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Vgh (again)
Good morning thread, snow has prevented me from playing tennis today
sinnfratelli...grugsters...https://www.thetimes.com/sport/tennis/article/alcaraz-told-wrist-device-he-wore-beneath-sweatband-is-on-banned-list-r5krb0nqp
>>153168735finally they're no longer getting away with it
>>153166044>>153168599
>>153168649shovel it straight away to the side and play on the cleared court.Its how we used to play in Beijing during the -10° Winters because it would snow maybe only 2 or 3 times a winter and never melt. It actually works and is pretty soul.
an easy 5x is waiting for some high IQ degens
>>153168932putting my whole paycheck into the demon
>>153168942good lad
Did people really think Ruud would beat Benji?
>>153168932i'm going with musetti @3.2
>>153169144if that's to win a set not a bad bet
>>153168585Anime
>>153168735>read this article>buried in the typical journalist hoohah is a paragraph stating Bolt6 runs the AO line calling but their health tracker is permittedWOW! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY, AGAIN! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
Is there a rule to stop your wearing a big fuck off watch like Rafito’s Richard Mille and tactically using it to reflect the sun into your opponents eyes at key moments? Or being able to carry pocket sand and throw it at your opponents eyes when you are both at the net.
>>153169390I'm more surprised that players are comfortable wearing watches while playing. Especially autists like Rafa.
>>153169390All the GOATs appreciate a nice timepiece
RAPE sinners cute buttocks i musttoo low iq solve captcha i am
>>153169460While hitting a 2hb he may enjoy the extra weight on his non dominant hand.
>>153169492Tfw you have to be on Patek Philippe's approved list to even buy one
>>153169460Those Richard Mille watches are cringe. Djokovic's Hublot's are almost as bad.
>>153169707All large watches are obnoxious and cringe
>>153169460I'd be comfortable wearing one too if they paid me 500 $ per hour
>>153170166this. I'd make the sacrifice as well.
Tien is the only leftie to have won against Zed since Nadal in RG 2022.Really makes you think
We will aleyas have RG Ruudgoatbros.Shelton is top5 on hard
>>153170298He's definitely the best American player.
>>153170288thank you for this meaningless bit of trivia I'll unironically always remember it
>>153170355Heard it on the Andy Roddick's acclaimed podcast Served
>>153170367What a meaningless stat......There are plenty of players listed with better win percentages in best of 5 matches, but they "don't count" in this analysis because their best of 3 win rates are better than Sheltons....
>>153170288That being said, I see value in Zed's odds
>>153170288>>153170373Gill Gross said the last lefty to beat him was Huesler at Davis Cup, I can't be bothered checking who's right but I trust Gill more than Roddick
>>153170288That's because most lefties play Zverev like a normal tennis player, hitting the ball to his stronger backhand instead of his weak forehand. LT will not do the same mistake
>>153170461
>>15317046337-1 is pretty crazy, didn't know it was that many.But how many good lefties are there anyway, in the top20?
>>153170492It's not even true. Idk why he tweeted that https://www.ultimatetennisstatistics.com/playerProfile?playerId=644&tab=matches#google_vignette
>>153170530>>153170492Sort by vs left handed
>>153170475I mean other than Tien
>>153170530
>>153170567Who the fuck is Joel Schwaerzler
>>153170567THE Marc Andrea
>>153170530>>153170567Data only goes up to 2024
>>153170594Good catch
>>153170625Did anyone watch the Tien v Zverev Acapulco match? Maybe that one autistic American?
>>153170461Roddick is such a trashy individual. His podcast is one of the worst things to happen to tennis.
>>153170492pretty grim desu
>>153170692Number 216 for me
>>153170692>Alex MolcanThat dude seemed like he would be a regular top50 journeyman like Ramos-Vinolas. Very sad for him
>>153170692>Shang all the way in the 300sHe just needs more time...
>>1531706921.7 good players on that list
>>153171559>7 good playersT..Th.. Thanks.
>>153170692Lefties are 10% of the population, so they're actually overrepresented in the top 100.
kek sinnsation is finnish
>>153172178I want to remix this so that he's just constantly shitting on his own game but I'm lazy
>CODE Sports reported Kyrgios was “was last to leave CBD hotspot Bar Bambi in the early hours of Monday morning”. He was also seen with doubles partner Thanasi Kokkinakis at Chapel Street’s Electric Bar on the weekend.https://www.tiktok.com/@rcueaus/video/7599470419241995541What a bozo
>>153173335based kekGuy hasn't done a workout since 2019
how much did djokovic pay for a walkover then? 3 million? 4??!!
>>153173335makes you wonder what the world would be like if white people didnt exist
>>153172178His biggest success is fucking Rodman's daughter, maybe he can polish one of his five rings
Garn quarters tomorrow nightDon't mind either Musetti finally wiping Djok or Shelton rizzing a vulnerable SINNER
Musetti is one year younger than Sinner
Who ready for my boi Demon to fuck it all up and lose in 3 tonight?
>>153173765PHWOOOOAARR propa good wun diss
me? tien vs zverevnibba tien garn poop
Did the pedos drop Ivor now that's she 18?
>>153173738Nah don’t believe this.
>>153173765IF they keep the roof closed due to extreme heatTHEN he will surely take one set. Perhaps even two.
>>153173893August 2001March 2002And don't get snippy about oh it's not exactly one year, I had common core education
Is the Italian mafia going to give Sinner the night match? I heard it's going to be the hottest day
>>153174194Sinner made the call. They won't put him in a day match ever again.
Happy Australia Day
>>153172178Sinner is weak. He is struggling. His legs almost went again. It’s Belton time.
>>153174309Ben Shelton will unforced error his way out of the tournament
>>153172178sinner could never lose to a mutt
>>153174194You misheard; today is the hottest day. Tomorrow is standard high 20s
>>153174625You're the hottest
>>153174657N-No u
We are on a 4/5 now
>Choose to play a sport when it's Summer>Bitch about the heatwhy?
>>153174699And what are the thresholds for these levels?
>>153174804https://www.tennis.com.au/content/dam/tennisaustralia/documents/elite-player/AO26-Extreme-Heat-Protocols.pdf
>>153174804stage 1: sinner loses a gamestage 2: sinner loses several gamesstage 3: sinner loses a setstage 4: sinner loses a set and is down a breakstage 5: sinner loses 2 sets (see dimitrov at wimby, play gets cancelled)
>>153174266Hmmm sweaty, Australia is a country that was founded on white supremacy and the oppression of Aboriginal people.
>>153174900Well, if they didnt want to be opresses they should have got civilised. I mean they were here for hiw many hundreds if yeaes and couldnt even invent the fucking wheel
since when are there two different tennis threads?
wtf i love australia now
>>153174991Since no one wanted to post with pedophiles
With some luck Tien can make Zverev irrelevant for good
>>153175015So basically this is the homosexual thread.I thought we already had one of those with the /afl one?
Time for Tiennamen square
>>153174991That other thread got hijacked by a bunch of pedos, pretty sure the fbi is monitoring it
tien shinhan kek
>Indoor air conditioned matchSorry Tien, Zverev is belting you out
>>153173533clown
>>153175035You wouldn’t know it, but there are more sexualities than pedosexuality and homosexuality. Have a read through this one:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterosexuality
>>153175187I'm a big gay for you
Let's go Learner
phwoar you can take your cazzies back now that the iva match is over please
Tien (the strongest human) will win this easy
>>153175323It's canon that krillin is the strongest human
reddit melts already starting
>>153175323
It’s over
We're back next month, karatsbroshttps://streamable.com/kl2j2j
>>153175522Cringe
>>153175035This is the /Adult ATP and WTA/ thread, get back to hell
>>153175487so true
why apologize for hitting a winning volley
>Zverev literally doping on the courtwtf
>>153175615webm? i missed ithis insulin i assume?
>>153175620I thought it was peculiar he had lance armstrong and barry bonds in his coaches box
It’s nice that they called it insulin to remind you twice where to put it . Much better name than Outsuout
If tien loses to Zvershit he's dropped
Master Tien :)
More like Learned Tien.
Ok hear me out. Memerev beats Djokovic in the final. Stop laughing.
Interesting to see that Zverev is the one changing direction from the crosscourt exchange and going down the line with the backhand, would've expected that more from Learner to exploit Zverev's weaker forehand and open up the courtI was right that the roof being closed really helps Zverev with his spot serving though so returns are tough for Learner and then he can't take the initiative in rallies
>>153175739Sinner to win it
Learner really missed a big chance on that previous deuce by going middle with that backhand instead of down the line and following it in, got punished again by Zverev's backhand which is really doing damage
>>153175761Yeah? ty for the play by play
>>153175788Shot selections key
>>153175788Yw bro
Tien is a crafty little fucker just like Chang. Cool that we have something different to a brainless ball basher.
Zverev sucks
Tien is legit the best American tennis player. He just doesn't have an explosive 135mph serve.
Not terrible.
>Zverlingz
>At Grand Slams, Ben Shelton has won his last 16 — and 28 of last 31 — completed matches against opponents ranked outside Top 2.Who was the Ben Shelton of the big 3 era, someone who would beat everybody but always lose to the top players?
>>153175883Gasquet?
I like Tien's odds in this breaker
Berdych
come on chigga get it done
>>153175883>big 3big 4 you mean
>>153175893>>153175883
I FEAR IT'S OVER TIENSISTERS
das rite
He Learned from his mistake :)
>>153175935omg
Weakmind
>>153175918WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
LET'S GO LEARNER
TEACH
We're learners. I'm learning right now actually
THE YELLOW MAN MARCHES ON
>memerev chokes againScript that ages like a fine wine
Kino learner
If Tien's whole family is deported back to Vietnam during the match, are they going to change the flag mid-game?
zverev is such a jobber kek, always brings me joy seeing that loser struggle.
>>153175977Tien is as American as apple pie
the learner becomes the learned
Which player wins this set 6-2
genuinely what went wrong with that generation
>>153175980English-style apple pie, or Dutch-style apple pie?
Feels like it's over.
>>153173765No, I want to support the little dude. He is playing great tennis right now.
>>153176006>English-style apple pie, or Dutch-style apple pie?Nigga please. American. American apple pie.
tien just laying down now
It’s actually over
Lock it in Learner
Can't get behind someone called learner and neither can you
Learner in 5
>>153176149This might be the best one yet
>>153175883Wawrinka
>>153174687i miss when taro was in the main draw at tournaments
>>153176197
>>153175883>With 734 career match wins, he holds the distinction of winning the most matches on the ATP Tour without having won a majorFerrer.
I always hated Ferrer. Would immediately bend over for Nadull
>>153175883>strong>lefty>powerful forehandi thought you guys said these were all the tricks rafa used to winwhy hasnt ben won a major
>>153175883the correct answer >>153176324
>>153176328As opposed to his almighty battles with Federer
Opened this up and cackled out loud
>>153170692Lmao Peniston
>>153174827Top kek
Mercantilism incoming
fuuuaaark
I think Zverev takes this tiebreak and the match, he looks locked in
Imagine if he was a few inches taller
>>153176392I think that’s very possible but Tien could also take the tiebreak, he’ll be motivated to as it’s an important one in the match.
>>153176393They Live moment. The floodlights are their real eyes
heh.... guess he has a lot left to learn....
lear'd
Learver
At least he hasn’t learned how to beat a woman physically
>>153176427probably why he loses
grugbros...the women beater is scaring me
>>153175739This is unironically my prediction now. Novaxx's final gasp ends with a 5 set choke to Pverev
>>153176445Forgetting someone?
It's over for Novaxx. He has the day session https://x.com/SchedulesTennis/status/2016018004132151411
Aww... he's such a charmer. Would let him beat me up.
how one sided will it be
>>153176497de Minaur is playing quite well so far4 set loss for him coming up
>>153176497betting on Demon to take it to 5th set
demon beats grug today unironically, I can feel it
The Musetti beats Novaxx shit makes sense maybe even 45% chance but if you unironically think Manure would ever beat grug you need your head examined
>>153176552Grug sucks at AO, though.
>>153176560Maybe but Manure literally can't do anything against grug except hope he has one of the biggest sports collapses of all time and has like 50 UEs which isn't possible
>>153176546would be interesting but would also mean guaranteed cup for sinner
>>153176560If making the QF only means he sucks then so does Demon.
Rod Laver tomorrow: Day session>Jpeg vs Anime>Rybaka vs IGA>Musket vs ChokerNight>Shellphone vs Skinner>Some literally who doublesFeeling robbed tbqh
Shelton wanted the day session, djokovic the night session...guess who got their wish?
>>153176641been a pretty uninteresting tourney so far desu
>>153176648Do we know who wanted either? But obviously Novaxx wanted night. We also know Binner has Craig Tiley and the Italian mafia behind him
>>153176667Shelton said in the press conference he'd rather play the day session
>>153173652Impressive. Very nice.
>>153176674It's over. Broccoli head is getting fucked by the doper
>>153176445Grug puts a shit ton of balls/serves back in play and zverev rally tolerance is not that great, with a most likely roof open I doubt Zverev will serve as good as today, but if one player can upset sincaraz it'll be zverev or the djoker...
>>153176396I think Zverev is tall enough
>>153175607bro knee deep in dat azn pussy
>>153176006nibba brits dont eat no apple pie we apple crumblin up in diss bitch
>>153176648https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honoured_Society_(Australia)
How do I find friends to play tennis with unironically
>>153176839Those are terruns. They hate Sinner.
>>153176848Any decent club will have social play nights. Take it from there
YOU RAISE ME UPSO I CAN STAND ON MOUNTANS
Wow we know Roger's in Aus, but nobody said a thing about Rafa being here. He's keeping a low profile. Will they both rock up to the grand final presentation on Sunday?
>>153176892omg who cares?
>>153176892hes been talking about it all week
God damn, we need an upset. And we need it now!Time for Minaur to rise up
>>153176892THE Rafael?
>>153177005We wanted the upset to be Tien. What would be a cool upset now, fucking Musetti? Like, who cares.
i cant stay awake for the alcaraz demon match i fear
>>1531762843-1 against the big 3 in Slam finals, terrible answer
>>153177087Brew some coffee, coward!
>>153177087>i cant stay awake>10amDid you have night shift or did you waste your time watching Saba and the bum Zverev?
>>153177085Musetti would be cool, but after 10 defeats to Novak, what value would one would have right now, when the Djoker is almost 39?
its over
yeah it's over
>>153177222>>153177232It was over before it even started
>>153177222>>153177232yepfirst 2 sets is enough to see just how big the difference in skill is
Biggest match of his LIFE and he still can't serve worth a damn
This will be quick
he's toying with him now
Yeah I'm thinking Carlos gets the calendar slam
I'm toying with myself now
Katie said when he wins more than 10 games he can use the brown tonight
Only Sinner can stop Alcachad
this bitch getting GRUGGED
is de minaur even australian?
>Opening the roof before playRigged for Alcaroids, CAM ON ALEX SET HIM STRAIGHT
must be so embarrassing getting btfod at home this bad in front of a big crowd, even if it was expected
Grug just looks way too relaxed out there, it's almost as if he knows he's unbeatable right now
Aussies unironically root for the temu version of David Ferrer. Honestly even mentioning him in the same breath as Ferrer might be offensive to David. Manure is so garbage and will never amount to anything. Needs to fucking retire, his very presence disgraces the sport
>>153177270what if he doesn't
>0-30yeah I'm thinking we're back
I genuinely hope this loss will be embarrassing enough for this shit player to call it quits. Zero talent and zero skill
Based Grug giving the crowd a longer match
>>153177283He won't>>153177309He will
>>153177289He's half Spanish, half Uruguayan
>grug
>return the serve>implodesgrug is finished
Yeah sinner ain’t finna lose to this
That rowdy fan who got kicked out is back again
Was about to go to sleep. Is this cunt gonna actually make a match out of this?
wtf are these points
>>153177357He was at the Pulmans doubles too. With mates.
>>153177363fore sure bro you CANNOT go to sleep
total grug collapsethat one anon who bet on Australian Demon Mouse will win big
Alcaraz bros… this can’t be happening right now
>>153177370grug is not going to lose to deWog, relax
Chinese bookies have made the call
I know this is the faggot thread but time some time out of your day to laugh at this bitch having a meltdown
Much as I'd like Demon to show that he can compete against the best, I'd hate for him to win this just to roll over to Sinner
hit him with the delayed double vamos, it's over for de minaur now i think
>>153177368Word. Gonna place some shekels on da manure man at 4/1 and get cozy.
>>153177380>take
>>153177381samei still expect alcaraz in 4 but even if adm wins sinner would just rape him
Always thought Alcaraz looked like a paki but he’s disguising it now
>>153177381>>153177392miserable cunts
My boy Alex has to let the DEMON out
>>153177392Unless Sinner gets raped first by the American halfcast. ADM can beat him easily.
de minaur would absolutely dominate the wta
Alex Cuckitini
Reminder they scheduled this at 8:30 so they could precisely open the roof for Carlitos
What is that Alcaraz haircut called I might ask the barber
>>153177423No, but Steven May
>>153177419Big Ben won their last meeting
>>153177432you're right, he couldn't cope with emma's beauty
>>153177430the minimum forehead
>>153177430The Edgar
>>153177418There is nothing "demon"ic about this nerdy looking wog.
I'm not worried at all, there's a reason why he's grug
>>153177442kwabliteral rat
AdM is one of the easiest to like players on tour.
>>153177449Please be bait
>>153177394He's more pale than the big 3 :3
THAT WAS UNIQUE AND OUT OF THIS WORLD
>>153177449if you're ranked above him
Based
deminaur looks and plays like a little rat
Grug is shook
Gill Gross was saying Demon needs to make more use of his backhand down the line which is his best shot instead of trying to avoid the Alcaraz forehand so much like he did in their previous matches
I need to be medicated
>de minaur >that accentThis cunt even Australian or just larping?
>Lose Ferrero>Put rando in his place.>Become unable to predict your opponent's strategy.Let's point and laugh
Minaur in 4 tight
Must be really hard to return your opponents serve irl innit
Some of youse never say anything nice about any of these players and merely insult them over every little thing.Have a good look at yourselves.
>carlos with the amazing approach and volley>guy called 'wally' (lmao): 'but look how hard de minaur made him work'
What a shot!
>>153177502I'm always nice to the lads
>>153177502Why should I these fuckwits have everything I crave and more
le classy grug
not sure if grug is EEF or just Moorish
>>153177486he's a Spaniard
De Minaur has funny teeth. He should get braces
>I wasn't readyGrug saw Spizzirri get good press for that
just made a bowl of instant mashed potatoes (expiry date: August 2023) and melted a whole stick of butter into them
it's overall Charlie had to do was be nice to Alex and it confused him
bias australian commentators are blaming the umpire for demon kwabbing it kek
>>153177525now that's based
>>153177527>tfw "love thy neighbour" was true all along
>>153177525this must be the diet that makes Sinner look the way he is
>>153177502I agree, this place is far too hostile even to its fellow community members.
QUICK GRUG COMPLIMENT HIS HAIR
Fuck sake
>7-5 merchantHe won't get away with this.Minaur has won this set's narrative, and believes more than ever now.
that last forehand from de minaur was so weak kek, he had nothing left
damn what a point just to lose the set to the net from 5 meters away kek>>153177525all you need is to get shot and that sounds like a peak American Tuesday
>
based
De Manure
grug mastering the power of karma
kek that Fed Rafa shirt
You could just tell that was going to hit the net
>>153177502Coco is really intelligent.
How do you say "Close the roof!" in Australian?
Like I said, there's no reason to worry. Manure will completely good to grug now
>>153177546>the net has fallen, billions must let
>>153177555The AO Heat Stress Scale is above 5.0
De Minaur hasn't put one foot wrong yet still loses the set lol. Carlos is just from another level
>>153177562kek impressive. very nice.
babs is back at Eurosport?
Reckon Alcaraz should kill himself
TFW my VK stream is at 480p
>>153177564correct. he's put two feet wrong
>>153177542I love your sarcasm bro :)
Minaur should've long ago ust refused to play this doper, always withdraw instead. Maybe state he'll only play against humans.Also dementia is hitting Mcenroe hard I see.
Must be an expensive sport to play tennis lol
We stopped doing racket abuse warnings?>>153177585Its an urban youth favela sport these days really with Fonseca being the future star
>>153177554coco smashie smashie
>>153177592I must admit that I have done this.
>>153177595worn a short orange dress? no shame in that
did anyone expect this not to happen?
>>153177601oh you
>people only now showing upMates, the match is already over
>>153177525Boxed mash potatoes is peak American culture. Mash is literal baby food & takes no effort to make
Why do you have to be so mad??!??
Grug can keep this pace all game, Alex already wilting
>>153177525I kneel
Ok but will Shelton fare better against Sinnerlings tomorrow?
this net is rigged
>>153177616yes
Alcaraz undoubtedly top 3 all time.
why didn't de minaur just win this game
Lmao commentators called out grug for being grug
>>153177616No
Start to get the feeling Alcaraz will win it all without dropping a set
this net is genuinely biased against Australians (which I endorse)>>153177635Nö
just get the double break so i can turn this off
>>153177644In Sinner we belive
de minaur is playing out of mindand he is still losing
>That ginger bogan has the money to go to Emma's match R1 and R2, get kicked out of another match involving ADM, and now this QFHow does he do it?
>>153177656Is Demon checking those anon's (non existent) digits?
Every game counts
>>153177662Probs a FIFO grunt in the mines.
WOOOOOOOO demon
grug is so funne you really can't hate on him ngl
Grug totally looks beatable
>>153177707why don't you beat him then
>>153177714He never plays any tournaments in Germany. He's too scared of me to come here
grug just out talents bums like manure, faggot should just retire
Kek did anyone get the girl with the tiny camera
>>153177723si
>>153177707Will zverev beat him?
>>153177723yeah that was my gf
He's capitulatingNo more belief
>>153177731Post her then
Australians are good for nothing.
it's demonover
>>153177739lollmao even
Why do they play NRL in Vegas now
>>153177740Is that her camera for you cock?
>>153177745They’re good for impregnating. The girls anyway. Please come here and breed our Shazzas with your euro dicks.
>>153177754>nowIt's the third year
Starting to think alcaraz might actually be good
>>153177739Not on court buddy, maybe in the shower after the match
Remember when people said Novaxx dominating was mega boring. This AO really might be the start of an equally bad era for tennis. Maybe even worse since Memedev, women beater, and Sissy were better players in Novaxx era plus you still had Baldy and Thiem
>>153177761Show me some Aussie hotties
6 7s
>>153177739yes, in 5 sets and then get humiliated in the final by Sinner (again).Check em
>>153177773>>/afl/
>>153177764Three years ago is now
>>153177776
>>153177784no women posting itt please
>>153177761>come here and breed our ShazzasNo, I dont think I will get close to any Shazzas
>>1531777722018-2023 era is easily gaping Sincaraz if this AO starts being the norm. Actually underrated despite Djokovic statpadding. People unironically putting their hopes in Fonesca (zero back) and Draper (British glass) in saving this shit era of tennis
>>153177795>random polish porn and furrykek
Who got the 7’s?>>153177777
If alcaraz can keep this up for many (many more) years he might have the chance to reach federers lvl.
Deminaur doesnt know the ball shouldnt go in the net>>153177798>Fonesca (zero backbro has a huge back.He's chubby strong like Wawrinka>2018-2023 era is easily gaping Sincaraz if this AO starts being the normyou have multiple wrong opinions
>>153177798Well no shit. Those players were legit. Big 3 was just that much better. Can't believe Novax won 2024 Olympics.
>>153177772>Novaxx>Novaxxget over it weirdo
>>153177825>Americans>Getting over the covid showchose one
Love seeing this seething rat fuck confront his own mediocrity year after year :)
>>153177819I'm referring to the fact that Fonesca has a straightened spine and stress fractured his back years ago that he will forever have to manage. He has zero fitness and will easily flame out. And I'm not wrong, variety and quantity of better players easily gaps this era. Shit Peak Psycholev was more entertaining to watch than this garbage product.
>>153177835dont remember honestly
>>153177817He already surpassed it
Demon is actually quite mentally weak
>>153177825No. Antisocial behavior should get called out and punished.
>>153177836>Fonesca has a straightened spine and stress fractured his back years agooh, I didnt know.Poor kid. Growing up in the Favelas of Brasilia didnt allow him good medical access.
>>153177838Lmao no.
The fact that Frauderer and Baldal were serious players in the 2017-2023 era automatically makes it better lmao
cmon Alex, grugs serves are no way near that impossible to return.
>>153177825>>153177827>>153177846I don't really care that he didn't take the vaccine, it's just a funny nickname to me
is this the first round?
Give it to me straight, will zverev beat grug?
ADM is not even winning 10 games
He's utterly mindbroken
>>153177866Is grug a woman?
>>153177866at KWABbing? most definitely
>>153177866Not even at golf
alex can still win this!!!
That was not even close
Not sure why I even bothered to wake up for this match
>>153177862Sincaraz fans will still shill for this tennis btw
For what its worth I find Demons color pallet and shirt+shorts the best this tournamnet.The "wilson" on the hat is ugly though.
>>153177892Based snoozer
Glad thats over>>153177893this is all next gens fault. If deminaur were better this would be a good game, but next gens suck vs Sincaraz as much as vs Big 3
every year alex makes it somewhat deep into this tourny with unreal levels of media hype and every year he has bombed out in straight sets in an uncompetitive humiliation
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>>153177907There was that year he got humiliated in 5 by an injured Rublev
>>153177915he's kwabbed so many times i can't even remember that one
Sasha will soon to be home
>You just lost the match.>Try to go to your locker room.>Hey! Take a look at all the winners who actually won, unlike you! Look at Wawrinka's mug! how does that make you feel, mate?Australians are fucking savage.
>>1531779182023 I think, he got bagelled in the fifth despite Rublev playing on one leg
>>153177911kek
>>153177907He just punches way about his weight due to training and effort, nothing wrong with that besides the media hype, we have nothing else going for us tennis wise since Barty and the goat retired though
>>153177907he is so unfathomably glazed by the media year round despite never making semifinals of a slam and having some insanely shit h2h stats like 0-13 against Sinner. Just because he gremlins all around the wta to minmax his ranking doesn't mean there's any genuine anticipation to his matches from the casual audience like there was for kyrgios, hewitt or even rafter. AIS needs to go back to the test tubes and cook us up an actually good fucking player.
>>153177930he doesn't punch above his weight, all the shitters he beats are just as garbage as he is
>>153177930he's the same height as carlos, we just need to run roid cycles on our academy prospects like italy and spain do and we'll dominate the next 100 years
>>153177940Then why does he always beat them
here comes the cringe
>>153177936>Just because he gremlins all around the wtait's funny cuz it's true
>>153177936The media in any given country are going to glaze a player from that country, the media are very lazy and it is easy for them to write slop instead of having the self awareness to write based on facts.
Unless Shelton wins all Semi finalists will be from the top 5 (if Novak wins then its top 4 in the last 4).
ADM and Shelton always get bullied by Sincaraz in the QF/SF (QF for ADM lmao)too bad we only got a Shelton-Djokovic match once
>>153177945because they're not above his weightthe only players who are above his weight, he loses to, without fail
Why does Alex never fucking learn his lesson? He talks so much shit every year when he beats people significantly lower ranked than him and then gets catastrophically humbled around the quarters by men younger than him. They're likely to perpetually beat him for years to come. All he needs to do is collect his paydays every year in the high ranks as he slowly ages out of the sport and keep his mouth shut
>>153177936>minmax his rankingHe didn't play a single 250 last year, if he did he would've finished top 5
>>153177957Lol true, but he’s so small and stuff physically wise I mean he punches above his ‘weight’ literally speaking
>>153177920He dumped her and has a new girlfriend now.
>>153177968snakes can't help themselves
>>153177968he's the new rublev, can beat people to the quarters then gets btfo by the actual good players
>>153177975fairs
>>153177976Just checked and they're still togetherhttps://www.prisma.de/news/stars/Sophia-Thomalla-Alexander-Zverev-Das-haelt-ihre-Beziehung-zusammen,54468292
I'm thinking Alcaraz takes the slam race.(2*10)+6=26 He would be 33 years old.
>Aus dem Thomalla-Umfeld erfuhr BILD, dass beide tatsächlich noch ein Paar sind. Dass sie nicht in Melbourne ist, liege an ihren Jobs. Als TV-Moderatorin und Unternehmerin habe sie im Januar mehr Termine als vergangenes Jahr. Zudem fehlt sie nicht zum ersten Mal bei den Australian Open.
>>153178007Good calculation, professor
He isn't even 23 years old, I thought he was turning 24 in May.I don't even believe Sinner can beat him here now.
This is what reddit tells us
6-6 h2h
>>153178001You're right I thought he was banging this new cutie but it was fake news
>>153177923in 2023 novak destroyed him
Reading the pre-match comments about Minaur having a chance, just how dumb are you guys?It's weird, presumably Alcaraz and Minaur were both born as humans, yet currently they are a completely different species from each other? Now what external factor could there be to account for this?
kwab
>>153178108she said she tried to get somewhere without cameras 7 times there
>>153177823Yes, he "miraculously" outphysicaled the gigadoper to win the one title he was missing. Do you believe Marvel movies are documentaries?
>>153178096Ah yes I was thinking of 24, thought it was earlier because I recall Rublev was still the higher ranked player at the time
Heh... my boy Tien just needs a little more time... he's still just a learner after all
>>153178106I know youre a finn but its called sarcasm dudely
>>153178048It should be a good match. I hope itll be closed roof
>>153178083>>153178015Can you stop?!
>>153178212Yeah the Aussies were just being sarcastic about their Aussie winning. The correct answer is low intelligence combined with emotional weakness.
>>153178227Okay. The aussies I can account for. They probably really were so dumb to be disappointed by Deminaur yet again kek
>>153178233>*can’t
is it worse for tennis if Djoker wins tomorrow or Pooshitti?
>>153178233I never expected De Miniature to win or have any chance at all>>153178350If Moronzo wins he'll be third in the rankings which is horrible for tennis
>>153178350>thinking about whether something is 'good' or 'bad' for tennis
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