previous >>153066225
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>153080389You talking to me Cuntoffersön?
Jack Della Maddalena shall return
huum!
>>153080418You didn't have to admit to having autism
First for Gane
>>153080441retard alert
>>153080431Don't start your shit again? Did you read my lovely excerpt?
>>153080441Fuck you
>>153080444No. And I'm sorry about your autism
Ya'll kek if I ever hear that with my own ears I'll spot what ever I'm drinking out
If I'm not drinking anything I guess I'd just spit in their face
You know I would absolutely kill you, if you ever did something like that, right?
Pretty sure that's against the universal rules of MMA.
You couldn't kill me anon
I got beast gnp from bottom shit you type never even seen before
gape n pound? gay as fuck bro
>Oh, I bet you I could.>I would literally kill you.
>>153080419To the prelims
Jack D'hella prelimaddalena
Hey pussy are you there?
Yea whatsap?
>>153080464Fuck you, you friendless retard
jackie boys a top 5 contender no doubt hes just in a really shitty situation. prates is hands down the best striker in the division. islams an undisputed top guy in the whole promotion. shavkhat wouldve been in islams shoes if he never moved up. hellcatsexual americans will be glazing morales for years. hes stuck on the outside looking in and what really blows for him is that hes leaps and bounds ahead of shitters like belal and wifeswap gary
Was /heem/ aware of jones zestyness ? I mean pre that famous mma guru video in fucking 2024
>>153080642Garry is unironically the second best fighter in the division right now Shavkat’s legs fell off, prate has 0 grappling, Morales is a sloppy bum with gorilla arms
>>153080642Jack would fuck up Prates badly. Prates spends a lot of time doing jack shit JDM would just bang him out in the pocket and kill him
>Thinks prates is the best striker in the division >Also thinks Ian Garry is a bad fighter
mandrama faggots should be shot in the head
>>153080733youd know all about getting banged out >>153080758youd know all about getting saw dusted
>>153080768Are you the autism guy
>>153080405Bro where tf you been?
https://youtu.be/GZg6OFkLRV8?Lmao this comment section. Niggas from 7 years ago perceived jones as cool,smart and absolutely 0 gay behavior mentioned
>>153080655people were posting about his gayness almost a decade ago
Bon Gamin throws a jab, asspinal cowers in fear
>>153080794And it's weird because In the other interview when he has a full beard and black shirt he was masculine and not zesty at all It's as if he has multiple personalities with different energies/mannerisms that manifest in different times. Something is deeply wrong with this man.
>>153080822Imagine what Jones would do to that freak
>>153080835Jones already Submitted that freak doe!
>>153080828Or he's just tren gayLittle no fact but steroids make you more attracted to men
>>153080835Turn down 30 million to fight him apparently
The vaxx enhanced normgroids gay radar
>>153080842he's been faggy since at least his college days thoughbeit
I can fix the UFC heavyweight division with one changeHeavyweights get 5 minutes to recover.
Gane accepted the 30 million to expose the coward of birmingham, only needed 4 minutes to do so
>>153080855He's been on steroids since he was in his college days
>he thinks the ufc pay gabe over 2 mil Jej
>>153080867he was also molested as a child so there's thateither way he's a poof
Gabe wont make it past Almeida or Lewis. Screencap this.
>oui thank you dayna for le 30 million francs, je expose le coward of manchester, iz le breeteesh rat bow to mon fist
Daily reminder Aspinall is the one that cheated by walking into Ganes fingers so he wouldn't be 0-1 in Official Championship Fights
If Gane was doing so well why did he feel the need to eyepoke
Gane tried to open his third eye, to see the world from a different perspective
>da roolzPedantic. Go back and watch Jones throwing clean elbows before hamill raised his arms like an imbecile to guide Jones elbows straight down to get him DQd. Its like white belts forcing a false reap. Childish behavior and a clear sign nobody that posts here from england has trained a day in their life
Fingers outstretched toward an opponent’s face/eyes: In the standing position, a fighter that moves their arm(s) toward their opponent with an open hand, fingers pointing at the opponent’s face/eyes, will be a foul. Referees are to prevent this dangerous behavior by communicating clearly to fighters. Fighters are directed to close their fists or point their fingers straight up in the air when reaching toward their opponent.
MEEEEEEEEEE PEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS OI CONT SEE SEXY JON DADDY JONES FUCK MRS. ASPINALL OI CONT SEE OUT OF ME HECKING PEEPIN cuck ORBS
>>153081040How does this apply to my gf fingering my bussy while dressed in UFC gear
>>153081040bros straight up defending pedantphiles on main
Prates has 0 wrestling bro, he only defended 15 TD out of 19 against garry
Legendary wrestler Ian “Ian Machado Garry” Garry
>>153081104Nothing says good wrestling like getting repeated taken down by a guy who isn't a wrestler
Prates would've heemed that fight points freak if he wasn't to amicable with him in the fight and just focused on heeming like he did to leon "vegetable" edwards
What's love got to do, got to do with it?
>>1530811380 wrestling compared to a guy like Islam, I agree.Extrapolate your posts next time and stop badmouthing my fighters you twatty twat
i could clear 12 of the top 15 wws but im built differnt
Oh yeah fight week I guess
>>153081337Fuck you
Tom Aspinall is White English, got his leg snapped by Blaydes, quit from an eye gauge from Gane, is covered in horrible tattoos, and he’s the Heavyweight Champion of the World. Deal with it.
chills
Rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka I think about her every time I hit the hookah
POST UFC 324 PREDICTIONS RIGHT FUCKING NOW You're not funny. Don't try to be funny.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h0orokdZa1Uthis will be my walmout music
So hype for this new UFC and Paramount collaboration I bet the camera work is going to be fire
>>153081528>Galactic throat >Horrible tattoos Pick one lame ass mf
>>153080758me to wwe haters
>>153081808i'm assuming it will be a nearly identical production with a couple new faces or a new segment between fights
>>153081707>Paddy round 2-3 submission>O'Malley decision>Acosta decision after a gunshy snoozer>WMMA who cares>Arnold submission
If the UFC can promise anything with this new television deal: It's the bare minimum
souf
>>153081808Is going to be what?
Following them is something we simply cannot do.
>tfw boy vs boy matchup
>>153081707Paddy beats Garth like Charles beat Garth. Weathers an early storm and chokes him out late 1st or early 2ndYadong beats Omalley clearly 29-28 but the judges give it to Omalley Waldo decisions Lewis in the most boring fight on the cardNatalia is way too athletic for Rose, easy 30-27Silva beats the fuck out of Allen for 2 rounds but empties the tank, gasses, and almost gets heemed late. Fight ends in a draw
>>153082009We can’t because we’re powerless to do so, or because our moral imperatives preclude us from it?
The Ilia era was like when Goku unlocked super Saiyan ultra and was just untouchable
>>153082009Are you the guy that made up that dumb phrase? The K1 recruiter doesn't even post anymore
>>153081707>paddy by rnc >omalley by dec>waldo by ko >rose is old and shitty and loses bad>silva by tko
>>153082046Nah I'm Sneed
>you now remember the Ank era
>fight week for the ufc return>minimal activity on /heem/
>>153082132Ilia is the only drawl left in the entire sport
Turcios vs Smotherman Discuss
which mma fighter is this?
>>153082072Poatan put that ugly inbred down with the quickness.
it's so over
>>153082239I refuse to believe anyone actually watches the mma guru or any other mma "personality" on youtube
Toilet Till threw away his wife and kids to go on coke benders and fucked it so badly that he was pennyless sleeping in random birds houses and selling all his possessions online. KSI saved that mans life with celebrity boxing bullshit
heem I go heem I go heem I go again
>>153082239they'll be mates again by next week
>>153082171Iron Mike
>>153082294Isn't he still making a fortune from Block Asset
>>153082280i kneel for Fight Fairy
>>153082280>he doesn't multistream mmatube for maximum information CASUAL
>>153082160i thought turcios would be good after his tuf run
>>153082403
>>153082403Is that a tranny top right?
>>153082403Tried watching Luke Thomas once. Made it about 90 seconds before he got sanctimonious about Trump being at a fight. Dude is insufferable
>>153082280they do though. have you seen the rest of the media that gets consumed, and regurgitated? Guys like Anik having to "give context" to make "moments" ... Its all this clip/moment culture, "Im not going to consume the full fucking thing, but ill take this moment or clip and use that as my entire argument." Oh you can't watch the full fight, here is a recap, with someone elses opinion to base yours off of, and boom there is your casual paramount plus viewer. Oh youre scrolling? Here is a 30 second take of something you can latch onto forever. Those people outnumber you and I sadly.
>>153082502Don't get me wrong anon, I'm a fucking retard. I'm aware I'm a retard though. I do not need to parrot someone else's stupid opinions. I have my own.
You just know the first ever UFC Paramount stream is going to be full of technical bugs and problems
>>153082294
>>153082147Nobody gives a fuck about Clitia Steatorrhea
>>153082537do you guys have paramount in the uk?the paramount smart tv app is real buggy when i use it
>>153082457the only mma guys worth listening to for laughs, some wild takes are retired, plus the interviews from the smaller channels. >fresh chael https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTfar8NNl7Y
Frail Sonnen
>>153082619Stuck in a washing machine?
does he even do impressions anymore?
Chael HisWife'sSonNen
Cowards do that and that ain't you!
>>153081707GaethjeSugaLewisboth Silvas
>>153081707Paddy will make Gaethje look old and slowRose will not look cute at allWaldo and Derrick will be a snoozefestArnold Allen masterclassTom Aspinall will be on the crowd cam, wearing an eye patch, it will be cringe
>>153082533they want all individualism stripped. look at the reebok deal. that shit killed fighters building their own brand, and now are all the same. hendo wouldve hit jones with an hbomb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycCkswHyWdM
>>153082809Schaub stood up for athletes in the face of the Reebok deal. He got blacklisted, has expressed that he would fear for his own life he went to an event and has to do shitty nicotine ads.
UFC's paramount deal is worth almost 4x more than the espn deal. Are fighters getting paid more?
>>153082834chills
>>153082904are the fighter 4x less gay than before?
>>153082904theyre just happy to be there at this point. nobodies living off 30k a year
>>153082573We have Paramount, but they aren't showing UFC on it here, we have to go through the same sources as before to watch it 'officially'. So from now on, we'll either just get a US vpn and log onto Paramount through that, or pirate it like always
Trvke
>>153081707>Gaethje >Yadong>Lewis>Silva>Figueiredo>Pulyaev>Krylov>Johnson>Johnson>Hokit>Turcios>Fugitt*wmma ignored*
>>153083009>figueiredo
>>153083009I said don't try to be funny
>>153082904
>>153082904guessing they will raise the entry level from 12/12 to 15/15 and talk about what a great deal that is for fighters
>>153083050>>153083071im serious about all my picks. >Gaethjeits been talked about.>YadongTeam Alpha Male even if yellow>LewisHe is in shape>SilvaNot british? >Figueiredoupset umar? yes please>PulyaevBig upset?>Krylovpick em fight>Johnsonpick em >Johnsoni think the good johnson shows up>Hokithe is good >TurciosTeam Alpha Male even if brown>FugittThats his last name dude nothing crazy.
dude gaethje is not winning lol
>>153083219Do you wear a bib on account of the drool?
>>153083219The only way Figgy beats Umar is via injury or some kind of crazy fluke KO Pulayev is getting heemed violently Fugitt is getting picked apart and probably TKOd late
>>153083240never say neverif Goddard is reffing, it could end at any time
Aaron Pico
>>153083261no, but i have seen those online. mostly sold in pounds, whatever those are.. I use dollars.>>153083289probably, but im ready for the paramount era of upsets
>>153083303n goodbless gentleman *smug step*
Fig will crack Umgar with one good shot in the first minute and get crotchsniffed for the remaining 14 minutes
>>153083363Decent grouping that
>>153083240He has a solid chance but he prob gets dragged to the mat and choked out. Garth has negative BJJ
>>153083185Where else can you get 30 thousand dollars for 15 minutes of work?
i wonder if figgy will fight for real or attack leg locks for no reason again
>>153083008Paddy can’t seriously think he’d win that, the skill difference is silly. He’s also a fat fuck outside of fight camp.
Paddy is the biggest framed 155er ive ever seen. Kids a freakin megalodon.
Why do people have yadong winning? He’s the type of static, no footwork striker that Sean styles on
>>153083464Full of TRT and Cali High Grade
What's next for figgy after this fight, title shot?
>>153083513another fight with moreno
>>153083523That's the fight the fans wanna see.
For the fucking fans man! It will be a war!*jabs*
>>153083513Talbott
>>153083513hopefully he retireshe's shit at 135used to be fun at 125sucks to watch now
>>153083542This dumbass mark fell for it lmao
Every gamblefag says Krylov is washed and will get smoked by Bukauskas. Literally free money on Krylov lol
>>153083426That’s a ncaa division 1 all-American wrestler you’re talking about pal. Watch yourself
reddit moment
>Cry Love vs BukkakeYeah, there's no way these are real people's names by the way.
What country’s fighters do you like seeing knocked out the most?>mexico
Schaub's crusty circumcised penis
>>153083444this might be the fight that leads him to UFC BJJ gold. go back 20 years and tell dana the ufc would have a bjj division with shittier belts, and he would powerslap TM the shit out of you
>first fight week in 6 weeks>/heem/ is dead
every week is fight week
>>153082280i'll watch a couple youtube mma guys but not guruthey all say the same shit. they watch each other and regurgitate each others ideaswatch anyone's breakdown of rose vs silva and guarantee you will hear 'footwork' about natalia
>>153083819bro is watching youtube breakdowns of wmma
>watch anyone's breakdown of rose vs silva
>>153083850yepi'm not a cazziesorry lad
>>153083798I was getting a blowjob from your mom, rude to shitpost mid coitus you know
>>153083882my mom is 54, obese, and smokes a pack a dayyou can do better anon
>>153083895smokes a pack of dick a day
Connor Ruebusch had a very indepth analysis on Natalia Silva vs Rose Namajunes
>>153083930
paddy the batty as in batty boi
WE cannot follow THEM!
Im 35 and someoen literallu beat me up and made me eat some dirt today
>>153083971Stand up for yourself
>>153082280MMA Che is the only youtuber who actually knows his shit
>>153083967Forgot your image this time
People are getting MMA opinions from a guy who keeps a bottle of mayonnaise near his desk that he squirts in to his mouth raw
>Forgot your image this time
i only watch hopperomma
>>153082280Every time I've tried it's>hey what's up everyone it's [picks guy] here talking about [UFC event]>before we start be sure to smash that like and subscribe button>we just hit 2500 followers, would love to get to 3000 by the end of the year>k here we go...>[5 minute breakdown of meaningless early prelim no one cares about]>don't forget to like and subscribe thanks>also take a look at the links in the description, if you want to support me the best way is to join my patreon for only $12.99 per month>you'll get my picks, my bets, my stats model, and all insider videos not released to the public>you'll see why I'm one of the top handicappers in the space with an ROI of [fake unrealistic number] Then you check the guy on betmma.tips or tapology and he's worse than average every fuckin time
>>153084048Why'd you post a selfie
>>153084063Lucrative James is the worst at this. He talks constantly about making millions betting UFC. Never shows a bet slip. Then he begs you to subscribe to his picks and pay him ten bucks a month lol. Absolute fuckin grifter and hundreds fall for it
>>153084095Pretty queer of you to save this imho
Who the fuck is lucrative james
Gaped MMA says Rose will put on a crafty vet performance
THE Lucrative James?
>>153084186An annoying MMA picks grifter who cosplays as a wealthy successful sports bettor
>>153084167Yeah totally fair
>>153084186a literal fucking retard that picked weili over shevchenko LOL
Listen I'm not going to waste my time talking some 500 viewer schmuck tangentially related to the sport
FecalMMA has 700 rupees on figgy
>>153084246He's got decent analysis but needs to shut the fuck up about being rich
>>153084246real mma fans did
>>153084246bro you are wasting your very limited brain capacity on mma youtuber breakdowns of wmma
fuck goyimFC (ufc)
>>153080441Just got this in the mail myself
nice ad retards
>>153084356>goyimfc>whispers to (you)>that means non-jewish
Helwani 10-7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKBiJzFujd8we are here
>>153084375LOL you watch football
>>153084351sorry anon I'd rather spend my limited free time watching people talk about UFC than read schizophrenic homosexual unfunny posts on /heem/
>>153084411You could read a bookOr like train MMA You know do something with yourself
You don't understand I HAVE to watch PedophileMMA to enrich my life how else am I supposed to know that Michael Chandler bought a yacht
you don't get it bro i NEED to know what lucrative james thinks about bruna brasil vs ketlen souza
Guys came on tone it down we are all friends hear. What was Matt Linlands greatest moment? Lets discuss that
Sometimes it feels like Im the only guy in the thread that even trains
Fight me
>>153084475stfu
>>153084080Uh oh, don't start an argument with the Brazilian again. That got out of hand
>>153084407How much of a sissy must be be
Woaaah, amber is the color of her energy~
fuck off toby you're making us look bad again
Lozenge Kunta was a beast
>>153084504
>>153084430I'm too busy actually having a life
>>153084560You post on /heem/
>>153084407you watch grown muscly men hug and rub for 5 hours bro
i simply HAVE to know MMAJoey's thoughts on alexa grasso vs maycee barber
>>153084570Not for the past 3 days I've been range banned dummy
I actually have a life. That’s why I watch a 30 subscriber autist slobber on the mic while he analyses prelim WMMA
One of you should start a YouTube channel. You can expound the /heem/ perspective on mma and culture.
>>153084593>I actually have a life.that's a good one
>>153084597>he doesn't know about betwetterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSZQJGl4xFA
You won’t have much of a life after I get through with you. Enjoy sucking food through a straw for the rest of your existence.
>>153084560If you know who lucrative james is I figure you don't have a life
>>153084597/heem/ videos would be making a predictions video, going 4/13 on picks, then posting a reaction video claiming they went 13/13
>>153084628I forgot just how chinese he sounded lmfao
>>153084649I have enough disposable income to gamble on UFC so I like to get a few different perspectives. I know having money is a foreign concept to most of you. Sorry to offend!
>>153084673Gambling is degenerate
>>153081040>well akshually if you read the rulesWho caesss isa fuckin fight
>>153084628>UFC 286 picks>2 years ago>5 viewsSad
Me and lucrative James have a very special relationship. You wouldn’t get it
>>153084693Should have kept grinding
>>153084400umm max holloway just brutally ratioed ariel on x by 15k likes... so yea 10-7 L for arieL
I'm so fucking successful and so fucking rich that's why I get my MMA picks from Lucrative James
Till is either very dumb or very bold to talk smack to an obese incel especially after getting mounted by notorious homosexual powerhouse ddp and sussy sheshen bacha bazi brutallizer khamzat
https://youtu.be/Z-6HFh4VNPs?si=YWHBtVi6_UcFIPxx
>>153084063kek found a random one and immediately https://youtu.be/PI6e0boYsk4?t=176
>>153084713Someone else having a career shouldn't upset you so much anon. Consider logging off 4chan dot net for a while to calm down
https://www.lucrativemmabetting.com/For just 1500 you too can become an elite member of the lucrative James army
You get your picks from YoutubersI get my picks from cardsWe are not the same
ufc is back
well, Finland is here, gonna have to look sharp and pretend like I know who these cans are and make picks
>>153084790Can't hate. Guy is probably making $200k a year making youtube videos talking about UFC. Good for him
>>153082160ngl i like turcios as a dog here
Real wealth is friends and happiness, not coins. Food for thought. - Me
PimblettO'MalleyLewisNajajumasArnold "TIMEBONG" Allenrest dont care, hope Umar whoever he is loses though
Yes I paid 1477 to listen to a fucking retard pick Weili Zhang. Yes I pre-ordered a signed lucrative James UFC fight kit. We are not the same.
>>153084788>>153084813We're bot subscribing to your patreon James
Could have paid me a 20 to tell you to pick Weili
>>153084850Calm down! No reason to get mad anon
>>153084869You sound revved james. Did you take your blood pressure medicine today
Da Lou fight week, btw.
>>153084706calling it X is wildHe quoted Max verbatim? I think Ariel is cringe and genuinely annoying at times but I don't understand how MMA fans get mad at an interviewer for bringing up sensitive topics? Masvidal was the first BMF belt holder so it's completely relevant to ask him what he thought about Max's words
>Real wealth is friends and happiness, not coins. Food for thought.
>>153084910canned that canuck
imagine if paramount offers a fixed camera angle for the fight
Gambling is a deplorable activity and is anti-heem.
Jesus christ you fucking watch this guyGet a life dude
>fightfairy was one of the most profitable youtube predictors lmao
life is essentially anti-heem
>>153084939You try me thats a gamble
>>153084939You can't be a UFC fan and be anti-gambling. The entire sport exists for gambling.
>>153084688>heem anon unwilling to put his money where his mouth is Many such cases!
>>153084910I look like taht and say tha-oh fuck Ive ben weem'd
wheres Dana whites contender series?
>You can't be a UFC fan and be anti-gambling. The entire sport exists for gambling.
>life is essentially anti-heem
Dana Blacks champion series
>>153084998Up your ass
>>153085005Ngannou. Jones. Gane
You don't understand I can't enjoy anything unless I put money that could be saved or spent improving my in tangible, material ways on the line in order to constantly chase an empty dopamine high, essentially being nothing but cattle for my financial overlords
>>153085002You’re not a UFC fan though, all you do is seethe about it while shilling garbage kickboxing orgs that haven’t been relevant since 2004
>>153085005Gaethje. Perry. Joanne Calderwood
Hi I'm anon. I contribute nothing of value to any thread. All I do is impotently mock others. I am awesome.
>>153085056Worthless motherfucking swine.
>>153085005
>You’re not a UFC fan though, all you do is seethe about it while shilling garbage kickboxing orgs that haven’t been relevant since 2004Yes.
>>153085056Oh you're fucking mad
I always try to engage you guys openly and hoenstly but I get shit and spat and came on. Others arent as strong as me to weather that kind of haterd
alright heem give me your random predictions for this saturdayI'll start - O'malley will ultimately win the fight but will look like shit in the 3rd round and be badly cut
youre all victims except me
Gambling is ufc
this doo malding 4real
>>153085102omalley should badly be cut from the roster indeed
ufc rooster
"Bro" is gonna be up until 5AM doing this, again
>>153085119Ufcock for short
>>153085102Song has horrible footwork and won't be able to keep up with O'Malley at all. He was extremely competitive with an ancient Cejudo which something you don't want to hearThis is essentially a fight hing on O'Malley's takedown defense being able to thwart a very mediocre wrestler
I can’t take the negativity on /heem/
nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrds
>>153085131Lucrative James said the same thing
>>153085131let me show you something real quick
>>153085161no
on next dana black contender series, Ngumbo suspects Dukuku of stealing his ramen, is a rape correction in order? FIND OUT SATURDAY
I kill people for real. Don’t fuck with me.
>all the usual suspects are hereThe fix is fucking IN.
>>153085187paddycoin just SKYROCKETED
>>153085183oooh we got a real Ted Bundy over here he fuckin kills people bro
My algorithm is fucked now FUCK
>>153085202What happened the schizo who used to spam Bundy? I wonder if he died
Ted Bundy watched tranny porn and started killing people.
I just bought five paddika hat coins
i haven't been on heem in a few years but now that ufc is free and on an hour earlier i think i'll try to get back into mma. what have i missed since 2021?
>>153085131I understand your point but I think Song is going to go for more body shots than Sean's other opponents. Sean's footwork keeps him safe in every fight but if Chito was able to land some decent shots then I think Song will be able to land heavy shots because he has cleaner boxing
>>153085102Paddy gets dropped but survives and wins. O'Malley gets destroyed by Song. Lewis vs Waldo is a horrible fight. Gautier loses a round to Pulayev then wins by decision.
>>153085292Decisions. Lots of decisions.
>>153085056that's the point of this site retard
>>153085131O'Malley is checked out. He knows he's never winning the belt again as long as Merab, Umar, and Yan are around. He's gonna lose.
>>153085314You really think the gayest wigger in all of mma has no chance? I figured he'd decision yadong, but I don't know anything about that yadong
O'mälli will decimate Dong and then triumphally win the belt back from Yan. The cards told this.
>>153085292The "Next Generation of Heavyweights" that turned out to be just two guys who are better than the rest of a mid division that rarely get fights booked
>>153085345He already beat Yan
>>153085376no he didn't
>>1530853543 years ago O'malley would have killed Song. 2026 O'malley is done. He's gonna get taken down and held down
>>153085373I trust in Finland
ufc is free
>>153085402pls stop making this pick on some shit done UFC card than it has to be my friend!
>>153085376fer sure b sean won all the way
The heckin media scores?
Everytime you guys post I just hear it as *sucking cock noises*. Respectfully.
>>153085484Why can't you lot go 10 minutes without thinking about cocks
>>153085484Ask your mom to stop then
I followed them. Shalom my filthy gentile goys who is hyped for this weekends first Paramount+© and UFC™ legendary collaboration
>>153080642Garry is definitely better than JDM
>>153084356>Honestly like… [K-1] is a tiny organization, and the level is very low. I mean… the level of striking is very low. That's all I'm going to say. >If you're an expert striker, you understand what I'm talking about. The level is very low. -Chatri SityodtongMiss K-1 xistas....
>>153085724A brvtal trvth nvke by GODtri
Imagine what Gane would do to ONE and K-1's HW "Champions"
>>153085783nothing, because Gane already won
beans 'n pork
>>153085836Garthje tanked all of those and came Bach to win.
>NOOOOOOO I WILL NOT EAT THE LE HEGGIN BUGS!!! I WILL NOT FOLLOW THEM!!!Heh.... Stay smol then, chud.
all cubans live in florida and use steroids, yet so proud of home. very profound and caveman
>>153085783can't eye poke in big gloves mate
>>153085836Garth won't be throwing his leg kick either. like Aldo, Garth stopped throwing his calf kick as much. Plus he'll be afraid paddy will catch it and get a bodylock like Khabib did. Meanwhile Paddy will be teeping and calf kicking Gaychee at range, waiting for him to duck into a knee (which garth always dips and sways in a high guard).Khabib's easiest takedown was from catching the kick, getting a body lock and taking the back. Justin simply stands no chance on the feet or the ground. And that's the cold hard trvth... I see a lot of garth bros punching their monitor and quitting watching MMA altogether out of rage...
there are no "garth bros" only padGOD haters
Pimblett wins because Garth is washed. Stop acting like it will be competitive. It's a set up squash.
>>153085926>very profound and caveman>and cavemanwhat?
>>153086048But we said Paddy is so bad even a washed Gaethje could beat Paddy easily. We said it after Garth beat Fiziev remember? Either way, I think we all end up with poop smeared across our face after this one. Sad as it is.
All the things Schaub said(All the things Schaub said)Running through my head(Running through my head)
>>153086069It doesn't end well for any of us I fear chillingly in lamentation
>>153085939Yeah, there would be nowhere for them to run or hide once they realize they're losing to Gane. You're right.Chills...
1 week notice fiziev took gaethje down twice and had him in a triangle within the first 2 minutes of the fight
>>153086110
THE fiziev
Word is these absolute legends will be in attendance so better pre.prder your PPV because when it's official it will crash under the volume of people scrambling to buy
THE the bone temple?
>>153086170literalyl who are these niggas
>>153086170Idols for fatherless losers
>>153086143Gaethje only has a sprawl. He's shit against anything a sprawawl doesn't stop. Look how easily Khabib took his back in round 2 after catching his calf kick.
>>153086191
>reddit: DC should replace dana when he retires because he is le wholesome big chungus 100 DEI house nigger!!!!>4chan: Jones should replace Dana because he is an EvilChad just like him and who else to better promote your organization than the GOAT himself?
I'm fun at parties.
Its true garth got no hips to defend TDs but nevertheless i still believe he can beat pimbitch
>>153085041>>153085724A crackhead who lives in the sewers of florida Heemed a K-1 champion, do you still think k-1 sucks now?
>>153086186years > days > bone temple >>> weeks
Israel "Dog Molesting Freak" Adesanya
>>153086028Here is the thing, paddy sucks, he took tony to a decision, Garth has this in the bag
>>153086305Daddysanya got ya bussy all puckered up again, I fear.
frozen like elsa
they have to act like they think being sexually attracted to dogs is based haahhaahahah
>>153086347But enough about anglo women
>>153086359she left him cause he wanted her to bark for him lmao zoophile freak
There's probably like 5 of us here Dana should fly us out and comp our suites and tickets.
They blurred Justin's staph.
>>153086359White women will fuck anything except white men
We back
>>153086426Ilia's discarded trash
>>153086455Girogina is the one who did the dumping
>>153086469Dump this
>>153086455retard
>>153086485She already did
Paddy and Justin are fighting for a mickey mouse belt kwab
>>153086455Maybe we ain't back
>>153086455Many are saying this
There are 3 different belts at lightweight and Arman Tsarukyan will fight for none of them
>>153086485Dude literally had the most Goku super Saiyan tier run. Unreal power.
>>153085724Remember when ChatGOD lowballed Ngubu publically, before it was the cool thing to do? Chatri knew before everyone that francis was a bad person.
I'm more ways than one we are all Ilia Topuria.
>>153086586Hello more ways than one we are all Ilia Topuria.
>dude that's like my tranime
>>153086609You sound upset
>>153086305other than dying his hair pink, he started doing all that weird shit after Jan 50-45'd him other than the pereira fluke, he only tippy tapped bums like vettori getting a title shot after beating #15 holland to a snoozefest decision jan permanently mind broke dogbender, I fear.
Daniel "DC" Cormier
Contender izzy was a different beast
>>153086674Factual post
Dogbender pissy likes to lie with beasts
>>153086674Apex mickey mouse arena fights don't count cazzie everyone knows in a real full sized cage Costa would have found his sweet spot and kicked his tiny head clean off his shoulders
#PRIDERULES
>>153086667What does DC stand for?
>>153086698but enough about your mom
>>153086554SS Goku won one fight before having a heart attack, tapping out, and then dying
GEEEG CHADysanya got dem oinkin!
>>153086714You always know a guy is fucked when his stance is squared like that
>>153086742didnt he kill frieza's father in the og timeline off-screen as well though
>>153086339The greatest knockout in mma history, i challenge anyone to show me something that topped thisit has everythingStoryImpactAuraBackground10 years in the makingLongest rivalry of all timeHollyweird pedos could never dream of producing something like this with their quadrillion sets
>>153086759TRVKE
There is documented video evidence of Israel Adesanya playing with a male dog's genitals.
>>153086759for me it's
>>153086759Leon's KO against Usman is up there
somebody tell izzy to plug a toonie in the meter before the aura authority comes and tows him to the shadow realm
IN YER SLEEP YER GITTIN IT M8 IN YER SLEEP
Getting what
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhaOrK1cmXQimagine if JK Rowling cared about mma
What am I getting
>>153086842top 10 rivalry of all time based on pure emotionMcGreg was ready to end his bloodline over jokes and ugly cauliflower ear
>>153086759Def a great heem.>10 years in the makingFor me this is why it's not that great on the story win scale. To me, this was more 'now the story is getting good". If Izzy would have accepted the final rematch for all the marbles at LHW and became the double champ off even decisioning Pereira I would have considered that the greatest story win of all time. But Izzy was content with getting the 1 win. It's just Izzy's choice of words "I beat that guy one time" that hurts his 1 win. That line is too ingrained in the story. And I think he could have beat Alex at LHW too. He didn't believe he could do it thoughbeit.
>>153086929Only a midwit fool thinks a dumb women brain is capable of writing something as amazing as Harry Potter
