288I declared her a freak and heemed her
stop the foight for the love of god
>>153067300she was cute so I liked watching her fights
guys I think PANDAMONIO might end Steveson's push
The suga era made the Conor era look like a fucking sitcom
Gane throws a jab, aspinal cowers in fear
>>153067288tissue paper chin
>>153067173>>153067148Pwnt
>>153067533You're not White and English is not your first language.
Justin's only schlick is he is a downie
Breaking Asspenal news: He's blind still
>>153066948talmbout the diamond b?? peach
Augh me FOOKIN COONT
>>153067639Your monitor is off, must be hard to tell with another late night in the basement and all.
>>153067656The man has goat tier rotator cuffs can't believe he fought at featherweight
Talk shit get hit. Its how Ive awlays lived my life. Can you say the same? Or do you die an little making bitch consessions all day?
WE cannot follow THEM
>>153067533you keep saying this but he's just facetanking, not showing any fear
Just made 4 quadruple cheddar double quarter pounders with bacon and red onion + 1kg of chips
>>153067868based fatMASTER
One time my gf pissed me off so I went to Walmart and heemed the first man who dared look at me wrong
>>153067868
one time my gf pissed me off so I went to UFC HQ and raped daneh buh buh buh
>>153067915You couldn't do that to me
The UFC really needs to integrate AI technology if it wants to stay relevant
UFC Mont-saint michel: Gane vs Pereira
>>153068007Intergate my bals into your head
talmbout chills
>>153068007wasn't there a push for ai judges at some point
Is this redits favorite fighter
>>153068037gay
Nick Diaz got kidnap and sent to a rehab facility in Mexico against his will and be came out healthier and better than he has ever been
>>153068037I've fucked legit 10/10s and it really is what it is hyped up to be shame she had to that birth control implant in her because I busted harder than the twin towers
>>153068043lidl bit stupit guy
>>153068051>nick came out healthier thats an imposter. been happening to me a lot.
>>153068125The government isn't trying to kill you
>I've fucked legit 10/10s and it really is what it is hyped up to be shame she had to that birth control implant in her because I busted harder than the twin towers
>>153068057Good luck sadaday nite b
We cannot.
pimblett>younger>good chin>hits hard>zestygeathje>is justin geathje
>>153068348first thought was "who are these hideous trannies" then realized it was gaychee and wmma fighters
>>153068200not hime but governments are trying to kill us all
>taken down by bobby green
shittmans got something up this sleevei can feel it
Not like this bros...not like this
>>153068037Joanna snow bunny
just how bad is luke rockhold
>>153068521It just speaks volumes how far we have fallen as a society back in the good ole days a giga Chad like Luke would have been given a six figure job at any Jewish hedge fund
>>153068521he isnt bad..
>>153068521not bad, just has tons and tons of CTE and still keeps getting more, it not good for brian
>>153068388this what i say is none of them are top five you cant tell me. what dana is doing q1 = all shit cards then he reintroduces ppv for all the good fights and says thehre something new
>>153068562thats what ufc though was
Justin Gaetchje? Yeah, my boy will heem. I don't see Paddy's path to victory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_htldn62vWwLOOK AT THIS STUPID LEATHER BELT WITH A CAR HOOD ORNAMENT GLUED TO IT KKKKEKKKKKKKKKKWhat is with dana and stupid UGLY belts? It might be worse than Power Slap's belt
>>153068826if he stops he can settle his brain, after a power slap belt he can retire. gary goodridge stopped late, but sounds solid at 60. rockhold should enroll in college wrestling. >doesnt coach>doesnt commentate >doesnt stick to BJJ, where he could compete https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=autJCCNMg0w
>>153069034blind bitch
>>153068521Luke was a pretty good fighter, just beyond flushed.>>153068562Luke still could have had that. A 6'3" dude that handsome (no homo) and white had PLENTY of opportunity ~20 years ago when Luke was young.
didnt think about this until right now but imagine gaethje/rockhold /knuck/ends faster because than perry because justin heems luke within 10 seconds. no true scrap story
>>153069034>white folks in Bramptonoxymoron
found finland's ancestor's diary lol
>>153069165Every single fighter that heemed Luke would absolutely run through Gaethje.
>>153069073>McBeltDidn't expect it to be that cheap looking. Is Zuffa Boxing going to be like power slap tier budget and not UFC tier?
>>153068388how is paddy zesty
Nbubu plz let Dana go right now don't do this
>paramount debut card>main event is an interim title fight
>>153069253>he doesn't know
>>153069407>UFC goes to Paramount>events cost only a fraction of what they previously did>mfw I'm still not paying for this garbageIt's bad enough I let these dogshit cards take my time, they're not getting my money too. Fuck you, Dana.
exhibition fighting is bad!!!t. r/heem
what is blud waffling about
Im that nigga
Wittman counter offensive gameplan in the 4th round will destroy british mma completely
Wittman gonna tell my boy Garth some dumb shit like "Can you see the punches? Good. That means you can see the punches."
>talks shit on mma >here every second of every day and watch every event start to finish
what hones you? a man of his word
bros having a schizophrenic episode
paramount paddy
Trevor “Walt” Whitman.
>COME ON BABY, I NEED SOME PUNCHES!Trevor "The Genius" Wittmen
>>153068348It saddens me that Justin has had all of them.
did everyone forget about the staph
>>153071308that was a scar from the microchip removal
bros up at 2AM talking to no one as usual
>>153071308https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmuen9A3LyQill take pictures if they show it and make sure to frame it as herpes and bait garth. gg paddy gg
2am isn't late lmao soft cunt
>>153071308communicable diseases are now allowed in mma
>herpes still there>still doing kickboxing cardio camp
>gaethje gets pulled from the fight>only other lightweights on the card are michael johnson and alexander hernandezUFC 324: O'Malley vs Yadong
>>153071435
Garth heems Paddy with a sprawl. Car crashes + pyur violins.
>>153071435Most men wake up around 3am fucking loser. Youre a pussy
I better not see a single british flag for at least 48 hours after Justin beats Paddy.
heeminder garth is half mexican so the fight is a race war
>>153071667theyll bump that african kid up and put hokit on the main prelim, and make the whole card free. cant charge for this shit $80??? insane
mmm.. yogart
Reminder that Paddy is also half Mexican.
>>153071836and polish
feed hasbulla a borgir made of himself
Pedro Pimblett
>>153071853Till is German
I have....an thick peins
>>153072102PEDRO PIMBLEZA TAKE CARLINA REAPER CHALLENGE! :firefirefire: :boomboom: :shitmouth:
YO TRUMP JUST SIGNED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO SEIZE ALL OF HACCA HOWLER'S LAND
>>153068562he could still do that but he chose to be a Real One™ instead
UFC: Greenland House
finna show my wife Speed (1994) for the first time
imagine if zuckerberg bought the naming rights to the apex arena and they had to call it the meta apex for a couple years.
>C H O S E N>H>O>S>E>N
why would god choose a gay nigga
>>153072410meta plex. meta apex. pretty clever name you should sell it to him beofre they sell the rights to someone else
am trainy so hard, rite now, i am heady for fite
>>153072621The toughest tests for his toughest soldiers. That's the Devil realizing the threat and trying to corrupt. But Jones has had children of his own so that battle is already won (and that's more than we can say for you)
>>153072653shit, brb
Meta Apex has been renovated. The Apex Chads have had the last laugh, it seems...
So Khabib, the pedophile, has released a statement
>>153072682jon having children doesn't magically stop him from being gay
>>153072621why would god tell a nigga to cut his son in half it's all just bantz
>>153072474Satanic image
>>153072682>The toughest testsmore like the toughest zests heyoooo
Paddy vs Justin. Freddy vs Jason
ye couldn't wrestle a rapist off ye ma lad
Paddy vs Pimblett
Justin = MLKPaddy = Maclom X
Apexangels we won
Paddy = MLKJustin = FBI sniper
The stakes have never been higher and never will be higher than they will be on Saturday night.
Paddy = MLK (KGB agent)Dana = KGB
>>153072756330 am now, again
Justin = Natalie Wood Paddy = Chirstopher Walken
Justin = Charlie KirkPaddy = Tyler James Robinson
Justin = Virginia GiuffrePadding = Jeffrey Epstein
Justin = JFKPaddy = Lee Harvey Oswald
NOW THEY'VE GOT A CHANCE TO SETTLE IT, RIGHT HERE! AT UFC BAD BLOOD LIVE FROM THE MANDALAY BAY EVENT CENTER!
Justn = Justin ThorntonPaddy = DIllon Cleckler
shut the fuck up
>>153073387Sorry
justin = shel silversteinpaddy = robert munsch
Justin = Justin GaethjePaddy = Paddy Pimblett
>>153073387You = Abraham LincolnMe = John Wilkes Booth
Paddy vs Justin. Norman Cavalry vs Varangian Guard
Paddy v JustinPolish Hussar versus German Panzer
>>153073475Paddy would be a sheep fucking Celtic peasant
this cards actually pretty good
Justin = Dennis HopperPaddy = Jeff Daniels
You = MeMe = You
Justin = >>153073387Paddy = Me posting it again
Paddy = AragornJustin = Lurtz
>>153073420Hoenstly? Respect
Me = MeYou = Me
>>153073642
Justin = Justin GaethjePaddy = Max Holloway
Two blue eyed beauties fighting for the strap-Jon Jones
*observes the thread*
>>153073734Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
paddys a bum
Jon lusts for brazza butter and has Kadydaddy on speed dial to see to his needs
Paddy has one important advantage over Justin and that's his ability
Who can say where the road goes?Where the day flows? Only timeAnd who can say if your love growsAs your heart chose? Only time
Justin = BumPaddy = Bummed
embedded is out btw
clozzy loves the blacks
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.
>>153066925yea just KHABIB, MAX and DUSTIN have said so
Justin = Jefre Cantu-Ledesma Paddy = Cibo Matto
justin gaethje smiling and clapping at dead possum
i said shut the fuck up
Give your energy to micheal johnson
If Paddy Pimblett can hold Dan Hooker's mom down Paddy Pimblett could rape her
>>153073963was just in the pig city hellstinky and this is what individuals look like there
>Paddy's coach>Paul Rimmerpeculiar
gaethje is going to unironically chin the cunt and we all know it
Fatty Fraudlet
sounds like Justin is ctemaxxed, this fight is gonna be a banger
Who can say why your heart sighsAs your love flies? Only timeAnd who can say why your heart criesWhen your love lies? Only time
Garth = ChinPaddy = Cunt
Surely Patrick Pimblett won't do this to Garth
Heinrich Rimmler
>>153074265if 1 week notice fiziev can do that to you just imagine what padbeast the badbeast will do
pimblett fights with his chin in the air and his eyes closed
justin fights with his eyes crossed and his brain closed
Gaethje fights with a condom
Ethyn "The Professor Finesser" Ewing
One thing is for certain: Justin is going to seriously damage Paddy's lead leg.
>>1530739144AM
im weawy hapy I get thru training camp, uuuhg I didnt get hurt or no thing, uhhh I get shirt now
arnold allen is on the card too btw if you'd like to bong derangement about him as well
bongs got the time police after himcouldn't be me
>>153074596I picked Gaethje and Allen >>152873777
arnold allen is TIMEBONG
>>153074612they need a special starmer license to post at twilight hours I lament
are arnold will heem the golem
kek they still using this nigga for advertising
>>153074858Nah fuck that!
Joe bayfah
Arnold Allen is about to gimp that rat Lopes style
realistically what can allen do that can thwart silva's pressure? silva is literally clinically retarded he hasnt learned a thing from his last fight (which is bad news for allen, he doesnt fight crazy reddit retards very often)
>>153075112He cried on stage and gave all the hoes the iCK , he is broken b
I reckon a buttplug would neutralize the pressure fairly well
>>153075324Elon felt.... chills.
*plods up to you**feints**feints**feints**feints**shoots a single leg*
>>153073387dont steal my lines again bitch
>>153075510*throws a reactionary knee*
>>153075566*dodges the knee liberally*
*oblique kick*changes your career
>>153075585*Sprawls*
>>153075585*gasses out*
>>153075566HE'S GROUNDEDSTOP STOP STOPTIME
>>153075612*Starts talking to corner*
>>153075673HEYNEUTRAL CORNEROVER THERE
>let's talk nowMcfaggot never recovered from this btw.
gaethje got SHOT in the NECK just a couple weeks ago and you're laughing?
>>153075733HUH
Tom AssPineapple beats Gane but doesn't even beat Stipe's title defense record after. He'll have dominant performances at first then just lose like everyone else
>>153075853mate stipes record is only 3
>>153075853Trannyspinal is not beating GODne.
>>153075853Stats don't lie, i don't care what anyone says
daneh gib me jean silva now buhbuhbuh
>>153075759he tanked that shit though
>>153075870exactly. He has 0 right now and I can see him getting maybe 2 more
>>153075905He technically has -1 since he never fought the champion or fought for the title
>>153075905who's going to beat him if not gane
>>153075931Probably some random unranked Brazilian prospect or something. Tom's eye injury might keep him out for the better part of the year and then I can see the UFC lagging to give him more fights. They've done this with heavyweight champs in the past. A proper champion prospect can be develop in the meantime imo
>>153075986>who's going to beat him>durrrr idk some guy who doesn't exist
just made some sausages and pork with broccoli, cauliflower and potato
vanessa hanson bros...
>>1530760095:30
>>153076009salty because i said your boyfriend is good not great. cmon now brother
Contender izzy man, different beast overall, peach of a beast lad
"Contender izzy" has lost his last 2 fights
>>153076123People used to have him in their top 10 all time lololol
he's buck broken izzy now
reminder that i’m betting on israel to beat pyfer because he’s obviously gonna win
>>153076137He is still the middleweight goat imo, problem is he lost his contender mindset after he flatlined his old nemesis, simply no motivation anymore
>>153076137calling them people is a stretch
Joe Pyfer ran out of ideas against the shambling ghoul known as Kelvin Gastelum
>>153076182People are usually sleeping between 2-6AM
Contender izzy man....you had to be there
>>153076188Based Korean piper Gastelum
>>153076091>>153076195he was champion in both these fights dumb fuck
>>153076149Depends on what type of Izzy comes in, if he is in just for the paycheck, it's over but if it's Contender izzy then yeah
>>153076195SHOW THE FIGHTS BEFORE AND AFTER THAT
Joe Pyfer will assend to godhood when he koncks out Israel Adesanya.
>>153076257Caps locked, here you go kid, calm down
Joe Pigfat will keel over and spread xer pigussy for her Daddysanya's BBC
>>153066307kek
>>153076283wrong fight dummyIsrael fans changing history i see
>>153076293Fersuure
soon
>>153076334ha ha australia ha ha
soon DDP will begin visiting jeet doctors just like Tomala
It's just me and Australia who still believe in contender izzy>>153076334soon
Soon…
>>153076433This dork is annoying but I can see him winning by decision or sub
>>153066225why is he acting like the karate kid?
How would Obelisk fare in MMA, he is 100-0-2 against romans
You guys seem like a reliable bunch. Who should I be putting my money on in Gaethje v Pimblett?
>>153076486Gambling is for retards, invest that money in bitcoin
>>153076433those glasses tell me they are a student of the game, like to have fun, but not too much fun. the tattoos are cool, as well because it break the typical image for a nerd. this guy is some sort of fighting nerd.
>>153076486Roided Paddy is an absolute munster, B. He was manhandling Cuckler like nobody before him. Also, Garth has accumulated too much damage over the years.
Gaethje by Masvidal-Ellenberger cage booby trap
Dana should be charged with extortion over 324. You take away shows for 6 weeks and people are gonna watch even when the card is absolute dogshit but for how long? If I was paramount Id consider legal repercussions. This sets a horrible precendent
>>153076573theres no more ppvs. the numbered events are just like brand name fight nights from here out
>>153076578Hes putting out shitty ones on purpose to introduce quarterly Premium Live Events that hes gonna charge for anyways. Like I said, legal actions are necessary
what are your personal favorite/comfiest ways to watch a ppv? Prelims and all
>just wait until you see the amount of GAMBLING we've added to ufc events GOY
time update?
>yes, how could you tell
>>153076573325 is way way worse than 324
ufc is shit i hope they never come back
>>153076173Izzy is very good but no way he’s better than Anderson
Dana White you fat son of a bitch
>>153076676Umars the one guy worth watching on Saturdays undercard and hes gonna get bumped up because the granny sawdusted herself in training plus paddy and sean are both punk ass bitches. I can tell from your post that you don't train
>>153076717flash ko umars corner will be crying
>>153076739Nah you will be crying actually
>>153076639Three star one bedroom hotel room, ‘za ordered with my Filipina tranny call girl
>>153076686What should Izzy do to surpass Anderson
>>153076753Trannies will NEVER be women, you are getting fucked by a man not a woman, you are probably a paddy fan, i can tell.
>>153076756land a 450 splash like 2 cold scorpio
>>153076756At this point he can’t. He’s washed.
>>153076717I’m literally Trevor Whitman and you’ll lower your tone when addressing me
>>153076765>jelly of my fight fan call girlI’ve only bottomed for her once. Usually I’m doing the plapping.
>>153076789If you came to my gym Id whip your ass
>>153076742>Nah you will be crying actually
Thibk im goba fuken poo soon
the paramount produced ufc promo vids are unequivocally fucking bussing
Does anyone actually like the nu modern direction belts are going? I expect PooFC to unveil a new even shittier more modern belt design before the white house event.
>>153076717Kek Namajunas vs Natalia Silva got bumped to the main card instead
>>153076988I don't mind it because it demarcates different eras
>>153077025I don't actually mind the UFC one but the zuffa slap and undisputed ones look like plastic brand billboards to me. Or a power ranger belt.
>>153077011Grimbo Slice
>>153066396Blanch lookin fine
Try a glass of howler head playa!
>>153068037Her going after Jamahal whos built like a whole female ruined her for me. She couldn't even seek a hot black fighter. Just the lowest of taste. I think the europeans are right when they speak harshly about the poles
Drink up, playa! It fills the void!
>>153077052yeah those are gay. but things seem kinda gay right now so it kinda makes sense in a way. imagine if the belts were sick, it just wouldn't fit
>>153077090Canor and Poorier should do the quadrilogy in Zuffa boxing. And I'm tired of pretending it's a stupid idea.
>>153077179I guess that makes some sense. But in that case, there's no excuse for BKFC's stupid gay globohomoo belt.
>>153068521>>153076988this bad
>>153077202ill send them a message requesting a change. no room for faggy belts>>153077210
Colby Covington vs Conor Mcgregor is confirmed for the whitehouse
>>153077221fight of the century
>>153076753>>153076765>Three star one bedroom hotel room, ‘za ordered with my Filipina tranny call girlThat sounds more like a lonely night for Gaethje, thoughbeit... Paddy has a wife and children, unlike Garth...
>>153066225I'm trans btw
>>153077261
>>153069073>What is with dana and stupid UGLY belts? It might be worse than Power Slap's beltDana's new money, meaning he is physically and mentally incapable of developing taste.
>>153077090>he had no exit planhe has enterer the drug addict to BJ Penn pipeline
>>153076988Finally some good discussion here. Just like everything else, a minimal design and clear look has to be presented. Boring with no life. My favourite was the old UFC belt with the white man on it. You look at it and get a hit of nostalgia immediately. In 20 years who's going to look back at the current, shitty drawn up in 2 mins belt
>>153077101I don't think you listened to the story properly, it was him that approached her and got turned down. He even admitted it. I hope I've restored that joy and desire in your heard
>>153077382I feel like turki's boys just use AI to design theirs. They look exactly like the ai belts that heem used to post here when ai generators were first coming out. Way before those undisputed belts came out. Same big font in the middle and same curved blocky details with dead space between everything. And ever since they got involved with PFL with Road to Dubai etc, their posters are all Ai
>>153066396
>>153077261show wing
>>153066396Those pits are delectable.
>>153077781I find her belly area attractive and sufficient for bearing children. Thoughbeit, I have extremely high testosterone so others might no agree...
>>153077781I'm sorry you had your monitor off
>>153077599Hah I didn't know that. Not surprised at all since Arabs are soulless and wouldn't see a problem with using AI if it saves time and money. The world is fucked
>>153077814Honest question. Does anyone here wear UFC stuff?
>>153066396literally built like a mtf trans
>>153077883Turn your monitor on
>>153077972Turn your vibrator on
Why does Hamzat attend these things? It just seems like an annoyance with having to fake smoke for pictures with these weirdos and humour male groupies. He can't enjoy it very much. Give back, give back. In his position I'd give nothing back,
we cannot follow them
I can’t figure out who’s gonna win between Gaethje and Paddy.
>>153077882Yeah
>>153078065
MOGGED
>>153078172tf happened to uberreem, why quit the roids now that they can't test him?
>>153078077Is that you?
there you go with that damn moving again
>>153078186He's a vegan now
>>153078239Yeah.
>>153078186He's probably on trt since his testosterone production is probably uber heemed. No need to hop on dangerous cycles at 45.
Bonghead
What am I watching? An hour long deep dive into the new year with UFC Resolutions, streaming EXCLUSIVELY on Paramount+, with special guests, Miesha Tate and Dustin Poirier, as they join Chael Sonnen, Chris Weidman and Jon Anik in discussing what's next for the future, with a few arguments (and laughs) along the way.
>>153078301enjoy the programming goyim
>>153078301Was porier drunk?
>>153077090Just get more tattoos
>>153078172>>153078186Rumble also hopped off and drastically shrunk a year before his death. Reem probably got bad news from the doc and went cold turkey.
>>153078354Overeem was diagnosed with aids hes pretty open about it on ig
"FAAAAAA". Gaethje last word before ending the pimblit
>>153078247Fuck
>>153078065The f ans
>>153078354You idiots don't listen, I just told anon the turned into a vegan fag and changed his whole life mindset
What's also funny about overeem is he's ashamed of being black and is in denial about not being fully Dutch. How hard of a life must that be since it's something you just have to live with hah. Pretty sad
>>153078488You've arrived just in time. Come here and clean my Boots, you fat little chink
>>153078495Yeah man no doubt
>>153078495overeem
>>153078495Yeah you talking out of your ass, playa
I see the bong is upset.
>>153078527How's that?weird thing to say
Huh? What?
If Joe tried to go toke for toke with paddy and Justin he'd have a repeat of his Smokebox episode
>>153078495Reem is a descendent of dutch royalty unironically, his dutch royal mother was blacked by some former slave
>>153078560Common BBC W
>>153078560Kek that's fucking crazy. Surprised it's not a widely known thing
Tater totsCheesy tomato PieBanana puddingYe i'm thinking it's Gaziev time
>>153078560twp's have aways been a joke
>>153078319Nah but he said on Ariel he officially made it 40 days sober, without a drink before getting wasted again.
Dana White here. I’m a /box/chad now and don’t give a fuck about MMA no more.
Conor McGregor shows off his current physiqueLocked in on the White House fight (via @TheNotoriousMMA)
To be honest, I've never even enjoyed fights. I've been watching all this time because years ago I was watching Spike and there was this UFC segment with Dana White on it and I just looked at him and thought "I want that guy to have more money and power" and the rest is history
this doo beats off to gooby
>>153078671Is that his house? No way it is
>>153078685Just a hotel pic after heeming some slag with his giant corey
Goober strategically ducking meng for 6 years now they both geriatric uncs with 0 power and 0 speed
>>153078671Dude looks like a chimpanzee
Idea: McGregor vs Poirier 3 but they’re both blackout drunk
>>153078705Jolie twerking cage side whilst Dee is suffering from coke jitters
what a caz
>I'll follow you home
MMA was simply a stepping stone for Dana to pursue his real lifelong passion, Boxing.
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>>153078804Vintage Dana creampie smirk at the end there
Paddy Pimplett is the rare Jiu Jitsu guy who can't strike and also can't wrestle
>enters the thread
In between Dana White and Hunter Campbell at the roulette table is Tiki Ghosen, manager for multiple fighters and accused pedophile
Is paddy fraudlet good at anything?Shitty strikingMediocre, hyped up jiu jitsu
Chaddy got r/heem boiling again I fear
Do you think Fury FC champion Takaya Suzuki can defeat former Fury FC champion Joshua Van
They're sending Paddy in there against a 38 year old Justin Gaethje with a raging staph infection and people are going to be like "damn Paddy is so elite and special" when he wins
>>153078980Ur opinion = WGAF
This is Paddy Pimplett taking a photo with his Doctor Usman SajjadDr. Usman refers to himself as a testosterone doctor and has openly bragged about supply athletes with TRT, including Tyson Fury, Conor Benn, and Paddy Pimplett He built a website where he had testimonials posted from these athletes talking about how he's a great doctor and how he supplied them with testosterone. He's currently black listed from boxing
>>153079029Gaethje is fucked!
>>153079029Sajdaddy got ya squirtin huh
>>153079029No he hasn’t
>>153079040He took the website down in 2022 after Conor Benn popped (this is also what got him black listed)
>>153079029>>153079036nah b other way around. paddy is stepping into a brawllllll
Paddy will shoot like his life depends on it
TRT paddy will hold down gaethje
Uhhhhhh chuddies Dr. Uz's work with TRT is separate from his work with athletes ok
You know me sayin La. I'm a sorcerer, we don't get knocked owt
The one thing I love about boxing is they don’t let bums become stars, once you are a bum you don’t get to make money or get big fights anymore.The UFC lets literal bums like Nate Diaz be a main event fighter when he is literal dog shit and lost like 7 times to bums
Jake Paul is the biggest star in boxing
>>153079078Okay?
Da lou had that little chink on skates fr fr
>>153078050I forgot the picture, why didn't anyone say?
>>153079069chisora is a bum and he makes more than 99 percent of mma fighters
Sneed, say something for the record!, tell the people what you feel!
>>153079170Can you read English, retard? he said they don't turn bums into stars not that they pay them less than what the UFC pays it's fighters
>>153078050>>153079110>He can't enjoy it very much. Give back, give back. In his position I'd give nothing backeveryone is different in what drives them. its the champion standard to visit with the youth and less fortunate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIaILJ0HsD0
>>153077357A fighter of Dustin's calibre and fame could easily open his own gym and fill it up instantly based on his name value. It's something that could occupy his time and keep him involved in the fight game. I really don't know why more former UFC guys don't do this, most of them still have the hunger to be in the gym all day anyway
>>153078671Does Conor have Samoan genetics or something? The guy has never had defined abs, even when he was going skeleton mode to make 145
>>153079315Why would he want to bother with smelly teenagers asking him for pictures. He’s made enough money.
>>153079324The chav tattoos hiding them, i reckon
>>153079324He does he just has a bunch of tattoos covering it up
>>153079329>Suddenly, there's no more money, no more women, no more applause. No more dream.
>>153079315Fighters can't be coaches, i can't think of a single good fighter who turned into a good coach, Matt Sera comes to mind but these are the exception that confirms the rule
>>153077090Buy a farm or something you nigger. What is wrong with millennials
paddy the rapey
>>153079361I have a whore farm where i grow your moms.
>>153079352adding ludwig, kampmann, bucholtz, mike brown, lawler is a good cornerman, herman, brunson, faber. Im not sure if I trust a longo serra corner ever again haha
>>153079401
>>153079401Bodied that goat fucker
>>153079420The brazza in the green hoodie could make a good coach/assistant coach desu, he has a big pool of experience considering he was a WW and WW has historically the best talent
>>153079280>everyone is different in what drives themAre you fucking stupid? Obviously. I never said he shouldn't enjoy helping young fighters, it just didn't seem enjoyable for him in the video with these little attention seeking weirdos. And you've posted a picture of a sick child, which nobody would say isn't a good cause
>>153079480no doubt about it. hes got the demeanor
Has Cain got the keys?
>>153079561>He can't enjoy it very much. Give back, give back. In his position I'd give nothing back>are you fucking british and retarded? you asked why does he attend these things? you gave your opinion, and doubled down saying you'd give nothing back in his position. I responded saying everyone is different, MAYBE HE ENJOYS THE AUDIENCE? IF HE DOESNT?? You mean a guy shows up to shake hands and kiss babies? No fucking way, the UFC champion, shows up to an event to generate positive press, to advance their positon? No fucking way. Out of this world, faking an interaction, playing ball?? I have never seen it. Are you familiar with a man named OJ Simpson?
>>153079592he needs to keep putting in that work
>>153079628OJs still the only and will remain to be the only guy to ever hit 2k in a 14 game season. Khamzat will be the only 3 division champ
>>153079673i see nothing wrong with either statement. Could Topuria do it?
/heem/ is the only place to make a comparison between OJ and an mma fighter, this is the kinda of posts i come here for, impressive
>>153079315Poirier is prob making low 6 figures to be on the desk for UFC/paramount. That’s plenty to survive off in Louisiana. Plus his hot sauce business
>>153079673Khamzat died in a car crash last week b
>>153079760>6 figuresLmao they buy that faggot a meal and give him a plane ticket back. He's Jake Paul's bitch in no time.
if bicus really blamed the ref for his loss he wouldve spent the last 6 months becoming a more marketable fighter. everyone knows at this point that officiating in (all) professional sports is subjective. fact is Khamzats not only more marketable, hes a better fighter. Khamzats the Jon Jones of this generation but more entertaining
I had sex with Khabib Nurmagomedov (I'm a man)
>>153079846>more entertaininghe blanketed dricus for almost 25 minutes with no attempt to finish
>>153079846Just checked and there is no one in the history of martial arts named bicus
>>153079863I can tell by your post you've never trained a day in your life
Facts = Schaubshenko made weili her bitch
>>153079863He did go for submissions but I think it's just so the ref don't force them to stand up
>>153079924>He did go for submissionshe quite literally did not lmao
>>153079937I have a good memory, playa! He did go for low effort kimuras and RNCs
Finnish MMA sensation Bicus Livari
Du piggy followed the gameplan perfectly. He wanted to bounce, bop and oink on it for his Zatdaddy
>>153080020khamzat likes a cheeky finger i see
Dricus exposed how dogshit MW is. All it took was a jacked up caucus boy to show levels
The entire Nurmagomedov clan bows at the feet of Daddy Putler
>6% significant strike in a 5 round decision
If Daddy Putler told Khabib to suck him dry Dagistani style he would drop to his knees like a bitch and squeeze every last drop out of Daddy Putler with his vacuum like lips
>>153079628Ok fair enough, maybe it's just good press. No need to shout at me though
lets give it up for Pat Miletich
>>153080119You're English, stop using their terminologies
If you guys dont post better stuff I wont engage the therd
>>153080244Agreed. I’ve even seen British girls use “y’all” in conversation. Disgusting.
*posts better*
just checked martial arts database and there wasnt a single finn?
>>153080309https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/272103-finn-griessmann found 1
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>>153080309Wasnt that crazy sniper that killed an bajillion doos Finnish? They got it in there blood b
>>153080215you called me stupid, dont use aggressive words if you dont want an aggressive response. we can both strive to be UFC champs now with this blood feud. see you at the childrens hospital for PR
>>153080323>the fight game be like that bob arum
>>153080286No way, that's pushing it. What wannabes kek how pathetic
At the end of the day, no one cares about how hard you wrestle, they care about how hard you hit.
>>153080348No, I don't want this feud, cancel it. I can't take any more of these
autistic fucking freak!
>>153080382>>153080382
>>153080369>wannabes It’s time to log off for a while and stop interacting with yanks
The winner takes it allllll (takes it allllll)The loser has to fallllllllll (has to faalllll)It's simple and it's plain (sooooo plaaaiiiinnnn)Why should I complaiiiiiinnnnnn (whhhyyyy complaiiinnnn)
>>153080384we are doing a podcast now, talking about our blood feud. what a time, right? its been how long? man i cant even count. im glad we are able to sit down and talk it out for the fans
>>153080406They used to be bros...
