Bruins vs Penguins EditionLet's goooooo>>153197504
>>153203313
>>153207878Incredible the way it tells the story of every Canadian. Do you feel your story is told in the jersey Anon?
bros i did not remember how hard banjo kazooie could get. 100% rusty bucket bay was a huge pita jlmi
oops am retard, posted in the old thread. spirit temple soon then finishing the game. might play majora's mask next, i've only played it once 25 years ago.>>153207891maybe i'll run this back, i like a good collectathon
>>153207878you can tell that mcdavid thinks it's rather gaudy
>>153207898definitely recommended. playing mm sounds like a good idea too, maybe after bk. i wanted to play mm as a kid but my dad didn't wanna get it for whatever reason
gary looks dead inside
>>153207935he's just tired of everybody's shit that he has to put up with all the time
>>153207935why don't you try running a hockey league and a holy war at the same time before running your mouth
>>153207980kek
>>153207935he is
>>153207878>rogersquite possibly the most jewish goy- run corporation on the planet
>McDavid 94pts>Celebrini 79ptsthat was quick
See? Gary is literally magical and has innate elemental power
>>153208088Why does /hoc/ doubt him?
>>153208068nxt outdrew trannymite again kek
Our Gary, Who art in New Haven, Hallowed be Thy Name. Thy Expansion come. Thy Will be done, on /hoc/ as it is in Toronto.Give us this day our daily puck. And forgive us our penalties, as we forgive those who penalize against us. And lead us not into a canadian cup, but deliver us from McDavid. Amen.
>>153208130
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray to Gary my money to keepIf I should become a Flames fan before I wake I pray to Gary my foreskin to takeGary bless the reffies and sunbelt teams, Bedard, Celebrini, and Hockey Mommy, all the California teams, all the Mountain teams, and help me to be a good goy. Amen.
>>153208130inshallah sunbelt scams and high-interest loans
>>153208130>>153208195
Hail, Gary, full of grace,the Puck is with thee.Blessed art thou amongst goaliesand blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Shootouts.Holy Gary, Daddy of /hoc/,pray for us goyim,now and at the hour of our Overtime. Amen.
I'd look at tomorrow's schedule before sacrificing at the alter of Gary.
>>153208231my knighties suck at overtime and shoot outs :)
>>153208255A day of rest is according to the Will of Gary. Elliot 62:5 “Yes, my soul, find rest in Gary: my hockey comes from him.”
Another ritual humilliation for copey like usual. My Stars going for a .500+ record in this brutal month.
>>153208285your dogshit team allowed 3 unanswered goals in the third and took adin hill to a shootout KWAB
>>153208293>the entire league is beating records for overtimes
>>153208310cope we haven't beaten the record yet, just on pace.
>>153208285>>153208293
>n-no my no income tax sunbelt team is better than yours!!Grim
>>153208355no milly
>>153208355No westphalia
roy i pushed out took a good 10 consecutive seconds, it coiled around the bowl a few times
@grok what flavor protein powder does mcdavid use
what the fuck is this shit
>>153208870gary served up some extra special shit on date night
>>153208888
>>153208870My Stars need to rest.
>>153208908
You now remember the Ilya Solovyov for Valtteri Puustinen trade that ruined Colorado's locker room dynamics and sank their season.That's a lesson for you kids: One trade too much can destroy everything.
>>153205298Our dabres! :D
Aves got spanked by the Habs last night kek
>>153207935>Salt Lake CityCould be Altitude sickness.
>>153209265lmao fraudalanche are going to make as far as the mild, at least dallass will make it to the second round
Everyone is hating on the Stars v Knights stadium series but I think it’s a good matchup.
>>153209361you and every other mexican they are pandering to
Is PDO (Shooting% + Save%) stat a joke? It supposes to measure team’s luck but I dont know, a good team is always going to have a high PDO.https://www.hockey-reference.com/leagues/NHL_2026.html#stats_adv
>>153209361shut up, gary
>>153209361>My Stars winning in my based Cowboys stadium.
>my
My Oilers should play empty net every game
>>153209490The hell happened to your leaf
I’ve been very busy with life lately can anyone sum up how the Skinner/Jarry trade has been working out?
>>153209500new flag of alberta
>>153209500it got tariffed
>>153209547Kwab
>>153209544Cant wait for it to happen ( it wont happen :( )
>>153209361I thought wongs/teds was pretty good last year. Too bad it killed the trajectory of both teams last season.
>>153208959>>153209173Same face>>153208710He's a titty milk kind of guy
>>153209413It's useful for spotting frauds like the 2023-24 Canucks
>>153209773I read about some drama where the Empty Netters podcast were supposed to have the Heated Rivalry actors on and then their texts leaked shitting all over the show.
>>153209773He looks like a lovechild between Keanu Reeves and Paul Kariya
oh hell yeah
>>153209515good for both teams
Not only does Colorado suck at scoring on the PP, they lead the league in shorthanded goals against. They are dead last in net PP% ((PP goals - SH goals against)/ PP opportunities)
she was dead last on my pp
I just think Colorado is overhyped and overrated and from a narrative standpoint they aren’t winning the cup this year.
Who was the KWABite of the Night?>asssv getting raped in their nodicks jerseys by the habs>panties losing with 7 seconds left>rags going 0-4-0 against the islels>dead things losing a shootout to an injured goalie that couldn't move>shorks blowing a 3-0 lead in the third period>ducks getting shutout by hongcouver's 3rd stringer
>1 shit game tonight
>>153210221its gotta be the >ragsbut they are all spectacular kwabs
>>153210221>rags
>>153210314and smackdown is on early todayi don't know what im going to do
>>153210350go to a bar and get laid
>>153210221dont forget the >laffs being dogshit in another must win game
>>153210359and get cooties? no thx
>>153210387we could cuddle instead then fren
>Next morning>Steve Dangle still hasn't uploaded last night's LFRUh...bros?
>>153210457get a load of this retard laffer
>>153208068Kucherov will get more points than them
i was dumping roy then i felt the urge to throw up and i threw up on the Roy
>>153210645what is this a photo for australians
>>153210457He's dangling
I'll allow it.
Humiliation Ritual
>>153210387you'll turn out like crosby - childless and alone
>>153210840the destiny of the true nova scotian man
s o o n
>>153210861hopefully marchand and mackinnon pick up the slack and reproduce
>>153210876they are both fags too
>>153210906what's up with nova scotians?
>let's check the schedule to see what's on tap>Jackets v Hawksxbox 360 out the door, no thanks
>>153210916wdym?
>>153210815The competition is hard but the NHL is the most gayest league in USA.
>>153209822
>>153210945his sister's cute tho
>>153209773This Carney guy used to run the Bank of England and the Bank of Canada. Now he is prime minister
>>153210916idk ontario women love to relocate to halifax
rumble tomorrow bro's
>>153211025#30
>>153211025Chris Jericho is going to be there and maybe Fandango
FAN-DAAN-GO
for me it was when fandango was the shawn of the gay cops
cute
Wrestlefags OUT
>>153211118aww <3
>>153211122*rko's you outta nowhere*
>>153211118Very cute they picked the right arena to visit too it's the best in North America I was there in 2006 bought some team Canada gear since I don't like the Habs it's memories like that I'm trying to never take for granite
>>153211122*throws you over the top rope and ruins your dream of headlining WrestleMania*
>>153211034
>>153211034kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK1Dro5pr_0
My penguins (:
Good morning Fire Nation
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
Good morning, /hoc/.>ded wongs
I really hope MY San Jose Sharkies :) don't actually go for Panarin
>>153211236way too early for a rental
>>153211210we dont call ourselves that stop being cringe
Weegar is basically just Huberdeau on D at this point. Both players have essentially no confidence in their play at the moment, though Huby had a nice pass on Frost's goal.If we could trade Weegar for a decent return and keep Whitecloud instead of the reverse, I'd be on board with that.
>>153211235>Calling wings bad>When they've been consistently doing well this yearYou need to get with the times boomer. The Red Wings aren't bad anymore.
ONE GAME, I DON'T KNOW WHYI BOUGHT A STREAMING PASS WITH NO GAMES TO WATCH
>>153211361But everything changed when the fire nation attacked...
>>153211236Panarin is coming to >my laffs and is the final piece for >our Cup.
My next game in my nhl 07 run is against the Flames
>>153211394>barely making the playoffs is doing well LMAO
>>153211346It's even worse, Panarin sounds like he doesn't want to be a rental, he wants long term. There's zero point for a team like SJ to pick up a mid 30s winger and lock him up until he's 40 especially when he's going to be eating up like 13-15m of cap.
>>1532114501967
>>153211444Congrats on the win
>>153211458>laffs
I want a '99 Cup rematch Gary, just the Sabres win this time, thanks.
My Oilies finally won 3 in a row, they aren't losing a game again for the rest of the season, and the post season!
>>153211450>BarelyThey're in 2nd place in the Atlantic division and 3rd in the eastern conference, you mouth breathing tard.
>>153211474they are 3 points up and only win the tie breaker against the hasbeensalso making the playoffs isnt an achievement lmao
>only one game tonight>it's shitGuess I gotta go out and have sex then. Fuck you Gary.
>Cal-garyhmm
Less than 1 in 3,000 chance mathematically of the Leafs not winning since 1967 .. bottom line Bettman has managed league hard for this result to occur .. when he came into league his primary mission was to grow game in US because Canada was a saturated market and he wanted a major US TV deal which required regional US markets .. if you look at it from a business perspective that is exactly what he has done .. every major decision has been made to build game in US .. da thinking was, and likely still is, Canadians will go to and watch hockey until they die as it is a cultural religion here .. but what I see occurring now is the next generation, kids in their 20/30s now, are not buying tickets to games and/or watching consistently anymore (even hockey players) .. and due to 1M+ immigration of folks largely from India into GTA for past 10 years many folks don't care about Leafs as their nation .. there is a good chance da golden goose (or Ballard's cash box) of da NHL will decline substantially in next 5-10 years as 60 year olds+ can't get to games anymore .. da primary loser will be Ed rogers although he won't figure it out until its too late .. as right now with leafs in playoffs every year for a long time his TV numbers look good .. but this playoffs he will start to learn when leafs are not there and TO moves hard to Blue Jays
>>153211488>1488
>>153211507tl:dr>laffs
>>153211482>Um...they're 3 points upOk. They're still doing better then the other 5 Canadian teams.
>>153211524and? how is that a measure of success???
>>153211488Don't forget to buy a jersey
Do you think anyone ever called Gary “Gary Buttman” growing up?
>>153211482>laffs
>>153211572>laffs
>>153211538It isn't. But it's clear you're upset about their success because of where you're from.
>>153211473If Knights again then they'll lose that one (or 2) guaranteed.And then 4-0 them in play offs.
>>153211573> ...are dogshit whose fans are delusional retards
>>153211593what success??? lmao
>>153211596>laffs
>>153211567He probably made money trading baseball cards and gave money to the bullies for protection, effectively being the capo of his own crew by the age of 12
>>153211612No, you gotta repeat it all, Samir.
>>153211605Are you retarded? You're gonna act like their whole season mean anything because they lost in overtime yesterday?
She's got a smile that it seems to me
>>153211623the ded wongs are dogshit whose fans are delusional retardsalso >laffsps: im white
Samir having xher latest melty kwab.
>>153211633they havent done anything lol why do i have to celebrate a team that is barely making the playoffswhen they win a cup ill give them propsuntil then no success is seen
trb and omar cant handle that the ded wongs are not successful
>>153211648Just like your laffs kwasb
Mitch bros...
>>153211658except im not a laffer>laffs
>>153211567More like fairy buttman
>*notices that it's the middle of the work day in north america during the current schizo posting*
>>153211648Oh, so now a team winning a cup is the only thing that matters. How convenient.
>>153211679its the only thing that has ever mattered you fucking retard
>>153211425nigger i have no idea what you are alluding to stop being cringe or go cheer for utah
>>153211676I'm out with a season-ending burrito injury
>>153211507those stat models dont work btw because winning and losing isnt random
>>153205298I want the Sabres to go all the way and win a Cup this year.It'd be the ultimate way to spit on the Bills for constantly fucking up.
>>153211623SAMIR MENTIONED
>>153211685Oh really? Then why is it that I see other Canadians brong the other awards whenever US posters brag about winning the cup?
>>153211712what does that have to do with me
> except im not a lafferSamir running from laffs now kwasb.
>>153211724never been a laffer retardyou need me to be a laffer to cope
Samir melty ongoing kek what a stench bitch
Can we ban these people already
samir doesnt exist
>>153211665he's at the win centre kickin it with burrito
>>153211676i delegate work to my staff and then shitpost here, try being successful
>>153211724Wtf is Samir?
>>153211774a pakistani living in toronto who loses to dominick
>>153211774his imaginary friend that he uses as a punching bag
>>153211778And you know that he's a Paki because?
dominick is a child molester
>>153211794i know a lot of things
>>153211794...the stench.
Wow
>>153211828>Dosen't awnser the questionWhy the fuck do I need to learn about these fucking people you faggots keep spamming about?I just want to talk about hockey, but it feels like you people are more interested in your twitter fags then the actual sport some days.
Yeah these threads are just becoming worse by the day. See you guys, I'll be on Reddit from now on.
>>153211853I post about hockey during games when games arent on i bully retards like samir and no milly dilly and randy
>>153211862youre a complete schizo
>>153211870cope tranny
>>153211878im a white cis male
>>153211853Try not being such a newfag then
>>153211860Ok. See you tomorrow, faggot.>>153211862You still haven't really explained who Samir really is other than he's a Paki.And don't fucking tell me to lurk more, because none of you are good at explaining shit. It's like you people exspect every newfag to immediately know who these people are, then get mad when they ask.
>>153211862>no milly dillyThis is my first day on /hoc/ in over a month ya feckin eejit. Glad to know you’ve been thinking about me as much as I havent been thinking about you.
>>153211665damn the streets of Canada must be rough, that's a hard 34
>>153211891read every thread in the archive and catch up retard
>>153211902that still wouldnt explain how your schizo mind works
>>15321190134 is his given name
My new pool will be finished by June. My goal is to watch the SCF on a pool float in my pool, mojito in hand.
>>153211915wait til you meet rapey
>>153211665have they checked the morgue
>>153211953you plan on having big boob bimbos as lifeguards?
>>153211967why? does your mom need a job
It's interesting how they try to pronounce European names correctly EXCEPT for Swedish and Finnish names. Discrimination?
>>153211973she's retired and doesn't freelance anymore.
>>153211979Who are "they" and what examples are you able to show?
>>153211979>I'M HEKIN DONS WITH THIS PLACE>Comes back not even 20 minutes laterLmao
dom1
>>153211488>fuck you GaryIs that what you're planning?
>>153212002in the playground dom always wins
>>153211979we already told you nobody cares about your faggy umlauts
>>153212030true /hoc/ is a playground
based dominator makin em seethe
>>153209773>Hangs our with actors who are in gay hockey shows instead of running this countryLmao
>>153212040Yet you care about Czech umlauts... curious
>um petterson is actually pronounced baytersheanyeah im not doing that
sex is gross
Took a dna test and found out I’m 3 percent Jewish. I’m one of Gary’s chosen now.
>>153212186congratulationsnow stop attacking palestine you scum
>>153212056Isn't that what the last guy did but also jeets?
>>153212186Stop stealing foreskin.
>>153212186I don't care what that test says you aren't getting a discount on the jersey
>>153212205>>153212200>>153212193Stop being antisemitic this is who I am now
I dreamed I was Italian
>>153212208Are you sure about all this?
BUSTTHEWS
>>153212186we dont want you, go back goy
>>153212186LGR!
>>153212208oy gevaltboy whos fault
>>153212186good for you get your nose out of my face
/hoc/ main theme
>>153212186I am not jewish, not that i am aware of, but I have a big nose. Not every big nose is jewish, right?
>>153212308*loses to a goalie that needs to be carried off the ice*
>>153212325You could just be italian
Laffs odds right now:Make Playoffs: 2.67%Win Cup: 0.1%Win Draft Lottery: 5.2%So I'm saying there's a chance.
BREAKING: Garry is arrested by ICE in MN. Being deported to Israel.
>>153212376>Can't win the cup>Can't make the playoffs>Shit draft position anywaysThe Flames Special
How come Panthers are not on a playoff spot when they have the best roster of all teams?
>>153212444They don't have the best roster of all teams clearly.
>>153203313it's not much, but at least the >laffs have the Bruins first round pick in the Minten trade
>>153211693Cope the Fire Nation is the most powerful nation and you aren't allowed to be part of it
>>153212450If not, how did they become back to back-champs?
>>153212444such are the wages of sin
>>153212503being gary's pet has benefits
>>153212401Project 2025 is going to bring those goalie pads back
>>153212503Bob playing well above his weight, Barkov single handedly covering 90% of mistakes, and the officials letting them get away with everything.
>>153212557the panthers had seven (7) pp ops
>>153212451Other way around, the Bruins have this year's laffs first round pick if it's not a top 5 pick. Else, they get the 2027 laffs first round pick unprotected.
>>153212503https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udCn8WvlnlM
>>153212503The league office lets them do whatever they want while punishing retaliators
>>153212500Listen man I showed you post to Dustin Wolf and he said "I prefer lolicon"
>>153212510Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>153212679>laffs
my team rules and is run by a chad
It was still rape even though she wasn’t raped because I believe all women
I believe no women, I believe no men, and I do not trust my own lying eyes
>>153212845Quenneville should've used that one
>>153212740So if a woman stole 1k for you, and lied about what she was doing with it you would still believe her?
why were the islanders able to rebuild after 1 first overall pick while the >rags failed with a pick in top 10 for 4 years straight?
How can I know that this world is real? My senses can deceive me and all knowledge may be corrupted/wrong because of them. Maybe some demon is playing tricks on me and /hoc/, hockey and the Stanley Cup are just an illusion.All I know is that I think therefore I am.
This is our goal song during the olympicshttps://youtu.be/_3A-7AuysxQ?feature=sharedWe’re winning gold
>>153212444Gary refuses to give them enough powet plays. Only 7 last night
>>153212910
>>153213011Another collector, I see.
>>153212952Germany has a kino goal song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYzAYiIh0Ig
>>153212910cheer up bud and remember that Gnosticism is for retards
>>153212905Because the value of a lottery pick varies wildly from year to year
>>153212444They’re missing Barkov and missed Tkachuk for a while
>>153213087so much for the legendary depth
>>153213069
>>153213102>laffs
Why are NHL arenas tax exempt?
>>153213069Has the rags even cared about polishing and refining their draft picks? They seem to rely on the good Old Buster 9000 to crack them open and see if they pop out a star player or not.
>>153213133>laffs
>>153213143Got any proof other than a random google answer?
>>153205298imagine skating with a shirtless tage thompson haha
>>153213173Can't be bothered finding proof for every single arena but it's supposed to be most of themhttps://nypost.com/2023/03/29/nys-independent-budget-office-finds-msg-42m-tax-break-worth-much-more/
>>153213157This argument is cope. It's not basketball, like it's not like they're running the whole offense through one guy and you're also a ball-dominant player so it's a bad fit and you might need a trade. Obviously the team sucks now but they have/had good players and if you didn't get to play enough with panarin, zibanejad etc., those guys are getting the harder matchups and you should be able to cook some sixth defensemen.
>>153213233In MSG's case it's probably to keep the arena from going to another Queens/Brooklyn/the Bronx/NJ like all the other NY teams.
Please watch my teds
>>153213312suck my dick and ill consider it
Blackhawkies
>>153213233are you surprised billionaires have teams of lawyers and accountants to avoid paying taxes or are you retarded?
>>153208068The way Tony sucks on that bottle has got me bricked up, nibba
TSN Overdrive off and running and Bryan Hayes is fired up!
>>153213312Watch them do what
>>153213036Not today, demiurge
>>153212889#webelieveem
>>153213287Do you think coaches like Sullivan, Laviolette, etc took the time to assess the rookies' needs and flaws and give proper feedback to them? Do you think the Rangers personnel is well suited to help them grow as a player? Do you think the GM and scouts did their homework when profiling, planning and choosing their future rookies? When you have a series of high profile disappointments coming from your organization within a timeframe, it can't be just a coincidence. Is it your expectations that's too high for them or is there a problem in the system that will probably make them busts? How many more high pick rookies is needed to fail before self-reflection kicks in and maybe the status quo needs some change?
Crosby is pregnant :)
>>153213531Unlock it bud
>>153213531Finally :) his parents must be so proud
>draft a left winger 1st overall>make him play 3rd line right wing>draft a right winger 2nd overall>multiple top 6 players refuse to play with him>stick him on the 3rd line too
>>153213531>>153213574The Virgin Sydney is pregnant with Canada's savior.
>>153213593The child’s autism will usher in a new golden era of hockey
>>153213591Who
I think the odds that the east playoffs teams are set are very good. (Just teams not seedings)
>>153213630the rags fuck nuts
>>153213650I don’t follow shit teams numale
so the laffs traded their best young prospect Fraser Minten (more goals than matthew knies lol) for a late first round pick?
>>153213729Never heard of him
>>153213657Why can't you just say faggot, faggot?
>>153213729No, it was Minten, a 4th round pick (that's currently the highest scoring dman in his SHL team), and potentially this year's first round pick to Boston for Brandon Carlo.
>>153213800cause hes a numale
>>153213729minten has more goals than cowan too
>>153213800>>153213813Faggot ass numales
>>153213836Remember when he was the 52nd North American skater taken at 25?
There was a football player named Easton Stick
>>153213846t. Nü~male
Lmao.
>>153213803holy cow, wish you told me to sit down first my knees buckled!
fuck You
>>153213849NHL Central Scouting ranks mean nothing. Lawson Crouse was ranked 5th in 2015 when everyone knew he was an obvious bust
>>153213892Still a huge reach by the laffs
why is kent johnson bad this year
>>153213930Bust
>>153213935He was good last year, I'm used to busts who are bad every year. At least with those I know what to expect
>>153213949he had nearly 20 S% last season completely fluke year
My asshole is itching for some reason
>>153214006It's the cold weather pal, you wipe your ass hard the skin dries out and stays dry because of the cold. I get it too.
>>153214021yeah I hope it's not hemorroids
>>153214006What does your finger smell like?
>>153205298I approve of this post
>>153211210heat bros
>>153214031after dragging my finger over my asshole it smells vaguely like poop and sweat.
>>153214054lol
>>153214054>burger genetics
>>153214057Did you feel any hemorrhoids?
>>153214057JLMI
>>153214054he'll never be the champion that bill is
we do NOT call the fandom 'fire nation' we call it 'the C of Red'
>>153214064No
What happened?
>>153214082C of Reddit
>>153214087wedgeshit
Per sources, as of today, I’m told the following have expressed interest in Panarin ; ANA, LA, SJ, VGK, DAL, UT, COL, MIN, SEA, TOR, CAR, WAS, TBL, NYI.More clubs will join, and importantly player has to approve any move first.I ask you once again where does he end up?
>>153214114Zito will pull it off.
>>153214114vegass
>>153214114My Islanders
Go Sabres
>>153214114It's all gonna end with him signing back with new york for 6 million bucks a year for 7 years.
>>153214184>columbus always just in the middleThe middle of what? Fighting for the lottery?
Did you guys know the Toronto Maple Leafs traded Fraser Minten and a 2026 first round pick for Brandon Carlo?
>>153214253That's not too bad. Should be a late pick in the first round anyways.
>>153214237>laffs
>>153214253He's a centreman to boot. Those are hard to come by in free agency, let alone the draft. And they just traded him away.
>>153208327t. Butch Goring calling an Islanders PP
>>153214184>laffs>top dogs
So we're all watching Columbus vs Chicago tonight, right?
>>153214330yeah since it's friday night and none of us have anything better to do
>>153214330No
>>153214330Not a chance
>>153214330>Mega shit game Nope
Jackies play tonight
>>153214340>>153214353>>153214364why does gary keep giving your flag cups
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FtogSEiuy0 this nigga getting lasers into his eyes and he is out here droppping the trdropping knowledged and ./hoc best be understanding wwhat he is saying before everyoen getss silly
one fucking game holy shit
>>153214408thank you gary
>when the greatest /hoc/ minds get together to create the next memes and gimmicks for the year
>>153214376Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>153214431dont think any /hoc/ posters own a team
>>153214431those are my 30 teams not playing
>>153214437i own the leafsi tell them to lose on purpose because its funny
>>153214447get a load of this faggotits the king laffer
>>153214437I do. Your barred.
killing it at garfield kart today boys
dominick owns samir
>>153214447Firing your head doctor and then having all the players get injured the following season was pretty funny. Well done.
>>153214481dom also owns a spot on the child predator list
>>1532144812true
>>153214494much like trb
>>153203313My Broons! (:
>>153214499should have thought about that before he decided to play like shit
>>153214447
>>153214494care to point out this alleged spot on the list? and no not the one on your spreadsheet
>>153214499Why was he okay with moving the family from his beautiful West Vancouver home?
>>153214437I'm the NHL commissioner
>>153214505not his fault the post traumatic stress of the pumpkin patch incident has burned irreparable scars into his mind
>>153214526https://youtu.be/u2mYJ-5c4IY
cant believe epstein posted on hoc thats nuts
What's up with long island, looks like one giant suburb. I don't know what I imagined but it looks crazy
>>153214519he knows where he lands
>>153214534Absurd to think the incident from that day has butterfly effected two NHL teams into the bottom of the league.
>>153214549https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMjpppudNkk
>only one game on tonight >it’s fucking shit Thank you Gary
>>153214549When God created America Long Island was that last little pinch of shit that hung from his ass. A cursed land where only the biggest retards are to dwell. Which makes sense why its all just italians and jews.
>>153214549they've mostly been able to keep the you know whos out
>>153214330I’m going to be watching STAR TREK DEEP SPACE 9 just in spite of Gary
>>153214553Honestly it is. It should serve as a cautionary tale never to be so cruel to those who wanted to call Vancouver home.
>>153214577yeah islander fans must all be upper class because I assume those houses aren't cheap
>>153214598Your mom is cheap
>>153214458>yourwell you certainly are a retard
>>153210870goalies can jump so high, it's crazy
>>153214560god damn I miss ~2010 era internet, we had it so good
>>153214330Nah we’re watching collegepuck
>>153214447B U S T THEWS
>>153214630I'm watching My Islanders
He’s watching his islanders
TSN picked 2 faces for the nuckies face of the franchise
Wait...Gary posts on /hoc/?! Why did nobody tell me??
>>153214549most of new york city lives on long island
>>153214673raped
>>153214658It's the same face if you really think about it.
>>153214658no way tiger is ahead of the steamer. i thought tsn was supposed to know hockey.
>>153214611Lurk for 8 years
>top 10 guys who never won a cupKWAB
>>153214727mcdavid and draisaitl dont play on the canucks thoughbeit
>>1532147271) me2) you3) him4) him5) him 6) him7) xim8) Marcel Dionne9) trb10) him
>>153214658That's a real rough lineup for 56 years of existence.
>rags
>>153214765well they forgot mark messier for some reason
steve sure has been having a rough week.
I’m literally gonna cry if my team ends up taking that manlet euro that’s gonna bust on North American ice.
>>153214771oh you
>>153214776>le sportsnet industry plant for zoomersfuck this numale if you actually consume his content you are no better than the sunbelt goyim who think the US dominates at hockeyyou're a retard
Shannon’s wife farted on his pillow.
>>153214789checks out
>>153214771It all changes this year though when my Nuckies finally draft first overall.
>>153214783Fraser Minten since Jan 01 202614 games played14 points8 goals>laffs
>>153214789I doubt most current Panthers "fans" could tell you who Luongo is let alone a random person off the street in Miami.
sad
Keifer is now a Shark
>>153214376Because he loves us
flams won't like this
>>153214787He hasn't worked for sportsnet for like 2 years almost
>>153214816why did you reply to my post>laffs
>>153214830Theo was raped
>>153214860much like trb and samir
>>153214858>dem rainbows
>>153214823Where is Piper Shaw and the guy that says THATS KRAKENS HOCKEY BABBY
>>153214866dom rapes kids
>>153214888you're 35
rags
Vancouver signed one free loading veteran to a shitty contract that backfired and they've been melting down over it for 30 years.
>>153214525He wanted to stay but they chose Pettershit over him
>>153214789the era of finnish dominance is upon us
Is anyone watching the game tonight?
>>153214968nope. I'm listening to music instead
>>153214891far too old for dom
>>153214968yes because i want to look at bedard
>>153214977and yet
>>153214082OK fine but you guys should call yourselves Fire Nation anyway because that sounds badass. Or call yourselves the Dustin Wolf Fire Nation Wolfpack
won:dombudmitchburritolost and raped:trb samir
>>1532149942true
>>153214987stay away from my cousins kids dom
>>153214968Yes! I'm watching the Blue Jackets pregame show right now
>>153215021you lost
>>153214994lost and raped:omar
>>153215030you molest children
>>153215047when did omar lose
got a good post lined up for the next thread
>>153215065he didn't. samir is just trying to do damage control as usual
>>153215065>couldnt even beat the laffs in a series or the once the following season
>Levshunov scratched for this gameDid he get hurt or did do something wrong last game?
>>153215072>nuh uhdom swooping in to defend his boyfriend
>>153215067thanks man appreciate the efforttoo bad most can't/won't do the same
>>153215088dom1omar1
>>1532150952fags til the end
> Samir mentioned. I'm ready, sugar.
gonna post about samir in the next thread
>>153215106god dammit
>>153215097your fellow loser trb is beckoning >>153215104
>>153215095i feel like we're just making people up now
>>153215106>>153215120Can you faggots just fuck off. Your memes are not funny.
wowowow
>>153215131yeah we're not making the finals
>>153215127dom and omar have been here for years>>153215130being a raped loser isn't supposed to be funny
>>153215130worked
>debrincat >caufield the nhl has become a manlet league
Gary here. I hope everyone loves the game tonight!
>>153215155Thank you for your hard work Gary! I can't wait for Sunday's big game
>>153215143remember when you didnt think dom would sticknow you embrace it
>>153215148>has becomeThe NHL was always a manlet league from Aurèle Joliat, Roy "Shrimp" Worters and King Clancy.
>>153215161I hope to see you there in a brand new jersey from the NHL Shop!
>>153215164i remember you claiming i was hiding from it when i dgaf to begin with
>>153215176I'm ordering one right now
>>153215173true dat
>>153215164>Good thing you stick to me, Samir.
>>153215185now being 6 foot is considered short
>>153215178from hiding in the shadows to posting openly as dom the child molesterwhat a wild ride
>>153215200the modern dating market has had devastating effect on the nhl that is true
Not surprising that the usual schizos would be on /hoc/ on a Friday night
>I'm not short but Samir takes it well.
>>153215214soon crosby will be considered short
>>153215233>>153215233>>153215233NEW
>>153215236shit sorry kanganon, i forgot
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