Stealth Paolo Negro subeditionSERIE A ROUND 22>Friday, 23rd January 202620:45 Inter 6-2 Pisa>Saturday, 24th January 202615:00 Como 6-0 Torino18:00 Fiorentina 1-2 Cagliari20:45 Lecce 0-0 S.S. Lazio>Sunday, 25th January 202612:30 US Sassuolo 1-0 Cremonese15:00 Atalanta 4-0 Parma15:00 FC Genoa 3-2 Bologna18:00 Juventus 3-0 Napoli20:45 AS Roma 1-1 AC Milan>Monday, 26th January 202620:45 Hellas Verona FC - UdineseCOPPA ITALIA ROUND OF 16>Tuesday, 27th January 202621:00 Fiorentina - ComoCHAMPIONS LEAGUE LEAGUE PHASE>Wednesday, 28th January 202621:00 Borussia Dortmund - Inter21:00 Monaco - Juventus21:00 Royale Union SG - Atalanta21:00 Napoli - ChelseaReminder to keep it comfy, write down the amount of your club's slush fund, buy Nick Peesilly stonks and kidnap each Serie A football painted red
negru
>Fortunato Krediet is a new player for Juventus. The Dutch midfielder, born in 2010, has signed a contract until 30 June 2028 and will currently wear the jersey of the Bianconeri Under-16 team led by Mister Gridel. Coming from Feyenoord, where he arrived in the summer of 2024, Krediet has also played in the youth teams of Utrecht, Zeeburgia and PSV Eindhoven.
Forza Milan
Nihao
death to lotito
Krande Dildiz
>>153168737Lmao, what a name
Very editable picture with that screen in the background
>>153169191>curva sud choero after they lost a banner to fiomerdinilollmao
>Juve has made some calls in the last 24 hours for KoloMuani. Juventus would be tempted to give it another shot. There are 2 problems: Tottenham's coach who wouldn't want to lose any more players and the relations with PSG. We'll see." [Romano]Tortolli it’s time to get on your hands and knees and start groveling
>>153168737I expected him to be browner tbqh
>>153169191
His rumors are up.
Bruh what the hell do you mean we're playing again in two days, and it's in UCL I thought we were done with that
Curious Assistant fras...
Who's the kia soul of calcio
>>153169879A visual representation of 85% of Twinkazzo's posts
late but lole nabulealso kys sborletto,grimtolini etc
>eat shit>ask for moreholy shit kys grimoli
Highguard? Downloading
Crime of Xposting but Nabuletans have gone insanehttps://x.com/ralphfiennes55/status/2008621604121534560
>>153170129Massive crime of following streamers, but a ton of them have schedules with Highguard on it. Made me lole
>>153169879holy based
>Just matched with big booba bossnian milf on dating app TMFeelsgoodman.png
>>153170177Anon you can do it, I believe in you not falling for bait with an advertisement label on it...next time
>>153170434Normies fell for a fake news ages ago, that's why many normies have that to this day
>going anywhere near close xitter
What happened to that big talent casadei? Is he still at chelsea?
>>153170574Nvm this dude plays for torino now lol
Highguard kinda looks fun?
>>153170667I'd like to tell you but servers don't work
scottish talent lennon miller gets the start
Manuel Locatelli vs Top 7 League Midfielders◉ Progressive actions – 1st◉ Forward passes completed – 1st◉ Progressive passes completed – 1st◎ Accurate passes to final third – 2nd◎ Passes completed – 3rd◎ Forward pass ratio – 3rd◎ Long passes – 3rd◎ Touches – 3rd
watta gol
orbaaan
>>153171072Say it with me, Serbia is always right
Orban now with more goals than Højlund
>Bournemouth are just two matches away from triggering the mandatory purchase clause for Alex Jimenez (€19.5 million plus up to €5 million in bonuses). AC Milan will receive the first €5 million and 50% of the remaining fee, while Real Madrid will get the other half.The current idea is for Camarda to undergo his post-surgery rehabilitation in Milan while remaining registered with Lecce. The summer agreement between the two clubs would therefore remain unchanged. Once he is fully fit, Camarda would return to playing in Serie A. The situation is not fully resolved yet, but it is close to a solution.>AC Milan opened talks to sign Ljubo Puljic from FC Bayern II as talent for the future. Croatian U18 centre back, in the list of several clubs with Milan also keen. Talks between Milan and Lazio regarding Gila Lotito are ongoing: Furlani is personally leading the negotiations with him. Milan want to get ahead of the competition and secure his services this summer. The initial asking price is around €20 million, but Milan are negotiating to bring it down to €15 million.>Avellino have shown interest in ACMilan’s young midfielder Silvano Vos (born in 2005) for a 6-months loan.Keep on eyes on Youssouf Fofana’s future. He seems no longer central in Max Allegri’s Plans. If arrives a bid in the order of €30M, Milan could give the green light to the sale. Fofana has always decided to stay until now.>Milan has not lost any of the last 21 SerieA matches: this is the currently open longest streak of consecutive matches without defeats among the five major European leagues in progress. Consistency.
>Once he is fully fit, Camarda would return to playing in Serie A Which team?
>>153171595>Alex Jimenez (€19.5 millionjfc
>>153171766WILDCATS
>>153171072◉w◉
>>153171766Cleveland Indians
>Gasperini already celebrating his birthday at Circolo Canottieri AnieneFreemasons sure work fast
>>153171766Milan or lecce>>153171962Find me a better 20yo rb
>>153172198palestra
>>153172233*laughs in selling to the Red Bull franchise*
Percentages are up
Do NOT look up who the new coach is of FC Basel 1893!
Buongiorno, question of the day: is she fixable?
Greg Bovi-ACK
>>153176528GM and most definitely not. I really grew to find heavily tattooed women unattractive lately
>>153176528staring at her thighs is like watching an episode of Saint Seiya
Gm sirs! Last round of the league phase starts tonight! Update your UCL Fanta teams!>>153172662I’m getting old >>153176528I despise tattoos like that, I really do
Shit it doesn’t start tonight, it starts tomorrow! Well that gives you an extra 24hrs to TINKER with your squadrone
>Congo Mali possibly back soonMuch better than El Nafri
>>153177840
>>153177987Fabrice Riommans said it so it could happen surely
>>153177991isn't Romano a sort of agent whisperer now? everything he posts seems to be deliberately released by someone close to unhappy players in order to shake up their position on the market
Giuntoli really cooked
>rookie negru coach dominating this leagueThoughts?
>ICE: "Our agents will collaborate on security at the Winter Olympics in Italy."
>>153178186Italy needs ICE, in fact it needs more than ICE. Clear them out. Every single one of those smelly Begalis on the metro, every Bantu jigaboo badgering you at the Colosseum, every Ching Chong zipperhead, Flip or other oriental taking Italian jobs, every moroccan pig and zingaro bag thief. Clean the streets up before it’s too late.
>>153178090If I told you that the Serie A league table rarely reflects the technical qualities on the pitch, would you believe it or would you go back to stealing copper out of dissatisfaction?
>the Serie A league table rarely reflects the technical qualities on the pitchwhat kind of sad cope is this kek
Winter Olympics ICE collab kinda make sense.
>>153178217You'd have controversies every other day since they would mistake terroni for maranzas and shoot them dead (not that I would complain)
>Bournemouth has officially announced via its social media channels the signing of Greek goalkeeper Christos Mandas from Lazio. The deal has been finalised on the basis of a loan with an obligation to buy set at €18.5 million, conditional upon the player reaching a certain number of appearances.
>Pogba injured won’t play vs jJGay
Golovinkino tomorrow
I now remember Akron Togliatti's legend Artem Dzyuba
Cold.
>>153178740Just about 2/3 of /seriea/ wet themselves the moment this got posted...
>>153178746Now that's a groundbreaking stat
Artem Dzyubala
>Colpo del Pescara Calcio: in chiusura Lorenzo Insigne. Sovl
>Colpo della Juventus FC: in chiusura un cazzo di nessunoWow thanks Dam
Jean-Claude van Dam
Do not look up how Renault Kangoo's Renault Kangoo is...
• OpendarcRaidder will start from the first minute, he has obvious qualities• We're not anxious about the result against Monaco, I'm curious to see how it will turn out• I'll make some changes, but always with the aim of maintaining the highest level.• I want a strong response from the players who have been playing less• Kalulu will play tomorrow (the Kalulu beatings will continue until morale improves)• Conte's words? I thought it was artificial intelligence
Kaluluslop
>>153179591>• Conte's words? I thought it was artificial intelligencegot damn
I thought that the gravinoids at FIGC had pissed him off, but not to this extentI've seen enough men with broken souls to say for certain and Sbalett doesn't give a shit about anything or anyone anymore, shots will be fired
>>153178726>Akron Togliatti>they have 2 random bolivianspottery
>Koopmeiners: “I’m very happy at Juventus – it’s every player’s dream”On the eve of Juventus’ decisive Champions League clash against Monaco, Dutch midfielder Teun Koopmeiners spoke to the media from the press room at Stade Louis II. Calm, focused, and full of determination, the Bianconeri vice-captain discussed his current form, his relationship with manager Luciano Spalletti, and his deep sense of belonging at the club.>“We want to push together”Koopmeiners began by underlining the importance of Wednesday’s match for both morale and momentum. “I feel good, and I want to push with all of my teammates tomorrow,” he said. “It’s a very important match for us — for the points and for our confidence. We’ll see if we finish in the top eight or go through the playoffs.”>“I’m happy with my role”Discussing his position on the pitch and the tactical flexibility Spalletti expects from him, Koopmeiners expressed total openness to the manager’s ideas. “I have to say I feel good and relaxed,” he explained. “I’ve played a lot under this coach — maybe a bit less in the last few matches — but I’m happy with my role. I’ve spoken a lot with the manager about it. I played as a central defender in the Netherlands as well, so it’s important for me to help the team tomorrow. Every training session and every match is an opportunity to show the coach that I can help the squad. That goes for every player.”>“Juventus never told me to leave”When asked about his future, Koopmeiners was emphatic in his commitment to the Turin club. “I’m very happy at Juventus,” he said. “I never thought about leaving, and the club never told me I had to go. I’m too happy here — it’s every player’s dream to be at Juventus, and I want to do even more. I can honestly say that every day I give 100% to help the team. I only think about Juventus,” he said, before smiling and adding: “Goals? The first objective is always that Juventus win.”
Grimtoli jumpscare
*brainstorms ideas about Sballet on a F1 podium in case he wins at Monaco*
>>153179591>Conte's words? I thought it was artificial intelligenceHoly shit lmfao
>>153179887>>153179932
>Xaver SchlagerI get it, Comolli is going to buy omegashitters so that I would rate Locatelli for lack of better alternatives
>>153180435Jesus fucking christ lmao
>bundesliga shittersNothing more than a more expensive memedivisie
*smiles*
>>153180435>>153180466i rated him before the invalidità civile
>Schlager links on the designated six gorillion remembrance dayI like your style Damien
>>153180435Missed out on 4 targets and spent the rest of the month taking bosman shitters that nobody else wants, serie ass hasn’t seen sabotage like this since Monchi
I am now reminded of Joao Marathon
>>153180506>pink hairGasp has gone woke
balbo baggins
>tfw I'm 5000 points into my 30k death guard list and I lowkey realize no one gives a shit about them and im just a nicheslop warhammer fanTranfers for this feel?
>como homos
Paz from the Metal Gear Solid series to sfinter is a done deal
>>153180625it's not hair dye, he went clubbing at Phosphorescent for his birthday.
>new rumours about Kean going to Saudi Arabia for 50m+Lol, lmao even
>>153180506Why is he arthoemaxxing?
For me, it's the arthoe and jessie buckley phenotype
Edward Kenwey design from the remake is up
>>153140038bbilan in the wild
>Morata scored
>Mateta scored
OHHHFIOCRETINAAA
BOOM!A Premier League top club (likely Manchester United or Tottenham) is preparing an 80m€ bid for Inter’s Pio Esposito, according to Sportitalia.Bid to be presented before summer
>>153181790gonna need 180m fra
>>153181790Damn, he's valued just as much as Mario Gila!
>>153181790>believing a price can be placed on the vicar of christ
>>153181790Pensavo camardinha
>>153181790Only 80m? A bit low.
Sleep tight /seriebook/, MASSIVE day for European participants tomorrow
>some Neapolitan freak hired Camorra hitmen to kill Spalletti Wow
>Dugarry against De Zerbi: "He responds to criticism by saying 'I'm Italian': this is the lowest level of debate and humility, it's surreal. Self-esteem is a quality, but here we are faced with an enormous ego. He coached Sassuolo and Brighton, but he talks as if he won two Champions Leagues"
>>153181790>thrown onto the united strikers bonfire>spermseach a part of dantes journey
>>153180506That’s the same smile he made every time milan will lose when he was the manager
>AC Milan made inquiries about Nathan Aké, but Manchester City and Guardiola rejected the requests eventhough the player wanted to join the Italian side.Also: Sick at home watching those "italian carabinieri, police and military people getting photographed/given the picture" reels and it nearly makes me cry. Im turning into an unc fr fr
And isn't it buvonic?Don't you think?It's like a goal when you are 5-0 upIt's a hat-trick in the ngoppa Cup It's another goal against a shit clubAnd who would've thought? It figures
>Spalletti wants a forward with characteristics different to those he already has. Zirkzee is being considered, United are open to loaning him. - Gazzetta>Juventus are interested in Joshua Zirkzee. - Simon Jones (Daily Mail)How many for Zirkzuki Swift?>Spurs want to end Kolo Muani’s loan immediately so Juventus have the green light. The toughest part is negotiating with PSG who haven’t changed their terms: they want an obligation to buy.Grimtaresting
Comolli's algorithm response? Charlie Zirkzee
>>153186677>obligation to buyseems like they know about his career-ending injury
>Have an important event at the weekend>come down with some sort of cold that’s blocked one of my ears and makes me feel tired boss dawg tiredTings are dread man, truly dread
New Talìa video is up
>>153186949Can really watching Pizza-Scamsuolo this end week to be called an event important? Let's go boys up, not let's take ourselves in round
>They are men who be Scottish at their will and English at their pleasure
>>153186949Just stay at home and watch thishttps://youtu.be/C-xZNU5j1-k
>>153186949Business idea: marathoning Industry (starring Marisa “Kinose” Abela)
SOON
>Pure race ’22 Porsche 911 GT3 R, track-bred ’24 Elantra N TC, and a 1,548ps Xiaomi SU7 Ultra EV kick off 2026. A new Extra Menu and Scapes, plus 3 new events are all part of the free content coming to Gran Turismo 7 in Update 1.67, available starting 10pm PT Jan. 28/ 3pm JT Jan. 29. Didn't know Xiaomi made cars tbqh
>Time to climb the Yellow𝐚ll>YellowallWhat did they mean by this?
>>153187722Yeah it's a shitty full electric sedan, the fact that it's getting shilled a lot by tech reviewers is a huge red flag
>all those gamea at the same timeMassive CALCIO injection but I will not turn my back against MY club, you never know what memes could be produced out of our shitters
https://xcancel.com/assassinscreed/status/2016531108486095252#mI mean shit, that’s one way to confirm a game
>Milan are intrigued by 18-year-old left-footed Greek playmaker Karetsas of Genk.For this summer, a new striker will be needed. At the top of the list is Vlahović, who is set to depart Juventus, but Milan are also evaluating Lewandowski (Barcelona, contract expiring), Kean (Fiorentina), Núñez (Al-Hilal), Gabriel Jesus (Arsenal), and Mateta (if he does not change clubs during this transfer window).>Gila: At the end of the season, the Spanish defender will have just one year left on his contract and does not intend to renew with the Biancocelesti. As a result, Milan are ready to offer him a five-year contract with a higher salary than he currently earns in the capital.AC Milan have also made contact with Mateo Kovačić regarding a potential transfer in June.>Lecce announces that the player Francesco Camarda will undergo surgery today for an issue with his right shoulder.In the summer, several reinforcements will be needed to add depth to the squad. One or two wide players better than Athekame and Estupiñán as alternatives to Saelemaekers and Bartesaghi: Aramburu (Real Sociedad), Arnau Martínez (Girona) and Fran García (Real Madrid) are on the list.>Another target is midfielder Leon Goretzka, whose contract with Bayern Munich is expiring.
Your PlayStation Plus Monthly Games for February:- Undisputed - Subnautica: Below Zero - Ultros (Kino)- Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown (Gigakino)Full details: http://play.st/4qGfARz
>18 match diretta golsborring
>>153187740>1500hp for less than 100kNice Marco Cappato alternative
>>153188174I hate water settings so I'll never bother with Subnautica (also isn't that one written like shit?) Very nice on AC7. Let's see the mid-month refreshments
Milan Kings remember we want all the serie ass teams to make it as far as possible in yurop. If we’re lucky one of them even makes it to a final again.
kys grimolikys grimolinikys negruanikys dumb negru club
Most people are not aware that a Locatelli lateral pass is an DMT entity
>>153188331Name 1 (one) game that is actually well-written full-stop, not just well-written *for a vidya*
>more norton-scruffy rumors kys Ottolini
>>153188838Sex with Hitler & Sex with Hitler 2
>>153188838Grezzo 2
>PSV Eindhoven agree €6.5m deal to sign 19 year old winger Alphadjo Cissé from Hellas Verona. Cissé leaves Catanzaro where he was on loan to join PSV.damn, hope he actually gets to play
>>153188962I like how with every winter market that comes Verona inaugurate a new clearance sale
Just felt some tumours pulsate
>>153189171KoopmeinersKINO
>>153189171PUSHA Z
bonny starting
pls stop stabbing us in butt
>>153189282the nabuletans are giving you the typical London greeting, what's not to like?
And tonight, our boy Loic brings home the MVP award.
We will get raped tonight by superior german cock
calcio.uefa refballed inter out of top8. i hope we drop out of this money grab tourney.
>>153189431köhn isnt very gud you will be ok
Game hasn't even started yet it's already crying about refball lmao
>>153189171>Kalulu and MuttuidiFfs just let them rest you bald cunt
>>153189506Why on earth should a club that calls itself "International" not take comfort in honoring a farce that has all the hallmarks of globohomo degeneration?
Need a stream for Inter's disasterclass tonight bros
>>153189585https://www.figc.it/it/tifosi/biglietteriaYou need Internet Explorer 7 to make it work
>Rats are being spotted at the Camp Nou ahead of the Copenhagen matchuh oh, looks like some interbros got lost on their way to dortmund
>“How likely is Kolo Muani’s return? Tottenham play tonight, just like us, so it’s not the moment to talk about it. Kolo was happy here, but he’s not a Juventus player anymore. Let’s see what happens in these last few days — we’d all like to give the manager a few more options. We’ll see in the coming days.”t. Chiellini
>>153189657
Imagine the stats he's cooking up
>Sterlingz is a free agent nowComolli...
>Jjohn Elkann will attend the gameDon't bother bros
hope my streams arent as shit as last time.was impossibru to watch
Who's the Fiat Doblò of players
Zakaria :)
Cholera epidemic in Nabole squad
>>153189737fiketta commentator on mine. grim
>>153189761Marco Brescianini
evening tossers, anyone selling shit poles? only nabul intrasts me tonight
mkhi is a worry. hes too slow nowadays
What the actual fuck did PerIN mean by that
>>153189761Stefano Sturato
>Merdin
Reminder there are people currently posting ITT who rate Perin
I was unrolling my foreskin, what did Perin do I wasn't watching
shall be rooting for pedro neto because he has good dna
>>153189835Name 1 (one)
>>153189779*stabs you in the ass*
>>153189841Saluto romano al Duciano o/
Perun
>mfw looking at nabule's bench tonight
Mo centrocampistus scozzes’ muort >>153189852Those English pigs deserve worse
I feel like we've never performed well in the black kit
>>153189851Shitalo #33
>>153189978What about Šutalo #37?
dortmund open chance and shit shot,
Sloppy passing from the front 1/3
Kek you can hear Sborretti screaming
I'll laff if Scatalanta end up advancing in the top 8 with Palladeano
Balogoon
gud chance. tikus always diving
Grim but that was a foul
My fucking god Perin is so trash
gud bistecca
>merdseille
This match feels like a summer friendly kek
>De Zerbi getting pummeledand it's godium tiem
This ref might be Jonas Rouhi's father
>>153190114Oh so that's why he feels so familiar lmaoAlso where the FUCK is Rouhi now
how is gonde always this bad in yurop?
>>153190102I mean, if I lived in Monaco I'd be having orgies with slavic whores too instead of visiting the Stade Louis II
I think juan jesus might negative iq
>>153190137his toupee cannot withstand the international buzz of the competitions
>>153189824remember his block at james rodrigues' header? lmao
>>153190154he was already exposed at inter.
english team gettin a penalty in ucl? what a surprise
>>153190194I 'member
man tikus is so bad rn. cant do anything right
Luciano can you convince someone to score
Drip spotted
dortmund play looks pretty simple. not worried.
Lilian spotted!
He needs to buy more hats. We already saw this one.
*warms up*
>>153190131>Also where the FUCK is Rouhi nowSent to the glue factory
Giulia Ottolini should consider buying that Aklouche nafri
Why can't we have all UCL games at the same time slot everytime like tonight? Fucking UEFA corrupt cunts
dima droblled twice already
>>153190363it would get ridiculously frustrating really fast
Mo where is Cabal half the time?
Conceicao is so sad to watch41 millions btw
What a goal son
>>153190399Counting or not counting the onerous loan that Giuntoli landed for him last season?
>>153190363>>153190393Not to mention weather. Could you imagine playing away against Kairat or Bodo Glimt at this time?
that vegeta lad is pretty good eh
webum pls
>>153190424desu I could certainly do with a comfy red-balled snowy Bodö match
Not even sborretti can save poopmeiners lole
poor acerbi
Juve is in so much trouble when Monaco subs in Ansu "The Next Messi" Fati.
For me, it's Monaco's legend Stanis Idumbo Muzambo
>>153190485lowkey I think he’s fixable if they let him just play right AM and box crash again like at dea but you need a rwb for that to provide a wide threat and coomollini fucked that one up
>>153190393Simultaneity as a mean to separate the dunces from the men is underrated
dortmund right wing looks quite the drobly man.
Openda and Koop are kinda a tragedy but I'm sure we can get them to score tonight if we meme hard enough
>>153190558well said, I can see you too must've been born naturally, not like one of those barbaric ceasarian "people"
>>153190445
That's the negruest looking negru I've ever seen in my life wtf
Concord is is slow despite is accelerationmaxxing
If Nabole get through here I’ll purchase Ika D’Auria’s plastic pussy.
>>153190619happens when you have legs shorter than pusha z's pp
>>153190642Iberians do be like that (excluding Basquechads)
This game feels so light I can't even come up with fitting shitposts lol
pio in and inter scores. >>153190597brety gud>>153190635kek
Half-time
>>153190729She looks a quite a bit like someone I know
>benuldy awarded against real madriddafuqlast time it happened the League of Nations still existed
nice summer friendly monaco jj
>>153190682Let's summon diarrheanon to do the job
>>153190752Well, I wish you luck in trying to berry that
New Terraria update is up
Unicusano Terraria Calcio
>we live in a timeline where Di Francesco reached a UCL semifinal as a manager and Conte didn't
There's a non-0 chance that Locatelli lifts a UEFA Champions League trophy as a team captain
>>153190907sell me on terraria
>The Zerby 25thOH NO NO NO NO NO NO
KOLO MUANI KOLO MUANI KOLO MUANI KOLO MUANI KOLO MUANI KOLO MUANI KOLO MUANI KOLO MUANI KOLO MUANI KOLO MUANI KOLO MUANI KOLO MUANI KOLO MUANI
>>153191063After tonight car mechanics in Marseille will be able to afford a new penthouse flat
>>153191054It's minecraft, but 2D
>>153191068please come back
>>153191054it's lego but 2d, girlslop
>>153191084Does it come with Lazio supp- uhm, pedophiles too?
lot of mistakes unforced from dortmund. weak team sign
>>153191068inshallah>>153191079lel
>>153191115nazio fans play Code Vein
pew pew in
Neither of us wants to score kek
>>153191118>dortmund>weak team signbruh, that has been the meme of the last decade or so, they bottled everything.
may allah forgive me for uttering these words but this team looks clueless without Locatelli
>>153191136No one plays Code Vein
midfield is so weak without barella and calha
remember when >we were supposed to sign a vice-dildiz
>Cholito Simoleone dunked on by Bodogive him a raise of another gorillion
>>153191202Kalulu and his sub remember
Openda stays too much forward, David usually plays one-twos and it allows space, with the striker just running >we won't do shit
Guys, Piccinini just said that we could qualify if Jewe wins, surely you will do it for your dear nabulitani friens?
mkhi has palyed better now
>>153191317Let us cook fras
SPALLETTI THE SUBS
When I grow up, I want to be Conceiçao
>>153191341But you can't be Conceiçao if you grow
>>153191352Maybe he's shorter than Conceicao
>>153191317cannot do, Sbalett is still holding a grudge over the theft of his pandino
>>153191364A physiological impossibility, how could he type while being that smol?
David and Zingarova solve it surely (>we suck ass tonight)
>>153191381maybe he dictates his posts to his mother
>Atalanta losing to the belgiosAND JUVENTUS GAINS ANOTHER PLACE
We could try subbing Vlahovic now
>0-0>2-2>1-1>2-2>1-1>0-0>0-0such excitement
>does nothing>climbs the table
sommer gud save
If he was a bbilan reject he'd be called Camarda
>>153191436You saved it!
tikus is so bad. open goal there
>>153191436he must have attended the xi jinping's military academy during those three months without the job after italy's nt
CAN WE PLEASE DO SOMETHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'm looking at /seriea/ more than the match itself
Me? Still rate Golovin, also die Paratici
Spalletti is so fucking bad at subs, the midfield is not working and he still doesn't sub Locatelli in lol
>>153191534he always does late subs.
>>153191534He wants him to die kek
>>153191534Just short-circuited reading this, just the idea of Locatelli improving things, true as it may be...
did anyone bet? If no yall are retarded
>>153191504>I'm looking at /seriea/ more than the match itselflike we all do on every match lmao
Very unimpressive, I expected not to win this but come the fuck on
>>153191564Now imagine if I were to post about David improving things too
gud dive mkhi
Mo I hate working in the law factory Can never watch games at European times
>>153191534It's a nothingburger game, why would he put on the best players?
DIMASH
DIMAAAAAA
>>153191599One step at a time please, let's not drag the monkey out of the sleeve just yet
that freekick was the most dangerous position you can possibru get. mkhi big brain
Gondebros...
Pes6 tier freekick
bon jorno is gash
What the fuck is this bald retard doing
What the fuck is Openda thinking lol
60m for a player who has 0 goals and 0 assists this season. Unreal.
>>153191758Which of our shitters is this post about haha
>>153191747He thinks this is the MLB, pls understand
>>153191724kek
dima smart play
gud subs chivu.
fuckin napolecani
>Gonde throwing the match to make sure Inter drop enough places to play two more gamesthis is proper 4D fo cess
All I'm asking is ONE goal
Openda is on obligation while Balogun was just *there*
>bill jumped because of scatalantaforza covid
This was a golden chance desu, oh well too bad CALCIO resumes in one week!
DIOUUFFFF
whatevs, just happy to qualify kongo SOON
And with this goal Inter goes from having to participate in the play-offs, to having to participate in the play-offs!
Pious stole the ball from ademi. +5m to prize
This just means 2 more Kellykino matches, can't complain!
>Conte shitting up the coefficient as always Lel
It's been a long LONG time since I've felt someone gain as much time on me as Luciano did tonight
>>153191931it's fine, we'll get Leverkusen or what?
5 years since home loss in ucl for bvb. inter is not gud visitor:)
I would unironically sack Spalletti just for this match alone, shameful display I didn't care much about this match and I'm still seething
Absolutely horrid performance all around lmfao, didn't get one thing right, oh well
>>153192010No idea, waiting for that Footy Ranking account to post the brackets whenever the games end
Why is Conte so shit in European competitions? Fucking hell...what an absolute embarassement.>4 games played>everything is looking good for qualification for the play off at the very least>shit the bed in the following 4 gamesIs it autism? He over thinks european matches?
At least nobody got injured or something
>>153192044It’s a €100 restaurant, it’s not for everyone
>Doddenham 4thThat's the power of the Renault KangooRenault Comolleos please sign him
>bresident de laurendiis we need of buyings more verona blayers from the transver marget or i quid :DDD
>>153192018It was a golden chance... we really shouldn't have wasted it :/
>>153192091kek
>>153192040idk if it's possible to get Monaco again but I would like to avoid Galata at all costs.
>>153192044The training sessions he does are too rough for the double weekly commitment (too many injuries), plus the players who don't get injured start to get fed up with his antonio cunty attitude by the time the team is good enough for continental competitions
Can't complain much I think
ΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑ
MARDSEILLE KEKED >MARDSEILLE KEKED MARDSEILLE KEKED >MARDSEILLE KEKED MARDSEILLE KEKED >MARDSEILLE KEKED MARDSEILLE KEKED >MARDSEILLE KEKED
Benevento moment
>>153192215>Tottenham Kolo Muani custody matchKINO
Sky says we're getting Atletico
>>153192422Wait, Sky was wrong. It's either Brugges or Galatasaray. Not sure why the FUCK the graphics was showing Atletico
greek superleague+tugao>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>eradivisie
>Gonte in Europelol
>sfintyer in Europelol
Full brackets are upDraws will take place on Friday at 12:00
>>153192557How did Spuds finish top 4 lmao
Italian international football is nothing without Milan
Is getting knocked out by a team from a league that doesn't even survive the league phase in the following season European DNA?
Filename suggestion?
>>153192557Holy shit inter are in the final again
KWAB like this are hard to come by
>>153192648Twinkazzo?>PRRRRRRRRRRRR
>Napoli have failed to progress through the UCL group stage/league phase for the first time since 2018/19; in their previous three seasons, they had always progressed through the first phase of the competition. Stop. The last time the current Italian champion dropped out of the first UCL round was Juventus in 2013/14; coached by Antonio Conte.
>Benfica vs Interchivu will be shitting himself
>>153192851Are you still living in your office?
>>153192972No currently at home dying from a flu. Big boss wanted to inform me that now that my boss is gone they plan "big things" with me and asked me to be a little patient
>>153193049>dying from the fluShould've got the vaxx
Skull Face and Paz but it's me and twinkazzo and instead of the bomb in da bussi it's my Big Boss in his Motherbase
>pissv outwelcome back signore perisic
>>153193049>both /seriea/ polsci students struck down with plague in the same weekThe Jews are making their move
What would be the deeper reasoning for taking out the PolSci students? How would taking out those that do nothing change anything in any way?
two more weeks to flatten the polsci curve!
>>153192773Loco Sballet
Dortmund 0 : 2 Inter>xG: 0.9 - 0.8>xThreat: 1.31 - 1.55
Polsci patonji
>printer get an extra packed February Milan Kings we win again
More matches to play = more money to make = more funds for a goated summer mercato filled with obligations and memes
>>153193399Nothing is going to change
>Serie A pacesetters Inter Milan are reportedly growing confident of signing Al-Ittihad winger Moussa Diaby.whomst?
>>153194010Crotone legend
>Diaby, Nkunku, OpendaSerie A is becoming the bundes statpadder retirement home
>>153194010Probably one of the best wingers in the world, imagine Douglas Costa but without his injuries.
OFFICIAL! SANCTIONS AFTER MOROCCO - SENEGAL MATCH COLLAPSE!!!! Senegal: 5-MATCH SUSPENSION FOR PAPE THIAW + $100,000 FINE 2-MATCH SUSPENSION FOR ILIMAN NDIAYE AND ISMAÏLA SARR $615,000 FINE Morocco: 3-MATCH SUSPENSION FOR SAIBARI + $100,000 FINE AND 2-MATCH SUSPENSION FOR HAKIMI (1 suspended) $300,000 FINE
>>153194708https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iUeoelt4Ooshitfest starts around 1:40, chico takes the pen at 1:57
>>153192044His training utterly decimate any of his teams that are forced to play ever 3 days and the new CL formula worsened it even more. Some Naples players in the last weeks litterally begged to be sent to another time
>>153192648>Club that became a CL Legend in the convenient historical timeframe were bong clubs were forbidden to partecipate
Good morning!>SCANDAL: Referee Colombo attacked Maignan in the tunnel to hurry up with the lineup, even though not all Milan players were present yet and there was still time. Accused him of delaying before kick-off. Added to the frustration after some disputed decisions and a questionable performance by the referee during the 1-1 draw between Roma and Milan.As of today, I'm told that Milan is letting go of its grip on Kostic. Now this kind of situation is very very distant, great pessimism>Tottenham is not opening up to Dragusin's departure on loan, especially a loan with option to buy. So as of today, the Italian options for Dragusin are losing strength. Tottenham does not want to let him leave unless it's on a permanent deal and for a truly significant offer.As of now, there are no openings from City regarding Aké's departure. Today, City has scheduled an internal meeting to decide how to handle the final situations of this transfer window; we're awaiting this step, but for the moment, the signals aren't yet pointing to any openings.>Content: “We’re playing in two and a half days. I’d like to occasionally figure out who the hell makes these schedules. They’re a phenomenon.”Expected direct talks in the next hours between Juventus and Tottenham for Randal Kolo Muani, who has given his availability to return to Juve. Bianconeri are waiting for THFC’s green light to try to finalize the deal from PSG on a 6-months loan.>Once the debt to Elliott has been settled, the appointment of the new Board of Directors will proceed, which will see the exit of the figures appointed by Elliott – Mitchell and Gordon Singer – and the entry of new members as provided for by the bylaws, but not necessarily linked to Comvest
>content Kinda of funny
>>153197312Yeah thats why I didnt correct it
Sexo with Elizabeth Debicki
Elizabeth Davibicki
https://x.com/CFCCath/status/2016580019552666099lmao
>>153194010Good player, would take. Not sure how he fits into Chivus formation though.
>>153198219im worried its another meme dribbler that chokes in serie a.
kys dumb negru club
Run The Jewels-esque
>>153198219the ICE will shoot him and other terroni to death in just a couple of days
>>153198565An idea how many days (or weeks) exactly?
>>153198588Just @'d Aggiorgia on Teams, I'll keep you updated
>Cloudflare takes AGCOM to court after €14 million fine: "The Piracy Shield is damaging the Internet infrastructure in Italy without solving the problem of piracy: it discourages investment and risks compromising essential services that rely on the network." In addition, Cloudflare claims that the tool, paid for with taxpayers' money, was given away to 'SpTech, a company linked to the law firm representing Lega Serie A'
Just remembered bennacer is still a Milan player
>>153198661why is cloudflare a thing? because some idiots did a DDoS to twitter a hundred years ago? how do we know it wasn't the same people from cloudflare?
>>153198743good thing he joined a team with enough European DNA to play in international competitions this season
Cableanon hasn't been posting lately because the Iracy Shield has been blocking him from gooning
>/sp/tech
>>153198958>Commisso dies>Cableanon doesn't show up in /seriea/ anymore
>EXCLUSIVE | Juventus has made an official offer for Jhon Duran, who wears the Fenerbahçe jersey.t. Kebab journoWhy was it necessary to know what attire is he wearing at the current second? Anyway he has a funny name with that misplaced H
We already made a duran duran joke once iirc
>>153199156Isn't he a David-like striker lolIt's like >we stopped chasing actual centre forwards and are trying to sign whatever attacker could be available
>mfw I see what Comolli is cooking
>>153199271>It's like >we stopped chasing actual centre forwards and are trying to sign whatever attacker could be availableWelcome to the Serie A 2025/2026 player transfer pool, where the alternatives are like looking through the menu of a Scottish restaurant
Renault Kangoo bros... it's joever
>Kolo Muani signs are as negative as a PolSci student’s job prospects.- The Agresto
Wallace and Gromolli
on va vous enculer ptns
>>153199527
>Como, an agreement has been reached for Cruzeiro's Kaiki: €10 million to the Brazilians, plus €2 million in bonusesWho can stop them?
>>153199841the FFP once they reach an european competition spot
>>153199569i would imagine Wallace a Twingo man more than a kangoo
Who is the Twingo of football players?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWmWqYvsKKcCalcioooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Nioh 3 demo is up
>>>/croatiantalents/ is that way, sir
>>153199991Actually various lower-half Serie A teams are considering signing Sutalo if rumours are to be believed (they're made up by his agent and Ajax' TD trying to offload him)
svrely grimolli and 8lines can get beto at least, otherwise it’s Enzo Maresca: Welcome to Juventus in the summer
>Roberto De Zerbi is in serious danger after OM's elimination from the Champions League. For the moment, the coach is not in Clairefontaine with the team to prepare for the match against PFC. Discussions are underway between all parties to reach a decision.Another blinding success for the Sacchism school of football
>Patrick Zabi "La Magie". Juventus is also in the run for the young player (19yrs) from Stade Reims. They are trying to anticipate the competition even if this means blocking him for 6 months. /seriea/ memes are escaping into reality
He can't actually be called Patrick Zabi, right? lmao
>Patrick Zabi to Jjustt.some French journo
Just briefly remembered we spent an entire summer chasing Todibo and almost spend 40(?)m on him
>Renault Kangoo remains the priority but Zirkzee might still be doablet. journos Mercato closes in 3 days btw
>all other teams but Milan are active on the mercato and buy playersIts not fair
What’s your first thought when you see this Bacon Cheeseburger Burrito?
>>153200740I’ve been playing an absurd amount of Scrandle recently and now every time I see a picture of food, my brain generates a percentage, so my first thought would probably be that. For the record, I’d give it an 88.90%
Genoano, what's your two cents on Norton Cuffy? Seems like we're deep into him alongside Inter and some other clubs
>after the Barcelona shakedown Ferrari is projected to be the 4th-5th best car
>>153199378based fuck that shittercant wait to see what other grim things grimoli has in store for us
jesus christ close the mercato
>playing in white AGAIN >no striker because everyone is dead or out of the list>field GolliniI didn't want to skip two matches anyway
>>153200965You think that is bad? 2 midfielders being forced to play as CB's and 2 of the "midfielders" are a tanky striker and a youth team winger
>>153200981I can already feel our heated balls getting drawn
>>153201005>implying >we will pass this round
>La Juve ha chiesto informazioni su Celik per giugno: il suo contratto con la Roma scadrà in estate // Juve have asked Celik’s entourage for info as they explore a potential move for June. His contract at AS Roma expires this summer.WHYHY
>>153200965>Peesilly-powered B teammore than enough to overcome the mighty empanathinaikos
kickmarket news:>Inter in advanced talks to sign Brooke Norton-Cuffy from Genoa on permanent deal. Surprise move made today after PSV Eindhoven insist on Ivan Perisić to stay. [Romano]>Roberto De Zerbi’s future at Olympique Marseille is in doubt. Expected a meeting tonight. If OM and the italian coach have not the same vision and don’t agree the projects, they will discuss the termination of the contract [Schira]>Ademola Lookman is Fenerbahçe’s main target as forward. If they don’t reach an agreement with Atalanta, Fener will make a new attempt for Christopher Nkunku with ACMilan. [Schira]>Zirkzee remains a possible solution for the attack, but the priority is still Kolo Muani: they will try to push on with Spurs [Di Marzio]>Napoli and AS Roma are offering an expensive loan with option for Sulemana. His future could be tied to that of Lookman [Di Marzio]>Juve have asked Celik’s entourage for info as they explore a potential move for June. His contract at AS Roma expires this summer [Agresti]
this is not a calciomercato, it's a forum boarium
>BREAKING: AC Milan now ready to hijack Nottingham Forest for Jean Philippe Mateta! Understand race is not over for Rossoneri who are confident in order to complete Mateta move in the next days.Also: dont post food pictures in here. Especially gross food. There are currently people in here suffering from a (probably stomach) flu
>gross goodJhon Durian
ass roma must feel right at home oaka is like a typical serie ass stadium
You now remember Roma's Pau Lopez
>>153200951Didn't look like it was open
>>153201255im eating a loaf of kalamata olive bread
Brazilian porn actor O Pau Lopes
Let's not forget that Panathinaikos is severely hampered by the absence of Davide Calabria (who, despite being ill, is still better than peak Conti)
there goes riomma's gameplan lmao
>>153201474>illlmao he is already out of the team probably joining thel ikes of lecce pisa etc
orsolinus gol
More movies like Saving Patrick Zabi, fewer reruns of “BoboTV.” More betting on games, less taking ourselves in round. More weekend scansing competitions, less loans with options to buy. More CALCIO, less Iracy. More catenaccio, less “playing out of the back.” More attempting to choke out Guido Vaciago, less “Bisogna fare i homplimenti ai ragazzi .”
>>153201522More or less coop falafel salad mit cocktail dressing und karma?
The cranes have been the highlight of this match>>153201482>implying we had one
Sex with Debora Massari
>>153201509That VAR review was promised to them 3000 years ago
oy gevalt it's anudda attack on democracy
>>153201644Pics?
>>153201666
>>153201700*hops*
The Netherlands' coefficient finna be decimated like the fruit and vegetable section of the Coop in Bern
For me, it's memedivisie powerhouse Go Ahead Sniffles
E6Bros!
>Pellegrini - El Aynaoui striker duo
Orsolini really comes into his own when playing in Palestine
>>153202024I hope at least this one isn't called Minnesota
>>153202024Gather close, riders of the Mark, and I shall tell thee of Time Gainer, that most wondrous of steeds spoken of in hushed tones 'round our mead-hall fires. 'Twas said this great horse bore a coat that shimmered like heat-haze upon the plains - now dark as the night, and its mane flowed like rivers running backward to their source. Where other steeds might take a day to cross the Riddermark, Time Gainer's stride could outpace the very sun across the sky, arriving at journey's end before the rider had scarce touched stirrup! Yet mark this well: the beast came only to those whose need was greatest and whose heart burned pure with courage. In our darkest hours, when hope seems but a distant memory, some say Time Gainer still runs the hidden paths between what is and what might be, waiting for the worthy soul who rides not for glory nor gold, but for calcio and desperate redemption that will not be denied.
>>153201913Rensch - Della Rocca to comeback and get a top 8 placement
Jj won.
Gasperinus Michels at it again
ZIOCOSO
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