Sharks Edition >>153180879
>>153184011shorks would booty blast my leafs
tyler foli scored
>finnish goaltending
/KRAK/
burrito won
>>153184023can't be true
>>153184011>Chase it>Shoot it>Bury it>Save it
Huomenta but the opposite
btw, I'm leading by 50+ in said fantasy league, +and the guy that has celebrini is 86 behind me, so I am fine.
>Caps-KrakenThis game might go scoreless until shootouts like it's 2007
Anyone need some devils players … cheap devils players here … get ya devils players here name your price
>>153184054We will take both Hughes brothers if you retain 50%
>>153184052Who did you trade him for retard
Celebrini on pace to being better than Gretzky this season
>>153184054Do you sell some Scott Stevens or Scott Niedermayer?
>>153184065Lesser players in hindsight, but that doesn't matter. Still gonna win kwab
>>153184052why didn't you create a /hoc/ fantasy league?
My penguins ):
>>153184103Does she let them run a train on her on a win?
>>153184078thanks for wasting my time faggot. god i hate this fucking thread. you make a hockey related post, I actually respond to it with a follow up question and now you give vague non answers for no reason. everybody in this thread is stupid as fuck.
>>153184092I will next year. I'll send you the e-vite!
>>153184099Eurocucks are scared
>>153184109Welcome to /sp/, you're gonna hate your time here.
>>153184108yes
Say what you want about the Blackhawks, but they are absolutely elite at letting their foot off the gas and giving up big leads.
>>153184109That's just 4chan budIdk why you're having a bad night and are grumpy, I hope you do something nice for yourself to feel better :)
>>153184127more like /hoc/this general is the 2nd worst on this board
>>153184131It would be 6-2 Wild right now if these reffies didn't have money on the game going to OT.
WOOP WOOP
DALLAS>STARSDALLAS>STARSDALLAS>STARS
kek oettenbitch about lost the game for the asstards.
Boldy is such a stud
What's going on with Bedard? Is he back to his 2024-2025 self?
>>153184160kwab
>>153184136This is by far the worst general I've been in, and I had to deal with skekfuckers
I always enjoy my time spent on /hoc/.
>>153184025Kraken Hockey!
These reffies serious have money on the fucking cuckhawks tonight. my fuck.
refs tried to hand the game to the habs. however the knights can't score anyway after killing an ot benulty at least >we got a point :)
>>153184171He busted
>>153184194Stop committing penalties ; )
>>153184109You're only gonna get direct replies if you're talking politics or arguing about a tripfag. Everything else is just dipshits trying to be funny using the same old memes.
I didn't know both of these coaches were bald
>>153184194Sweet revenge for what happened in Chicago in November.
>>153184211Watch the game, get your face out of the reffies' pubic region.
>>153184221If that's the case, I wish more happened in Chicago in November.
>>153184109just because you're mad that you didn't get what you want in the reply does not make you any more intelligent than even the dumbest retard itt
Eriksson Eck
>blackhawks powerless play
kek chimpcongo can't even win with the reffies sucking their sissy-clitties the entire game.
come on Chicago fuck the mild
>0-22 Power Play>0 powerplay goals in 7 games
>>153184268>f-fuck the mild!!!! reeeeeeee!
It's time to d-d-d-d-dabres
>>153184268I'm cheering for you...yes because of the one retard
>>153184263The refs fucked the blackhawks by giving them those power plays
Chicago PathetichawksHow can one team be so trash? What happened?
Bedard dropping spaghetti
Kekdard
>>153184279It's been so long, brother...
>buttdart loses the puck>shitcongo
NICE "SHOT" BEDARD BUSSY YOU FAGGGOT!
the final cucking of connor mcdavid will come when macklin celebrini not only supplants him in the record books before he retires, but wins a cup before him as well
The entire city of Minnesota needed this
Holy fuck what the fuck was that hawks?
dab on dabres
>>153184306>wins a cup before himThank you Gary!
Drop every Blackhawks "defenseman" off at that new CHAZ they built.
>it was 3-0
>>153184320four first overall picks in six years
>>153184273Why do you save images of crying children anon?
Still kekking at Bedard
>>153184297Sabres are....../PLAYOFFSBOUND/!!!
>>153184329
>>153184322You mean every Blackhawks offense off. They had that many power plays and couldn't put it away
>>153184328Maybe they should have invested a few of those on defensemen not named Adam Larsson.
>>153184054how the fuck do you get fleeced trading an anchor
>>153184329Why are you a faggot anon?
>Blackhawks are 0 for their last 22 on the Power play>7 games and counting without a power play goalJust how?
>>153184340>He has multiple images of crying children on his pcWhy don't you have a sit over there, anon.
minnesotas stanley cup is beating the...*checks notes* 27th ranked Chicago Blackhawks
>>153184328The final cucking of Team USA will come in literally 3 weeks from now when McJesus and Celebrini not only score 10+ goals for Canada but lift the trophy infront of your bench as well
>>153184363Yes.Got a problem?
>>153184360
>>153184370Why is this swedecuck such a fucking buttlover for canadians?
>>153184363Minnesota has won the Walter Cup twice
Bedard penalty clip?
Fucking blackhawks are fucking garbagewhat the fuck happened to Bedard saving this team? Why isn't the influx of supposed young talent helping anything at all?Why are some of our young guys still at rockford?What the fuck is this fucking shit?
>Wild win>softpusys seetheTale as old as time. Feels good.
>saving another picture of a child onto your laptopyup, just somalisota things
>>153184404>laptopI only phonepost here.
Yeah, totally normal behavior, bro. Saving pics of children crying.
krak'd
>>153184370that's a possibilitywhat's a certainty is that the oilers received an astronomically unlikely string of first overall picks as the result of a lottery controlled by the league commissioner gary bettman
>-y-yeah!kwasoftpusy. kys faggot.
>>153184427Yak and Hall don't count
>>153184437Do your irl friends know you save crying children on your pc?
>>153184474>friendsgood one
>>153184480they all got shot by ice :(
The refs lost tonight
>>153184488I hope they more ;)
my sharkies :)
>>153184508¿que?
>>153184508>I hope they more>moreEsl moment
>>153184535>>153184536>get*sorry, my left hand was occupied during that post.
>>153184551I understand, Celebrini is playing tonight
How is it still sold out in Vancouver
sleepover at the Celebrini cottage tonight
late times twoSEATTLEKRAKENSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
McCann with a second goal of the night!!
>>153184560Canadians are real hockey fans who'll support the team even during the bad times.
>>153184560free asian massage
*ping*FUCK!
>>153184580>canadians are cucksftfy
>>153184580>Canadians are real hockey fansYou act like Pittsburgh and Detroit aren't a thing.
>>153184602they really aren't
>>153184602Every time I go to penguins games there are ton of empty seats
>>153184560because gary knows he can suck all talent dry of these teams and they can be literal LITERAL bottom feeders and canadians will still put up with it because of how much they like hockey>>153184592basically this
>>153184613Anon, which team do you support?
SEATTLEKRAKENCAPTAINSSSSSKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
KRAKEN SSCCAARRRRR!!!
if your team is not in a wild card spot or higher, lower your tone when you speak to me
kane chimping out once again
back from my ban, thank you jannythat was a goddamn rough habbies game. who else felt absolutely nothing after that OT?
>denying smitty his gordie howe
>crap3
>>153184602Pongs will be sold when Crosby leaves or retires.
erm... crappies?
>>153184675it was a nice gamethe check was average, which is way better than montethey were not bullied out of the game like theybwere against bombstonglad to see evans backthey still suck at peepeedanault and gally are too old (im older than them)were you banned for the u18 thirst events?
I hope McCann gets a hat trick tonight
>>153184702>theybwereDid you learn nothing from rehab?
>>153184688pens would be a great fit for québec shittypenguins is penguins in frenchthey like french canadian playerscrosby could be coach as hes 15% fluent in french
>>153184702meh, I guess I'm happy that we know where everyone stands with Montebum
>>153184647no canadian teamfuck them allthey all collude with gary anyways and profit equally
OUR San Jose Sharkies :) KWABing a fellow Aquatic Ally.Nothing personal, it's only business. You understand.
>>153184717Monty should be put in next to shield Dobes from an Avalanche
>>153184719You didn't really awnser my question.
Landlubbers seething
>>153184713nah i live downtown montreal so free quebec rehab program was filled with homeless people with unreal life problems that would hog all the social workers time
>dead wings
>>153184719answer the question anon
>>153184721sharkies :)nuckies :(
>>153184733>unreal lifeHoly shit, your brain is so fucked from all the alcohol you drink.
>>153184721There's still the 3rd period left for my Nucks to make it interesting.
>>153184675that game was gay and the refs are retards
>>153184749its a trade offyoubsee clearer when drinker
How about that Tyson Barrie.
>>153184757based drunktard
>>153184757And you fuckers want to become independent.
when canadians get deported do we just drop them off by the border somewhere and say go north?
Ovechkin needs to score some goals
>>153184733Why are the Oilers in this image
>>153184719Still haven't given an answer.
>>15318477396% of canadians live within 100 miles of the border the "great white north" shit is a farce
>>153184773carefulhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saskatoon_freezing_killings
>>153184790eagerly waiting for whatever cultural scraps we throw across the fence so they can make their own clunky failed version of it
>>153184711FUCK YEAH!!!!
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA MCCANN BREAKAWAYHATTRICKSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
lazy tonight after doing a bunch of shit, finna bake a frozen 'za
>>153184805>>153184802Benis highstick :(
I just got done hooking up with this divorced lady I met at the dive bar. When I was fucking her from behind her tight pink butthole kept winking at me. It was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen and I came like a geyser inside of her. She was super pissed, slapped my circumcised cock, and stormed out. Do you think I got her pregnant?
yo what the fuck
>AAAHHHHH IS THAT ANOTHER CANADIAN TEAM... WELL.. WELL WE FORGOT EVERYTHING
>>153184811Anyway go 'Hawks
>>153184828gary giveth gary taketh away
>>153184802The Kraks mascot is fucking trash. It's like a knock off trolls doll.
the vegass golden knights are fucking trash and I am tired of pretending that they aren't they probably won't even win their game tonight.
>>153184781they moved to hard-ford cuntekticut
Wow nice goal caps, too bad it's bullshit
>>153184811
>>153184844their game is over
choke incoming kill me now
>>153184854m2f or f2m, it makes a big difference
>>153184836I hate Bouy but it's based off the fremont troll, so it's literally a troll doll knockoff
Woah, is this legal in pooper play?? Playing 8 vs 5?
>>153184876If they were gonna go with a troll for their mascot, why didn't they call themselves the Seattle Trolls?
>>153184895Why isn't the flames mascot a guy waving a flamethrower around?
Oh hey, it's Filip "Better than Bouchard" Hronek
>>153184904Harvey is a pyromaniac
>>153184904Why isn't the >laffs mascot just a maple leaf painted blue?
Hronek has been playing great and acting like a real leader since the Hughes trade.
>>153184854>>153184869I’m a straight white male
>>153184914>>153184915It truly is a mystery
>>153184800Forgot to change your VPN?
KRAKEN SSKKAAARRR let's see how the refs try to take this one off the board
>>153184947no I really am an americhad located in a different country, I know that's difficult for you to comprehend having never once left your home province
>>153184961Why are you in Japan?
>>153184947its teacher-san>>153184961口を閉じろ、ホモ野郎
>>153184970I imagine either in the military, or just working through the JET program.
Is there Buouy Labubus?
>>153184190I do too. For as much shit as we give each other on a daily basis, and for as shit as our threads are, there's almost no other place I'd rather be when I'm vibing.Long live /hoc/
>>153184987excellent idea anon
I do not care for this new age of Sharks supremacy.
>>153184989Wow that sucks
>>153184961>couldn't hack it in america so he became a pet for japanese people KWAB
>benis>wintertonWhere's my McCann hatty, you ref fucks?
SEATTLEKRAKENWINTERTONSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>>153185005I am all for it. Im going to order me some Celebrini jerseys. This guy is the future, he isnt a bust like Bedard
fuck these gay refs
gg caps, refcunts better watch themselves tonight
>>153184989i feel yahif only we could monetize frenship
>>153185015JEN>>153185035hard would
>>153185005agreed
>>153185035That's a neigh from me
>>153185006NO YOU SUCK
Total Ref Death
gg casp gn krakheads
>>153185035She should probably be given the Jack Adams
THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY!!!
>>153185068
Fuck the reffes, I'm going to fuck a japanese unvaccinated hymen
atlantic hours > pacific hoursnot even close
1:00 AM in dabresland!
>>153184970because I like to partyand for work>>153184973would have ignored you even if I could read that so thanks for making it easy for me faggot-san>>153185008no I hacked it so good in USA they offered me a shitload of money to go overseas. I'm sorry you haven't been given the same opportunities.
>b-baka
Caps are now 9-13-4 in their last 26 games. Six points behind the Pens. And Pens have three games in hand on them. If the Pens hold them off, it’s hard to imagine them not making the playoffs regardless of how Islanders finish. Flyers, Devils, Rangers and Jackets are not good.
>>153185251Even caps cope can't help stop me from seething right now, McCann got a fucking hatty tonight, fuck the refs and fuck (((missed penalties)))
>>153185200>japanouille
>>1531851438am in comfyland
>>153185298comfy is just a code word for boring desu
our sabresies :)
the worst leafs season in a while and the sens still somehow have less points lol wow
>>153185134My team plays in the Pacific but they could end up in the Central eventually. The problem is that the Central and Pacific will both grow a lot because of the massive populations in Texas and California so I have no idea how Gary plans to deal with that. Could see a Northwest Division with Midwest+Alberta+Pacific NW, and have a SW Division California to Texas.
yuro hours > atlantic hours > pacific hours>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mountain hours
>>153185200bro you have a rich daddy dont fucking lie to us I know thats what you are the jap equivalent of a trust-fund kid
true aland hours are pretty comfy most of the time
>>153185324no my poor dad is actually broke as shit and I'm the only member of the family who still talks to him. so I help him out when he needs stuff.
>>153185337kek you send her ramen noodkes?
It's not an A matter of hours it's a matter of days. The only good daysbon /hoc/ are thursday (usually decent schedule) and saturday (it's the prime weekend night and people are less pissed off)
>>153184787I dont have a primary team I root for
no more 10-0 blowouts now, you fucking whales
>>153185042Why is he wearing face diaper?
Northwest Division, 8 teams>Nucks, Krak, Mams, Oil, Flams, Avs, Sota, PegsSouthwest Division, 8 teams>Sharks, Kings, Ducks, Vegas, Stars>Expansions: San Diego Gulls, Houston Comets, San Antonio RampageMidwest Division, 8 teams>Hawks, Blues, Preds, Wings, Jackets>Expansions: Atlanta Thrashers, Indianapolis Racers, Cincinnati StingersEastern Seaboard Division, 8 teams>Kitties, Bolts, Canes, Caps, Devils, Rags, Isles, BruinsNortheast Division, 8 teams>Guins, Flyers, Laffs, Sabers, Sens, Habs>Expansions: Quebec Nordiques, Halifax Citadels This is my take on a 40 team league.
beat the shadow temple. don't feel like dealing with that gay gerudo prison rn
>>153185522bro have you heard about banjo kazooie recompiled? been playing it for a couple of days now and it rules.
>>153185552wake me up for jet force gemini remake
>>153185381because he's ugly
>>153185552no but that game rules
finishing the second half of raw is war roman is gonna be in the rumble bro's. i hope oba femi wrecks shit in his debut
I haven't been here much past few months, any good Macklin macros I've missed out on
>>153185607no
>>153185607yea
>>153185469>Texas>SouthwestBring back Arizona or shut the fuck up
>>153185607maybe
>>153185609>>153185612>>153185615Very helpful thank you faggots
>>153185620>i hate you guys for not tittyfeeding me >:(kwab
>>153185624yes retard i'm not autistically digging through the archive
>>153185648a-are you looking for phapping material
ben's spirit lives on
>>153185607there was a guy who kept calling him jacklin hellaweenie and whenever mack scored he'd post stuff like i'm jacklin off over here!wasn't great
jackie has a >laffs jersey on KWAB
>>153185654a-are you fucking stupid, get your mind out of the gutter>>153185658completely unsurprising but still disappointing, this place was better 10 years ago
>>153185658Sounds exactly like what I expect from a "hockey """fan""" " in California
>>153185678>>153185683i lied, sorry
>>153185678>10 years agosharks still lost KWAB
Kwabhttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/e0qhytaBQX8
>>153185678>this place was better 10 years agoThis general, this site, or the internet as a whole?
>>153185711yeah
>>153185711yes
>starting goalies sponsored by Cadillac>this line is sponsored by BMWThis league was a mistake
so...who stops buffalo?
>>153185766themselves
>>153185734>that flag>that post
>>153185817I don’t even watch SHL.
>>153185825So you have no leg to stand on then.
>>153185829I criticize ads and you think that means I like ads on jerseys? You are a literal moron, a joke of a human being.
>>153185840You have no right to criticize the NHL, Swedecuck. Be thankful you get to watch it at all.
big bowl of oatmeal6 slices of cinnamon sugar toastclubbies highlights loadingyep its hockey time
>>153185848Says some subhuman 70 IQ moron. You have no right to criticize me. Continue to defend excessive advertising like a good little goy, slurp on Gary’s cock
>>153185817That lutefisk stare
filed my taxes :)
>>153185817This will be the standard for NHL Jerseys in 10 years.
>>153185855I do have the right to defend because I actually buy jerseys and support and respect the league. I love hockey.
>>153185855And yet, you stupid faggots will continue watching the nhl despite calling it goyslop.
>>153185855We have every right to criticize you. Don't forget, you're our bitch.
knights players make more money because theres no state tax
>>153185870There’s nothing in this world exempt from criticism. It’s funny how you people are having a mental breakdown because someone has the opinion there’s too much advertising
just ordered a cheap bass guitar
>>153185890sweet! you should learn to play thishttps://youtu.be/hsW0OuA6Uzw?si=Y8llx1T4e_5POx_1
>>153185884Ok, first of all, nobody is having a meltdown.Second of all if you're view the product as being so trash you call it goyslop, why watch it. You clearly get no enjoyment out of it, yet you're still here, bitching about how bad it is.You're not here to criticize you just looking for something to complain about.
just sold a cheap base guitar to a retard
>>153185905I would only call it goyslop as a joke, it sounds funny and makes a point. Also you type like a redditor
>>153185908cope harley benton are cool project instruments. i have a les paul copy that is great upgraded. the usa harley benton shop via reverb is closing in 3 days and i got it for $165
you cant seriously look at the status of the metro division and not call this garyslop.
>>153185905You post like you're having a meltdown
nineteen ninety-three
>>153185881Only if they live in nevada and who in god's name would want to do that?
>>153185957Your mom is having a meltdown.
>>153185991kek
if vancouver got nuked by pooh bear it would actually solve a lot of the NHL's parity issues not to mention canadian demographic issues
So right now this is the ranking of divisions Atlantic > Central > Pacific > Metro
>>153186047shut up fag you have no teeam
>>153185766bussi
>>153186080Where is he playing?
>>153186047Sweaty the cup winner is either Avalanche or Wild, if I’m wrong i will shove a sock up my ass and eat it
>>153186086>or Wild,So you don't watch the NHL?
>>153186091kys softpusy. seethe more
>>153186086>2 teams that choke on cocks in the playoffs will now magically win!Kwab
>>153186254Avs won 4 years ago
Almost at level 30 with Supergirl bros
>>153186285Yeah they had a captain then
>>153186328based
frankly I don't see it, but some brand new Celebrino for you Celebriniƒagshttps://youtu.be/7krGB2-JOyk?si=X8TxqVdO9HqKRhhe
>>153186328You're rocking the powergirl costume, right?
>>153186474yep
>>153186440I don't think they should do player interviews unless something unusual happened or the player is going to be made to do a trick for our amusement.
Mornin' /hoc/>laffsdabres :)
>>153186474I switch back and forth a lot
is the leafs dynasty over? i think they need a total rebuild, get rid of matthews, nylander, john c reilly
Every now and then I think about how weird it is that my happiness hinges on a team of people younger than me who don’t know I exist. Then I drown those thoughts out with alcohol.
>>153186843>laffs
>>153186843Dump Moron Really and Dummy. Move a goaler for value? Fire Treetard?
The truth is; Matthews is being wasted on the Laffs and not the other way around.
The truth is; Matthews being wasted as a centre on the Laffs and not a winger.
>>153186907Just like my Islanders
imagine hiring your gm because his dad is on Dragon's Den kwab the laffs are a joke
matthews is severely balding
leafs prospect turned bust matthew knies can't even top Fraser Minten in goals kwab
>>153186987>laffs
>>153186686what's the other?
He was a bust, Auston Matthews?
>>153186944>gutless american who only cares about his highlight reels and disappears when needed mostSounds like a match made in heaven
mitchie won mitch won
>>153186960>The truth is Rielly is being wasted as a D on the Laffs and not a scrub left winger.
Feeling a fierce marner coming on
>>153187081thats a nicolas roy now
my morning marner was super soft and sloppy. i was expecting to be wiping for over a minute but i got by in just 10 seconds
>>153186981false, everyone knows mexicans age quite well
>>153186843> "With the 6th overall pick in the 2026 NHL entry draft, the Boston Bruins select..."
ARE YOU READY LEGION OF DOOM??HERE COME THE BUFFALO SABRES!!
>>153187037Hey now, he also cares about his money
>>153185991Which one has more pumpkin patches?
>>153187241vancouver
>laAnd I need you to really pay attention for this next part:>ffs
Thoughts
>>153187279could you please demonstrate again, i didnt quite get it
>>153187294>lThen>aFollowed by>fAnd another>fCapping it off with>s
>>153187285I smell a Sabres/Avalanche SCF (only for the Sabres to get swept in heartbreaking fashion)
>>153187285>top 6>five teams
Laffs should have got more than a first round pick for their best prospect Fraser Minten
>>153187316That's including Colorado retardbro
>>153187285flames islanders and Our Sennies all mentioned :)
>>153187316delete this
The #RedWings have signed Ben Chiarot to a three-year contract extension with an AAV of $3,850,000.
>>153187328The Yzerscam strikes again
>>153187285Stars shouldn't be on top
Eastern conference playoffs should be the Canes and 7 teams from the atlantic
>>153187285Cope my Sensies will go on a tear now that Ullmark is back
>>153187350I hope they surpass the laffs so that Toronto is in the basement kwab
>>153186843HAHA that leopard got #Pooped
>>153187387cope it's called Moneyball, marner only has 3 points more in production
>>153187387Spread the money around chudbro, having every player get 40 points is better than 2 retards getting 80+
>>153187196>> "With the 6th overall pick in the 2026 NHL entry draft, the Boston Bruins select...""...a guy who's gonna put belt-to-ass to laffs for the next 15 years."
rumble on saturday bro's
>>153187387Forgot about home boy Scotty
>>153187490im gonna pop so hard when y2j returns
>>153187490we do it for johnny
is this the heated rivalry general?
>>153187517me too bud
I would rather have 5 hard working guys get 20 points each than some dry haired bastard getting 100
>>153187490#30
>>153187554the panthers had at least one p/gp+ player in the past 3 seasons
>>153187561holy kek
yeah I’m from New Yawk, got a problem wit dat tough guy? You don say shit like dat round ere
>>153187561bet he messed up an OHP
>>153187563irrelevant, this is how they won their cups
>>153187561lol based
>>153187598>3 d with ~20 pointsthis is every team
5 man on the ice maximum stops moneyball bullshit working in hockey
This is laffsball, kids.
Farter Shart, Marner and Schid
a lot of people didn't understand the concept of Moneyball when it first came out, I see the /hoc/ community is a little slow on the uptake
>>153187755/hoc/ is full of people who can't even pass linear algebra
>>153187755>laffs
>>153187767and yet those same bozos feel like they can critique trelivings long term plan and say he was hired because his dad is on Dragon's Den
What’s up with hockey wives and miscarriage
>>1531877671900+67 = xSolve for x.
>1967 was 100 years ago
So Matthews is getting $200k
>https://youtu.be/MqB7f9hZaFg?si=5TFjYQH-rvHLUTKB keep your stick on the ice lads!
bud1
>>153187899he doesn't say that red green says that
>>153187888Olympic athletes grind my gears a little bit, we shouldn't have to subsidize your love of cross country skiing or javelin or what have you
imagine if bud won gold at the ticket gettinglympics
Hyman - McDavid - JohnstonTavares - Thomas - MarnerVerhaeghe - Scheifele - WilsonCirelli - Bennett - SenneckeStamkos, Strome, KyrouSchaefer - MontourDunn - DurziWalman - BouchardPelech, RaddyshBinningtonWedgewoodGreaves
>>153187969we don't post the drizzling shits here
burrito - bud - mitch
>>153187980are you /nu/? if so, then1) welcome2) the game is somebody posts a lineup and you guess the theme
>>153188011cool reddit game but we don't do that here
>>153187983The /hoc/street bullies
bud did not 1
imagine burrito dangles a defenceman and passes it to mitch, who passes it to bud, who top shelfs it on trb leaving him inconsolable
>>153188011I'm not new just ignorant
>>153187969Hahaha, good one. Holy shit that took me a while.For those of you still struggling, take one letter from each name and you can spell out "J*U*S*T*L*I*K*E*M*Y*I*S*L*A*N*D*E*R*S"
>>153188052HUNTERSTRAP NOW
>>153188052Buds more of a jam it in the five hole kinda guy
>>153188096based grinder
Leopard got poop in they face haha
>>153188011Aids / Sodomy / Voting Liberalthe theme is extremely gay shit like your post anon
>>153187969>no Mackinnon>no Celebrini>no Bedard>no Point>no Makar>no Marner>no Suzuki>no Horvat>no Reinhart
A coach literally had to resign because there was so much gay rape in his team. It’s always been a very gay sport and league
>rags
>>153188238>>no Marner
>>153188057this is the post
I see a lot of, >laffs and >rags post but never actual leaf and ranger posters. Curious
>>153188351samir is here every day fucknose
>>153188351Chambers is here everyday
These threads haven't been the same since that retard got back from rehab, after leaving in preseason
>>153188351I bodied a >laffs fan just yesterday who had a melty about matthew knies
>>153187947it's all about buying prestige. some countries take it more seriously than others. it's particularly excessive here.
>>153188500nah he rules he knows mitch
This thread hasn't been the same ever since the Heated Rivlery buzz reached Gary
>make three final appearances back to back>win two>struggle to even make the post even with mostly the same roster and staffhow did this happen?
>>153188544Barkov injured, Bob isn't doing great this year and East conference is a killzone with too many contenders and pretenders going for the playoffs.
>>153188386SAMIR MENTIONED
The threepeat is happening
>>153188544a combined zero (0) goals from Barkov and tay-chuck will do the trick
>Samir is indispensable (for me and my uses).
goy thread
Habs tendie coach is OUT
>>153188612there is it
top 3 draft picks since 2000 by nationalities
Aleksander Barkov is the Evgeni Malkin of Anze Kopitars.Matthew Tkachuk is the Alexei Emelin of Brad Marchands.>>153188620problem?
>>153188566>trusting finns or americans ever
>>153188713good post.stilll fucking nuts that slobakia had no. 1 and 2 and fucking BYELORUS was no. 2
>>153188713Notice how there's only two years without a Canadian drafted in the top 3 compared to 15 for America. Curious!
1993
>>153188713now show the point totals from each flag
>>153188767>PL Dubois>Nolan Patrick>Kirby Dach>Alexis Lafreniere>Quentin Byfield>Owen Power>Mason McTavish>Connor Bedard>Adam FantilliQuite the run you goym had there!!
>>153188753it was rigged, neither of them should have gone sooner than late first >>153188785don't have it i just stole this from X
Allen Iverson apparently treated a group of make a wish kids very poorly. Are there any NHL players who have shown such behaviour? Anyone have any stories about NHL players out in the wild treating people poorly?
>>153188890patty kane got in fights at frat parties
>>153188906and raped women and fought cab drivers over change, lol
>>153188930he really was a difficult guy
>>153188861>from XI don't trust anyone who doesn't still call it twitter
The only change hasbs made was adding Dobson and playing him on a shutdown pairing. That's working out as expected, and it's not the goalie coach's fault.
>>153188930Source?
>>153189092
>>153189092I heard about it in the bathroom
>>153188619poor one out for rollie melancon
Islanders CBJ and AVS will win tonight
giannis just got traded to knicks
>>153189217>apehoop
ask just got traded to didnt
hoc more like gay LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LMAO
>>153189217no way. for KAT?
>>153189304that's /cric/ actually
Man what a pass by Rantanen. But I think he should shoot more the puck.
>>153189217you fucking liar
The NHL should have scheduled Yuro games before/after the Olympics
>>153189265For what?
>>153189388for me to poop on
i'm demanding a trade to another country
>>153189388Future considerations
>>153189448* trades you to canacuck *
starting to think my blues might not make the loffs
>>153189472fuck off yankee we are full
>>153189509>holloway hurt againNo refunds
>If Vancouver retained half of Kane’s salary, Dallas would only be on the hook for $2.56 million this season — a relatively low cost for a rental.
>>153189448*gets cut and claimed on waivers by burkina faso*
>>153189510Then why do you keep letting in unlimited jeets?
>>153189510Understood, saar.
>>153189448* anon has been linked to Haiti for 3 chicken heads *
>>153189586(holding back tears)This is a really exciting opportunity for me and I can't wait to be a part of the Burkina Faso organization
>>153189637those chicken heads are on good contracts and could be moved later
literally can't imagine wanting evander kane on your team.
>>153189992would he really be that bad on a fourth line? He was good in the playoffs for edmonton. Plus you want extra warm nhl bodies if there's an injury. You cannot pay me to experience vancouver canucks hockey so I don't know what's going on there
>>153190105he's a cancer who will never win anything
about to build a lego set
>>153190132just like my rangers
>>153190209pirate ship?
>>153190303gameboy
>>153190312very cool :)post pics when done
>>153190105he had 6 goals last playoff run
>1 (one) ticket sold in the uk for that mail order bride prostitute's movie KWABOTY
>>153190312well when you're done playing tell me what lego set you're building
I have an awesome idea for the next thread
I have a mid idea for the next thread
>>153189572>collecting ex-oilers>againHow did Ceci work out for you?
Wonder what Gary is doing right now
Probably fantasying about Heated Rivalry
Jon Gruden should be the next rags coach
>>153191262Making sure my dabres never win a Cup :(
>>153191262he's finalizing the script for this season's playoffs. word on the street is that there are a ton of plot twists
>>153191311he's already commissioned 3 more hockey bl series
Edward Snowden should be the next NHL commissioner
>>153191676Alice Cooper would be my vote
WHAT'S EDDIE IGLOO DOING IN THE SADDLEDOME
>>153190754does it involve >rags?
Next thread is gonna suck
>>153191676Bary Gettman would have my endosement.
Post genitals
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