Heemvious >>153186953
ngl 325 is lowkey ass besides 2 fights
>>153196206ye these cards are like enhanced fight nights
>>153196206>>153196244Australian cards always suck. No one outside of Australia wants to watch a card full of Aussies/Kiwis
talmbout lucrative?
>jacob malkoun vs torrez finney both among most boring fighters on the roster bravo sean shelby
JEAN SILVA VS ALLENREMATCH
It must suck being a fighter like Gamrot or Arnold Allen. Knowing you’re better than 99% of fighters in the world but you have zero finishing ability and you’ll never be good enough to be champ
>>153196262Wheres the ending wtf
>>153196260show some respect
>>153196319I’ll respect my time by skipping that fight
>>153196275They cant into basic boxing fondamentals so they are not better than 99% of the fighters
>>153196349Anon when you’re top 10 ranked UFC you are better than 99% of the world
STOP THE FOIGHT STOP THE FUCKIN FOIGHT
What did Jason Herzog do?
Dan HardyJeff HardyMatt HardyVeronica Hardy
>>153196172what’s lucrative james pick on the main event? my credit card expired so my lucrative subscription got cancelled lol
>>153196367Dan trained his own woife to sneak into the UFC and steal files
>>153196367has literally every fighter and ref had a ride on the veronica express?
>>153196379yjk she sph'd khalil
>>153196369An Swanton bomb would have killed GSP
>>153196367is it just me or is she starting to look like dan hardy
>>153196374Anon we pay good money for James’ bets. We’re not giving them to you for free.
keep an eye out for a kid named tuivasa
>>153196414he’s unironically heeming that lanky ass tomato can
tuivasa is the derrick lewis of the hw division
>>153196461but then what does that make tom aspinall
>>153196495a disgrace
This young up and comer - gilbert burns - you heard it here first
Arman finally found out Nina is 40 years of age and is dumbfounded lmaoooo if when she made him miss the Islam fight showcasing his neck workouts wasn't enough what a fucking simp
>>153196510wait patchy mix got released by the ufc?
>>153196524seemingly so, i fear
ufc is king dana is king ari is king
>>153196524we cannot follow them
>>153196539Heem was there every step of the way and know this is all just a Roman circus
they did my boy patchy dirty evil UFC gave him the two toughest fights possible in marlo batisto and some polish incel
Take an thermomentor of Derek Lewises balls while he fights. When they get too hot? He gotta fuck Brie Chandler
oh FUCK The Nioh 3 Demo Is Out Boys See You Later
I don't miss this nigga like I kiss Ilia Stay strong king these hoes they come they go
this nigga kisses ilia
>>153196510is this a joke? surely patchy hasn’t left ufc already
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
this begs the question, why dont fighters that want out of their contract, just lose fights/fight poorly till they are cut?
>>153196618no they actually like him so much they're allowing him to fight in rizin and giving him two paychecks
I think this Jew cube tape likely is electromagnetic that connects to the third eye, thoughts?
>>153196631ciryl gane has written extensively on this topic
>>153196510You now remember when retarded casuals were hyping up this bum and Aaron Pico.
Lucas Tracy: Lopes has NOTHING for Volkanovski, will be similar to the first fight without the knockdown
>>153196643Gane is obviously a freemason but I feel we here at heem are even above his weak 20ish rank
>>153196645If it weren't for us hyping them theyd have nothing, Joe!
the worst champion in the history of combat sports
>>153196686is jdm
>>153196628oh that’s nice of dana >>153196686that’s not jdm (really tho the worst is nicco montano and it is not debatable)
>>153196686>ran thru everyone except the champ and blachowiz (which is the division's premier gatekeeper)nah theres worse champ out there
edwards > belal > jdm might be the worst lineage of champions of all time. jdm needs to be knocked out in his first fight back to confirm
Big Ank got him boiling
>>153196738I’m a Leon hater but at least he defended his belt a couple times and won it from a top 5 all time WW
>>153196760i wonder what could be the cause of that
>>153196761Jiri never defended the belt either, Glover too ,LHW is just very competitive, aside from Jones no one could do it, imo the worse champ right now has to be Aspinal unironically cause for one he never won the belt, never beat the champ and when it came to actually fighting for the belt, he pussied out to stall the division another year.
Tom Aspinall literally might go blind in one eye and obese incel keyboard warriors are calling him a pussy for not continuing the fight or getting right back in the cage shortly after
>>153196804i know a reddit comment when i see one
lock me in the cage with aspinall and I'm beastin 25/7
Can’t even describe how much I hate Australians
I remember when it was just me ridiculing aspinturd all by my lonesome and how you all laughed at me
from shitonchin to me-bleedin'-eye, the story of the wrangler of salford the coward of manchester the shitter of shitters thomas "tom" aspinall
Contender izzy is back, he is here for the fans not the orange pedo's lap dogs
>muh personality
Kind of a crazy take but i don't think there is anything wrong with Tom Aspinall's eye.
>>153196766
>>153196898there is literally nothing wrong with shitforbrains' eye
of course when aspinall gets shut down in the rematch, exactly like round 1 of the first fight, they will say it's only because of his eyes
''No means NO joanna, i will NOT have sex with you and you can stop yelling, end of story''-Jamahawl Hill
>>153196919gane will groin strike round 1, guarentee it.
>alexander volkanovski vs diego lopes 2put this in mma terms for me so i can understand
Stay away from girls like Joanna, trust me the pussy is not worth it, you are dabbling in a world of unnecessary headaches, i understand why Hill told her ''No''
>>153196980your a wear you can block them right?
I'm literally not fat
>>153197003When will you fight me at THS you fucken dog
WE cannot follow THEM. I won’t stop.
paramount+ed myself awake
>>153196991No you can't block them, they will find where you live, harrass you and tell everyone in your surroundings that you assaulted her
>>153197005I have showed up multiple times, however you have failed to appear. Maybe if we change the location to somewhere like Villawood Station or Liverpool Station you’d feel more at home?
>>153197028OK, Redfern it is, mate.
>>153197028What if he turns out to be a woman, would you still fight her?
>>153197027that happens to me anyway b
>>153197035See you there fatty
>>15319699640 yo? That's double my age!
>>153196432He's not a can at all and that ref stoppage was terrible
Joanna isn’t any more arousing than a shadow on the wall.
alexander volkanovski is one of the oldest men in the world
ridiculous
Ateba "The arousing shadow" Gautier
See you at the top!
Joanna said I have a very nice penis
a tale of two brothers
yo what the FUCKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7o3_3RpZHYit's ON
Joanna is a fucking model, dude
>>153197115why didnt no 1 say nothing?
>>153197115More importantly The GURU is also livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJiHgVu8kx0
patch already cut KEK
i would ask the fighter how it feels to fight in front of an audience of fight fans
Your Patchy Mix'sYour Kody Steele'sYour Aaron Pico'sYour Losene Keita's
mah nigga Loosey Kunta
be entertaining = infinite rewardsbe boring = infinite suffering95% of fighters never figure this out
Watchu mean ?https://youtu.be/saHBfDxM-jI?
Guess the mix wasn't patchy enough...
Pick up the pieces, playa!
Fuck the fans
>>153197246ayo think of the disease
your islam makhachevsyour magomed ankalaevsyour tagir ulanbekovsyour abus magomedovsyour shara magomedovsyour abubakar nurmagomedovsyour umar nurmagomedovsyour said nurmagomedovsyour muslim salikhovsyour rizvan kunievsyour ikram aliskerovsyour nassourdine imavovsyour shamil gazievsyour shamil abdurakhimovsyour omari akhmedovsyour loik radzhabovsyour adlan amagovsyour gadzhimurad antigulovsyour askar askarovsyour ali bagutinovsyour ramazan emeevsyour tofiq musayevsyour muhammad naimovsyour muin gafurovsyour nursulton ruziboevsyour ismail naurdievs
>>153197251all daddies
Your Magaysia's
tatsuro is a pretty sick name
>>153197267syphilis would be sicker
Ari's failed Gane clone, The Abomination...
>>153197303is that are prolific on the left
hasn't aged a day
think volk could heem diego with a clean headkick?
Ass whooped.
>>153197375When was the last time he've gone upstairs ? His hips are rusty
i'm from the timeline where volk heems ilia with the headkick he throws 9 seconds into the fight
Why is this aussie card on at American times?
>>153197412my volk by head kick post must look really smart in your timeline
>>153197089T city has that paddy piglet chin
Volk got rocked BIGLY last fight. Before getting dropped he was looking like Islam in gnome form, then he shat himself and played a boring point fight to decision. That being said, Lopes lacks the striking fundamentals to match Volk
lopes is winning the rematch
Can Yan's brazza coach do it again, did he figure out Merab?
>>153197488Merab was half-dead for that fight. You don’t understand, he had an open wound, he had a staph infection, he was on all kinds of antibiotics. I personally, if it was up to me honestly, and I haven’t really told anybody, I probably would have pulled him out of the fight. I honestly would have.
>>153197383lidl bet damage based scoring brazza u no dis
He tries to measure range with a jab-> eyepoke his assHe kicks your leg -> kick his ballsHe takes you down -> start moaningHe kness you in the body -> pretend you're hurt and wait for him to come close and then heem the cunt with a haymaker from hell.He actually hurts you -> decieve the judges by playing the crowd
>>153197488Merat is chopped everyone who hangs around that beaner cunt is a washed bum
>>153197027Imagine rolling with a bjj princess like this. I would be hard just smelling her sweat
>>153197660Teen Heartthrob Conor gets my juices flowing, ngl
ONE Friday Fights 140 Full Fight CardKongchai Chanaidonmueang vs. Thway Lin Htet (Muay Thai – strawweight)Sonrak Fairtex vs. Buakhiao Por Paoin (Muay Thai – bantamweight)Sanit Aekmuangnon vs. Isannuea ChotBangsaen (Muay Thai – flyweight)Sanpet Sor Salacheep vs. Jaradchai Maxjandee (Muay Thai – flyweight)Imam Gadzhiev vs. Rungruanglek TN Muaythai (Muay Thai – flyweight)Pepsi Sor Jaruwan vs. Petmuangdet JaTikUbon (Muay Thai – flyweight)Yara Saleh vs. Zoe Neuschwander (Muay Thai – strawweight)Antar Kacem vs. Hamza Rachid (Muay Thai – bantamweight)Viet Anh Do vs. Jean Claude Saclag (MMA – flyweight)Chen Jiayi vs. Hiroki Naruo (kickboxing – flyweight)Edilson Rodrigues vs. Retsu Sashida (kickboxing – flyweight)Chalamkaw Team Mehdi Zatout vs. Ranma (kickboxing – bantamweight)Waldi Britez vs. Kazat Alymbek Uulu (MMA – bantamweight)Henrique de Almeida Cabral vs. Koki Ichikawa (submission grappling – middleweight)
The will devour us.
THE will devour us?
bonnie blue is nursing paddy back to health
>>153197921
I'll watch ONE but i will NOT watch rizin
Fight Circus > Rizin > Streetbeefz > One > CW > UFC
>>153198003fight circus hasn't been good in years
He forgot to include k-1, k1 is so shit people forget or don't even know it exists, Schaub really buried that crap
>Patchy Mix bounced from UFC roster after winless run, joins RIZIN
>>153198003BKFC > Pride > Elite XC
>>153197106Kino, love those guys.
>>153197995AI slop
>>153198041top dawlg > bkfc
>>153198075He's moving up to FW as well, the bum is desperate kwab
ilia has lost all aura due to inability to maintain his marriage
>>153198083Crapzin is full of turds so he’ll get some wins either way
>>153198089he'll get dq'ed for timidity
>>153198060naah
is brennan shcluauarbh gay
am i gay?
I'm all ears and then imagine a cool person just made out of a bunch of ears
if i start imagining things i might imagine a world where dana white isnt a bald faggot who steals money from people while giving them brain damage
>>153198213Nah you straight as shit b
>Hyped up bums shilled by /heem/Paddle pimplesting ting steelBudaymick parkinpatchy minks
Volk the Macedonian will heem
>>153198340>Paddlespeaking of paddy i saw guru saying the story of mcgregor going to his house is made up by dan hooker, and all the mma youtube channels are reporting on it again like its news when i clearly remember them already covering the topic years agohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/EtSOJRYQiG8
>>153198370>i saw pigrustopped reading here, get real man
>>153198389its not like i actively search for his content it just came by on youtube on autoplay and i let him yap his bs
the taller fighter wins essentially 100% of the time. anyone not picking diego can't recognize patterns.
>>153198370It'd be a bit weird for Paddy as an 18 year old to shit talk goobs back at cage warriors >guru I dont understand the appeal of this guy nor why there's always a couple of schizoids around here seething about him
>>153198405Not how it worked when Big Country was around
The fatter fighter always wins, pick and compare who is more bloated, who's belly is soaring
Wat https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Jewish_Parliament
>>153198457hunto is fatter then?
choo choo motherfuckersyou cant stop this siberian express
*rapes your horse*
Nigger
alexander volkanovski is simply not a draw
Challenge volcano vs lopez
Figgy vs Moreno 4
>>153198551come on man
Just give Arman the title shot already, ducking the top guy is pathetic
>>153198783That looks tasty
Is it just me or has /heem/ been nicer to each other lately?
>>153198890That shoes maturity
Being friends with Paddy Pimblett is a veritable death sentence
Nice and flowy ye?
>Gooby's last win is alvarez>gooby vs alvarez was 11 years ago>chandler's last win was hooker>chandler vs hooker was 6 years ago
To protect Paddy, the only fight that makes sense is Dariush or Gamrot, practically every fighter in this list walks through him, even a Manuel torres would starch him
paddy vs ilia is the fight to make
Gaethje will be stripped for those brutal eye gouges, paddy v ilia
Paddy must be protected from dangerous Gatekeepers, you need someone who can't box and has no takedown defense, Paddy vs Chandler 2 is the fight to make
>>153198937cerrone?
>>153199012Aaron effing Pico bro
After getting obliterated in 2 minutes by Bahamondes and beating THE can’t snoreson we can conclude Manure Turdres is roughly as good as Bobby Queen
Oban Elliot. The United Kingdom's last hope.
Jamie Mallarky learnt all of his combinations from Batman Arkham Origins
>>153199071Yeah that Torres would give paddy a run for his money, if you don't understand why then you really don't understand MMA.
Tuivasa is already training in a sweatsuit. State of the fat mong
>>153199097Hey he may have gotten starched cold by THE Ignacio Bahamondes but at least this guy can wrestle
Jesus christ this card is fucking awful
>>153199076Lerone Murphy is getting a title shot what are you talking about b
>>153199104Bahamondes is really good, i don't understand how he is not ranked
>>153199111He has to get through GODloev first
>>153199116That's a 50/50 fight
>>153199111*Ahem*
Tuivasa seems depressed in the embedded.
>>153199114Oh my god he landed a spinning kick against THE nameless bum????
>>153199119It’s not. Murphy has what we refer to as British wrestling defence, even Aaron Poo got him down easily
>>153199012Moicano?
Sources tell me that Tom Aspinall is stable. Please God.
>>153199122he's been mentally checked out since the gane loss. i have bet against him every fight since then and make plenty of dosh
KWAB
>>153199108half of these fighters are made up
Which WMMA was patchy mix digging in?
>>153199258Tatiana Suarez
Mix is gonne be the next JP Buys. Tatiana will cuck him with Roman Dolidze
How come a lot of these wmma gals can't find a husband?
Paddy Piglett
>>153197418American sport for American audiences. The rest of you don’t matter.
>>153199324You just know Holly has finished around 100 male fighters
>>153199324girl in the middle looks like she tortured her hamster
>>153199335Can’t find a good man
Joe Rogan chopped it up with Elon Musk. Bunned a zoot, ate a pizza.
>dookie dan talking shit about paddyhooker vs gaethje would look nearly identical to pimblett vs. gaethje except dookie dan might actually get finished
>>153199108See >>153196251Aussie cards always suck. Just skip the prelims and watch the last 3 main card fights
>>153199434Garth hasn’t been a finisher for 5 years. Dookie would pull some Nate Diaz shit and lose but finish strong and claim he won
>>153199397haps only
>>153199434Hooker does better against Gaethje stylistically but there’s also a good chance he’d lose to paddy if they fight
The BSD slander stops Saturday. He’s a contender.
>ynr Joshua Can running around with his hands up because Pantoja broke an arm
>>153199493If they wins they’ll give him Arman an he gets fucked up
>volk is old>volk is CTE>volk is finished
BEASTSD making them seethe again KEKTopiglet is gonna get raped
I had a dream islam cut to flyweight to beat Pantoja. It was very realistic
>>153199324this is what peak male physicality looks like
They don't know but Keiichiro Nakamura is a killer
>>153199658nigga kill yourself
Kody Steele is a blue chip prospect. Rare BJJ nigga who got hands AND power.
I have never watched a keiichiro nakamura fight btw
Hands like Naoya Inoue, Kicks like Yuki Yoza, and Wrestling like Tatsuro Taira: the Keiichiro Nakamura story
Japs can’t fight. They should stick to crapzin
put him tim elliott
God I fucking hate third worlders, people with autism, and weebs
Banzai
>>153199493bsd fucking sucks
The Korean Mike Tyson, whatever his name is
>>153199686not nice
>>153199750The only thing I remember about bsd is the time he got his ass beat so badly in Dubai that they fired the ref during the event because he let bsd get his ass whooped so badly
>>153199770Vyacheslav Kiselev did nothing wrong
Oh my god he beat Dan Hooker, no one has EVER done that!
Guys he beat Matt Frevola he's a fucking ANIMAL
>Gaethje fighting for a title in 2026Nice “””””””””””””sport“”””””””””””” you got there chumps
He beat Renato fucking Mouca- wait he lost to Moicano
dan hooker on a two month turnaround is a +0 ranking kind of win
Surely there must be a single good fight Benoit Saint Denis has beaten
BEASTSD will become champ in 2026
>>153199830By decision right? There’s no way he could’ve got brutally beat down and mutilated by money Moicano
i don't care for BSD but I very much enjoyed the ruffy fraudcheck
>>153199830THE fraudulent doctor stoppage???.....chills
People forget man Benoit took a round off of Dustin Poirier
Just how good is Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos
sippin on gfuel that expired in 2024 and watching 80s fights in 360p at noon on a weekday this is the life
what gaethje did to tony was something else
>ACK! Tell my dog I love him!
Garth got that brit seething, ig that paddy loss is taking a toll on him
>>153199965terrible burgerworst shit ever is when the bun gets soggy and turns into mush all over your fingers. though I'm sure it doesn't matter as much after you've starved yourself for a month and you just want to shovel some junk food down
Gane.
>Number One: In 1945, corporations paid 50% of federal taxes; now they pay about 5%. Number Two: In 1900, 90% of Americans were self employed; now it's about 2%... It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals. With taxes, this can be done imperceptibly over time. Corporations are so big you don't even know who you're working for. That's terror. Terror built into the system.-Ciryl Gane
>>153200011the trend of the moment seems to be "drippy burgers" and it's horrific. why would i want to get food all down myself
>>153199224
>>153200047I saw that Applebees I think it was has some burger they just came out with. They cut it in half and put it in a literal pool of liquid cheese. What the fuck?
Ingredients (serves 2)500g beef mince (85% lean, preferably chuck or brisket mix)2 brioche buns4 slices bacon2 slices cheddar or melting cheese1 cup shredded lettuce or cabbage slaw1 small red onion, sliced thin2 tbsp burger sauce or aioliOptional: jalapeños, pickles, extra chilli mayoSeasoning for patties:1 tsp salt, ½ tsp cracked black pepper, ½ tsp smoked paprika
>>153200066Nasty lead uppercut from the deadman
You now remember Andreas Gustafsson
>>153200070not bad. 8oz pub style patties is the way to go, agreed. I'd even throw the smallest amount of some minced garlic in the butter when toasting the buns. raw red onions and slaw with jalapenos sounds fucking amazing
>>153200000broke ass reddit bitch
>>153200090Never lost to a fighter currently in the UFC
>>153200096I need thick pub patties to make a comeback. Sick of this thin as fuck smash burger nonsense
>>153200096Straight from the Cooking with Volk website b1. Prep the PattiesDivide the mince into two ~250g balls. Season each with salt, pepper, and smoked paprika. Flatten into ~2cm thick patties, no need to overwork it.2. Cook the BaconIn a hot pan, fry bacon until crispy. Remove and rest on paper towel. Keep the rendered fat for the patties.3. Sear the PattiesLeave bacon fat in pan. Add patties and sear ~3-4 mins per side on high heat for a solid crust. Add cheese slices in the last minute and cover to melt.4. Toast the BunsSplit brioche buns and toast in the same pan until golden and slightly crispy.5. Build That BurgerSpread sauce or aioli on bottom bunLayer lettuce or cabbage slaw + red onionPlace cheesy patty on topAdd crispy bacon slicesTop with jalapeños or pickles if usingCrown with the bun top
smash burgers are good and have been a thing since like the 80s. don't let social media ruin your opinion of something good. I've been making smash burgers for like ten years. I like the crispy edges and the fried outsides give it more of that maillard-y flavor. they taste different from regular ones because of it. you don't have to make them as thin as a cracker though they should still be like a quarter inch thick at least
>>153200148
>>153200148I would personally drain the bacon fat. Beef is already mad greasy, even 85/15. If I could only find 90/10 I might leave the bacon grease
>>153200168Smash burger with onions is delicious! I prefer making them to buying them though. Feels like a scam
Benoit "God of War" Saint-Denis is THE most entertaining fighter in the Lightweight division of the UFC. Prove me wrong. Hold on: you can't.He WILL be champion soon. He walks through everybody in the top ten. Only Tsarukyan would give him a run for his money, but BSD is a WARRIOR and is not afraid to get into a WAR. Tsarukyan isn't ready for that "smoke". Furthermore he eats Topuria based on sheer SIZE alone. Benoit Saint-Denis is a CHAMPION in the makings. Screencap this, mark my words and remember them very well.
>>153200066Why did taker wear MMA gloves?
>>153200169absolute beast of a promo b
>>153200187yeah I'd never order a smash burger at a restaurant. I ordered a smash burger from the actual "Smashburger" chain and it was pretty good but way overpriced. It was like $12 and that was probably 5-8 years ago. Why pay the same price for half the patty?at home where I can make 10 of them from a pound of ground though it's almost always how I cook them. Unless I'm grilling, smash burgers have no business on the grill
>>153200187proper cast iron too. what a champ
>>153200066okay, now THIS is badass
You do realize that searing beef of any kind is insanely carcinogenic? Only retards eat burgers unless you boil them
>You do realize that searing beef of any kind is insanely carcinogenic? Only retards eat burgers unless you boil them
>>153200168The problem is you get charged for a double smash burger which is really one regular patty split into two and pancaked. It’s a rip off, if you make them at home fine
>Eastern European>Has horrible taste in foodWho could guess
Slavs will tell you a burger is carcinogenic then chain smoke 40 cigarettes
>>153200240carcinogens are based
this card is way better than the last one.
Did you know that drinking alcohol can give you liver damage
>>You do realize that searing beef of any kind is insanely carcinogenic? Only retards eat burgers unless you boil them
>this card is way better than the last one.
You do realize that drinking alcohol numbers the pain right?
you do the most dangerous thing of all every single day, and it's a million times more dangerous than all the other things you do combined... and that's get ina car. the only thing more dangerous is gettting into said car and going to buy a carcinogenic seared beef patty.
Do you realise a brief numbing from the torture is rather pleasant?
>>153200294surely an epic heem, i would say
-Completely pointless rematch for the main event- 2026 Dan Hooker as the co-main-resy of the main card is heavyweight slop and mismatches-Prelims are filled with Road to UFC bums literally nobody gives a fuck aboutYep it's an Australia card
you should never boil meat in water. boiling is probably the worst way to cook meat. turn on iron chef and tell me if any of those little slanty eyed nip cookgods boil meat in any episodethere's a reason you only really find boiled meat recipes in really old cookbooks or third world countries. that's how peasants cook meat
>>153200294Tafa army we got this one!
*solves mma*
>>>You do realize that searing beef of any kind is insanely carcinogenic? Only retards eat burgers unless you boil them
>>153200321The only meat you can sear safely are chicken and fish
Even whilst on a weight cut. He continues to show levels.
>>153200321Yeah because if you have the shittest toughest cut of meat boiling will soften it up. Doing it with steak or even mince is just a waste
You could have the best card of all time and the weebs will still find a way to bitch and complain, usually something about how the ring girls are not as hot as their rizin anime mascott
>>153200340VOLK NO THE CARCINOGENS
>>153200294> literal giga heemer vs a guy who moves really slow and takes a beating via decent durability. peach of a bloodbath.
>>153200344You're not going to convince me a card with Tai Tuivasa is the best card ever
>>153200343even with tough cuts I prefer to just cook low and slow. or use it for stewing. at least simmer it in stock or broth or a sauce or something. plain ass water? you're leaching all the flavor out of the meat into the liquid and then you just have vaguely meaty water. shit is worthless
>not carcinogenmaxxing
If you don't like meaningless Heavyweight slop you're a fucking ween ok
dookie dan is getting immediately taken down off a body kick and ground n pounded for 5 straight minutes. he could win easily if bsd gasses out beating the brakes off him the entire 1st.
>>153200240ok
Yt pepo be like>Uh you can't season and grill your meats that'll give you cancer you have to extract all of the natural flavors from your food and then serve the grey unseasoned mush while throwing out the water
>>153200359good point. volk eats plenty of carcinogens on camera and he's way healthier and more successful than I am. who am I to say carcinogens aren't the key to success?On the other hand, he is bald and short...
OHHHHH PADDY THE BADDY
You can't use heckin butter think about your cholesterol!!!!
>>153200373I want to deboonk this but I can’t sadly
>>153200373blk ppl be like> no you can't just enjoy that meat like God intended and every other carnivore on earth does because it's natural... you have to wash it in diluted clorox, sprinkle taki dust on it, deep fry it in motor oil, and eat a halping meant for 3 ppl by yourself. *miraculously dies at age 50 from heart failure and colon cancer*
>>153200382honestly a good cup of broth/stock on a cold day can hit the spot. that looks like a deeper color than just hotdog water, I'm hoping it's more like a sausage broth than just hotdog water. I think you can even see some seasoning on the cup above the liquid line
>>153200389You know it's just hotdog water
>doesnt consume carcinogensfucking peat gavel
>>153200387if you don't season your food you're the nigger. sorry. civilized people have been using spices and herbs since before Africans were ever taken off their continent. it's funny to me there's a whole demographic of people who don't season their food because they think it's something only minorities do when in reality spices and herbs were exclusive to royalty for most of history
>>153200240We’re all so full of microplastics it doesn’t matter. We’re all getting cancer at some point. I’ll enjoy my steaks seared.
>>153200130Yea. i was on the smash patty wave for a bit but when working with high heat, smoke, a press, parchment, and burning the onions (oklahoma smash), i was like waterwedoin b? pub patty dressed up is the way
Cheese is just mold milk.Yuck!
>>153200412I fuckin love mold bro
>>153200402> sprinkling taki dust and garlic powder is seasoningyou've never seasoned food
>>153200410full of microplastic and breathing in all kinds of who the fuck knows what from industrial factories and sitting in traffic. if you live even relatively close to a city your air quality is fucked anyways. may as well eat the charcoals, not gonna be any worse for you
>>153200069I love cheese and I love burgers but that Applebees shit looked vile. Imagine how the 2nd half of the burger would be once it cools down
>>153200402the only people not seasoning are boomers.
>>153200130Agree. I like an inch thick patty that’s seared on the outside and pink inside.
>>153200440kawaii~
MMA?
> wypipo don't be knowin how to cook
>>153200457imagine saving this to your hard drive
>>153200455bulimia victim?
>>153200457Gay people aren't allowed to make food now
the two races with the lowest life expectancy and most unhealthy cuisine claiming to have the best food in america.
>>153200457Don’t lie this is straight out your wank bank
>>153200457Wtf lmao
>>153200455
>>153200455they should get Alton Brown on commentary for a UFC event. I bet he'd be really good
>>153200477Good food tends to not be the healthiest
>>153200457Michael Morales/Angela Hill Fusion was not what I expected. Not in inny facet.
> my colon is inflamed but at least it tastes good!
>>153200488Piggies kill themselves because they eat nothing but SLOP!
>>153200457
>>153200497Stop talking it up the arse then
everything in moderation. if a burger here and there fucks you up beyond repair you were doomed from the start g
>microplastics are le bad!!!
>>153200500Self-awareness and intelligence are closely linked to suicide
>>153200500imagine if those suicide rates were adjusted to include self-induced heart disease and colon cancer
dagestani cuisine
guys racism has no place hereheem everyone even myself no discrimination thank you
I actually don't understand why all the hate on burgers for being "unhealthy?" minced beef, some carbs, and cheese isn't bad. i understand mcdonalds processed shit is bad but a burger from scratch isn't bad at all.
paddypixies, arman just called us a brain damaged can that needs to quit fighting for six years, I don't feel so good!
Watching heembedded is making me really hate Australia and Australians
>>153200527You're right. We've taken this too far. We must be better posters.
>im-OINK!!!
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>>153200527
>>153200528the grease isn't that great for you. you're basically shallow-frying beef in its own fat. and red meat isn't that great for you in general but I don't think a burger here and there will give you colon cancer. who gives a fuck really as long as you're not fat
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>>153200515I've been trying to self-induce a heart attack for years now and keep failing
>>153200527Hoenstly? Respect
>>153200424Takis are so much more
>>153200534mmmmmmmmm badd ass meal
>>153200575how do you punch nazis with t-rex arms?
#heemisforeveryone
How do you think it feels to slowly, but surely fade out of existenceKody Steele is watching himself go extinct
Lately i've been having a braising kink. Braising some beef and pork roasts in some broths with herbs and chilis. Some wines and sauces. Sometimes in the dutch oven, sometimes in the pressurecooker. Making sandwiches or tacos. Some ragus. fucking killer heem shit.
>>153200614Kody Steele will be champion Who the fuck are you
>>153200620>Who the fuck are youAt this point? Nothing, really
>joe, you know... we never seen ANYONE do that to dan hooker!
>>153199965volk should just quit while hes ahead and open some restaurants or something. i dont mind seeing dudes like henry cejudo showing CTE symptoms but i dont wanna see em do volk like that.
Last known Kody Steel spottinghttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DTbCmcCEphn/
Only 4 technicians have submitted Dan Hooker13 people have bested him in total
>>153200015do you have that edit of ciryl shooped on that famous picture of foucault?
Volk is 37 now, he is too ol-ACK!
>>153200638Omg jiujitsu is so fucking gay you might as well suck a cock on camera
>>153200647Yeah whatever hop in my guard pussy you won't
I just realized that Jake Mathews and Jimmy Crute were different people.
>>153200651>does a frontflip onto your headI don't make the rules I just observe em
>>153200660total bruh moment :facepalm:
>>153200651Fuk u
>>153200681my favorite bryce mitchell performance was vs josh emmett
>>153200716Watching his stiff corpse seize up was like waking up on Christmas morning
Where’s picksbong >Volk >BSD>Fiziev >Tai >Salkilld
>>153200617Nigga been watching Kang Rok cook
>>153200575noooo adam dont heem me!!!!
Garth vs faggy was awful.Garth fought like pre- eddie Alvarez, just brawling and eating damage.Paddy couldn't knock out the reanimated walking corpse of Garth, like holy shit how pillow fisted can you be.Mein gott, even if Garth was just disrespecting Faggy by throwing his game plan out of the window, he still ate a ton of damage, which is going to make him even more chinny.I will give credit where its due, Garth has really mastered the art of eyepoking. Just like in his Barboza fight, Garth made a deep eyepoke without getting any point deductions
josh emmett? doo is a bum
There is actually only one fight of consequence on Saturday and it's the main eventIf Volk wins, you could skip the entire card and it would be like nothing happened
>>153200716>>153200723very disrespectful!
>>153200756consequence is a non factor in contemporary poofc anyways. none of it matters, matchmakers do what they want. i just watch for heems. prelims end up being better than main half the cards
>>153200779Correct
How’s that Charlie Kirk fella doing? Used to follow him back in the day.
>>153200799His wife had him assassinated
>>153200799Sources tell me he’s stable. Please God.
>>153200756Would love to see Tai Tuivasa flip you upside down and do an shooey out of your asshoel after he wins. Respectfully.
>>153200756>he doesn’t know about dom mar fan cazzie
>>153200813He was married to Mossad?
>>153200813>>153200815
For the 100th time Lopes is not good. Volk will touch and move and win a boring decision. Again.
>>153200617>buy cheap cut>braise>its edible nowbased
Volk might get knocked out this time around but he might not. It all depends on whether Lopez has learned how to punch.
>>153200835Yeah but what if Volk doesn't get back up this time
Sources tell me Pimblett is stable Please god
tough call, volk moves like a featherweight but lopes only needs one..
>Paddy pimblett? Maybe the p4p best grappler in MMA*gets grapplemogged by garth*
It's when a fighter is counted out, that they really show up
>>153200840And that's cookin
>>153200750If i saw that i would drop that mother fucker so quick.
>>153200878No you wouldn't. You would put your head down and walk away.
Mr Gilbert Burns
>>153200878based>>153200889cringe
Dioge Lepos
>>153200889You don't even know the damage I would do
This weeks youtube picksfags talking points >tai vs teixeiraTall man defense>salkilld vs Mullarkey Salkilld reverts to wrestling >ruffy vs Fiziev pace and range decide the fight>bsd vs hooker BSD round 2 sub >volk vs lopes Footwork and movement
I could actually see Ilia losing since he’ll want to outdo Max and he’ll be fighting with too much rage from the divorce. Could run into some nasty shots by ‘The Highlight’
>>153200750Like a cazzie, you thought paddle was legit and you are coping now by undermining Garth exposing him, this is pathetic.
>>153200898talk to the hand, playa!
>>153200911Paddy didn’t show up at all. He looked like a zombie from the first minute
>>153200927What ever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night b
WE cannot follow THEM
ONIONS IT OINT SO
>>153200934Look how much faster and twitchier he is in this fight, using a lot of feints. I don’t think he feinted once against Garth. https://youtu.be/PCJBnCVlLQ0?si=FycHpE78cx3an031
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KU3MKOxV_wdj on suicide watch
Filter heemed that little bitch
Americans are no longer allowed to wear red shorts in the UFC. Corporate says Red isn't a color associated with the land of the red white and blue. You can wear purple or black though!
>trust me bro…Diego Lopes, the BJJ specialist who exclusively brawls, will beat the best standup featherweight of all time
>>153200908BEASTpuria has the best chin in the UFC
Great despair if Volk loses but then also a little if Lopes loses. This fight should have not been made at least not this fast after the first fight.
>>153200955cuz he was scared of justin. you can see it on his face the whole fight, literal fear across his face
>>153200955paddy did look stiff against garth moment was too big for him
>>153200955Feints weren't the problemI'm not doing your homework for you, there are a million podcasts you could listen to that will tell you why Paddy is shit. Listen to Zane Simon or something idc
>>153200962>Diego Lopes, the BJJ specialist who exclusively brawlsKek, true. He could easily get lucky though, Volk is chinny as of late. Lopes respectfully, got pieced the fuck up last fight
I'm running out of olive oil
>>153200962all he needs is 1, b.
>>153200962>the BJJ specialist who exclusively brawlsthats kind of the point of BJJ innit. be good enough on the ground that no one wants to fuck with you. BJJ is fake anyway so just punch them in the face instead. i think tai chi might be better base for MMA than BJJ
>>153201016He got one last time and never came close to finishing it
>>153200973I don’t think so he always has that face when he’s fighting which I think is stupid because the opponent can read his expressions very easily >>153200975Correct take >>153200979I never thought Paddy was a world beater but you can watch his others fights and see that he wasn’t nearly as twitchy against Garth even though he is quite flat footed most of the time anyway. He just looked flat overall to me. No pop in his shots, no rhythm or intensity. Vaping caught up with him methinks combined with a harsh weight cut + ballooning outside of camp. His own fault entirely really.
ive followed them.
>>153197995can anglos ever cook something that is healthy or do they just die as their dark albionic soul gets cleansed along their cholesterol?
>>153200911Gaethje looked like total shite, like his WSOF days but slower. The fact paddy sucks only adds to that because he probably won 2 rounds
>>153200980Paddy is an Irishman m8 and an above average one at that
>>153201026you have to be a good striker too for that to worklike it worked for Anderson Silva because his striking was crazy. lopes fights like a fuckin retard
>>153201045Cholesterol is the building block of testosterone, even yanks understand this
Paddy was drowning R3 against the corpse of Tony, getting dogwalked by staph Gaethje with a belly full of brisket should come as no suprise to anyone that actually watches the fights.
>>153201045>tf>tplmao french cooking is literally>drown everything in butter
>>153201086He’s Algerian
Anyone got this uppercut elbow in slow-mo? also making webm's sucks ass
>>153201095This Lopes guy is too much of an emo faggot to be champ. Fights on pure emotions like Silva who will also never be champ. Even Strickland who is an emo faggot knows how to calm his emotions during fights which is why he was able to become champ.
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>>153201095talmbout ffmpeg b?
>>153200681he may not have shown it in the UFC but kron was a monster in japan
>>153200898Forgot>the rematch rarely goes the same as the first fight
Australia has zero champs
If you’re a pro fighter fighting based on pure emotions you’re a bum in my book. Fighters should be cold and calculated at all times and only let their emotions out for a last outburst of energy as a Samson option.
>>153201143huh? Isnt that factually the opposite of reality? I thought most rematches go the same way statistically
>>153201151I released an outburst of energy into your mom.
>>153201193was that before or after the boiled burgers
>>153201156I’m just telling you what the social media mmafag hivemind is saying
>>153201234need a lid and an ice cube.ngmi
>>153201227dem boys retarded!
>>153201234he needs to shave that shit off asap
>>153201266Iirc he said he grows the hair out because people found him too intimidating when he was bald/buzzed. The hair being goofy is partly on purpose I guess so people don't act weird around him
>>153201193Emotional response. You’ve exposed yourself here badly.
>>153201272Also because he doesn't do (as many?) steroids anymore so his hairline ain't all fucked up
women fighting is hilarious. there's been like four chicks total who were even remotely decent
HUGE title implications
joe rogan has sugar in his tank
He WILL be champion soon. He walks through everybody in the top ten. Only Tsarukyan would give him a run for his money, but BSD is a WARRIOR and is not afraid to get into a WAR. Tsarukyan isn't ready for that "smoke". Furthermore he eats Topuria based on sheer SIZE alone. Benoit Saint-Denis is a CHAMPION in the makings. Screencap this, mark my words and remember them very well.
>>153201370Actually every human has glycogen in their blood
'Cause I'm B.S.D., I'm dynamiteB.S.D., and I'll win the fightB.S.D., I'm a power loadB.S.D., watch me explode
>>153201370Better call him a taxi :(
Whoever makes new…keep it lucrative james related
New >>153198176
>>153201446lucrate my nuts, playa!
keep it blanch
>>153201345Just hang em up luque just hang em up
Pooganou is the most overrated fighter of all time
>>153201500It’s Jon’s fault for ducking him
>>153201500Just how shit is Gane then
>>153201532Jon Jones would’ve destroyed Ngannou by violently sucking his BBC till he died of a heart attack from over ejaculation
>>153201395>>153201417no, what he means is that joe rogan is a closeted homosexual. closeted means that they are either in denial or consciously pretending not to be gay because of social pressures. in joe rogans case, those social pressures are that his audience is composed of incels and young men who would be uncomfortable with the fact that he is homosexual because they themselves never resolved the possibility that they might be gay.
>>153201345dauchaus has been looking good
Word is the threadmaker got heemed by 5 point stars
Normal people are naturally disgusted by faggots
The Khamzat Chimaev Schedule (Per Khamzat Chimaev, August 2025)August 2025: Win UFC championshipOctober 2025: Defend title against Hernandez in Abu DhabiJanuary 2026: Second title defense and last fight before RamadanJune 2026: Third title defense at UFC White House card
>>153201554Gane fucked that stupid nigger up and threw the fight because he's French and he can't help it
>>153201610yeah bro super tough and epic point of view you know what i bet that SICK NASTY opinion would look fuckin bad ASS on an affliction t shirt and bro if you had a fuckin SICK NASTY like tribal armband tat that would be... yo you would be fuckin cool as FUCK dude totally rad
>>153201653they won't let him in to the US anymore
>>153201730So? Just host the white house card in saudi
>>153201753russia would be more thematically appropriate for this administration
I actually hope I get to see the day we have a Moscow card, the fans at the event would be batshit crazy
>>153201766if this white house card actually happens thats it for this country. trump might as well install a massage table on the front lawn and start bringing in epstein girls to jerk him off for the world to see. were cooked
>>153201793yeah I mean it's trashy but we're far beyond that point by now. very low class administration. fighting on the lawn doesn't even matter to me because it's just par for the course. I don't believe it'll actually happen though
>>153201793The wh card would be nothing but bangers and ari will pay for it
New >>153201866
90 more years of you trannies crying about trump
