/hoc/viously:>>153184011
>rags
3 games all starting within 30 minutes of each other. Gary needs to work on his scheduling.
your thread is shit and made by retards
>>153191807Thanks Japan!
Our Alberta Flames :)
>rags and islanders tonight Talk about a real meeting of the MIND desu.
>>153191894I've got plenty of >jlmi and >rags prepared
Gary wants you to stop talking about his replacement thanks
>>153191894The game is going to end up being exactly JLMI, unironically.
reminder raped retard is 47 years old and talks to ximself with vpns all day
I miss the old Gary
Thread off to a shite start
>>153192038Just like my every other thread
>>153192038Maybe it's a late bloomer
>>153191979all those vpns and he still got 0 birthday wishes kwarb mitch won
So islanders and >rags has meme potential?
>>153192333kwab
his silence this season is deafening
I want to be neenja
>>153192550>1 point in 22 gamesSend him back
>>153192165/hoc/ is the MacKinnon of /sp/
>>153191767Well?
>>153192550He's a plug
>>153192378>PotentialIt already IS a meme by default
>>153192849I would just stay away from the failure known as canadian teams all together
>>153192550just waiting to take panarin's spot on the first powerplay
>>153192849>Would you rather be spiritually retarded or clinically retarded
>>153191767where's the hot sauce?where's the bleu cheese?
>>153192979for some it's not really a choice sometimes you're just born canadian.
ohhhhh helllll yeahhhh
Im at the hockey gameIm at the retard store Im at the combination hockey game retard store
xrb simmerin already lmao
*sigh* so the woke mind virus has spread to hockey
Snes have a showdown tonight.
>>153192849Ever see retards? They're usually happy. So I pick right.
>>153193032>laff fan standing up in terror as based chad does a little jig
>>153192849what is the drawback for being a billionaire?
i am a retard of the soul
>>153193086i'm a retard of the heart, personally
>>153193040I'm in the hockey thread and combination mental ward
F L A M E SLAMES
>>153193077blue haired ghouls will think you lack spirituality
>>153193072Yeah I saw you just now
I'm not a retard I'm cool as hell plus my mom told me I'm the most handsome boy in town so suck on that pal
>>153193120Haha, enjoy your depression.
>>153193137Did you really just get upset because someone on the internet made a comment? or is it because you haven't won a Stanley Cup since 1993? pick your poison
lego gameboy was fun, it'll look cool on the shelf
* flips you off *
>>153191839this meme is appropriate because the Scots Greys got destroyed at Waterloohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6i3PndMXEE
>>153193119I think you're mistaking what I mean. The "Vancouver fan" part is what makes you a spiritual retard.
>>153193183>Arguing with a retardLmao.
>>153193235I'm allowed to speak with canadians despite their disabilities
>>153193258>go to the one board out 50 with leafs posting on it>why do i have to talk to leafsso you are the clinical retard then
>>153193281Nah my team won a Stanley Cup recently
>>153193286my panthers won last year. wdym, clinical retard?
>>153193297It's fun to watch you people turn tail
I like canadians and canadian posters
the lads want to play magic tonight
>>153193424based, pull out a manaless dredge deck and dab on those fuckers
>>153193424Do it
what is with all these light schedule days? werent they supposed to be playing a compressed schedule or something?
>>153193321ive hated the soilers longer than you have posted on this board, retard.
>Artemi Panarin will not be in #NYR lineup tonight for roster management purposes. He is not expected to suit up in any more games for the team prior to the Olympic roster freeze.Rags fans about to learn just how shit their offence actually is. I'm sure Rempe will pick up the pace.
>>153193502Thats sad since they are your only hope to win a cup
lane laine back will solve all our problems
>>153193548not so fast!
>>153193677
>>153193706mitch won, no milly.
My penguins (:
>>153193677Terrible omen to fire a goalie coach. Doomed.
>>153193717your penguins resurgence has really bummed me out
>>153193677Wasn't Dobes suppose to save your franchise but instead he's just ass?
>>153193740>Wasn't Dobes suppose to save your franchiselol no wtf are you talking about>he's asshe's 16-5-3 he's no Carey Price he's a rookie
>>153193740doběs (a known european) is a bit too emotional and the habs nurture itneeds a corey perry to straighten him up
so who won the Panarin sweepstakes?
Fowler is (hopefully) the goalie of the future in the organization's eyes
hey, guys! i'm a newcomer from punjab. i'm trying to learn more about hockey. which team has won the most championships?
why doesnt shannon go to games anymore?
>>153193820Are all habs fans really immigrants?
>>153193040
hasbs seem to be planning the parade already, taking over where laffs dropped off
>>153193807lol
>>153193839Didn’t his “wife” almost die a few months ago?
Gonna miss Arty so fucking much you /hoc/frens have no fucking clue. This Earth is so fake and gay holy fuck.
>>153193935yvonne is a man?
>>153193846my ancestors have been here since 1773
marty the one man nazi party "hh" necas throwing it up white boy style for mack dogg
>>153193977means your ancestral mother was a whore, which is neat. Your ancestral father was probably a land working serf, also neat. (these are literally the best options as the other options are worse)
I'm a heritage-islander
>>153194060true only plebs and retards had to come to the new land
>>153194060True my ancestors were polish
>>153194060yup. i'm a norse-gael. meaning, viking men raping gaelic women.
My ancestors were german jews
>>153194149Interns OUT
>>153194149gary's online! :)
some people call me the space cowboy
>>153194164you're gonna carry that weight
>>153194060>your ancestral mother was a whoreshe was a rape victim, incel
>>153194158the game is about to start and I have some special posts prepared
>>153194058hide this pic from Gary.
>>153194181Would you mind just dropping the puck instead
what game we watchin?
>>153194208Yes
>>153194208my avies vs sens :)
>>153194208Icelels & RangieTendies
need huggy
>>153194252score a goal and you get your own group hug
I've never been to New York City, but I've recommended it to two people, and they both went and had a lovely time the end
>>153194275come visit me in new york. we can have pidser together
>>153194208I'm gonna watch and hope the Sens can beat the Avs, but but I know that's not gonna happen.
RAGS SCAAAARRRRRR
>>153194284What if I recommend your pidser to another person and they visit instead? I seem to have a theme going here, and I hate to ruin a streak >also, terribly agoraphobic
>>153194271then I'll have to score on saturday to earn that huggy :)
300 bucks a year I pay for TSN, Sportsnet and Garys centre ice package and not one of them is rags/islanders. Im pissed.
my avies :)
i will not visit nyc because im boycotting american products
>>153194290avs have averaged six goals per game against the sens the last few seasons
>>153194333checked and cucked
>>153194333checked and also Fuck Garyvision >gary needs an ophthalmologist, stat
@grok can you win a hockey game without your three best players and with zero shots on goal
My dad asked me about heated rivalry...
Rag fans voted for Mamdami, it’s true folks. SAD! Islanders are real patriots.
>>153194333Gary has this weird love/hate with not only the Rangers but the Islanders & Devils. Those 3 teams are Gary's jew nightmares. Probably because he's fucking lazy now.
STORMIN THROUGH THE PARTY LIKE MY NAME WAS EL NINO
that was very politethe guy was probably canadian
>>153194380>there are not ranger fans on LI>not at all>this is true because I said so just now
>>153194377say its about romance
>>153194175much like trb
>>153194408WHEN I'M HANGIN' OUT, DRINKIN' IN THE BACK OF AN EL CAMINO
>>153194377So you both came out of the closet right then and there? That's beautiful
shut the fuck up trb
is jen on ozempic?
devils lost the trade...
>RAGS
JT Miller is so shit. It's hilarious they are bringing him to the olympics.
>>153194492>>153194487>>153194482It's the former Ranger killer, Palat. Always liked him. He should've played with Chytil at one point to reverse the jinx.
>>153194493why is that bum going to milan but caufield and robertson are staying home? he should be vacationing in maui instead
>>153194504>>153194493That's how it works in the NHL you retarded gen aspie faggot
BOOOOOOOOOOO
>I always like this guy my islanders just traded for. Conversely, I've always hated the guy we traded away.That's so Stephen.
wtf I thought they only spoke French in Montreal, why is Ottawa doing it as well?
>the city of New York City
>the city of Philthy
>rags>rags
>>153194500Is CTE a jinx?
>>153194528ottawa is the only bilingual city in the countryout of the million and a half people in the ottawa region 40% use french
>>153194434>>153194444You people been obsessed with this twitter guy because what, he retweeted an anime mug? Oh yeah, that totally justifies this.
And now the nhl centre ice is showing atlanta hawks vs boston celtics what the god damn fuck is going on
>>153194549
this opera looking dude has a good voice in Ottawa
>>153194416Rag fans in Long Island are either gutless or New Yorkers that should go back
>>153193974She looks like one
>>153194560Cope. You people have been letting a guy live rent free in your head because you dumb fucks thought that rat he posted was his.
JLMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8
>>153194582
can someone post butchie the dog?
>scoreless draw in Ottawa
go assves go
Was butch goring related to the nazi war criminal
With the #NYR committed to holding Artemi Panarin out of their lineup until the Feb. 4 Olympic roster freeze, sources say the pending UFA is seeking a contract extension as part of signing off on any trade.
>a most dangerous draw, indeed
>>153194631Well Butch is short for The Butcher of Belzec
>>153194631Retard
>>153194673here's your (you)
>>153194673>Good guys>DallassI still can't figure out whose the bigger fraud team lately Vegass or Dallass
>>153194673no sunbelt team is a protagonist
TAKE YOUR PICK!!!!!!!!>How many games (?/3) will end in Gary Time?
>>153194716
>>153194716Not the Avs and Sens. Avs are gonna show Vegass how not to lose 1-7 to a team that isn't even very good.
>>153194716I reckon all 3.
>>15319471667
>>1531947161
>>153194699what year you living in brudda?
>>153194739GOOD ONE SAR
The particle physicist in me says you're all right and equally incorrect
What happened to Landeskog?
>>153194733nice integers>I also chose this man's wife
>>153194776soft pusy broke again
>>153194776peaked as a first liner winger for like two seasons. now he's back to being a middle 6er but has no bomes.
>>153194776swedish machine always breaks
>>153194796TBG! TBG!
>>153194776hit a rough patch of ice a few weeks back and hit his ribs on the net, prob recovering from a broken rib.
Among the teams that have been linked to Panarin in recent weeks: Colorado, Carolina, Dallas, LA, Washington, Minnesota, Anaheim, Detroit, FloridaSo where does he end up?
>>153194875Winnipeg
>>153194875My Islanders
>>153194875prison fc
>>153194875If he wants a new contract then it would be whoever has the money, Colorado won't have any for him when they have to sign Makar next season even with the cap increase.
>>153194875I can see him doing big things for the Panthers in the playoffs.
>>153194544very much so anon
>>153194896uncool
Well, at least the Sens have been able to stop the Avs from getting goals.
>>153194875>>153194904You guys have to factor the Gary script into all this.
>>153194943Gary is willing to change direction on any script without notice for whatever reason>and also, the 3peat is still happening
>>153194875>coloradoneeds a 3c and 2ld before anything else>carolinadoesn't ever get their man>dallasno money>LAno money>minnesotawhy would a russian ever want to move to minnesota>floridaprobably at the top of panarin's list but i don't know how they make the cap work>washington, anaheim, detroitidk
My god Rempe is fucking useless.
Nugent-Hopkins - Celebrini - StankovenMinten - Bedard - ReinhartBenn - Barzal - SourdifBenson - Kindel - KaneToews - TheodoreRielly - BahlByram - FabbroHillJarry
>>153194979aint playing your reddit game kid
>>153194959Of course, he flipped the script on the Rangers, Islanders, and Devils all within the span of 4 years and those teams were supposed to be his master plan for a new NHL golden age.
how come mackinnion never really became a face of the league like crosby, mcgaykid, or matthews
>>153194875>>153194906this>>153194973as i said two weeks ago: NYR and panarin wlil mutually terminate the remainder of his contract and Panarin will sign a league minimum contract, which would be pro-rated to ~$4m cap hit if he signs just before the TDL.Cats can fit that.
>>153195038>>153195038>NYR and panarin wlil mutually terminate the remainder of his contract and Panarin will sign a league minimum contractactual fucking retard.
>rags take 2 penalties on the same sequence>matt rempe decides to take a 3rd on after the whistle
>>153195025McMeme is only the face of the league in Canadia. The League doesn't have a face of the league right now because none of the top 5 players in the league play for an Eastern Conference American team.
>>153195025can't call a first overall pick a "late bloomer" but he had a weird career, took him a while to even better than matt duchene (who?). Plus I think all the Western US teams are more or less enemy NPCs to the hockey media
>>153195055based tankGodz
Anyone who calls any sport scripted is just some ass blasted fag who is mad their team isn't winning.
>>153195054Panarin only has like $500k remaining on his contract right now due to signing bonuses and salary structure. He'd be giving up no money to terminate. And Drury and the Rangers have already publicly signaled that they want Panarin gone and they don't care where he goes. Unfortunately for them, you can no longer double retain on contracts, so Panarin's next team would need to have ~$6m available in cap space.There is no team that- can make that salary work- would trade assets for panarin- panarin would waive forSo they'll terminate at the TDL and he'll sign somewhere else. There is precedent for this.
My hurricanes could easily buttblast both the blue jackets and the flyers
>>153195116trvth nvke
>rags again
smokin that good branson
>>153195098>t. script writer
>r>a>g>s
I don't want hockey much and that's going to change this year, but I'm watching to teams play right now with the initials "NYR" and "NYI". I don't think the "NYR" team is very good.
>>153195134
>>153195141JLMI
>>153195142>>153194836
My hurricanes could defeat both the islanders and the >rags
>playing Ace Frehley solo music at Bluejackets gamebased af
Wow the rags tendie is a retard
>>153195107>that they want Panarin gone and they don't care where he goes.Not true in the slightest you fucking slimy juden rat. You have no memory of how Drury or the Rangers do business because you're a gen aspie retard.
>>153195195p sure he's only here because the khl didn't want him
>>1531951954th stringer for tank purposes
>>153195196>Not true in the slightest you fucking slimy juden rat.AH HE BUBBALINWhen's the last time a GM came out and publicly said (unprovoked) "we're not offering this nigga a contract, and we'll do it what it takes to trade him where he's willing to go."
>>153195216When's the last time an ELITE winger on pace for 90 fucking points had his contract terminated and he became a UFA mid-season? Go on faggot.
>>153195196he's a fucking retarded sunbelt bandwagon hockey fan, he thinks the sport works like the NBA does where players force trades to wherever they want at any time and teams buy out players every other day. He doesn't get it and never will.
my avies :(
Wtf, Sens are in the lead?
>it was the best of rags>it was the worst of rags
>>153195227>>153195216>niggaAlright I'm out of here. I remember when /sp/ wasn't filled with jiggaboos and wiggers bros
>>153195234Avs can't get anything going. Sens hemmed them in.
>>153195237pussy
Sullivan and the rags are working well
>>153195237stay, we need actual rags fans
>necas ded
I think it’s time Gary stepped in personally to do something about this New York Rangers organization
>>153195253please do not post xenomorphs here
>>153195290I kinda wish someone with Ps skills would make /hoc/ a true to form Xenomessier > sounded bad ass, and it was the thing I thought when I saw the original image
>>153195288No fuck them maybe fucking don't suck
>>153191874
>>153195253>>153195311Stop being raped
>>1531952231) 90 point, purely offensive winger isn't elite in the current year+112) when's the last time a team>had six dudes wearing the A at once>threatened to put their captain on waivers if he didn't waive his NTC>had a lockerroom mutiny against the coach and GM>announced a rebuild with like 7 players who still have 5+ years under contract>named a dude captain a week after trading for him when that dude was just kicked off his team for being a dick
>>153195227i am the health care grifter. it cannot even be quantified how many times i've been right.
>>153195353hey remember that time you tried to be a /hoc/ celebrity and instead everyone just bullied so hard you were labeled a rape victim
Avs with 5 shots halfway through the game, straight booty
SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
shannon had cataract surgery today, reddit told me
>son of scarrrpstiong
>>153194875Carolina
>>153195387It's another one of those away games where they don't give a fuck.And Bednar sabotaging the 1st line with Olofsson (probably trying to increase his trade value) isn't helping.
>>153195401well, please sign shannon's card for /hoc/, lad >tell his lady friend we're pulling for him
>>153195429raped retard
snes, tell me about this gabriel pizza place.. is it good?
based Parker Kelly picking up the slop!
my avies! :)kelly!
>most dangerous draw in Ottawa
assv
my avies :((
hold on nu-diques
>>153195440Yeah, its expensive but they use excellent cheese and a lot of it.
>>153195401now that he is blind gary should hire him as a reffie
trb has never explained his support and admiration of sean higgins, the killer of johnny and matthew gaudreau
>>153195495>>153195507explain yourself raped retard >>153195493
>>153195429>>153195453>>153195495>>153195507Raped
SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
>TBG could not be reached for comment
>>153195507thoughts on the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud and mitch?
aight this thread is killed. Cya.
Sergei BobrovskyMatthew TkachukBrad MarchandSeth JonesClaude GirouxOliver Ekman-LarssonJoe ThorntonEric StaalMarc StaalKyle OkposoVladimir TarasenkoNikita GusevDmitry KulikovMaxim MaminAnd Artemi Panarin shall be next.
>>153195539i'll maxim your fuckin' mamin
>size 39 pants are normal for a humanmore like the blimp guy
Damn, just when I thought the game would be tied, the Sens get a goal less than 30 seconds later.
Also, what set off the schizo this time?
>>153195581trb spamming the same off topic gifs for the millionth time probably
>that's how roughriders roll
Sometimes I forget how bad these Altitude commentators are, holy fuck.
>>153195588You're not going to stop him from doing his routine. Why bother?
>>153195613idk, that's something only the schizo can answer
>>153195613>>153195621Is the guy spamming trb really the drunkin' Quebec fag on an VPN pr this some other fag?
You guys know that spamming and off topic posting can be flagged right? Be the change you want to see in the world.
>>153195672snitching to jannies, icant
>>153195650drunken qc herei only scarposti dont shitposti never use r*tard,b*d,x,mitch, *aped words
>>153195686Gary Jockey!!!
Utter dogshit games tonight. Hate when Gary does this to us.
You know this is all just for fun, right, lads??>let us frolic in the evening ice hockey
>>153195598Raped
>>153195711if it's just for fun, give it back
my avies :(((
>the city of Colorado
>Assvs
SEEEEEEENS!
SCOOOORRRRR
>>153195711its only fun when you aren't here
uh oh, Ontario >
big Val getting a goal!
my avies!! :))nichushkin!
SCAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>153195767thoughts on being raped by bud?
>>153194875My wingies
>>153191930You were correct anon congrats
I like how Canadian markets are all secretly bros when it matters most. The year after Johnny betrayed the Flames both the Oilers fans AND Canucks fans booed him on his return to those cities. Likewise Ottawa fans and Canadiens fans booed Marner on his return. Speaks about the hidden broships leafs have for one another even though outwards they all like to shit talk eachother.
that a monster like sean higgins has a friend in this world... it makes you shake your damn head and sigh with disappointment
shut up you idiot
lower your tone
>>153194875WE WANT NADEAUWE WANT NADEAUWE WANT NADEAU
advice for trb: look meredith in the eyes next time you defend sean higgins
>>153195857>player makes the right decision>irrelevant third party booes himholy mother of gay
just got home how are the games toknight bro's
>>153195857Or maybe because, being one of the face of Calgary/Toronto, it does not stop fans from associating them with that city that opposing teams still hates.
>>153195888He signed with the worst team in hockey because he didn't care about winningRIP Johnny
>>153195891why are you home so late on a weeknight? what does your mother or gf/fiance/wife say??
>>153195911cope sergio doesn't use any of those titles
>>153195906Buffalo and Ottawa were worse off and had worse reputation when Gaudreau left.
SCORRRRRR FLYERS TIE 3-3, HAT TRICK FOR KONECKNY!!
>>153195911went out with some friends for some beers and visited my dad tranny, sorry you don't have one
>a hatty and 1 Gary Time perhaps Who said 1 Gary Time? Wish we had a raffle prize to give you, honestly
*dabs*
>>153195891>ragsgot what they deservedsnes nu-diques pretty nice gamesnes defence is pretty good avs have only 14 shots in almost 3 periodsphilty jankets i dont watch metro
>>153195931yeah, my dad died when i was 24. dick.
>making fun of an orphan
>>153195921cope sergio is at home playing ff16
Cool whip
Double empty netters!
>4vs
>>153195992sorry to hear that my mom has also passed :(
>3 games>NO Gary Timefor shame, Gary... shameful >the magnets WEREN'T working tonight
>>153195740>>153195759>>153195767>>153195956>>153196004>>153196020Raped nigger
>>153195924Buffalo and Ottawa have made multiple conference finals in the cap era
>rape the sens at home>forget how to rape them at their home?
>bottom of the East>dummy the top Pacific team and the top NHL team back-to-backWhy are my Sensies like this?
avs are so washedafter the gaylympics they'll be ded
my avsies checked out three weeks early for the olympic break
>>153195992jlmd
MacKinnon is just remembering that he's only Sakic/Yzerman tier
>scoreless in Henderson, NV
softpussys letting in 2 empty netters heh
cope the sens are elite they btfo my knighties too
Rangers should get demoted to the AHL It's only fair
>5-2>5-2>5-3thanks columbus/flyers
Is this the beginning of a winning streak for the Sens?
>>153196059we demote them and promote the Hartford Wolfpack
>>153196068bud demoted you from tbg to trb
>>153196017i'm sorry, friend. :(>>153196004this reminds me of a story about my grandfather and his brother. after both of their parents were dead, the younger brother said to my grandfather, "I'm an orphan."They were both in their 60s and he himself was already a grandfather.
>>153195337<3
>>153196064yah ecf bound
>scoreless draw in Ontario, California
This nigger became the the best d man in the league outta nowhere and it's not even close wtf
Who taught the flamestards how to get past the captcha?
>>153196084ontario is in canada dumbfuck
When will the avs break the +30 barrier?
>>153196086provorov was better
>>153196089NoIt's a suburb in LA
>>153196051>>153196084Get a job
>>153196086And he's going to lose the Norris because the NHL media still wants everyone to believe Hughes and Makar are better.
>>153196097Only cause he hates fag
>>153196086out of nowhere? he's been good for years.
why did the avs pick landeskog over rantanen again?
>>153196121ranktanen is a bum
>>153196121rantameme actually boarded bednar during a morning skate then elbowed mackinnon in the head but no one reported on ithis actions in dallas aren't surprising for someone in the know
>>153196121you're drooling on yourself
>>153196119and he has a cute dog :3
hockey rankings:1) British Columbia2) New England3) Alberta4) Ontario5) New York6) Minnesota7) Michigan8) Saskatchewan9) Quebec10) Manitoba11) The Maritimes
>>153191767I really like the prediction markets Winter Olympics, Norway say 1000$ make 340 then try long shot China PR 100 to make 2000. China might go beast mode you never know and Norway almost always wins but they get nice odds so you can still make money. Money is just for example do not really risk 1 grand.
>>153196140shut your black ass mouth mon chéri
>>153196140where does finland fit into this
>>153196142This is what spittin chiclets sounds like to me
>>153196142>hecking gamble goys
>>153196147>Killorn 1C>Blais first line>Lafreniere 4C
>>1531961504.5
>>153195440No, they put the toppings under the cheese which is retarded
>>153196147if there was a brier style tournament i dont even think this team would beat saskatchewan
>>153196147i hope we get an all-black hockey team one day. for the lulz
>les All-Blacks du Québec
>>153196183haïti national dek hockey team is mostly canadian (quebeckers)
>>153196147Didn't Fleury retire?
>>153196212yeah picture was for the 4naysh tourney
>>153196140what about Nevada ??
>>153196217
