previously
What's next for Patrick Mark Pimblett?
>>153186732Arman's flashy pillowfeet couldnt drop a flyweight. Arman knows the more you hurt GODpuria, the more brutal the heem, and I'm afraid.
how is dan CTE hooker the co-main?
>>153186991He has a fun style of fighting, you never watched him fight?
Been eating one meal a day, high protein. Dry fasting during the day. Laying absolute bricks in the porcelain.
really dont think dan should be making a 2 month turnaround after getting smashed the way he did. i can see BSD by early heem
GIVE ME STRENGTH, GIVE ME FIRE, GIVE ME 39 YEAR OLD JUSTIN INSTEAD OF MY NIGHTMARE MATCHUP ARMAN, OR I RETIRE
>>153186969dan prostitute bros...
imho ilia is more p4p than islam
How do you guys think Arman vs Islam would've actually went down?
>>153187021Your opinion = WGAF
>>153187027I dunno b what did the unicorn say when the leprechaun farted wgaf
Dan hooker is so old and slow i dont even want to see him get executed
>>153187014tojewria was right there
>>153187027They already fought once in the past
Lopes is a real one. He learns from his mistakes. Volkanovski is declining. I am picking Lopes. He is a real one who learns from his mistakes.This is going to be a bad night for the A*stralians,
People forget man. Arman invented ground and pound at UFC fight night 256!
let it be known
>>153187054Volk losing is a bad win for Lopes, it means that Volk lost not because of his lack of skill but because of his age, the fact that Volk already wonked his nose 1 year ago remains, Volk cooked him, Volk grilled him, Volk turned Lope's wonk nose into creme brulee, this is a fact.
>>153187094Which Lopes are you talking about? You are talking about pre-punished Lopes. I am talking about Punished Lopes. And that changes everything.Stand down.
>>153187106Diego Lopes has ''dream and make it happen'' written on his chest, i rest my case.
WE cannot follow THEM.
>>153187132he's a cowboy on a steel horse he rides he's a cowboy wanted dead or alive
/theem/
Cutman Tate got that slick jigaboo energy fr
don't followwon't payjust don't like 'emsimple as
the damage > ''dream and make it happen''
Nothing would make me happier than watching Volk get brutally heemed into living death this Saturday.
The day reddit weeped.
i beati volki
>>153187240wept*
volk good guy you know
Why are they still acting like they need to make ppv sales by making retarded short sighted matchups?There's literally no excuse to pick low hanging fruit now vs preserving the integrity of the sport
>>153187244NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU MORAN
>>153187244mad reddit bitch.
>>153187212you only hate him because he is reddits favorite fighter
When a wonk nose gets uppity, you gotta heat it in the pan and soak it in water 24 hours beforehand
>>153187250i will cope and believe it's temporary due to wanting to keep all the best fights on the table for the white house card
>>153187254bappa that's an instance where you'd go with past participle of wept
>The baddy lost? Commence project: Bodybagz
>tile' sho' week>heem deader than a nigger babyWELCOME TO THE PARAMOUNT ERA
>>153187334It’s another nonsense bullshit title fight with no hype
Connor vs Jose aldo. zuffa boxingBook it dana
I will watch Volk vs lopes 2, you know what i will not watch?? k-1
K-1? More like 'gay bums'!
What if we doubted daner all along but he was really secretly betting on volk to beat Lopez again so he could fight evolev on the Whitehouse card?
>>153187334has francis done it again
If Yakuza was real they would buy the absolute best fighter ever just as a flex. Cost them like 30m?Abudahbi is the real Yakuza buying those boxers and shit
>>153187428Truth is Jon isn't attracted to nip twinks.
i don't think it's possible for volk to heem diego after seeing diego eat many silva shotsif diego does anything but eat 5 to land 1, he deserves to become the gaethje of featherweight
>>153187437bet you are though ain't ya buddy
>>153187451Yeah but I'm not the greatest combat sports athlete of all time.
>>153187014Why would Ilia duck Arman just to pursue the much more difficult Islam fight?
>>153187459>why would ilia use a fight that will never happen as an excuse to duck a contender?
>>153187457you think his boneship sometimes posts here with us peasantry?
>>153187463Islam vs Ilia is a superfight, Dana is 100% gonna force Islam to take that fight at some point if he refuses too much.>>153187457Jon's resume is unironically worse than every featherweight champ except for Aldo
one small problem. anyone who actually knows who arman is, knows he's not that good. this campaign against ilia was doomed from the start.
If Tai Tiuvasa does an shoey this saturday I have an feeling things are goinna be ok this year guys
HEEMINDERAustralia has ZERO champs. (Balkanovski is not Shartstralian)
Glad I found this jar of jif pb or I would be losing gains
>>153187459Risk vs reward
Aldo's resume includes losing to Zahabi, the only ranked canadian fighter int he roster.
>>153187481Tuivasa is like the groundhog of Christmas past
>>153187486what the hell we have that too
>>153187502Yes here in the south we call it a "hot Carl"
Jones the undefeated MMA goat is bad, do you know who is good?? The guy who lost to Zahabi?? who is Zahabi? the guy who retired the guy who is supposedly better than Jones.
You can't heem retard. You can't possibly heem
It's time for your 10th footwork is actually important video of the monthhttps://youtu.be/D1_-5v8ophg?si=eDl3MU-0uZ_gDlaW
>>153187510You need to fix your reading comprehension, I literally said the opposite of what you understood: Aldo is the only FW champ below Jones.
The way Ilia just ran down volk and heemed him stiff was like seeing a old man fighting a prime Mike Tyson, hope he hangs them up after this defeat and just stays in his comfy hole he created down under
>>153187545McGregor above jones is insane. He never defended a belt lmao
Isn’t paddy a black belt in BJJ or something? Why didn’t he just simply crotch sniff Gaycheese for five rounds?
>>153187557Jones defended mostly against washed up middleweights that only really did well within the Pride fc ruleset and pitifully one dimensional fighters (the guillotine that got Cyril gane is almost as shit as DC's sole RNC win which was pathetically bad and speaks more of the quality of opposition). He even lost a fight to journeyman knocked out artist Dominick Reyes. McGregor one-shotting 10 year undefeated Aldo in a couple of seconds is more impressive than Jon's entire career.
>>153187573Why would a BJJ blackbelt be good at wrestlingThey don't teach takedowns in jiu jitsu
>>153187586Defending a belt and maintaining is much more significant than winning a couple title fights against ideal matchups. Also you can’t “muh fat middleweights” when mcgregors most significant win was a bantamweight.
>>153187573Gaethje was a D1 wrestler, if he wants the fight to stay standing then it stays standing unless you wrestle better than him .Paddy can't wrestle period. He could've tried to pull guard to get free resets at least.>>153187604>Also you can’t “muh fat middleweights” when mcgregors most significant win was a bantamweight.Unironically agree, you changed my opinion. It's easy to forget Aldo was actually a BW. So just Max, Ilia and Volk are better.
>>153187586holy shit you are a literal retard
big kek
>>153187665I'm too esl for this esl can someone break it down
>>153187000For me, its coffee and water. Is dry fast better?
is manel kape an intellectual?
>>153187676Kape vs Van was a planned late replacement for Nunes vs HarrisonKape turned it downThe UFC is planning on a flyweight main event for UFC 326It could either be Taira or KapeVan is calling Kape titty boy because he has gyno tits
>>153187702bless you b have a rare treasure for your troubles
>>153187713Do you really work at boomer retirement home? How much does it pay?
>>153187713I'll fucking kill you don't play with me son
Finland I'm sorry I just get irrationally angry any time I see something Khabib related I didn't mean to take it out on you
After volk vs lopes two one thing is clear. Bully B got next!
>>153187719no I used to work as a nurse at one point the base pay is about 3k if you're fully qualified and 2-2,5k if you're just a regular nurse it's work you do for other reasons than money if I'm honest>>153187720>>153187727what if it's him sitting in an effeminate and coquettish manner
Sicilian partisans hate Khabib but they like Umar
>>153187719He does and he rapes the dementia addled seniors and proudly claims to have had sex. One day he'll be arrested and locked away for good (assuming Finland doesn't have a death penalty)
>>153187758Why is he folding his feet like that
>>153187771his limping of his left wrist confuses me
UFC BJJ: Travis Barker vs Mikey Musumeci
say it ain't so>I'm going to be the biggest thing since the beatles mei will not go>I'm going to be the interim championturn the lights out>I'm going to be the biggest star in the ufccarry me home*drum roll*NAA NA NAA NA NA NAA NAA*loses*
White liberals are unironically brewing a mass genocide against brown people
>>153187806lamb shawarma and a fanta thanks
do I look like travis barkerbut I get them drums clappin
>>153187758>other reasons than money Snacking on dementia diaper dingleberries, in your case
>>153187806Malcolm X was correct about the while lib.
ITS UPhttps://youtu.be/XlSAAPXrZMY
>>153187813Greedy piggy! You already filled up on Somalidaddy stinkies I fear…
>>153187827You fucking cunt that's going to nuke my algorithm
>>153187758For what reasons? I assume its some sort of moralfaggotry like helpin le heckerino peoplerino or?
>>153187802I love that Dana shows off these beaten freaks like trophies
>>153187819>>153187839
>>153187840Lucrative James is literally the only MMA content you should be consuming on you tube
>>153187846it's an excellent way to stay sober compared to other avenues in life and there are some fine wmma colleagues to heem among other pension/union/benefit related plusses here and it wasn't that hard
>>153187827yeah nah we are waiting for the number 1 youtube predictor belal muhammad to drop his picks
volkanovski is the more technical fighter, but diego is a dangerous opponent. if volkanovski gets caught with a big punch he could get knocked out.
Unprofitable james picked pimblit
BDlal seems incapable of losing the story even though he never really wins it either a perplexing heroic epic if I ever seen one
Would be so embarrassing for the UFC if Lopes went 0-2 against Volk.
>>153187867You dull the pain with dementia dingleberries and submerge in Somalidaddy steatorrhea for ya sorrows, sadly
>>153187895after paddy shat the bed and aspinall has ruined the heavyweight division worse than anything haters claim jones did daner needs a break
>>153187905>paddy shat the bedYou must be salivating
>>153187909at the thought of kicking you down a flight of stairs yes
>>153187915But enough about the last thing mummy said to you
I'd hate to think where paddy's head went to after that post fight spliff
gaethje on his best night could beat any lightweight in history. as much as i hate to admit it, this makes paddy the second best lightweight of all time.
Khabib couldn't go 25 minutes with Gaethje. Paddy did.
Except Eddie Alvarez Khabin Nurmagomedov Charles Oliveira Islam Makhachev Max Holloway Ilia Topuria and Arman Tsarukyan
>>153188083All off nights
Wonk post
now that i think about it, dan hooker has a dominant win over gamrot. this will have a big impact on my predictions.
>>153188164
What has Luke Thomas said?
>>153187979He had to boof it because his face dont work no mo
>>153188129who is he and why is she looking at him so much?
>>153188207what has he not said
>>153188129Sweden on the rightHeem on the leftRespectfully
>>153188280You don't recognize the legend Kelvin Gastelum
>>153188342who would
Gooby put the fundamentals class at Straight Blast Cum on notice! Straight rocket fuel in those fists! Nice and flowy ye?
Wonk post Wonk nose
just had a thick schaub easily over a foot long
People forget man. Jon Jones decisionated THE Anthony "armadilloheart" Smith. Oh my days.
>>153188357Big Meng Havers (Me), Big Meng Takers (Your mom) and Mexican Americans
>>153188401this isn't a youtube comment section young gurucel perhaps you want to try one of those
WHAT?!?! You're telling me Jon Jones beat THE Chael Sonnen? no way...
>enters HEEMhttps://youtu.be/fT5t8Td9T44?si=GZioD2NU6eevE86l
>>153188401Prime Jon made the hardest of niggas tap to strikes.
>>153188434WHAT?!?! Jon made THE Pride FC middleweight who went 11-12 in the UFC Shogun tap to strikes? no way... he's so good...
if this was prime diego, i would pick him for sure, but at this stage of his career i'm on the fence.
Facts = Fazza said Jones is a gift from God
Fuck /heem/
>>153188363He should fight kelvin gastelum with that beer gut for the roy nelson fifa belt
Today I remind them.
Chili. Im warning you...
jones is from the rust belt, we're all tough as fuck. how do you think stipe was able to dominate ubuntu(even tho getting heemed in the rematch)
>>153188483Gooby has a roid gut not a beer gut, probably from overblasting HGH
>>153188516I think HGH doesn't even do shit. Just blast steroids and EPO like a normal person.
>paddy vs gaethje>lopez vs volkthe absolute state of mma, the jews laugh at the rankings
im kind of a newfag, was this shit where everyone freaks out about staph infections if a fighter has a single mark on them common before BSD vs. poirier?
>>153188516I saw footage of this guy rolling. He looked like absolute shit
>>153188533It's not the Staph so much as it is the antibiotics prescribed to fight the infection
>>153188486SUGAR PLUM JOE!!!
>>153188523It does, HGH is proven to cause your gut to blow up and stick out like a sore thumb, rogan has it
>>153188563Oh yeah I just meant nothing useful for an athlete. You're just injecting bloat-liquid for no reason.
Ilia Topuria's house is up for sale. Any buyers?
>>153188580Heem House
For me it's the Ank era, if you weren't there for the Big Ank era, you are a cazzie
For me it’s the violent expulsion of them from the Abendland.
topuria homeless street fighter arc saves the paramount era
>I spent all my food stamps on a Paramount+ free trial watch party and don't get a refill until Februrary 4
Distributing plane tickets to finland in prisons and mental wards
Mass producing rubber boats up on the roof of my appartement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKZl3YLx19kits up
montage of Topuria heeming fent zombies and bench pressing flaming trash cans incoming
Alright, I'm going to the gym to train UFC. Need anything while I'm out?
>>153188737Remember your steel cup you can use it to leverage arm bars
>>153188720Let's go for that!
>>153188737Yeah get me a boyfriend
Belal Muhammad (80% pick success rate) has picked Diego Lopes
>he's wrong 20% of the time every time
Volkanovski... Heh... Volkanovski exists in that 20%
Fuck you you fucking pussy!
Stylebender will take care of business against pyfer and then faceoff with khamzat in the cage
>>153188720 Belal picked garth to win last week while every bumtuber and twitter retard picked paddle
>only made 1 dollar in tips so farhaving a broke reddit bitch moment right now b
I hope Izzy gets knocked out dead, has a seizure and shits himself.
I was thinking me and my training partner learning to give each other deep tissue massages would be a good way to save money, build chemistry, better understand anatomy, and enhance our recovery.
>>153188789ARE YOU CRAZY IN YOUR HEAD, MAN?
belel is a wonk nose
>>153188790Nuclear truth detonation
>>153188805Don't pray on the downfall of my boy, Contender Izzy can still do it, Contender Izzy can still make a comeback of the ages
>>153188805I agree with this 100%
Imagine the Nick Diaz Army formed Voltron on you. Just imagine.
Darren Till Paddy PimblettTom AspinallMichael BispingIf you can see and your British you cannot be champioun
dogbender fan still on it, r/heem blew you out strickland style yesterday
>>153188816I was at a doctor once and he asked do i have psychosis and i said no even though i had it and he just said ok no problem. I play these fools like a fucking book!
Paolobros..
>>153188855vorton don't know shit about a water bottle chucked directly at his dome from 50 feet away
Sometimes I think of a heem post so good that I end up not posting it and saving it in my notes to use in the great novel I'm going to write.
>>153188812
Pyfer literally only has an overhand this is the easiest possible matchup for Izzy
>>153188907They're begging him to retire on a W
>>153188825>>153188790Izzy needs to come motivated, hope his mind is in the game this time, i don't mind if he kicks outside a range and baits pyfer to suck on a counter, cazzies will seethe but at least gets back in the W column
ilia topuria confronts an old homeless man on his territory and discovers it's bj penn
>>153188865Gracious Gaethje was trying to make paddy a future champion by blinding him
>>153188875Hmm makes sense
>>153188907I remember him heeming a guy with a check hook
>>153188873girls tell me I have a huge penis, me furious! I TELL THEM YOU ARE LIAR AND FUCK OFF I win this day
>>153188942Real check hook or a "check hook"
>>153188907Izzy has lost a bunch of times they'd have to be complete retards over Pyfer's gym if they don't just gameplan around imitating whatever the other guys did.
Izzy? Middleweight goat and a Champion with 6 title defensesStrickraped? a Raped bitch.
>>153188964Trvke!!TRVKE TRVVKKKEE!!!!!!!
>>153188907>what is wrestling
izzy is cooked b. he got dominated by a glorified gym rat, a gay white south african and was recently heemed by a literal who. black anime nerd era is over.
>>153188978Is that a Pyfer quote?
>middleweight GOAT>lost to these two dudes
Jon Jones learned a spinning back kick at 38. I still have time.
>>153188990Daddysanya was robbed. ShotaSean was raped.
Powerhouse wrestler Joe Pyfer
>getting retired by joe pyfer
wrestling aficionado Joe Pyfer
The weird friendly gooby era. You just had to be there man
>>153188951A defensive hook
WONK NOSE
>>153189018OHHHHHHH
>>153189018
You heard of this kid Rory MacDonald? Trained MMA since he was young. They're calling him GSP 2.0.
Strickraped ducked the Daddysanya rematch. He knew he bussy too blown out from Bantu BBC
adesanya went life and death with THE kelvin gastelum!!!
So Dan Hooker's gimmick to keep from getting cut is to pretend he's a madman?
>>153188486yeesh what a queer
>>153189059So did Joe poofart except Fatselum is omegwashed now
>>153189059Kelvin's got hands, people forget, man.
khamzat was HORRIFIED of this
Already boyI'm from finland boyWith a fat cat that's heemin' niggas in seconds boy
>>153189049Volks wife is a shark in the face but i bet she makes banging moussaka
I slap Volk's wife on the ass and tell her to make me Tavče Gravče
Jose, press the start button on your controller ya fewl of a ting ye ?
I have never eaten any of these foods and by the grace of chatri pbuh I never will
>>153189126Good post
post my balls across your forehead
>>153189084I forgot how badly Daddysanya SPANKED and SPUNKED Du Piggy before the fluke stoppage
>badly>0,24 point difference
idk how getting choked out like a broke reddit bitch is a fluke
just how one dimensional and cowardly is khamzat?
Izzy lost.
Daddysanya raped du Piggy on the feet. Zatdaddy gaped du Piggy on the ground. No wonder nasty vasti be sticking to BBC daddies these days…
>>153189163He does have shit striking defense but fact is you need a very specific skillset to just nullify his wrestling. Burns for example really intimidated Khamzat with his BJJ so the whole fight happened in the stand up, but Burns is a fucking wizard at that shit, I don't know if there's anyone in MW capable of replicating that.
israel adesanya and khamzat chimaev... it's like if you took a real fighter and split them in half
so what youre saying is that adesanya is the dak prescott of mma
Connor fuming after losing 3-0 to Jose in FIFA
>>153189196They BBCs already split the du Bussy in half I fear
>you now remember DiddyP.
>>153189050But what about that hot prospect Erick Silva?!
>>153189210Future Brendan Allen victim
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>153189244You’re Chinese.
>>153189244Fuck you
yes of course khamzat won let's just take a look at the highlights and.. oh. uh. yikes. this is awkward.
in reality, it should be dogbender vs de memeler. doo struggled hard against reddit rob and gave up against brendan fucking allen of all people.
>>153189277De ridder is still recovering
>>153189258very disrespectful
>>153189296*disrespectfru
>>153189268>>153189258I would kick your knees backwars like an emus leg and then while youre on youre knee I posit you this binary choice: you either eat this small slice of iberco grain fed ham out from under my foreskin using no hands or you get spinning roundhouse weemed execution style?
>>153189310Fuck you
ddp thought he was donkey but he was really diddy kong
how did he get that ham there
>>153189320Then who was Funky Kong?
>>153189277It would be sad to see Izzy wrestlefucked by someone objectively shit. At least if he loses to Pyfer he’ll go out in a blaze of glory
>>153189310that would be against the unified rules of mma
not many fighters have six seconds of highlights against khamzat ddp should hold his head high
>>153189341A blaze blazing glory, b
>>153189334
king kong aint got shit on me!
>>153189209Cant bet against the mahachevs
>>153189352It made me wish there was a FINAL final round because DDP came alive for once and turned the tables, but he hadn't done shit to warrant having another round by that point. Was fun to see though
>>153189383Du Pigclitty loves suckling xer brazza daddies sadly
you paramount era fans have been blessed with the opportunity of a lifetime to buy the dip and invest in dricus. i wouldn't be surprised if he threw the fight specifically to give you this chance.
dickus dude pleaser yeah that's the guy I wanna root for you fuckin' dumb gay retard
Man I fuckin hate India
i'm probably the only one here who has been watching ufc since pre paramount era, and trust me, dricus du plessis is who you want to support. next fight is a guaranteed one sided murder as he reminds the world who the real champion is. invest now.
Houston Alexander, is for real
>>153189501>>153189425Quiet piggy!
>>153188875jesus...
>>153189526Sandman's bitch? fersure b
don't tell me that push front kick is the only legitimate strike khamzat landed the whole fight...
Has Dricus ever wrestled or what happened there? Is Khamzat's gifts his unstoppable wrestling? I hate current mma my friends
>>153189597Why aren't there more Sandmans now? Cromagnon featured men that go for broke the entire time and fights rarely end in decision.
>>153189526When Houston Alexander fought Kinbo that was like Broly vs Cooler
>>153189607It’s not a strike, Du piggy went for the suck. The big piggy wanted some lil’ piggie. Xhe is a toes in the mouth typa nigga, I’m afraid
>>153189616Neil Gayman raped an bunch of women so the nicknaem is porbelmatic now
We need to see Ilia vs Islam but sadly islam isn't 40 yet so ilia will duck
>any mature gentleman looking for a good time? >40+ only>8 inches minimum!
>>153189616for me it's australopithecus
>open heem subchann>Exit heemsubchan Yikes you guys definitely are not white
>>153189744Sounds like you entered my bedroom!
>TWO time INTERIM champion justin gaethje
this schizo tries so hard to be funny and it sucks more than adesanya in the presence of a great dane
Fuuuuuck. I wanna have sex with a woman
>>153190104you sound gay
>>153190342This guy could probably heem me just by virtue of speed and technique
Aaron Pico is one win away from a title shot
>>153190195>sound
>>153190342this is me right now because i can't have sex with a biological female
>>153190342This chigga is based as hell
>>153190496I guarantee it's really easy over there
Why does our janny have to be a literal shitskin faggot?
Seriously I get banned for the most mamby pamby made up bullshit constantly yet any given time there's some guy spamming about gay sex and trying to doxx people. How's that work?
Blud said mamby pamby
>>153190604you new hear kid?
>mfw absolutely no point in watching ufc until at least the White House card
>>153190613How droll.
Wowee Zowee ass niggas
>>153190632Here*
What the fuck is that wire? Uh-uh uh-uh use your fucking phone man that shits scaring me. Pop, el wiro
>hey guys let's talk about me, look at me huff my own farts
Can somebody post that webm again please?
>>153190543Modaddies got ya Armpiggy squirtin sadly
>>153190672
Francis Ngannou is basically Sauron
>>153190796my fist is basically connecting with your chin
*disc scratch sound effect*>Yup that's me, i just flatlined a gay-1 grandprix winner, next thing i'm about to drop the hardest netflix comedy special of all time
>>153190543because no one else will do it for free
>named Sauron>#1 minion is named Sauronman
OINK OINK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINKING FOR MY BROWN DADDY
>>153190861i tank that shite
>>153190342Me to Spammy posts
>>153190453I hear words, it's a curse. It's like how Gaychee knows bombs are coming towards him but still eats them. Average Americans are absolutely retarded now
>>153190867MMA?
>>153190912must be why you missed the joke
>>153190912xmqxzxqwmmgjtiv
when the hype train gets derailed
>>153190961Could you delete this please?
>>153190543>Mods are faggots by defaultKEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
I made $150 sharpening knifes for one hour today
>>153191221Nobody cares playa!
Now that the golden age of Islam Makhachev Funny Moments Videos is over, what are we watching now?
>>153191441Arman x Adin Ross stream highlights
Last week when garth was pounding paddy's face, Rogan was saying ''Justin is a good boxer but paddy is a better mixed martial artist''
>>153191406
just realized that Charles looks exactly like Tarzan
>>153191522
>>153191596Not really, Shartles looks like more like the apes that live with tarzan, caco want banana
i'm just not attracted to female MMA fighters. I just imagine them all having big, salty clits.
>>153191221If by “sharpening knives” u mean “suckling hawgs” then yes I believe u.
kek what a raped brit
>pullback left straight counters you
>>153191692Wouldn't know, i don't watch wmma, only trannies and homos who pop a boner over spreading aids watch that crap
>>153191647don’t reply to me you face-blind faggot
>>153189142>muh fan scores
An adult male weighs at most 150 pounds
>>153191596charles looks like wild thornberries x handsome squidward
>babe, wake up, scott from pewaukee scored it for Israel!!
whats sex feel like bros?
>>153191973Duty.
me after sex
>>153191973Like a cool modelo on a hot summers day
>>153192179
It's blue moon shandy for me
>>153192458I asked for the lamb shawarma hours ago and I'm still waiting
Don't spend it all at once kid ;)
Paddy didn't really get exposed he held his own fighting Gaethje's fight. His jab is elite and his striking is better than anyone expected, just imagine if he tried to grapple.
>>153192923ah, yes, he chose to be punched in the face for the dignity
>>153192923I had it 48-47 Pimblett
>>153192955Kek
>>153192912finally took a break spamming threads about fifa and winter olympics i see
>>153192974shawarmanow
Ilia ran like a BITCH
paddy got exposed HARD, the fuck you mean b
justin vs dustin 3 headlines the white house. both retire after and paddy fights illia in quarter 3
the aaron bronsteretster?!?! the x post popup guy that gets btfo 50 percent of the time?
>>153192998Can you please stop replying to me ?
>>153192912>get absolutely obliterated >still get $3k bonus on top of show money He didn’t deserve the bonus and should be thankful Dana is paying his mortgage for a month.
>>153193068I've been waiting for hours mustafa this really isn't funny anymore
volk is gonna sleep again this weekend
>>153191755
>>153192023Realest shit posted on /weem/
Aim cameing
>>153189163in hindsight, maybe saarman was right
It's only smells
i dont hate or dislike volk, just dont want to watch him fight. saying that, i liked lopes but after the volk fight the hype is dead.
Alexander Volkanovski. The Sweet and Tender Hooligan
>>153193110yeah he's gonna sleep alright.. in bed with his wife after flatlining Lopes and retaining the belt
>>153193514>country biasheem.net is an individualist website
>>153193379
is there anything more scary than facing a young mexican fighting for a title? idk if people appreciate this and they should capture it in the promo
>>153193564I'm Volk
>>153193611>t. jack smella mafinga
>>153193564Thirdies are incapable of anything but blind support for their countrymen
>>153193628Only third world flags ITT are the US and Morocco
>>153193636is that why you make threads about them 24/7 on r/sports
If you post racism in any capaticy I cannot take you seriously as an man.
>>153193636Must be embarrassing to be utterly dominated by a third world sphere of influence. Sad!
>>153193753why asians cant into english
>>153193784Too many options.
>>153193784Why cant cumskins into multilingual?
kwab
>>153193825Every MMA fighter dies after a match
>>153193784Dumb fuck
>>153193784Yuo fuken stupid bitch
Nigger
OOOHHHHHHHHHHHE'S OUT IF IT, I DON'T THINK HE CAN RECOVER
>>153193784FUCK YOU BLOODY
>>153193924what a chinlet
Umm? Rose? This is NOT okay sweety
>>153193980How do we explain to Rose that she gets her brain torn to shreds and her body broken for the profit of Jews?
In the mood to give Joanna a big monster if you know what I mean
>>153193980WTF?? We all know pat doesn’t let her leave the house to socialise
>>153193980>i dont understand why dont people want me to kill their good vibestrue fighter shit ngl
Whos that one wmma minx?
>>153193980oops! what a terrible mistake! sorry guys!
>>153193980wow what a chudette
>>153194014She nose the truth. Probably why her heart isn't in it anymore
Turns out "The Baddy" was referring to his skill level!
>>153193980>falling for the JOOWZ boogeyman when the real boogeyman shares a bed with youGod I bet that dumb WMMA pussy hits like no other
>>153194098>t.
>>153194201No I live in the midwest and never met a single jew in my life. I think there's too many people from NYC on the internet
>>153194214That makes sense. Flyover chaff aren't rubbing shoulders with power players.
>>153194257not anon but you're a huuuge faggot
>>153193980yikes, hating jews is soooooo 2025
Meanwhile, in non-flyover country...
>2025 was 16 years ago
>>153194273Low human capital detected, opinion disregarded.
>>153194304>wh-what?!?! you're not neighbors with niggers?! heh, loooooser!!
>>153194310>you say this! Low human capital moment
>>153194346You used to be better than this man
All that vibrancy that I'm missing. All that culture.
im a heemer from north dakota
You want a woman like Jolie Poirier? You better be ready to bankroll regular trips to Jamaica.
>>153194439You're on stolen Chippewa land. I'll have to heem you for that.
>>153193980Juicebox? Apple juice? I dont get it
>>153193611Omg Hi
Rose is probably a big fan of cranberry juice and this is a huge misunderstanding.
Rose doesn't follow them
you're up kid
>>153194535Me on the left
>>153194094This is what it feels like to be a Volk fan in the current year.
>>153194471how about we go ice fishing instead?
>>153194535Yellow man barking up the wrong fuckin tree nigga
>>153194676hard imagining me getting btfo this hard in a fight with someone my own size. would rather get chinned standing
cerebrally incapacitated. total neurophysiological shutdown.
>>153194535Me???
reticular activation system rendered inert. incapable of defending himself in front of his own children.
vs still being a champ, still winning fights and not getting heemed by undercard "prospects"
>spammy switched vpn
ONE MORE RUN
Yoooooo wtf
>>153194877Kino run
>>153194877Tombros… it really went downhill…
dork finns vs black nerds
Let me tell you how you’re feeling right now.
Titus Ortinius, the greatest Latin philosophy of 21st Century
>>153194883that'd be like criss angel vs michael, dumbledore getting his shit pushed in
https://www.krautchan.org//heem/ is where you belong
>>153194980more like criss angel vs david blaine, with chris getting heemed in second. who is who tho? the real question
>>153194883>textbook nerd vs literal godhmm I wonder
You now remember Curtis Blaydes
Paddy the Baddy: the wolf who cried boy.
Curtis Beyblades.
where is waldo finna heem everyone because heavyweight is just that bad(i like dude btw)
doo likes dudes
siri, look up finnish gay porn and finnish women getting railed by everyone but finnish males
Wtf I thought Luke would keep the political shit on his other account I just want heem takes bro
Some you niggas need to turn on your monitors. Just saying.
>>153195153>a literal pajeet
>key government servicesname five key government services
>>153195194welfare and my stampst. foreigner
>>153195180fuck you, respectfully.
>>153195180turn your microphone on
The problem with being a Tom Aspinall fan is that he is cursed to lose to Waldo Cortes-Acosta
Found my old trove of dookie dollars (they're nft you can't steal them) I'm fucking rich
>>153195972I promise not to save it...
when JP heems adesanya this card will be worth tens of thousandsdon't believe me? just watch
>>153196074>fingerprints on itSorry bud this one grades 6.5Grading costs $190 thanks
If Luke loves immigration so much, he should just let an Indian replace him and everything he does
>>153195677I’ve never watched this guy. Every photo posted here makes me abhor him. You can feel the smug pomposity.
I haven’t won picks in like 3 years
>>153196157You dont know ball bitch. Respectfully b
Salkilld overrated AFMullarkey will outpoint him
for me it’s Road to UFC watching the first 4 fights then turning it off
>>153196162Salkilld is the new Dober, only capable of heeming non-huwhites
What did sneed rose say about the jews?
why havent they announced any fights for ufc london its less than two months away
>>153196173hes not even a heemer hes a wrestler who got to fight chinless jubli and got lucky to land that nuke against haqprast
For me it’s Yizha
Where do I find stats on finish rates by weight class
>>153196179WMMA is hilarious Rose gonna make the hall of fame with a 15-11 pro record lol
>>153196180Rumor is lerone vs movsar title eliminator
look at do
y nuevo >>153196172>>153196172>>153196172
>tfw craving white pussy
>>153188434this looks like izzyboth were bucks
