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I got a pet hedgehog. Say hello.
Man City getting £35M for Oscar Bobb KEK
>no dilated in the OPshan't be using this thread
>>153079380Hello hedgey :)
Anthony Gordon reportedly leaving Newcastle in the summer
>>153079388>liverpool fans can't go ONE thread without dilating VOLUMES
He deserves a 2nd chance
>>153079425Why not? His coal burner did.
>Manchester United are NOT making any transfers in the January transfer windowBen Jacobs
>MFW we get extra lego time this week
>>153079425B-but he made one mistake... his life should be ruined forever!!>>153079429The blue haired folk will NOT like this one
>>153079447Forgot pic ffs
>>153079380Would stomp this little runt into oblivion with my steel capped boots
Thread Theme:https://youtu.be/fe4EK4HSPkI?si=vrxbEbZeBE-v7hCJ
>>153079464You feel like a big man saying that?
Had Greggs on my dinner break today. Got a steak bake, sausage roll, hot chocolate, and a yum yum.
>Villa in for Tammy Abraham
>>153079467Absolute banger
I'm starting to think Wolves won't win the Premier League this season...
This thread>British flags >pure kino>unique postersLivertroons thread>foreign flags>pure dogshit>samefagging
>>153079380cute>>153079464youre brown aren't you
Who would you rather bring on if you're chasing a goal at the end of a game and you have a setpiece? >Gabriel>Maguire
Why do people from the third world have such disdain for small animals? Do they see them as some kind of intelligential threat?
>>153079575Please bare in mind that 3rd worlders shit in the street
>>153079580No wonder they want to come to this country and suffer racism
MANCHESTER UNITED GETTING WILFRED NDIDI ON A LOAN UNTIL THE END OF THE SEASON
>>153079584Protected species under Sir Kier Stalin. They're probably zeroing in on your location just for pointing this out.
>>153079587Who
>transfield
>>153079602Kek
>>153079560Maguire is essentially a late winner specialist. His goal against Lyon was the biggest slap down in recent memory.
I still sing God Save the Queen instead of King
>OH MY SCIENCE BALON DOR!!!vs.>just doing his job
>>153079531“Canadian” is talking to himself on vpns about his schizo-characters in the Livertroon thread once again
>>153079638The mental health crisis surrounding Liverpool needs to be studied. It's sad to see.
>>153079626Based
Thinking of getting Subway on the way home. Not had it in a few years and craving a meatball marinara.
my ex gf got fat :)
>>153079644Corrrr wouldn’t mind a go on her fronties
Hull City have a good chance of getting promoted this season so I'd like to remind the zoomers what they're like https://youtu.be/tgS1RFk1cU8?si=w6ROsvj2rV-URtnU
>>153079670Kek theyre cringe cunts them lot. They DO have good scran at the stadium though.
>>153079657Oi that's ar lizzy that is
What do you lads do for work? Always wondered what the average /epl/ poster does. I'm in anthropology
>>153079635Vidic is by far the most underrated defender of the Premier league era
me watching balon d'orgu against city after slandering him for the past 3 months
>>153079703I build caravans
I've seen people saying the league is weak this season but the top 3 are only 1 point off the top 3 last season at the same point
>>153079703Accountant
>>153079749The only people saying that are Liverpool and Tottenham fans because they didnt expect their teams to fall off so bad
>>153079703Mechanic. Dad owns the garage. Just me and him working there. Most days we just fit new tyres.
>>153079755
>>153079765Do you do welding?
will you stop splitting the threads you retards
>>153079703>I'm in anthropologyBizarre lie
>>153079756Can't figure if its worse for Spurs or Liverpool given their circumstances. Both won silverware last season and made big investment in the summer.
>>153079749>How can people say the league is weak this season when it's basically interchangeable with the notoriously weak league we had last season?
>>153079775Yep and panel beating
>>153079783Why would I lie about having a very beige career?
>>153079810Because youre a sad cunt?
>>153079795So you're basically saying that Liverpool only won last season because the league was weak? Idk about that
>>153079703i used to work for industry journals, now i'm a press contact for a company.
>>153079703Doing part time at Tesco while I study at uni
>>153079798Need my van welded. Failed its MOT. Suspension mounting corroded innit.
>>153079828What are the immediate faults mate?
>>153079812Angry fella ain't ya
They're not taking the draw to 19th place Burnley very well... major investment is needed.
>>153079847Guess its your anthropology studies that gave you that insight
>>153079817Is that you Indy?
>>153079838>Insecure battery>Windscreen wiper doesn't clear the window effectively>Service brake excessively binding>Reversing lamp inoperative>Windscreen washer not working>Drive shaft joint constant velocity boot split or insecure>Brake hose excessively twisted>Suspension component mounting excessively corroded (nearside and offside)>Exhaust has a major leakJust niggly things. Would have flew through in Angola or somewhere.
>>153079873That doesn't make sense. Anthropology is the study of human life through differing periods of time.
>>153079907Fucking Hell lad you're looking at the best part of a grand for that lot. I assume it's a Ford Transit.
>>153079907not him but whoever did that MOT is pathetic
>>153079871MacAllister seething
>>153079703I ragebait on X.
Anyone going to the World Cup this summer? I wanna go but dont want to get my shit blown off by some mutt.
>>153079920>I assume it's a Ford TransitIt is kek. I had thought around about a grand myself, but that was just a speculative guess because I don't know how much welding is. No one around here seems to do it.Need to get a dodgy MOT and pass it on to someone else.>>153079921In fairness he is a bit of a cunt. All he really wants to do for anyone is services because it's easy money.
>>153079946How much does that pay?
>>153079956boggles my mind that a garage will even try to wizard up non-work out of a van driver, rather than just your usual ignorant university students or old grannies.
>>153079956The suspension welding is about 200-500. Brake pipes are cheap. The exhaust leak might be a new exhaust but idk how bad it is.
>>153079950>the glances to the side Kekd
My neighbour is unemployed and has been blasting dance music all day
No team has won consecutive games in the Premier League
>>153079959Quite well really, although you do have to think ahead. My football bait is going explode in the next few weeks as the title race hots up (hopefully arse choke somewhat). Then I'll put more focus on politics for the mid terms.
>>153079950He's a big guy
>>153079975Im a uni student and never get rinsed by the garage :)
>>153080026Let's have a sample of your work
>>153080058the rear inlet grommets on your 2013 Volkswagen Polo are excessively corroded, that'll be £100 in parts plus labour.
>>153080073I only buy premium air for my tyres lad
Anyone see that Spuds muttmerican on SSN just now kek
>>153078576>>153078576>>153078576>>153078576We're all in here
Liversissy is back and samefagging his thread. Doesn't take much to trigger this fella.
>>153080085Thought I was the only one kek. Average Spurs fan btw.
>>153080086Think I'll stay here, thanks.
>>153080086Ew no
>>153080092He was molested by his dad and the only thing that makes him feel better is putting "dilated" in the OP
I pay for Sky Sports
>>153079703I work at a sunbed shop. I see fit birds every single day.
Playing Skyrim for the 1st time. Pretty good.
Christmas ended 3 weeks ago :(
100 posts!
>>153079380qt3.14 whats his name
>>153080092I reckon we let that freak talk to himself all night and then continue later when xhe is sleeping
>>153080169I was in Warwick on Saturday and saw a nice house that still had Christmas decorations outside - not like those elaborate ones that take all week to add/remove, but enough for people to notice.
>>153080200Hedgey
>>153080224Can't beat the f e e l of well done decorations
Liversissies Canadian alter ego just made a seethe post about this thread kek
This is the thread.
>>153079365What is Carragher trying to say with this face?
People already think Carrick is the saviour. How long before his first L? I think they'll get beaten 3-0 by Arsenal this weekend.
>Fulham lead Troy Parrott race as three clubs target Republic of Ireland hero
>>153079975I thought the same given how much of it appears is buying a new bulb, wiper blades, tightening the battery clamp thing, and putting some water in the reservoir. Fair enough on some of the other things.Reminds me of that thing of calling street sweepers "environmental hygienists".>>153079992Thanks bro. At least I have an idea of what to pay now.
Why is Man City losing to the Norwegian dub of Face/Off?
>>153080910No worries if you got any more questions about cars I'll chime in
>>153081185the whole team is in a rebuild phase, Pep needs at least another 600 million to make it work.
>>153080581Is even good?
THREE NILUnited buck broke these twinks
This thread has a more natural pace to it. As if im talking to real people.
We're in here lads>>153078576>>153078576>>153078576
>>153082052no thanks
>[David Ornstein] Jack Grealish suffers suspected stress fracture to foot - concerns injury will see Everton attacker miss months rather than weeks. Prognosis clearer after 30yo sees specialist in coming days to assess problem; major blow for England int’lRIP everton
>>153082052Liversissy you are embarrassing
>>153082052Liversissy... kys...
>>153082340He's on 300k a week
>>153082052>failed comedian canadian is there replying to himself on vpnsno thanks mate
>>153082536Why does he do it?
Why do pundits make out that Martinez is a dwarf? He's 5'10"
>>1530826535'7 maybe
>>1530827516 7 hahahahahahahahBut fr he is 5'10". Not a manlet.
>>153082777bro...
>>153083217Yes?
Anyone else noticed how Liverpool FC are really shit?
Canadian poster is a failed comedian
>>153086258I bet his breathe REEKS of shit
>>153086270Just like his hero Jurgen Kock
Has Liversissy gone to bed yet? Can we actually talk about football now?
>>153086361Yes the fag is sleeping
City lost to a team that has never won a champions league game
>>153087747Had*
Bodo/Glimt are world champions
New Liversissy kino just dropped
>>153088208What team do you support
>>153088408Best team in the world Arsenal of course
>>153088445What's your prediction for the game on Sunday?
>>153088365What compels an individual to have this kind of bullshit saved on their pc? This is anime or virgin coomer tier boomer garbage.
>>153088590Believe it or not, there's a mentally ill Liverpool fan who has videos of furries saved
>>153088622Truly a sick individual
https://www.the-londoner.co.uk/london-is-officially-one-of-the-safest-cities-in-the-western-world/Well rorke?
>>153088590homophobic arsenal customer who is upset that liverpool won the league last seasondon't worry, arsenal won yet another utterly meaningless fixture so he'll be tided over for a while
>>153080530feed me thierry
got banned from the liverpool sub for calling out all the indians and yanks who are slot out.apparently it's not inclusive to not consider them real fans
