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shit thread
old bald cunt
Last night I found a steak in my fridge. A month past expiration date. Smelled funky. I added extra seasoning to cover it and ate it. Today I have explosive diarrhea and don't want to go to the gym because I might have an accident.
>>153211546Little broke reddit le ironic shit thread is still a shit thread.
UFC 328: Soprano vs White
I was always more of a WEC and Strikeforce guy than a PRIDE guy.
UFC Fight Night: Bautista vs. Oliveira
ufc 325 will be the first fighting event i watch! :)
>>153211631Classic good main event complete ass undercard Apex fight card
>>153211652>undercardback to /box/ pillowpoofter
My Pancrase tape collection would astonish you. You'd feel unworthy of ever posting alongside me again.
UFC 400: The Rock vs Roman ReignsRiyadh, Saudi Arabia
alexander volkanovski is one of the founders of pankration
"Bro" gets triggered by "undercard"
>>153211662Undercard is a basic term
with the mustache especially, diego looks pretty australian now. since fans already like him for being entertaining, i think he will get more crowd support during the fight than he could imagine, encouraging him, and perhaps even confusing volkanovski. this could be the straw that breaks the camel's back and allows diego to land his one big shot. i pick diego now.
I fear Volk may have cooked.
>>153211759used by pillowpoofters
>fights on the day my wife has to pay the rentnot fair
just watched petmuangdet heem pepsi
Is Volk’s food actually good? How would Anthony Bourdain judge it?
bourdain is a dead ass reddit bitch
UFC 330: Harry Hardwick vs. Alex "Poatan" Pereira
>>153211818Bourdain actually practiced martial arts so he’s more of a heemer than you
tai tuivasa has mentally and physically checked outhe's done
is this the scruffiest card of dirty dogs in ufc history?
>>153211851punched that bitch's grave and he turned into a skeleton
>>153211884paramount is really stacking fight nights thats almost ppv quality
me to schaub haters
real fans won't forget khamzat missed weight
Benoit "God of War" Saint-Denis is THE most entertaining fighter in the Lightweight division of the UFC. Prove me wrong. Hold on: you can't.He WILL be champion soon. He walks through everybody in the top ten. Only Tsarukyan would give him a run for his money, but BSD is a WARRIOR and is not afraid to get into a WAR. Tsarukyan isn't ready for that "smoke". Furthermore he eats Topuria based on sheer SIZE alone. Benoit Saint-Denis is a CHAMPION in the makings. Screencap this, mark my words and remember them very well.
>>153211571today i had a battery of bloodwork done because my psychiatrist thinks im low T. the lady tried unscrewing the first butterfly needle in the wrong direction first and then decided to use a straight needle for the second draw. on the second one, she totally missed the vein and instead of tyring to hit it just dug deeper and deeper until blood gushed into the vial. i nearly passed out. thats never happened to me before but at least i might get on TRT.
saint-penis got beaten half to death by moicano
>>153212013Hey man hows life
>>153212060He would have won the fight if the doctor let him continue
ilia only fights famous people now
>>153212136His wife and daughters are famous?
>>153211614what a blast watching those two fat bald goofs go at it would be, they'd need to challenge each other in combat and also a buffet table
>>153212060and poireir
Fuck these new captchas it’s almost impossible to pick out the one four pointed star while driving a school bus full of screaming kids
>>153212182pull over b, nothing can fix those retards
>>153212197I try to do em at red lights and railroad crossings where I’m required to stop but it’s still impossible to get first try
>>153211571Why did you eat it then? Couldn't get your fat arse to the supermarket and buy a new one?
>>153212060Shut the FUCK up>>153212105This is factual>>153212169This was shameful but every HERO needs a LOW moment to prepare for the HIGHEST of peaks. The peak in question being the UFC lightweight CHAMPIONSHIP.>>153212083Not bad still no new clients for my business since my only client dropped me at the beginning of the year but I got a loving girlfriend so at least I got that. Also comfy fight night on Saturday night. I have started exercising again, I really wanna get back into actual fighting, hopefully next week. Thank you for asking.
>>153212251I fucked your girlfriend while you were in the next room. Do something about it.
>>153212281What is your fucking zipcode you low T faggot I'll hunt you down and give you an anal injection of Testosterone with my penis
>>153212060and grandpa ZDS
BEASTSD decapitated Pooriush and Dan Prostututa is next on the kill list
>YOU'S ARE IN FORA TREAT!! >scoots around the cage pitter pattering at range>WOWEEE LOOK AT VOLKS LE LEVELS!! *pit pat*scoot scoot scoots away*pit pat*scoo scoot scoots away>WE'RE WITNESSING GREATNESS
Catherine O’Hara from Home Alone just got heemed
Interim champ is supposed to be the best guy in the division when the undisputed champ's not active but Gaethje can't even say that when there's multiple lightweights better than him
Are you a good poster trying to be bad or are you a bad poster trying to be good?
>>153212396An interim champ is just someone who won an interim belt
>>153212396oh yeah? why aren't they interim champion then? dumbass
>>153212464Politics
>>153212060Moicano heemt Islam.
>>153212494MMA?
>>153212513Politics in mma
>>153212001What I do to CP lovers.
>>153212396Interim champ hasn't really meant anything in years, it's a gimmick belt that they need to stack shit cards. It's BMF-tier.
arman is lucky he isn't exiled like mokaev. he ruins everything he touches.
>>153212525Smile at them while getting heemed? Thats pretty cool
>>153212528BMF is more prestigious of a belt, because it gives fans the certainty that whoever holds it is, in fact, a bad motherfucker.
>>153212542Honestly good advice from Arman, I'm sure Chimaev will put on a more exciting performance against Imavov. Why risk losing a guaranteed championship?
If sleep=slept, then heem=hemt? Food for thought?
Who is the Luigi Mangione of MMA
>>153212396no need to cry about it. look how well danar played you like the mark you are! Arman is a huge name now! When he returns, it will be almost as big as Khabib vs Conor. If he actually wins the title, we'll ALL celebrate like we taught Danar a heckin lesson! (while he's laughing his way to the bank).We've ALL complained that UFC has a le 'STAR problem' and the matches are boring. Well now we've (you AND me) got what we wanted!! We can all be brain dead retards together!!
Spelt
>keep clinching>get throttled in the pocketone friday was heemtastic
boring fighters win battles, but lose the war.
>>153212528But we LOVE the interim belt for fighter pay! We all get very upset about fighter pay. We must pay the fighters and the interim belt pays the fighters some good fighter pay when they unify! AND THATS A GOOD THING!!
Win the battle of having long and successful careers where they win championships and make more money than their contemporaries, becoming a lasting part of the sports history and cultureLose the war of losing half their fights and becoming retarded
WE cannot follow THEM.
>UFC PPV is finally reasonably priced>literally nobody gives a shit, sport is more irrelevant than everDead sport. Dead league. UFC? More like WGAF.
>>153212628>>153212664ffs we are kind of pathetic bros... All we had to do was support the PFL's tournament structure with our wallets and views. But the truth is consoomers like us are too retarded to know what we actually want... All promotions need to just have the balls to do the opposite of what fans say they want and they might become successful.
boxcel hands typed this
Guys I think he really likes sucking Dana's balls
heroes die on the battlefield. boring fighters are just politicians.
Heroes die on the battle fields while Politicians bang their wives and decide the shape of the world
What went wrong?
>>153212750lookin sharp og
I think Volk is getting zeemed lads and it makes me sad
>>153212750Cain and Abel. Ying and Yang. And everything in between.
He took a year off to party and eat as much as he wanted to instead of changing his game and learning new skills. He only started getting in shape at the start of this training camp. All the commentators are pretending he's in excellent shape but he's literally just as fat as ever?
>>153212750Nates a little bitch he would be nothing but another little cholo boy from the hood if it wasn't for Nick
a politician lives and dies in a world their soul never knew. in many ways it's as if they never lived at all. very much like a boring fighter when you think about it.
>>153212750>You WILL wear the shirt, Nick...SOON
>>153211546Somebody check on Chandler
If you look up the definition of hero in the dictionary you see a picture of James Vick
>>153212750Add tito and you have an iq black hole
FACT: BSD will beat Arman this year.
>>153212869You know that won't happen
WE CANNOT
>>153212838It's always the most utter room temp brainlets who mention anything about IQ
>>153212888Bro it's a friday night for you what are you doing here
>wake up>make coffee>remember I'm Australiantoday is a great day!
>>153212907my room's a furnace, playa!
I'm 4 miller lites deep yeah I'm thinking I'm having wild sex tonight
>>153212956What's his name
>>153212956Nooo way FOUR!?!? Somebody stop this guy!
>>153212789
hardest hitting 145er ITT right here
>>153213003Anyone know who this bum is?
>>153213021yeah
Bro come here this guy is drinking beer from a shoe!!!
>>153213021i saw him drop tom aspinall in sparring with a jab
>>153213060that was is bluddy orb ye wanker
This guy >>153213003 TKOs people when I touch them they don't fucking move
>>153213003look at the little lad! hes like a human, but smaller!
I'd run /heem/'s atomweight division
I'm the Dana White of heem
Two numbered cards in a row why aren't people more excit- oh
>>153213123salkilld is the next darren elkins
>>153212251Thats cool you have a business. Good luck with your training friend.
>>153213123>people aren't excitedDear whoever the hell u are. Nobody gives a shit what u think UFC 295 is sold out in Sydney and fans r pumped for 2morrow. Ur opinion=WGAF
Plugs on the way it's about to call for snow in my living room if you catch my drift
Surely next card will be b- oh...
>>153213161Nigga keeping TABS on electrifiying prospect Amir ALbazzi
>>153213161A true "Who's Who" of "Who's That?".
>Heavyweight Champion has no date for his next fight>LightHeavyweight Champion has no date for his next fight>Middleweight Champion has no date for his next fight>Welterweight Champion has no date for his next fight>Lightweight Champion has no date for his next fight>Featherweight Champion is fighting tonight>Bantamweight Champion has no date for his next fight>Flyweight Champion has no date for his next fightLightheavyweight and Lightweight are probably being saved for the White house card, what about the rest?
UFC Fight Night: Bautista vs. OliveiraUFC Fight Night: Strickland vs. HernandezUFC Fight Night: Moreno vs. AlmabayevUFC Fight Night: Emmett vs. VallejosUFC Fight Night: Adesanya vs. Pyfer
>>153213197Paramount exec bros, what were we thining?!
>>153213202*the*?
>>153213202strickland vs fat hernandez is solid gold
Lets speculate on upcoming fight announcement>DDP vs ???>Islam Makachev vs ???>Poatan vs ????>Yair vs ???honestly it will be interesting to see the upcoming matchmaking in the WW division fuck it is exciting
>>153213286Yeah surely that card is go- sweet jesus...
I'm livin in the 21st century, doin what sneed do, anyone you any youbody you ever seen do
Honestly? Keep an eye on a kid named Aaron Tau.
>>153213197Cope
Blood rack, Barbed wirePolitician's funeral pyreInnocent's rape with napalm fireTwenty first century schizoid manNAAAAAAAAANANANA NA NAAAAAA NA NA NAAAAA
>>153213387You're right I forgot about the BMF. It should be a good fight.
Doo spent 500 dollars on this
Donte Johnson vs Dusko Todorovic
>>153213413Certified banger card right there cazzie
>everything sucks nothin good, loow how cool i am performative outrage
Yoo Joo-Sang vs Gaston Bolaños
>>153213413>3 rematches on the main card
Cody Durden vs Nyanjargal Tumendemberel
>>153213413500 dollars is literally a days wage poorfag
WHen the fuck did RDR vs Caio get announced? I completely missed that. RDR is getting TKO'd isn't he?
I'll watch yom jos ong vs Gadson Bolognese before i watch a single Wmma fight
Luke Fernandez vs Rodolfo Bellato
>>153213465Whatever to this demonic nigga?
>>153212990Yeah exactly, that's a good comparison to where he looks like he's eating a lot but still training hard. Now he's back to his ultra obese form.
>Bro no you need to watch mason barber vs natasha namakunes for the wmma bantamweight titleNah i'll watch the two no name bums tug it out for a 10/20k.
>>153213400Shalom, may peace be with you
The Gojo vs Sukuna of UFC
>>153213465One of them got pulled Moicano vs Paddy's teammate is the likely replacement
Wmma watchers are like the faggots who roleplay with female avatars in RPGs,
>If you aren't excited for Cody Garbrandt vs Xiao Long you must like WMMA???
>>153213502Hello. Lets hope for a nice card tonight.
Does Israel even have a single fighter in the UFC? or combat sports in general
this one sucks outside of main card.
>>153213545None in the UFC as far as I know. Some Olympic gold medals in Judo I think, but I think we suck at MMA.
>>153213545Kike rats can't fight, that's why they scam and swindle with interest loans
>>153213545Yeah Salkilld's victim. he's horse thief from Circassia though.
Apparently nick diaz likes cock and it's the reason why his wife is ruining his lifehttps://www.tumblr.com/losingprogress/805812376205131776/da-full-vid-was-deleted-but-i-ss-it-this-was
Our boy Dana is squeaky clean and not even mentioned once in the Epstein files if I was him I would distance from Trump
>tumblr
>>153213545Haramkalaev, Ashmoz and Natan Levy. They own the UFC, though, so in many ways all fighters are Jewish.
>>153213567https://x.com/ThatchEffendi/status/2017030218397958562
*hides post*
woke ass ufc saw quillan salkilld calling himself the minority killer and matched him up with a white guycringe
I can fix Nick’s wife.
"That's it.com"
A couple of years I used to weight 165lbs now I’m weighing 190lbs with 9% bf%. I am 6’3’’. I am a fucking war machine. When I was 165lbs I was a fucking boxing menace. Then moved to a different country so I never went thru with more sanctioned fights. Now I’m training mma. Already did 3-4 years of bjj before starting boxing. I would kill all of you gay faggots without even breaking a sweat.
>>153213608His original opponent was chinese
>>153213673Fuck you
Sean Shelby be like "Salkilld seems hot right now let's book him against a guy who's gotten KOed 4 times in the last 3 years"
>>153213697Yeah as stated before his original opponent wasnt mullarkey. He just happened to be there after the original withdrew
>>153213683You wouldn’t dare saying that to my face. You would apologize but that would not be enough as I crush your skull like an empty beer can.
hating Petr Yan is a sign of low IQ
>>153213545
OH! DOWN GOES THE PLEASURE MAN!!!
When Belal Muhammad wins a scrappy decision by leaning on his wrestling it's boring and cowardlyWhen Petr Yan wins a scrappy decision by leaning on his wrestling it's high IQ
>>153213724>he drinks beer out of cansuh.... bet it's basedbeer
>>153211884>salkilld vs mullarkey one sided beat down >tai vs teixeira sloppy fat guy fight >fiziev vs ruffy proper fight will be very good >bsd vs hooker one sided beat down >volk vs lopes the rematch no one wanted but will be entertaining 6/10 overall. Not bad, not great
>oban elliott cried on embeddedbruh...
Movsar Evloev is literally the exact same type of fighter as Petr Yan and has an almost identical fight style but heem isn't ready for that conversation
>>153213784These disgusting names alone make me tune out tbqh
is the card thos weekend any good? unironicallywho should i look out for?
>>153213834The 3 final fights are terrific. The rest of the card is Apex prelim shit
i'd drink Payton Talbott's douche water
>>153211546Low-key I think Dan is winning vs BSD.Just a while ago, some guy got psyched out after seeing his opponents kid at the weigh in and couldn't fight viciously.I definitely think BSD got shook after seeing Dans daughter
>>153213862why am I in these threads
>>153213834Look for this *Heems you*
>>153213872We will never submit to the faggotry that is usernames is why, we are pure
>>153213870that guy most likely has shot a good amount of African kids for that shit to matter.
>>153213870high iq 4d chess move by dan the hangman hooker
>>153213870You have to remember that BSD is french
BSDDS
>>153213966Why do you have this saved to your personal computer
>>153213161Matsumoto vs Basharat is the only fight worth watching, everything else is a miss.Won't be staying to watch that shit even though it's my day off. Bautista as a main event is torture
Dana vs. Paramount Bean Counters, has there been a more one-sided heeming?
u cant escape the fr*aking rapist mcgregor
>Matsumoto vs Basharat is the only fight worth watching,
>>153211884Rongzhu withdrew? what a bum
The UFC has no young stars. Why is the marketing department so bad at UFC?
Moot's in the epstein files. It's all over /pol/
Are you seriously still talking about the Epstein files?
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Would you rather eat Volkslop or Danaslop?
cooking with war machine
>>153214243Yes I concur, men like me and those are of a dying breed
my ufc fighting nickname would be mahoraga
>>153214345mine would be mahoraga raper
>>153214345Adapt to this shit nerd *body kicks u*
my ufc fighting nickname would be The Pleasure Man 2: Pleasure Harder
About 8 miller lites deep I am definitely going to have wild sex tonight
>>153213870Lol BSD beats him worse than Arman
went 8 mile on your mother's pussythat's M&M munch and mash
>the card starts in less than 24 hours>guru still hasnt posted his predictions
>>153214409His MMA picks loicense expired
I thought Arman was rich why is he taking desperate streaming appearances for adin ross, not a good look for his brand desu
>>153214409fat piglet is on thin ice lately. little faggot's getting a bit too uppity with his eceleb fame and shit instead of working for us like hes supposed to.for what, five videos in a row now we get to hear him brag about how he touched Armen IRL because hes such an autistic shut in weirdo thats some special achievement for him. little fag needs to get back to work like he owes us.
Guru Vs Joey. 3 rounds. Pride rules.
>>153214348>>153214361these 2 are boyfriends like chris curtis and sean sxtrictland
>>153214435He’s trying to develop a fanbase so Dana can’t deny him a ti’ul sho’ anymore
>>153214485I don't think so he bragged about making a measly 20k or whatever he was paid and anyone truly rich would never so essentially he was exposed as a fraud
Paddy the Saddy :(
Ohhhh Paddy the Saddy!Ohhhh Paddy the Saddy!
>>153214634A day without grief is a rare occurrence, I’m afraid.
>>153214677unforunately true
Powerslap??
What's the most fun martial art to watch? For me, it's muay thai. Shame it blows compared to other ones.
>>153214748ultimate surrender
>>153213161>3 WMMAIt's like Dana wants to lose money
3 wmma fights? Good fucking God can someone drown Dana in the snow he orders for his Las Vegas home
You'll watch anyways you fucking pig
>>153214815>me to Dana while replaying him his blackmail “Creampieing Dana” tapes
WE GOT A POWERSLAP EVENT ANNOUNCED BOYSMARCH 6TH WE SLEEMPower Slap 18: Wolverine vs. Da Crazy Hawaiian
>>153214842chat is this true?
Payton Talbott legitimately, like unironically has a fetish for men almost twice his age btw, i genuinely think he mightve gotten groomed around like 2016 when his dad left
>>153214634was this after the leavitt fight? why is he crying
sounds like payton talbott should hit up nick diaz
DBX starts in 8 bings on youtube
power slop
man Jessica Rose Clark needs her ass fucked by me
peenor yam would grapple talbeast. how does that make you feel?
what is peenor yam's cock power rating?
>>153214939I think you would be surprised
Tai Tuivasa
>>153214955cuts weight to make 265lay off the taco bell you fat slob
eat more taco bell you fat slob! tai tateryumyum should be 400+ at least by fight night
>>153214853>Wolverine vs. Da Crazy HawaiianWtf isn't DCH like 400lbs?
DBX has begunhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvOrAnRJIEg
need to piss on jessy rose's tits
>>153215011What the fuck is that Anik’s twin bro on commentary?
>less than 24hrs before a huge event >2 posts the last 40 minutes holy fucking dead sport
>>153215373
>>153215373were watching dirty boxing retard
I gotta fuken poo and the toilet on our floor has been out of sevrice for 3 months
>>153215452drop it over the railing to the lower floors, that's what they're there for
>>153215373We're raiding on Turtlewow you retard
>>153215467The guys in the stairwell will hit me
>>153215482not if you run by them and tell them that someone dumped over the railing and that you're gonna go catch him
>>153215482I hope they pour maple syrup on you
>Donald Trump expects 100,000 people in new ‘stadium’ for UFC White Householy based
>>153215525If Trump said it then it must be true
TrumpBEAST tells it like it is
Trump feeds hangry TKO piggies while he blows Bubba!
If Trump says 100 000 expect 250 000 patriots screaming "Lets go O'Malley" as he knockout that Russian worm Petr Yan
WONK WONKits the nose of the police
what time does this Australian card start for civilized people
>>153215656normal time kek
>>1532156569pm est I believe, its normal time Aussies have to suffer
>pretty please, stay still so I can hit you NOOOO
>>153215637Yan won't be in shape for a title fight until the back half of the year. He just had lumbar surgery. Expect him to be back around October-December
>last title fight of the year til Maythank you Dana
>>153215698how they dont even have march scheduled yet, let alone april or may
UFC on Paramount 4: Shevchenko vs Silva
Yan underwent a 9 hour back surgery. He's completely fucked. He's going to be totally washed form here on https://x.com/RedCorner_MMA/status/2016538736335749414?s=20Also, Yan gets a major operation done in his back. No interim championTopuria gets a divorce, interim champion?
zalal moves forward, topuria retreats in fear
hang in there volk
What does the bong neet look like irl?
Soon
>>153215776one of these fellas
O'Malley beats Ya'dong and Yan gets his back rebuilt the next day... They should strip Yan honestly
tai got that 200 yard petrol sniffin stare
>petrol sniffin love Aussie slang
>>153212241You want me to throw away a virtually edible steak?
Everything else is VIRTUALLY EDIBLE Joe
Tai will celebrate his return by shitting in the octagon and yelling in front of Bruce Buffer as he does so
So is the white house card still happening after all of this
>>153216026all of what? You doubt the word of DonDADDY?
Anyoen there
>>153216179
heem is dead and vacantmuch like brie chandler's broken pussy
hey pussy watap
Jon Jones just got arrested for throwing beer cans at the audience
>>153216538he's slurring on the mic
>>153216538>>153216560finna tryna gonna molest this doo
When Jon Jones speaks Jon Aniks Brother listens
you finna want dbx?
fight in the crowd during a fight lol
can alexander volkanovski win a decision against diego?
>>153216641no way dude he's getting knocked out just look at the first fight
>FUCK ICE
my nigga ice cube
looks like a bloody fool
>walking uuuhhhhh out uuuuhhhhhh to face his uuuuhhhhh opponent uuhhhhhhhhhhhh
1 more sleep before the Volbussy is critcally prolapsed beyond repair...
Pride of the UK Ben Wooliss
>>153216291considering he's a manlet, that dicklet is 5.5 inches at most
I walk a lonely road, only one that I have ever known My shadows the only one who walks beside me, my shallow hearts the only thing that's bleeding
Don't ask me about Tom's eye
oban elliott fight day
>>153216726How come this twiggy little dweeb has got so much aura?
Dont ask me about Thomas Eye
CODY "STEEL" BRUNDAGE FIGHT WEEK
Jessica Eye
We're going down, down in an earlier round and sugar we're going down swinging
>>153216712>>153216825alright relax
Now sing an Imagine Dargons song faggot
stray bullet from the heavens above
>>153216832You relax faggot, don't tell me what to do ever
damn that bitch 38?
>>15321684938DD I'm afraid
UFC niggas at Trump's ballroom
is tuivasa maori?
>>153216832quelled that spastic
>>153213784Isn't he more of a grappler
I'm sad and afraid :(
>>153216947Uh huh
>>153216841For me its Godlike. Respectfully.
About to have wild sex
it snowed outside, I'm scared
about to have ass sex with a man named Coperniggus
I'm excited for UFC 325 and /heem/ cynicism will not ruin my enthusiam
>>153216980tell him we say hi
>>153216980what's his name
>>153217012Jon Jones
It's weird how two towelheads shot up a bunch of jews in Australia and the answer to that was to take the guns away from Australians, again. Will this UFC be safe for semites?
>>153217022Hmm
I definitely don't want to have sex with Jon Jones, but who's to say he doesn't want to have sex with me and at that point I don't really have a say in the matter
>>153217031Thats very gorwn up of you man
buh buh buh I come 2 autrarlia>kids screaming
volkanovski is taller than diego, but you all aren't ready for that conversation.
>>153217117so funnygood postkeep postingyou're really funny :)
The weigh in show was good. And I'm tired of pretending it wasnt!!
What if Lopes does beat Volk?
Belel should be cut
>>153217154Volk retires Lopes fights the winner of Evloev-Murphy in July-August
>>153217142you think i need you to tell me how good my posts are? never reply to me again you freak. mma.
>>153217162Said he's not retiring either way. Likely will move to 155 and will be one away from a 155 shot.
>>153217173oh my goshyou are too funny you must have a lot of friends :)
>>153217173oh he's getting revvedVRRRM VRRMMMM
>>153217177if volk gets heemed by lopes he's absofuckinlutely retiring. that will be 3 ko losses in his last 5 fights. he knows he's done and topuria would just heem him again
i forgot it's ufc day so redditors are here.
>>153217177>5'4 38yo lightweightYeah...nah bro
>>153217177Sizzy Adesanya
>>153217177The current form of Volk doesn't beat anyone in the lightweight top 15 and I mean that sincerely. Even a washed chinlet like Dariush would be too big and strong for Volk.
where's that faggotpost more emo lyricsI dare you
>>153217185>>153217188Sorry but he'll just blame it on a weightcut and that islam was too big. He's said it himself. You should know by now how hard it is for big fighters to retire.
>>153217206Nah, volk making actual gains to reach 155 he was at his best. Losing to Islam the second time it was an 11 days notice, completely fat and out of camp volk. We all know this, I'm afraid
Volk might be my least favorite elite champ of all time. He’s an incredible fighter but all his fights are boring as fuck. No one enjoys watching Volk fight
JEAN SILVA MOMENT
>We're here btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fow0yjEHxOIWe're all watching.
>>153217258I'll watch that crap here
>>153217240Yeah? Well I HATE volk with a true passion, more than any other fighter and even I have to admit his fights are the most exciting and fun to watch fights.
>>153217159his entire head until it's off his body
dear god, Dana is in the Epstein files. Dana was found by the FBI to have flown whores to Brazil to have sex with. Dana was interviewed by the FBI about this and admitted to making his employees facilitate the travel and payment details and having sex with the prostitute. Dana was only let go because he agreed to participate in a entrapment of a bigger fish. Dana literally became an FBI snitch on paper officially to avoid international trafficking charges. Actually insane but whats more insane is that nothing is even going to come of this. No one is even going to mention it and its just going to go away
dana white is pure of heart
>>153217272Slander and lies mods take care of this
>>153217272how dare you besmirch the good name of Dana White
>>153217272/heem/ got exposed>>>/x/41887436>>>/x/41887436>>>/x/41887436
>>153217272Lawrence Epstein b. Not related, loopy poopycel.
You know who's not in the Epstein files ? Francis NgannouDuh duh duh
this replay of bj penn getting knocked out cold by a homeless hawaiian drunk is brought to you by tito's mexican cantina
>>153217216turn your monitor off
>>153217302too soon mahalo!
>>153217302can't wait for the /heem/ meetup at the cantinaI'm gonna take a picture with the belt
Can't wait for some ground and pound gaucomole!
I want an Bad Boy Baja Burrito!
>>153217296Smith and gane is in the files.
>>153217364for here or to go?
>>153217272All this shows is that Dana had sex.Having sex is not a crime.
>>153217402this explains why magumbo attacked dana, he was a lover spurned
We cannot follow them.
>>153217406The voice recordings of Francis Ngannou threatening to rape Dana in his real american accent will be released the same day biden pardons Cain
>>153217402>Having sex is not a crimehaving sex in public is a crime. having sex with a minor is a crime. having sex with your sibling is a crime. lots of sex is a crime. Dana committed a crime by having sex under circumstances that were illegal#1 exchanging money for sex#2 flying a woman over not just state lines but also international borders to exchange money for sex#3 attempting to obfuscate the purchase of sexual favors by using employeesall of these are federal crimes that would have put Dana in jail for years
>>153217406>>153217410Dont try to change the discussionPrime smith and gane are the fileshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1769847110393854.webm
>>153217410Big things are afoot in the fastest growing sport in the world
>>153217272he should be punished? for enjoying succulent brazilian whores?
>>153217476he flew an american to brazil. it was probably a fighter. if we had dates on when it happened, we could probably figure out which fighter he was favoring at the time
>>153217498sounds like my queen... big booty dern
>>153211546ready for more ufc
Thread is a week old its over
>>153217706All the cazzie niggas will be storming into heem 10 hours before the fight. Just watch.
>>153217801We're getting hyped for Royal Rumble now, UFC later.
>>153217790disgusting garroted freak!
The doctors told my mother to abort me because an ultrasound showed the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck fairly early into the pregnancy. Far too early to induce labor. Needless to say here I am. I blackout before I tapout bitch.
is putting all the asian fighters in the early prelims a racist move by dana?
patchy mix sisters...it's over
Just saw that Epstein was a futaCHAD and browsed 4chan
>>153217272You're in the files too you fat green pedo
>>153217272your opinion=wgaf
A lot of guys on the weigh in show were desperately trying to damage control and squash the fraudcheck label on Gautgubu. Atumbo could very well be a glimpse into an alternate universe. A universe where Dana got behind Francis and pushed him instead of feuding with him. Where Dana was the co promoter of his boxing fights and we all universally hated Magumbo for being pushed on us. Atumbo is starting off on the wrong foot with Ariel already. Imagine the world where Dana was pushing Francis to box, while trashing Jon Jones and Luke Thomas and Ariel are the ones labeling Frances as a fraud project. Food for thought.
>>153217857stop following the bandwagon and show some respect
>>153218148look at that BLACK specimen
>>153218077>your opinon = wgaf>your opinion = We Give A Fuck
>>153218148>hands downI would unironically find the chin and heem him stiff
Dan Prostituta
>>153217272Is there a sport Epstein wasn't involved in?
Test
>>153218631Competitive eating?
>>153217790Based chainsmoker
Carlos Respectes
>tai tuivasa is soon to have his sixth loss in a rowhe's approaching tony ferguson's record
how many ads tonight?
Took a crapReminded me of Diego Lopez
>>153218992Diego lopez beat the fuck out of that retarded crackhead nick diaz
KINO ALERT:>Volk vs Islam 1>Volk vs Lopes 1>Volk vs RodriguezWould the volk from Islam 1 beat Toptoira? he is just so elite
>>153219044I'm afraid not. Volk was even more open in his first round against Islam, where he was wobbled to a knee. He would be more likely to not take Tuporia's power as serious and get heemed in the first.Then considering what he did to max... no, I'm sadly afraid volk stands no chance in any form....
Work Hard. Drive fast. All gas.
The results don't matter. It's the figuring out we do along the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9oj6HEdZSIvolk won this btw
the losing contest
>>153219079>>153219087>Schaub has 1.1 million followers on instagramwhat's the typical Brendan Schaub fan
if diego can win this fight, he'll become the ufc featherweight champion.
will diego yell viva la raza again if he wins?
daner finna need a clothes peg sitting next to dirty diaper donny at the poofc shite house
>>153214409it's unironically just a matter of time before he kills himself.
Keep in mind he has to act like this because this is what a "savage"... an "alpha" does.
does prize picks know that guru didnt post a video?
Diego is going to get picked apart again just on footwork because that camp can’t learn proper footwork
Alexander Volkanovski vs. Diego LopesDan Hooker vs. Benoit Saint DenisRafael Fiziev vs. Mauricio RuffyTai Tuivasa vs. Tallison Teixeira Quillan Salkilld vs. Jamie Mullarkey
>>153219518VolkBSDFizievTeixeiraJeet killer
dan hooker lost like 20 fights but gets co main card because he has CTEdana such a degenerateamericans are such losers theyd never kill him but they'll kill a bunch of kids in a primary school kek
>>153219541company goys get special privileges
>>153219518 Diego LopesBenoit Saint DenisRafael Fiziev Tai Tuivasa Quillan Salkilld
>>153219518Volkwar criminalFizzyTeixeira ICE Agent.
>>153219518Bald CuntBlowjob Saint PenisATAMANTeixeiraSaltkid
volk got a title fight coming off of 2 losses and was 1-3 in his last 4 fights
>>153219518BalkanovskiBEASTSDFizievTexasQs
>>153219518volkbsdfizievTuivasaQuillan Salkilld
>>153219654ok lil bro
I wonder if Arman is actually suspended from competing in MMA by the commissions for the headbutt. After he punched the fan, he was still allowed to fight, then the suspension was ruled and announced way later. Same with strickland when he entered the cage of that fighter. The suspension wasn't announced until further down the line.
>>153219654okay little baby time for bed
>>153219518>Diego Lopes (sadly)>Benoit St Denis>Mauricio Ruffy (robbery)>Tallison Teixeira>Quillan SalKILLd
>>153219683Thats a badass volk flick im really about miss this lil midget a lot when he gets knocked the fuck out tomorrow morning
>>153219717if lopez wins happily or ruffy fairly your picks are heemed i fear
>>153219518the greatthe hookthe roofiethe tall sonthe quill
>>153219518LopezHookFuzzy TutuvasaSally
>>153219654It's true.
>>153219693the little cunt got caught roiding. you heard it here first.
IT. IS. UP! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrjHpnRUvAU
>>153219693PIGna is 100% just protecting clitia from Armdaddy
>>153219518volkbsdfizievtuivasasalkilld
>>153219867Based Big G
>>153219518HulkanovskiBDSFizievTeixeiraSallkiller
>>153219693prob because paramounts new faceoffs where main and comains had to stare down for 5 min for cameras. but arman is 100% getting suspended. its unironically FUCKING ILLEGAL. strickgaped was suspended for just swinging on that guy once. jones and dc were ordered to do 40 hours community service when jones punched him at stare down
>>153219969>jones>ordered community servicesounds about right
>>153219995dc too. just for engaging in the brawl jones started. plus armans already been suspended for the fan incident wen he didnt even punch him and fan didnt even press charges. theres simply no way he doesnt get a small suspension.
It's actually realhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv28Og6OZ50Garth stripped for cheating.
WE cannot follow THEM. We cannot.
>>153220195looking forward to the card tonight mate?
can diego shuffle around flat footed while getting jabbed for 25 minutes?
Heem....
Can that neet bong get a new gimmick already?
polaris is livehttps://youtu.be/r7M1GU0it4shttps://youtu.be/r7M1GU0it4s
its over...
>>153220349We only watch UFC BJJ here
>>153219518Volkanovski Saint DenisRuffyTuivasa Salkilld
now that we know Epstein used to goon in /gif/, do you think he ever posted on heem?
epstein gooned to /heem/
>>153220487yeah he picked mcgregor against khabib and was never the same after that
DDPonald sucked off Epdaddy
>>153220554isn't that fag banned from fighting for being too boring on engagement metrics?
>>153220573Brazza... he had relations with many saudis... our pookake parties might just as well be exposed. This very bad... Hopefully white house card happens before it all comes out.
>>153219518LopesHookerRuffyTeixeiraSalkilld
>>153220406>Cauliflower ear (auricular hematoma) that bursts or is improperly drained carries a high risk of infection, including staph infections.>Staph is a common part of the normal flora on the skin of the external ear canal and in the nasal cavities where it colonizes and remains dormant until the skin is broken and infection occurs.The retirement will be there (sadly)
poor volk... poor volk...
we can't let diego steal that belt meant for vallejos. the quality of featherweight champs needs to be maintained.
It’s over
>>153220707How are you?
Vincent van Volk
Heemed Volkanovsky
LopesBSDFizievTallisonQuillan
My penis is so big and so hard. So big and hard and meaty. And SHINY. It is glowing shiny. Veins are popping out. Precum balances at the highest point. Precum grows and spills downwards. Throbbing excitement.Why? Because Lopes is retiring V*lkanovski tonight.
>>153219873
>>153220956Cool style. If he was in shape he'd look great.
>>153220923Hey man I asked how youre doing
>>153220994>>153220994>>153220994WE MOVE
>>153220956whittakerbros... 205 is brutal
JLo is a can with zero good wins, but the world isn't ready for that conversation
>>153219518Volkanovski Hooker Fiziev Teixeira Salkilld
>>153219518VolkHookerFizievTeixeiraSalkilld
