>>153173448
Ilia Topuria.
Mines of Moran
deport all morans
This doo trying to call people stupid without knowing moran isn't a word and spelt is
Deport Brandon Moreno
>>153180139congrats you failed the moran test 2 threads in a row you dumb moran
moraine
finland
"Moran" most commonly refers to several prominent American figures, including U.S. Senator Jerry Moran of Kansas, Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas, and 19th-century landscape painter Thomas Moran. It is also a surname of Irish origin meaning "big or great chieftain", as well as the name of various businesses (Plante Moran, The Moran Company, Moran Family of Brands).
yo is this the nikke:goddess of victory general
doo said doo
Brendan "The Moran" Schaub
There is different parts of Miami than nightclub whores chuds
Can’t believe Volk’s last fight is this weekend. Let’s appreciate while he’s still here.
OHHHHHHHHH
>>153180179no, no, totally man
>>153180191Heh what a moran
What is next for The Pimblett?
>>153180168i have masturbated to those girls
why are string beans so freaking annoying to cut through
doo is eatin beans
>>153180222blackened chicken, diced baked potatoes, and string beans. heema food ya dig
I;m thinking about thos Beans
aess to aess
I don’t understand what any of you are talking about
We can tell
Your teammates Jake and...Gill were to popped for steroids, did you know they were taking that stuff??...did you know???
If you ain't cheating you ain't trying. Fighters that don't do as much EPO and steroids as they can possible get away with are retarded.
me vs bean haters
I can't believe I saw justing Gaejie's Mum and nearly jaaacked y'all. I never jack. So close
strickland is so cooked against hernandez. blud sat out an entire year thinking he could force another title shot or rematch just to get offerend the worst matchup in the division.
Why is everyone using this lingo. Is it a buzzword now?
>tai is off the pisstexeira's a dead man
Doo thinks hes Mr Bean
>drinks beer out of a shoe
The name's Waldo, bud.
me when I see a bean
Ah hell naw not the lucrative james guy out here not knowing how the spell moron
>>153180324That's an epic bait guy he will surely respond to this.
Labubu James is hear???
>>153180286how is he as fat as ever if he's supposedly living much healthier
>>153180335Thanks man I worked hard on it *sniff* n-not many people appreciate the effort I put in you know
>>153180317>>153180392This guy has autism - Rampage Jackson
Petr Yan, beautiful violence
Petr yan has zero heems in his record, he has never ever heemed anyone
>>153180429didn't he heem faber
>>153180426Paddy's head is straight up glued to the center line its like he wants to speedrun Alzheimer's disease.
Paddy gassed himself on that walkout it was pretty much like performing live at Coachella
>>153180297Who does?Let me ask and tell you something serious Finn
>>153180502The only thing that is shit is your skin color you dirty goat fucker
Schaub cooked here ngl
>>153180502Volk vs Lopes 2 is insane they really want that mexican market so bad.
>>153180524I agree with you b but you left your chin in the air he's going to make fun of you for calling yourself a white algerian
>>153180541he gonna get 48-47'ed oh my days
i dont normally complain but who the fuck asked for volkanovski/lopes 2 this fast
>>153180445it's funny because the only time he moved his head was when Justin knocked him down on the first
>>153180518End of the day. Schaub slept cro cop and his opinions are valid
>>153180555Dana. He's been trying to get a mexican to beat Volk for years now, first he failed with Yair Bumdriguez and now Lopes. >>153180564Topuria would've caught a body if that fight actually had ended up happening
>>153180555There just weren't that many options.
Yan. Yiri. Yaethje.Levels.
>kwab kara france
>>153180518The podcast before that, he was saying Paddy is a star who is gonna bulldoze Gaethje>haha you watch schaub unironicallyYeah sometimes he is entertaining to listen to
>>153180518very reasonable take. im surprised
schaub only lost against GOAT athletes
Schaub was caught scamming his fans by faking giveaways, talmbout a trugg giveaway, solid playt of been chiz bapa
schaub has had a negative impact on mma as a whole
if only paddy just emulated khabib i think he might have won
Schaub was at his best during his stimulant and alcohol abuse era. Only a tortured genius could coin the term "Zatdaddy"
>>153180555Well usually I'm not a fan of these, but for someone as good and prolific as a Volkanovski we pretty much do need to know if Lopez is just better or Volkanovski just didn't do well thatu night
Ilia has purchased FC Barcelona per mmajunkie
>ye it be like that bapa, brock lesnar, conor mcgregor, white algerians.
>>153180697Was this during his bit about having a big dick and night vision goggles?
>>153180684Ahh ye he did start that whole thing
>>153180684Agreed. Current Schaub is a bit too refined for my tastes.
>>153180710Idk b i never watched the gringo papi (i am a fraud)
>>153180742The closing joke is about how he equips an ar-15 and zero dark thirty night vision goggles to hunt a big cat in his garden. He drops that he has a big dick a couple of times during this closing bit to make sure the thicccgirls hit him up after the show
Schaub gadooshed Mirko Cro Cop
talmbout shclub like its 2011 bcaln we get sum new blud ubinhere
>>153180771Like what? The sport has no more stars
Uhm hello??
Levels. At the forefront of the cultural zeitgeist
>>153180805Spanish midge on a Tour de Unc
>>153180805How he did did volk was the definition of a steam roll wowzers
>>153180808>Ari Shaffirwhatever happened to Protect Our Parks? they were a funny bunch
Ilia Topuria is basically Gimli
dan hooker vs bsd is one of the most consequential fights on the entire main card of ufc 325
Ilia is basically like beerus the destroyer
Ilia Topuria is basically Warwick Davis
>>153180965it's unironically a title eliminator since Topturo is out til next year because of the rape and Arman will pull out again
>>153180392I hate KKF so much I want Tau to lose Saturday
Illia is ankin to Duckman
Ilia is essentially Solomon Grundy
>>153180555UFC badly wants Lopes to be champ because he’s 1000x more entertaining than Lerone or Evloev
locked in.
ITS UPhttps://youtu.be/dNxAM1PZ0ek
>>153181080
Dana is essentially grand Zeno
Are you guys fucking making fun of me? Fuck you
Yeah I'm basically a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
I don't mock the gay retarded
Here are the influencers who Paramount/UFC is using as journalists now
>>153181157Who?
>>153181157this is the family guy teen choice awards joke lmao who the fuck are these people
arman ducked makhachev and i will never let his "fans" forget it
WE are ALL watching Peet Montzingo right now
>>153181265And Clitia Topiglet ducked Arman. Just how bad is xhe?
>>153181157THE OTHER LOUREDA? Based.
>>153180518Preach!
Don't get your schaubussy in a twist playa!
"Dicey, dicey!"Brendan schaub when the girl he picked up in the night club turned out to possess a 20 inch cock
>>153181290Bro arman went life and death with the charles do knocked the fuck out
Anyone else think Paddy needs Lasic? He’s always fucking peering at his opponent from five feet away
>>153181450delet thist. arman "fan"
>>153181450Oh….why doesn’t Clitia fight him then?
>>153180622What game is this?
life is heemed so I live vicariously through ufc fighters
GIVE ME 40 YEAR OLDS OR I RETIRE
>>153180518He did about as well as you would imagine an unranked fighter with a strong chin going up against an older Gaethje.
>>153181492GIVE ME STRENGTH, GIVE ME FIRE, GIVE ME 39 YEAR OLD JUSTIN INSTEAD OF MY NIGHTMARE MATCHUP ARMAN, OR I RETIRE
>>153181488I’m too much of a boomer to know if this is AI or not
just heard that rose is using the tom aspinall excuse of saying she needs eye surgery
Pigram
>would rather vacate title than fight a scrubyeah, im thinkin arman btfo
>>153181544
i drank too much last night bros
hungover reddit bitch
>>153181064Dana derangement syndrome. They don’t give a fuck. Volk is a good champ to have. Lopes simply has a big fan base and the Latin America’s fans watching. With him vs volk you have Americans, who are fans of either or both, the other side of the world for volk and Latin America for volk .That means more viewers watching for Paramount’s opening cards. Evloev and Murphy don’t. >heckin Dana will NEVER let them fight fo tido sho’ nex !If that were true Merab would have not fought O’Malley. Magomed wouldn’t have fought pereira. They will be next don’t worry… and we will all be complaining and crying about the le star problem and how it’s not exiting the moment the winner is booked against volk next
i respect arman doing the media tour exactly as i told him to do
>>153181579You typed so much And I’m not reading it
>>153181579You typed a mong essay to just repeat his point. They don’t want Evloev or Murphy as champ because they don’t have fans.
>>153181573ill heem you nigger
>>153181586Seems like a pretty sound decision to me. Now if only he could apply that to the carpet munchers too.
Conor McGregor is by far the greatest mixed martial artist of all time based on PPV sales. No other metric matters.
>>153181543Greedy piggy!
"Can't wait to see that Tsarukyan fight next week!" no one will ever say
What a fraud
>>153181610We could sure use another Conor McGregor right now
Can Gane teach Gaethje his double eyepoke technique in time for the Topuria fight?
>>153181633ai slop
We need more ufc fighters with cocaine addictions. Gooby and Jones stand head and shoulders above all
gaethje showed me a new technique in sparring where he blocks left hooks with his face and right hooks with his chin. ilia better start taking this matchup seriously.
basef
Gaethje's too slow for Ilia he's gonna wing a slowball punch while Ilia exits and reenters the pocket to quickly and get himself heemed
>>153181718probably but topuria is getting tagged at least once really good
josh hokit has entered the boy list
Why didn't paddy made a 12 episode series of getting eye surgery? I thought eyepokes were brtual?
i had sex once
>>153181739He doesn't have a spiritual vampire like Andy Aspinall in his sphere of influence
All I want is umar nurmagomedov Vs Pter Yan or a Bryce Mitchell fight.
>yan/nurmagomedov
you know what they say. pride comes before the fall, they say... if only someone told tom aspinall about that.
I pray theres an eye doctor at the white house card
The fact remains Paddie beats Garth 9/10 times
>>153181801the white house card isn’t happening
even though it probably is
ah, the humble gane... what a delight
the usa won't even exist by the time the whitehouse card comes around
dana might need eye surgery causing the event to be cancelled
>>153181838Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
DO NOT search what the most popular boy name in Britain was in 2023
tom won btw
Please send prayers
>ME HECKIN TUBE
dirty cornea donald needs his cornea wiped like his BUTT and will cancel the white house card because he can't fucking SEE
>>153181882tom aspinall's only impact on the sport
fuck drumpffellow r/heemers, can i get an updoot?!
>>153181882don't be fooled. pat barry's chunky yellow semen did that.
>>153181873counting or not counting the eye poke?
>>153181882She's getting the Eye trap from Saw X?
why would Gane do this?
https://youtu.be/hPC2Fp7IT7o
white house card finna be LIT! special musical performance has just been leaked. kid rock collab with these beasts!> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U
Volk vs Lopes again Will this fight play out any differently from the first fight?
aspinall vs lewis will be the greatest apex comain event of the year, mark my words.
>>153181882lucky they caught it quickly. tom needed to see 10 different doctors and he still doesn't know if he needs surgery
>MEN KILLING THEMSELVES, LADS
FALCON PUNCH
>>153182101FUCK! I miss my sister.
>>153182101a bit cursed innit lad
>tai tuivasa on the main card of a numbered event in the year of our lord, twenty twenty-sixare you fucking serious
>>153182149i got a feeling he's going to pull this one off
There are deadass 3 good fights on the card. Stop going to fucking Australia already, make the Aussies fight in NZ or Singapore or somewhere else
>>153182167>fights ciryl gane again>gets eye poked, blows to the back of the head, fish hooked, and kicked in the groin 3 times>Herb dean issues a warning
>>153182167I fucking hope not. Lose and get cut already.
Paddy won.
>>153182205As Paddy is a fan of the sport and considering the fans won that fight and taking into account that paddy is one of the fans that won you can conclude that paddy did technically win that fight as well
>>153182177those should all be legal moves
>>153181882OI ME FOOKIN TUBES
it's called prize fighting and EVERY fighter always gets a prize, meaning that all fighters win every fight with few exceptions.
AND P.S.BRITNEY GRINER IS A MAN
>>153182177Protect yourself at all times
Why the fuck is Quillan "Wog Slayer" Salkilld fighting down in his next fight?
>>153182249other opponent pulled out.
The fact remains that Tom beats Gane 9/10 times.
>>153181945
Is anyone unironically claiming movshart not getting titleshot is unfair after he pulled out against Picogram?
Reminder Conor ''The Greatest Fighter Of All Time''' won his fight after getting eyepoked.
>>153181661This too?
>>153182463
>>153181926One of the absolute foulest posts Ive ever heard my computer say
>>153180106Justin is the son of a German man and Mexican mom. Yet he won't shut up about how he's an Aztec Hispanic warrior, my god, he keep larping as an Latinx>>153180426Gaychez looked like garbage, a 25 minute fight, and these are the highlights against that shitty project, it's like gaycheez reverted to his 2016 settings. Arman or Topuria will merk him
>gaethje will lose this time!!!
>>153182505Gaethje had staph.
>>153182101such a beautiful lesbian couple <3#loveisblind
>unironically heemed my ACL just now by walking its over for me bros
>>153182101I knew it, Gaychee threw staph in Paddy's face and compromised his orbs!!!
just how weak is poster 153182548
>>153180392one of the better face offs of all time
>>153182544he faked it
like him or hate him, you've got to admit, alexander volkanovski is one of the baldest fighters of all time
disgusting bug eating freak
>>153182643Porbably my best take ever
Gaethje wasn’t even good Saturday. How fucking bad is paddy
Yo Gaethje drilled Paddys shit man
Old dog can still bite arf arf
i don't think it's really about gaethje being good or paddy being bad. i think it's about styles making fights. gaethje's style of being good at fighting was simply a nightmare matchup for paddy's style of being bad at fighting.
just a reminder that the antidote to aging is to be too retarded to realize you're over the hill
Paddy had bite down on his mouthguard for the majority of that fight. Gaethje had him biting naaah
Damn Gaethje still got it Topuria here we go
>>153182766>you are only as old as you think you are>dont think>live forever
STOP HIDING FROM SALSADADDY, TOM
all of fighting is psychological. your body is basically irrelevant. you really don't even need limbs.
>>153182101that's just brisket on his face
>>153182820would love to see an amputee freak spinning in place and landing a 5 hit combo with his limbless mind
>>153182820this was proven definitively last weekend with the first ever psychic heeming
>>153182820This is one of the major discussion points in Mediations On Mastery.
remember when gaethje heemed that amputee for a title
Did anyone else watch the Josh Hokit interview on Ariel Helwani? He had some papers taped on the side of his wall that said something about jews
I'd watch Ariel Helwani get shot in the head by a federal agent that's about it
>>153182684
>>153183070gaaaaay!
>>153183070cool event horizon cosplay by the baddy!
>>153182901He meme jacked my post here talmbout Chandler abducting waldo's many blk boys, and I don't appreciate that.
>>153183155is that some zoomer anime because um actually its prince zuko cosplay from avatar aang
>>153183169
I look like that and say that
https://youtu.be/8K7JC7DYbzo?si=KTg57Zm_aoLuTtxU
>>153183169no it's a movie from like 1996
prime paddy...
Remember last week when british flags were ridiculing anyone picking Gaethje? Good times.
OOHHHHHYOU'VE DONE IT NOW!!!
>>153182643>>153182684Braindead take, Paddy was the favorite long before the staph, and it wasn't even by much. It was a live odds flip during the fight lol. It would only be a good take if he actually had staph and you said he was lying about that, but was already off the antibiotics so he was downplaying it, knowing it wouldn bother him.With your scenario "downplaying staph he never had", he would just do that naturally anyway and would say that same thing even if he were the heavy favorite from the start.Amateur..
>>153183257MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>153183266nah, leafy owned your ass
Shut up!
oh no I'm gonna pop
I'm see red and brapping uncontrollably
It all depends on which version of Gaethje shows up against Topuria
They should create a fight comp where they put an mma fighter against a boxer or wrestler or something to see who is the best
>>153183241Lay off the Brits. It’s not their sport. They don’t understand it. You and I don’t go to soccer threads and make predictions
>>153183651The Stipe Miocic that layed on top of Francis Ngannou for 25 minutes could have layed on top of any man in history for 25 minutes.
>>153183622If I was Ilia I would vacate it longer and wait for the Arman money fight he will not make shit fighting that nobody joostin
SAY IT AINT SO
This is the second time Justin has protected an undefeated champion from a fan favorite with momentum.
>>153183622chills
>>153182820I've been saying this
Booting Schmitty in the head repeatedly with white gucci loafers
me to joshua van haters
>>153184013Hoenstly? Respect
What paddy really was trying to say was that he is a Bowser so he always loses when up against Mexicans like Mario
>>153184013Why did John do this, in character
Holding Schmittys mouth open with the jaws of life whilst Khamzat drops a Khamzat into it
this is your last chance to hop on the paddy train
>>153184056i invested everything i own in pyfer coin
>getting life's shaved off your life by THE Justin gaetche Even I with little training wouldn't have took that much damage and put up a better fight
>>153184073So satisfying seeing cut babies KWAB I mean ffs dude looks like he is 6'2 fighting at fucking bantamweight too get fucked cheater
tooted myself into sentience
>>153184101
say it ain't cloz>I'm going to be as big as the beatles mei will not pozz>I'm going to be the biggest star in the ufcheem the lights out>I'm going to be the interim championheem the wonk noise>just wait and seeNA NA NAA NANA NANA NAA NA NA NAA NANA NANA NAA*loses*
Paddys walkout gave me chills ngl shit was litty
>>153184013evil fucking company
>>153184115feeling powerful like a samoan rn b
are lukas "the snukas" thomas has started sending for other political youtubers like tim "the skin" poolhow exciting
yeah thats nice, now shut the fuck up
Justin should have thought about Dana and Ari before that selfish display
very disrespectful
I would never post that
>>153184073not that hard innit?
>>153184149ytsissies I'm scared
>>153184242there's only 1 IC3 in the whole montage the rest are of a will smith wild wild west pigment iykwim
I mean only one IC1 guess I didn't toot hard enough
Imagine living in a flyover shit hole could never be me
dan hooker is going to get heemed
>>153184056All aboard! Next stop…PFL!
please explain how skid row is better than corn country
>>153184333city slickers scrambling for safety after this
climb in you uber eats bag yankee bastards
If paddy lived in Cali or Miami for his camp he would have won living in a flyover shit hole just doesn't allow your mind to truly envision what winning looks like
Luke Thomas did a LIVE TAPE STUDY of Volk vs Lopes 1It's up on his sub stack
>>153184433chillstremors even
is dying in a wildfire the best base for mma
>>153184433We only watch the resident Italian heemers YouTube channel here.
>he types as his generator is filling his home with carbon monoxide
I'd watch Luke Thomas if he gave fight analysis in the nude.
I'd watch Luke Thomas if he gave fight analysis while simultaneously fending off violent black teenagers.
>>153184433Going to readjust my socks before watching this so that they are not to be as blown off
just found out luke thomas is basically a pajeet
Looks like Derek Lewis did not take that loss well
>>153184486you haven't signed up to his patreon?
>>153184523even doe thats rozenstruik
Australian authorities should really look into volks dad's love of fertilizer
>>153184433but did he watch it 49 times?
volkanovski vs lopes 9: rumble in rio
Can't believe Justin called DC a fat bourgeois liar during a live interview
>>153184664I was aghast when gaythe squeezed his master pimple and shot staph into dc's double double tray
>>153184697>shot staph into dc's double double trayWhich one?
>check schedule>zero Americans on the main card See yall next week
>>153184718>*BUUURP*WOW WHAT AMAZING COMBINATIONS>*BRAAAAAAP*OH! OH! JOE HE LOOKS HURT>*hot dog goes whistling by*
Hooker really fell off once he got all those stupid tattoos. Coincidence?
I've actually been working on some pretty cool stuff during my personal time lately
>>153184788Me too discovering tons of esoteric knowledge and developing my very own philosopher's Stone
>>153184788That's wassup
>>153184812Let's go for that!?
Let's go for that.
That is what it is that we are to be going for.
we cannot follow THEM
We shall pursuit this.
>>153184834very tragic. muhreen luke would weep if he knew his fate
Luke "Baby Blaster" Thomas
them = any promotions other than the ufc
>>153184864full tits Okami destroys Tom
Rip heem 2009-2026 good run albeit
a toast
>>153185040Hey mate can you stop impersonating me please?
>>153184955my cousin topi would physically disfigure twatspinshit and he doesn't even train
my cousin's name? Derrick "The Black Beast" Lewis
>drinking alcohol this early in the morning
So?
>>153185100you can't even buy it yet from the store talmbout >So?a cry for help if I ever seen one
>>153185106I can buy from my narc friends thoughbeit
>>153185110that's fuckin illegal!
>>153185112wgaf
>>153185116
I want my wife next
>>153185040Slainte Chara
>>153185040>>153185145“Tiocfaidh ár lá”
Pekka vs Jerkka in weem
JEAN SILVA 3 ROUND
>>153185145>>153185152imagine having no language of your own
>>153185172i would but i busted my hip heeming the wmma i need time to recover
>>153185172i got the retarded one
>7 consecutive posts by Finns what the FUCK is happening rn
you WILL follow us
will the ufc ever hold another event?
>>153185229Let’s hang out this summer and play that weird ass bizarro baseball game yall have
So it's same to assume all european flags are muslims, correct?
>>153185224this is revenge for Greenland. chills
>>153185201Do you have any tips on how to make an woman cum? For when I have sex next time thabks
>>153185238talmbout pesis>>153185252you are being ethnically replaced by indians and chinese and yet you have the temerity to chat shit about your superiors
>>153185262angles momentum and when you feel it is too intense just think about joe rogan eating eggs to buy yourself more time
>>153185274Serious qwesstin, Schaubstralia isn't in Europe? where is it then b?
>>153185285like hawaii but even farther pal
Americans are too fat to travel to Australia
>>153185279Thank you. Sinserely.
>>153182820Post psyche.
>>153185274Absolute fucking SOVL https://youtu.be/zDrLcPxSBRk
Goodnight
>>153185307
>>153185309it is a sport for the connoisseur
Post death drive niggas.
>>153185342God I loved seeing Leon get heemed
>>153185342>posts the most timid jamaican i've ever seenalright messibro allow me show you how it's done
>>153185340I saw an interview from one of these girls how they hate that guys come and watch their games just to check out their asses and hate how men share images of them online. Have some respect for women oh wait you don't because you aren't even finnish.
Gonna let you guys in on a little secret Ruffy is ass. He gets exposed (again) this weekend
>>153185350wasnt heemed just upset he got punched for smiling at the guy
>>153185370i am literally and unironically 95% finnish you are projecting your disgusting pastiche of several european economic migrants ancestry onto others because you are a mutt and a bum sad to say
kelvin gastelum, i fear
10-8 FinlandAustralia gonna have to dig deep in the 2nd round Jon
>>153185361Basted Wandy.
>>153185374fiziev loses every big fight hes getting 29-28d after a good start
>>153185424It's not easy to be a rockstar, joe
>You WILL respect women.
>>153185439tuxedo quinonez is to be feared
>>153185439i wish i had more dan webms but the legends will do
>>153185387one drop.
>Torrez Finney fight week
>>153185477once my fist connects with your flimsy little glass chin yes
>>153185492I'll be forced to simulate you.
>>153185503i am heterosexual sadly
If the ufc didnt put out the volk vs yair fight i would have never remembered that yair exists
UFC white house: Gane vs Poatan
>>153185212Me and my squad entering /heemsphere/
Hard fought win for Finland. Australia tried to turn it up with the racist attacks but just couldn’t quite land enough damage. Comfortable 30-27 for the Baltic newcomer
>>153185491Finney finna get stuffed on takedowns and get jabbed for 15 minutes. Malkoun is boring as fuck but he’s good
Torrez Finna
Finland
what if you just inject fake blood into your gloves? several very small injections spread out. undetectable until you punch your opponent at which point it comes out and makes it look like you cut them.
Vacation at Dol Guldur
>>153185523Obviously fakeDiapers on backwards
>>153185514simulate your death when i hit you it will feel like tsar bomb sent by putin himself
None of you actually train mma right?
>>153185638>None of you actually train mma right?Lot of UFC fighters don't train mma either, a lot of them don't mix the arts at all, let's be real here.
>>153185638I box
>>153185638I’m Chris Curtis
>>153185638technically, on a technicality, i was trained in kickboxing from a young age
Let’s see if you know ball /heem/Tell me a name not currently on the UFC roster who will one day be a UFC contender
>>153185652>>153185657>>153185662>>153185676I don't know how to fight but I've been in fights.
I’ve never been in a fight but I vastly overestimate my ability to fight
>>153185699cant think of a single one mate
i could easily beat you unconscious with topuria style hook spam. it would sound like someone destroying a couch with a baseball bat.
Pay. The. Fighters.
>>153185699Any heavyweight can be a contender>Gable >Verhoeven They will re sign Mokaev eventually and also poach Ditcheva if she keeps murking shitty PFL girls
>>153185759>NO
>>153185759pay mma journalists most importantly
>>153185350>His smiles and hopes = HEEMED
>PAY. THE. FUCKING. FIGHTERS!!!
Wattup, playa!
>>153185910
WE cannot.
>>153185915>>153185915Wow he really reacted badly to getting rejected hope Ariel doesn't get wind of this.
>>153185963She was rejected b... Other camera version shows her going up to him saying she's gonna smash his ho's head on a table... I'm afraid she is having Maldaddy withdrawals, as much as I'm trembling to say.
>>153185963jamal himself has been made retarded múltiple times by now tbf
Two BLACKED sluts begging for my BBC
>Time is a flat circle Does this actually even mean anything, or just some shit retards say to sound like faggots?
>>153185638Yh man
What the fuck kinda name is Jamahal.
>>153186018its just a little something you drop when something happens that happened
>>153186023Jamahal these nuts!
jk idk what it means
>>153186023dunno b, but if you were to kill hill before he signed to the UFC then the LHW title would become lineal
They linked?
Tom Aspinal was lowkirkuienly getting peached up by the Cyril Gane jab
>>153186018>Time is a flat circle. Only in The Smart Cage™
Tomspinall has downloaded the first round with Gane and will get the knockout next time mark my words.
Yjk some crazy cia black ops shit will be going on whilst Topuria and Gaethje fight on the lawn of the white house
Dan Hardy is one of the greatest minds in MMA but sadly his hubris and autism got him fired from the greatest job on God's Green Earth
>>153186088Bro, it's going to be so cool
eye pokes are pissing me off
>>153186103gotta protect myself at all times, b
>>153186125Your opinion = wgaf!
Been thinking about Gane all day...
Dan Hardy was insufferable, he had to go
>>153186103>greatest job God's Green Earththat's not a blowjob harem manager
Gane Hardy
whens dwcs starting?also whats that hokit guy's ceiling?also when are they signing gabel?
>>153186197TomorrowChampTomorrow
>>153186085
>>153180191*Record Scratch "Ya, that me. You've probably wondering how I got in this situation."
>>153180392I enjoy watching this retard get beat up.
>>153180429Damn that looks good. He did it right.
>>153180576Nah big ben rothwell mirked cro cop's chin right before. Plus he was down and out ready to retire, which he only fought freak show low level fights in post-k1 k1 and rizin really. Plus he Schaub was Cro Cop's 64'th pro fight LOL!
>>153186132Ur*
Most overrated bum in the UFC? (yair)
WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS TORN IN HALF
lemme song my dong real quick
wait its fight week
I miss neet life...
>>153186526
ohnonono
Another humiliation for Clitia xers….
>>153186629dear oh dear
Arman really is that guy huh?
>>153186629Haha cheeky Arman got that real estate agent boiling
>>153186629I read many books
Right here *click click click* 5,4,3,2,1.thank you baby
Mma piguru and the fuck boys gave PR tips to armpiggy
>>153186685he is rich enough to hire professionals thougheverbeit
>>153186015Topiglit PR team
Arman throws a headkick, topuria cowers in fear.
>>153186682
Why the FRICK are Volk and Lopes fighting again?
It's a real shame Joanna spent her youth getting punched in the face and doing goblin weight cuts. Now that she's retired and not cutting all the time she's got a nice figure and she has legit beautiful eyes.
>>153186770Whattup playa!
Song big dong yadong was robbed just so they can give O malley a spot in the white house, sad but true, O malley will go down as the johnny hendricks of this era
>>153186784Hapa future looking bright!
>>153186784Yes he was robbed at gun point that one time but other than that he's never been robbed
>>153186784Yan said the Merab trilogy is a done deal an being announced soon
>>153186833Nah, fuck THAT!
>>153186837Left looks like a disgusting freak right looks cute and fun.
>>153186837Feline Topuria vs Justin Cathje
Arman is infinitely more deserving of a title shot and would've finished Gaethje. Instead Dana was banking on Paddy, who got dominated, making his title shot look even more undeserving.
>>153186837>>153186867Topurria
>2026>rizin is forgottenTim Elliot really burried that crap
Paddy got fraud checked. 31 years old, in his prime and couldn't get past the worst version of Gaethje we've ever seen in the UFC. Even Fiziev was more competitive. Paddy would get fucked up by Fiziev. This is proven. Paddy should be ranked below Fiziev.
how did garf get a title shot over max? clown ass sport. max should have been crowned interim without even fighting paddy
>>153186898max has already been heemed by the champ
MAP hollowgay only lost his last 3 title shots give him 7 more
>>153186918kek
You own a car right?
>>153186870I get the feeling that Dana maybe like hates arman? I dont know just a feeling I have
I'm making a jones one btw
Considering Fiziev and everyone ranked above that probably beats him, I'd like for Paddy to prove he can hang with the top 10 155ers BEFORE you give him a title shot. Not after. Shows what a sham this title fight was.
>>153186926ive heard this is the kind of car that random soccer moms are driving over there in america now. there's some kind of monster truck arms race going on
>>153186936Oink for ya Jondaddy pigga!
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>>153186956>>153186957early bird gets the worm
6. Dan Hooker: beats Paddy.7. Mateusz Gamrot: comfortably beats Paddy.8. BSD: He's a complete bum, so he would have a competitive, back-and-forth war with Paddy.9. Fiziev: knocks out Paddy in round 1.10. Moicano: beats Paddy.
