PREVIOUS: >>153117923CHC: Justin Steele (elbow) threw off of a mound for the first time last week since undergoing UCL surgeryNYM: Mets signed RHP Craig Kimbrel to a minor league contract with an invitation to spring trainingCIN: Sal Stewart spent the offseason getting in better shape and will compete for a starting role during spring trainingBAL: Orioles manager Craig Albernaz told reporters earlier this week that Heston Kjerstad will be a full participant in spring trainingSD: Yu Darvish has yet to make a final decision regarding retirement, according to a statement from his agent, Joel WolfeMLB: Hanser Alberto announced his retirement from professional baseballHOU: Astros manager Joe Espada confirmed that Jose Altuve will play second base almost exclusively next season, Isaac Paredes will get some reps at second base during spring trainingCLE: The Athletic’s Zack Meisel reports the Guardians and José Ramírez are working towards a long-term contract extension through 2032
dodgers
>>153166702can we also get the top 50 free agents list, based son of bakespie? tia
>>153166709>>153166760I'm a little lad who loves Bearies and Cream-ah!
gay thoughts and gay actionstrue gayness in your heartthrobbing cock and shame
>>153166741Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):>1. Kyle Tucker - LAD $240M / 4yrs>2. Bo Bichette - NYM $126M / 3yrs>3. Dylan Cease - TOR $210M / 7yrs>4. Munetaka Murakami - CWS $34M / 2yrs>5. Alex Bregman - CHC $175M / 5yrs6. Framber Valdez>7. Tatsuya Imai - HOU $63M / 3yrs>8. Cody Bellinger - NYY $162.5M / 5yrs>9. Kyle Schwarber - PHI $150M / 5yrs>10. Ranger Suarez - BOS $130M / 5yrs>11. Pete Alonso - BAL $155M / 5yrs>12. Josh Naylor - SEA $92.5M / 5yrs>13. Edwin Diaz - LAD $69M / 3yrs>14. Michael King - SDP $75M / 3yrs15. Zac Gallen>16. Devin Williams - NYM $45M / 3yrs>17. Brandon Woodruff - MIL $22.05M / 1yr>18. Trent Grisham - NYY $22.05M / 1yr>19. Kazuma Okamoto - TOR $60M / 4yrs20. Eugenio Suarez>21. Robert Suarez - ATL $45M / 3yrs>22. Shota Imanaga - CHC $22.05M / 1yr>23. Jorge Polanco - NYM $20M / 2yrs24. Chris Bassitt>25. Merrill Kelly - ARI $40M / 2yrs>26. Brad Keller - PHI $22M / 2yrs27. Lucas Giolito>28. Ha-Seong Kim - ATL $20M / 1yr>29. J.T. Realmuto - PHI $45M / 3yrs>30. Ryan O'Hearn - PIT $29M / 2yrs31. Harrison Bader>32. Raisel Iglesias - ATL $16M / 1yr33. Nick Martinez34. Luis Arraez35. Zack Littell>36. Ryan Helsley - BAL $28M / 2yrs>37. Gleyber Torres - DET $22.05M / 1yr38. Justin Verlander>39. Cody Ponce - TOR $30M / 3yrs>40. Kyle Finnegan - DET $19M / 2yrs>41. Luke Weaver - NYM $22M / 2yrs>42. Tyler Rogers - TOR $37M / 3yrs>43. Seranthony Dominguez - CWS $20M / 2yrs>44. Pete Fairbanks - MIA $13M / 1yr>45. Gregory Soto - PIT $7.75M / 1yr>46. Emilio Pagan - CIN $20M / 2yrs>47. Tyler Mahle - SFG $10M / 1yr48. Max Scherzer>49. Victor Caratini - MIN $14M / 2yrs>50. Willi Castro - COL $12.8M / 2yrs
the bearieposter was unhinged.
no time for losers cause we are the champions...of the world
>>153166869cursed image
>>153166779>this era of Bud commercials >every retarded idiot saying “dilly dilly” at every bar/game for monthsplease don’t remind me
>>153166869blessed image
>>153166876was dilly dilly the same era? i feel like i didn't hear people saying that until mid 2010s and berries and cream was early/mid 2000s
>>153166935Could be they weren’t airing at the same time idr honestly. I stopped paying for cable right around 2015/16 anyway.
>Freddie made Edwin Diaz get new teethwith how superstitious baseball players are, he's about to have a 10ERA 20 blown saves season
>>153166796I like how all of these contracts are normal and then you have the dodgers and blue jays massive above market deals. I don’t want a lockout or salary cap but it’s still very funny. I guess when the secret is out that you have literally endless money agents are gonna take every penny they can get
>>153167087wait wtf lmao are you serious?
>>153167120
>>153167152Hollywood sellout
>>153167152he looks like chief Wahoo
>>153167236kek
>>153167236Kek
I'm a bit hopeful about Padres season, not sure if we'll be playoffs ready with our "owner" situation, I genuinely believe it'll be a fun season with Stammen being our coach. Maybe young coaches vibe well compared to old fart stubborn by the books boomers managers
>>153167735What’s he like a Chinese guy or somethin’?
most versatile pinoy
>>153168360AH HELL NAH!
Good morning frozen /mlb/
>>153168360New beary content??
>>153168420gm
gm mariners nation
Sneedatle Feedhawks
>>153167152>be multimillionaire on east coast>nothing>move to SoCal>instantly get giant tony robbins veneersWhat is wrong with these guys. Machado did it too
>>153167236klenked
>>153168962chucks
kek!!!
>>153168360This is an ourtage
>>153168360centralbros won’t take this lying down
Let's go CUBBIES!!!
That Dylan Cease contract is already brutal.
>>153169752sure tell yourself that when the Jays' rotation is deep and the real problem is that they are going to be less Bo's insane double machine bat and will be over reliant on a Japanese meme and his maybe 20ish homers and high K rate. Oh and then "hoping" Santander is going to somehow be that contract year bull .
>>153169752>>153169803I have been saying this.
>>153169813Don't worry. You have the highest ranked prospect pool in all of MLB. I am sure that will mean contention for years to come. What could go wrong?
>>153169752I guess you could call it D. Ceased on arrival or, if you’re an AL east fan, D Ceased on a rival.
icsamcrn
>>153169891Just gotta play the cards right, a big open window is right in front of /us/
>>153166702>NYM: Mets signed RHP Craig Kimbrel to a minor league contract with an invitation to spring trainingDude needs to just let it go.
>>153166796>6. Framber ValdezIs he really that much of a headcase or is he just asking for Gerrit Cole level money?
>>153169991Someone should sign Trevor Bauer to a minor league contract.
>>153169752$27M aAAV is actually pretty fair. Cease is an awesome floor raiser/injury insurance
>>153170010both
>>153170140delet this
It's just going to be Ohtani again isn't it? How boring.
>>153170198He's the golden boy. Cha ching!
AL East finna have 4+ teams with 90+ wins again…
>>153170198dodger ohtani, only angel ohtani has been on the cover
>>153170209imagine all the idiots paying thousands for his memorabilia like his baseball cards and shit thinking it is going to be $$$$ when literally there are millions of different variations and bullshit about. only people getting rich are the ones producing all this crap.
>>153170021People are retarded man. They're retarded and they need to die. Cease is a workhorse, that's why he got paid
Source: The Giants have agreed to a two-year deal with Harrison Bader, accomplishing a major offseason goal of improving their center-field defense.First: @Ken_Rosenthal>t. Peff retweet
>>153170311I don't disagree, but his 50/50 home run baseball sold for over a million. The guy who sold it was sued by the kid he overpowered to get the ball. I think the kid lost the suit, I would like to find out.
>>153170198Also repeating isn't historic. Joe Mauer did it
A little birdie told me the Cubs and gallen are close to a deal
>>153170391lawsuit is still ongoing from what I am seeing online. "Kid" is 18. Max Matus. Florida courts if you are interested. Lawyers are probably making sure they get their fair share lol.
>>153170334Yeah even if he's a postseason choker he's so consistently durable in the regular season you can pencil him in top 2~3 in a rotation for years and get fair value on that contract barring an early decline
>>153169803>they are going to be less Bo's insane double machine batclement hit 39 doubles last year
>>153170753correction, he hit 35 doubles. still, the point is that he's a solid hitter.
kek
>>153170847Fuck canada
>>153170955
>Giants literally signing someone named Badder
Fuck you ernieposter he's gonna do it again to walk off the WS just to spite your bitch ass
always so cringe when the DMV Doyerpaco does his Canadian antagonism shtick
Skubal to the pipeys
thought they had it in the bag KEK
LOL
kekini
>>153171207This is the first time seeing the spitting kek
I thought you this dude retired desu
>>153171094It's mariner dorks and yankee goblinos
>>153171321I hear spring in Madison is lovely.
>>153171323As a Jays fan I am ok with it. Never getting over that loss anyway. Just hope baseball does not implode before we get a chance again.
>Bauer facing exile from Japan and Korea
What’s it like being an Angels fan and seeing other big market teams make huge signings and trades and meanwhile you get minor league signings of Nick Sandlin and Trey Mancini? Doc you recognize your team isn’t even trying or do you cope and try to rationalize Mancini and Manoah and Moncada and Grissom all bouncing back and being a competitive team?
>>153171553We just sit around want wait for Arte to die and hope Neto does something cool.
>>153171639*waiting
>>153171522>yfw he goes to pitch for the chisox
The LA Doggers~
>>153171553I don't think they are going to spend any money until Rendon and Trout's contracts come off the books. A lot of Angels fans were deluding themselves that restructuring the Rendon buyout would free up some money to do something, but no I don't see it.
blow gays kek
>>153166796Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):>1. Kyle Tucker - LAD $240M / 4yrs>2. Bo Bichette - NYM $126M / 3yrs>3. Dylan Cease - TOR $210M / 7yrs>4. Munetaka Murakami - CWS $34M / 2yrs>5. Alex Bregman - CHC $175M / 5yrs6. Framber Valdez>7. Tatsuya Imai - HOU $63M / 3yrs>8. Cody Bellinger - NYY $162.5M / 5yrs>9. Kyle Schwarber - PHI $150M / 5yrs>10. Ranger Suarez - BOS $130M / 5yrs>11. Pete Alonso - BAL $155M / 5yrs>12. Josh Naylor - SEA $92.5M / 5yrs>13. Edwin Diaz - LAD $69M / 3yrs>14. Michael King - SDP $75M / 3yrs15. Zac Gallen>16. Devin Williams - NYM $45M / 3yrs>17. Brandon Woodruff - MIL $22.05M / 1yr>18. Trent Grisham - NYY $22.05M / 1yr>19. Kazuma Okamoto - TOR $60M / 4yrs20. Eugenio Suarez>21. Robert Suarez - ATL $45M / 3yrs>22. Shota Imanaga - CHC $22.05M / 1yr>23. Jorge Polanco - NYM $20M / 2yrs24. Chris Bassitt>25. Merrill Kelly - ARI $40M / 2yrs>26. Brad Keller - PHI $22M / 2yrs27. Lucas Giolito>28. Ha-Seong Kim - ATL $20M / 1yr>29. J.T. Realmuto - PHI $45M / 3yrs>30. Ryan O'Hearn - PIT $29M / 2yrs>31. Harrison Bader - SFG $20.5M / 2yrs>32. Raisel Iglesias - ATL $16M / 1yr33. Nick Martinez34. Luis Arraez35. Zack Littell>36. Ryan Helsley - BAL $28M / 2yrs>37. Gleyber Torres - DET $22.05M / 1yr38. Justin Verlander>39. Cody Ponce - TOR $30M / 3yrs>40. Kyle Finnegan - DET $19M / 2yrs>41. Luke Weaver - NYM $22M / 2yrs>42. Tyler Rogers - TOR $37M / 3yrs>43. Seranthony Dominguez - CWS $20M / 2yrs>44. Pete Fairbanks - MIA $13M / 1yr>45. Gregory Soto - PIT $7.75M / 1yr>46. Emilio Pagan - CIN $20M / 2yrs>47. Tyler Mahle - SFG $10M / 1yr48. Max Scherzer>49. Victor Caratini - MIN $14M / 2yrs>50. Willi Castro - COL $12.8M / 2yrsOnly 10 remain unsigned including #6.
>>153172013Honorable Mentions:Miguel Andujar>Shawn Armstrong - CLE $5.5M / 1yr>Josh Bell - MIN $7M / 1yrWalker BuehlerGriffin CanningPatrick CorbinNestor Cortes>Lewin Diaz - SAM $1.5M / 1yr>Zach Eflin - BAL $10M / 1yrPaul Goldschmidt>Foster Griffin - WAS $5.5M / 1yrAustin HaysRhys Hoskins>Adrian Houser - SFG $22M / 2yrs>Danny Jansen - TEX $14.5M / 2yrs>Kenley Jansen - DET $11M / 1yr>Pierce Johnson - CIN $6.5M / 1yr>Anthony Kay - CWS $12M / 2yrsMax Kepler>Tyler Kinley - ATL $4.25M / 1yrMichael KopechStarling Marte>Phil Maton - CHC $14.5M / 2yrs>Steven Matz - TBR $15M / 2yrs>Dustin May - STL $12.5M / 1yr>James McCann - ARI $2.75M / 1yr>Yoan Moncada - LAA $4M / 1yrJordan Montgomery>Cedric Mullins - TBR $7M / 1yr>Sean Newcomb - CWS $4.5M / 1yrMarcell Ozuna>Drew Pomeranz - LAA $4M / 1yrJose Quintana>Rob Refsnyder - SEA $6.25M / 1yrDavid Robertson>Miguel Rojas - LAD $5.5M / 1yrDominic Smith>Michael Soroka - ARI $7.5M / 1yr>Sung Mun Song - SDP $15M / 4yrsTomoyuki Sugano>Caleb Thielbar CHC $4.5M / 1yrJustin Wilson>Mike Yastrzemski - ATL $23M / 2yrs>Kirby Yates - LAA $5M / 1yr
>>153172013where are jv and mad max ending up?
>>153171522> Everyone knows how thoroughly he collapsed, so pretending a return to Japan is possible is absurd to Japanese fans. Sharp criticisms filled article comments, such as, "If he can't get through even an amateur company team, there's no way an NPB team will make an offer," "His bad habits from his major league days didn't improve," "He shows no respect for opposing players," and "He could go to Korea or Taiwan."Kek what a KWAB
>>153171522Get ready to learn Traditional Mandarin pal
>>153172046>>153172013Who're the best OFs remaining?
*fap fap fap* go cubs ehe
ignore those earlier reports, new mlb the show cover just dropped kek
>>153172123Sarina Valentina
>>153172350that is a disgusting act
>>153172123Austin Hays. The rest are either primarily infielders, or old and washed up to the point where they'll primarily DH.
>>153172350KEK
>>153166702Can any statistical autists tell me how often an at-bat has had more than 4 foul balls occur within the same plate appearance? This is not consecutive foul balls, but how often that more than 4 fouls have occurred on an at-bat. If someone could compile this, I’d be very happy.
>>153172609Bout 350
>>15317260967
>>153172609including or excluding the foul ball era?
>>153172350fake news
>>153172609probably every game
>>153172609Probably never
>>153172013If digits, Dodgers sign all of them
>>153171321this would be a good game to play.dead, retired, or angel
>>153171553everything would be fine if this was a rebuild and we were developing young players. but we have the worst farm in the league. i wish we could trade our entire roster with the a's, that team is bad but improving and fun to root for. there is no hope in anaheim
>>153172350>The Klenk 26
IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMN IT
>New Padres ownership already looking for open land in other cities for a new ballpark.
>>153172990O KEKNADA
>>153172990it's a nice slide tho
>>153172741>>153172716Which is it you autists?
>>153172990lol
I will simply not respond to bait and instead say the Cubbies had it coming
>>153173223Daphuq?
>>153173031>in other cities for a new ballpark.>second highest in attendance last year (1. Dodgers, 2. Padres, 3. Yankees) the sell would literally get blocked by manfraud, there's no way they would blow up the one "small" market that actually spends and goes to games.
>>153173329anon is literally just bullshitting. they don't even have a new owner and there's been no news about a sale
>>153166935berries and cream was about a decade earlier
I'd sooner watch the berries and cream ad over "OH OH OH OZEMPIC" which has been playing during sporting events over this last year
>wake-up temperature is -6>wind chill will be -12oh good
>>153173428if peff doesn't light the stove soon, we're gonna freeze to death....
>>153173223what does this mean?
uhhh doyersisters... our response?
>>153173434
>>153173522hold the line. dont let the bigots win.
>>153173428>leaving your housewagies get out
>>153173654smoking is bad for you
>>153167236oh no no no
>>153173680but how am i gonna pay for baybaw tickets?
>>153167750you have good players, should be fighting for the wild card at least. of course it would be nice if you replaced cease with framber or gallen, but with ownership in limbo you just have to make the best of it
>>153170364>Source: The Giants have agreed to a two-year deal with Harrison BaderI like bader. not the best bat, but just a good professional ball player. a floor-raiser that i wouldn't have minded (my) team picking up
>>153173744is (your) team the doosan bears?
I can haz dylan carlson
>>153173886Poosan Smears
>>153173522Dodger owners seem to legitimately hate their fans. It's very weird to buy a team that has a predominately Latino fanbase if you're that conservative
Da next DMX
>>153173522does this mean the dodgers and angels are gonna get fun sports page headlines like the yanks and mets do?
Keep disrespecting Nico and see what happens. Keep doing it. See what happens.
>>153169752Blue Jays overpaid the dude who started the Dodgers dynasty lmao such a bold strategy
vivat crescat floreat
that funky muncy
>>153174119dodgers mindfucked him kek
Say hello to our new Doyer https://www.instagram.com/reel/DT8UUuoD6JA/?igsh=bDE4aGQwcnUxM3Q=
>>153174275Why is this dude looking at Ohtani like he wants to suck him off?
>>153173641peffcicle KEK
>>153171207does he have a hole on his knee and in his glove?only just noticed thatshabby if true
>>153170407Nobody cares about the pre-statcast era Anon. It's basically the new pre-integration era
Back in them days you’d pitch both games of a doubleheader, complete games mind you, no relievers, and then afterwards go to work in the coal mines.
>the baseball subreddit still has the trans flag as their logo
>>153174683Back then all 25 (yes, 25!) players would fuck eachother in the ass after a game. No designated fluffers. They played for the ass on the back of the body and not the cock in the front.
>>153174683The good Ole days. Guys also swung bats that were pure hickory, then later Ash and weighed a metric fuckload and the barrel felt like they had a cinder block at the barrel end.Everytime some reddit nerd looks up old footage and talks about how old players would be in beer leagues it always make me remember how many dweebs are on the internet. Tell me you've never swung those old bats without telling me.https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPzqwsJAGz0/?igsh=aGd4cGdqb2FnNHNu
Ah the good hole days.. I once saw Gumdrop Jenson run a train on an entire rotation and coaching staff, including the bat boys.
>>1531726092,454 timessources:the baseball gods
>>153174693
>>153174846nothing wrong with a little locker room horseplay
>>153174693still less faggy than /mlb/
>>153174814People are dumb if they're shitposting about a skill-first game. I think you do have to account for difference in average velocity/spin for pitchers and that batters were on the whole more contact oriented
>>153174959I'm a girl tho?
>>153174959I fail to see what’s “faggy” about this. The anon literally states he ain’t even gay.
>>153175179bro the captcha's like a magic 8 ball, it clocked him dead to rights
These cats can’t hang
my doyers :)
>>153175321Alright /mlb/. You gotta retire a number for your favorite team that isn't retired, and remove one that is to make room.Who gets cut and who gets added? (Can't do 42. Has to be for your own team)
I'm going on a road trip in a couple weeks that will take me through tempe az on the first day of spring training, dodgers @ angels. should I go?
>>153175363yea
>>153175363Yeah definitely the vibes at spring training are great I recommend it to every baseball fan. I wish I could go this year but I’m doing something else
>>153175344I'd unretire Billy Martin's because we're almost out of single digit numbers and while I don't doubt his contributions to the Yankees, Steinbrenner retired #1 as an apology for the drama back then. That's admittedly kino in its own way thoughever. I think they'll retire it soon enough, but I'd replace Martin's with CC's number. Brett's a distant second.
>>153175344They haven't retired many so I guess Edgar gets the short end of the stick and 11 can come back.
>>153175519This was how my pro career ended.>my dad hit a comebacker with a whiffleball in our basement when I was three and discouraged me from sports since
>>153175363the angels spring training facility is pretty mid for spring training because the backdrop is a busy stretch of I-10 but if you want to go and are in town go for it.
>>153175363Everyone knows if you want to see good preseason ball you watch the Vedder Cup Preliminaries.
>>153175889My Hoppies own ya
>>153175879Nah there's like a mountain and it's cool.
>>153175907nah, frogniggas run the show, maybe this year with no colt the hoppies and eugenies can compete
Top 10 2B based on MLB Networks analytics thingy
>>153176001>jizz is 2this can't be real
>>153175889>>153175907>>153175931us milbniggas gotta stick together
>>153174959heterosexual female tho
>>153176010Nah it’s real. I watched the segment live then I found the graphic. Not an AL guy so I’m kinda lost there but the NL is pretty accurate
>>153176001>gets thrown out on routine pop fly to the infield >pretends it was strategic >refuses to elaborate
>>153176001Jizzum making 'em seethe.
>>153176031they unironically need to get this guy off the team
>>153176066why is she black?
>>153174926sick idea actually. get some grippy ridges implanted and casually spin 10,000 rpm. literally no rules against it
Cub
Only primordial fags remember Antonio Alfonseca
>>153175344i don't believe in retired numbers, only commemorative numbers that are still available to be used. that said, 22 for kersh and 55 for hersh. fuck retiring numbers, it's so fucking dumb
>>153173902There's always the "latinos are natural conservatives!" line as if latinos aren't the first in line for them to stab in the back each and every time.
>>153175363that sounds sick, i should go...
>>153176001ok dodgers which one of these players are we stealing? eggman can't stay healthy, the korean is mid, and rojas is a backup.
>>153175363>>153176253My parents are getting up there in years and bought a place in Yuma, I really want an excuse to go down there for spring training.
>>153176269are you inviting us?
Nolan Arenado officially playing in the WBC... for Puerto Rico
>>153176289Idk why but I never put it together that he is a paco
>>153176269I’ll be on the 3:10 train
>>153176279>mom, dad, can me and my internet friends borrow the hide-a-bed in the motorhome? their moms say it's okay.
Somewhere in a smoky New York club, tuning his saxophone in preparation for a week long residency, is a bebop musician named Ballplayer Chisholm.
>>153176333These are getting increasingly good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84nl25p0los
:(
:D <---- my baybaw face
BregmanIsWorthEvery Penny!
>>153177030Uhhhhhhhhhh sure, just as long as he's in the NL.
>>153176001Gleybie
>>153177030He’s gonna want those pennies too, every last one of ‘em!
Breggie can haz pennis?
>>153177929*skinner face*No.
>>153178028My mistake
Good morning everyone.
>>153175344Unretire Tony LaRussa and add Albert Pujols. I'm amazed Pujols hasn't been retired yet.
Jazz ranked fifth among all major league second basemen.
Major League Baseball annual fielding errors leaders (AL)
Major League Baseball annual fielding errors leaders (NL)
Keep disrespecting Ernie and see what happens. Keep doing it. See what happens.
>>153178256You guys aren’t making it back to the World Series for a long while now.
>>153178171Gay mets lad
>>153178171gay marlins lad
Gay mariners folk
That’s uh all the m teams thanks 4 playing
>>153178265You're wrong. :)
>>153178446Everything I said that was going to happen a year ago is happening now and Canadians are full of shit, all they do is contradict themselves. They knew theyre not better than the dodgers but because they knew it was convenient for themselves they swept it under the rug and pretended they could just so Toronto can stick together and raise ticket prices.
*disrespects the game in your path*
>>153178470
>>153178470That's a lot of words to describe how wrong you are!
>>153178589Gay mets lad
rockies
Ready bay doors
>>153178793>>153178793I have a pass
How much is ICE gonna fuck with the WBC
gm mariners nation>>153178850none?
>>153173329That didn't stop the Chargers from leaving and I'm sure Manfred and the other owners wouldn't mind having a team in a growing city like OKC compared to a dying city like San Diego. The Padres will eventually leave for greener pastures within a decade.
>>153178858Thought you called em a dyke city
>>153178250Error De La Cruz
>>153178893winky ain't gonna like this...
The Mets are now the favorites to sign Framber according to betting site Kalshi, surpassing the Orioles. Do with this information as you will.
>>153179125lol mest
>>153178850Their existence might stop international fans from wanting to attend. But as for interrupting the actual tournament I don't think Trump cares enough about baseball to even know the WBC is happening
>>153179149lol doggie doos
>>153179125Dodgers dynasty can’t even respond to the heat
>>153173329>actually spends and goes to games.>Let a third of the roster go to FA>Already looking to shop away El nino caca, Machimpo, Merrill, and Cronenworthless for another 20 year rebuild.>Predicted to finish second to last in the NL West with only the Rockies doing worst.
>>153179293You are seething and stuck in traffic
AHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU GUYS AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA GO YANKS
>>153179393>california>piss and shit MLB logoMy Poodres bootyblasted this cover
O kek
>>153179393where's ohtani?
>>153179157He might not be well aware, but Stephen Miller never passes on an opportunity to brutalize Spanish speakers.
>>153179393HANG THE BANNER
>>153179393Iconic!
>>153179393Bro thank fucking god it isn't Shohei or another Dodger on the cover. No one outside of nips or pacos would even buy the fucking game if that were the case. The game devs know this. I'll take Judge.
>>153179393JUDGED
>>153179393GENERATIONAL
The Washington Post has the best sports section in the country, and I don’t think it’s particularly close. Only a soulless corporate goon would think the paper is better without it. A short-sighted, cowardly decision. Shame is your legacy.>t. Peff
>>153179626you're not buying the game anyway
Holy smokes, what a run!After 41 years in the Mariners broadcast booth, Rick Rizzs will be stepping away from the mic at the end of the 2026 season. We can't wait to celebrate Rick during his final year on the call.>t. Not Peff
We need Sir Cumsalot
>>153179789Legend
>hyphen, bone, and dave are all back>last year of rickIt's a complicated feel Mariners nation, we better enjoy this year.
>>153179789Mariners suck
>>153179125Wasn’t framber ass the last 20ish starts
>>153179765yes I am. I have a Switch 2 now. I havent owned a PlayStation in 7 years, and even though my PC could demolish the game there is no PC version. Switch 1 versions were handicapped as shit.
Runback bros how we feeling?
>>153179873Optimistic about the finish, not prepared for the early standings plunge.
Lulzin at the mests lmfaoooo
>>153178542*Will be completely forgotten and hoping for minor league contract with spring training invite 3 years from now*
>>153180009kek forgot about that team
Da next Pedroia got robbed by John Henry 10YRS/$60M ROBBEDtook for a RIDE
>>153179393ALL RISE
Notable free agents still unsigned:Framber ValdezEugenio SuárezZac GallenLuis ArráezJustin VerlanderMax ScherzerLucas GiolitoChris BassittNick MartinezZack LittellMarcell OzunaPaul Goldschmidt
>>153180469Based on current 2026 MLB rumors and team needs:Framber Valdez: Mets - Top arm for rotation depth.Eugenio Suárez: Mariners - Power bat reunion.Zac Gallen: Orioles - Bolster young pitching staff.Luis Arráez: Guardians - Boost contact hitting.Justin Verlander: Astros - Veteran reunion.Max Scherzer: Tigers - Leadership for contender.Lucas Giolito: Red Sox - Bounce-back starter.Chris Bassitt: Tigers - Reliable innings eater.Nick Martinez: Orioles - Versatile swingman.Zack Littell: Athletics - Mid-rotation stability.Marcell Ozuna: Braves - DH power return.Paul Goldschmidt: Cardinals - Familiar 1B fit.
Vagiants kek
>>153179838sorry sir
>>153180469scherzer has a handshake deal with toronto, he won't officially sign until the last minute
>>153180573rare marlins meme
>>153180675He’s retired
>>153180708hes been retired for 3 years but that hasnt stopped him from taking a roster spot
>>153180686Marlins run this genny
I need it.
>>153180773An unreadable rag, subscribe to Bunbunmaru Sports instead!
>>153180657>>153180730It is ma’am
who is your favorite leadoff hitter of all time? for me, it's journeyman brett buttler
>>153180847I like ohtani in that spot
>>153180847recker
>>153180847Volpec
>>153180847Rickey.
>>153180730what's he gonna do to the scuba kek!
>>153180847Nidoking
my pirates :) will surprise everyone and sign eugenio
Any more big trades coming before pitchers and catchers?
now that 8th graders are throwing 90, and 100 is commonplace in the majors, will we start to see 107, 108, 109, and even 110 in the next few years?it really seems like its only a matter of time. i think we will eventually see MLB either lower the mound or increase barrel size soon to combat this
>>153181384its obvious this is where we are headed. heres a simple prediction2030: 108 mph highs, .220 league avg. 2035: 110 mph highs, .189 league avg. 2040: 114 mph highs, .155 league avg. >baseball lowers the mound finally as ratings dip below 1 million for the world series, where all games are 1-0 in extras2045: 95 mph highs, .270 league avg.
>>153181384No, knowing an eighth grader is throwing 90 without any idea of his frame/levers is meaningless info. Players go through puberty/growth spurts at different times. Remember TINTAAPP: some or all these guys will encounter arm trouble (possibly their second TJ given the proliferation of year-round, single-sport travel teams). You have to be a unicorn between frame/mechanics/health to max out mid-100s (Ryan, Chapman), much less live there
>>153181384my buddy was throwing 88 back in freshman year of high school. he then catastrophically blew his arm out to where he had to legit switch throwing arms…was fucking sad to watch.these kids chasing velo won’t go anywhere. body is not meant to throw that often, for that many years, at that intensity
>>153181384I had the strongest arm in my little league and threw 74 in 8th grade lol. This is ridiculous
>>153181397idk man seems like there’s a limit to human physiology around 106 mph considering no one has ever thrown beyond that in literally millions of MLB pitches
I feel like a 6’8 pitcher with monkey arms and freaky ligaments should be able to hit 110 at least once in the lab
>>153181384
>>153178850Nothing Ever Happens
>>153176246Marlins legend
Braves don't have a farm. They just barely make this list.
>>153181384MLB will run into trouble when cyborgs are pitching 120+ miles per hour in a few decades.
>>153181744>34. Josue De Paula - CF - LA>35. Zyhir Hope - CF - LA>36. Eduardo Quintero - OF - LAmore dodger busts
>>153181744I know that parents are giving their kids stupid names these days (see >>153181384) but naming your kid fucking Cam Cam should be a crime
>>153181744>>153181916The Cubs have a prospect named Jaxon Wigger
>dumb nameswhy is it always THEM...
Timmies are malding klenk
>>153181744>only two Cubs>starting at 49How did this happen and how screwed are we?
>>153181874no...NO!!!
>>153181384i think this is likely, but we'll also probably see much shorter careers and in general starters eventually become relegated to 3-4 innings instead of 6-7 like we are in this era
>>153181874kill him! KILL HIM!!
>>153179293Got any more fanfictions in your mind? I got one about me and a cubbie in the back of my car
The fact that there's been 0 AI Clarkie slop shows how far this general has fallen
>>153182064cubbies are making those, they're just for their "personal" collection
>>153182064AI slop is trash for literal retards. The passan edits might be the only time it’s produced something that’s actually funny.
>>153182084the songs throughout the season have been fun
Need an AI edit of the cubbie maid and she stands up and puts her big phone down and then steps out of my phone and becomes my wife please
>>153182064
>>153182064A gloryholefag asked me to make this.
>>153182166this one is real though, he actually did that
somebody post something
>>153182489I can only post once every 3 hours
decoy died months ago and ohtani replaced it with a dog that looks just like it so he can keep making money off the dog
...I can't believe Peff is shilling WaPo instead of Bunbunmaru Sports.............
>>153182489check out this classic!
>>153182501>implying he isn't already on his third Decoy since he signed with the Dodgers
>>153181874Jeepus..
>>153182501So he replaced it with a decoy?
>>153182489baybaw
>>153182489Sorry I’ve been busy. People have been taking turns beating the fuck out of me and raping me. They broke my ribs and I can’t breathe
>>153182559AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!
>>153182507>sports rag: america :|>sports rag: gensokyo :O
Imagine if Anthony Recker met Dr. Bendova..
>>153182687but, doctor...i AM recker
>>153182489
>>153182509nice
hello?
it's twinkball season
>>153182922everything about this is perfect, you can watch it a thousand times and find something new to appreciate
>>153183081thanks, i will
>>153183149There will be a quiz every 125 viewings, no notes are allowed but you can listen to your cd player.
How do I call the Yankees bullpen mid game and force a warmup?
>>153183218just pick up the dugout phone dummy
>>153181744
>>153183228hello?
>>153183168all i got is a boom box i found at a yard sale last summer, does that count?
>>153183254yanks bullpen, whaddya need?
>>153183271one luke weaver please
>>153183312sorry, fresh out
who /shovelin/ here
>>153183534
>>153183081list all the things you've seen in that webm that you found amusing and/or interesting.
I's afraid /mlb/ ain't gon' make it through the winter
>>153183766checked
>>153183766
for me it's "_________ is like winning the world series to (your team)" posting
>>153183861real talk where can i get a mlb logo tshirt? why isn't that an option on fantatics.cunt
rockies got some moves yet to make
getting voluntarily anally raped is like winning the world series to cubs fans
>>153183861getting judge on the cover of the show is like winning the world series to yankees fans
>>153183871there is an "mlb merchendise" section but it's full of dogshit. the european website actually has more mlb logo shit than the us store
>>153183901kekini
>>153183908I've ordered from the mlb europe shop before. they often have stuff that's sold out here, because they hate our national pastime.
>>153183908>an two hundred dollar sweatshirtwhere the FUCK is the $20 white t-shirt with a basic ass mlb logo. probably can get it printed myself in current year huh
>>153183942I saw that
>>153183942busted
>>153183930>meanwhile in europe
New Tigers fan here. Do we make separate threads for the WBC
>>153183961>>153183989I’m sorry
>>153184010as a nu bru cru I was wondering the same thing
>>153183942retard
is wbc going on the same time as spring training?
I recommend one of these pregame shirts that you see the players and coaches wear. I own two for (my team), one in team color and one in black and they're unironically my favorite shirts, and they're on sale right now.
>>153184090but i'm not a player or a coach...
>>153184088yes
>>153184111checkedI can confirm that you need not be either to buy and wear one, but the sizes available do max out at 4xl, anon.
I would have the winner of the grapefruit and cactus leagues face off for right to represent US in WBC
why are they making the mets play team israel in an exhibition game?
Dinger spotted
>>153184298dinga please
>Yankees have interest in bringing back Paul Goldschmidt, per @JackCurryYES
>>153184350110 wins!
let's smash those japs boys
>>153184350so are they just trolling ben rice or somethinghe sucks at catcher so there's no way he's playing it, he's either a DH or a first base and his bat is too good to not play him every day
it's ova we ain't winning anything with this chocker
Chock full o’ nut
baskin roberts trust fund team
Twins trade C Jhonny Pereda to the Mariners for cash considerations
>>153184402Hopefully it's as a mentor role and we still don't have a full time backup catcher.
>MLB announces trade deadline will be August 3rd at 6pm ET.
The cubs have 4 players on the US WBC team. Does any team have more?
Waiting for those springtime doggies
>>153184402>>153184557It’s not a bad thing to sign veteran bench players
>>153184090Cubs fan here, dont see one in my size (5x) so ill pass.
>>153184581That's a long time.
>>153181744Further proof that overall farm rankings are nonsense since the Dodgers have 3 guys in the 30's but are just ranked number 1 for some reason over the pirates or seattle.
>>153181744>no strosits really over isnt it bros
>>153181744Rolling to see which player on this list becomes a no doubt 1st ballot hall of famer.
>>153184731re roll
>>153184731Msbros won that roll
>>153184735reroll
reroll.
>>153181744Rollin 4 HOF
>>153184742It was a brewer so there's a chance he will be on Seattle after they refuse to pay him anyway.
>>153181744Rollan for dat H.O.F
>>153184764I’m retarded and read the linked post as your post number. Kms.
Lance said they’re gonna get rid of the lower levels of the minor leagues, cut the draft to 10 rounds and redirect all those would be lower level minor league players to college ball
>>153184871and the impetus for all of this is to axe tje lower level minor leagues so ownies can save money
>>153184871and what are the international signers supposed to do
>>153184924Didn’t say. I would think some of them would go to the complex league and some of them would go to college
>pitchers and catchers report for spring training in 3 weeksIt felt like yesterday that the Dodgers won the World Series.
>>153184871Feel good comedy of a 30 year old chud journeyman pitcher going back to college with a bunch of zany libs so he can get one last shot at the big leagues; starring Chris Pratt and featuring Liv Tyler as the women’s studies professor / love interest. Who says no?
>>153185036Like Van Wilder Old School and Bull Durham all in one. I say no for Liv Tyler she’s quite a bit older now.
>>153185058Older is better in this case but she’s gotta walk the line between shrewd feminist but mature and sexy. Who’d you have in mind?
>>153185090Elle Fanning. Also she’s gonna be on the softball team and I’ll be casting myself as the coach/her boyfriend and there will be sex scenes and they will be real
>>153185117That’s fine I already fucked her tho
>>153185185you've never had sex
>>153185203Well that’s not true either
>>153185216when was the last time?
>>153185185Oh I should be clear, I’ve already fucked her before. Well before you did, like six times I did
>>153185245Friday night >>153185259You should know that I fucked her before that though also and I just forgot to tell you. Only needed four times to put her right to sleep too.
>>153185281>Friday night how long did it take the guy to cum?
HEY, DID YA HEAR ME? I SAID HOW LONG DID IT TAKE THE GUY TO CUM!!!!
>>153185310hehehe you guys see that? I said when was the last time you had sex, he said friday night, I said how long did it take for the guy to cum hehehehe
>you evah think that babip was nevah gonna happen fah you?>yeah. and it nevah did. so what?
>>153185310>>153185325The guy is me in this scenario btw and it took a respectable 10-15 minutes AND also there was a woman (female) involved who very well may have cum too. There’s just simply no way of knowing.
mets approved humor
Who came first?What came second?Idk came third…
What’s the name of the fella that came first?No what’s the name of the fella who came second!
>>153185338>There’s just simply no way of knowing.not even with computers
thinkin bout nu
>>153185344dodger approved humor
I was a worthless faggot that used to bitch about this player. Any team would gladly sign up for this. Any. Team. I’m sorry
we're not gonna make it to nu bros
Just came from nu, woo boy you wouldn’t believe the fresh memes keek
>>153185714real, honest to goodness, fresh memes, and not just ai sloppa?
>>153181744Tigods
WHY ISNT ANYONE SIGNING MY GOAT ARRAEZ IS THE WORLD SO KEKED THAT A SIMPLE SINGLES HITTER CANT EVEN GET A 1 YEAR DEAL? THIS IS COLLUSION BY THE OWNERS TO FORCE SHITTY THREE OUTCOME BALL. REAL BASEBALL FANS HATE HOME RUNS AND PREFER A WELL-PLACED HUMPBACK LINER JUST OVER THE SECOND BASEMANS OUTSTRETCHED GLOVE
>>153186046i say this but in lower case
>>153186046Hes either a 1B or DH and thats the last position you want a singles hitter. If he played a passable LF or 2b he would've been signed by now.
I could go for apoundin
>>153184010yes. wbc threads are so comfy
reminder that ohtani had pete rose killed for blowing the whistle on his gambling operation
Good morning all (for the third time in the same thread)
>>153186702>>153186807Gay mets lad
>>153186046Dear Mr. Arraez:I have been told that you will celebrate your birthday on February twenty-fourth, and I hope you will accept my warm congratulations. Realization that you now count your years at the four score mark reminds me, with something of a shock, that it is fifty years ago that I used to follow your batting average with the keenest of interest. I venture to say that your name and the records you established are as well known to the boys of today as they were to me, and that, I think, must prove that you are truly one of baseball’s immortal heroes.I hope you have a fine birthday celebration, and that you will enjoy to the fullest many more years of happiness and health.
Es accels have made a comeback. Might have to cop in a final vain attempt at recapturing the fleeting memories of my youth as the world turns to shit around me.
someone should strike out jizzolm and do this celebration. I really want to know how he'd react
>>153186986>if I were them I wouldn’t want me standing in the dugout either
>>153186986Would love to see the pitcher slap his palm over his heart heart then do a roman salute, haha
>>153184350I’ll take Goldy as a bench 1B.
>57 days until Opening Night>36 days until World Baseball Classic>24 days until Spring Training games>14 days until pitchers & catchers report
>>153186046>please read from sheets: I am. sofa king. we todd ed.
Kek em kekkie
Kek it up for kem kekkies!
gm mariners nationCal and Dan were at the NFCCG btw
people are out there dying and you're giggling like everything is sunshine and rainbows
>>153187434It's just how the offseason played out!
I sense a nu on the horizon.
>>153187434I’m dying inside so it’s ok
>>153167111>cease is a massive contract30mil per season is inline with most these contracts
>>153187556Yea but he stinks like pee and poo eke!
>>153187566so does bitchette but you arent complaining about his 40 milly
>>153187556You’re right. For some reason I thought he signed a 210 million dollar contract. 30 million is totally reasonable
>>153187583Bitchettes was on the poodres?
>>153187667for seven yearsmeanwhile the dodgers are paying twice as much for tucker per season
>>153187583lol mest tho
>>153187675It only looks so expensive because Korean surgeons have to invent a reverse jaw shaving process to build Tucker a chin. It's a reasonable contract otherwise.
>>153187708That’s a klenk from me
do not bully dodgers
>>153186680wait... is that....
>>153187708>implying the tech doesn't exist
I can smell the nu
I could almost reach out and touch nu
>stankees
New: >>153188023New: >>153188023New: >>153188023
>>153188029Early mothafucka *whacks you*
KLENKLENK
>>153187927Quick rundown on the bogdanoffs?
