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Dabres Edition
>>153174643
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>bryan rust did nothing wrong free my boy
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so the laffs traded their best young prospect Fraser Minten (more goals than matthew knies) for a late first round pick?
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>rolls into thread
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Please keep Thatcher Demko in your thoughts and prayers as he prepares himself for hip surgery. He's already missed so much time and both Thatcher and the good fans in Vancouver deserve better.
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kyle beach was raped in the sweltering summer of 2012
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omar won
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did they name him after margaret thatcher
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>>153180900
>implying knies is a prospect
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>>153180907
fragile goalie leads to shit team.
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Game 7 is on Sunday, coach, and I've practiced so hard. What do I do?
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first for takagi
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>>153180938
Strong men create good times ;)
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>>153180938
just like the senators
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>>153180938
>american* goalie leads to shit team
ftfy
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>>153180928
he's more of a bust no?
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>>153181035
yeah, minton is pretty shit
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>>153181048
so imagine how shit knies must be to have fewer goals
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>>153181082
source?
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>>153180907
if he's getting hip surgery he's done as a capable starter lol fuck vancouver
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>>153180924
Satan? Yes
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>>153181092
'fraid so
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>>153181160
>I would not want to be Toronto in this trade
didn't they get a late first rounder for him? not great but not fleeced
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>>153180900
>>153181175
my brothers in /hoc/, you just might want to sit down for this one...
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>>153181160
i don't recognize mr. bosworth's authority
try again
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how do you cope with the fact that hockey is now the absolute gayest sport on earth and with that most media created about it is just homoerotica?
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can we talk about carlo being a 6th or 7th dman without the zoomers going ham?
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>>153181200
fujoshi fantasize about white chads but I do wish they'd make NBA BL
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Pooland
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>>153181203
ok
hes a 6th or 7th dman
still strong enough to put away the senaturds in 6
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just picked up some lunch from the mexican joint up the street, eating now, just put on raw is war
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>>153181229
>beaner food and e-slop
grim
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just picked up some didnt ask and putting on no really i didnt ask on the tv
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>>153181266
nyla has aids tiny lost no milly kwaboty frontrunner yet again
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>>153181266
we're latinomaxing i'm growing a shitty mustache
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>>153181228
ok brad I guess I know why your teams are always shit lol
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>>153181082
kek bodied that freak
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Bigoted opinions don't belong here
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>>153181287
so much for not going ham, zoomer
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>>153181305
a fellow mathlet
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sick of sami zayn desu
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>>153181343
yet you can't look away
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>>153181229
based!
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>>153181160
eesh!
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>>153181312
didnt those people try to kill a president after spending the previous month shooting up schools and churches?
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>>153181401
ain't no way you actually still believe that 'assassination' plot
lmao
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>>153181401
Actually the only thing the FBI was able to find out about that nerdy shooter guy after investigating for like a year is that he was into chicks with muscles
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>>153181413
like the 9th wonder of the world?
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>>153181406
back in your 'cord you blue haired ghoul
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>>153181420
>/pol/ poster is also a d*scord shitter
cant
make
this
shit
up
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>>153181430
unlike the made up events of easter 2022
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Non-Scandinavian Euros out
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oh no look at all that red
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>>153181455
My Islanders with the best goaltending =)
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>>153181222
all their attention goes to formula 1 and hockey unless there's a relevant manga like haikyuu.
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>>153181455
It's 2022 all over again
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Malinski is a great extension for the Avs, I fully expected him to get over 5M as a UFA somewhere else, but I guess he's happy in this team. Could see that he was going to be really good when he started pulling off moves he learned from Cale a few matches into his NHL career. He kept improving, especially defensively, and has been great this season despite playing with Girard.
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>hockey needs to find a way to get popular
>it gets popular through faggots
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If the devils win tonight I will jerk off to lolicon hentai, if they lose I will jerk off to futa on male doujins
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>>153181506
the straight guy market is oversaturated. man enjoyers have all remaining money.
this is why they should make the switch to yoga pants and crop tops.
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Don’t matter if you’re straight, you’re still welcome here
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jeeze louise
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Heated Rivalry destroyed the NHL more than Gary Bettman could
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>>153181606
That was the only way to save his save %
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The homophobes are seething again lmao
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>>153181639
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>>153181667
>s o yjak in 2026
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>>153181686
Can you stop making such awful posts?
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>>153181715
Thats like asking canadian teams to actually be good and win games
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>>153181715
you're gonna have to kill me
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taking the car in for an oil change
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>>153181755
retard
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>>153181755
>He lets other people touch his car
I hope you are fucking kidding anon
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>>153181755
why not do it yourself for a fraction of the time and money and having peace of mind knowing it was done correctly?
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I don't buy in the whole "cant have sex before a game it messes you up" nonsense. Show me some data that it actually aligns with poor performance
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>>153181755
i too am afraid of driving my car up some ramps and removing the drain plug
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>he works on his car
kek, poors gonna stay poor. im way to important to be turning a wrench on a filthy machine like some kind of peasent
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>>153181774
McDavid is the only one that does on the Oilers and look at them
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GO PANTHERS
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laffs have group sex every game and look at them, checkmate atheists
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I ate a whole papa johns pizza like 3 hours ago and now im farting like crazy
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>>153181812
this terrifies and enrages the canacuck
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mammies be visiting kitties tonight
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>>153181821
It's going to be a screaming marner tomorrow I'll tell you that
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Shit pregame crowd. I'll come back for habs puck drop.
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>>153181774
I don't have sex before posting on /hoc/. Helps keep my posts sharper.
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>>153181821
living the life
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>>153181841
They must sense the belt-to-ass that hasbs are gonna get soon.
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>>153181847
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pidser in da oven
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>>153181847
you don't have sex regardless
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>>153181455
>cantpucks
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>>153181755
Oil changes are a scam. Just don't open it
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Shorks play tonight. Easy win also.
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>>153181819
>>153181821
We really need to improve these threads. Stop posting shit like this
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>>153181907
There's no easy games in the NHL. Canucks have been playing good lately.
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>>153181922
Checked
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>>153181922
>Canucks have been playing good lately.
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hell yeah brother i love loli anime porn too
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>>153181506
But women mostly enjoy the show. Soon Crosby will be in magazines
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how do I delete a post?
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>>153181907
they will find a way to shork it up.
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>>153181914
>pride flag
opinion discarded
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>>153181972
We don't do that anymore. We have talent now.
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Blackhawks
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>>153181964
crosby has been the boss of hockey shipping for over a decade. he is ancient news to them.
>>153181988
sometimes mack just decides he wouldn't mind a bit of a tank.
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>>153181200
>"Heated Rivalry" boosting demand for NHL tickets, SeatGeek says
Woke is so back
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>>153181992
look at this fucking school shooter in the back
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>1980
How will America bros cope this year?
https://youtu.be/40ZWbeMFJ6I
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>>153181992
Yeah they would do what Chicago did
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>>153181914
What sexuality flag is this, xir?
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>>153181922
>There's no easy games in the NHL.

Only easy women
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>>153182039
a musical number in prison?
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>>153181455
Dustin Wolf will be admitted to a psychiatric ward in a few years
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made mozzarella sticks with marinara bro's
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>>153181455
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>>153182074
That sounds like a perfect pregame meal.
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>>153182074
and by made you mean heated up?
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Here comes a girl with perfect teeth
I bet she won't be smiling at me
I know how Jeffry Dahmer feels
LONELY, LONELY
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SOVL
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>>153182079
true
>>153182085
air fryer cuz
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>>153181606
hip surgery more like bussy surgery
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>>153182092
did you drench mozzarella cheese or not mfer I'm not asking again
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Why are we celebrating the same people that rape hockey players?
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>>153182100
this seething foodie meant dredge btw
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>>153182090
That is pretty kewl
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>>153182107
>drench
>Wet thoroughly; soak.
>dredge
>Clean out the bed of (a harbor, river, or other area of water) by scooping out mud, weeds, and rubbish with a dredge.
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>>153182100
no retard i got them at sams club and tossed them in the goddamn air fryer
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Why does Gary want my penguins not to make the playoffs?
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>>153182089
Dahmer got a lot of action though
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>>153182090
for me? its Adeptus Mechanicus
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>>153182107
>>153182116
Your English comprehension is poor to failing
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>>153182090
Wow, that's actually cool for once
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Stop it.
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nigga named kenneth lol
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>>153182165
We're sorry, but this activity will continue
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>>153182116
if you're making something with fried breading like a cheese stick, you need to drench and dredge anyway so the coating stays on. you might also be interested in the definition of the word as it relates to cookery.
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They really thought they could count on Farter Shart
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>>153182197
see
>>153182156
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>he posted "cookery" when he clearly meant cuisine, and that isn't funny, that's sad
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>>153182090
I like the aesthetics
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enough chicanery hockey is almost on
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>>153182122
ah ok because you said you made them but as it turns out you just heated them up
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>>153181998
only because girls want to go to boy aquarium
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>>153182208
yeah you'll find that the word has multiple meanings.
>>153182216
by the way i have some guys dropping by your place later to kill you and force your body parts through a colander
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>what if we kissed at the boiquarium??
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>>153182265
>smooches you
( ˘ 3˘)ノ <3
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>>153182265
>>153182269
>log into hoc
>xhe rb being gay
like clockwork
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Ondrej Palat is being held out tonight for roster related reasons.

He is not on the ice for #NJDevils warmups.
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>>153182231
Which fanbase is this
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>>153182292
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>>153182281
heard he passed away
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>>153182292
This is Randycore as fuck, but literally any fanbase could be easily coerced
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>>153182300
>It's right behind me isn't it
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>>153181506
>do nothing
>grow the game
Gary should be thanking the author of Heated Rivalry.
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>>153182300
I wish I was happy like this
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>>153182281
Who the fuck is trading for a $7m 4th liner?
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>>153182281
>Ondrej Palat
ok yeah sure thats a real name for sure
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>>153182312
same. I wish I had a friend to go to hockey games with
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max pacioretty is still in the league?
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>>153182334
Czechs are weird
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>>153182345
No, he's 100% patio ready
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Which game to watch help PLEASE
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>>153182345
Didn’t he retire?
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>>153181833
meow meow
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>>153182364
devils
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>>153182364
kitties vs mammoth
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>>153182364
habs vs. marner, pour moi
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>>153182364
Knights v Dignity
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>>153182401
How does a hockey team play a marner?
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>>153182364
sabres leafs for maximum butthurt if the leafs lose
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>rags
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TUSKS UP
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>>153182475
>>153182476
thoughts on your loss to bud and mitch?
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so we are all watching sabers-leafs, right?
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tonight is a huge night for /hoc/'s maple leafs
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morons. also, laine is back.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM_02pGFtXc
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>writes oilers in 6 on a stud in his house
>it was in fact oilers in 5 with the knights being shutout by stuart skinner for games 4 and 5
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>>153182510
Bryan Hayes said it was a "must win" for the leafs.
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>>153182522
They found this on the roof
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It's time for laffs hockey.
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>TWO ANTHEMS
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>>153182513
is fortnite down for maintenance?
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big game for tronno
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Go Bruins!
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>They let the Knights play again this soon after their 1-7 loss to the Senators
GAAARRY YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO
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>>153182583
A lot of teams are playing back to back due to olympic break
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>laffs
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>>153182589
I was more thinking we should kick vegass out of the NHL after that embarrassment
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>1affs
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>>153182597
>>153182602
you were saying? :)
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why did my blues get rid of tage thompson
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what happened to that guy's head
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Dobesisters...
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>>153182617
Brain transplant
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>There isn't a single goal in 5 games yet
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>>153182617
tried to give him a brain
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mission failed
we'll get 'em next time
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make a fuckin save Dobeass
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hutson's an idiot
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Doesn't he realize that he is too old to work out these days? Just don't do it and you won't get your head smashed in. Fuckin' old people.
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>hasbs
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>>153182625
I stand corrected. There is only 1 goal in 5 games right now.
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what does the C stand for on matthews jersey? center?
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>>153182640
gym bully really did a number on him that time
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>>153182640
He actually got a lobotomy so he can deal with coaching the laffs
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>>153182640
>not even this guy can make the laffs tough
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demidov not looking great tonight
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When the Laffs had Marner, Matthews, Nylander, they said anybody with half a brain could coach that team, now without Marner, you literally need half a brain to want to coach that team!!
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>>153182659
kek
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>>153182672
belt-to-ass will do that
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>>153182659
gonna go ahead and give you the (You) even though you probably got this joke from X
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>>153182681
I have a degree in brain
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>1affs
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>>153182629
promises made
promises kept
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justin woll is a goalie now?
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>even habs fans are booing marner
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mammers scarrr shorty!
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NJ Devils consistently looking for new and innovative ways to embarrass themselves
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lucky bounce for badtthews
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Gary, his league locked out.

Gary and the cup in Florida.
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>Gary
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most dangerous draw in the shitty of pooronto
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>>153182756
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>laff2
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>>153182127
3 games is a bit much
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>slowtthews
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keeping an eye on Game Center at work. Let’s gooooo!!!
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>>153182813
game center my beloved
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>>153182534
>this roof was shingled by a man
yeah I figured
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>l3ffs
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>>153182817
Sadly I can’t listen but I can keep a tab open. ;]
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If they lose this one I’m just done with them
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I want to fuck tage thompson
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>>153182839
many such cases
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>>153182847
imagine the smell
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move your car retard
you're blocking the snow plow
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>>153182847
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>ahoy goyim!
>have you seen our new pirate themed stadium series blueprints!

>i hope to see many fellow pirates and goyim buying the tickets soon (plus tip, plus tax, plus service fee)

>see you mateys in kucherov cove :)
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>>153182862
you can just say plow
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>>153182874
sorry esl
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>he's Mr Plow
>that's his name
>that name again is Mr Plow
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>>153182847
h-hot
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mind staying onside?
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Hypothetically a coach challenge could make them roll back the clock 20 minutes?
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>>153182910
/hoc/ watching the events of 04/17/2022 unfold
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well?
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>>153182927
Yeah what happened to you back then? Remind us again.
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>burgers don't have harvey's
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kitties scarrr
vilmanis first career goal!
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>>153182938
>n-nou
kwarb
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>foligno face off
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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buuuuuut
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>>153182946
Uh oh... he's revving up
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>>153182871
garys gone too far this time
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>>153182942
i don't have it either. it closed a couple years ago. it was my favourite.
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Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. so if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you'd declaw a cat and then push your member into it's feed chute.

You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.

The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without it's beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.

Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.

The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.

The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glans, begging for nutrition.

You climax and give the marine creature's breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn't stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.

Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of it's 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.
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>>153181494
yeah i was sure he was gone. just gotta ship out sammy g for a big lhd to pair with him long term and i'll feel a lot better about the d core.
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>>153182961
/krak/
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>>153182960
i feel the pain
mine suffered the same fate
i have to go to pooborhood now
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>>153182926
They have an eye-in-the-sky for tricky puck over the line calls so in practice those don't go to coaches' challenges very often. I do think I've seen them go about five minutes back in the past with that kind of play before
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>>153182961
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I’m 44 and my daughter is 18. When she has friends over to spend the night I can hear them giggling and playing downstairs through the air vent in my bedroom bathroom, and I sit on the toilet drinking whiskey and masturbating while I listen.
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>>153182972
the closest one to me is four hours away
i've considered making the trip desu
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>>153182957
It's a bit excessive on the flair front and pirate gary is taking it too far. jews can't be pirates at least in the traditional sense
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>>153182993
classic copey
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I just realized corey perry is on the kings. What a team hopping fag holy shit
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>>153182993
What brand of whiskey??
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>>153182993
you've posted this here for years
at least bother to update the ages
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attaboy Bedsy attaboy Turbo
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IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE GAMES
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>>153182993
Serious question why don't you just go down and masturbate with them?

They'd be honored to know that their beauty can invoke such a graceful gesture, they might even help you.
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cold coffee
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>>153183008
dogfucker
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>>153183017
Nothing graceful about the way I jack it, brother.
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>Today on /hoc/

>Why not commit a felony??
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>>153183017
this
just go downstairs while already beating off
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>>153183028
Mike Danton genny
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Finally Bedard and Nazar playing together
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>>153183028
thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud and mitch?
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>>153183028
theyre called penalties
learn the game
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LA plays such boring fucking pussy baby hockey, holy fuck Gary do something about these complete clowns, they have all the entertainment value of sitting in the fucking DMV.
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Quinn Hughes looks like he has AIDS wtf happened to him
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catties scarrr!
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>>153183046
always did
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>>153183046
hes fasting to protest ICE
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>>153183042
not when it's sexual assault OFF the ice[a]
>[a]solid water; not the government agency
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>>153183046
ethnic malady
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>>153183037
post pictures of the on-ice make-out session
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>>153183060
>sexual assault
much like what you experienced on the chilly easter evening of 2022
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>TRADE: #Isles acquire Ondrej Palat, a 2026 3rd round pick, and 2027 6th from #NJDevilsfor Maxim Tsyplakov
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>>153183045
They have to play slow so Perry can keep up
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cant wait for the olympics so I don't have to post with you "people"
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>>153183071
No retention?
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>>153183071
what are those islies workin on
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>>153183028
well?

why not?

whats your response?
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>153183078
let lou cook
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>>153183078
no i just blew it so my retention streak came to an end
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"Fraser Minten" no longer has more goals than Knies btw
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>>153183077
im thinking about getting a vpn fornthe gary games to shitpost harder and bully newcomers
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>>153183077
it is a little alarming how the tourist posters for big events like that are just better than /hoc/ regulars, considering how 4chan itself is not like good
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>>153183096
what country you thinkin?
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here’s a fact; I’ve never met a straight Laffs fan.
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>>153183111
witnessed
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>>153183109
danemark for sweden games
burger for anything else
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>I'm fired, aren't I?
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>>153183111
https://youtu.be/l9dmoT9AfoI
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>>153183111
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>>153183122
I would rather be anything besides canadian also
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binnington's olympic chimpouts will be legendary
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>>153183111
He's right
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>>153183132
vpn off
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>>153183125
looks like he tried for that medical pension by crushing his head with a dumbbell
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>>153183139
they dont call em skullcrushers for nothing
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matthews bust
mcmann unbust
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAR
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laffs scoooore
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>>153183125
>only 8 SOG more than halfway through the game
well it's not lookin' good gramps I'll tell ya that for free
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>>153183028
Nowadays you can shoot an innocent man and get praise from the president
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>a variety of different Gary draws and Gary leads
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Yeah I’m not watching the Gary slop this evening
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>innocent man
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>153183157
He got paid 50,000 dollars to shoot that dude
He's a paid hitman; quite the accomplishment
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guys I think their nhl careers are over...
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I have high blood pressure
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>>153183171
Our loss and regression for Asian players everywhere
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Do the Sabres have more Sabre fans in Buffalo or is it mostly Laffs?
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>>153183193
sabres, no one in western NY roots for any toronto teams
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overdrives going to the superbowl
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>>153183071
Isles making moves. Roy building a squad.
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>>153183178
Lay off the beer bud
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>>153183208
>Canadians have to care about American sports because they suck at their own
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>>153183219
I like all sports :)
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>>153183209
Yeah a squad with ondrej palat and carson soucy
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>>153183209
the royplan is picking up speed!
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>>153183193
>Canadian teams
>upstate NY
lol
lmao even
you'd be more likely to find a random rags fan than a laffs fan in buffalo
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>>153183226
based, so do I
its a great life
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>>153183207
not even the Jays? Their Minor League team is in Buffalo isn’t it?
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>Woll
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>>153183249
Liking things is fun :)
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>l4ffs
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Hawks don’t look like shit tonight
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>l4ffs
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Im at the devils game and this is unbearable to watch
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>posting on /hoc/ in public
should be a punishable offense desu
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>>153183071
Devils got hosed even when the isles retained all of Palat's salary.
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Maybe i need to post on here more for them to score
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>A reminder that curling is on
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>>153183093
but he has had more sex with bedard
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>>153183291
Unless you go to the toilet and pretend to take a Marner, then it should be acceptable.
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>>153183252
nah fuck the blue jays
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>you are now president and GM of the toronto maple leafs

what do you do? serious answers only
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>>153183275
just like my islanders (complimentary)
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>>153183371
Get rid of Matthews and start over
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>>153183371
im putting my anonplan into motion
>>
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>>153183371
Try to conduct an entirely normal hockey interview while wearing a fursuit
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>>153183371
serious answer: i say nice-sounding words and sponge a paycheck for a few years

ownership makes the team's situation unfixable
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>>153183371
try to fuck them over even more than they're already fucked
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meh, that wasn't kapanen's ice. call is fine.
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>>153183371
kms
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SCAAAAAAAAARRRRR
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>>153183371
buy out all contracts and hamstring the franchise for another decade
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>>153183310
Does anyone know of a website where I can get cheap curling stones
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>>153183193
The only laffs fans in Buffalo are the weird oppositional defiant kids from high school.
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>>153183443
just rent them at the rink
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my starsies :)
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>>153183443
You can find them on the same website you get your expensive ones
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>laff5
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might have to tune in to hear what steve dangle has to say about that goal
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Wild are gonna score soon hawks look like shit
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L5FFS
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my starsies :)
again
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>SABRES SCORE 16 SECONDS INTO THE PERIOD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>laff5
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>Woll
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...shit the Sabres found the good button
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wongsbros...
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>>153183484
jk xD
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Beer anyone?
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The Blues being total shit is so satisfying.
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>>153183496
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If your gonna drink Canadian beer drink moosehead
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Logan Mailloux is ass
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>>153183528
My favorite canadian beer is the Sleeman Honey Brown
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>The Toronto/Matthews era is actually going to be wasted
Lmao
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wow, garytime,
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>>153183541
Remember when whores and numales got mad when some whore sucked his dick.
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>"FUCK YOU"
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Isles have used 9.25 million in cap space over the last 2 days on Carson Soucy and Ondrej Palat
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>>153183566
>mfw
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>>153183572
Lou wouldn't have ever let that happen because he was a math teacher
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>>153183566
LOL, THEY PLAYED IT ON THE REPLAY
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>Dominate 5 on 5
>Stinking, dirty ass on the power play
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>>153183572
lol
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Despite the 3 goals, Ellis has been on fire tonight
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>>153183601
At least they're winning and in a playoff spot
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nothing gets me harder than Garytime
Vegass are such fucking garytime merchants
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>Steve Dangle has to make another LFR after this game
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>letting them tie it
le sigh
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>>153183641
Steve will Dangle
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>>153183641
He doesn't have to, he could just quit
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>L
>a
>f
>f
>s
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>L6FFS
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>JACK QUINN WITH A DAGGER FOR BUFFALO
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nice save
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Demko will not be playing tonight. he is getting fixed
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FUCK YOU LEAFS MY SABIES HAHAHA FUCK YOU
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nice goalie you have there st Louis
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>>153183652
is a elevandipoeg a athlete?
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Lads...I don't like the Sabres being good again...I liked them being perennial losers...
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How the fuck is Binnington still starting?
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>>153183674
he's already practicing italian on duolingo
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>>153183674
Canada should really find a replacement goalie for him, he is not good.
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>l6ffs
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>>153183679
The Trials and Tribulations of Craig Berube
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>>153183678
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>>153183644
our broons can't hold a lead :(
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GO

F...........<⌒\‿/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
L.......<⌒\‿-......./ ̄ ̄\__\
A.....<⌒\‿-.......I
M.....<⌒\‿-......I
E.....<⌒\‿.-......\____/ ̄/
S...........<‿/⌒\_______/

GO
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
HABS WIN!
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Apparently the Bruins’ new thing is to drag it into OT and then lose :|
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MY BROONS!!!!!
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TOUCHDOWN BUFFALO
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>>153183720
they managed to win luckily right as you posted this kek
but yes not great they keep giving up leads
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>laffs
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>>153183720
Oh gosh they won :]
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Artem Levshunov is a fucking retard. A lot of Hawks fans love him because I guess he gets a lot of assists. He gets assists because he's always out of position and fucks over his linemate.
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>gave up a first-career hat trick
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>cunthers losing
>laffs losing
today was a good day
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>>153183720
they have a lot they need to improve upon if they want to actually make playoffs
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TUSKS UP
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are the sabres good?
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>7affs
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MY DABRES! :D
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Someone needs to ICE the refs in the MN/CHI game. Holy fuck.
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>>153183757
they're pretty good but not cup contenders
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Why yes, I am going to Leafs HFBoards to read their salt
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reddit sent me
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My boys are just having fun out there
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>>153183775
cute :3
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Rough night on the OOT for the Panties
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>>153183781
they'll still claw their way to playoffs
>>
I support MLSE
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Just got back from my Hinge date. What did I miss? :)
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>>153183790
they'll need a lucky break combo of a hot streak and one of the habs/bruins/buffalo shitting the bed simultaneously
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>>153183790
Yeah, gary's not missing out on some southern florida hockey in late april this season.
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>>153183797
summerfags keep saying dabres instead of sabies
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>>153183797
Gary's pregnant, it's yours!
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>>153183797
>laff7
>>
raped faggots
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MN Frost are gonna win the PWHL again.
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>>153183813
This is my most recent dabres meme
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what's your opinion on the toronto maple leafs?
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>>153183845
I think it's funny that they haven't had success so I hope they keep failing.
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I hope MY Bobby McMann and Woll/Stolarz get traded to Edmonton :)
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NJ Devils would be willing to send Jack Hughes and Jesper Bratt to the Toronto Maple in exchange for Matthew Knies, William Nylander and a 1st … just sayin
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>>153183845
1967
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>>153183832
very cool
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>>153183855
the jughes brothers are a package (((deal)))
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Welcome back Sherwood! Super excited to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey tonight.
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>laffs
laffs
>laffs
laffs
>laffs
laffs
>laffs
laffs
>laffs
laffs
>laffs
laffs
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GOD BLESS AMERICA 07
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More people/players should beat the shit out of the refs after the games.
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looking forward to coffee with tsn salt during my morning marner
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>>153183918
keep that vigilantism to the South Americans. Gary runs a clean league with no need for assassinations.
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/hoc/ was fucking awful tonight
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>>153183939
sorry
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It's another episode of the Blackhawks coast uphill to finish the game.
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hawks choking it away like last time they played the wild
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>>153183939
i had stuff to do and couldn't wrangle the burgers
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Scoreful draw in Vancouver 2 minutes into the game.
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>>153183939
be the change you wish to see
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>>153183939
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hot
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>>153183975
it's already a lot of fun
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>>153183979
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Artie being a pest good stuff
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I still defend my trading of celebrini before the season started in my fantasy league.
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>>153183992
KWAB
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>>153183992
retard
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>>153183939
sorry my big exam is on saturday
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>>153183992
who'd you get for him?
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>>153183987
That's not cool, that's sexy
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>>153184011
>>153184011
>>153184011
NEW
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>>153183939
At least there's no tranny porn



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