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My penguins (:
Rags? More like piss!
>scoreless draw in Calgary
For me, its the old fashioned plain.
>>153174696Scoreful non draw in edmonton
>>153174643>tfw no hokkei gf
>>153174694this, so much this!
>>153174724
>>153174724>>153174761this is triggering
>>153174673>>153174696raped posts
>>153174808
>>153174724>>153174761>>153174849BASED
Took edmonton 6 full pp minutes to finally get a goal
knights play tomorrow
>>153174945shut up
knights getting btfo by my habs tomorrow
>>153174940
>>153174940Father and son???
>>153174969Kek thanks but you should have included his skull
>>153174980Imagine mark messier's skull protruding forever
>>153174980I think he's hideous, no matter how I display him >also, there's no accounting for taste, they say...
why are the Flyers playing Sam Errsson still?
>>153174947no kwab>>153174956no way jose we need a bounceback game
>>153175000It's good enough bro
I picked the over 5.5 goals in the Islanders and Flyers game..
>>153175020didnt ask retard
>>153175000remember how certain you were that playoff goals counted towards a regular season record?
>>153175026tranny begone. we don't sign our posts here
>>153175024Notorious goal scoring powerhouses flyers and islanders
>>153175036Woulda been fine if these Flyer homos coulda just scored afew goals
>>153175023It is, but I can always do better>that's always an option
Another shutout for Sorokin. Jesus christ this is such a mediocre team getting whooped in round one
>>153175051Based
tampa somehow comes out of two back to back boardings with a pp
my sabies
>more dangerous draw
they need to fire the mongoloid retard that made this patchwork sweater.
>le city of Laval
Saturday karaoke in Buffalo? Where to go after the game
Another Gary Time? Yes, please, Gary, pile them to the Moon>call NASA, first, Gary... then, liftoff
https://youtu.be/htuKx-f2Buo
Jarry lmao
>>153175166bud launched his rocket into your sphincter on the chilly easter evening of 2022
What the FUCK is this DEFENCE!! I asked this team to fucking defend
My duckies
Jesus refs at least make it less obvious youre trying to save edmonton
>scorefull draw in Alberta, Canada's Texas
Guys, I love three on three Gary time
>>153175251*cycles the zone six times in a row*
LET'S GO BRUINS
old man Quenneville barely knows where he is
>>153175251Desperately needs an over and back rule where icing is called if the offensive team intentionally takes the puck out of the offensive zone
>>153175288>i didn't rape that guy, why am I losing my timeout?
An overtime spent mostly in the neutral zone is so beast mode I love Mike Sullivan
>>153175251gary really doesn't let you interns rest
SCAAAAAAAAAAAREkhy!!
>>153175293Second
damn who is ekholm feeling like today
rags players celebrating like they just won the cup. i'm sure they won't shit the bed in back to backs against my islanders.
my broons :(
Love short Gary Times
Quick assist
>muh duckerinos !!
Rangers win and /hoc/ seethes.
>GODNELL NURSE
Refs keep oilers in then the wheels come off.
>Nurse (unassisted)What the fuck are the Ducks doing
that's my swedish olympics team captain!
>it was 1-0
>Anaheim has chosen to protest the Gary Outcall ICE
EKHOLMSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIt's a ducks massacre
Well this just sucks
my oilies are in 2nd round playoffs form cup champs soon
>>153175382Jen I was gonna make a webm of ducks struggling to walk through an oil spill but I felt bad about it
Call me crazy but Nurse always seems to score in blowouts
>>153175395You're crazy man.
>>153175395he's a social media junkie. he only plays decently when the city of edmonton calls for him to get lynched on twitter and facebook.
tf is going on in edmonton
MY Duckies back to not giving a fuck about defense or goaltending
>>153175393My mom made me do a science fair experiment about the "oily birds" I think I found out that oil is bad for birds
i hate /hoc/ because this has become raped faggot general
>le Rockets
>>153175420edmonton wants to be its own country
>>153175374maybe the cosco cup
i just know woodcroft is drooling over this oilers roster
>>153175433Good, leave
for every step forward this nigga nurse takes three backwards what a domehead
Remember the last time oilers had a 3 goal lead agents the ducks>it was 5-2
Remember when the Ducks had Dallas Eakins as their coach for multiple years? Those were the days
>bud isn't going anywhere stay tuned for more budposting >>153175482stop dwelling in the past
>>153175492Until >we make ploffs again it's all >we got
>>153175501love that hot new look
>>153175490never trust a guy named after a city
>>153175510Hopefully he'll be in anaheim too
>>153175433
>>153175482I member
i miss jack michaels these niggas on prime got zero personality
>>153175557You're right and they are obsessed with Senecka
>>153175542I member because I made the "ducks about to win in OT again" post in the game thread that got trips 30 seconds before the first anaheim goal
Any of you guys have this mobile game back in the day? You could do season mode and it was a blast.
>Bombston RuinsLost at MSG? Dont deserve to make the playoffs
>>153175581nah im a tetris and snake boomer
>>153175557but its the THATS KRAKENS HOCKEY BABBY guy
>>153175581I play ChronoTrigger on the DS>and FF3 on my GBA
>>153175593nobody thinks they do. they only have a winning record because the east is shit
uh oh, Wranglersuh oh
Lauren McDavid is being interviewed
>>153175631Thats Connors wife
>>153175639Yah
>>153175631she has major "mean girl" energy
LMAO that monkey stole his debit card
>>153175639did corey and/or ullmark and/or tkatchuk dipped?my money is on stüzle, mcdaves like germans
>>153175643She looks like a Habsburg royal retard
>>153175643She probably bullies Nugent Hopkins wife
>>153175645
>>153175581I am a NHL 2004 boomer myself
>>153175643She would be nice to me because I am in no way a threat to her
>>153175463woodcroft hockey is dogwalking the avs but losing to the kangz
>>153175643>plastic wife>plastic home>plastic careerall because he didn't have the guts to not sign with a team he hated being drafted by
>the wranglers
>the city of the mountains division
>>153175675Oil is used to make plastic
>>153175688
Huomenta but the opposite
>all because he didn't have the guts to not sign with a team he hated being drafted by
Oilsies are taking the cup this year :)
>>153175701night, Pookie
>>153175706<3 jarry <3
>>153175688CHECKED AND JEN
>>153175704Why wouldn't Quinn do the same?
>>153175706that would be the greatest one-man carry job since 2019
if the ducks get a couple they can tie this game up
>>153175704>Stuck in the hell he created
>>153175714>>153175721
Yeah it's all McDavid, that's why he has 0 points after 5 goals
>>153175720Gary likes Gary Time cause it's got his name in it, right, Gary?
>senecka senecka senecka senecka senecka seneckaomy lord
>>153175720my parents feed ducks through out winterthey're frost resistantthey're agile on the icethey're not very good with a /hoc/ stick because they lack handsedmonton got this 100%
>only 18 beers leftim ngmi bros...also how did my bruins lose to the fucking rangers lmao
>>153175734>@ MSG XD LEL
>>153175733
>>153175734>rags
>>153175741>>153175744i'm just enjoying zadorov memeing around desu. glad they have personality still and aren't literal whos like a lot of teams
>>153175643imagine killing yourself in front of her to change the trajectory of her life forever
WEWANTTEN
I want McJesus to win because he is poggers and debatably the best individual player in the world.
Walman hasn't played a good game since he came back from injury
mcgaytard going ghost mode whenever wifey's in attendance
GO DUCKS GO!!
>>153175833He's shy :(
>>153175834>It was 5-2
>>153175845>SelanneFuck off Chud. We don't like Gretzky no more, you shouldn't like Selanne.
lmao Woodcroft
>>153175860Silence sweedecuck go watch your wife/sister get plowed by a DEI immigrant
Oilers 1Empty net 1
WOODCROFT MASTERCLASS
dammit duckies
Are they gonna tie it up?!
QUENNEVILLE USE YOUR TIMEOUT
>closing time at Duckville
YOU BLEW ITTTTTTTTTT
writing mpreg fan fiction where i call connor mcdavid connor mcgravid
>>153175892>Davidina McGina
Ekhy got his hatty!! :)
bouchard and ekholm already better than makar and hughes
>>153175904that's great trb
>>153175876Just think how different this game would have been if refs didnt gift wrap edmonton 2 goals
>>153175909how about their save %?
bitchass nurse got bailed out again fuck
my ducks :(
>First team in the NHL to get back to back defenceman Hattys
ok back to back record can we try and win three in a row next
Yeah, my Oilies are back
>>153175891lol they didnt blow anything they just flat out lost
>>153175905
>>153175927hear me out>gold medal femalecanada>gold medal malecanada>pwhlees cupcanada>lees cupcanada
Look at this faceNo feelingsNo empathyOnly autism
hey bro's
Torano Maypel Leevs
>>153176034OH YA SHORE BEEG THYME EH canada should genocide all the wiggers in the GTA
>>153176033heyhabs day today
>be me>go to work>busy all day, no time to check the game>get out of a meeting in the afternoon>Rangers win in OT
>>153176073true bro
>>153176082ha get fucked
when did the dark ages of hockey begin? I feel like it's 2012 or maybe earlier like 2010
>>153176082craïkey m8
>>153176139>mathematically1997-98. The average team went from scoring 239 goals in a season to scoring 216>spiritually1992 players strike
>>153176016That would be nice for Canada after the disastrous WJC. I do wnat to point out that Canada is not able to win the Stanley Cup, I think you have confused it with the olympics.
Why are jeets firing up their spam bots over this?
>>153176175Twitter is all bots
Obscure stats and records are not interesting.
>>153176208spoken like someone with no stats or records
>>153176175gamblers get really pissy about minor deviations in stat trackingwe should kill them
>>153176260see >>153175743
You know, if the playoffs started today, it would be a pretty cool 16 teams. And I say that as a >laffs fan
The Oilers have pushed their winning streak to a season high (2)
>>153176334Our penguins would be in (:
>>153176336Still have two more win streaks (9) than the Assvs (7)
>>153176185At least my ducks were part of history
kangz are 21-29 and in spitting distance of a playoff spot they will probably get because of gays fucking stupid meme points
>>153176129>>153176154:[
>>153176423they have as many overtime losses as they do regulation wins
>>153176139After Bret Hull had his foot in the crease
>>153176444checked :]
2 points for a regulation win1 point for a meme win0 points for a lossExpose the frauds
>>153176554appalachians girth
>>153174643Team Italy has a good team
Very upset that the rags won.
time for treliving to make a really stupid tradewelcome to the laffs evander kane
>>153176554wow, almost nothing actually changed
Why are players homes so empty? Do they just rent some pre-furnished house for a video or what is going on
is women's professional hockey a thing outside the US? i ask because volleyball, baseball, basketball, and other sports, a female athlete can actually make a living outside the US/NA.
>>153176659Retard
>>153176675Retard
>>153176659they're on visas, they haven't arrived with much, they are busy pretty much 7 days a week, and franky they could be dropped or traded to another city at any time. no time and no point getting comƒy.
>>153176675The average salary in our highest league has grown but it's still only $1800 a month, most players have other jobs
what's yall niggas credit scores? i'm at 685 but had a bankruptcy 3 years ago
>>153176771823
>>153176771I'm afraid to check because I missed some payments but I'm bak on trak now
>>153176771I don’t have a credit card
>>153176776god damn!>>153176795back on track is good fren
>>153176797get one and just spend a little bit and pay it off bro
>>153176771I'd be lucky if I ever got one again I racked up like 5k in debt and never paid any credit card company back lol all they did was send letters
>>153176771KWAB
yotes are an impact trade away from a wildcard spot
It's time for me to face it. Hockey sucks and I just don't care anymore. Here in Canada it's like we are brainwashed from a young age that it's the greatest sport and nothing else comes close, and it's "our game" and we somehow have a patriotic duty to watch it. Meanwhile a Canadian team hasn't won a Stanley Cup in over 30 years. That alone is pathetic, but then a few years ago they got rid of the face of Canadian hockey because he had the nerve to say that all these Indians moving here should pay respect to the veterans. "No no you can't say that old man, you're fired and arent given the proper retirement send off you deserved. Go die in irrelevancy, old man." Fast forward again and now the latest wave of new fans are watching because of a gay show based on a fan fiction about Crosby and Ovechkin fucking eachother. And Gary Bettman has embraced this. Should rename himself to Gay Buttman. And all the players have been coached to say "oh yeah this is great, I love all these homos who are now watching this sport to sexualize me and my team mates. I support diversity and inclusion and approve of gay anal sex :DIt's time for me to walk away and say that this semen slurping sport just isn't for me anymore. Anyway, see you guys tomorrow
I'm enjoying Injustice 2 again, gonna get Supergirl to level 30 and then start trying out other characters, probably one of the ninja turtles first. I'm also giving Slime Racers 3 a rest and putting some time in to Garfield Kart' it's pretty fun too. Here is a hockey related Garfield picture
>>153177112I think maybe we're being a little dramatic aren't we? In any case, see you tomorrow anon. Hopefully you feel better after a nap.
I've been playing Easy Red 2
>>153177112Why would you tie any national pride into whether or not a team whose configuration from top to bottom is multinational? As for everything else you said, sounds like a you problem and if you can't enjoy hockey because of it then yeah, stop watching and try something else.
>>153177298*into whether or not a team with multinational makeup wins the cupsry am drunk
Martin Gerber one of the most underrated goalies of all time atleast according to fucking EA. Just played against the Canes as the Oilers in NHL06 and I scored 1 goal in 48 shots
>>153177480get gerb'd mofucka
>>153177480Baby food ahhh goalie
Good morning. * flips you off *
>>153177216I think he might dream of gay sex
>>153177993morning bro
>>153177480I always get him mixed up with the random buffalo sabre who was 5'5"
Thanks grok for making shit promo postersAnyway go dabres :)
2/2
>>153178063>>153178058genuinely hope they go deep in the ploffswould be kino, especially after all they have been through
>>153178070'tis the year of the buffalel hopefully
>>153178058If laffs roll over tonight, their season is over. Time to rebuild.
>>153178115>ifbased lafftard with hope
>rags
>laffs
Why is Zibanejad even listed as Iranian?
>swedes
>ruins
>>15317848874 points on 154 SJ goals (48.1%). McDavid has 92 on 186 Oiler goals (49.5%).
>>153178506Celebrini might win the Cup. McNutt never will.
>>153178506that zoomer is elite
>>153178528>shorks>cupretard
>>153178571>McBust>CupRetard
>>153178571>Leaves>CupRetard
playoff goals should count towards regular season records
>>153178475Yeah he's italian
>>153178580who said anything about mcnutt cup retard
>>153178590Has Ovechkin passed Gretzky in career goals counting the playoffs yet? Because yeah, that specific kind of record is a little strange to me as a person of autism
>>153176771I think 700-800s
>>153178622He needs 22 more https://records.nhl.com/records/skater-records/goals/most-goals-career-including-playoffs
>>153178615Not your team.Ever.Retard.
>>153178633those are your ded wongs
>>153178658thoughts on your loss to dominick and omar?
> n-nouRetard
It's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjsb8eq7PAw
Mark carney should wear this
>>153178674they should wear this on Heated Rivalry
>>153178664>losshow so?
>>153178668my team is detoilet :)
>>153178684>loss so traumatic his mind blocked it outkwab
>>153178674Wrong pic oops
>>153178708>you lost cause i said sook buddy nice head canon
>>153178699>n-no I'm a retardRetard
>>153178720>im a retardyep that me, lifelong wongs fan
>>153178724Good thing you're not a laffstard.
>>153178714I don't think I have any images of nooses saved on my phone
>https://youtu.be/MqB7f9hZaFg?si=lRpQ3YxfS5I2a7i9 keep your stick on the ice lads!
>>153178597He's half-Finnish half-Iranian who grew up in Sweden. If Eliteprospects bases the flags on ethnicity he shouldn't have a Swedish flag at all
Literally only one non-shit game tonite, thanks Gary
>>153178807>mammoth vs kitties >habs vs golden showers that's enough
>>153178807Either way I'm grateful of Gary and the NHL for providing a great viewer experience. I love watching NHL hockey and it makes me feel good.
>>153178836Don't forget the joy that purchasing a new jersey brings!
>>153178807habs-knights?
>>153178843It really does :) my fandom is enhanced and boosted by wearing my Authentic Pro. Can't wait to grow the collection!
but oh oh those vegas knightswell uh well uh well uh HUNH!
>>153178789Flags are based on national team
>>153178864He's not allowed to play for Iran though
There's no ice in iran so cant imagine there would be much of a team to be on
I recently heard that plastic "ice" exists.
Nylander was fined 5000$
>>153178968should have been morethis guy gets paid millions to be a role model and hes sitting in the press box, injured like hes just a fan at the game with no responsibility
bud was fined $0 for his actions on 04/17/2022
>>153178982Not even 1?
>>153178990he received a 1 actually
>>153178968
>>153178968doesnt this fag do everything he possibly can to end up in front of a camera? and now he's all 'dont show me' fuck this fashion show queer
>>153178748welcome to canada
Serious question: what's the endgame for putting milk in bags?
>>153179159where else would you out it?
>>153179159cost effective
knights play today gonna btfo the hasb imo
>>153179174I don't know, that's why I was asking>>153179181I see, ty
>>153179159They're fine, we used to have them around here growing up but not anymore and I used to grab and slap the milk bags pretending they were boobies
>>153179135Him paying 5k for flipping off the camera is like you being fined 10 bucks for swearing at work. It literally doesn't matter. He will continue to dine at the nicest restaurants in the GTA and bang the hottest girls while you continue to seethe. Kwab Go Leafs Go.
top four scorers of the last decademcdavidcrosbymackinnonkucherovall qmjhl players with the exception of mcdavid
>>153174643rape women's hockey fans to deathnot the actual womenjust the fans
Will Wild continue to be silent on the latest tragedy?
>>153179227but that is wrong
>>153179247points, dingus
>>153179239What tragedy?
>>153179257>you score a pointretardalso that isnt true either you fuckwad
>>153178968>Rantanen injures Romanov>No fine, no hearing>Nylander puts up a middle finger>FinedThe NHL is a league of retards
>/hoc/ a rape general
>one retard gets raped>suddenly its a rape general
>>153179320Also a belt-to-ass general, like the kniggers will do to hasbs tonight.
don't let gary see this
>>153179271the leading-scorer in the nhl is the person with the most point, YOU IDIOT
>>153179317A better example would be the league shitting itself over a finger sign while the Golden Knights employ a literal rapist on their roster and they cheer it on
>>153179387>a literal rapistmuch like bud who 1
bud did not 1
>>153179355Retard
mitch also won
>>153179239>tragedyleftists larpers getting spanked for being delusional agitators is based though
>>153179442true
tbg defeated bud and mitch. notice how he continues posting unbothered while those two losers cry and shit their pants every time tbg makes an appearance?
I dont know what to thank Jesus for more, my wings being good again or the laffs collapsing in a hilarious way at the same time
>Mother fuckers saved my post on a google doc
>namefags
Real queers queering off hours are off and queering.
...why would you trade for Carson Soucy
bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022
True or FalseNikita Kucherov has a better career than Evgenii Malkin
>>153179612idk bud, you're supposed to be the expert hockey journalist
>>153179612HAAA-AANG ON SOUCYSOUCY HANG ON
>simping for a raped handicapped bitch
when exactly did /hoc/ become schizo eceleb obsession general?
>>153179658we don't sign our posts here
>>153179662when this entire website went down.
>>153179662when governor isolano started sperging out about my islanders roughly 7-8 years ago
>>153179662All of these people posting about "Bud", "TRB", "Samir", "Dylan", and "Copey" are 30+
>>153179559>unbothered>>153179609
>>153179675Fair enough, this whole website feels like bots aping the most insane posters more and more.
>>153179612You guys gotta stop with this nonsense that 3rd rounders are valuable picks. The odds of a 3rd rounder even playing 100 nhl games is low. In fact, 49% of 3rd rounders NEVER play a single nhl game
>>153179226>a bunch of off topic gibberishhow heavily does he feature in your goon sessions?
>>153179691Nice try zoomie, but this wasnt a thing until you schizos started showing up
>>153179697nobody is saying that, the isles are in need of a defenseman but its weird to trade for Soucy of all players. He's a clone of Mayfield.
its pronounced no milly dilly im afraid
>>153179638false* *
>>153179239not to get political but when people younger than me die it fills my heart with joy
>>153179343respect to the skate owner in new orleans. Makes you nonskate hoc participants look like pussies
>>153179717grandpa it's time for your lunchtime nap
>BREAKING: #Canucks announce Thatcher Demko is to undergo hip surgery and is done for the seasonDemko is the new Josh Harding. Great goalie ruined by injuries
>>153179712The Islanders needs defenders who can defend, first and foremost.
>>153179387who is the rapist?
>>153179730You're speaking as if this was something new? Demko has barely played for the last two seasons.
>>153179734Well no shit they give up high danger chances up the ass. They miss having Romanov and are now down Pulock for who knows how long. But they need forwards too.
>>153179343the interns are already preparing a pitch deck
>>153179736our mitchie :)
>>153179343>residentS>it's one dude with skates and a stick
>>153179763Mitch Marner? Who did he rape lol, qrd
>>153179730typical american made of glass
>>153179343Why are you surprised? The Cajuns are descendants of the Acadiens. They are essentially swamp frogs.
>Samir getting uppity
aves are a clear first round exit. cant wait until the mammoths humiliate them
>>153179772the entire province of Ontario
>>153179815>Mammoththey would get fucking destroyed by Colorado. The only team who would give them fits are the Stars and thats in round 2.
>>153179835you strongly overestimate colorado. they're heading down the path of the 2023 bruins
>>153179834>YOU'RE PITIFUL>LAUGHABLE>ONCE AGAIN SILENT
>>153179840hockey fan who has watched hockey since 2023 thinks he is smart for using the 2023 bruins as an example
The Islanders are on a mission to assemble the blackest roster of all time
>>153179736Carter Hart
>>153179845what about the 2019 boltz?
>>153179856that was an upset for everything going wrong for Tampa. I dont think the 2025-26 avalanche are even close to that team where they also were volatile and ran vasy into the ground.
>>153179854he should have followed crosby's example and waited until; marriage
so the laffs traded their best young prospect Fraser Minten (more goals than matthew knies) for a late first round pick?
>>153179870why would you trade your best prospect for a third pair defenseman
don't worry leafs fans, it's not all doom and gloom!
>>153179853Atlanta Thrashers already did that in the late 00s.>>153179854>is one of you pussies going to fuck me?>waaahhhh you raped meYou can't have it both ways, sóyface
>>153179870ummm, you might want to sit down for this one
>>153179874Treliving has ruined both the future and the present of the Leafs
>>153179870>prospect who has been in the league 3 seasonsretard
>>153179879>I could see myself being here longterm...>for $6 million plus change per season
>>153179892and your bussy too
>>153179899>19 games in the showkek way to sign your own post buddy!
>>153179834
>>153179914i wasnt referring to minton retard
>>153179883You don't take advantage of someone under the influence, that's literally the definition of rape If he was smart then he wouldn't even be in that room in the first place but yet he chose to sexually assault someone instead
>>153179854oh forgot about him also he was a victim of Rape by EM who the judge called a liar before she said those poor boys were innocent of all charges
>Brian Rust suspended three gamesbut they can't suspend Rantanen?
EIHL player interviews are funny it's the exact same weird hockey player cadence and non-answers but for some reason everyone is British
>>153179892how long has he been there? two years? they are already talking about firing him on sports radio real kyper
>>153179928>that's literally the definition of rapeNo it's not.
>>153179928>You don't take advantage of someone under the influencehonestly seems like the perfect time to take advantage of someone
>>153179938I had a client who played professional hockey in england, said it was a league full of plumbers and meatheads
>>153179926kek then what the fuck are you even talking about bozo? your brain is scrambled with cope
>>153179969you are the one comparing "prospects" when one of them has 210 career games but too dumb to understand what that means
>>153179933Rantshit plays for a sunbelt no-state tax team though? Can't suspend those players.
>>153179950Good luck in jail
im waiting for flames prospect michael backlund to pop
What about watching rape happen but not participating?
>>153179940He mortgaged the future to make them "harder to play against" and now they can't score or skate
>>153180029yet they are still better than the senaturds
>>153180029oh I know he's a fuckwad I am a Flames fan
>>153180008Thanks. I'm going to be a hero there after I've slit your faggot throat.
>>153180038>We're barely better than a team that was running AHL backups for a monthRaise the banner
>>153179987I only called Minten a prospect you absolute mong, you have no reading comprehension (and what point you think you're proving by not calling knies a prospect anymore no one knows)
>>153180051>we're betterthank you for your concession
Avs extend Sam Malinski, glad they were able to keep him around. Might meean Sam Girard's days are numbered.https://www.nhl.com/avalanche/news/avalanche-signs-malinski-four-year-contract
>>153180054>I only called Minten a prospect you absolute mongyou compared him directly to knies and implied they were both prospects>and what point you think you're proving by not calling knies a prospect anymore no one knowsyou're the one calling him a prospect retardbackpedal harder
>>153180054kek dumb laffs fan losing the real argument as well as the fictional narrative one he created in his mind as well KWAB
>>153180038The who? Who cares about Ottawa? You hate them for encroaching on the laffs' territory or something?
>>153180060If you actually look at the breakdown, Ottawa is objectively better than Toronto purely off of goal differential with Ottawa at 0 and Toronto at -6. They are both 24-28 but Toronto barely squeaks past them on Gary's Fun Points™.
the word MONG is a fun one
>>153180073you dropped on your head as a child?
>>153180093>if you look at objectively then points dont matter and only my feelings doLMAO
For me, it's watching the Sabres defeat the >laffs in Toronto
>>153180103nice english jose
>>153180114>englishyou're embarrassing yourself now
>>153180085you're right no one really cares about the losers of ottawacant even beat the laffs in a 7 game series just fold the franchise and bury the "talent"
>>153180128how many boyfriends do you need to defend?
>>153180041I'm 100% sure I could heem any of you schizo boomers ITT
mindbroken laffs fan in the thread, he'll be replying to himself until the wee hours of the night (and attempting to correct ficticious records of former prospect turned bust matthew knies)
>>153180104>if you look at objectively then points dont matter and only overall stats doYeah
>>153180159>overall stats seed the playoffsretard
>>153180071>Might meean Sam Girard's days are numbered.If the Avalanche wants to win the cup, it should. If Sam Girard is on the roster for every playoff game, there's zero chance the Avalanche win the cup this year.
>>153180144>try and correct someone's perfect English>makes a typo in his post making the correction>all this after getting btfo about another bizarre inaccurate correctionanother bad day to be a laffs fan kwab
>>153180173>perfect englishoh jose hit those esl books harder
>small chance of snow on Sunday for the outdoor gameAPOLOGIZE TO FLORIDA
>>153180146You're 100% wrong you woke fag.
>>153180183you're embarrassing the country shut the fuck up
>>153180194make me fuck boy
>>153180187.3 inches of snow???!!!!Guess Tampa really is Snowbelt, I'm drafting my apology letter to Gary right now, just going to need to dig the mailbox out from the 14 inches of snow covering it.
Reminder Gary wants another team in Ontario but the laffs won't allow it
>>153180234doubt that he wont even put a second team in quebec
>>153180027Queers queering off isn't rape, hoc does it all day.
>>153180131>laffs
>>153180266if anyone is an expert on rape, it's you trb kwarb
>mock the senaturds>the raped bitch crieslove to see it
>>153180280Sorry, queer, I'm not one of you.
Hot take coming through Also thanks grok and chatgpt for the assist
>>153180234Why would he want a 3rd team in Ontario that will play away games at home whenever Leafs and Habs are visiting?
>>153180302?
>>153179928He literally did what she told him to do...
Uh oh, laffs are bringing up Juni Korn. Get ready, zoomers.
>>153180366>W-what was that?>BAH GAWD THAT'S COPEY'S MUSIC>MARK STONE HAS JUST POWERBOMBED MACKINNON FROM THE TOP ROPE, MARNER HAS MAKAR IN A SLEEPER>VEGAS HAS JUST DECIDED THEY ARE PLAYING FOR THE CUP INSTEAD OF COLORADO, I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT FOLKS4-1 Buffalo, the lone Vegas win was an own goal off of Power's shin in 2OT game 3.
>>153180379Juni 'crack' Korn
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>>153180416Where is Gary hiding his gold?
>>153180416people should bring teabags and recreate the Boston Tea Party
Fuck off
>>153180416I need some landmarks, paths and clues
Genuinely love the community we have here
>>153180416looks map themed to me
It's Sittler Night, so laffs will shit the bed.
>>153180416Cringe
>>153180461Cool it with antisemetic remarks
>>153180416How is the audience supposed to see the puck?
Next thread is going to be jlmi isn't it?
>>153180477Binoculars...?
>>153180477That's why the have a map, it leads to the puck.
>>153180478The next thread should be Flames themed and the pyre light of Calgary should always lead us to the puck
>>153180477They're not. They're suppose to pay money to be part of Gary's gimmick.
>>153180505>The next thread should be Flames themedSave it for the off season.
>>153180416They should make the backup goalies sit in those little boats on the right
>>153180477They put big magnifying glass over the rink. Very easy to see
I look where the pucks going to be
Why the FUCK are you playing outdoor games in floreda anyway?I seen the winter classic few weeks ago was in miami. fuckin MIAMI. might as well go brisbane next time
>mfw I can see the puck just fine and don't know what everyone else is talking about, but I also don't really care and can't be asked to concern myself with what other people are talking about, and man, did this turn into a really long-winded comment. I'm sorry about that, to the reader
>>153180416With the florida cat roars and dallas whipping noise this really is a league for children.
I need a map to find my own zone
>rapey thinks people read his posts
>he said this company that operates an athletic competition doesn't take itself seriously enough and should be a no-joke operation, while they make a serious good living playing a children's game, and also they can literally fist fight each other without legal consequencem during game time
>>153180651raped bitch
The next thread theme should be "brevity"
>>153180651>but I also don't really care and can't be asked to concern myself with what other people are talking about>I'm sorry about thatoh you're a big softie afterall
got some real gems, but shan't be wasting them in a dead thread
>>153180745I don't understand why this thread had so much hostility pent up in it, but I suppose it's just one of its charms
>>153180755italian thread
gems more like phlems hoc tuah
holding back my gems until he apologizes
>>153179990Pittsburg is just as sunbelt and beloved by Gary as any of the Florida teams or Vegas.
>>153180787Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>153180797That's a good edition for the next /hoc/.
>>153180787>Pittsburgh is sunbeltIn the running for stupidest post of the year thus far
>>153180801stop sucking raped bitch dick, omar
>>153180830>he spends all days typing like thisKWA'CG (kek what a 'cord ghoul)
>>153180840retard
New thread when
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