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go jays
Give it up dem cubbies!
>low effort nuvery on brand for the cubs
>>153188023that is a disgusting act
haha, remember this?
>>153188074>impotent crying Very on brand for a unlovable 4chan loser faggot
cubgers
>>153188064
White Sox will have CME Group patches this year. Finally, we have turned it around.
>>153188269delet this
>cubbiebear nu>dead threadvolumes
is it too early in the year for nu thread wars?
>>153188679make a nu and lets find out
>>153188697I'm ascared
Chili's Baby Back RibsChili's Baby Back Ribs (with barbecue sauce)Chili's Baby Back RibsChili's Baby Back Ribs (with barbecue sauce)
I was talking with a girl who was a self-professed Cubs fan and she didn’t even know Steve Bartman
>>153188888quint em!
>>153188888counts as a kek scuba imo
>>153188888kek scuba
Rockies on the warpath!
>>153188888I know who he is and I'm a girl cubs fan
>>153188888checked I also don't know him as he seems to be a very private guy, but anyway cusb fans did him dirty. despicable fanbase.https://www.espn.com/watch/player/syndicatedplayer/_/id/13883887
>>153189031*in the warpath
>>153189031roxs and roll
>still no gallen news
>>153189134Gallen is gonna sign a 2yr deal with a player opt out after 1 season with the Dbacks for 20-25 mil a year. Cap it
>>153189046Are you retarded? Cubs fans were merciful for not slitting his throat before he left the stadium. The fact that he’s still alive speaks to the grace of Cubs fans.
>>153188679we shall nu them in the air, nu them on the sea, we shall nu them in the fields and streets
>>153189153the cusb fans were unhinged, they were literally throwing things at him and later sending him death threats, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.
>>153189165nice tank!
Bearies and cream, bearies and cream...
What are some of your predictions for this MLB season?
>>153189291Bryce Harper is going to hit 30 home runs.
>>153189152I do think him returning to AZ is the most likely scenario. The QO is turning a lot of team’s off of him IMO
>>153189291there is no renewalhard cap implemented
>>153189291>>MLB announces trade deadline will be August 3rd at 6pm ET.Yankees will win that deadline.
>>153189331Fucking egghead lookin ass bitch lmao
>>153189342Leave it alone.
o kek!
>Per @JackCurryYES, the Yankees have traded TJ Rumfield to the Rockies for Angel Chivilli.Chivilli appeared in 73 games for Colorado the past two seasons, pitching to a 6.18 ERA.Chivilli's fastball velocity last season was in the 97th percentile, per Statcast.
>>153189331Imagine being literally actually named Cash Man and lookin like this fuckin dorky lookin ass BITCH
>>153189367Real egghead type move this
>>153189291Corbin Carroll has 40HR/40SB/25 3B and win MVP-1/2 depending on Ohtanis health
>>153189367Angel Chivilli’s fastball shape has been problematic, so he’s in the right hands. Yankees will modify it rather quickly. TJ Rumfield had no window with the Yankees, so this an upgrade.
>>153189374>>153189385Leave it!
>>153189303And then go 2-15 in the post season.
>>153189367Is Matt Blake the most underpaid pitching coach in baseball? CashGOD just keeps 'em comin!
>>153189303high bar you've got there
Teams to reach 90+ wins next season:YankeesBlue JaysDodgers MetsRed SoxOriolesAstros
he's back
>>153189291Jankees miss the playoffsMeminers win the pennant and the world seriesRockies lose 118 gamesPoodres finish in 4thMike Trout plays 142 games, hits 33 homers, slashes .261/.377/.509, but the Anals finish with a record of 65-97Mets hold a 5 game lead as late as August 14th, but miss the playoffs completely after failing to win their last 5 games if the seasonMarlins enter the playoffsVolpiss and Jizzy both commit errors in the 8th inning of a late season game, leading to a blowpen melty and blowing the Jankees chances of a playoff spotCusb finish with the best record in the majors with 101 wins
>>153189482You have to include a Brewers prediction or you are not even trying.
It’s amazing how after the Mets screwed him he hasn’t gotten another coaching job . Glad to see he his back
little husband (twink) kek
Skubal to the dodgers. Baseball is officially dead.
Kike Hernandez to the Mets. Baseball is officially Jewish.
Holy shit Passan just flew over my house
>>153189593why is this 20 second, 480x270 clip such shit quality
>>153189631time to update the book
>>153189682Im using the CitiField wi-fi, please forgive.
>>153189291I think this kid will pop off.
>>153189727bust
>>153189291cardinals win the world series with a losing record
stove status: ice cold
pfma
>>153189989what is that image supposed to mean
Brewers signed the gooner catcher. Our guy.
>>153190242coomer? hes a cub
>>153189505Boobers get swept in the NLDS by the Philties
>>153189291vinnie and bobby combine for 80 dingers for the royalslindor gets detained by ice
>>153189482kino or kwab?
>>153189463>4 teams with 90+ wins in the same divisiongemini, has this ever happened?
>>153189727is he named after a horse or a gun
>>153190318AL East 2021
>>153189989I look like her
>>153189989
>NEW YORK -- The Yankees added a hard-throwing project to their bullpen mix on Wednesday, acquiring right-hander Angel Chivilli from the Rockies in exchange for Minor League first baseman T.J. Rumfield.
>>153190631I guess they are committed to their goal of playing meaningful games in September.
Couple of big name pitchers, Suarez, and that's pretty much it.
>>153190631
>>153190925did he die?
Pasta Fazooli is the Mets stupid lingo for the wops who couldn’t say pasta Fagioli just like the Olden days they say “MAHTZarella” what MAHTZ?? It’s moozarella. Ricotta, you got FAGGets that say RICHata.
>>153190980run it back!
>>153190980Panic
Doyers
Doyers doyers. Uhh yeah... Doyers!
What baseballs are they using in the WBC this year? MLB grown man balls or NPB twink balls? I forgot what they used last time.
>>153191459crumpled milk cartons so latinx players feel included
therman munson mindFUCKED george brett
>>153190631good spot for rumfield.
>roylels doomed to be the stankees bitch for eternity
ron guidry mindFUCKED the dodgers
Ohtani is 2/2 for World Series as a Dodger. How many more does he need for this to be a dynasty? How many more does he need for his tenure as a Dodger to be considered "worth the hype."
>>153191459It looks like they use normal, regulation baseballs, not the dinky oriental ones.
>>1531916674+ in 10 years is a dynasty
>>1531916673 more before the conversation can even start
>>153191592He is going to step up and make big waves this season.
>>153191667Ohtani foretold his future when he was kid; in his prophecy he would win 3 world series as a player. Therefore, MLB has promised him one more.
>>153191592ERG ain’t gonna like this one
>>153191667The Dodgers are already a dynasty under Doc á la the Big Red Machine.
part of manfred's plea deal is to keep giving *htani world series championships, stringing him along until the feds make their case ironclad
>>153191994We only have to witness one more Dodger championship this year and they will be back to choking.
>>153191720Danish name btw
>>153190925no...NO!!!
plz do not bully ohtani
Valdez got a qualifying offer so an org has to fork over picks to sign him that isn't the astros.
>>153192990Source
>>153193239Brian McTaggart
>>153193352Brian McFAGGart kek!
>Brewers sign the Car Jacker to a minor league deal
'Bater Up!
>>153193352>Brian McTaggartbrain mcfart
>>153193447blow gays kek
ey batta batta
>>153193668this should be allowed in mlb
>>153189291Red Sox beat the Los Angeles Yankees (formerly Dodgers) in the World Series for the third time this year and save baseball from lockout
When I played Little League baseball back in the dark ages, we were told to keep up the chatter... which consisted of Swing batter, batter and calling the batter a sissy.
bears lost that game
>>153189291The bottom seed Marlins beat the number one seed Dodgers in the second round. Then beat the Guardians in the World Series.
>>15318929128 soon.
>>153189291rockies are gonna win those games
snapback or fitted?
>>153195097cowboy
>>153195097Come to appreciate the snapback more tbqh. i never wear fitteds anymore.
>>153195123yea maybe it's an age thing, I prefer my snapbacks these days>>153195115based
snap this bussy back
>>153195097FittedSnaps suck ass and lose strength over time
>>153195097Snap Fitted suck ass and lose strength over time
Fit in this bussy
I usually buy fitteds, but will cop a snapback if I like the design and there's no fitted version
>>153195097I'm probably the best looking and most outgoing person that posts regularly in the genny and I wear snapbacks
>>153193447His reputation precedes him
>>153194529>Bottom seedInstead of sneaking a wild card spot, I think they could actually sneak a division win for the first time ever this year
bottom sneed
bobby sneeds
>>153195489sorry forgot pic
>NBC closing in on deal with Clayton Kershaw, per Ryan Glasspiegel.>Kershaw would have role in network's MLB studio coverage.
I'm not dead, just vibing til Chadres get sold or something lol
>>153195929Ur dead, 4th in the division dead.
>>153195841just what we need, more doyer dickridding
>>153196000There really aren't a ton of options that speak English.
>>153195841When will this dumb hick simpleton go away
>>153196095I hope you dont mind seeing him choke a few games for Team USA
>>153196127Ill happy take them losing a pointless group game if it means him getting absolutely shelled
>>153196127Is he pitching for them? Kinda kino if so but he certainly won't be starting.
>>153196186I think I remember that news breaking two or three months ago
>>153196231>two or three months ago>"January 15th, 2026" i.e. not even two weeks agohttps://www.mlb.com/news/clayton-kershaw-usa-2026-world-baseball-classicYour brain's cooked man.
kersh MINDFUCKED him
>>153196284>>153196341I didn't know..
>>153196284It's just this stove season... and that sonofabitch Peff...........
>Yamamoto 7
/mlb/ is far better during the season when it’s 60% Mariners fans
>>153196389>ligma
>>153196421I agree, he's ranked too high
Vegas Win Totals103½ LAD93½ CHC92½ NYY90½ NYM89½ ATL PHI SEA88½ TOR87½ BOS86½ HOU SD85½ BAL83½ DET MIL82½ KC TEX81½ CIN80½ CLE SF79½ ARI76½ PIT TB75½ ATH73½ MIN72½ MIA70½ STL69½ LAA65½ WSH64½ CWS51½ COL
>>153196610yay!
2016 was a great season.
>>153196610I’ll take Cubs World Series.
mad how the doyers cursed vtumors
>>153196610You can’t win HALF a game. Stupid fucking betfag retard idiots.
>>153196610cubgers world series confirmed
>>>/mu/129264742this is /mlb/
>>153196746>wpop
>>153196756Funny lookin sea lion
nu seems so far away
>>153196801thats a phimotic penis
>>153196610I don’t gamble but if you do I would bet a lot of money on the CWS over. They’re going to smash 64 wins
*slowly sliding inside of you while whispering "scuba klenk" over and over in your ear*
>>153196801thats the phanatic's penis
*raises paw*Is that spammer that was calling everyone mexican gone from /sp/? Or is he gonna come back during the baseball season
>>153196610LAD: UCHC: UNYY: UNYM: UATL: U, PHI: O, SEA: OTOR: OBOS: UHOU: U, SD: OBAL: UDET: O, MIL: OKC: U, TEX: OCIN: OCLE: O, SF: OARI: OPIT: U, TB: OATH: OMIN: UMIA: OSTL: OLAA: OWSH: OCWS: OCOL: O
I just want fangraphs and pecota and everyone else to release their projections already dammit!
I’ve been predicting Philly to collapse every year the past 3 years. This time I feel like I’m gonna be right. The Braves and the Mets are fully back, makes things more difficult for them
>>153196918he's hanging out at /nfl/ lately
>>153196977*gulps*
>>153196938the braves are absolutely not back, and the mets exclusively made lateral moves after losing a large chunk of their core, you have a better chance of seeing the marlins in october than those teams
>>153197029I feel like pretty much everything you said was incorrect
>>153197037nah man you're right, obviously signing bichette means he's going to fill their holes at first base, second base, left field, and closing pitcher. the mets improved this offseason...!
dodgers-mariners ws is basically a lock. screenshot this.
>>153197053You’re honestly so wrong I think that you’re trolling me. The Mets greatly improved on paper, this isn’t really something that’s up for debate. And the Braves made marginal improvements but their main issue was health.
are there any good mlb games on mobile?
arraez chicken. arraez.
I've made a good amount of posts itt but I only have like 4 (You)s. very disappointed.
>>153197069Mariners wasted their gimmick year unfortunately
>>153197077FAGets kek!
>>153196977Ramdgers fucked him
>>153197149nah they finna gonna run it back and go all the way this time
>>153197159I want you to dominate me. I need to be broken sexually
>>153197189FAGGets kek!
>can’t sleep >check genny >no new posts Feelsbadman…feels bad
orioles defeating the dodgers in 7, make it happen manfraud
yes i am watching the new italk studios vids because i missed the last few
Good morning /mlb/
I need to be gangbanged
cumgers kek
>>153198384dafawk??
Major League Baseball
>>153188058fpbp
>>153196610Brewers over 83 is the easiest bet to make possible. There is now way
>>153198495why doesnt my gym have a bussy press
>>153198508you need to train with me to discover it
>>153198250gm
>>153196610Chicago CUBB'EM!
cubs!
What if instead of Chicago it was Chinkago and everyone was Chinese?
>>153198627Bruh moment...
>>153198627
I need it
shitcago pubes
Are my Metties gonna make another big move?
>>153198968FAGGets kek!
She was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads....
lights...
>>153199106camera...
>>153199159action
>>153198689Kek
>>153198975Missed you, man. Keep on being a fagget.
>just looked at my old sp folder on old laptop>still have "we like Ike" Davis and Marlon "Byrd is the word" images in it.Should I save them or is that just too oldcum?
>>153199207preserve them for the future generations
>>153188023love my mets
>>153197077Mets OF and pitching still seems lackluster. I like Polanco and Bichette in a vacuum, but I don't think they'll come close to replacing Pete's production. Semien is looking toast. Maybe I'm forgetting some moves. They are better but I would not prognosticate them to be 8 games better than 2025
>>153197164i just watched this 6 times
>>153199171why wasn't will smith ejected for trying to spit on him?
>>153199407They had the bullpen blow more than 8 games last year in just incredible choke artist fashion; Helsley alone was so incredibly bad it was almost unfathomable. I think they gain those wins in 2026 just by pure happenstance tbqh.
>The Mets went 0-70 this season when trailing after the 8th inning. They are the only team to not have a 9th inning comeback win.mind you, the 2025 mets were seriously unclutch
gm mariners nation
>>153199525you think your team had bullpen troubles >the 2025 sneks had 37 blown leads with 29 blown saves. Additionally, during a stretch in June, the Diamondbacks lost 28 of their 42 total losses despite having held a lead at some point in the game. sneks should have been giving the dodgers a run for their money in the west instead of being outside looking in on the WC race.
>>153199655It all worked out in the end tho.
>>153199571an arbitrary stat made up just to make the 2025 mets look worseyes the mets were the only team with 0 such wins, but most other teams only had 1 or 2 (the rockies had the most with 4, so not a stat that signifies a good team)... because most teams that are losing in the 9th inning lose the gamethe mets had comeback wins in 2025, they just made their comeback before the 9th inning and so the stat doesn't show it
>>153199481cause manfred wanted the dodgers to win
>>153199678I do think we got a gem in Brandyn Garcia
>>153199655>sneks should have been giving the dodgers a run for their money in the westklenk the dodgers had bullpen troubles too thoughbeit
>>153199722the dodgers have the resources to overcome injuries tho desu
>>153199679>an arbitrary stat made up just to make the 2025 mets look worse
>>153199711Mariners one time relieving legend Brandyn Garcia
this is psychotic
>>153199679You’ve really gone and done it now son
>>153199679FAGGets kek!
Has anyone ever laughed at this?
>>153199525That recprd also coincided with their best offensive month ever IIRC so I think any bullpen gains (did they even make any changes beside swapping out Edwin for Airbender guy?) are going to be tempered by that.>>153199679Put me in the screenklenk
Alonso -> PolancoMcNeil -> SemienNimmo -> Luis RobertDiaz -> Devin Williams / Luke Weaver+ Bichette + Peralta + full year of McLeanI can’t believe some troglodyte said the Mets are gonna be worse this year. Then again this general is full of unironic midwit dumb-fucks.
How cOuLd YoU bRrEaK uP tHe CoRe FrOm LaSt YeAr Oh, you mean the core that won 83 games and everyone talked shit about? That’s what I thought, now sit down and shut the fuck up
>>153200269They got Luke Weaver and will get some guys back from injury like Minter, and let’s not forget about Craig Kimbrel! Tbqh I think they will win more games in 2026. For the record I’m not the anon having a melty about it though.
>>153200301Polanco, Semien, Robert, and Williams are legitimately all downgrades. I'm not saying they'll be worse than 2025, I just think an 8 win Vegas jump is extremely bullish
>>153200405Idk about Williams, Diaz had a really shaky 2024 and a dominant 2025. Williams did pretty much the opposite.
>>153200393Weaver is a good pickup desu. I don't thonk they went far enough with revamping the rotation, but Peralta is a a very good arm. I'd guess like high-80s wins and a 2/3 WC.
>>153200417I think he'll be fine, closers are a luxury anyway
>>153200405>Polanco, Semien, Robert, and Williams are legitimately all downgrades.no, they are "legitimately" not. think before you speak. and comparing one player to another is retarded, the only thing that matters is if there team is better in the aggregate. it is. end of discussion
>>153200461>nuh uh player comps r dumbI wasn't the one who proposed then by the way, but holistically, Alonso > Polanco, Nimmo > Robert, McNeil > Semien (a push IMO, but McNeil has better terms and Semien looks like he's rapidly declining). I get pivoting away from Alonso because they didn't want to go long-term so Polanco is a fine stopgap, but Nimmo for Semien is stupid as fuck especially retrospectively after the Bichette signing, and bringing in Robert as the Nimmo replacement offsets is the same combined AAV with Semien as Nimmo + McNeil.
FAGGets kek!
blue jays
dodgers
>>153190271But Lindor is a US citi........never mind.
>>153200637>>153200652>>153200682>>153200765Dog days of winter??
Faster Sammy faster
Lets take it easy on dem gay metties
we ain't even gay :(
Split his ass... cheek 2 cheek.
>>153200859how else would one split an ass?
>>153197105I had about an hour of fun with MLB9Innings, that one that ken griffey jr advertised for
>>153197105try anthony recker's major league mindfuck
>>153200903Why did he do it?
bo bichette will lead mlb in rbi
>>153201309yeah.... in Really Big Idiots kek FAGGets!
>>153201309he will lead the league in rbi until he tweaks his knee again and needs another month off, no refunds btw
LGM
I can haz chance?
>>153201376Pete doesn't get hurt why didnt we resign him instead
lemme tell y'all about the texas rise...
Chicken Arraez!
poop damn fart
brits wake up in the middle of surgery and be like “right wots all this then”
>>153201608kek so true
tfw no baybaw
>>153201652post face and feet
Phillies still have time to trade Alec Bohm, but for what player?
>>153201652I'm a girl tho
>>153201726Jordan Romano
if you hate the blue jays then you're a big fat idiot!!!
>>153201772doyerpacos panicking rn
>>153201726Nobody wants your grias Philly shit
>>153201763as a Phillies lifelong... this is the move.
so what is happening with Framber then?are teams interested?
Give it up for those doggie doos
>>153202007Yamamoverratedo
>>153202031He will be signed despite the ugliness around him, just not a long term contract. The Orioles or Giants are the favorites to sign him.
>>153202088Padre fans want that dog dead.
>>153201652>>153201740Glad I'm not the only baseball gal today
All my gal pals post on /mlb/
>>153202088Need a clean up Decoy's shit at Dodgers Stadium night. Find the turd with the golden hair in it and Ohtani decapitates you ritualistically
dead genny
3peat
when baybaw?
three+ weeks away from spring training and there is absolutely nothing to talk about unless some big trades go down. just watch the olympics and come back march first
>>153202007every single one of these faces disgusts me. men are simply too ugly. when does softball start?
do you play fantasy baseball? are free online leagues worth joining or do 90% of the people lose interest a week into the season
every post itt is me btw, you're welcome
and yes, im gay
>>153202355So tru!! (=^-^=)
>>153202729We're speculating on how the blockbluster Alec Bohm trade will go down before spring training.
Alec Bohm for Jordan Romano, who says no?
Jordan Romano would have got that last out in the NLCS that much we do know
NLDS*
>>153202031Teams are interested but apparently he wants a $200m deal which is legit KeK worthy
>>153202930>>153202116>apparently he wants a $200m dealwewhe's good but that seems disproportionate I wonder what the offers have been for him so far
Me last season>nobody has repeated since the ‘98 YankersMe this season>Nobody has three-peated since the ‘98 Yankers.
>Angels acquire lefty reliever Sandridge from Yankees for cash
>>153203093It's fun watching the Steinbrenners morph into the Wilpons.
>>153203093Cash was the Yanks best prospect too…
>>153202959I don't know what deals are out there right now but I'm sure they're not going to get beat. We're past the point of the off season where all the richfag teams are impulsively splurging and now teams are hunkered down and just looking for surplus value.
>>153202959Some team will buckle. One always does.
Best genny on this board, no doubts
>>153203299https://voca.ro/1clP7JhCbqJg
>>153203299honestly I had no idea
>>153203314god save remixposter
Give it up for dem cubbies!
scubbies
winky in the genny!
>>153203299Will there be some kind of ceremony noting this?
>>153203486The /sp/ies?
>>153203501don't give them any ideas
This Saturday is Poodres Fagfest at Pukeco Park.
>>153203579Are you muhcucko or fagwawa?
>>153203501
>>153203685houspie was robbed
Jose Ramirez has played 1609 games for Cleveland. With ten more games, he will become the franchise leader in games played.Jose has scored 1001 runs for the team, behind only Earl Averill and Tris Speaker.He is second in Total Bases with 3007 and has a chance to catch Averill this season for the franchise record. Jose has hit 287 HR for Cleveland, behind only Jim Thome, and is third in doubles with 398, and leads the franchise in extra-base hits with 726.He is 145 RBI behind Averill, with 949, and second in SB with 287, but is a long way from catcthing Kenny Lofton.
game 5, 5th inning
>>153188023Doyers
>>153203831
Anthony "Just dive right in." Recker
>>153203764> Kenny Loftonfucking based
>>153203093
>asian>like john rocker
>>153203839I'm so happy.
>>153203831Should there be 5+1/3 more of those?
Not exactly a starter pitcher.... I'll take this Gonzales dude. Just eat innings and hope Tatis Jr can hit Dingers. Chadres sale soon, fellow Chadres betheren.
>NBC Sports finalizing deals with Joey Votto, Anthony Rizzo to become part of MLB coverage
>>153204018source?
>>153204027per @MMcCarthyREV of Front Office Sports
>>153204075oh damn awfulannouncing cosigned. hell yeah
>>153204018>>153204027>>153204075>>153204124Peff status?
less than a month to go boys
>>153204168PLEASE do not post videos of me without my permission. thanks
>>153204201BE THE REDS
Are the Reds gonna Red this year? Is this finally the year the Reds are gonna Red?
>>153204018The most revered, shame about his death.
>>153204232yes
>>153204168i want that but without the cheese and a good amount of mustard on half of the hot dog
>>153204281b...based...
>>153204168I need it.
Rizzo
wake me up when there's baseball again
Big moves next week
>>153204599based /mlb/ insider
>>153204018Wow theyre gonna crush it. Benetti, Rizzo and Votto.
>>153204638i guess we always knew italians were the key to baybaw supremacy
I believe the Yankees have one big offseason move left.
>>153203764he’s maybe not the best player in baseball but he’s definitely the best baseball player
kek
>>153204879who was in the wrong here?
>>153204879who will sign him?
>>153204921da mets
>>153204879if you don't trust your catcher you shouldn't be on the mound to be quite honest with you
>>153204931but why haven't they already done it? they love paying above market rate.
Me: alright I'm heading out, you better not turn yourself into a forest sprite while I'm goneZac Gallen:
>>153204897if my team signs him, it was the catcher's fault
>>153204921Orioles or Giants methinks
>>153205004lel
Will the Elly De La Cruz meme ever die? At what point do we stop hearing about his “potential” and accept that’s he’s just a good player. Not…whatever the hell people were claiming he was or could be.
ZACH NETO MENTIONED
>>153205099he's getting a dodger bag next year
>>153205144He should be higher than Smelly De La Caca. Smelly isn’t even top 15
>>153205099if he posts an ops under .800 this season and makes the same kind of errors despite tito sitting him the amount he's claiming he will, the edge will probably dull
>>153205184why not trade him now?
>>153205209he's under team control through 2029
>>153205184You can’t be having a sub .800 OPS at GABP man! Tbqh I do understand the hype and hope. If his “tools” materialize he could be an absolute stud
>>153205216Oh I thought it was up in 2027.
>>153205242maybe it's until 2029, i'm a little drunk. either way, he's not tradebait unless we absolutely fucking blow and he's having an incredible season despite that
>>153205004Why did he do it bros
>>153205255I literally forgot the reds were in the playoffs.
>>153205363so did half our lineup
>>153205372heyooo
>>153205383kek skuba
nu dwight's ox fan here
>>153205372this is brutal winky, I'm so sorry :(
>>153205372kek resd >:)
Of course it’s a Cub
i would like elly to keep getting better and stay in cincy for his career and become a god. always thought it was sad that eric davis didn't stay there for his whole career. i know injuries and cancer are the usual reasons given for why he went to shit after leaving cincy, but let's be real, the straw probably got him hooked on coke in los angeles.
>gay louisKEK
>>153204843I want to see this for shits and giggles, but Matt Blake will calm him down.
>>153205463i mean the dude had a 24" waist in his thirties, that build certainly couldn't have made recovery easy
>>153205472is this pic from a manga or is it dumb ai shit
>>153205463Baseball players used to get so fucking high I bet
>>153205487It's from the manga Super Dimension Baseball Genny /mlb/.
>mfw no baseball
>>153205144Replace Error de la Poo with da next jeetah and you got yourselves a list
>>153205495
>>153205372zing!
>>153205372O KEK
>>153205498he has the tools, he just needs the team to push him and give him the illusion that they're trying to contend. this offseason isn't helping! aaaaaahhhhhhh they're gonna fumble a hall of fame talent and he'll never reach is potential aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
>>153205521Hes was literally born for this, and his dad is my urologist! Volpe’s dad grabbed my penis.
>>153205498You do not sincerely believe this. He should have gotten over his injury by the beginning of this season thoughever.
>>153205495ryankeesfish roll
>>153205527actually i was talking about elly not dogshit volpiss klenk
>>153205527Was that picture taken last week? Good to see him working hard in the offseason.
>>153205542I eat raynkees fish.
>>153205527This is psychotic
>>153205614>LITERAL VOLPISS
>>153205542>>153205577Disgusting. Can't wait to see more of Cabby.
>>153205614>urologist, married to anesthesiologistit must be nice to be born into this kind of financial security.i realize that, being born white in america, i have "won" a certain lottery vis a vis the billions of humans on the planet. i should be grateful!...but some people have it so much better it's unreal
>>153205653Looks like Blankman.
i'm peff jassanand iapprove this message
>>153205684>riding a skateboard with no feetexcuse me grok what the fuck are you doing
>>153205723deep cut
>>153205730that's actually really tho
>>153205747>>153205812oops
If he knew what he was doing he would take the 2 year deal instead of tucking his tail and go back to the desert for a year.
>the faintest whiff of nu wafts through the cool night air. somewhere, an autist's senses tingle. it is time to prep the most retarded of threads. shall it be recker? hmm, maybe. muncy? oooh, perhaps. mariners? tempting! toronto? yesssssss, yessssss, sliding ernie opening his asshole on home plate in premature celebration of a title he will never win... yessssss, yessss...... da boyz on da chan r gonna love it
>>153205372o lawd you crazy for this one Winky
>>153205868For me, it's the oldcum classic of Rick Hahn on the James Shield trade
>>153205868I’ll give you a jej for trying!
>big dumper mentioned on seahawks pre-superbowl radio interview by gm john schneider
>stinkees fans call for cashman’s head every season >MLB network has him top 4 in the leagueKek
>>153206056which one is the brewers gm
>>153206056Fire CashmanFire BooneDFA Volpe
>>153206056>aj preller
>>153206090#2>>153206093Nigga it is midnight over there, go to bed
>>153206056>According to Joel ShermanI would unironically value someone from here’s opinion more.
How the fuck is max scherzer still a FA?>b-buh he’s washedEasy bullpen arm to eat innings, he should’ve been signed 3 months ago
>>153206171There’s a ton of back of the rotation guys that haven’t signed yet. I can’t remember a year with more “ok” pitchers not signing basically into February
I might make sticky toffee pudding this weekend. I’ve never made it before
1. scuba kek2. gay mets3. peffposting4. pfma5. reckerposting6. klenk7. doggie doos8. beary9. muncyposting10. femanon
>>153206219>no doggie doos>muncy posting erm…
>>153206244I’m drunk
>>153206219What’s “femanon”, precious? What’s “femanon”?
>>153206244>7.
>>153206219>only one of my forced memes on the listi'm not working hard enough
>>153189291Yankees will disappoint me again.
>>153206315Which one? I will spam it for you m’lord
>>153205868haven't had a muncy nu in awhile
>>153189291safest prediction: dodgers do not threepeathonestly, the bravest prediction would be saying which AL East teams make the playoffs. i think the orioles are in this year, so who's the odd man out?
force ‘em!
>>153206219should have revealed 'em one at a time like letterman
you know, tanner scott gave us a lot of good entertainment lasr season and doggie doos won a few of those games
>>153206375yeah you really klunked that klenk kek skuba
>>153206376are you predicting a tanner scott/blake train redemption season?????????????
>>153190341malt liquor
>>153206252Same >>153206056
>>153206407holy basado
>>153206252>>153206294
>>153206394tanner scott huge comeback
>>153206440and treinen too
you know, Jordan Romano gave us a lot of good entertainment lasr season and The Philthies won a few of those games
>>153206440>>153206454
dodgers already looking to place snell on the phantom il for the first half of the season.
>>153206501>vague injury>clearly saving their premium starters for the post-seasonslaanesh would be pleased
I’m a Romano Paesano!
>>153206219New Tigers meme here
>>153206501whomst are the doggies going to run out as starters in the first half? sheehan the lynchpin (remember i told you as much) of course, roki given another chance to win a starting job... who else? are they doing the spring training river ryan (question mark) thing? do they have any other farmhands who are ready to eat innings in the bigs?
>>153205372ayyylmao
>>153206695River Ryan, Gavin Stone, Emmett Sheehan, and Justin Wrobleski should all be fresh.
>>153206759>finishes 8-19 with a 5.9 ERA in 130 IP in your path
Sneaky best playoff series from last season?>Hard mode; No World Series
>>153206695Game 3 Hero Will Klein will get a look in mid may
>>153206894holy based
>>153207032Based. Need more libtard baseball players
>>153207195having a sister or a daughter tends to civilize the male of the species
yamamoto made this dog bowl
will klein had a bunch of pokedolls in his hotel or apartment during an interview. it was youtube, but think it was on the offical sportsnet broacast
>>153206219I've helped force about half of these
gm
>raw dickthat's not a real name
NU IN A FEW
>>153206219my jays have faded back into meme irrelevancy
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